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 - All right, we're supposed to be doing a podcast.

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 - We are doing a podcast.

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 - A what, a what?

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 - Pippet fan fiction?

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 - I would really have to like--

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 - Pippet fan fiction?

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 - Pippet fan fiction?

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 - Pippet fan fiction?

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 - Pippet fan fiction?

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 - Pippet fan fiction?

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 - We should maybe do this.

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 - How?

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 - Doo doo doo doo doo.

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 - Welcome back to Does It Hold Up?

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 Podcast, dedicated to potentially ruining your childhood

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 and all your fond memories that happened

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 before mom and dad got divorced.

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 It has been a year since we've done this

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 and I hope we know what we're doing.

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 - We don't.

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 - I'm Brock.

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 - I'm Amanda.

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 - I'm Brad.

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 - And this is the best podcast ever.

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 - According to three people on the internet.

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 - I mean, we were shocked that we're still getting downloads

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 even though we haven't done any new material

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 for over a year now, so.

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 - People are looking for quality, not quantity.

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 - Oh, Zelda it is.

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 - Yes.

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 - I mean, really, if you think about it,

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 what's happened in the past year?

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 - Nothing.

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 - Absolutely.

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 - I mean, that's fair.

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 - But really what's happened is there's been no movies out

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 because of--

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 - That's the problem.

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 - Yeah, that's the problem.

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 - 'Cause we're--

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 - So they want to hear us talk about movies.

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 - I don't know.

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 - We already came out a long time ago.

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 - Yeah, but no more new ones have come out in our childhood.

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 That's what happened.

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 - Deriving it.

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 - That makes absolutely no sense.

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 - It's a driven material.

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 - Thanks for explaining that.

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 - But Brad had an awesome idea for us

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 to have Spielberg September.

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 And along that vein, we are gonna be doing Jaws,

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 which we know holds up.

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 - I was gonna say, so thank you everyone.

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 - Bye, see you next week.

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 - Bye, good bye.

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 - What's now is that we haven't done one a year,

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 but we actually are all together today

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 to actually do it, which we haven't been on due.

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 - All hell science.

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 - Oh yeah, well over a year.

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 Yeah, spreading COVID among each other

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 'cause vaccines don't work.

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 - We're just--

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 - Anybody who believes that is not in the head right now

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 is a freaking idiot.

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 - We're all just looking at each other.

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 - Wear your mask, don't ask this.

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 - Maybe get a vaccination, I don't know.

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 - Or two, or three.

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 burn studio, we have a special guest with us.

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 we have Kelly, say hello Kelly.

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 - Hello.

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 - Flowing in via car, right?

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 - Yes, Flowing in via car, whole 30 minutes.

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 - Not any Kelly.

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 - The two E's?

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 - D Kelly.

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 - G-A-T-E.

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 - No, is it that good?

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 - The third floor is called B-Doll.

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 - B-Doll.

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 - I am from North Raleigh.

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 It's Pinky's up, you know?

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 - That's fair.

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 - Well, you're not from Kerry.

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 - So, you're left to be in our presence.

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 - We're from Clayton, that's Pinky's channel.

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 - I want a local flavor.

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 - We don't want to offend our 30 listeners in Clayton,

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 - We're alienate the ones and, you know,

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 the one guy in Iceland who doesn't know.

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 - There's three in Iceland.

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 - Sorry, three in Iceland.

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 - And we have an Ireland and all the eyes.

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 - Ireland and what?

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 - India.

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 - Did you say India or anything?

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 - I did say India.

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 - How many of these were accidental cloaks?

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 - I don't know.

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 - It doesn't matter.

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 - One, it doesn't matter and also it doesn't identify them.

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 - It all leads to profit, yes.

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 - Are we?

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 - Which is why we're doing it.

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 Wiles would be doing it, right?

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 Everything's about the Benjamin's.

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 - Wow '90s rap reference, yes.

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 - I was so old.

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 - I just had a birthday, okay?

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 - You were cool 25 years ago.

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 - No, I wasn't.

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 I was never cool.

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 I was never cool.

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 - Yeah, I knew that.

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 - Check my yearbooks.

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 Nobody ever wrote, "Hey, Amanda, stay cool."

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 - Yeah, my yearbooks were like,

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 "Hey, I think I know who you are."

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 - Oh, Brad, you're not even commenting.

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 - Yeah, no, I didn't even get the yearbooks.

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 - Did you really get the yearbook?

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 - The most awkward time.

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 - It was cool for yearbook.

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 - The most awkward time was when they'd send you out

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 on the football field in middle school.

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 Do you remember that?

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 - That was fun, I had those, but in high school,

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 I think I only got my freshman year.

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 I don't think I have any other,

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 and I wasn't in any of the other three either

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 because I missed Picture Day two years,

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 and then my senior thing was I did the wrong format

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 so they wouldn't put my picture.

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 - Oh, shut up.

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 - We're new to it.

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 - Brad McCluskey does not exist.

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 - No, I wasn't even there yet.

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 - Four or four.

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 - Oh, it's a picture of a dog.

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 - The whole purpose of yearbooks though,

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 at our age now, so our kids can take them

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 and make fun of it.

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 - Oh, that was the purpose of our parents here.

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 - I mean, my parents are cool.

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 - No, my parents are cool.

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 - No, they weren't.

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 - Yeah, they weren't.

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 - You think they weren't,

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 because you were a kid looking at them.

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 - Go back and look at them now, they weren't.

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 - My kids never got mine, we're cool at all.

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 - Oh, no, my kids.

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 - Like, look at your hair. - Exactly, it's a time capsule.

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 - Mine are all white.

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 - What used to be cool.

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 - Any cool shots of me, like people had like shots

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 of them like at homecoming or like at the PEP rally

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 and at the thing, mine were me running track

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 where I look like I'm dying.

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 - Well.

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 - Well, you were running, so.

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 - You were running.

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 - That's anonymous, running now.

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 - I've never seen somebody look happy when they're running.

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 - They're happy when they're.

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 - I'm gonna have you take pictures of me running

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 with like a big ass grin on my face

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 just to be like, new picture.

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 - All right, we're supposed to be doing a podcast.

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 - We are doing a podcast.

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 We're supposed to be talking about a movie.

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 - Movie that we have all seen, God,

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 - I'd say at least 75 times.

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 - Oh, yeah.

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 - Yeah, I feel like I watch it probably multiple times

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 a year on average.

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 - I mean, we used to watch it every summer.

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 - At the beach?

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 - At the beach, at least once.

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 - At least once, yeah.

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 - At least once because we were always there for Shark Week.

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 - And I've been, like mom would have been getting a house

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 and I lived down there since I was 15.

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 So you're talking 31 plus years.

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 - Yeah.

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 - I'll just date it myself, but.

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 - Back when Shark Week was actually really about sharks.

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 - That's true.

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 - But it's actually gone back now.

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 - Yeah, they actually never seen a thing recently.

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 - They were like, yeah, there was a recently,

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 they were like, hey, we're going back to science.

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 - Yeah, but that was all carry over from,

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 I remember our uncle Barry took us to see Josh too.

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 We were all little kids.

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 We were up at the Jersey Shore one year.

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 And.

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 - Judges, Roy.

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 - Best uncle ever.

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 - Judges, really.

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 I need little kids.

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 I need an age.

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 - It wasn't, oh, I mean.

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 - I probably would have been eight, nine.

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 - Oh my God.

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 He took you to this video.

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 - I mean, we were little.

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 It was a PG.

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 There was no PG-13.

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 - Also.

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 - That's awesome.

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 - What ended up happening was none of us went in the water.

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 that year because.

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 - That was a plan that Uncle Barry,

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 I was like to say, Uncle Barry put that in it.

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 And I was like, hey, if I take these people

276
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 to see this movie, we don't have to babysit them in the water.

277
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 - Well, you see, it was the Jersey Shore back then.

278
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 So it was either jellyfish, dead crabs, or seaweed.

279
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 One of those every year.

280
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 - Or diapers or syringes or symebs.

281
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 - No, no, no, they were.

282
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 I'm talking about like when you went in the water.

283
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 - Oh, I like that's true.

284
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 - Either you're going to be stepping along

285
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 just a plethora of dead crabs.

286
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 There's going to be jellyfish everywhere that can sting you.

287
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 Or, what was the other one?

288
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 - Seaweed.

289
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 - Seaweed.

290
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 - Seaweed, which would just feel gross

291
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 and wrap around and do it as a kid.

292
00:07:32,400 --> 00:07:33,800
 - Why are there dead crabs everywhere?

293
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 - I don't know.

294
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 - Red chides.

295
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 - Red chides.

296
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 - And it wasn't, it wasn't every year.

297
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 It was just every year there was one of those things.

298
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 - I remember when we were really young though,

299
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 where in the beginning, this is before beer cans,

300
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 which I remember they all had the pull tabs.

301
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 - Pull tabs were there.

302
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 - Step on those things.

303
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 - Step on those things.

304
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 - Jimmy Buffett's saying about it.

305
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 - I was just going to say that.

306
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 That's the only Jimmy Buffett's thing

307
00:07:52,240 --> 00:07:53,080
 that I've ever had.

308
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 - I didn't blow up my flip-flop.

309
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 No, I remember getting caught on there.

310
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 - Sliced my foot open, yeah.

311
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 - Jersey Shore, like it was very diapers,

312
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 medical waste, cigarette butts.

313
00:08:02,520 --> 00:08:04,480
 - I thought cigarette butts were just a natural part

314
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 of the beach until I moved to North Carolina.

315
00:08:06,760 --> 00:08:07,600
 - I know you told that.

316
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 - Between my toes, it was not a big deal.

317
00:08:09,240 --> 00:08:10,320
 - You told me that when we started

318
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 going to go to the beach together.

319
00:08:11,360 --> 00:08:13,160
 - Now I think about it and it's gross.

320
00:08:13,160 --> 00:08:15,280
 It's extraordinarily gross.

321
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 But we don't know any better.

322
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 - I feel like New Jersey is going to sponsor you now.

323
00:08:19,880 --> 00:08:22,720
 - And the transition, we all know that this,

324
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 this is a Jaws was based on a book by Peter Benchley,

325
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 which he got the idea from the Jersey Shore.

326
00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:30,840
 - Whale shark.

327
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 - The shark attacks that--

328
00:08:32,160 --> 00:08:33,040
 - Let's say whale shark.

329
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 - They're called whale sharks.

330
00:08:34,040 --> 00:08:34,880
 - They're called whale sharks.

331
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 - A bull shark.

332
00:08:35,720 --> 00:08:36,760
 - Sorry, bull sharks.

333
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 - That whale shark's just eat like--

334
00:08:38,280 --> 00:08:39,640
 - This is not a science podcast.

335
00:08:39,640 --> 00:08:40,640
 - No, it's not.

336
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 I meant bull sharks.

337
00:08:42,280 --> 00:08:43,800
 - I didn't even need to be acting.

338
00:08:43,800 --> 00:08:44,640
 - Bull whale.

339
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 I mean, you know, they're large animals.

340
00:08:46,920 --> 00:08:47,760
 - What year was that?

341
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 I can't remember.

342
00:08:48,600 --> 00:08:50,080
 - It was in the early 1900s.

343
00:08:50,080 --> 00:08:51,720
 I don't remember exactly what happened.

344
00:08:51,720 --> 00:08:52,560
 - I think you said 1908.

345
00:08:52,560 --> 00:08:53,400
 - Something like that.

346
00:08:53,400 --> 00:08:54,240
 - Yeah.

347
00:08:54,240 --> 00:08:55,080
 - The thing is with bull sharks is

348
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 that they can do--

349
00:08:55,920 --> 00:08:56,760
 - Just like bull sharks.

350
00:08:56,760 --> 00:08:58,320
 - They can do fresh water.

351
00:08:58,320 --> 00:08:59,360
 They can do fresh water.

352
00:08:59,360 --> 00:09:03,000
 So they were swimming up rivers and it was honestly terrifying.

353
00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:05,680
 I watched a documentary on it once and it was quite scary.

354
00:09:05,680 --> 00:09:06,760
 I can see how you would basically--

355
00:09:06,760 --> 00:09:08,720
 - There wouldn't be the same sort of, I mean--

356
00:09:08,720 --> 00:09:09,960
 - It was 1916.

357
00:09:09,960 --> 00:09:10,960
 Just six years ago.

358
00:09:10,960 --> 00:09:11,960
 - We were eight years later.

359
00:09:11,960 --> 00:09:12,800
 - You were close.

360
00:09:12,800 --> 00:09:16,400
 But yeah, I mean, there wouldn't be the same sort of like

361
00:09:16,400 --> 00:09:17,240
 show you information.

362
00:09:17,240 --> 00:09:19,440
 - The syrup was in the grips of the Great War.

363
00:09:19,440 --> 00:09:21,800
 Americans were being eaten by sharks.

364
00:09:21,800 --> 00:09:22,800
 - Is that a metaphor?

365
00:09:22,800 --> 00:09:24,560
 - Remember they thought that maybe one of the reasons

366
00:09:24,560 --> 00:09:26,240
 why they were there is they were being driven over

367
00:09:26,240 --> 00:09:28,120
 by the German U-boats?

368
00:09:28,120 --> 00:09:29,840
 - No, I do not remember that.

369
00:09:29,840 --> 00:09:30,720
 - That was, you know?

370
00:09:30,720 --> 00:09:31,640
 - I mean, yeah.

371
00:09:31,640 --> 00:09:35,040
 - That's a brad fattie, but that came from brad.

372
00:09:35,040 --> 00:09:35,880
 - There you go.

373
00:09:35,880 --> 00:09:36,880
 (laughing)

374
00:09:36,880 --> 00:09:39,400
 - I mean, it was an insane thought,

375
00:09:39,400 --> 00:09:42,240
 but that's part one of the scientists thought that--

376
00:09:42,240 --> 00:09:43,680
 - What about them being more over in Europe

377
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 because of all the blood washing into the rivers

378
00:09:45,720 --> 00:09:46,720
 from the western front?

379
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 That would make sense.

380
00:09:47,800 --> 00:09:50,200
 - This wasn't a science thing.

381
00:09:50,200 --> 00:09:51,040
 - That's true.

382
00:09:51,040 --> 00:09:51,880
 - This was a metaphor.

383
00:09:51,880 --> 00:09:52,880
 - It's the Germans.

384
00:09:52,880 --> 00:09:53,720
 - I hope it was a metaphor.

385
00:09:53,720 --> 00:09:54,900
 - Lame the Germans for everything.

386
00:09:54,900 --> 00:10:00,240
 So yeah, it was based on a true event

387
00:10:00,240 --> 00:10:04,360
 and the book came out in 1974.

388
00:10:04,360 --> 00:10:05,200
 - Yep.

389
00:10:05,200 --> 00:10:06,880
 - And they made the movie the following year

390
00:10:06,880 --> 00:10:07,720
 and what do we read?

391
00:10:07,720 --> 00:10:09,480
 It was the first summer blockbuster.

392
00:10:09,480 --> 00:10:11,560
 - Yeah, that's a big turnaround.

393
00:10:11,560 --> 00:10:12,720
 Like the book comes out and they're like,

394
00:10:12,720 --> 00:10:14,360
 "Hey, we're gonna make a movie now."

395
00:10:14,360 --> 00:10:16,440
 I mean, I don't--

396
00:10:16,440 --> 00:10:17,440
 - Yeah, that was really fast.

397
00:10:17,440 --> 00:10:20,120
 I mean, that's fast now, but--

398
00:10:20,120 --> 00:10:20,960
 - I don't think--

399
00:10:20,960 --> 00:10:24,040
 - Harry Potter didn't come out that fast, yeah.

400
00:10:24,040 --> 00:10:26,480
 - Was the book super popular that--

401
00:10:26,480 --> 00:10:27,320
 - That's a good question.

402
00:10:27,320 --> 00:10:28,520
 I don't really know if the book--

403
00:10:28,520 --> 00:10:29,360
 I don't know if--

404
00:10:29,360 --> 00:10:30,200
 - I had to do it.

405
00:10:30,200 --> 00:10:31,640
 - If Spielberg got an advanced copy of it

406
00:10:31,640 --> 00:10:35,480
 or if Peter Benchley sold the rights even before he published it,

407
00:10:35,480 --> 00:10:36,320
 I don't know.

408
00:10:36,320 --> 00:10:37,160
 - There's a possibility of that.

409
00:10:37,160 --> 00:10:38,000
 - Yeah.

410
00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:40,120
 - We didn't do our research, listen to you.

411
00:10:40,120 --> 00:10:41,720
 - I don't know how movies work.

412
00:10:41,720 --> 00:10:44,000
 - I don't know how books work.

413
00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:45,800
 - This is not a podcast about how movies work.

414
00:10:45,800 --> 00:10:48,160
 This is a podcast about what I remember as a child.

415
00:10:48,160 --> 00:10:52,480
 And honestly, I remember watching Jaws 2 more than Jaws.

416
00:10:52,480 --> 00:10:53,320
 - With you and I--

417
00:10:53,320 --> 00:10:54,320
 - I do too.

418
00:10:54,320 --> 00:10:55,160
 - And I was even saying--

419
00:10:55,160 --> 00:10:56,000
 - That's so weird.

420
00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:58,200
 - We watched Jaws 2 a few weeks back

421
00:10:58,200 --> 00:11:01,040
 and I remember a lot of the scenes that are in Jaws 2,

422
00:11:01,040 --> 00:11:03,520
 I thought were in Jaws, but they're in there.

423
00:11:03,520 --> 00:11:06,480
 Like the iconic scene of the slalom are in Jaws.

424
00:11:06,480 --> 00:11:07,800
 I know that we're supposed to be doing Jaws,

425
00:11:07,800 --> 00:11:09,360
 but we're going to dive in a bunch.

426
00:11:09,360 --> 00:11:10,200
 - That way.

427
00:11:10,200 --> 00:11:14,400
 - Yeah, but the iconic scene, it's the water skier.

428
00:11:14,400 --> 00:11:16,280
 And she's slalom back and then there's,

429
00:11:16,280 --> 00:11:18,600
 there in the background and the fin comes to the doorstep

430
00:11:18,600 --> 00:11:21,400
 and pops up in the foreground on the tracking shot,

431
00:11:21,400 --> 00:11:23,680
 which I mean, I'm like, where's, when does this,

432
00:11:23,680 --> 00:11:25,160
 I was like, oh no, wait, that's Jaws.

433
00:11:25,160 --> 00:11:26,560
 - I have no idea what you're talking about.

434
00:11:26,560 --> 00:11:29,080
 - Oh, it's like the iconic, I mean, I think a lot of people--

435
00:11:29,080 --> 00:11:29,920
 - I only know Jaws.

436
00:11:29,920 --> 00:11:30,760
 - Like that is.

437
00:11:30,760 --> 00:11:32,040
 - You don't, you never see Jaws.

438
00:11:32,040 --> 00:11:32,880
 - I remember watching--

439
00:11:32,880 --> 00:11:35,400
 - The only thing that I remember from a different Jaws movie,

440
00:11:35,400 --> 00:11:37,720
 I don't know if this is like two, three, four, five.

441
00:11:37,720 --> 00:11:38,880
 So how many there were?

442
00:11:38,880 --> 00:11:40,160
 - There's only been four.

443
00:11:40,160 --> 00:11:41,240
 - Okay, sorry.

444
00:11:41,240 --> 00:11:42,080
 - So far.

445
00:11:42,080 --> 00:11:42,920
 - This is so cool.

446
00:11:42,920 --> 00:11:45,560
 - Jaws 5 in space is coming out soon, I'm sure.

447
00:11:45,560 --> 00:11:50,560
 - I remember catching the end of a Jaws movie on HBO,

448
00:11:50,560 --> 00:11:53,440
 because back in the day, like they played the same movie over.

449
00:11:53,440 --> 00:11:54,600
 - Familiar with HBO.

450
00:11:54,600 --> 00:11:57,640
 - Was it a 3D, what do you call the home--

451
00:11:57,640 --> 00:12:00,400
 - Home, box office, human body owner.

452
00:12:00,400 --> 00:12:02,680
 - I don't know, but there was a scene

453
00:12:02,680 --> 00:12:06,040
 where there was like a pole in the water

454
00:12:06,040 --> 00:12:07,720
 and they're banging on it.

455
00:12:07,720 --> 00:12:08,560
 - There's a cable.

456
00:12:08,560 --> 00:12:09,560
 - Cable, that's Jaws 2.

457
00:12:09,560 --> 00:12:10,400
 - Okay, that's Jaws 2.

458
00:12:10,400 --> 00:12:11,400
 - It's really an electrocuted man.

459
00:12:11,400 --> 00:12:12,240
 - Okay, so I'm--

460
00:12:12,240 --> 00:12:13,520
 - Smile you son of a--

461
00:12:13,520 --> 00:12:14,360
 No, that's just one.

462
00:12:14,360 --> 00:12:15,200
 - No, that's the, that's this one.

463
00:12:15,200 --> 00:12:16,520
 - Open wide, say off.

464
00:12:16,520 --> 00:12:17,800
 - Open wide, say off, yeah, yeah.

465
00:12:17,800 --> 00:12:20,200
 - That's the only thing that I know that I've seen

466
00:12:20,200 --> 00:12:21,520
 that's not from--

467
00:12:21,520 --> 00:12:23,760
 - There's some really good scenes in the second one.

468
00:12:23,760 --> 00:12:26,360
 Like the scene where he finds the board floating

469
00:12:26,360 --> 00:12:28,720
 in the waves and he goes and flips it over.

470
00:12:28,720 --> 00:12:30,800
 And the woman who was in the speedboat

471
00:12:30,800 --> 00:12:33,520
 who burned her body stuck to the board.

472
00:12:33,520 --> 00:12:34,520
 And the body comes up.

473
00:12:34,520 --> 00:12:35,520
 - That's a good scene.

474
00:12:35,520 --> 00:12:37,440
 - It is a very well-informed scene

475
00:12:37,440 --> 00:12:39,320
 because you keep thinking the shark's gonna come up

476
00:12:39,320 --> 00:12:40,640
 'cause he's walking into the water

477
00:12:40,640 --> 00:12:42,560
 and he's having to go in pretty far.

478
00:12:42,560 --> 00:12:45,000
 And he keeps seeing shots in the ocean

479
00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:46,320
 and he keeps thinking it's gonna come up.

480
00:12:46,320 --> 00:12:47,160
 He's gonna see it.

481
00:12:47,160 --> 00:12:48,000
 He's gonna see it.

482
00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:49,320
 And he finally gets the board and flips it over.

483
00:12:49,320 --> 00:12:51,000
 And I remember talking to our parents about it

484
00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:52,160
 being like, would that really happen?

485
00:12:52,160 --> 00:12:54,760
 Like would a body stick if it is burned?

486
00:12:54,760 --> 00:12:55,680
 - I guess.

487
00:12:55,680 --> 00:12:57,880
 - It's a plastic involved.

488
00:12:57,880 --> 00:12:59,200
 - Anyway.

489
00:12:59,200 --> 00:13:00,720
 - That scene though is kind of funny.

490
00:13:00,720 --> 00:13:03,000
 She looks like, if you go back and watch it,

491
00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:05,960
 she looks like she purposely dumps all that gasoline.

492
00:13:05,960 --> 00:13:06,800
 - Oh yeah.

493
00:13:06,800 --> 00:13:07,640
 (laughing)

494
00:13:07,640 --> 00:13:08,720
 - It's a terrible, it's like--

495
00:13:08,720 --> 00:13:11,240
 - It's definitely the scene where one gets the tumbler out

496
00:13:11,240 --> 00:13:12,560
 and spills the tumbler over there.

497
00:13:12,560 --> 00:13:13,400
 - Yeah, exactly.

498
00:13:13,400 --> 00:13:15,440
 There's gotta be a better way to blow a shark up.

499
00:13:15,440 --> 00:13:16,440
 (laughing)

500
00:13:16,440 --> 00:13:17,960
 - Well, we were talking about it the other night

501
00:13:17,960 --> 00:13:20,200
 with the one scene that I thought was in Jaws,

502
00:13:20,200 --> 00:13:23,400
 one is where he goes to the shark tower.

503
00:13:23,400 --> 00:13:24,240
 - Oh yeah.

504
00:13:24,240 --> 00:13:26,040
 - And starts freaking out the sheriff.

505
00:13:26,040 --> 00:13:30,160
 - And I'm like, but that's actually Jaws 2.

506
00:13:30,160 --> 00:13:31,920
 - Yeah, they have a shark tower 'cause, you know--

507
00:13:31,920 --> 00:13:32,760
 - We were watching the other night,

508
00:13:32,760 --> 00:13:33,600
 I was like, when is the--

509
00:13:33,600 --> 00:13:36,360
 - Jaws 2 takes place again on Amity,

510
00:13:36,360 --> 00:13:37,480
 it's a few years later.

511
00:13:37,480 --> 00:13:39,360
 And so they have a shark tower now because--

512
00:13:39,360 --> 00:13:43,000
 - Like the same people, like Brody and the two kids.

513
00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:44,480
 - Yeah, the kids are older, they're playing

514
00:13:44,480 --> 00:13:45,320
 by different actors.

515
00:13:45,320 --> 00:13:46,760
 - Are they the same shark comes back?

516
00:13:46,760 --> 00:13:47,600
 - Not the same shark.

517
00:13:47,600 --> 00:13:48,440
 - Oh, different shark.

518
00:13:48,440 --> 00:13:50,440
 - Did you not watch this movie?

519
00:13:50,440 --> 00:13:52,560
 - I thought there was one with like sharks revenge

520
00:13:52,560 --> 00:13:53,400
 with a baby.

521
00:13:53,400 --> 00:13:54,240
 - That's the fourth one.

522
00:13:54,240 --> 00:13:55,080
 - Okay.

523
00:13:55,080 --> 00:13:55,920
 - Yeah.

524
00:13:55,920 --> 00:13:57,640
 - Neither does Michael Caine.

525
00:13:57,640 --> 00:13:58,480
 - Okay.

526
00:13:58,480 --> 00:13:59,320
 - No, he speaks about it.

527
00:13:59,320 --> 00:14:00,160
 He speaks about it.

528
00:14:00,160 --> 00:14:01,000
 He bought a house.

529
00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:01,840
 - Yeah.

530
00:14:01,840 --> 00:14:02,680
 - He's like, I've never seen it,

531
00:14:02,680 --> 00:14:03,600
 but the house about it--

532
00:14:03,600 --> 00:14:04,600
 - I know that quote.

533
00:14:04,600 --> 00:14:05,440
 - Yeah.

534
00:14:05,440 --> 00:14:06,280
 - I'm sorry.

535
00:14:06,280 --> 00:14:08,000
 - Apparently he said that about a couple of movies,

536
00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:08,840
 like he said another one--

537
00:14:08,840 --> 00:14:10,040
 - And well, at some point you know you got to make bank,

538
00:14:10,040 --> 00:14:10,880
 right?

539
00:14:10,880 --> 00:14:11,720
 - I'm sorry.

540
00:14:11,720 --> 00:14:14,000
 So I thought that that was one with like a shark baby

541
00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:14,840
 or something.

542
00:14:14,840 --> 00:14:15,680
 - That is an interesting bit of trivia.

543
00:14:15,680 --> 00:14:16,720
 They filmed the original one.

544
00:14:16,720 --> 00:14:18,320
 - Maybe, maybe.

545
00:14:18,320 --> 00:14:19,160
 - No.

546
00:14:19,160 --> 00:14:20,240
 - Doo doo doo doo doo doo.

547
00:14:20,240 --> 00:14:21,080
 - We will end it like that.

548
00:14:21,080 --> 00:14:21,920
 (laughing)

549
00:14:25,440 --> 00:14:26,280
 - Yes.

550
00:14:26,280 --> 00:14:27,880
 - And they actually filmed the second one in Texas

551
00:14:27,880 --> 00:14:29,200
 'cause Martha's Vineyard, the water was too cold.

552
00:14:29,200 --> 00:14:30,040
 - Not Texas.

553
00:14:30,040 --> 00:14:30,880
 - Wasn't it Texas?

554
00:14:30,880 --> 00:14:31,720
 - Not as far.

555
00:14:31,720 --> 00:14:32,800
 - Okay, well it was way further south.

556
00:14:32,800 --> 00:14:34,120
 - Texas, Florida, they're kind of the same thing.

557
00:14:34,120 --> 00:14:36,440
 - So the beaches look completely different.

558
00:14:36,440 --> 00:14:38,920
 Like it's a lot more sandy and there's a tower

559
00:14:38,920 --> 00:14:41,080
 and that's part of the reason it was honestly

560
00:14:41,080 --> 00:14:44,800
 not Amity anymore, it was a completely different location.

561
00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:47,520
 - Yeah, it was done, done.

562
00:14:47,520 --> 00:14:48,400
 - Act for your water in Florida.

563
00:14:48,400 --> 00:14:49,240
 There's like two different spots.

564
00:14:49,240 --> 00:14:50,080
 - So it's the same family,

565
00:14:50,080 --> 00:14:51,280
 they moved somewhere different.

566
00:14:51,280 --> 00:14:52,840
 - No, that's still supposed to see

567
00:14:52,840 --> 00:14:54,280
 different filming locations.

568
00:14:54,280 --> 00:14:55,280
 - Oh, I thought that in the movie day--

569
00:14:55,280 --> 00:14:56,640
 - It's still supposed to be Amity Island, no.

570
00:14:56,640 --> 00:14:57,480
 - Oh, okay.

571
00:14:57,480 --> 00:14:58,720
 - He's still Chief Brody, still it.

572
00:14:58,720 --> 00:15:01,800
 He's the only one of the three main ones.

573
00:15:01,800 --> 00:15:03,720
 Richard Dreyfus bowed out.

574
00:15:03,720 --> 00:15:05,080
 They mentioned him at one point.

575
00:15:05,080 --> 00:15:07,080
 - Did I keep one?

576
00:15:07,080 --> 00:15:09,840
 - Yeah, they mentioned that he's on the Aurora,

577
00:15:09,840 --> 00:15:11,880
 the Inan article, and then the--

578
00:15:11,880 --> 00:15:13,680
 - And Quinn didn't come back either because--

579
00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:14,520
 - Quinn didn't come back.

580
00:15:14,520 --> 00:15:18,080
 - Yeah, and there was no force ghost

581
00:15:18,080 --> 00:15:20,080
 of Quinn coming around Hell and Brody.

582
00:15:20,080 --> 00:15:20,920
 (laughing)

583
00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:23,080
 - Use the electric cable.

584
00:15:23,080 --> 00:15:25,480
 (laughing)

585
00:15:25,480 --> 00:15:27,320
 - Go over your feelings.

586
00:15:27,320 --> 00:15:29,000
 - See, I'm feeling robot chicken.

587
00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:29,840
 - Oh, yeah.

588
00:15:29,840 --> 00:15:31,320
 (laughing)

589
00:15:31,320 --> 00:15:33,000
 - Well, I mean, I'm sure--

590
00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:33,840
 - We should dive in.

591
00:15:33,840 --> 00:15:35,640
 - Everybody knows, I would think everybody knows--

592
00:15:35,640 --> 00:15:36,640
 - I mean, does everybody really--

593
00:15:36,640 --> 00:15:38,240
 I mean, I feel like everybody goes a lot about it.

594
00:15:38,240 --> 00:15:39,080
 - Not everybody goes a lot about it.

595
00:15:39,080 --> 00:15:40,640
 - Or they've been asking it for years.

596
00:15:40,640 --> 00:15:44,600
 - Yes, like, we all mentioned it at the very beginning,

597
00:15:44,600 --> 00:15:48,080
 like, we knew it held up because we've watched it

598
00:15:48,080 --> 00:15:51,320
 many times since the first time we've seen it.

599
00:15:51,320 --> 00:15:52,720
 And now, like, there's--

600
00:15:52,720 --> 00:15:53,560
 - There's also--

601
00:15:53,560 --> 00:15:54,400
 - You've said it five times.

602
00:15:54,400 --> 00:15:56,600
 I mean, you probably say that they're about the same.

603
00:15:56,600 --> 00:15:57,440
 - Yeah, yeah.

604
00:15:57,440 --> 00:15:58,440
 - I feel like I've seen it probably--

605
00:15:58,440 --> 00:15:59,760
 - I feel like I can quote most of it.

606
00:15:59,760 --> 00:16:03,360
 - 30 times, aren't special guests.

607
00:16:03,360 --> 00:16:05,040
 How many times have you seen it?

608
00:16:05,040 --> 00:16:07,040
 - I probably have only seen it,

609
00:16:07,040 --> 00:16:10,800
 maybe less than a dozen.

610
00:16:10,800 --> 00:16:12,280
 - Okay, let's do more than--

611
00:16:12,280 --> 00:16:13,120
 - And that's where I said--

612
00:16:13,120 --> 00:16:13,960
 - But that's still more than--

613
00:16:13,960 --> 00:16:15,120
 - I feel like it's about jobs too, more.

614
00:16:15,120 --> 00:16:16,400
 - Yeah. - And I don't know why--

615
00:16:16,400 --> 00:16:17,240
 Well, I know why because--

616
00:16:17,240 --> 00:16:19,640
 - I feel like Jobs too did, like, an HBO runner.

617
00:16:19,640 --> 00:16:20,480
 - That's what I'm saying.

618
00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:22,400
 I said, I told you, I know it's in the 80s.

619
00:16:22,400 --> 00:16:23,240
 - Yeah.

620
00:16:23,240 --> 00:16:26,320
 - Whereas-- - It was 77.

621
00:16:26,320 --> 00:16:27,160
 - Was it?

622
00:16:27,160 --> 00:16:28,000
 - I think so.

623
00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:29,520
 - But it had to have gotten--

624
00:16:29,520 --> 00:16:30,800
 Wait, Jobs too?

625
00:16:30,800 --> 00:16:31,640
 - Yeah, 70s.

626
00:16:31,640 --> 00:16:32,480
 - Was it just a couple years?

627
00:16:32,480 --> 00:16:34,320
 Okay. - It was just a couple years later.

628
00:16:34,320 --> 00:16:36,320
 - I don't, I just feel like I saw Jobs too.

629
00:16:36,320 --> 00:16:37,160
 - Yeah, okay.

630
00:16:37,160 --> 00:16:38,000
 - And I'm not sure why.

631
00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:39,800
 But I probably saw it, like, maybe--

632
00:16:39,800 --> 00:16:41,280
 I've probably watched it 10 times.

633
00:16:41,280 --> 00:16:42,120
 - Yeah.

634
00:16:42,120 --> 00:16:43,280
 - So enough that I know it.

635
00:16:43,280 --> 00:16:44,120
 - Right.

636
00:16:44,120 --> 00:16:45,760
 - So, yeah.

637
00:16:45,760 --> 00:16:47,880
 - I don't know, maybe Jobs too appealed more to kids

638
00:16:47,880 --> 00:16:49,280
 because of all the kids in it.

639
00:16:49,280 --> 00:16:52,000
 Like, the main focus is the group of kids that get stranded.

640
00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:53,280
 - Well, I feel like what she said is,

641
00:16:53,280 --> 00:16:54,280
 how many times HBO?

642
00:16:54,280 --> 00:16:56,480
 Because that's where I would have watched it as a kid

643
00:16:56,480 --> 00:16:57,840
 with on HBO. - 'Cause that's the strip.

644
00:16:57,840 --> 00:16:59,360
 - So-- - Yeah.

645
00:16:59,360 --> 00:17:01,480
 - Is that why you saw legend so much?

646
00:17:01,480 --> 00:17:02,640
 - Chance got stranded.

647
00:17:02,640 --> 00:17:03,480
 - 'Cause of HBO.

648
00:17:03,480 --> 00:17:06,920
 - Oh, like, I'm not following.

649
00:17:06,920 --> 00:17:07,760
 Probably.

650
00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:08,600
 - Okay.

651
00:17:08,600 --> 00:17:10,280
 I feel like, even as a kid though,

652
00:17:10,280 --> 00:17:12,240
 I like Jobs too better.

653
00:17:12,240 --> 00:17:13,080
 - Than Jobs.

654
00:17:13,080 --> 00:17:14,680
 - Yeah, I thought Jobs was boring

655
00:17:14,680 --> 00:17:16,080
 when they get on the boat.

656
00:17:16,080 --> 00:17:16,920
 - Yeah, really?

657
00:17:16,920 --> 00:17:17,760
 - And yeah, I know.

658
00:17:17,760 --> 00:17:18,600
 And that's why I remember thinking--

659
00:17:18,600 --> 00:17:19,440
 - Thank you, thank you.

660
00:17:19,440 --> 00:17:20,280
 - As a kid is boring.

661
00:17:20,280 --> 00:17:22,040
 - Now, it's like, it is the best part.

662
00:17:22,040 --> 00:17:23,200
 It's the best part of the movie, whatever.

663
00:17:23,200 --> 00:17:24,040
 - One of the things that makes Jobs--

664
00:17:24,040 --> 00:17:25,160
 - It does take a while to get to it.

665
00:17:25,160 --> 00:17:26,000
 - Yeah.

666
00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:27,560
 - One of the things that Kelly and I were talking about

667
00:17:27,560 --> 00:17:29,440
 that makes Jobs such a great movie

668
00:17:29,440 --> 00:17:32,120
 is that you don't see the shark at first.

669
00:17:32,120 --> 00:17:36,000
 Like, there's just that haunting music,

670
00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:37,160
 that iconic music that--

671
00:17:37,160 --> 00:17:38,160
 - Oh, yeah, the music makes it.

672
00:17:38,160 --> 00:17:40,440
 - And if you have never seen Jobs--

673
00:17:40,440 --> 00:17:42,240
 - Jaws with disco wouldn't award.

674
00:17:42,240 --> 00:17:43,400
 (laughing)

675
00:17:43,400 --> 00:17:44,400
 It wouldn't have been the same.

676
00:17:44,400 --> 00:17:47,360
 - If you have never seen Jaws and somebody,

677
00:17:47,360 --> 00:17:48,840
 like, you're at a bar talking about something

678
00:17:48,840 --> 00:17:50,160
 and somebody starts going,

679
00:17:50,160 --> 00:17:54,200
 ♪ Juh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh ♪

680
00:17:54,200 --> 00:17:55,040
 You know what that is.

681
00:17:55,040 --> 00:17:56,720
 - I remember trying to play it on the piano.

682
00:17:56,720 --> 00:17:57,560
 - Yeah!

683
00:17:57,560 --> 00:17:58,400
 (laughing)

684
00:17:58,400 --> 00:17:59,240
 - These are really cheesy--

685
00:17:59,240 --> 00:18:00,880
 - Like, even three keys, duh, duh, duh.

686
00:18:00,880 --> 00:18:03,000
 - Like, even if you don't know the movie,

687
00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:04,000
 you know what that's from.

688
00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:06,400
 You know that that's the shark theme, you know.

689
00:18:06,400 --> 00:18:08,800
 - Gary Larson did a far side comment.

690
00:18:08,800 --> 00:18:09,640
 Like, really?

691
00:18:09,640 --> 00:18:11,360
 Yeah, there was two fishermen in a boat

692
00:18:11,360 --> 00:18:13,400
 and there was like this huge shark underneath him

693
00:18:13,400 --> 00:18:14,960
 and one guy was like,

694
00:18:14,960 --> 00:18:16,440
 do you hear that haunting music

695
00:18:16,440 --> 00:18:17,680
 or there was that haunting music?

696
00:18:17,680 --> 00:18:18,720
 - And everyone knows when he was--

697
00:18:18,720 --> 00:18:20,640
 - The shark likes singing in the microphone or something.

698
00:18:20,640 --> 00:18:21,480
 - Yeah, yeah.

699
00:18:21,480 --> 00:18:23,040
 (laughing)

700
00:18:23,040 --> 00:18:23,880
 I mean, yeah, you're right.

701
00:18:23,880 --> 00:18:27,400
 Everyone knows that even if you've never seen the movie.

702
00:18:27,400 --> 00:18:28,880
 - And I'm pretty sure the whole idea

703
00:18:28,880 --> 00:18:31,440
 of not showing the shark was one, just like--

704
00:18:31,440 --> 00:18:32,280
 - The shark was so old.

705
00:18:32,280 --> 00:18:35,760
 - It was a cinematic device, don't show,

706
00:18:35,760 --> 00:18:38,520
 but also, yeah, they had so much trouble

707
00:18:38,520 --> 00:18:41,840
 getting the shark to look realistic and to work.

708
00:18:41,840 --> 00:18:42,680
 - And to work.

709
00:18:42,680 --> 00:18:43,520
 It was more functionality.

710
00:18:43,520 --> 00:18:44,360
 - It was more like, all right,

711
00:18:44,360 --> 00:18:45,920
 we'll just show it at the end.

712
00:18:45,920 --> 00:18:48,520
 - And that would all be CGI and probably terrible.

713
00:18:48,520 --> 00:18:49,400
 - Yeah, terrible.

714
00:18:49,400 --> 00:18:50,240
 But--

715
00:18:50,240 --> 00:18:51,080
 - Well, I think in reality,

716
00:18:51,080 --> 00:18:53,560
 you're not gonna see a shark anyway, until it does attack.

717
00:18:53,560 --> 00:18:55,760
 That's the same. - Yeah, that practicality

718
00:18:55,760 --> 00:18:58,760
 actually fed into the fact that the mechanics didn't work

719
00:18:58,760 --> 00:19:00,880
 and so it all worked.

720
00:19:00,880 --> 00:19:02,680
 Like, all those things had to work together

721
00:19:02,680 --> 00:19:03,680
 in a huge handhold.

722
00:19:03,680 --> 00:19:05,440
 Like, this is gonna make the best

723
00:19:05,440 --> 00:19:08,760
 cinematic presentation of a shark.

724
00:19:08,760 --> 00:19:09,600
 - Absolutely.

725
00:19:09,600 --> 00:19:11,400
 - Like, if he's there all the time,

726
00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:13,120
 you're gonna be like, oh, look, that's a shark again.

727
00:19:13,120 --> 00:19:14,040
 - Yep.

728
00:19:14,040 --> 00:19:15,440
 - And you're looking at that part?

729
00:19:15,440 --> 00:19:16,600
 - Yeah, I was like, I can't find it.

730
00:19:16,600 --> 00:19:19,200
 - It is, so, but yeah, it's--

731
00:19:19,200 --> 00:19:21,080
 - Oh, the one I'm thinking of is a whale.

732
00:19:21,080 --> 00:19:22,040
 - I was thinking of the whale.

733
00:19:22,040 --> 00:19:22,880
 Like, I know it was the whale.

734
00:19:22,880 --> 00:19:23,880
 - Sing Frank Sinatra.

735
00:19:23,880 --> 00:19:24,720
 - Sing Frank Sinatra.

736
00:19:24,720 --> 00:19:25,920
 - Yeah, it's that one.

737
00:19:25,920 --> 00:19:27,880
 It's that one right there.

738
00:19:27,880 --> 00:19:30,520
 - Yeah, it's too, and like, there goes again

739
00:19:30,520 --> 00:19:31,520
 at eerie music.

740
00:19:31,520 --> 00:19:32,360
 (laughing)

741
00:19:32,360 --> 00:19:35,520
 - And it looks like the, it looks like the,

742
00:19:35,520 --> 00:19:38,960
 it looks like the post, the iconic Jaws poster.

743
00:19:38,960 --> 00:19:43,520
 - For those of you playing along at home,

744
00:19:43,520 --> 00:19:45,400
 Brian is struggling to turn his laptop around

745
00:19:45,400 --> 00:19:46,680
 to show us all the picture.

746
00:19:46,680 --> 00:19:48,400
 (laughing)

747
00:19:48,400 --> 00:19:50,400
 - I don't know if I've ever seen that one.

748
00:19:50,400 --> 00:19:52,440
 - I don't think I've ever seen that either.

749
00:19:52,440 --> 00:19:54,240
 - Is that-- - Wow.

750
00:19:54,240 --> 00:19:55,080
 That's cool.

751
00:19:55,080 --> 00:19:56,160
 - That is cool.

752
00:19:56,160 --> 00:19:57,480
 - Yeah, I've never seen that one.

753
00:19:57,480 --> 00:19:58,920
 - Nice play there.

754
00:19:58,920 --> 00:20:00,440
 See, that's why we have guests.

755
00:20:00,440 --> 00:20:01,280
 - Yeah.

756
00:20:01,280 --> 00:20:02,120
 (laughing)

757
00:20:02,120 --> 00:20:02,960
 - That's our podcast.

758
00:20:02,960 --> 00:20:03,800
 - Let's go and fly 'em in.

759
00:20:03,800 --> 00:20:06,200
 - 'Cause I'm part of their like, group on Facebook.

760
00:20:06,200 --> 00:20:09,040
 So, there's like a whole Gary Larson bar set.

761
00:20:09,040 --> 00:20:09,880
 I know we're gonna have--

762
00:20:09,880 --> 00:20:10,720
 - Just so funny.

763
00:20:10,720 --> 00:20:13,240
 Like, no, I'm a part of a childhood hubs group.

764
00:20:13,240 --> 00:20:14,760
 (laughing)

765
00:20:14,760 --> 00:20:16,600
 - We're definitely dating ourselves.

766
00:20:16,600 --> 00:20:17,920
 (laughing)

767
00:20:17,920 --> 00:20:19,520
 - I'm sorry, I'm 22.

768
00:20:19,520 --> 00:20:22,720
 (laughing)

769
00:20:22,720 --> 00:20:23,560
 It's okay, it's okay.

770
00:20:23,560 --> 00:20:25,640
 - Plus some bets.

771
00:20:25,640 --> 00:20:27,760
 - So, the other thing about this movie, though,

772
00:20:27,760 --> 00:20:29,240
 is I always thought, and our cousin

773
00:20:29,240 --> 00:20:32,000
 used to say this to us, is that we spoke of Uncle Barry.

774
00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:33,840
 Their kids used to, they always thought

775
00:20:33,840 --> 00:20:36,040
 that we're always trying to look like our dad.

776
00:20:36,040 --> 00:20:37,280
 - Yeah, they did.

777
00:20:37,280 --> 00:20:38,280
 - Roy shot, yeah?

778
00:20:38,280 --> 00:20:39,120
 - Yeah, they did shit.

779
00:20:39,120 --> 00:20:39,960
 - You know, I see that.

780
00:20:39,960 --> 00:20:40,800
 - You're right.

781
00:20:40,800 --> 00:20:41,640
 - So there's that, yeah.

782
00:20:41,640 --> 00:20:45,240
 - Yeah, so there's this other, like, other little straw,

783
00:20:45,240 --> 00:20:47,240
 like our string that connects us to this movie.

784
00:20:47,240 --> 00:20:48,960
 - Yeah, true, I just forgot about that.

785
00:20:48,960 --> 00:20:49,800
 - Oh my God, you know what?

786
00:20:49,800 --> 00:20:51,200
 And I don't know that I've received your dad

787
00:20:51,200 --> 00:20:53,680
 with like his 70s or 80s glasses.

788
00:20:53,680 --> 00:20:55,480
 Did he have Roy Shider glasses?

789
00:20:55,480 --> 00:20:56,480
 - Oh yeah, he did.

790
00:20:56,480 --> 00:20:59,400
 He looked, my dad looks the same for last 40 years.

791
00:20:59,400 --> 00:21:00,240
 - Yeah, but he used to--

792
00:21:00,240 --> 00:21:01,080
 - That's a lot more obvious.

793
00:21:01,080 --> 00:21:02,880
 - Yeah, he used to have big glasses.

794
00:21:02,880 --> 00:21:03,720
 - Did he?

795
00:21:03,720 --> 00:21:04,800
 Did he have Roy Shider glasses?

796
00:21:04,800 --> 00:21:05,800
 - Yeah.

797
00:21:05,800 --> 00:21:06,640
 (laughing)

798
00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:07,480
 - I love that.

799
00:21:07,480 --> 00:21:08,320
 - Yeah.

800
00:21:08,320 --> 00:21:10,120
 - Yeah, he, you have a hair.

801
00:21:10,120 --> 00:21:12,680
 - And then my dad, you know, he liked the boats

802
00:21:12,680 --> 00:21:14,600
 and, but although Roy Shider didn't,

803
00:21:14,600 --> 00:21:15,760
 I know that in the character,

804
00:21:15,760 --> 00:21:16,600
 Chief Brody doesn't.

805
00:21:16,600 --> 00:21:17,920
 - But you need a bigger boat.

806
00:21:17,920 --> 00:21:18,960
 - But there's definitely--

807
00:21:18,960 --> 00:21:19,800
 - It's only the boat.

808
00:21:19,800 --> 00:21:20,640
 - The boat, the boat.

809
00:21:20,640 --> 00:21:21,480
 - And he got it from the water.

810
00:21:21,480 --> 00:21:22,320
 - Yeah.

811
00:21:22,320 --> 00:21:23,640
 - But yeah, you know what?

812
00:21:23,640 --> 00:21:24,800
 He does, he--

813
00:21:24,800 --> 00:21:27,080
 - One of the best quotes in the day.

814
00:21:27,080 --> 00:21:28,080
 - Yeah, you know what?

815
00:21:28,080 --> 00:21:29,760
 - That and you want a pretzel?

816
00:21:29,760 --> 00:21:32,360
 (laughing)

817
00:21:32,360 --> 00:21:33,360
 Sorry, move, bro.

818
00:21:33,360 --> 00:21:34,200
 - Bro, bro.

819
00:21:34,200 --> 00:21:36,280
 - I like the ways like, are you rich?

820
00:21:36,280 --> 00:21:38,120
 Me or the family, you know?

821
00:21:38,120 --> 00:21:40,160
 - Parry, 'cause Parry wants his clothes in here.

822
00:21:40,160 --> 00:21:42,800
 - No, you're not on the podcast, sorry.

823
00:21:42,800 --> 00:21:44,720
 We only have one special guest today.

824
00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:46,200
 - Oh.

825
00:21:46,200 --> 00:21:47,360
 - You're not special.

826
00:21:47,360 --> 00:21:48,700
 (laughing)

827
00:21:48,700 --> 00:21:50,240
 - You're just a guest.

828
00:21:50,240 --> 00:21:51,080
 (laughing)

829
00:21:51,080 --> 00:21:52,640
 - Brad would be throwing this stick out in the ocean.

830
00:21:52,640 --> 00:21:53,480
 Go get it, Parry.

831
00:21:53,480 --> 00:21:54,320
 Go get it.

832
00:21:54,320 --> 00:21:55,160
 - Hey, Piff it.

833
00:21:55,160 --> 00:21:56,000
 Go get this.

834
00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:56,840
 - Go get this.

835
00:21:56,840 --> 00:21:58,800
 (laughing)

836
00:21:58,800 --> 00:22:00,320
 - That was the saddest part of the movie for me.

837
00:22:00,320 --> 00:22:02,840
 - It was, the poor dog.

838
00:22:02,840 --> 00:22:04,200
 - The dog getting killed was the saddest part.

839
00:22:04,200 --> 00:22:05,040
 - Not the kid.

840
00:22:05,040 --> 00:22:05,880
 - Nope.

841
00:22:05,880 --> 00:22:06,720
 - Even being a mom now.

842
00:22:06,720 --> 00:22:07,640
 Like I get it as a child,

843
00:22:07,640 --> 00:22:09,120
 I'd be like, ah, that's a shame, you know?

844
00:22:09,120 --> 00:22:09,960
 Whatever.

845
00:22:09,960 --> 00:22:11,080
 But now as a parent.

846
00:22:11,080 --> 00:22:12,160
 - Parry.

847
00:22:12,160 --> 00:22:14,520
 - Seeing Alex Kintner get devoured.

848
00:22:14,520 --> 00:22:15,520
 - Alex.

849
00:22:15,520 --> 00:22:16,360
 - Alex.

850
00:22:16,360 --> 00:22:17,200
 - Alex.

851
00:22:17,200 --> 00:22:18,040
 - Alex.

852
00:22:18,040 --> 00:22:18,880
 - Alex.

853
00:22:18,880 --> 00:22:19,720
 - It's Alex.

854
00:22:19,720 --> 00:22:20,560
 - It's Alex.

855
00:22:20,560 --> 00:22:21,400
 - You're right.

856
00:22:21,400 --> 00:22:23,440
 - Alex Kintner getting devoured in a sea of blood.

857
00:22:23,440 --> 00:22:24,280
 - All right.

858
00:22:24,280 --> 00:22:26,720
 - Is like, yeah, the dog.

859
00:22:26,720 --> 00:22:29,640
 - Aside from Kint, that's probably the most violent death

860
00:22:29,640 --> 00:22:31,080
 in the, 'cause the blood squirts up

861
00:22:31,080 --> 00:22:32,720
 and he's like flailing in the water.

862
00:22:32,720 --> 00:22:33,720
 - Flailing and then you see him under the water

863
00:22:33,720 --> 00:22:35,120
 and he's screaming.

864
00:22:35,120 --> 00:22:39,720
 Like, I mean, you've known me for 30 years.

865
00:22:39,720 --> 00:22:42,440
 Like, I always have trouble with animal death.

866
00:22:42,440 --> 00:22:43,800
 - But you don't even see anything.

867
00:22:43,800 --> 00:22:45,360
 It's only implied.

868
00:22:45,360 --> 00:22:46,200
 - Which might--

869
00:22:46,200 --> 00:22:47,640
 - I mean, yeah, we just ran it from a fan page

870
00:22:47,640 --> 00:22:48,480
 that maybe--

871
00:22:48,480 --> 00:22:50,200
 - He might've got caught in an undertow.

872
00:22:50,200 --> 00:22:51,880
 - Or maybe he just swam away from his owner

873
00:22:51,880 --> 00:22:52,720
 in his tire.

874
00:22:52,720 --> 00:22:54,120
 - Maybe he was abused.

875
00:22:54,120 --> 00:22:55,320
 Maybe Pippet got away.

876
00:22:55,320 --> 00:22:56,240
 - Oh my God.

877
00:22:56,240 --> 00:22:57,240
 Wow.

878
00:22:57,240 --> 00:23:00,440
 Okay, so I have never approached it from that angle.

879
00:23:00,440 --> 00:23:04,640
 I mean, if Pippet actually escaped a horrific existence,

880
00:23:04,640 --> 00:23:07,320
 now you're just changing my whole life's existence.

881
00:23:07,320 --> 00:23:08,160
 - He did.

882
00:23:08,160 --> 00:23:11,360
 He moved to a farm upstate in New York.

883
00:23:11,360 --> 00:23:13,400
 - Okay, that never worked.

884
00:23:13,400 --> 00:23:15,560
 I can't, Brad, I'm sorry.

885
00:23:15,560 --> 00:23:16,920
 For everybody playing along at home,

886
00:23:16,920 --> 00:23:18,360
 you couldn't see my face changing.

887
00:23:18,360 --> 00:23:19,200
 Oh my God.

888
00:23:19,200 --> 00:23:21,840
 - Is there any Pippet fan fiction?

889
00:23:21,840 --> 00:23:23,200
 So I would really have to like--

890
00:23:23,200 --> 00:23:24,720
 - Picking into that frog.

891
00:23:24,720 --> 00:23:27,320
 - It's the biggest, oh my God, Brad.

892
00:23:27,320 --> 00:23:29,640
 (laughing)

893
00:23:29,640 --> 00:23:31,960
 - You're not allowed to talk to me with her.

894
00:23:31,960 --> 00:23:33,120
 - He sat down there with Spongebob

895
00:23:33,120 --> 00:23:35,280
 with Spongebob. - Oh my God, all right.

896
00:23:35,280 --> 00:23:38,440
 So yeah, then yes, following Pippet,

897
00:23:38,440 --> 00:23:41,720
 then Alex Chitler is the second worst death.

898
00:23:41,720 --> 00:23:43,680
 I'm sorry, I had a kid.

899
00:23:43,680 --> 00:23:44,560
 - How many deaths are there?

900
00:23:44,560 --> 00:23:48,040
 - There's the girl in the beginning, obviously.

901
00:23:48,040 --> 00:23:48,880
 - Yeah.

902
00:23:48,880 --> 00:23:49,800
 - Traumatic.

903
00:23:49,800 --> 00:23:50,640
 - Then there's--

904
00:23:50,640 --> 00:23:51,480
 - Chrissy.

905
00:23:51,480 --> 00:23:52,320
 - Chrissy.

906
00:23:52,320 --> 00:23:53,160
 - Chrissy.

907
00:23:53,160 --> 00:23:54,480
 - And there's the guy in the row boat.

908
00:23:54,480 --> 00:23:56,560
 - Hey boys, where you going over there?

909
00:23:56,560 --> 00:23:58,640
 - He's out in Alex, yeah.

910
00:23:58,640 --> 00:23:59,480
 - And Pippet.

911
00:23:59,480 --> 00:24:00,840
 - Then there's the guys that go out in the boat

912
00:24:00,840 --> 00:24:01,760
 and when--

913
00:24:01,760 --> 00:24:02,600
 - They get back.

914
00:24:02,600 --> 00:24:04,120
 - No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

915
00:24:04,120 --> 00:24:05,320
 - No, I'm saying what Hooper--

916
00:24:05,320 --> 00:24:06,160
 - Oh Ben--

917
00:24:06,160 --> 00:24:07,000
 - Yeah, Ben's daughter.

918
00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:07,840
 - Ben's daughter.

919
00:24:07,840 --> 00:24:08,680
 - Ben's the face.

920
00:24:08,680 --> 00:24:09,520
 - Yeah, okay.

921
00:24:09,520 --> 00:24:10,400
 There's him.

922
00:24:10,400 --> 00:24:12,400
 - Which I just realized, he's that Ben Garner

923
00:24:12,400 --> 00:24:15,000
 is the guy who's talking, he's like--

924
00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:16,680
 - He's babbling in the boat when you're going--

925
00:24:16,680 --> 00:24:17,520
 - Yeah.

926
00:24:17,520 --> 00:24:19,360
 - You're, well, it's like, well, he says something.

927
00:24:19,360 --> 00:24:21,280
 Your father's met your mother's, and yeah.

928
00:24:21,280 --> 00:24:22,120
 - Yeah, he says, yeah.

929
00:24:22,120 --> 00:24:23,640
 - That was never terribly clear.

930
00:24:23,640 --> 00:24:24,480
 - Right.

931
00:24:24,480 --> 00:24:26,480
 - It's like, there's this guy who's kind of funny.

932
00:24:26,480 --> 00:24:27,480
 He's a fisherman.

933
00:24:27,480 --> 00:24:28,720
 And he helps Hooper out of the boat.

934
00:24:28,720 --> 00:24:29,560
 - Yeah.

935
00:24:29,560 --> 00:24:33,320
 - You're a little fellow or whatever, then he's babbling.

936
00:24:33,320 --> 00:24:36,800
 Then they find his head, basically, for his body.

937
00:24:36,800 --> 00:24:37,640
 - And the truth.

938
00:24:37,640 --> 00:24:39,640
 - And then they mention his Ben Garner's boat.

939
00:24:39,640 --> 00:24:41,520
 But yeah, I never made the connection.

940
00:24:41,520 --> 00:24:42,520
 - I didn't until just now--

941
00:24:42,520 --> 00:24:43,440
 - To me, it's not terribly clear.

942
00:24:43,440 --> 00:24:45,960
 - Literally, just now doing research right before we start.

943
00:24:45,960 --> 00:24:49,920
 So he was a local actual fisherman in--

944
00:24:49,920 --> 00:24:50,760
 - The Martha's Vineian.

945
00:24:50,760 --> 00:24:53,920
 - In Martha's Vineian who then helped Quint with some stories

946
00:24:53,920 --> 00:24:55,480
 so that Quint could go off cuff

947
00:24:55,480 --> 00:24:57,080
 and also helped him with his accent.

948
00:24:57,080 --> 00:24:59,880
 So yeah, he was a local, a true local fisherman there.

949
00:24:59,880 --> 00:25:00,720
 - Okay.

950
00:25:00,720 --> 00:25:01,560
 - Yeah.

951
00:25:01,560 --> 00:25:03,960
 - And it was him and Quint, those are all the deaths, right?

952
00:25:03,960 --> 00:25:05,520
 There's like six?

953
00:25:05,520 --> 00:25:06,360
 - Yeah, we just done it.

954
00:25:06,360 --> 00:25:07,880
 - You count the dog?

955
00:25:07,880 --> 00:25:09,240
 - I count as a dog.

956
00:25:09,240 --> 00:25:11,160
 - We're counting the dog, but that's it.

957
00:25:11,160 --> 00:25:14,320
 There's always, we're counting the dog.

958
00:25:14,320 --> 00:25:16,280
 - Yeah, I mean, it's not a huge body count,

959
00:25:16,280 --> 00:25:18,240
 which I feel like almost makes it more realistic.

960
00:25:18,240 --> 00:25:21,400
 Because again, like the actual attacks,

961
00:25:21,400 --> 00:25:24,200
 there were only five or six deaths, maybe?

962
00:25:24,200 --> 00:25:25,480
 How many people died in the 19th--

963
00:25:25,480 --> 00:25:26,480
 - Oh, I thought it was.

964
00:25:26,480 --> 00:25:27,320
 - Was it more than that?

965
00:25:27,320 --> 00:25:28,160
 - I thought it was more than that.

966
00:25:28,160 --> 00:25:29,320
 - Oh, I'm gonna look at it.

967
00:25:29,320 --> 00:25:32,440
 - It's interesting that they chose to use a great white

968
00:25:32,440 --> 00:25:37,160
 for the book and the movie versus an actual bull shark.

969
00:25:37,160 --> 00:25:38,000
 - Yeah.

970
00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:39,960
 - Well, it wasn't a dramatic retelling.

971
00:25:39,960 --> 00:25:42,720
 The great white is a bigger, scarier show.

972
00:25:42,720 --> 00:25:44,920
 - Yeah, and also it's, yeah,

973
00:25:44,920 --> 00:25:49,720
 Peter eventually just said it was the four people

974
00:25:49,720 --> 00:25:51,400
 were killed in Jersey, yeah.

975
00:25:51,400 --> 00:25:53,240
 One was in-- - It was in 19.

976
00:25:53,240 --> 00:25:55,440
 - Between July 1st and July 12th,

977
00:25:55,440 --> 00:25:58,720
 1916 in which four people were killed in one injured.

978
00:25:58,720 --> 00:25:59,560
 - Okay.

979
00:25:59,560 --> 00:26:01,280
 - Happened during a polio epidemic.

980
00:26:01,280 --> 00:26:02,360
 - Wait, what?

981
00:26:02,360 --> 00:26:04,520
 - It's only the head of vaccine.

982
00:26:04,520 --> 00:26:05,360
 - Sorry. - Oh my God.

983
00:26:05,360 --> 00:26:07,040
 - Polio plannedemic.

984
00:26:07,040 --> 00:26:08,880
 My fault, I used the wrong word.

985
00:26:08,880 --> 00:26:13,080
 - Oh, I forgot what I was gonna say.

986
00:26:13,080 --> 00:26:16,400
 No, he's, those attacks inspired him to write the book.

987
00:26:16,400 --> 00:26:18,120
 So the book is not like, it's not supposed to be,

988
00:26:18,120 --> 00:26:20,760
 obviously it's not a retelling, oh yeah.

989
00:26:20,760 --> 00:26:22,600
 - I wonder why he chose the great white.

990
00:26:22,600 --> 00:26:23,920
 - I think he's 'cause it was the biggest--

991
00:26:23,920 --> 00:26:25,000
 - I think he said like it's a bigger show.

992
00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:25,840
 - I think it's just a bigger show.

993
00:26:25,840 --> 00:26:27,320
 - Well okay, look at her, you're looking.

994
00:26:27,320 --> 00:26:29,560
 - They think it could have been a bull shark,

995
00:26:29,560 --> 00:26:30,840
 but it could have been multiple sharks.

996
00:26:30,840 --> 00:26:34,160
 It could have been a great white attack in the ocean,

997
00:26:34,160 --> 00:26:35,880
 but when it got the bull shark,

998
00:26:35,880 --> 00:26:38,160
 it didn't have like, human stamps on the side,

999
00:26:38,160 --> 00:26:39,000
 like no fight or fight.

1000
00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:39,840
 - Yeah, not that I know--

1001
00:26:39,840 --> 00:26:40,680
 - Damn, it's gills.

1002
00:26:40,680 --> 00:26:42,440
 - And obviously the ones that went up the river

1003
00:26:42,440 --> 00:26:43,720
 were almost certainly bull sharks,

1004
00:26:43,720 --> 00:26:45,600
 but it could have been four different sharks.

1005
00:26:45,600 --> 00:26:47,680
 They really, they just don't.

1006
00:26:47,680 --> 00:26:50,800
 And you know, being the typical human reaction is,

1007
00:26:50,800 --> 00:26:52,880
 let's just go kill every shark we find,

1008
00:26:52,880 --> 00:26:54,960
 because eventually we'll find the right one, right?

1009
00:26:54,960 --> 00:26:57,040
 Was that a tiger shirt or what?

1010
00:26:57,040 --> 00:26:57,880
 - A what?

1011
00:26:57,880 --> 00:26:58,720
 - A what?

1012
00:26:58,720 --> 00:26:59,640
 - He didn't say it right, a what?

1013
00:26:59,640 --> 00:27:00,480
 - So close.

1014
00:27:00,480 --> 00:27:01,640
 (laughing)

1015
00:27:01,640 --> 00:27:02,480
 - I love the older one.

1016
00:27:02,480 --> 00:27:04,440
 - I think that is one of the best, like that is--

1017
00:27:04,440 --> 00:27:05,440
 - We say that, oh my god.

1018
00:27:05,440 --> 00:27:08,360
 - There are so many iconic lines in this movie.

1019
00:27:08,360 --> 00:27:10,600
 And even ones that are just funny to me.

1020
00:27:10,600 --> 00:27:14,200
 Like, it's, you know, things that we quote all the time.

1021
00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:16,640
 I can't think of any of that stuff that I had,

1022
00:27:16,640 --> 00:27:18,200
 but I'm sure as we talk about it,

1023
00:27:18,200 --> 00:27:20,040
 the whole, it's only an island if you look at it

1024
00:27:20,040 --> 00:27:20,960
 from the water.

1025
00:27:20,960 --> 00:27:24,200
 - There are times where the kids and I'll be doing something

1026
00:27:24,200 --> 00:27:25,520
 and one of us will just start homing

1027
00:27:25,520 --> 00:27:28,240
 and then we go, show me the way to go.

1028
00:27:28,240 --> 00:27:30,280
 - I was unloading the pod the other day

1029
00:27:30,280 --> 00:27:32,840
 and I had the Spanish ladies song in my head.

1030
00:27:32,840 --> 00:27:33,760
 - That's right, we just--

1031
00:27:33,760 --> 00:27:36,640
 - Farewell and to do to your fair Spanish ladies.

1032
00:27:36,640 --> 00:27:38,960
 I'm unloading this pod in 100 degree weather

1033
00:27:38,960 --> 00:27:40,320
 and it's looping in my head.

1034
00:27:40,320 --> 00:27:41,720
 I don't even know all the words.

1035
00:27:41,720 --> 00:27:42,560
 And I'm here, I am.

1036
00:27:42,560 --> 00:27:44,400
 - Farewell and to you ladies are spraying.

1037
00:27:44,400 --> 00:27:46,600
 - For we've received orders,

1038
00:27:46,600 --> 00:27:48,440
 gonna sail back to Boston,

1039
00:27:48,440 --> 00:27:50,400
 and so nevermore shall we see you again.

1040
00:27:50,400 --> 00:27:51,760
 - Again.

1041
00:27:51,760 --> 00:27:52,600
 - Over and over.

1042
00:27:52,600 --> 00:27:53,440
 - That's pretty awesome.

1043
00:27:53,440 --> 00:27:55,520
 - It's kind of Spice Girl kick lately, so.

1044
00:27:55,520 --> 00:27:56,360
 - Spice Girl.

1045
00:27:56,360 --> 00:27:57,360
 (laughing)

1046
00:27:57,360 --> 00:27:59,200
 - That needs to say in the podcast.

1047
00:27:59,200 --> 00:28:00,840
 (laughing)

1048
00:28:00,840 --> 00:28:02,120
 - Which, who's your favorite?

1049
00:28:02,120 --> 00:28:02,960
 - Huh?

1050
00:28:02,960 --> 00:28:03,800
 - Who's your favorite?

1051
00:28:03,800 --> 00:28:05,320
 - You know, when I was a younger man,

1052
00:28:05,320 --> 00:28:07,920
 I always thought posh was, but I think Ginger's the best.

1053
00:28:07,920 --> 00:28:09,400
 (laughing)

1054
00:28:09,400 --> 00:28:10,760
 - I mean, Ginger's are the best.

1055
00:28:10,760 --> 00:28:11,600
 - Yeah.

1056
00:28:11,600 --> 00:28:14,360
 - I agree.

1057
00:28:14,360 --> 00:28:15,560
 - Murphy, I asked you for me to one.

1058
00:28:15,560 --> 00:28:16,400
 - Please.

1059
00:28:16,400 --> 00:28:17,240
 (laughing)

1060
00:28:17,240 --> 00:28:18,240
 - I'm sorry, I hadn't.

1061
00:28:18,240 --> 00:28:19,080
 - That's what I'm saying.

1062
00:28:19,080 --> 00:28:21,480
 - I'm like, you would've been thinking like Spice Girls

1063
00:28:21,480 --> 00:28:22,320
 or Dolly Parton.

1064
00:28:22,320 --> 00:28:25,200
 - You wouldn't hear me sound like an audiovisual nerd.

1065
00:28:25,200 --> 00:28:26,600
 We can remove it and pose.

1066
00:28:26,600 --> 00:28:28,920
 (laughing)

1067
00:28:28,920 --> 00:28:29,760
 - I mean.

1068
00:28:29,760 --> 00:28:30,760
 - Says the guy who doesn't edit it.

1069
00:28:30,760 --> 00:28:32,560
 (laughing)

1070
00:28:32,560 --> 00:28:33,880
 - It'll be gone, Brattle's gonna get out.

1071
00:28:33,880 --> 00:28:35,200
 - It's a suggestion.

1072
00:28:35,200 --> 00:28:36,840
 - Aw, don't take that out.

1073
00:28:36,840 --> 00:28:38,120
 That's gonna be our lead-in.

1074
00:28:38,120 --> 00:28:40,920
 Brattle's been listening to Spice Girls.

1075
00:28:40,920 --> 00:28:42,120
 - Brattle's you by the Spice Girls.

1076
00:28:42,120 --> 00:28:43,520
 - We always have some good lead-ins.

1077
00:28:43,520 --> 00:28:45,680
 Brattle always picks some really good stuff.

1078
00:28:45,680 --> 00:28:49,040
 - So, shall we start reading the terrible,

1079
00:28:49,040 --> 00:28:49,960
 I'm sure the terrible.

1080
00:28:49,960 --> 00:28:50,800
 - Oh, the Wikipedia article.

1081
00:28:50,800 --> 00:28:52,680
 - I'm sure that we're all gonna tear apart

1082
00:28:52,680 --> 00:28:53,520
 because we've got a million different things.

1083
00:28:53,520 --> 00:28:54,360
 - But don't read the whole,

1084
00:28:54,360 --> 00:28:55,200
 you can skip things.

1085
00:28:55,200 --> 00:28:56,040
 - I'll just read it.

1086
00:28:56,040 --> 00:28:57,960
 - I do have one, when we get to that part,

1087
00:28:57,960 --> 00:28:59,640
 I have to make the comment.

1088
00:28:59,640 --> 00:29:01,880
 - Okay, that's the whole point of the podcast.

1089
00:29:01,880 --> 00:29:02,720
 - Yeah, I know, I know.

1090
00:29:02,720 --> 00:29:03,560
 I know I'm just thinking.

1091
00:29:03,560 --> 00:29:05,520
 - And I do have a Brad fact or two.

1092
00:29:05,520 --> 00:29:07,560
 They're not, okay, there's no,

1093
00:29:07,560 --> 00:29:08,560
 let's just put it out there.

1094
00:29:08,560 --> 00:29:12,120
 There's no rape or child sacrifice in this movie.

1095
00:29:12,120 --> 00:29:14,440
 - And unless you want to consider Alex Kintner

1096
00:29:14,440 --> 00:29:17,120
 a child sacrifice, because they didn't close the damn beaches.

1097
00:29:17,120 --> 00:29:18,680
 - Which I was just about to say.

1098
00:29:18,680 --> 00:29:20,960
 - I would say that class applies.

1099
00:29:20,960 --> 00:29:24,000
 - Okay, so there's also shadow boobies.

1100
00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:25,880
 - Right, so I will say that my Brad fact

1101
00:29:25,880 --> 00:29:28,320
 does follow under child sacrifice.

1102
00:29:28,320 --> 00:29:29,640
 - Okay, fair enough.

1103
00:29:29,640 --> 00:29:33,760
 - And there are side boobies in the very beginning.

1104
00:29:33,760 --> 00:29:35,520
 - I think if you turn the brightness up far enough,

1105
00:29:35,520 --> 00:29:38,200
 you might as well-- - I've got a picture right here

1106
00:29:38,200 --> 00:29:39,640
 where you can kind of see 'em, so.

1107
00:29:39,640 --> 00:29:40,480
 - Nope.

1108
00:29:40,480 --> 00:29:45,480
 - Okay, I mean, that's about as good as it can.

1109
00:29:45,480 --> 00:29:47,920
 - But you know, the facial expression really, yeah.

1110
00:29:47,920 --> 00:29:49,600
 - Yeah, because she was in actual pain.

1111
00:29:49,600 --> 00:29:51,000
 - Yeah, 'cause they had her tied to it.

1112
00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:51,840
 - Is that true?

1113
00:29:51,840 --> 00:29:52,680
 'Cause I didn't hear that was a myth.

1114
00:29:52,680 --> 00:29:53,520
 - No, I don't know.

1115
00:29:53,520 --> 00:29:55,040
 - The cables pulling her back and forth.

1116
00:29:55,040 --> 00:29:55,880
 - They had cables.

1117
00:29:55,880 --> 00:29:58,300
 - It was the rig, it was the rig.

1118
00:29:58,300 --> 00:30:01,000
 - Well, what I read, it was, I didn't read that it hurt,

1119
00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:03,400
 I just read that she was, like they just would,

1120
00:30:03,400 --> 00:30:06,040
 all of a sudden start, and so that they'd pull her on her

1121
00:30:06,040 --> 00:30:07,200
 and pull her back, let her go back up

1122
00:30:07,200 --> 00:30:09,240
 and pull her side-by-side, so she didn't know

1123
00:30:09,240 --> 00:30:10,080
 what was going on.

1124
00:30:10,080 --> 00:30:11,800
 - Yeah, she wasn't prepared for either direction

1125
00:30:11,800 --> 00:30:14,280
 or the amount of like, under what.

1126
00:30:14,280 --> 00:30:16,480
 - And off on the beach, a young George W. Bush

1127
00:30:16,480 --> 00:30:18,960
 was looking on saying, you know, use that one, baby.

1128
00:30:18,960 --> 00:30:21,760
 Right, waterboarding?

1129
00:30:21,760 --> 00:30:23,080
 - Wow.

1130
00:30:23,080 --> 00:30:23,920
 - Maybe?

1131
00:30:23,920 --> 00:30:24,760
 - I don't know.

1132
00:30:24,760 --> 00:30:25,600
 - I thought it was more,

1133
00:30:25,600 --> 00:30:29,040
 it more would have fit into them being Ted Kennedy, right?

1134
00:30:29,040 --> 00:30:30,760
 No, I guess Chapa Quiddick already happened.

1135
00:30:30,760 --> 00:30:31,600
 - Yeah.

1136
00:30:31,600 --> 00:30:32,440
 - Yeah, he already drowned that woman.

1137
00:30:32,440 --> 00:30:33,760
 - Yeah, pretty much.

1138
00:30:33,760 --> 00:30:35,560
 - I'm gonna drink some wine now.

1139
00:30:35,560 --> 00:30:36,400
 - Allegedly.

1140
00:30:36,400 --> 00:30:37,240
 Allegedly.

1141
00:30:37,240 --> 00:30:38,080
 - I was thinking, that's like a great way to torture

1142
00:30:38,080 --> 00:30:39,840
 somebody, you know, just drag them back and forth.

1143
00:30:39,840 --> 00:30:42,480
 - She wasn't prepared and the rig hurt.

1144
00:30:42,480 --> 00:30:45,040
 Like, I guess that's the table, but like the--

1145
00:30:45,040 --> 00:30:46,040
 - I could see, yeah, I guess.

1146
00:30:46,040 --> 00:30:47,800
 - I wondered how they did that scene.

1147
00:30:47,800 --> 00:30:49,160
 - I was, yeah, it's--

1148
00:30:49,160 --> 00:30:50,000
 - So whatever--

1149
00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:52,040
 - I can't think of any more, we're terrifying

1150
00:30:52,040 --> 00:30:55,360
 than swimming out and grabbing ahold of a buoy.

1151
00:30:55,360 --> 00:30:56,200
 - Without a shark.

1152
00:30:56,200 --> 00:30:57,040
 - Without a shark.

1153
00:30:57,040 --> 00:30:57,880
 - Yeah, exactly.

1154
00:30:57,880 --> 00:30:58,720
 - We're doing your fucking buoy.

1155
00:30:58,720 --> 00:31:00,800
 - Yeah, with the slime and the barnacles and--

1156
00:31:00,800 --> 00:31:01,640
 - Yeah.

1157
00:31:01,640 --> 00:31:02,480
 - Yeah.

1158
00:31:02,480 --> 00:31:03,320
 - I'm not swimming out that foot.

1159
00:31:03,320 --> 00:31:05,720
 No, just no, you don't know why I'm at the ocean.

1160
00:31:05,720 --> 00:31:07,000
 - All right, so I guess we're starting to--

1161
00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:07,840
 - Yes, go.

1162
00:31:07,840 --> 00:31:08,920
 - So it starts--

1163
00:31:08,920 --> 00:31:09,760
 - Okay.

1164
00:31:09,760 --> 00:31:12,240
 (clears throat)

1165
00:31:12,240 --> 00:31:13,760
 - In the beach town of Amity Island,

1166
00:31:13,760 --> 00:31:15,280
 a young woman, Chrissy Watkins,

1167
00:31:15,280 --> 00:31:17,160
 goes skinny dipping in the ocean.

1168
00:31:17,160 --> 00:31:18,000
 Shatter boobies.

1169
00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:21,200
 - Well, treading water, she is unknowingly attacked

1170
00:31:21,200 --> 00:31:22,400
 by an unseen force.

1171
00:31:22,400 --> 00:31:25,000
 The next day, her partial remains are found on shore.

1172
00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:26,520
 - All right.

1173
00:31:26,520 --> 00:31:28,320
 - Yes, well, I'm just gonna say, yeah,

1174
00:31:28,320 --> 00:31:31,360
 but I mean, the guy passes out and like that scene,

1175
00:31:31,360 --> 00:31:32,420
 we're talking about last night,

1176
00:31:32,420 --> 00:31:34,640
 we're the other night, we're watching how she runs,

1177
00:31:34,640 --> 00:31:36,960
 she's running at like full speed and undressed--

1178
00:31:36,960 --> 00:31:38,360
 - And removing her clothes.

1179
00:31:38,360 --> 00:31:40,040
 - How the fuck do you do that without dying?

1180
00:31:40,040 --> 00:31:40,960
 - Do you remember that?

1181
00:31:40,960 --> 00:31:41,800
 - Yes.

1182
00:31:41,800 --> 00:31:42,640
 - Yes.

1183
00:31:42,640 --> 00:31:43,800
 - She's obviously not drunk.

1184
00:31:43,800 --> 00:31:46,360
 - Yeah, she's sober, he's not.

1185
00:31:46,360 --> 00:31:48,600
 - But that scene where she's the silhouette of her

1186
00:31:48,600 --> 00:31:50,880
 and she puts her legs straight up in the water and then,

1187
00:31:50,880 --> 00:31:53,720
 like, it's almost like a shark fin and then--

1188
00:31:53,720 --> 00:31:54,560
 - Yes.

1189
00:31:54,560 --> 00:31:55,400
 - That is-- - It's such a great,

1190
00:31:55,400 --> 00:31:56,240
 like, I don't know. - It's so good.

1191
00:31:56,240 --> 00:31:57,080
 - I don't know how they--

1192
00:31:57,080 --> 00:31:57,920
 - Yeah.

1193
00:31:57,920 --> 00:32:01,520
 - Stephen Spielberg rejected the special effects

1194
00:32:01,520 --> 00:32:03,640
 for the arm when she's found later.

1195
00:32:03,640 --> 00:32:05,480
 - Yeah, it's somebody's hand.

1196
00:32:05,480 --> 00:32:07,560
 - They actually buried one of the people,

1197
00:32:07,560 --> 00:32:10,480
 one of the crew and had her arm just up there

1198
00:32:10,480 --> 00:32:13,000
 so that's why it looks like a real arm.

1199
00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:14,440
 - Like buried her under the sand?

1200
00:32:14,440 --> 00:32:15,280
 - Yes.

1201
00:32:15,280 --> 00:32:16,480
 - Completely for hours?

1202
00:32:16,480 --> 00:32:17,320
 - No.

1203
00:32:17,320 --> 00:32:18,160
 - Oh, yes, for hours of hours--

1204
00:32:18,160 --> 00:32:19,000
 - But what they did was--

1205
00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:20,480
 - We killed somebody, they gave it a shot.

1206
00:32:20,480 --> 00:32:21,320
 - Yes.

1207
00:32:21,320 --> 00:32:22,720
 - It gave me a real arm, damn it, yeah.

1208
00:32:22,720 --> 00:32:23,560
 (laughing)

1209
00:32:23,560 --> 00:32:26,520
 - The prosthetic or, like, he's not a prosthetic.

1210
00:32:26,520 --> 00:32:29,560
 The special effects arm, he was like, no.

1211
00:32:29,560 --> 00:32:30,400
 - Yeah.

1212
00:32:30,400 --> 00:32:32,200
 - And so they actually buried a crew member.

1213
00:32:32,200 --> 00:32:34,200
 - So later on, when they show--

1214
00:32:34,200 --> 00:32:35,360
 - Fred that.

1215
00:32:35,360 --> 00:32:38,640
 - Booper lifting the arm out, that was better somehow?

1216
00:32:38,640 --> 00:32:39,480
 Well, obviously it's fake.

1217
00:32:39,480 --> 00:32:41,360
 - It is, but it was, I think there was just more--

1218
00:32:41,360 --> 00:32:42,760
 - There's just something about, like--

1219
00:32:42,760 --> 00:32:46,800
 - Like the arm, it's like just seeing the arm out,

1220
00:32:46,800 --> 00:32:49,880
 lay on the sand, see how the spill work was like, no.

1221
00:32:49,880 --> 00:32:52,400
 - Okay, that's just not a boating accident.

1222
00:32:52,400 --> 00:32:53,240
 (laughing)

1223
00:32:53,240 --> 00:32:54,560
 - I always found it, like, I never noticed it

1224
00:32:54,560 --> 00:32:56,400
 as much as a kid, but later on when there's, like,

1225
00:32:56,400 --> 00:32:57,520
 all the crabs.

1226
00:32:57,520 --> 00:32:58,360
 - It's heavy.

1227
00:32:58,360 --> 00:33:00,840
 - Yeah, and that's a real arm.

1228
00:33:00,840 --> 00:33:02,480
 - Okay, okay, that's cool.

1229
00:33:02,480 --> 00:33:07,480
 - Yeah, so that's not quite child sacrifice.

1230
00:33:07,480 --> 00:33:09,840
 - And I'm just saying, already, in reading this boy,

1231
00:33:09,840 --> 00:33:12,040
 they are skipping over some stuff.

1232
00:33:12,040 --> 00:33:14,480
 Many of the examiners' conclusion

1233
00:33:14,480 --> 00:33:16,000
 that the death was due to a shark attack

1234
00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:18,920
 leads police chief Martin Brody to close the beaches.

1235
00:33:18,920 --> 00:33:21,960
 Mayor Larry Vaughn persuades him to reverse his decision,

1236
00:33:21,960 --> 00:33:24,480
 fearing that the town's summer economy will be ruined.

1237
00:33:24,480 --> 00:33:26,680
 - Can I just say he had the best seat ever?

1238
00:33:26,680 --> 00:33:27,520
 - Yes.

1239
00:33:27,520 --> 00:33:28,520
 - You, the hangers.

1240
00:33:28,520 --> 00:33:29,360
 - That was hideous.

1241
00:33:29,360 --> 00:33:30,200
 - That was hideous.

1242
00:33:30,200 --> 00:33:31,040
 - Even I could see that was ridiculous.

1243
00:33:31,040 --> 00:33:32,840
 - Yeah, but he really, he wears it two days, like,

1244
00:33:32,840 --> 00:33:33,680
 I mean, the whole--

1245
00:33:33,680 --> 00:33:35,200
 - The whole-- - With the best seat.

1246
00:33:35,200 --> 00:33:38,000
 - The movie takes place, whatever, like four or five days.

1247
00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:40,320
 - It's even that long?

1248
00:33:40,320 --> 00:33:44,000
 - Yeah, it's right before July 4th,

1249
00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:45,360
 and maybe like-- - That is like,

1250
00:33:45,360 --> 00:33:46,200
 I don't know how long.

1251
00:33:46,200 --> 00:33:47,600
 - I don't know how long it's been a weekend.

1252
00:33:47,600 --> 00:33:49,120
 Maybe half of the boat for a while,

1253
00:33:49,120 --> 00:33:50,920
 or I'll talk about how long they're out there.

1254
00:33:50,920 --> 00:33:52,280
 - I think he's got it as well.

1255
00:33:52,280 --> 00:33:53,720
 It's not even just like just,

1256
00:33:53,720 --> 00:33:56,240
 that is a quintessential New England suit.

1257
00:33:56,240 --> 00:33:57,720
 - Quint to some show.

1258
00:33:57,720 --> 00:33:58,800
 (laughing)

1259
00:33:58,800 --> 00:33:59,640
 - Nice.

1260
00:33:59,640 --> 00:34:01,200
 (laughing)

1261
00:34:01,200 --> 00:34:02,040
 - I'll put in some.

1262
00:34:02,040 --> 00:34:03,280
 (laughing)

1263
00:34:03,280 --> 00:34:04,120
 - Please do.

1264
00:34:04,120 --> 00:34:05,800
 (laughing)

1265
00:34:05,800 --> 00:34:08,560
 Okay, so the coroner tentatively concurs

1266
00:34:08,560 --> 00:34:10,760
 that the mayor's theory that Chrissy was killed

1267
00:34:10,760 --> 00:34:11,960
 in a boating accident.

1268
00:34:11,960 --> 00:34:14,360
 Brody reluctantly accepts their conclusion

1269
00:34:14,360 --> 00:34:16,880
 until the shark kills a young boy, Alex Kintner,

1270
00:34:16,880 --> 00:34:19,080
 in full view of a crowded beach.

1271
00:34:19,080 --> 00:34:20,320
 A bounty is placed on the shark,

1272
00:34:20,320 --> 00:34:22,680
 causing an amateur shark hunting frenzy,

1273
00:34:22,680 --> 00:34:24,760
 and local professional shark fisherman, Quint,

1274
00:34:24,760 --> 00:34:26,960
 offers to catch and kill it for 10,000 dollars.

1275
00:34:26,960 --> 00:34:27,960
 - That was way ahead, hold on.

1276
00:34:27,960 --> 00:34:32,440
 - I know, meanwhile, consulting oceanographer, Matt Hooper,

1277
00:34:32,440 --> 00:34:33,960
 examines Chrissy's remains,

1278
00:34:33,960 --> 00:34:36,480
 and confirms her death was caused by a shark,

1279
00:34:36,480 --> 00:34:38,280
 an unusually large one.

1280
00:34:38,280 --> 00:34:39,600
 The bite radius of.

1281
00:34:39,600 --> 00:34:42,840
 - So there's five, four and a half paragraphs

1282
00:34:42,840 --> 00:34:46,360
 in this lot summary, and that's the first one.

1283
00:34:46,360 --> 00:34:49,120
 So we're like 45 minutes in the movie already?

1284
00:34:49,120 --> 00:34:51,040
 - Well, I mean, we're just using it as a reference.

1285
00:34:51,040 --> 00:34:51,880
 - Yeah, right.

1286
00:34:51,880 --> 00:34:54,480
 - I do, like this scene where they're asking,

1287
00:34:54,480 --> 00:34:56,440
 like, what are all the water activities,

1288
00:34:56,440 --> 00:34:58,640
 and it's the boy scouts are doing their swim, right?

1289
00:34:58,640 --> 00:34:59,640
 - The swim badge.

1290
00:34:59,640 --> 00:35:01,040
 - And they take the ferry.

1291
00:35:01,040 --> 00:35:03,720
 This is where the mayor comes out and tells them

1292
00:35:03,720 --> 00:35:05,760
 they have a medical examiner, he's like,

1293
00:35:05,760 --> 00:35:07,320
 perhaps a boat, you're gonna stick to that?

1294
00:35:07,320 --> 00:35:09,160
 - Yeah, perhaps a boat, a propeller.

1295
00:35:09,160 --> 00:35:12,720
 - Yes, yes, and they're talking about of,

1296
00:35:12,720 --> 00:35:14,760
 that's where the whole theme of,

1297
00:35:14,760 --> 00:35:16,840
 this is a summer town, we need summer dollars,

1298
00:35:16,840 --> 00:35:19,880
 you can't close the beaches, you don't have the authority.

1299
00:35:19,880 --> 00:35:21,360
 I don't know who the other guy is.

1300
00:35:21,360 --> 00:35:22,200
 There's another guy.

1301
00:35:22,200 --> 00:35:25,480
 - He's some assistant, or he's probably part of the

1302
00:35:25,480 --> 00:35:27,400
 rotary, like that kind of famous.

1303
00:35:27,400 --> 00:35:29,600
 - I don't know, it's a stupid title.

1304
00:35:29,600 --> 00:35:33,320
 - Yeah, anyway, so, but that's a weird to me,

1305
00:35:33,320 --> 00:35:35,640
 like that scene they go out on the ferry,

1306
00:35:35,640 --> 00:35:38,840
 and they're gonna go pick these kids up on the ferry,

1307
00:35:38,840 --> 00:35:40,320
 like what was the point there?

1308
00:35:40,320 --> 00:35:42,320
 - It's, I don't know what the ferry connects,

1309
00:35:42,320 --> 00:35:46,000
 'cause you ever watched it, like, they like do a 180 on the ferry.

1310
00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:47,600
 - And come right back out, right, yeah, he's like,

1311
00:35:47,600 --> 00:35:48,440
 take us back.

1312
00:35:48,440 --> 00:35:51,280
 - I think it's supposed to be like a plastic,

1313
00:35:51,280 --> 00:35:52,680
 we're gonna watch over these kids,

1314
00:35:52,680 --> 00:35:54,280
 and that worked, but okay, are these fine?

1315
00:35:54,280 --> 00:35:55,720
 - Yeah, why take a ferry?

1316
00:35:55,720 --> 00:35:59,440
 - Well, I think 'cause, well, we know by next movie,

1317
00:35:59,440 --> 00:36:01,560
 the Brody has no idea how to drive a boat.

1318
00:36:01,560 --> 00:36:02,720
 - And he also doesn't know much about it.

1319
00:36:02,720 --> 00:36:03,960
 - And he's in New York City.

1320
00:36:03,960 --> 00:36:06,640
 - And his wife does make a comment, this one that he stays in the car

1321
00:36:06,640 --> 00:36:08,240
 on the ferry, so maybe he took the ferry

1322
00:36:08,240 --> 00:36:09,840
 'cause he was terrified, you know what I mean.

1323
00:36:09,840 --> 00:36:12,240
 - And it's that whole thing where the mayor's like,

1324
00:36:12,240 --> 00:36:15,480
 we're just gonna throw some token,

1325
00:36:15,480 --> 00:36:18,240
 like, concern at this.

1326
00:36:18,240 --> 00:36:19,520
 Okay, look, we got the ferry up.

1327
00:36:19,520 --> 00:36:20,520
 All right, everything's fine.

1328
00:36:20,520 --> 00:36:21,520
 All right, turn around, go back.

1329
00:36:21,520 --> 00:36:22,360
 - Yeah.

1330
00:36:22,360 --> 00:36:24,640
 - Yeah, I don't know, I just, that scene always--

1331
00:36:24,640 --> 00:36:27,880
 - Brad, you mentioned earlier before we started recording

1332
00:36:27,880 --> 00:36:30,400
 that this movie is sort of an allegory for--

1333
00:36:30,400 --> 00:36:31,240
 - We'll get to that.

1334
00:36:31,240 --> 00:36:32,760
 - Wait, feel like we should do the plot.

1335
00:36:32,760 --> 00:36:34,080
 - Wait, but this is like a whole allegory,

1336
00:36:34,080 --> 00:36:36,240
 so it's like, it's that token, we'll do this,

1337
00:36:36,240 --> 00:36:37,840
 and then it'll be fine.

1338
00:36:37,840 --> 00:36:39,400
 - Right, yeah, there's definitely some--

1339
00:36:39,400 --> 00:36:41,160
 - I think that's, I think you hit out,

1340
00:36:41,160 --> 00:36:43,560
 I think that's exactly what that is.

1341
00:36:43,560 --> 00:36:48,400
 - Yeah, this movie does, it's a much, since COVID,

1342
00:36:48,400 --> 00:36:49,960
 it is a different watch than it was.

1343
00:36:49,960 --> 00:36:51,920
 I never, yeah, I mean, it might as well,

1344
00:36:51,920 --> 00:36:53,520
 you're already open to the can of worms.

1345
00:36:53,520 --> 00:36:55,480
 So might as well, yeah, it's a total allegory

1346
00:36:55,480 --> 00:36:58,000
 for what we've been going through in the United States

1347
00:36:58,000 --> 00:37:00,160
 for this pandemic about--

1348
00:37:00,160 --> 00:37:02,400
 - But you were asking about, like, why would they do that?

1349
00:37:02,400 --> 00:37:03,240
 - Yeah, that's why.

1350
00:37:03,240 --> 00:37:05,720
 - Yeah, I mean, I remember watching as a kid,

1351
00:37:05,720 --> 00:37:08,600
 and even as a young adult, I was like,

1352
00:37:08,600 --> 00:37:09,880
 why would this is insane?

1353
00:37:09,880 --> 00:37:12,440
 Why wouldn't they just kill the shark and get over

1354
00:37:12,440 --> 00:37:13,800
 and be done with it?

1355
00:37:13,800 --> 00:37:14,800
 And now I've seen--

1356
00:37:14,800 --> 00:37:16,200
 - Or just keep the beach's clothes,

1357
00:37:16,200 --> 00:37:20,400
 because maybe people shouldn't be thrown into the situation

1358
00:37:20,400 --> 00:37:22,080
 where they could potentially die,

1359
00:37:22,080 --> 00:37:23,160
 when there's an easy solution.

1360
00:37:23,160 --> 00:37:24,280
 - But the whole thing was, like, you know,

1361
00:37:24,280 --> 00:37:26,440
 you said, you know, 100 swimmers out,

1362
00:37:26,440 --> 00:37:27,800
 and only two are gonna die.

1363
00:37:27,800 --> 00:37:30,760
 Are you gonna risk that your kids, one of those two?

1364
00:37:30,760 --> 00:37:31,680
 No.

1365
00:37:31,680 --> 00:37:32,800
 - This doesn't feel like your kids are--

1366
00:37:32,800 --> 00:37:34,160
 - But you would definitely, yes.

1367
00:37:34,160 --> 00:37:35,000
 (laughs)

1368
00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:37,400
 I mean, like, anyway, all right, brought, keep reading.

1369
00:37:37,400 --> 00:37:38,920
 We're gonna come back to that.

1370
00:37:38,920 --> 00:37:40,000
 - Well, we're already at the point

1371
00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:42,080
 where they're hiring Quinn, all right, or no, no, no,

1372
00:37:42,080 --> 00:37:43,720
 but they have the--

1373
00:37:43,720 --> 00:37:45,280
 - So Hooper's shown up, and--

1374
00:37:45,280 --> 00:37:46,120
 - Oh, and they just--

1375
00:37:46,120 --> 00:37:47,560
 - He's, you know, it's not a boating accident.

1376
00:37:47,560 --> 00:37:50,040
 This isn't Jack the Ripper, it was a shark.

1377
00:37:50,040 --> 00:37:51,040
 Really good one.

1378
00:37:51,040 --> 00:37:51,880
 - It is.

1379
00:37:51,880 --> 00:37:54,600
 - So when local fishermen catch a tiger shark--

1380
00:37:54,600 --> 00:37:55,600
 - Oh, what?

1381
00:37:55,600 --> 00:37:57,160
 - There we go, thank you.

1382
00:37:57,160 --> 00:37:59,760
 The mayor proclaims that the beach is safe.

1383
00:37:59,760 --> 00:38:01,920
 Mrs. Kintner, Alex's mother, confronts Brody

1384
00:38:01,920 --> 00:38:04,000
 and blames him for her son's death.

1385
00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:05,960
 Hooper expresses doubts that the tiger shark

1386
00:38:05,960 --> 00:38:07,600
 is responsible for the attacks,

1387
00:38:07,600 --> 00:38:10,920
 and his suspicions are confirmed when, after an examination,

1388
00:38:10,920 --> 00:38:13,840
 no human remains are found inside its stone.

1389
00:38:13,840 --> 00:38:16,640
 - That scene with Mrs. Kintner is--

1390
00:38:16,640 --> 00:38:17,480
 - That's rough.

1391
00:38:17,480 --> 00:38:19,000
 - That's rough, and can I save it at--

1392
00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:20,200
 - She hasn't slapped him.

1393
00:38:20,200 --> 00:38:22,640
 - When I watched that, as it's like, when I was younger

1394
00:38:22,640 --> 00:38:25,960
 and watched that, I was as angry, like, okay, not as a,

1395
00:38:25,960 --> 00:38:28,320
 but I was like, she's right.

1396
00:38:28,320 --> 00:38:31,280
 - That line got to me more than anything.

1397
00:38:31,280 --> 00:38:32,280
 - And I felt terrible.

1398
00:38:32,280 --> 00:38:34,320
 - When the mayor's like, sorry bro, or sorry,

1399
00:38:34,320 --> 00:38:35,720
 it was, sorry Chief, she's wrong.

1400
00:38:35,720 --> 00:38:38,040
 - Sorry, Chief, she's like, no, she's not.

1401
00:38:38,040 --> 00:38:39,600
 - She's, that's how you know Chief Brody's--

1402
00:38:39,600 --> 00:38:41,400
 - But how much did she slap the wrong person?

1403
00:38:41,400 --> 00:38:42,480
 It should have been the mayor.

1404
00:38:42,480 --> 00:38:43,760
 - Yeah, but she didn't know.

1405
00:38:43,760 --> 00:38:45,760
 - No, she didn't know. - She didn't know.

1406
00:38:45,760 --> 00:38:49,160
 - And I remember watching that and thinking, like,

1407
00:38:49,160 --> 00:38:51,840
 God, she's right, and I feel terrible for Chief Brody

1408
00:38:51,840 --> 00:38:55,000
 because Chief Brody was like, we need to do this.

1409
00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:57,520
 And she should have hit the mayor.

1410
00:38:57,520 --> 00:38:58,720
 But she didn't know.

1411
00:38:58,720 --> 00:39:00,800
 - No, I disagree. - And what she knew

1412
00:39:00,800 --> 00:39:02,800
 was that Chief Brody was the one

1413
00:39:02,800 --> 00:39:04,040
 that was supposed to close.

1414
00:39:04,040 --> 00:39:05,560
 - I don't think she thought that.

1415
00:39:05,560 --> 00:39:06,600
 I think she-- - You don't think so?

1416
00:39:06,600 --> 00:39:07,600
 - No, I think she slapped him

1417
00:39:07,600 --> 00:39:10,720
 because he was literally on the beach that day with them

1418
00:39:10,720 --> 00:39:12,880
 and didn't think anything of it.

1419
00:39:12,880 --> 00:39:15,120
 And I think that's why she goes after him.

1420
00:39:15,120 --> 00:39:16,880
 It's not because she thinks he's the authority

1421
00:39:16,880 --> 00:39:18,040
 to close the beaches or not.

1422
00:39:18,040 --> 00:39:19,920
 I think it's 'cause she knows that he was out there

1423
00:39:19,920 --> 00:39:21,600
 and he already knew what had happened.

1424
00:39:21,600 --> 00:39:24,480
 - So when she says, like, you knew there was a shark

1425
00:39:24,480 --> 00:39:26,480
 in these waters and let people go swimming in.

1426
00:39:26,480 --> 00:39:29,240
 Literally, he was sitting on the beach right there.

1427
00:39:29,240 --> 00:39:31,480
 - Yeah, but the mayor was there too.

1428
00:39:31,480 --> 00:39:32,320
 - The mayor wasn't there, then.

1429
00:39:32,320 --> 00:39:33,160
 - Yes, he was.

1430
00:39:33,160 --> 00:39:34,880
 He was like, he was like, you know.

1431
00:39:34,880 --> 00:39:35,720
 - No, that's late.

1432
00:39:35,720 --> 00:39:37,200
 That's just going to be a lot next layer.

1433
00:39:37,200 --> 00:39:38,400
 He's not there that day.

1434
00:39:38,400 --> 00:39:40,080
 There's the other guy-- - That's the wife.

1435
00:39:40,080 --> 00:39:41,920
 - Yeah, there's the other guy who talks,

1436
00:39:41,920 --> 00:39:42,880
 there's Harry, he comes over.

1437
00:39:42,880 --> 00:39:44,720
 He's like, that's some bad hat Harry.

1438
00:39:44,720 --> 00:39:46,240
 The guy with the man moves.

1439
00:39:46,240 --> 00:39:47,880
 And then there's the other guy who's like,

1440
00:39:47,880 --> 00:39:49,600
 they're these cats parked in the cars

1441
00:39:49,600 --> 00:39:51,320
 and all I need is a simple zoning thing.

1442
00:39:51,320 --> 00:39:52,800
 And he's like, just get the hell away.

1443
00:39:52,800 --> 00:39:54,120
 Yeah, he-- - It's just Chief Brody.

1444
00:39:54,120 --> 00:39:56,520
 - Yeah, that's right. - That's right, that's right.

1445
00:39:56,520 --> 00:39:57,360
 - Oh, shit, you're right.

1446
00:39:57,360 --> 00:39:58,200
 She didn't have the right part of her.

1447
00:39:58,200 --> 00:39:59,360
 - Yeah, I think that's why she went out.

1448
00:39:59,360 --> 00:40:01,640
 I mean, I think she's like, you were sitting right there

1449
00:40:01,640 --> 00:40:02,920
 and let that happen. - But that wasn't a hard watch.

1450
00:40:02,920 --> 00:40:04,200
 Even as a kid, you were just like--

1451
00:40:04,200 --> 00:40:05,680
 - That is a good scene.

1452
00:40:05,680 --> 00:40:06,720
 She does really well.

1453
00:40:06,720 --> 00:40:09,720
 But how fucking old is she?

1454
00:40:09,720 --> 00:40:12,640
 Like, she had a kid who's like 11 or whatever who dies.

1455
00:40:12,640 --> 00:40:14,280
 - She looks like she's in her 40s.

1456
00:40:14,280 --> 00:40:17,120
 - And then, who's the guy-- - Is that her husband?

1457
00:40:17,120 --> 00:40:18,720
 'Cause he looks like he's like 70.

1458
00:40:18,720 --> 00:40:19,560
 - I don't know.

1459
00:40:19,560 --> 00:40:21,000
 - I always thought it was her grandson.

1460
00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:23,360
 Like when I was little, I thought that was her grandson.

1461
00:40:23,360 --> 00:40:25,680
 - I mean, there are people that have children late in life.

1462
00:40:25,680 --> 00:40:27,040
 - Right, sure.

1463
00:40:27,040 --> 00:40:28,200
 - And maybe we shouldn't judge.

1464
00:40:28,200 --> 00:40:30,120
 - Yeah, and sometimes you look at my pictures

1465
00:40:30,120 --> 00:40:32,440
 of people and you're like, how old is she?

1466
00:40:32,440 --> 00:40:34,360
 Oh, damn, she 30.

1467
00:40:34,360 --> 00:40:38,080
 - I will say, I do love that this is a beach movie

1468
00:40:38,080 --> 00:40:40,360
 and it is not just like a bunch of--

1469
00:40:40,360 --> 00:40:41,720
 - A bunch of bikini collards, right?

1470
00:40:41,720 --> 00:40:43,920
 - Yeah, it is, it's real people at the beach.

1471
00:40:43,920 --> 00:40:46,200
 - Yeah, but that's like, yeah, we've been there last night.

1472
00:40:46,200 --> 00:40:48,640
 - You look at pictures of people and you're like, oh god.

1473
00:40:48,640 --> 00:40:51,200
 She must be asked, you're like, oh, she's actually like--

1474
00:40:51,200 --> 00:40:53,680
 - She's probably not ripped and you know,

1475
00:40:53,680 --> 00:40:56,080
 not everybody who's getting killed or injured is, you know.

1476
00:40:56,080 --> 00:40:58,240
 - The moms are out there with their son hats

1477
00:40:58,240 --> 00:40:59,760
 and they're putting sunscreen on their kids.

1478
00:40:59,760 --> 00:41:00,760
 - Yeah, they're right.

1479
00:41:00,760 --> 00:41:02,480
 - The kids are scrawny little kids.

1480
00:41:02,480 --> 00:41:05,400
 - Yeah, pictures of people on the beach for real people.

1481
00:41:05,400 --> 00:41:07,200
 - Yeah, that is a--

1482
00:41:07,200 --> 00:41:12,640
 - You were talking about how, like, she is, like she's,

1483
00:41:12,640 --> 00:41:15,600
 you think about 1976.

1484
00:41:15,600 --> 00:41:19,440
 I mean, she's, she probably isn't dyeing her hair.

1485
00:41:19,440 --> 00:41:20,280
 - Right, yeah.

1486
00:41:20,280 --> 00:41:23,440
 - She's like them in the class, but she's got her hat on

1487
00:41:23,440 --> 00:41:26,040
 because she's like, I'm not gonna get all bark out here.

1488
00:41:26,040 --> 00:41:28,560
 - She's in mourning too, at that same time.

1489
00:41:28,560 --> 00:41:29,880
 - So--

1490
00:41:29,880 --> 00:41:32,920
 - I will say it's funny if you watch, there's that all the,

1491
00:41:32,920 --> 00:41:35,480
 like, the B roll of, like, the people getting off,

1492
00:41:35,480 --> 00:41:37,120
 like, when the fourth of July hits, that's all the people

1493
00:41:37,120 --> 00:41:39,640
 and all the people on the beach, it's like real people.

1494
00:41:39,640 --> 00:41:44,480
 That B roll is Steven Spielberg, like, if you just look at that

1495
00:41:44,480 --> 00:41:48,640
 and then look at Jaws 2, which was done by Hans,

1496
00:41:48,640 --> 00:41:51,040
 I can't remember what I was saying, but you can,

1497
00:41:51,040 --> 00:41:55,280
 you can tell he, like, the movie deviates right there.

1498
00:41:55,280 --> 00:41:58,280
 You can see, like, oh, okay, Steven Spielberg is really

1499
00:41:58,280 --> 00:42:01,200
 just trying to give you a sense of how the town really is

1500
00:42:01,200 --> 00:42:04,280
 and in Jaws 2, there's a lot of shots of asses

1501
00:42:04,280 --> 00:42:05,640
 walking in a bikinis.

1502
00:42:05,640 --> 00:42:06,800
 - Really?

1503
00:42:06,800 --> 00:42:07,800
 - Yeah.

1504
00:42:07,800 --> 00:42:10,080
 - Yeah, it's something, like, when you watch--

1505
00:42:10,080 --> 00:42:12,160
 - I won't say a lot, there's a couple, more than, like,

1506
00:42:12,160 --> 00:42:14,760
 it's, two words noticeable, is there any of that in Jaws?

1507
00:42:14,760 --> 00:42:16,640
 - No, there's not, that's what I'm saying, yeah.

1508
00:42:16,640 --> 00:42:18,760
 - It's like, true family at the beach, yeah.

1509
00:42:18,760 --> 00:42:20,280
 - The mom puts sunscreen on their kids.

1510
00:42:20,280 --> 00:42:23,280
 It's, do you have your swim flippers or whatever the heck?

1511
00:42:23,280 --> 00:42:24,120
 - Right.

1512
00:42:24,120 --> 00:42:26,560
 - Like, yeah, it's, they were, like, little kids

1513
00:42:26,560 --> 00:42:29,840
 digging in the sand and it was just very much, like,

1514
00:42:29,840 --> 00:42:32,160
 real families doing, real family things.

1515
00:42:32,160 --> 00:42:33,000
 - Yeah.

1516
00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:34,600
 - That's exactly what it was.

1517
00:42:34,600 --> 00:42:39,280
 - So, yeah, that's, I don't think she looks too old to have,

1518
00:42:39,280 --> 00:42:42,080
 I mean, like I said, if she's not dye your hair, I mean--

1519
00:42:42,080 --> 00:42:42,920
 - Yeah, maybe you're right.

1520
00:42:42,920 --> 00:42:47,080
 - Okay, Kayla, the 27, and right after I had her,

1521
00:42:47,080 --> 00:42:49,400
 I, part of my hair, on the very top of my head,

1522
00:42:49,400 --> 00:42:51,080
 would just start white.

1523
00:42:51,080 --> 00:42:53,480
 - Just like a poltergeist.

1524
00:42:53,480 --> 00:42:54,320
 - Oh, yeah.

1525
00:42:54,320 --> 00:42:56,440
 - Episode two, three.

1526
00:42:56,440 --> 00:42:57,280
 - I don't know what you're talking about.

1527
00:42:57,280 --> 00:42:58,120
 - Take a look.

1528
00:42:58,120 --> 00:42:58,960
 - Whatever.

1529
00:42:58,960 --> 00:42:59,800
 - Take a listen.

1530
00:42:59,800 --> 00:43:01,880
 - Like, three, two is legend.

1531
00:43:01,880 --> 00:43:03,400
 - Ugh, terrible fun.

1532
00:43:03,400 --> 00:43:04,720
 - Anyway, but like--

1533
00:43:04,720 --> 00:43:06,320
 - But a great podcast about it.

1534
00:43:06,320 --> 00:43:08,560
 - Should I get back to the plot since we're giving it up?

1535
00:43:08,560 --> 00:43:09,400
 - Yeah, I'm sorry, we're, yeah.

1536
00:43:09,400 --> 00:43:10,800
 - So, we're just, we'll--

1537
00:43:10,800 --> 00:43:12,640
 - The very skimpy plot.

1538
00:43:12,640 --> 00:43:15,320
 - So, Hooper and Brody find a half sunken vessel

1539
00:43:15,320 --> 00:43:17,280
 while searching the night waters in Hooper's boat.

1540
00:43:17,280 --> 00:43:20,320
 Underwater, Hooper removes a sizable great white shark's

1541
00:43:20,320 --> 00:43:23,480
 tooth from the boat's hull, but drops it in fright

1542
00:43:23,480 --> 00:43:25,040
 after discovering the partial corpse

1543
00:43:25,040 --> 00:43:27,600
 of local fishermen, Ben Gardner.

1544
00:43:27,600 --> 00:43:30,000
 Vaughn dismisses Brody and Hooper's assertions

1545
00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:33,080
 that a huge great white shark is responsible for the debts

1546
00:43:33,080 --> 00:43:34,920
 and refuses to close the beaches,

1547
00:43:34,920 --> 00:43:37,520
 allowing only increased safety precautions.

1548
00:43:37,520 --> 00:43:40,480
 On the 4th of July weekend, tourists pack the beaches,

1549
00:43:40,480 --> 00:43:43,760
 following a juvenile prank with a fake shark.

1550
00:43:43,760 --> 00:43:45,800
 The real shark enters a nearby lagoon,

1551
00:43:45,800 --> 00:43:48,160
 killing a boater and causing Brody's oldest son, Michael,

1552
00:43:48,160 --> 00:43:49,280
 to go into shot.

1553
00:43:49,280 --> 00:43:52,480
 Brody then convinces a guilt-ridden Vaughn to hire a point.

1554
00:43:52,480 --> 00:43:54,400
 - Holy shit, we just, like, that's half the movie.

1555
00:43:54,400 --> 00:43:56,120
 - Half the way through the movie, yeah.

1556
00:43:56,120 --> 00:43:57,200
 - That is great.

1557
00:43:57,200 --> 00:43:58,040
 - So...

1558
00:43:58,040 --> 00:43:59,960
 - All right.

1559
00:43:59,960 --> 00:44:01,200
 - I agree with this particular,

1560
00:44:01,200 --> 00:44:02,680
 you're gonna ignore this particular problem

1561
00:44:02,680 --> 00:44:05,120
 until it swims up and bites you in the ass.

1562
00:44:05,120 --> 00:44:06,240
 - That is a great scene.

1563
00:44:06,240 --> 00:44:07,720
 - Yeah, the billboard scene.

1564
00:44:07,720 --> 00:44:09,440
 - The billboard's 'cause it's one shot

1565
00:44:09,440 --> 00:44:10,640
 and, like, it's a real...

1566
00:44:10,640 --> 00:44:12,760
 - I want these little assholes cut.

1567
00:44:12,760 --> 00:44:14,080
 - Hang on, I'll get a bunch of browns.

1568
00:44:14,080 --> 00:44:15,520
 - I just like a bunch of browns, yeah.

1569
00:44:15,520 --> 00:44:17,120
 (laughing)

1570
00:44:17,120 --> 00:44:18,360
 - This is vandalism.

1571
00:44:18,360 --> 00:44:20,160
 (laughing)

1572
00:44:20,160 --> 00:44:21,000
 - Yeah, that whole scene.

1573
00:44:21,000 --> 00:44:21,840
 - He is great.

1574
00:44:21,840 --> 00:44:24,680
 The mayor, who's the actor?

1575
00:44:24,680 --> 00:44:26,640
 It's, uh, I don't know.

1576
00:44:26,640 --> 00:44:27,720
 - While you're looking that up,

1577
00:44:27,720 --> 00:44:30,720
 I just want to say that the interactions between

1578
00:44:30,720 --> 00:44:33,760
 Quint, Hooper, and Brody are amazing.

1579
00:44:33,760 --> 00:44:34,600
 - The cast is great.

1580
00:44:34,600 --> 00:44:37,040
 Part of the reason that the movie is so good is the cast.

1581
00:44:37,040 --> 00:44:38,840
 - The actor who plays Quint and the actor

1582
00:44:38,840 --> 00:44:40,720
 who plays who hated each other.

1583
00:44:40,720 --> 00:44:42,080
 - Robert Sean, Richard Dreyfus.

1584
00:44:42,080 --> 00:44:42,920
 - Thank you.

1585
00:44:42,920 --> 00:44:43,760
 - Do you mean each other?

1586
00:44:43,760 --> 00:44:44,600
 - Yeah, they did all each other.

1587
00:44:44,600 --> 00:44:47,040
 - They hated each other, which led to how, like,

1588
00:44:47,040 --> 00:44:48,800
 the friction between their characters,

1589
00:44:48,800 --> 00:44:50,040
 why it was so believable.

1590
00:44:50,040 --> 00:44:52,440
 - Murray Hamilton is the actor who plays the mayor.

1591
00:44:52,440 --> 00:44:54,960
 - So, yeah, um, Richard Dreyfus, yeah,

1592
00:44:54,960 --> 00:44:57,840
 they, Robert Shara, they hated each other.

1593
00:44:57,840 --> 00:45:00,040
 Like, they didn't get along, uh,

1594
00:45:00,040 --> 00:45:01,800
 in, like, pre-production, like, none of it.

1595
00:45:01,800 --> 00:45:04,520
 Like, they were, like, any time they were together,

1596
00:45:04,520 --> 00:45:07,080
 it was just, like, oil and water.

1597
00:45:07,080 --> 00:45:07,920
 - It's been true.

1598
00:45:07,920 --> 00:45:09,680
 - You know, when they were actually acting.

1599
00:45:09,680 --> 00:45:12,920
 Brad fact, sorry, but Brad knew that.

1600
00:45:12,920 --> 00:45:17,600
 So, yeah, any time they were on screen together,

1601
00:45:17,600 --> 00:45:20,040
 that friction that's, like, a natural thing,

1602
00:45:20,040 --> 00:45:21,640
 that's why it's natural.

1603
00:45:21,640 --> 00:45:23,280
 - Oh, there you go.

1604
00:45:23,280 --> 00:45:26,120
 All right, so, Quint Brody and Hooper, what, sorry.

1605
00:45:26,120 --> 00:45:28,440
 - Yeah, we got, like, four scenes there we were talking about.

1606
00:45:28,440 --> 00:45:30,200
 - Oh, I was just thinking we could get through the plot

1607
00:45:30,200 --> 00:45:31,600
 and we could go back and talk about the good parts.

1608
00:45:31,600 --> 00:45:32,440
 But go ahead.

1609
00:45:32,440 --> 00:45:34,640
 - Well, now it's, okay, so we talked about,

1610
00:45:34,640 --> 00:45:36,800
 I mean, we haven't talked about the,

1611
00:45:36,800 --> 00:45:37,960
 I mean, the first time you see the shark

1612
00:45:37,960 --> 00:45:40,800
 is when it swims up and bites the guy who's in the rowboat.

1613
00:45:40,800 --> 00:45:42,800
 Took him out and tips Sean and,

1614
00:45:42,800 --> 00:45:44,880
 oh, it's Michael and his buddies.

1615
00:45:44,880 --> 00:45:46,800
 But that, like, there's that whole part.

1616
00:45:46,800 --> 00:45:49,120
 I mean, the fake, the kids were, the kids, like,

1617
00:45:49,120 --> 00:45:52,360
 he made me the fake, you know, they're about to kill.

1618
00:45:52,360 --> 00:45:53,200
 But, I mean-- - Shoot 'em

1619
00:45:53,200 --> 00:45:54,040
 in the face with the rifle.

1620
00:45:54,040 --> 00:45:56,400
 - Right, I know, there's, like, 10 guys there with guns.

1621
00:45:56,400 --> 00:45:58,360
 I mean, that's '70s America, if it was this,

1622
00:45:58,360 --> 00:45:59,200
 they would have been dead.

1623
00:45:59,200 --> 00:46:00,040
 - They'd already bought them, right?

1624
00:46:00,040 --> 00:46:00,880
 - Yeah. - Yeah.

1625
00:46:00,880 --> 00:46:01,720
 - They already bought them, right, yeah.

1626
00:46:01,720 --> 00:46:03,240
 - Yeah, shoot 'em in the game, yeah.

1627
00:46:03,240 --> 00:46:05,760
 - They're the classic explosives.

1628
00:46:05,760 --> 00:46:08,360
 - It's just, like, there's so many good parts of, like,

1629
00:46:08,360 --> 00:46:12,560
 we miss the part where, back when,

1630
00:46:12,560 --> 00:46:16,440
 Chief Brody's looking through the book,

1631
00:46:16,440 --> 00:46:17,280
 flipping through the book,

1632
00:46:17,280 --> 00:46:19,120
 and it's reflecting in his glasses,

1633
00:46:19,120 --> 00:46:21,040
 and he's looking at all the shark attacks,

1634
00:46:21,040 --> 00:46:23,160
 and his wife's there, and she's like,

1635
00:46:23,160 --> 00:46:25,720
 she's like, I think, where's,

1636
00:46:25,720 --> 00:46:27,600
 they got him a boat for, for his birthday,

1637
00:46:27,600 --> 00:46:29,120
 and he's sitting out there on the boat,

1638
00:46:29,120 --> 00:46:30,920
 and he's like, I don't want him to need him out of the water,

1639
00:46:30,920 --> 00:46:32,440
 and then she looks down at the book.

1640
00:46:32,440 --> 00:46:33,440
 - She's like, oh, yeah, get out of there.

1641
00:46:33,440 --> 00:46:34,840
 - Yeah, there's a picture of the shark.

1642
00:46:34,840 --> 00:46:36,200
 - She's coming up through the boat in the game.

1643
00:46:36,200 --> 00:46:37,440
 She's like, get out of the water.

1644
00:46:37,440 --> 00:46:39,400
 You heard your father, you're out of the water.

1645
00:46:39,400 --> 00:46:41,200
 - Oh, yeah, there's a lot of great things.

1646
00:46:41,200 --> 00:46:43,320
 I mean, when Hooper first comes over.

1647
00:46:43,320 --> 00:46:44,400
 - Yeah, we miss the whole--

1648
00:46:44,400 --> 00:46:46,560
 - And the, the, the dad, and the kid.

1649
00:46:46,560 --> 00:46:48,080
 - Yeah, are they missing each other?

1650
00:46:48,080 --> 00:46:48,920
 - Yeah, yeah.

1651
00:46:48,920 --> 00:46:49,760
 - I mean, it's just that, and then, yeah,

1652
00:46:49,760 --> 00:46:51,080
 the whole thing where he pours the huge thing.

1653
00:46:51,080 --> 00:46:52,640
 - Yeah, you're gonna want that, let that brief,

1654
00:46:52,640 --> 00:46:53,480
 and he pours it on--

1655
00:46:53,480 --> 00:46:54,760
 - How's the story in this thing?

1656
00:46:54,760 --> 00:46:55,760
 - He's drinking something else,

1657
00:46:55,760 --> 00:46:57,800
 so he just pours it right into his glass, yeah.

1658
00:46:57,800 --> 00:46:59,160
 - Well, this one tells me you're in sharks.

1659
00:46:59,160 --> 00:47:00,000
 - Yeah.

1660
00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:04,720
 - There's just, there's a great-- - The whole thing where Hooper's like,

1661
00:47:04,720 --> 00:47:06,080
 they're all gonna die.

1662
00:47:06,080 --> 00:47:07,640
 There's just, like, this whole movie,

1663
00:47:07,640 --> 00:47:09,480
 like, everything in it holds up.

1664
00:47:09,480 --> 00:47:11,120
 - Oh, the characters are great.

1665
00:47:11,120 --> 00:47:12,920
 Hooper, I love Hooper. - The lighting, yeah.

1666
00:47:12,920 --> 00:47:14,480
 The writing was awesome. - Hooper's so funny.

1667
00:47:14,480 --> 00:47:18,680
 - Like, there's just, the, the weak spots are only things like,

1668
00:47:18,680 --> 00:47:24,680
 in 1976, they didn't, like, the, the shark.

1669
00:47:24,680 --> 00:47:26,760
 - Sharks were a boogie man, of sorts.

1670
00:47:26,760 --> 00:47:28,080
 They didn't understand sharks.

1671
00:47:28,080 --> 00:47:30,120
 - What Kelly and I were talking about was, like,

1672
00:47:30,120 --> 00:47:34,040
 it's so regrettable that, that this movie

1673
00:47:34,040 --> 00:47:36,640
 had, like, made so many people afraid of sharks.

1674
00:47:36,640 --> 00:47:38,400
 - Yeah, because their mind was killing machines.

1675
00:47:38,400 --> 00:47:41,400
 - Right, all they did, all they did was eat and swim

1676
00:47:41,400 --> 00:47:42,360
 and make little sharks.

1677
00:47:42,360 --> 00:47:44,840
 - Can you think of another movie?

1678
00:47:44,840 --> 00:47:46,920
 Like, from our child that had the kind of impact where,

1679
00:47:46,920 --> 00:47:50,880
 like, it kept, like, it kept, it, like, it seriously impacts

1680
00:47:50,880 --> 00:47:52,400
 how I go into the ocean.

1681
00:47:52,400 --> 00:47:53,520
 - Right.

1682
00:47:53,520 --> 00:47:55,800
 - I mean, I don't think, I can't think of any other movie,

1683
00:47:55,800 --> 00:47:58,160
 it's like, you know, I mean, I've never been to a summer camp,

1684
00:47:58,160 --> 00:48:00,040
 but I don't think that's because of Jason.

1685
00:48:00,040 --> 00:48:02,560
 - Yeah, I don't think of, like, you're talking about, like,

1686
00:48:02,560 --> 00:48:03,720
 - You've never been a counselor

1687
00:48:03,720 --> 00:48:06,360
 and decided to fool around with a, a lady counselor?

1688
00:48:06,360 --> 00:48:07,200
 - Never, yeah.

1689
00:48:07,200 --> 00:48:08,280
 - And I never worried about getting killed?

1690
00:48:08,280 --> 00:48:09,120
 - Because of Jason.

1691
00:48:09,120 --> 00:48:09,960
 - Yeah, 'cause, yeah.

1692
00:48:09,960 --> 00:48:10,800
 - Hey, who are I gonna talk about?

1693
00:48:10,800 --> 00:48:12,040
 - Yeah, yeah.

1694
00:48:12,040 --> 00:48:14,800
 I, yeah, purposely did not try to hook up with girls

1695
00:48:14,800 --> 00:48:16,160
 when I was teenage because I didn't want to kill.

1696
00:48:16,160 --> 00:48:17,440
 - Right, right, right.

1697
00:48:17,440 --> 00:48:19,400
 - I had plans to go to summer camp

1698
00:48:19,400 --> 00:48:21,680
 and to be a counselor, and then I saw probably the 13th

1699
00:48:21,680 --> 00:48:22,760
 and I changed my mind.

1700
00:48:22,760 --> 00:48:23,760
 Yeah, I never happened.

1701
00:48:23,760 --> 00:48:25,760
 - I'm trying to think of any other-- - I had an issue with waterbeds

1702
00:48:25,760 --> 00:48:28,880
 after watching Night Run Elm Street, but, I mean,

1703
00:48:28,880 --> 00:48:30,840
 I had a waterbed, so.

1704
00:48:30,840 --> 00:48:32,280
 - What happened in the waterbed?

1705
00:48:32,280 --> 00:48:35,000
 - Johnny Depp got, like, liquid, like,

1706
00:48:35,000 --> 00:48:36,200
 turned into liquid.

1707
00:48:36,200 --> 00:48:38,360
 - That's the only, that's the only thing I could correlate

1708
00:48:38,360 --> 00:48:41,520
 to be the waterbeds. - That's totally what you want.

1709
00:48:41,520 --> 00:48:42,720
 - I don't, I don't remember.

1710
00:48:42,720 --> 00:48:44,880
 - The first Night Run Elm Street is amazing,

1711
00:48:44,880 --> 00:48:46,560
 and we should totally do that for October,

1712
00:48:46,560 --> 00:48:47,400
 now that you're like, what?

1713
00:48:47,400 --> 00:48:49,400
 - Oh no, it's on the, it's on the list, I think,

1714
00:48:49,400 --> 00:48:50,240
 but I didn't know--

1715
00:48:50,240 --> 00:48:51,080
 - Oh, as a--

1716
00:48:51,080 --> 00:48:52,560
 - I had a waterbed, as a unit.

1717
00:48:52,560 --> 00:48:55,440
 Okay, but all right, he does notice.

1718
00:48:55,440 --> 00:48:57,240
 - I guess he gets pulled into the waterbed.

1719
00:48:57,240 --> 00:48:58,640
 - What, no, I don't remember this.

1720
00:48:58,640 --> 00:49:00,240
 - Okay, well, I had a waterbed.

1721
00:49:00,240 --> 00:49:04,760
 - No, I did, I guess I was, I was a little scared

1722
00:49:04,760 --> 00:49:06,000
 of my bunk bed.

1723
00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:08,080
 I had bunk beds when I was younger.

1724
00:49:08,080 --> 00:49:08,920
 - Friday 13th.

1725
00:49:08,920 --> 00:49:13,920
 - Friday 13th because, what's his name, uh--

1726
00:49:13,920 --> 00:49:15,600
 - Yeah, hold on.

1727
00:49:15,600 --> 00:49:17,200
 - Who is it, is it Kevin Bacon?

1728
00:49:17,200 --> 00:49:18,880
 Gets killed, stabbed from underneath the--

1729
00:49:18,880 --> 00:49:19,720
 - Like, underneath?

1730
00:49:19,720 --> 00:49:20,560
 - Yeah, yeah.

1731
00:49:20,560 --> 00:49:23,000
 - So getting away from the '80s slasher movies

1732
00:49:23,000 --> 00:49:27,360
 and back into the '70s horror thriller genre,

1733
00:49:27,360 --> 00:49:30,960
 whatever Jaws is, what would you guys consider Jaws?

1734
00:49:30,960 --> 00:49:32,560
 'Cause I feel like it's a horror movie.

1735
00:49:32,560 --> 00:49:35,400
 - I feel like whenever we would go to like the video stores,

1736
00:49:35,400 --> 00:49:37,740
 it was always in the horror section.

1737
00:49:37,740 --> 00:49:41,320
 From what I remember, it wasn't done sure, was it?

1738
00:49:41,320 --> 00:49:42,320
 - What's it rated?

1739
00:49:42,320 --> 00:49:43,160
 Is it R?

1740
00:49:43,160 --> 00:49:44,680
 - It's PG.

1741
00:49:44,680 --> 00:49:45,520
 - Is it?

1742
00:49:45,520 --> 00:49:47,640
 - Okay, in the '70s, it was always like--

1743
00:49:47,640 --> 00:49:50,800
 - Tomorrow you had to like drop F-bombs or have serious--

1744
00:49:50,800 --> 00:49:51,640
 - There's no real--

1745
00:49:51,640 --> 00:49:52,480
 - I mean, I mean, there's--

1746
00:49:52,480 --> 00:49:54,480
 - Bitch, but they really don't even say it at the end.

1747
00:49:54,480 --> 00:49:56,800
 I mean, it's kind of, I really think it's PG.

1748
00:49:56,800 --> 00:49:59,640
 - Do they say any other curse hearts in the movie?

1749
00:49:59,640 --> 00:50:00,960
 - Ass.

1750
00:50:00,960 --> 00:50:01,920
 - It'll bite you in the ass.

1751
00:50:01,920 --> 00:50:02,760
 - It'll bite you in the ass.

1752
00:50:02,760 --> 00:50:04,280
 - It'll bite you in the ass.

1753
00:50:04,280 --> 00:50:07,640
 - Even though it's a shit, or do they?

1754
00:50:07,640 --> 00:50:09,280
 - Come down here and chump some of this shit.

1755
00:50:09,280 --> 00:50:11,640
 - Oh, yes, I'll kill that one out.

1756
00:50:11,640 --> 00:50:13,640
 How could I forget that?

1757
00:50:13,640 --> 00:50:15,120
 You heard him slow ahead.

1758
00:50:18,480 --> 00:50:20,640
 - I'd be willing to get it to PG.

1759
00:50:20,640 --> 00:50:23,640
 'Cause I mean, there was just not a lot of room for--

1760
00:50:23,640 --> 00:50:25,600
 I mean, that's why they made PG-13,

1761
00:50:25,600 --> 00:50:27,280
 whereas there was that serious gray area.

1762
00:50:27,280 --> 00:50:28,120
 - I mean, let's be at like--

1763
00:50:28,120 --> 00:50:28,960
 - It was a PG of a--

1764
00:50:28,960 --> 00:50:31,480
 - It was a base master, PG.

1765
00:50:31,480 --> 00:50:32,400
 - I believe so, yeah.

1766
00:50:32,400 --> 00:50:35,400
 - And there was way more going on in that movie.

1767
00:50:35,400 --> 00:50:36,240
 - Right.

1768
00:50:36,240 --> 00:50:39,600
 - And it wasn't until, I think it's another Spielberg.

1769
00:50:39,600 --> 00:50:42,440
 It's Temple Doom is--

1770
00:50:42,440 --> 00:50:43,280
 - Little first PG.

1771
00:50:43,280 --> 00:50:45,640
 - I think that's the PG-13 one, yeah.

1772
00:50:45,640 --> 00:50:46,480
 - That movie.

1773
00:50:46,480 --> 00:50:48,720
 - I think that guy's hard out, don't you?

1774
00:50:48,720 --> 00:50:49,600
 - God, I'm hot.

1775
00:50:49,600 --> 00:50:51,000
 - Oh, she would just shut up.

1776
00:50:51,000 --> 00:50:52,800
 All right, anyway, we're not gonna do that movie.

1777
00:50:52,800 --> 00:50:53,880
 - Okay, so back to Joss.

1778
00:50:53,880 --> 00:50:54,960
 - Back to Joss.

1779
00:50:54,960 --> 00:50:57,280
 - Quint Brody and Hooper set out on Quint's boat,

1780
00:50:57,280 --> 00:50:58,920
 Yorka, to hunt the shark.

1781
00:50:58,920 --> 00:51:00,400
 While Brody lays down a chum line,

1782
00:51:00,400 --> 00:51:02,920
 Quint waits for an opportunity to hook the shark.

1783
00:51:02,920 --> 00:51:05,080
 Without warning, it appears behind the boat,

1784
00:51:05,080 --> 00:51:07,880
 which again, that's such a great scene

1785
00:51:07,880 --> 00:51:09,560
 when it just appears behind the boat.

1786
00:51:09,560 --> 00:51:11,040
 - Just say it interferes behind the boat.

1787
00:51:11,040 --> 00:51:12,480
 - 'Cause there's, I mean, what is there?

1788
00:51:12,480 --> 00:51:14,840
 10 or 15 minutes of nothing when they're out on the boat?

1789
00:51:14,840 --> 00:51:15,680
 - Yeah.

1790
00:51:15,680 --> 00:51:16,520
 - And nothing.

1791
00:51:16,520 --> 00:51:18,800
 - He's playing solitaire and he's trying to teach him

1792
00:51:18,800 --> 00:51:20,400
 how to do the rope.

1793
00:51:20,400 --> 00:51:24,240
 He's like, this goes out of the hole and he's into the hole.

1794
00:51:24,240 --> 00:51:25,080
 - Is it rabbit?

1795
00:51:25,080 --> 00:51:25,900
 - Yeah.

1796
00:51:25,900 --> 00:51:26,740
 - Maybe it is a fish.

1797
00:51:26,740 --> 00:51:27,580
 - A rat, maybe a rabbit, yeah.

1798
00:51:27,580 --> 00:51:29,640
 - But yeah, like you get settled in, you're just like,

1799
00:51:29,640 --> 00:51:32,680
 all right, like, what is this, why is this so boring?

1800
00:51:32,680 --> 00:51:35,640
 And then all of a sudden you're like, wait, I'm sharp.

1801
00:51:35,640 --> 00:51:36,640
 - You're gonna need a bigger boat.

1802
00:51:36,640 --> 00:51:37,480
 I mean, hello.

1803
00:51:37,480 --> 00:51:38,320
 - Yes.

1804
00:51:38,320 --> 00:51:39,920
 - Like one of the best slides in my movie, yeah.

1805
00:51:39,920 --> 00:51:41,280
 Was a part of the script.

1806
00:51:41,280 --> 00:51:44,040
 - Quint estimating the length at 25 feet

1807
00:51:44,040 --> 00:51:45,700
 and weighing at three tons.

1808
00:51:45,700 --> 00:51:46,540
 - Three tons on them.

1809
00:51:46,540 --> 00:51:49,480
 - Our puns it with a line attached to a flotation barrel,

1810
00:51:49,480 --> 00:51:52,200
 the shark pulls the barrel underwater and disappears.

1811
00:51:52,200 --> 00:51:56,960
 At nightfall, Quint and Hooper drunkenly exchange stories

1812
00:51:56,960 --> 00:51:58,240
 about various stories.

1813
00:51:58,240 --> 00:51:59,080
 - We're yelling Muffins.

1814
00:51:59,080 --> 00:51:59,920
 - Mary Ellen Muffins.

1815
00:51:59,920 --> 00:52:01,160
 - Mary Ellen Muffins, she broke my heart.

1816
00:52:01,160 --> 00:52:03,360
 And Quint reveals that you survived the attack

1817
00:52:03,360 --> 00:52:05,000
 on the USS Indianapolis.

1818
00:52:05,000 --> 00:52:06,080
 - Oh my God.

1819
00:52:06,080 --> 00:52:09,600
 - Yeah, that, that scene is amazing.

1820
00:52:09,600 --> 00:52:10,960
 Yeah, really is.

1821
00:52:10,960 --> 00:52:13,440
 And I actually did not know about the Indianapolis.

1822
00:52:13,440 --> 00:52:14,280
 - I did.

1823
00:52:14,280 --> 00:52:15,760
 - We couldn't though, we were three of them.

1824
00:52:15,760 --> 00:52:18,360
 - But even I actually found out recently

1825
00:52:18,360 --> 00:52:19,520
 that a lot of people in the States

1826
00:52:19,520 --> 00:52:20,960
 didn't know about the Indianapolis

1827
00:52:20,960 --> 00:52:23,600
 until the end of the 50s were sick.

1828
00:52:23,600 --> 00:52:25,040
 It was, it's not a story.

1829
00:52:25,040 --> 00:52:26,160
 It was the end of World War II.

1830
00:52:26,160 --> 00:52:27,800
 Things were good.

1831
00:52:27,800 --> 00:52:29,880
 They did not want to relate the story that like

1832
00:52:29,880 --> 00:52:33,600
 in the last days of the war, you know, what 700 Americans.

1833
00:52:33,600 --> 00:52:34,440
 - Oh my God.

1834
00:52:34,440 --> 00:52:35,280
 - The ship that carried the bomb.

1835
00:52:35,280 --> 00:52:36,120
 - Yeah.

1836
00:52:36,120 --> 00:52:38,640
 - Either drown or you know, or to deliver the bomb.

1837
00:52:38,640 --> 00:52:39,480
 - To deliver the bomb.

1838
00:52:39,480 --> 00:52:40,320
 - The Hiroshima bomb.

1839
00:52:40,320 --> 00:52:41,680
 - Yeah, we delivered.

1840
00:52:41,680 --> 00:52:45,280
 Like the very end of him, we laid like all this for everything.

1841
00:52:45,280 --> 00:52:49,200
 But then he got to go, but we delivered the bomb.

1842
00:52:49,200 --> 00:52:50,040
 - He gives a date.

1843
00:52:50,040 --> 00:52:50,880
 I can't, it's like.

1844
00:52:50,880 --> 00:52:54,600
 - Was it 1600 men went in and 300 men came out.

1845
00:52:54,600 --> 00:52:57,840
 - And he's like, "I'll never put on a life jacket."

1846
00:52:57,840 --> 00:53:00,240
 - And that whole thing where the boat starts to go down

1847
00:53:00,240 --> 00:53:01,240
 and he won't put it on.

1848
00:53:01,240 --> 00:53:02,240
 - He looks at it and he's like, "Don't."

1849
00:53:02,240 --> 00:53:03,080
 Nope.

1850
00:53:03,080 --> 00:53:04,760
 - He pulls, that's a, he throws them one to Brody

1851
00:53:04,760 --> 00:53:07,000
 and one to Hooper, yeah.

1852
00:53:07,000 --> 00:53:09,000
 - But as a kid, like you said, when that story,

1853
00:53:09,000 --> 00:53:11,480
 I remember watching as a kid, none of that made sense to me.

1854
00:53:11,480 --> 00:53:13,280
 Like, okay, he's just telling a story.

1855
00:53:13,280 --> 00:53:16,240
 It really was not until we listened to a podcast.

1856
00:53:16,240 --> 00:53:18,240
 So like, I'd heard of it at that point,

1857
00:53:18,240 --> 00:53:20,000
 but it did not know the scope

1858
00:53:20,000 --> 00:53:22,080
 until within the last year,

1859
00:53:22,080 --> 00:53:23,520
 where I actually had a podcast out.

1860
00:53:23,520 --> 00:53:24,920
 - Yeah, it was, it's, it's, it's.

1861
00:53:24,920 --> 00:53:25,820
 - And just finished listening.

1862
00:53:25,820 --> 00:53:26,660
 - Yeah, we were talking about it.

1863
00:53:26,660 --> 00:53:27,500
 - Last podcast.

1864
00:53:27,500 --> 00:53:28,320
 - It was really good.

1865
00:53:28,320 --> 00:53:29,240
 - Yeah.

1866
00:53:29,240 --> 00:53:30,400
 - But I remember hearing about it

1867
00:53:30,400 --> 00:53:32,800
 and I remember our dad telling us about it.

1868
00:53:32,800 --> 00:53:33,720
 'Cause he knew the story.

1869
00:53:33,720 --> 00:53:34,920
 - Yeah, I'd never heard this.

1870
00:53:34,920 --> 00:53:35,760
 Well, also I remember.

1871
00:53:35,760 --> 00:53:36,600
 - But not all the details.

1872
00:53:36,600 --> 00:53:38,640
 - No, but I also remember one time watching it

1873
00:53:38,640 --> 00:53:40,960
 with his dad pop up and him saying,

1874
00:53:40,960 --> 00:53:42,200
 "Oh yeah, that's," and I was like,

1875
00:53:42,200 --> 00:53:44,160
 'cause you know, he was a Marine out in that.

1876
00:53:44,160 --> 00:53:46,360
 And I was like, "Wait, what this is?"

1877
00:53:46,360 --> 00:53:47,920
 That like, it's really weird.

1878
00:53:47,920 --> 00:53:50,240
 - I remember being in a house with him mentioning that.

1879
00:53:50,240 --> 00:53:53,320
 He was like, "Yeah, that's something there."

1880
00:53:53,320 --> 00:53:55,880
 - Yeah, that's about the extent

1881
00:53:55,880 --> 00:53:57,120
 of what the World War II vets would say

1882
00:53:57,120 --> 00:53:57,960
 about something like that.

1883
00:53:57,960 --> 00:53:58,800
 - Yeah.

1884
00:53:58,800 --> 00:53:59,640
 - Yep.

1885
00:53:59,640 --> 00:54:00,480
 - Yep, that happened.

1886
00:54:00,480 --> 00:54:01,320
 - Yep, that was something there.

1887
00:54:01,320 --> 00:54:02,160
 - Yeah.

1888
00:54:02,160 --> 00:54:03,000
 - Yeah.

1889
00:54:03,000 --> 00:54:04,420
 - That I've listened to.

1890
00:54:04,420 --> 00:54:06,280
 - I took makes this, there's so many,

1891
00:54:06,280 --> 00:54:08,380
 the characters are like true people.

1892
00:54:08,380 --> 00:54:09,480
 Like, that's what makes this movie.

1893
00:54:09,480 --> 00:54:11,400
 - The movie. - There's so much about this

1894
00:54:11,400 --> 00:54:15,920
 that when you watch it, you know, at our age,

1895
00:54:15,920 --> 00:54:17,880
 we watched it when we were very young.

1896
00:54:17,880 --> 00:54:19,040
 And then we probably watched it again

1897
00:54:19,040 --> 00:54:20,800
 when we were teenagers.

1898
00:54:20,800 --> 00:54:22,400
 And then we probably watched it a little bit,

1899
00:54:22,400 --> 00:54:25,120
 like, we've covered that earlier.

1900
00:54:25,120 --> 00:54:26,440
 Like, we've all cycled through this,

1901
00:54:26,440 --> 00:54:29,120
 but like, as we're getting older, we're like, "Holy!"

1902
00:54:29,120 --> 00:54:32,720
 - You know, like, Quinn is clearly suffering from PTSD.

1903
00:54:32,720 --> 00:54:34,240
 - Wait. - I mean, like, yes.

1904
00:54:34,240 --> 00:54:36,640
 - And he wants, he is on a death mission.

1905
00:54:36,640 --> 00:54:37,480
 - Yeah.

1906
00:54:37,480 --> 00:54:38,320
 - And I feel like he feels,

1907
00:54:38,320 --> 00:54:40,840
 he has, what's it called, survivor remorse.

1908
00:54:40,840 --> 00:54:41,680
 - Yes.

1909
00:54:41,680 --> 00:54:42,520
 - And he is gonna get killed by a trooper.

1910
00:54:42,520 --> 00:54:44,360
 - Yeah, and he's not putting that on,

1911
00:54:44,360 --> 00:54:46,120
 he's not putting that life jacket on again.

1912
00:54:46,120 --> 00:54:46,960
 - Yeah, that's why,

1913
00:54:46,960 --> 00:54:48,000
 but that's also why he goes out.

1914
00:54:48,000 --> 00:54:49,240
 He's like, "I'm gonna go out there."

1915
00:54:49,240 --> 00:54:50,080
 - Chills fish.

1916
00:54:50,080 --> 00:54:51,360
 - If this fish doesn't kill,

1917
00:54:51,360 --> 00:54:52,680
 if I don't kill it, it's gonna kill me.

1918
00:54:52,680 --> 00:54:53,840
 - It's a message in some way.

1919
00:54:53,840 --> 00:54:54,680
 - Yeah.

1920
00:54:54,680 --> 00:54:55,600
 - For what happened.

1921
00:54:55,600 --> 00:54:57,760
 - Well, it's also, like I said, it's survivor guilt.

1922
00:54:57,760 --> 00:54:58,600
 - Yeah.

1923
00:54:58,600 --> 00:54:59,440
 - He thinks he should have been,

1924
00:54:59,440 --> 00:55:02,320
 like, why was he of the 1600 men that went in the water?

1925
00:55:02,320 --> 00:55:03,160
 Why was he going in the 300?

1926
00:55:03,160 --> 00:55:04,000
 - He talks about his writing.

1927
00:55:04,000 --> 00:55:08,920
 - Like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

1928
00:55:08,920 --> 00:55:11,840
 - Like, you, as we, it's very cliche,

1929
00:55:11,840 --> 00:55:13,960
 but as we get older, like, as you watch this,

1930
00:55:13,960 --> 00:55:16,320
 you're just like, "My God."

1931
00:55:16,320 --> 00:55:20,240
 Like, this isn't just a movie about a man killing a shark.

1932
00:55:20,240 --> 00:55:21,480
 - I mean, they all have some, like,

1933
00:55:21,480 --> 00:55:24,480
 - That's why, like, this holds up so well

1934
00:55:24,480 --> 00:55:26,000
 for so many reasons.

1935
00:55:26,000 --> 00:55:28,960
 - Well, like, Chief Brody obviously has some PTSD

1936
00:55:28,960 --> 00:55:31,880
 of his own from being a cop in New York City, right?

1937
00:55:31,880 --> 00:55:32,720
 And the reason--

1938
00:55:32,720 --> 00:55:33,560
 - Oh, my God.

1939
00:55:33,560 --> 00:55:36,240
 - And the reason that he moved to the island,

1940
00:55:36,240 --> 00:55:38,080
 I mean, he goes on, when he's drunk on the boat

1941
00:55:38,080 --> 00:55:40,000
 with Hooper, he's like, you know, in this town,

1942
00:55:40,000 --> 00:55:41,960
 there's never been a murderer or shooting, like--

1943
00:55:41,960 --> 00:55:43,560
 - He's like, "I wanted to escape all of that."

1944
00:55:43,560 --> 00:55:44,640
 - Right, yeah, so--

1945
00:55:44,640 --> 00:55:46,760
 - I don't give a shit that I'm terrified of water.

1946
00:55:46,760 --> 00:55:47,600
 - Yeah.

1947
00:55:47,600 --> 00:55:48,440
 - This place is safe--

1948
00:55:48,440 --> 00:55:49,280
 - Let's just do this.

1949
00:55:49,280 --> 00:55:51,600
 - And I, yeah, I can just be a cop and make,

1950
00:55:51,600 --> 00:55:53,880
 and one man can make, I can make a difference there

1951
00:55:53,880 --> 00:55:56,280
 where he didn't feel like he was doing it.

1952
00:55:56,280 --> 00:55:57,120
 - I mean, Hooper is--

1953
00:55:57,120 --> 00:55:58,400
 - That's why this movie is probably

1954
00:55:58,400 --> 00:56:00,080
 the best movie of all time.

1955
00:56:00,080 --> 00:56:02,040
 - I would, I would actually kind of, like,

1956
00:56:02,040 --> 00:56:03,440
 I would half agree and half, because, like,

1957
00:56:03,440 --> 00:56:04,800
 there's so many other movies in my head,

1958
00:56:04,800 --> 00:56:07,000
 but I'm like, this is definitely top 10 for me.

1959
00:56:07,000 --> 00:56:07,840
 - It's a very good movie.

1960
00:56:07,840 --> 00:56:08,680
 - Yeah.

1961
00:56:08,680 --> 00:56:09,720
 - Do you guys ever notice all the shooting stars

1962
00:56:09,720 --> 00:56:10,560
 in the background?

1963
00:56:10,560 --> 00:56:11,400
 - Yes.

1964
00:56:11,400 --> 00:56:12,240
 - They're fake.

1965
00:56:12,240 --> 00:56:13,520
 - Of course they're fake.

1966
00:56:13,520 --> 00:56:15,000
 - I didn't want them to be fake.

1967
00:56:15,000 --> 00:56:15,840
 - But I mean, I just--

1968
00:56:15,840 --> 00:56:16,680
 - What did he talk to?

1969
00:56:16,680 --> 00:56:17,520
 - There's two, there's two.

1970
00:56:17,520 --> 00:56:18,360
 - I didn't want them to be fake.

1971
00:56:18,360 --> 00:56:19,560
 - There's at least two, there might be more.

1972
00:56:19,560 --> 00:56:21,200
 - There might be, but there's, so there's the one

1973
00:56:21,200 --> 00:56:23,600
 with the boat in the, like, shoots across,

1974
00:56:23,600 --> 00:56:24,440
 but then there's the one--

1975
00:56:24,440 --> 00:56:25,280
 - One behind Brody.

1976
00:56:25,280 --> 00:56:31,360
 - Yeah, he, when he's trying to, yeah, try to load his gun and--

1977
00:56:31,360 --> 00:56:33,040
 - This is something that nobody ever pointed out to me.

1978
00:56:33,040 --> 00:56:33,880
 I just remember seeing--

1979
00:56:33,880 --> 00:56:36,720
 - My tiny little brain from when I watched this,

1980
00:56:36,720 --> 00:56:39,240
 when I was younger, I wanted all of it to be real.

1981
00:56:39,240 --> 00:56:41,040
 (all laughing)

1982
00:56:41,040 --> 00:56:41,880
 - I mean, Amanda.

1983
00:56:41,880 --> 00:56:43,440
 - Amanda, Amanda, that's a movie.

1984
00:56:43,440 --> 00:56:44,280
 - Sure.

1985
00:56:44,280 --> 00:56:45,120
 - I don't know if it was real.

1986
00:56:45,120 --> 00:56:45,960
 The shark was fake.

1987
00:56:45,960 --> 00:56:47,440
 - What?

1988
00:56:47,440 --> 00:56:49,520
 Brad, stop it, you're killing my version.

1989
00:56:49,520 --> 00:56:50,360
 - That's of the plot.

1990
00:56:50,360 --> 00:56:52,160
 - It was a train shark, yeah.

1991
00:56:52,160 --> 00:56:54,880
 - The shark returns unexpectedly, ramming the boat's hole

1992
00:56:54,880 --> 00:56:55,920
 and disabling the power.

1993
00:56:55,920 --> 00:56:57,960
 The men work through the night, repairing the engine.

1994
00:56:57,960 --> 00:57:00,280
 In the morning, Brody attempts to call the Coast Guard,

1995
00:57:00,280 --> 00:57:03,000
 but Quint, who has become obsessed with killing the shark

1996
00:57:03,000 --> 00:57:05,320
 without outside assistance, smashes the radio.

1997
00:57:05,320 --> 00:57:07,000
 - He's having a psychotic brain.

1998
00:57:07,000 --> 00:57:08,640
 - I was like, you were coming back to Brad's PTSD.

1999
00:57:08,640 --> 00:57:09,480
 - That's absurd.

2000
00:57:09,480 --> 00:57:10,320
 - This is not upset.

2001
00:57:10,320 --> 00:57:12,000
 - After a long chase, Quint harpoons the shark

2002
00:57:12,000 --> 00:57:13,160
 with another barrel.

2003
00:57:13,160 --> 00:57:14,800
 The line is tied to the stern cleats

2004
00:57:14,800 --> 00:57:16,360
 where the shark drags the boat backwards,

2005
00:57:16,360 --> 00:57:18,440
 swamping the deck and flooding the engine compartment.

2006
00:57:18,440 --> 00:57:19,680
 - I do, okay.

2007
00:57:19,680 --> 00:57:20,520
 - One more sentence.

2008
00:57:20,520 --> 00:57:21,360
 - All right.

2009
00:57:21,360 --> 00:57:22,480
 - Two more sentences.

2010
00:57:22,480 --> 00:57:23,920
 Quint prepares to sever the line

2011
00:57:23,920 --> 00:57:28,920
 to prevent the transom from being pulled out of the cleats left,

2012
00:57:28,920 --> 00:57:31,160
 pulled out, but the cleats break off,

2013
00:57:31,160 --> 00:57:33,120
 keeping the barrels attached to the shark.

2014
00:57:33,120 --> 00:57:34,360
 Quint heads towards Shorts,

2015
00:57:34,360 --> 00:57:36,240
 draw the shark into shallow waters,

2016
00:57:36,240 --> 00:57:39,320
 but he overtaxes the damage engine, and it blows up.

2017
00:57:39,320 --> 00:57:40,160
 - All right.

2018
00:57:40,160 --> 00:57:42,320
 There is one mistake in this movie.

2019
00:57:42,320 --> 00:57:44,400
 They fuck up the barrel count.

2020
00:57:44,400 --> 00:57:46,600
 - The barrel count does seem to change a few times.

2021
00:57:46,600 --> 00:57:48,000
 It goes from like two to three, doesn't it?

2022
00:57:48,000 --> 00:57:51,040
 - Well, so, I thought I'd figured that out.

2023
00:57:51,040 --> 00:57:53,360
 - They go, they go out with five, right?

2024
00:57:53,360 --> 00:57:54,200
 - Right.

2025
00:57:54,200 --> 00:57:56,920
 - They put one in them in the very beginning.

2026
00:57:56,920 --> 00:57:57,760
 - Yep.

2027
00:57:57,760 --> 00:58:01,480
 - And then they hook it and they're bringing it back.

2028
00:58:01,480 --> 00:58:05,040
 And then he's, like, they get that one off of them again,

2029
00:58:05,040 --> 00:58:10,040
 'cause that's when, there's a shot of when Hooper puts him,

2030
00:58:10,040 --> 00:58:12,640
 he's putting the barrel back up there,

2031
00:58:12,640 --> 00:58:15,880
 and he's like, "Oh, boys, he's back for his new time feeding."

2032
00:58:15,880 --> 00:58:18,680
 He's putting, and he has the barrel in his hand,

2033
00:58:18,680 --> 00:58:20,640
 so they got one of the barrels back,

2034
00:58:20,640 --> 00:58:23,160
 and then they end up having three on them,

2035
00:58:23,160 --> 00:58:25,800
 but there's only-- - One left on them.

2036
00:58:25,800 --> 00:58:28,720
 - Yeah, the count is messed up in some way.

2037
00:58:28,720 --> 00:58:31,160
 - Okay, I always tried to struggle to figure that out,

2038
00:58:31,160 --> 00:58:32,880
 and I thought I had figured it out as--

2039
00:58:32,880 --> 00:58:36,200
 - I thought so, too, but at one point, he has three on--

2040
00:58:36,200 --> 00:58:37,200
 - I thought that's pulling hair.

2041
00:58:37,200 --> 00:58:38,040
 - I thought that's pulling hair.

2042
00:58:38,040 --> 00:58:38,880
 - I was not just setting it up.

2043
00:58:38,880 --> 00:58:40,760
 - He sure that Hooper wasn't just setting up another barrel,

2044
00:58:40,760 --> 00:58:42,520
 like, getting one ready to be pulled out.

2045
00:58:42,520 --> 00:58:43,600
 - I thought they pulled, no, there's a scene

2046
00:58:43,600 --> 00:58:44,440
 where he's pulling it out.

2047
00:58:44,440 --> 00:58:46,680
 That's when Brody, he's like, "I gotta go make a phone call,"

2048
00:58:46,680 --> 00:58:49,600
 and Hooper is standing there with the barrel, I believe,

2049
00:58:49,600 --> 00:58:51,880
 and pulling it out, although it's out of the water.

2050
00:58:51,880 --> 00:58:53,160
 - Okay. - So it does,

2051
00:58:53,160 --> 00:58:54,200
 I know, the movie's right now.

2052
00:58:54,200 --> 00:58:56,720
 Nevermind, it's not the best movie ever, fuck this.

2053
00:58:56,720 --> 00:58:57,560
 We're done.

2054
00:58:57,560 --> 00:59:01,160
 - There are movies where you're like,

2055
00:59:01,160 --> 00:59:04,560
 he's been shooting for 20 minutes and hasn't reloaded.

2056
00:59:04,560 --> 00:59:07,800
 - Yeah, I know, but I thought last night watch,

2057
00:59:07,800 --> 00:59:09,000
 or the other night when I was watching,

2058
00:59:09,000 --> 00:59:11,320
 I thought, "Oh, no, wait, there is the extra barrel,"

2059
00:59:11,320 --> 00:59:13,200
 but then the count is messed up again,

2060
00:59:13,200 --> 00:59:17,480
 'cause the barrels on the bow of the boat are not the same.

2061
00:59:17,480 --> 00:59:21,040
 So I'm like, yeah, I don't know.

2062
00:59:21,040 --> 00:59:24,200
 I don't wanna, it's still a great movie, you should watch it.

2063
00:59:24,200 --> 00:59:26,880
 - What movie were we watching within the last few months

2064
00:59:26,880 --> 00:59:28,560
 where we realized in watching it

2065
00:59:28,560 --> 00:59:32,200
 that they do the noise with the guns constantly?

2066
00:59:32,200 --> 00:59:34,200
 - Oh, crap. - And I've never noticed it before,

2067
00:59:34,200 --> 00:59:35,880
 and now that I've noticed it, - Oh, no!

2068
00:59:35,880 --> 00:59:37,800
 - It's ruined the movie, - I can't put me on the spot

2069
00:59:37,800 --> 00:59:39,360
 like this, there's people, like, where are we?

2070
00:59:39,360 --> 00:59:41,040
 - Anyway, I don't know how to come back to that,

2071
00:59:41,040 --> 00:59:42,080
 but yeah, I get it.

2072
00:59:42,080 --> 00:59:44,480
 It's like, sometimes something just clicks with you,

2073
00:59:44,480 --> 00:59:46,440
 and it could be the barrels and jaws.

2074
00:59:46,440 --> 00:59:47,280
 - Yeah, you do. - But whatever

2075
00:59:47,280 --> 00:59:49,200
 the other movie was, we realized that,

2076
00:59:49,200 --> 00:59:50,720
 like, through the whole damn movie,

2077
00:59:50,720 --> 00:59:52,400
 they're doing the, you know, the reload thing

2078
00:59:52,400 --> 00:59:54,320
 that you still have to do all the time.

2079
00:59:54,320 --> 00:59:56,280
 - You know what movie doesn't fuck with that?

2080
00:59:56,280 --> 00:59:57,120
 - What?

2081
00:59:57,120 --> 01:00:00,720
 - The one with Samuel L. Jackson

2082
01:00:00,720 --> 01:00:05,640
 and your favorite scene with Kingsman.

2083
01:00:05,640 --> 01:00:08,440
 - Oh, I was like, what the hell are you talking about, okay?

2084
01:00:08,440 --> 01:00:09,960
 - Kingsman, when he's in the church,

2085
01:00:09,960 --> 01:00:13,280
 they actually, if you stop and do frame by frame,

2086
01:00:13,280 --> 01:00:14,800
 - Yeah, he reloads every single time.

2087
01:00:14,800 --> 01:00:16,320
 - He reloads every single time he leads to it.

2088
01:00:16,320 --> 01:00:19,280
 - I mean, what's better than a huge shoot out of the church?

2089
01:00:19,280 --> 01:00:21,840
 - With free bird. - With free bird, right?

2090
01:00:21,840 --> 01:00:22,680
 - Yeah. - So.

2091
01:00:22,680 --> 01:00:23,520
 - Are there any doves?

2092
01:00:23,520 --> 01:00:27,200
 Is it a John Woo or a Nax skin out?

2093
01:00:27,200 --> 01:00:29,480
 - So, all right, so we're at the last paragraph of this,

2094
01:00:29,480 --> 01:00:31,520
 as usual whacking Wikipedia.

2095
01:00:31,520 --> 01:00:33,320
 - One hour three of us, right?

2096
01:00:33,320 --> 01:00:34,160
 - So here we go.

2097
01:00:34,160 --> 01:00:35,240
 Here's the end. - All right.

2098
01:00:35,240 --> 01:00:37,200
 - In case anybody hasn't seen it.

2099
01:00:37,200 --> 01:00:38,640
 - The shark wins. - Yeah, the shark wins.

2100
01:00:38,640 --> 01:00:39,920
 (laughing)

2101
01:00:39,920 --> 01:00:41,800
 As the orc has slowly sinks,

2102
01:00:41,800 --> 01:00:43,720
 the trio attempts a riskier approach.

2103
01:00:43,720 --> 01:00:46,040
 Hooper enters the water in a shark-proof cage,

2104
01:00:46,040 --> 01:00:49,240
 intending to lethally inject the shark with Strick 9.

2105
01:00:49,240 --> 01:00:50,920
 Using a hypodermic spear,

2106
01:00:50,920 --> 01:00:51,960
 the shark attacks the cage,

2107
01:00:51,960 --> 01:00:53,200
 causing Hooper to drop the spear,

2108
01:00:53,200 --> 01:00:54,700
 which sinks and is lost.

2109
01:00:54,700 --> 01:00:57,280
 While the shark thrashes and the tangle remains of the cage,

2110
01:00:57,280 --> 01:00:59,800
 Hooper manages to escape to the seabed.

2111
01:00:59,800 --> 01:01:02,120
 Shark breaks free and leaps onto the boat,

2112
01:01:02,120 --> 01:01:04,400
 devouring Quint in the process.

2113
01:01:04,400 --> 01:01:05,920
 Trapped on the sinking vessel,

2114
01:01:05,920 --> 01:01:07,680
 Brody shoves a pressurized scuba tank

2115
01:01:07,680 --> 01:01:10,720
 into the shark's mouth and climbs onto the crow's nest.

2116
01:01:10,720 --> 01:01:12,680
 Using Quint's rifle, he shoots the tank,

2117
01:01:12,680 --> 01:01:14,960
 which explodes and obliterates the shark.

2118
01:01:14,960 --> 01:01:17,240
 Hooper surfaces, and he and Brody paddle back

2119
01:01:17,240 --> 01:01:20,240
 to Emedy Island clinging to the remaining barrels.

2120
01:01:20,240 --> 01:01:22,600
 - So you guys are familiar in movie terms,

2121
01:01:22,600 --> 01:01:24,400
 like the term McGuffin.

2122
01:01:24,400 --> 01:01:26,600
 - It sounds familiar, but--

2123
01:01:26,600 --> 01:01:27,520
 - McGuffin is basically,

2124
01:01:27,520 --> 01:01:29,840
 it's a plot device that is going to be used later on

2125
01:01:29,840 --> 01:01:33,680
 in a movie that is going to somehow help--

2126
01:01:33,680 --> 01:01:34,520
 - You screw around with these tanks,

2127
01:01:34,520 --> 01:01:35,360
 you're gonna blow up.

2128
01:01:35,360 --> 01:01:38,640
 - Right, so obviously the tanks are the McGuffin in that,

2129
01:01:38,640 --> 01:01:42,640
 like they are, but the way they do it is so subtle.

2130
01:01:42,640 --> 01:01:45,120
 Like, yeah, like, I don't know, at least to me it's still--

2131
01:01:45,120 --> 01:01:47,520
 - The thrusters proved it couldn't be done.

2132
01:01:47,520 --> 01:01:48,360
 - It couldn't be?

2133
01:01:48,360 --> 01:01:51,280
 - The tank wouldn't blow up that one.

2134
01:01:51,280 --> 01:01:52,600
 - It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter.

2135
01:01:52,600 --> 01:01:53,440
 - It doesn't matter, but--

2136
01:01:53,440 --> 01:01:55,800
 - It's still a movie, yeah, all right, fine, whatever.

2137
01:01:55,800 --> 01:02:00,720
 I mean, the fact that the shark eats everything else,

2138
01:02:00,720 --> 01:02:03,800
 and how does Brody know that tank is still on his mouth?

2139
01:02:03,800 --> 01:02:06,320
 That hit from 100 yards away,

2140
01:02:06,320 --> 01:02:08,000
 he sees it swimming in the murky water.

2141
01:02:08,000 --> 01:02:11,520
 - Then he comes in, he throws it in, but why--

2142
01:02:11,520 --> 01:02:13,160
 - That's the way, that's when he throws it in--

2143
01:02:13,160 --> 01:02:16,360
 - Yeah, why wouldn't he think it's still hanging out

2144
01:02:16,360 --> 01:02:17,360
 on the side of his mouth?

2145
01:02:17,360 --> 01:02:18,480
 - Right, yeah, that's a good point.

2146
01:02:18,480 --> 01:02:20,040
 - Because why he talks at it out?

2147
01:02:20,040 --> 01:02:21,640
 - They talk about how they swim along

2148
01:02:21,640 --> 01:02:23,760
 and just eat trash earlier.

2149
01:02:23,760 --> 01:02:25,080
 - Yeah, but he doesn't sleep.

2150
01:02:25,080 --> 01:02:26,720
 - He never really could see it out.

2151
01:02:26,720 --> 01:02:28,360
 - Yeah, but he plans on shooting.

2152
01:02:28,360 --> 01:02:29,400
 - That's probably just his vision.

2153
01:02:29,400 --> 01:02:31,160
 - Maybe, yeah.

2154
01:02:31,160 --> 01:02:32,160
 - I can't see it-- - He's sure.

2155
01:02:32,160 --> 01:02:33,000
 - Anyway.

2156
01:02:33,000 --> 01:02:33,840
 - I can't see it, I'm not--

2157
01:02:33,840 --> 01:02:36,680
 - I'm not close, but I know.

2158
01:02:36,680 --> 01:02:38,400
 - Yeah, but I'm out saying, like, that's--

2159
01:02:38,400 --> 01:02:40,800
 - I didn't realize it was struck in the eye.

2160
01:02:40,800 --> 01:02:43,400
 - I didn't either, it may not be, that's just what it says.

2161
01:02:43,400 --> 01:02:44,240
 - I thought it's like a head.

2162
01:02:44,240 --> 01:02:46,240
 - Exactly, in my hands, that's what I thought it was.

2163
01:02:46,240 --> 01:02:48,000
 - He said something like, if 20 cc's of this,

2164
01:02:48,000 --> 01:02:50,040
 we'll find it, I can kill it.

2165
01:02:50,040 --> 01:02:51,400
 - You know what, I think he doesn't do it again,

2166
01:02:51,400 --> 01:02:52,840
 he probably says, "Strick nine," but he says--

2167
01:02:52,840 --> 01:02:55,160
 - I don't know, they do show him,

2168
01:02:55,160 --> 01:02:58,120
 they show the vial in him extracting it with the needle,

2169
01:02:58,120 --> 01:02:59,320
 'cause remember the one point, it's like,

2170
01:02:59,320 --> 01:03:01,280
 "You're gonna get this tiny little needle for you."

2171
01:03:01,280 --> 01:03:02,440
 - He was like, "Yeah."

2172
01:03:02,440 --> 01:03:03,720
 - You know, I can't do that, but I was like,

2173
01:03:03,720 --> 01:03:05,800
 "But you also have a harpoon, you can do what you're in it."

2174
01:03:05,800 --> 01:03:07,440
 'Cause he then takes the syringe

2175
01:03:07,440 --> 01:03:10,840
 and dumps it into the harpoon, but that part underwater

2176
01:03:10,840 --> 01:03:14,160
 is pretty good too, but it is a little mighty python-ish.

2177
01:03:14,160 --> 01:03:16,960
 It's like, he sees the shark, it's like the,

2178
01:03:16,960 --> 01:03:17,800
 it's from--

2179
01:03:17,800 --> 01:03:19,480
 - Oh, the night from Holy Grail.

2180
01:03:19,480 --> 01:03:21,600
 - Holy Grail, it's like, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do,

2181
01:03:21,600 --> 01:03:24,080
 just like, and then look at it, it's done, do, do, do, do,

2182
01:03:24,080 --> 01:03:26,200
 and then also the shark hits him in the back.

2183
01:03:26,200 --> 01:03:27,880
 - Yeah, like, whoa.

2184
01:03:27,880 --> 01:03:29,960
 - But I think, I don't know, when did Holy Grail come out?

2185
01:03:29,960 --> 01:03:31,080
 Was that before this or before?

2186
01:03:31,080 --> 01:03:31,920
 - It has to have that.

2187
01:03:31,920 --> 01:03:34,480
 - Yeah, actually, God, that's a good question, it's close.

2188
01:03:34,480 --> 01:03:36,200
 I don't think they stole it from Holy Grail.

2189
01:03:36,200 --> 01:03:40,360
 - I don't think they were going for a Holy Grail shark homage.

2190
01:03:40,360 --> 01:03:42,640
 - Yeah, the jaws was trying to, like,

2191
01:03:42,640 --> 01:03:44,880
 we're trying to channel that.

2192
01:03:44,880 --> 01:03:46,240
 - Oh, so nice.

2193
01:03:46,240 --> 01:03:47,880
 - Yeah, I don't think they would try to channel

2194
01:03:47,880 --> 01:03:49,640
 a Holy Grail though.

2195
01:03:49,640 --> 01:03:51,120
 - So yeah, I mean, I would say that jaws

2196
01:03:51,120 --> 01:03:52,520
 is a really, really good movie.

2197
01:03:52,520 --> 01:03:54,200
 It's not perfect by any means, I mean,

2198
01:03:54,200 --> 01:03:55,920
 the special effects are good, but, you know,

2199
01:03:55,920 --> 01:03:58,720
 you can tell, like, the shark's jaw isn't quite right,

2200
01:03:58,720 --> 01:04:02,120
 and the way it jumps up on the boat at the end is a little--

2201
01:04:02,120 --> 01:04:04,800
 - Well, at the, my whole issue, at the very end,

2202
01:04:04,800 --> 01:04:09,800
 was that they turn this shark, which, it's a shark.

2203
01:04:09,800 --> 01:04:13,600
 At the end of the day, he was just doing what sharks do.

2204
01:04:13,600 --> 01:04:14,960
 Yeah, and they--

2205
01:04:14,960 --> 01:04:15,840
 - Sharks got a shark.

2206
01:04:15,840 --> 01:04:18,200
 - Right, but they kind of turned it into, like, you know,

2207
01:04:18,200 --> 01:04:19,920
 he's going after them on the boat,

2208
01:04:19,920 --> 01:04:21,400
 but again, if they hadn't done that,

2209
01:04:21,400 --> 01:04:22,680
 it wouldn't have been a great movie.

2210
01:04:22,680 --> 01:04:24,320
 - Yeah, no, but okay.

2211
01:04:24,320 --> 01:04:27,680
 - But I did just listen to another podcast

2212
01:04:27,680 --> 01:04:31,880
 about a whaling vessel where the whale attacked the boat,

2213
01:04:31,880 --> 01:04:32,720
 so maybe the shark--

2214
01:04:32,720 --> 01:04:34,320
 - We used the inspiration for movie day.

2215
01:04:34,320 --> 01:04:36,280
 - Right, so I mean, maybe--

2216
01:04:36,280 --> 01:04:37,280
 - But it doesn't be proven that whales

2217
01:04:37,280 --> 01:04:38,400
 are way smarter than sharks.

2218
01:04:38,400 --> 01:04:40,200
 - Sure, it's a mammal versus the, yes.

2219
01:04:40,200 --> 01:04:41,960
 Yeah, versus the fish, but--

2220
01:04:41,960 --> 01:04:43,360
 - Yeah, I mean--

2221
01:04:43,360 --> 01:04:46,360
 - But, but still, but you, I mean, it's not,

2222
01:04:46,360 --> 01:04:48,800
 it's the whole Jersey Shore one.

2223
01:04:48,800 --> 01:04:50,640
 They were like, they basically kind of,

2224
01:04:50,640 --> 01:04:52,920
 some scientists think, well, it's just a fucked up shark.

2225
01:04:52,920 --> 01:04:54,120
 That's why I was doing what I was doing.

2226
01:04:54,120 --> 01:04:54,960
 - Right, right.

2227
01:04:54,960 --> 01:04:55,800
 - Like, so, I mean--

2228
01:04:55,800 --> 01:04:57,440
 - Most sharks would not do this, however, you know.

2229
01:04:57,440 --> 01:04:59,880
 - However, most humans don't kill 30 people,

2230
01:04:59,880 --> 01:05:01,200
 but there are cereal kind of.

2231
01:05:01,200 --> 01:05:02,040
 - Yeah.

2232
01:05:02,040 --> 01:05:03,360
 - Yeah, but to have one shark that just kind of--

2233
01:05:03,360 --> 01:05:04,640
 - Is there a real killer shark?

2234
01:05:04,640 --> 01:05:06,080
 - Yes.

2235
01:05:06,080 --> 01:05:06,920
 - Sorry.

2236
01:05:06,920 --> 01:05:09,200
 - I do, like another flaw I just noticed

2237
01:05:09,200 --> 01:05:11,520
 the other night watching this is when they are

2238
01:05:11,520 --> 01:05:12,880
 after they tell the great story

2239
01:05:12,880 --> 01:05:14,720
 and they do the scar thing and all that,

2240
01:05:14,720 --> 01:05:17,840
 and they, it's when the shark starts hitting the boat,

2241
01:05:17,840 --> 01:05:20,000
 like, how many fucking times they're raving in that boat?

2242
01:05:20,000 --> 01:05:21,920
 Like, it's like--

2243
01:05:21,920 --> 01:05:23,680
 - I even wondered, how did it, how did it hit it?

2244
01:05:23,680 --> 01:05:24,520
 Did it hit it with--

2245
01:05:24,520 --> 01:05:25,360
 - Why, yeah.

2246
01:05:25,360 --> 01:05:26,200
 - Yeah.

2247
01:05:26,200 --> 01:05:27,200
 - Slapping it with a tail.

2248
01:05:27,200 --> 01:05:28,040
 - Slapping it with a tail.

2249
01:05:28,040 --> 01:05:28,880
 - Did it hit it with, because the tail

2250
01:05:28,880 --> 01:05:30,720
 is the most powerful part and did it do the right thing.

2251
01:05:30,720 --> 01:05:31,560
 - Yeah.

2252
01:05:31,560 --> 01:05:32,400
 - I mean, there's a lot, but--

2253
01:05:32,400 --> 01:05:33,240
 - No.

2254
01:05:33,240 --> 01:05:36,680
 - But then again, I do, there's a great quote

2255
01:05:36,680 --> 01:05:38,440
 from Steven Spielberg, director of this.

2256
01:05:38,440 --> 01:05:40,400
 Not talking about this, but talking about movies in general.

2257
01:05:40,400 --> 01:05:42,600
 And he's like, if people are answering these,

2258
01:05:42,600 --> 01:05:44,000
 or asking these kinds of questions

2259
01:05:44,000 --> 01:05:45,160
 while they're watching the movie,

2260
01:05:45,160 --> 01:05:46,520
 then we didn't do our job, right?

2261
01:05:46,520 --> 01:05:47,360
 - Yeah.

2262
01:05:47,360 --> 01:05:49,200
 - And he's, I mean, I've watched, like I said,

2263
01:05:49,200 --> 01:05:51,880
 I've watched this movie at least 75 times.

2264
01:05:51,880 --> 01:05:55,080
 So, I mean, I am nitpicking on some stuff, but--

2265
01:05:55,080 --> 01:05:56,960
 - But it's kind of awesome that we've watched it

2266
01:05:56,960 --> 01:05:57,800
 this many times.

2267
01:05:57,800 --> 01:05:58,880
 - No, I will watch it, yeah.

2268
01:05:58,880 --> 01:05:59,720
 - Wait a minute.

2269
01:05:59,720 --> 01:06:00,560
 What about this?

2270
01:06:00,560 --> 01:06:01,400
 - Yeah.

2271
01:06:01,400 --> 01:06:04,840
 - Like the other night, there's a new thing,

2272
01:06:04,840 --> 01:06:08,320
 like with the barrels, I just didn't put together,

2273
01:06:08,320 --> 01:06:10,480
 there is a scene of Hooper bringing the one barrel

2274
01:06:10,480 --> 01:06:13,120
 back onto the boat, and then he is putting it back,

2275
01:06:13,120 --> 01:06:16,280
 he's up on top of the bow, just about to put it back in,

2276
01:06:16,280 --> 01:06:18,920
 when he's like, oh boys, he's back for his new time.

2277
01:06:18,920 --> 01:06:21,240
 - What about the scene where the barrel flies past Hooper

2278
01:06:21,240 --> 01:06:22,080
 nearly hits him?

2279
01:06:22,080 --> 01:06:22,920
 Is that that same barrel?

2280
01:06:22,920 --> 01:06:24,800
 - That's when, no, that's when Quinn puts the third one on,

2281
01:06:24,800 --> 01:06:27,040
 they have the two that are tied to the cleats.

2282
01:06:27,040 --> 01:06:27,880
 - Yeah.

2283
01:06:27,880 --> 01:06:29,640
 - And then that's the third one coming at,

2284
01:06:29,640 --> 01:06:31,040
 because the sharks, that's another one.

2285
01:06:31,040 --> 01:06:34,200
 The sharks running, but it wouldn't be able to run,

2286
01:06:34,200 --> 01:06:37,880
 like it wouldn't, anyway, I'm not gonna get too much

2287
01:06:37,880 --> 01:06:40,360
 into rope length, and--

2288
01:06:40,360 --> 01:06:41,200
 (laughs)

2289
01:06:41,200 --> 01:06:44,560
 - So one of my biggest issues, it is not really an issue,

2290
01:06:44,560 --> 01:06:48,560
 but it's like, you question it, was the Fourth of July scene.

2291
01:06:48,560 --> 01:06:50,600
 Remember, I mentioned this last night,

2292
01:06:50,600 --> 01:06:54,000
 where it was literally what, a day or two before,

2293
01:06:54,000 --> 01:06:57,880
 Alex, that little boy gets eaten,

2294
01:06:57,880 --> 01:06:59,480
 and the locals that were on the beach,

2295
01:06:59,480 --> 01:07:02,200
 see this little boy get eaten by the shark.

2296
01:07:02,200 --> 01:07:04,560
 And then, a day or two later,

2297
01:07:04,560 --> 01:07:06,800
 these same locals are on the beach.

2298
01:07:06,800 --> 01:07:07,640
 - Well, nobody--

2299
01:07:07,640 --> 01:07:08,920
 - And they are encouraged them to go to the beach,

2300
01:07:08,920 --> 01:07:10,240
 and they are in--

2301
01:07:10,240 --> 01:07:11,960
 - Have you met the American population?

2302
01:07:11,960 --> 01:07:15,080
 - Well, this could segue into the whole allegory

2303
01:07:15,080 --> 01:07:17,640
 that we were talking about where we were just at.

2304
01:07:17,640 --> 01:07:19,040
 But--

2305
01:07:19,040 --> 01:07:20,640
 - Can I throw my Brad fact in,

2306
01:07:20,640 --> 01:07:23,480
 and then we can go and dissect the United States?

2307
01:07:23,480 --> 01:07:25,800
 My Brad fact is that--

2308
01:07:25,800 --> 01:07:27,340
 - That's somebody outside.

2309
01:07:28,400 --> 01:07:31,120
 - Sorry, my dog is barking at somebody outside upstairs.

2310
01:07:31,120 --> 01:07:33,920
 - Like, four decades after the film was released.

2311
01:07:33,920 --> 01:07:34,760
 - How many?

2312
01:07:34,760 --> 01:07:35,760
 - A couple of decades.

2313
01:07:35,760 --> 01:07:37,800
 There's nothing specific.

2314
01:07:37,800 --> 01:07:39,520
 - I assume couples too, 20?

2315
01:07:39,520 --> 01:07:40,960
 Okay, 20 years, let's go.

2316
01:07:40,960 --> 01:07:45,160
 - The woman Lee Fierro, the play Mrs. Kittner,

2317
01:07:45,160 --> 01:07:48,560
 she walked into a seafood restaurant,

2318
01:07:48,560 --> 01:07:51,040
 and noticed that the menu had a sandwich called

2319
01:07:51,040 --> 01:07:53,020
 the Alex Kittner sandwich.

2320
01:07:53,020 --> 01:07:55,840
 The actress that played, yeah, okay,

2321
01:07:55,840 --> 01:07:57,160
 so I just wanted to show you.

2322
01:07:57,160 --> 01:07:58,640
 - Oh, wow.

2323
01:07:58,640 --> 01:08:02,280
 She was like, that's, wow.

2324
01:08:02,280 --> 01:08:06,920
 Okay, I played his mother in a movie, and--

2325
01:08:06,920 --> 01:08:11,000
 - She was in a local, like, a theater troupe up there, yeah.

2326
01:08:11,000 --> 01:08:13,120
 - The owner of the restaurant actually ran out

2327
01:08:13,120 --> 01:08:15,080
 to meet her, and was like, oh my God,

2328
01:08:15,080 --> 01:08:18,960
 like, you're like, this is Alex Kittner,

2329
01:08:18,960 --> 01:08:20,840
 I don't know what her actual name was.

2330
01:08:20,840 --> 01:08:25,840
 And he was like, my name is Jeffrey Voorhees,

2331
01:08:26,200 --> 01:08:29,120
 and I played your son in the movie.

2332
01:08:29,120 --> 01:08:32,320
 He owned the restaurant that created the Alex Kittner

2333
01:08:32,320 --> 01:08:36,000
 sandwich that she had bought into my brad fact.

2334
01:08:36,000 --> 01:08:39,480
 - Her name is Lee Fierro, and yeah, Jeffrey Voorhees.

2335
01:08:39,480 --> 01:08:41,720
 - Voorhees, like, Jason Voorhees.

2336
01:08:41,720 --> 01:08:42,560
 - Jason Voorhees.

2337
01:08:42,560 --> 01:08:43,400
 - Jason Voorhees, brother.

2338
01:08:43,400 --> 01:08:45,980
 - Right, so that's my brad fact.

2339
01:08:45,980 --> 01:08:50,480
 It's not child's sacrifice, but there's some--

2340
01:08:50,480 --> 01:08:52,320
 - A little homage to the child's hair.

2341
01:08:52,320 --> 01:08:53,160
 - But there's also some--

2342
01:08:53,160 --> 01:08:54,160
 - What was the sandwich, is it, right?

2343
01:08:54,160 --> 01:08:56,520
 It's called the Alex Kittner sandwich.

2344
01:08:56,520 --> 01:08:57,400
 - I know, but what was it?

2345
01:08:57,400 --> 01:08:58,240
 What kind of sandwich?

2346
01:08:58,240 --> 01:08:59,720
 - I didn't, I will find that.

2347
01:08:59,720 --> 01:09:01,480
 - Was it shark, I gotta hope it was shark.

2348
01:09:01,480 --> 01:09:02,320
 Who was like a shark?

2349
01:09:02,320 --> 01:09:03,240
 - It's not shark, it can't be shark.

2350
01:09:03,240 --> 01:09:04,600
 - Oh, it was a little kid.

2351
01:09:04,600 --> 01:09:06,720
 (laughing)

2352
01:09:06,720 --> 01:09:07,560
 - That would be wrong.

2353
01:09:07,560 --> 01:09:08,520
 - Was it boobies?

2354
01:09:08,520 --> 01:09:11,280
 Because if we're gonna follow her brad facts.

2355
01:09:11,280 --> 01:09:12,120
 (laughing)

2356
01:09:12,120 --> 01:09:12,960
 So anyway--

2357
01:09:12,960 --> 01:09:15,760
 - I think she died of COVID back, Leah.

2358
01:09:15,760 --> 01:09:16,600
 - Oh, really?

2359
01:09:16,600 --> 01:09:18,520
 - Yeah, like last year, I believe.

2360
01:09:18,520 --> 01:09:22,360
 - Oh, yeah, so anyway, that was my,

2361
01:09:22,360 --> 01:09:23,200
 I couldn't do that.

2362
01:09:23,200 --> 01:09:24,320
 - April, April 5th.

2363
01:09:24,320 --> 01:09:27,400
 - That was the best I could do for boobies,

2364
01:09:27,400 --> 01:09:28,760
 child sacrifice for--

2365
01:09:28,760 --> 01:09:29,920
 - Who's 91?

2366
01:09:29,920 --> 01:09:33,040
 - Oh, well, hopefully she passed away from--

2367
01:09:33,040 --> 01:09:36,120
 - That's interesting, so in the novel,

2368
01:09:36,120 --> 01:09:39,920
 in the novel, Quint dies, Hooper dies.

2369
01:09:39,920 --> 01:09:44,520
 But the way the shark dies is it just,

2370
01:09:44,520 --> 01:09:47,120
 it's like it's harpooned and everything,

2371
01:09:47,120 --> 01:09:49,800
 and it quints kind of tangled up in all the lines,

2372
01:09:49,800 --> 01:09:53,000
 and they're both synced together like Moby Dick.

2373
01:09:53,000 --> 01:09:55,720
 Remember, Captain is a Captain, Ahab.

2374
01:09:55,720 --> 01:09:57,720
 He's like tied to the whale at the end.

2375
01:09:57,720 --> 01:10:01,960
 So it's a different death,

2376
01:10:01,960 --> 01:10:04,440
 and Hooper doesn't survive.

2377
01:10:04,440 --> 01:10:06,120
 - How does Hooper die, does he?

2378
01:10:06,120 --> 01:10:08,640
 - I think he gets killed by the cage.

2379
01:10:08,640 --> 01:10:11,080
 - Yeah, that's why it was called the Wharf Cub.

2380
01:10:11,080 --> 01:10:14,280
 - Yeah, kills Hooper after he attacks the cage.

2381
01:10:14,280 --> 01:10:15,680
 - Sorry.

2382
01:10:15,680 --> 01:10:16,880
 - No, so yeah, she did die,

2383
01:10:16,880 --> 01:10:21,000
 the actress to die of COVID in April and last year.

2384
01:10:23,040 --> 01:10:25,040
 - Oh, no, another fact I had was,

2385
01:10:25,040 --> 01:10:27,720
 oh, so there's a scene, speaking of Moby Dick,

2386
01:10:27,720 --> 01:10:30,000
 there's a scene when you first meet Quint,

2387
01:10:30,000 --> 01:10:33,400
 where he's apparently in a movie theater,

2388
01:10:33,400 --> 01:10:34,800
 and Moby Dick is playing,

2389
01:10:34,800 --> 01:10:37,600
 and he gets up and has some sort of tirade,

2390
01:10:37,600 --> 01:10:38,960
 and that was cut from the film

2391
01:10:38,960 --> 01:10:43,720
 because they could not get the rights to Moby Dick,

2392
01:10:43,720 --> 01:10:47,000
 who was owned by, who plays Captain, Ahab,

2393
01:10:47,000 --> 01:10:48,160
 and it's a--

2394
01:10:48,160 --> 01:10:49,000
 - Gregory Peck.

2395
01:10:49,000 --> 01:10:50,760
 - Yeah, he owned the rights

2396
01:10:50,760 --> 01:10:54,240
 if he would not release it to the movie, so, yeah.

2397
01:10:54,240 --> 01:10:55,080
 - I hate it with that.

2398
01:10:55,080 --> 01:10:56,480
 Or I mean, part of it's like--

2399
01:10:56,480 --> 01:10:58,000
 - I don't know, I don't know if I want to see Quint,

2400
01:10:58,000 --> 01:10:59,200
 like having some sort of,

2401
01:10:59,200 --> 01:11:04,240
 Robert De Niro and Cape Fear, like bullshit, like, yeah,

2402
01:11:04,240 --> 01:11:05,680
 yeah, I don't want to see that before.

2403
01:11:05,680 --> 01:11:07,640
 - I can see how this would work in the book,

2404
01:11:07,640 --> 01:11:09,160
 but why they didn't do this in the movie,

2405
01:11:09,160 --> 01:11:11,040
 'cause obviously the movie shark blowing up

2406
01:11:11,040 --> 01:11:12,800
 is a lot more satisfying,

2407
01:11:12,800 --> 01:11:14,480
 but apparently in the book,

2408
01:11:14,480 --> 01:11:16,480
 it's swimming towards Brody,

2409
01:11:16,480 --> 01:11:18,800
 and Quint's like dead, and Hooper's dead,

2410
01:11:18,800 --> 01:11:21,120
 and he closes his eyes, just waiting to die,

2411
01:11:21,120 --> 01:11:22,600
 just as the shark gets to him,

2412
01:11:22,600 --> 01:11:26,000
 it just succumbs to its wounds, and like rolls over at six.

2413
01:11:26,000 --> 01:11:26,840
 - Ah!

2414
01:11:26,840 --> 01:11:29,800
 - Just, and it swims back to shore alone,

2415
01:11:29,800 --> 01:11:33,000
 which is almost creepier in some ways,

2416
01:11:33,000 --> 01:11:34,440
 but I can see why they wouldn't do that.

2417
01:11:34,440 --> 01:11:35,440
 - Yeah, well, 'cause you're like,

2418
01:11:35,440 --> 01:11:36,280
 is he gonna get eaten?

2419
01:11:36,280 --> 01:11:39,000
 Yeah, you'd have to, I don't know.

2420
01:11:39,000 --> 01:11:44,000
 Yeah, that's, we missed the part where they have the meeting,

2421
01:11:44,000 --> 01:11:47,040
 where they're talking about the beach is gonna be closed,

2422
01:11:47,040 --> 01:11:49,000
 and then there's like, for only 24 hours,

2423
01:11:49,000 --> 01:11:50,680
 and then the one lady can hear the better,

2424
01:11:50,680 --> 01:11:53,280
 24 hours is like three weeks!

2425
01:11:53,280 --> 01:11:54,120
 (laughing)

2426
01:11:54,120 --> 01:11:55,880
 - I always liked the picture on the chalkboard,

2427
01:11:55,880 --> 01:11:56,720
 of the shark mouth.

2428
01:11:56,720 --> 01:11:59,040
 - The shark with the mouth, and then he wins.

2429
01:11:59,040 --> 01:12:00,400
 - Yeah, and then Quint does the,

2430
01:12:00,400 --> 01:12:02,080
 oh, he does the nails on the chalkboard.

2431
01:12:02,080 --> 01:12:04,040
 - And he's got his little like,

2432
01:12:04,040 --> 01:12:04,880
 - Tony?

2433
01:12:04,880 --> 01:12:06,720
 - Yeah, who's this little fishing buddy with him?

2434
01:12:06,720 --> 01:12:07,560
 - Who's this Tony?

2435
01:12:07,560 --> 01:12:08,640
 - What the hell is he eating?

2436
01:12:08,640 --> 01:12:09,480
 - I don't know, look at it.

2437
01:12:09,480 --> 01:12:10,440
 They look delicious.

2438
01:12:10,440 --> 01:12:11,800
 - I know, I don't know what it is.

2439
01:12:11,800 --> 01:12:13,640
 - I know, I know, I always, I was like,

2440
01:12:13,640 --> 01:12:14,480
 - That's the best.

2441
01:12:14,480 --> 01:12:15,520
 - Yeah, I want some of those, I don't know.

2442
01:12:15,520 --> 01:12:17,240
 Whatever he was eating, it was, he was like--

2443
01:12:17,240 --> 01:12:19,720
 - I can't find the content, so the sandwich.

2444
01:12:19,720 --> 01:12:21,880
 - Nah, but anyway, so I guess--

2445
01:12:21,880 --> 01:12:23,880
 - Could be anything we want that, let's make it up.

2446
01:12:23,880 --> 01:12:24,760
 - All right. - I think it's a,

2447
01:12:24,760 --> 01:12:26,800
 I think it's a-- - It's a great movie.

2448
01:12:26,800 --> 01:12:28,040
 - The sandwich. - It's not a perfect movie.

2449
01:12:28,040 --> 01:12:29,800
 - Oh, I thought you were talking about a movie.

2450
01:12:29,800 --> 01:12:30,640
 - I thought we were trying to--

2451
01:12:30,640 --> 01:12:32,920
 - It's not a perfect-- - I was talking about a sandwich.

2452
01:12:32,920 --> 01:12:33,920
 - Thank you.

2453
01:12:33,920 --> 01:12:35,040
 - Well, I was just gonna wrap it up

2454
01:12:35,040 --> 01:12:36,160
 as far as the movie goes.

2455
01:12:36,160 --> 01:12:37,000
 - Okay.

2456
01:12:37,000 --> 01:12:38,560
 - There's no such thing as a perfect movie.

2457
01:12:38,560 --> 01:12:39,720
 This is a really good movie.

2458
01:12:39,720 --> 01:12:41,360
 If you've never seen it, go watch it.

2459
01:12:41,360 --> 01:12:42,200
 - Yeah, we knew it.

2460
01:12:42,200 --> 01:12:46,920
 We knew all that when we started this, but for our Spielberg

2461
01:12:46,920 --> 01:12:48,760
 September, this is a good start-up.

2462
01:12:48,760 --> 01:12:51,680
 - And also for us to get back into this after a year.

2463
01:12:51,680 --> 01:12:53,000
 - Yeah, it was good to get back into this.

2464
01:12:53,000 --> 01:12:55,600
 - It's great, but if you haven't seen Jaws, please see it.

2465
01:12:55,600 --> 01:12:56,440
 - Yeah.

2466
01:12:56,440 --> 01:12:59,160
 - I mean, if you've never seen it, remember, you know,

2467
01:12:59,160 --> 01:13:00,560
 it was made in 1975.

2468
01:13:00,560 --> 01:13:03,200
 It's not gonna hold up to your CGI standards.

2469
01:13:03,200 --> 01:13:04,600
 - Actually, it will, because it's better.

2470
01:13:04,600 --> 01:13:05,440
 - Actually, it will.

2471
01:13:05,440 --> 01:13:07,840
 - I think nautical effects held up--

2472
01:13:07,840 --> 01:13:09,600
 - You ever seen Deep Blue Sea?

2473
01:13:09,600 --> 01:13:12,480
 - Yeah, I think-- - Ooh, shots fired.

2474
01:13:12,480 --> 01:13:14,760
 - Yeah, with CGI sharks, it's fair.

2475
01:13:14,760 --> 01:13:16,360
 - I didn't say CGI sharks are better.

2476
01:13:16,360 --> 01:13:19,920
 I'm just saying that it's obvious in some ways

2477
01:13:19,920 --> 01:13:21,200
 that this is more mechanical.

2478
01:13:21,200 --> 01:13:22,800
 - I think magical effects.

2479
01:13:22,800 --> 01:13:24,840
 - I would say there is no other shark movie

2480
01:13:24,840 --> 01:13:28,040
 that ever holds a candle, because they did it for that.

2481
01:13:28,040 --> 01:13:28,880
 - I agree.

2482
01:13:28,880 --> 01:13:31,720
 - Nobody's, they've been trying since this was, so--

2483
01:13:31,720 --> 01:13:32,840
 - Yeah. - For 40 years.

2484
01:13:32,840 --> 01:13:34,200
 - Yeah. - 45 years now.

2485
01:13:34,200 --> 01:13:36,800
 They've been trying to get this lightning

2486
01:13:36,800 --> 01:13:37,800
 in a bottle again.

2487
01:13:37,800 --> 01:13:38,640
 - Yeah. - Yeah.

2488
01:13:38,640 --> 01:13:40,200
 - It's not, it's just not happening.

2489
01:13:40,200 --> 01:13:42,840
 - See it, see it, if you're, like, I'm not a horror fan.

2490
01:13:42,840 --> 01:13:46,960
 My entire family is, I still love this movie.

2491
01:13:46,960 --> 01:13:47,800
 - Yeah.

2492
01:13:47,800 --> 01:13:49,160
 - It's an adventure movie.

2493
01:13:49,160 --> 01:13:50,560
 - A lot of really good lines.

2494
01:13:50,560 --> 01:13:52,760
 - Yeah, it's very quotable.

2495
01:13:52,760 --> 01:13:53,600
 (laughs)

2496
01:13:53,600 --> 01:13:54,920
 - Definitely watch it when you're at the beach

2497
01:13:54,920 --> 01:13:57,440
 for like a long, two week vacation.

2498
01:13:57,440 --> 01:13:59,440
 - If you don't wanna go to the ocean and your kids do.

2499
01:13:59,440 --> 01:14:01,240
 - The first night, yeah, put it on.

2500
01:14:01,240 --> 01:14:03,400
 You got young kids, make sure you put it on for them to see

2501
01:14:03,400 --> 01:14:05,080
 and tell them this is what could happen,

2502
01:14:05,080 --> 01:14:07,360
 especially you're up in the, you know,

2503
01:14:07,360 --> 01:14:09,440
 New England area around Cape Cod and all that.

2504
01:14:09,440 --> 01:14:11,520
 This is the perfect movie for up there.

2505
01:14:11,520 --> 01:14:13,760
 - It's just, it's just a great movie.

2506
01:14:13,760 --> 01:14:15,760
 Thank you to our special guest.

2507
01:14:15,760 --> 01:14:17,000
 - Well, thank you for having me.

2508
01:14:17,000 --> 01:14:18,680
 - Well, let's, are we gonna, we're gonna vote,

2509
01:14:18,680 --> 01:14:19,720
 does it hold, like?

2510
01:14:19,720 --> 01:14:21,480
 - Oh, I feel like we've always started to hold that.

2511
01:14:21,480 --> 01:14:22,960
 - I don't know. - But, like, yeah.

2512
01:14:22,960 --> 01:14:25,360
 - I can say for official, yeah, just for our.

2513
01:14:25,360 --> 01:14:26,200
 - Okay, official.

2514
01:14:26,200 --> 01:14:28,080
 - We're saying, but two seconds in that it did.

2515
01:14:28,080 --> 01:14:29,600
 You know, like an hour and a half later

2516
01:14:29,600 --> 01:14:30,440
 or whatever. - Yeah, official.

2517
01:14:30,440 --> 01:14:32,680
 - Well, I mean, but I know, but we've done moves before

2518
01:14:32,680 --> 01:14:34,280
 where I said right away, it doesn't hold up,

2519
01:14:34,280 --> 01:14:36,440
 and then we still talk about it, and then we--

2520
01:14:36,440 --> 01:14:38,480
 - I just agreed. - Yeah, just like legend.

2521
01:14:38,480 --> 01:14:41,960
 So we agree four out of three, it holds up.

2522
01:14:41,960 --> 01:14:42,880
 Four out of three.

2523
01:14:42,880 --> 01:14:43,720
 - Yeah.

2524
01:14:43,720 --> 01:14:44,920
 - You get an extra vote.

2525
01:14:44,920 --> 01:14:47,200
 - Wait a minute, that's one of those weird fractions

2526
01:14:47,200 --> 01:14:49,680
 that you have to do like a one, and nevermind.

2527
01:14:49,680 --> 01:14:51,440
 - Yeah, carry the two. - Compound, compound.

2528
01:14:51,440 --> 01:14:52,280
 - Thank you.

2529
01:14:52,280 --> 01:14:54,760
 Something I've forgotten on purpose 'cause, yeah.

2530
01:14:54,760 --> 01:14:57,120
 'Cause I never used it after math class.

2531
01:14:57,120 --> 01:14:59,040
 - We're hopefully gonna do a couple more.

2532
01:14:59,040 --> 01:14:59,880
 See you soon.

