oh my god be nice we're gonna get in some deep dark shit with you brock what's going on
 be nice he was sunshy the duke of hazard to the duke some hazard to do hey everybody
 welcome back to does it hold up the podcast dedicated to potentially ruining your childhood
 and all of your fond memories that happened before mom and dad got divorced but don't
 worry pain don't hurt i'm brock i have a bandit and i'm Brad i still want to be addressed
 as honda loo honda loo yeah this is this is a definitely a honda loo movie i am not gonna
 go by semen anymore that was a one time show one time listener yeah i would agree probably
 too much one time but definitely one time first first time yeah so uh see um this this week and
 first of all apologies to anybody who was just sitting by their phone waiting for this episode
 to drop i've been crazy busy with work and that's why we haven't been around for a couple weeks i
 know that i'm ruining people's lives but i apologize there are three there are three
 things that you can rely on our podcast deaf and taxes and now you've now you fucked one of them
 i do i do i do i do i apologize i thought i thought the third one was covid and then the
 fourth podcast not real Brad sorry we don't you don't have to wear a mask it's all good don't
 be a mask hole that's right if you wear a mask the government is just controlling you so don't be
 a stooge or a pop christ so anyway so this week where you're fucking masked people where you're
 fucking masked wear a mask so this week we're tackling the 1989 film roadhouse which felt like
 it was filmed in like 1985 and god even earlier oh god i just okay so a little bit of personal
 background on this movie i don't remember if i don't think i ever actually saw this movie when i was
 kid i remember it i don't remember if i ever saw it all the way through i feel like i saw
 bits and pieces of it i don't know if i ever sat down and watched the whole thing and that is my
 secret i know for a fact we did i know for a fact you and i watched it together yes i want to remember
 i saw this movie like 20 times as a kid oh my god i don't think i thought Brad did you have
 anything better to do hey sometimes pain hurts and oh god i don't remember i must have blocked
 it out seriously i do not remember watching it more than once it would come on HBO and i would
 just watch the same Elliot parts and then go do something else it had i don't know it has you know
 i know same Elliot is fantastic at it Wayne Garrett he's great he's the best cooler ever
 it was just not a real thing i but i just remember watching it as a kid and thinking
 how great this movie was this was because i had i had no concept of what a bar was whatever they
 told me this is what a bar was like yeah wait a minute wait a minute so if we watched this movie
 it came out in '89 so let's just assume we watched it in 1990 okay or was it later than that do you
 think it was later than that no i think we saw it probably right away as soon as it came on HBO
 we watched it so you were you you were 15 15 was there an edited version or did we watch like
 no that was one of the reasons i liked it okay seriously oh jeez it's got all the boobies to that
 for Brad it's got it's got boobies it's got like a pseudo like playboy mansion party like this is
 all like it was hitting a lot of adolescent buttons it had some it had some flabby couldn't tell that
 half the boobs were fake it didn't matter so that's true i guess yeah if you didn't really know
 what a bar was and yeah the impromptu playboy party which looked right out of some weird john
 hues movie where he's again saying this is what it's like to be in high school right it was the old
 by holding the party it was very strange okay looking back on it's definitely strange and none
 of it makes sense and the whole fucking thing is crazy but as a kid i thought this is how i was
 like oh i could see this happening yeah there's a small town there's a rich guy there to do so
 this is what it's like in bizuri was it like this for your parents i wonder when they lived in
 bizuri but they moved there in the 90s oh different 80s okay everyone i hit 1990 everything changed yeah
 that's right this is what this was the last hurrah after this it was all grunge and flannel
 and they were they were on uh they were on the other side of the Missouri they were in st louis
 outside st louis this is outside of Kansas city Kansas city yeah Kansas city Missouri folks not
 Kansas city Kansas we're in the United States things football team resides not there
 here's a weird so the town is a real town jasper is a real town that is i think it's south of
 Kansas city Missouri but for whatever reason they were like fuck it we're just gonna film it in
 california who cares you can see the mountains i actually laughed out loud the first time i saw
 the mountains in the background i was like that's not Missouri yeah so i looked it up and somebody
 was like yeah they didn't even give a shit about the mountains and like just give a shit yeah yeah
 there is nothing there because i actually noticed that when he's talking to the bad guy in his house
 and i was like wait a minute those are just hills those are the bluffs yeah yeah so there's a lot of
 that i actually have maybe that's maybe that's what happens when you bring a jc pennies to a little
 town like that and you get mountains as well maybe a photo of that yeah photo of that the
 mountain is probably paid the bad guy i mean everybody else so this is interesting this moving
 when he's like when they finished and the director put together like the movie that he wanted to
 release it was over three hours long so they ended up cutting any sort of character development or
 extra like it's just okay so we did talk about this briefly and we decided to wait for it so one of
 the biggest disappointments i had was i'm watching it for the first time and not the first time
 how about the first time in living memory yeah and i see on the on the credit roll in the beginning
 and Keith David is in the movie and i'm like holy shit he's awesome and then i watched the entire
 movie and realized i never saw Keith David so when i watched it the second time i saw him in the
 background running low he has one line running low on whiskey boss i must have looked away at that
 but then i think i had some stuff where i'm guessing he had like an entire roll cut yeah he did he had
 he there was there was a lot more of him in the movie but it ended up on the cutting room floor because
 the they had the guides at universal or whatever whoever did this um what if we're actually a less
 character development more tit more tits less talking drop the black guy more tits
 so but like the waitress the snarky waitress yeah who disappears in the second half of the movie she
 had a huge role and all of hers ended up on the cutting room floor i remember her as an actress
 yeah i don't know from i can't i did too and i can't she's in another movie and i want to say it feels
 like it's maximum overdrive but it's not she's in another movie like that where this reminds me of
 that one a lot there's a lot of sweaty people in this movie oh there's a lot of sweat yeah and it's
 like i guess it should be sweaty because they're in Missouri but it's also Hollywood it's kind of
 gross i don't know all right now i have a blast from the past for you read i think this is a movie
 that we watched when we were kids that that actress was in called campus man does that ring any bells
 campus man yeah i clicked on it earlier on internet movie database and i was like i think
 well jesus i watched this movie she was in gilmore girls she was in one of those like mid 80s
 comedies that you know revenge on the nerds back to school sort of thing and it sounded familiar
 where it's not ring any bells but okay it's the the basic premise if i'm getting it right is there's
 a guy who want he's in college and he wants to be a businessman but he's struggling to earn money
 so he decides to make an all-male calendar and like sell it to all the girls on campus
 and he gets his best friend to do it because his best friend's a good looking guy i swear to god i've
 seen this movie that sounds it sounds amazing it sounds like i just i read it and i'm just thinking
 i've seen this i'm that sounds very familiar well that actress that that plays carry-in
 as she's in everything like if you name something i bet she's been in apparently she also does like
 actual singing so when she sings in the movie that might have really yeah she's in everything she's
 been a family guy so all right well should we get into the the plot of this movie because the
 wikipedia summary is lacking seriously and uh we're gonna have to definitely beef it up yeah there's
 a lot of things we're gonna need to talk about because there's a lot there was a lot to digest
 in this game movie all right brought go to it shall we let's all right yeah let's do this
 Leroy Jenkins okay all right james dalton yes that james dalton that everybody knows right the
 most famous bouncer america everybody knows is a professional cooler a specialized bouncer with
 a he's not a bouncer guys he's a cooler get your fazzy's nose right it says he's both it says he's
 a specialized bouncer professional cooler which is a specialized bouncer it's a subset apparently
 um he has a mysterious past who is enticed from his job at a club in new york city which new york
 city did anybody else pick up that that was new york city no i didn't only only because
 this license plate says new york city and his medical file says that he went to nyu so i'm just
 assuming that he stayed there it did not look like new york city to me it looked like sester
 but whatever so he's uh he's enticed to leave new york city by this guy frank tillman tillman
 security at his club slash bar the double deuce in jasper three yeah the double deuce deuce um
 tillman plans to invest substantial money into the club to enhance its image and he needs a first
 rate cooler to maintain stability why would you invest that much money at a bar that's exactly
 what i thought it's like you there do something else with your money man this is a this is a
 shithole what are you trying to accomplish well he mentions out used to be a sweet little gig until
 like in the basement i mean what i don't know until until they started having to sweep eyeballs
 off the floor then it turned everything fucking he actually says now it's the kind of place where
 you have to sweep not eyeball but eyeballs off the floor every night what the fuck is going like
 people are getting murdered in this club and you're going to put money into it no you should
 just shut the shit down like this here it's so like it's in the middle of fucking nowhere and that
 people are wearing clothes like they're from the center of mannequin nobody yet but it's so weird
 there's the okay it looks like half the clientele are like what i would imagine a real roadhouse
 out in the middle people are there right where you go to a place there's it's country music
 planning a sawdust on the floor sure but then you have these other women who are all dressed up
 like to the looking very nice for 80s ladies you know they're doing they're making disparaging
 remarks about 80s fashion for women i am i'm going to make the spare spoiler i'm going to make
 disparaging marks about everyone's fashion for this whole fucking move i could smell the hairspray
 through the television do you think that doc or dalton had more hairspray yes okay i would say
 don't prepare these longer let me ask you guys let me ask you guys question what's doc's real name
 Elizabeth all right yes fairly dull dalton never figured that out but you guys did yeah well to see
 all the characters names are named after western cowboys like doc for doc holiday there's all all
 as seriously yeah would you like me to look at it i i read it is there a white
 no i don't know but if you look at it there's weight it's almost like white
 hold on that's that's being white when you're drunk baby oh jesus oh don't try don't try to make
 this movie any more clever than it really is really next time you're going to tell me that the double
 deuce is something in the Shakespeare but i'm saying that that better you was supposed to be doc but
 she didn't have chemistry with patrick swazy and like brad said earlier i don't know if keloland
 should be keloland's didn't either yeah i have a great great keloland story i do too i wonder if
 the same story is it involved build murray yes that was my brad fact oh lord i can't look it to
 that we'll get to that it's a phenomenal story that's what that is anybody's like what's bill
 murray like this is the story yeah so all right so he arrives in jasper dalton you know the dalton
 the dalton uh takes lodging at a local farm owned by emmet maybe the best character in the movie
 hand in control of all bar operations and hiring by tilman dalton attracts attention
 by having a quiet demeanor contrasting with the local tufts no means quote-unquote real car
 is a 1986 mercedes 560 sec i don't know why that amount of detail is in here with the
 instead wisely going about in a used 1965 buick riviera that is repeatedly vandalized by disgruntled
 bar patrons who the fuck i wrote this wikipedia a car guy is this a car guy i think i think a car
 guy got on to that paragraph i love the part in the movie where the guy takes the sharpie
 do do the owner changes it to be awake for it's like call for a fuck right he changes it yeah
 call for a viewing he actually writes be a look with a sharpie
 the best part about that scene is tilman he looked he owns the fucking bar and he looks around is
 like he's doing something wrong looks over shoulder looks around and then pulls out his sharpie and
 fixes it and it's like yeah why are you doing that i mean i have paint and jasper uh so dalton
 though they just have boobs yeah really dalton is soon introduced to local business magnate brad
 wesley who lives in a mansion across the river from emmett was it a river it was a pond it was a pond
 it's a pond i think it's a river i think it is it's just they're on the yeah i i it seems like it's
 a river okay i was a body of water uh wesley appears to have a stranglehold on the town
 little happens without his knowledge and approval in the course of cleaning up the violent nightclub
 dalton dismisses several unruly and corrupt employees some of whom are connected with wesley
 after one particularly violent night where dalton is forced to physically remove wesley's henchmen
 okay so for a knife wound hold on whoa where we can stop going to the hospital for staples
 he strikes up a friendship with dr elizabeth doc clay which develops into a romantic relationship
 yeah there's a lot i'm telling you there's a lot missing from the summary okay all right i don't
 need to know where to begin but like the whole bit where tilman comes in and he's supposed to be like
 this semi rich guy and he comes into the it's the it's as the limo says airport limo like oh i'm like
 a sticker on the side i was like he's supposed to be some fancy couldn't even get a limo for this guy
 he's riding the courtesy shuttle from the airport to uh it's called the bandstand i think is the name
 of the band or the name of the bar that he's working at before that because they slowly scroll down the
 sign that is yeah it's just yeah and then oh we got talked about the fight
 in the very beginning one before i began at the bandstand where the guy kicks a woman in the fucking
 pussy to start the fight did he kick her there he kicked the chair that was high it looks close
 like it's i mean i i yeah okay it could be the chair but it sure looks like he kicked her in the
 pussy yeah yeah i mean it's just i'm sorry i'm sorry vagina i'll be it's okay he kicked her in the crotch
 really yeah yeah but i'm trying to i don't know how that the fight starts like if he's trying to
 proposition you try to pick her up and and he tries to give her a hundred bucks and she's like the
 hell with that and stabs it with a knife and then he gets mad and kicks the chair out from under
 this is a really really rough bar guy no this isn't he nor this is the one he's supposed to
 clean up and there's a fight the night you walk in there should be no fights that's true but see
 if there wasn't a fight then Tillman wouldn't be able to see with his own eyes he already has a
 reputation he's already heard of dalton everybody everybody's heard of dalton that's true Wayne
 Garrett's the best base getting old and dalton is his understanding wait Garrett is the best uh no
 but the other part with that fight is i do like when he's walking through not the fight but he's
 walking when uh uh who's the fancy guy the rich guy fancy guy so Brad Wesley not not not Brad
 Wesley when Tillman's walking through and the way they show that this place is a high class the band
 says is they show someone put a hundred dollar bill down and then they show someone with a gold
 card american's breast gold card and that's how they show wow this place is fancy i missed that
 subtle oh god really or he's like how about some how do you like how about some american express
 talking to the guy here that didn't realize until halfway through the movie that the lead singer in
 the band was blind i did not wait a minute wait a minute and i watched it the second time i figured
 it out so why is he blind is there a reason for it but the actors blind these guys actually
 blind okay and he actually plays those instruments yes that's okay that's and he says not bad for a
 blind white boy he calls him blind right but when he's doing that he's just taking a beer in the face
 and he's wiping his face i thought it was like he was blinded by the beer i thought he was making
 a joke and i didn't realize any just any just holds Patrick Swayze's arm because he likes him so much
 because he can't walk down the stairs with he's going into the cage to say hello to him and he
 tells the other band members he goes he puts his finger to his lip and does the sh because he doesn't
 want anyone here's what them to say his name because then he would know he's there he's been
 blind the beer i'm telling you i thought he had a beer in his eye okay i'm sorry no the smoke gets any
 rise i just i felt like i don't say that because i i absolutely realize okay let me ask you this
 did you not get ahead but are you taking this serious how many other fucking things were you
 doing while you're watching this we're supposed to record a podcast and i don't feel like you're
 going to move at all i have a google doc that i'm looking at this is a job there's a job i get paid
 dick to do yes i was paying attention sorry did you notice the part where the guy was offering to
 fill his chicks tits for 20 bucks yes i know okay and also notice that Patrick Swayze was in this
 movie dalton yes would you do seriously i did not realize until halfway through the deal was
 planned would you offer my tip to send me for 20 bucks adjusted for inflation yes
 would be 20 bucks adjusted for inflation 40 bucks because i looked that up so when he asked when he
 says like five thousand dollars up front five hundred dollars a week that's ten thousand dollars
 up front in today's money a thousand bucks a week it's pretty good so 40 bucks would be enough to
 have somebody fill my tits for you i mean adjusting for inflation yeah all right is that a thousand
 bucks a week no he says five hundred a night doesn't he well sorry sorry a night yeah but it's
 yeah just so where's he coming on all this money the dude has this much money and he's still in
 jasmine a better place oh yeah i move yeah really so yeah that i just i had to look that up i had to
 know like how much is that is that really that's a decent chunk of money definitely could afford
 to pay a little more than a hundred dollars a night for his non-air conditioned shit holding
 dollars a month was it a month yeah he said i have to charge him something or the prize
 materials would go after him i know that and that's a really good one yeah jesus christ if it keeps
 you in the graces of the church yeah that's a great money does that yep that is a great that's a really
 great one that and that whole uh outhouse or the elevator in an outhouse yeah just out of place yeah
 when he's talking about yeah columns or call me stirrers like an yeah an outhouse or an elevator
 an outhouse most of the characters in this were really lame but i would say that emmet had some good
 lines that's sam lee it looked good sam lee it just has to like i don't know read after sous
 and although okay we'll get into that later um all right so that can plot he gets he gets in the
 fight he the guy's like i've heard of you i want to take out what i want to piece of you let's go
 outside to dalton just basically says sure i'll go fight you outside and then just turn turn it goes
 back in that's how they get him out which is no he doesn't know sure and uh but he did get cut so
 this is how you tell how how much of a badass he is he stitched himself up when he's talking to
 Tillman you know yeah do you think kelly lynch actually learned how to do stitches because she
 thought she was actually going to be stitching and then when they she got when they did the hospital
 seeing they handed her a stapler she was pissed oh i get it okay she actually went she actually went
 she went and like studied how to do sutures on somebody she knows she's not a doctor right like
 you're just but she wanted to be able to do it wait i would say this movie when i realized that kelly
 lynch wasn't a doctor did you know she was blind did you know she was blind
 except for the ninja pool cue guy oh well yeah see we're all we're jumping all over
 we can't help it i need to get through some more of a plot here how about we do this how about i
 read through the rest of wikipedia we can kind of jump in here and there but then we can go back
 because i have so many things that are just do it that's a lot to touch on it's a lot to read there's
 a lot to talk about let's just we're still at the we can go through the bars there
 i so at the wikipedia what i forget we were with that does this already talk about uh uh Bradley
 Whitmore and yeah it said he had to strangle hold over the town right glad westly yeah right
 westly whatever is yeah whatever it doesn't uh yeah so in the wikipedia article he's already
 met doc so we're already we're already up to the thing we'll probably the most famous line in the
 entire movie pain don't hurt and then when he gets the sutures he winces because it hurts yes so
 the definition of pain yeah yeah all the philosophy in the world won't make pain not hurt i too i
 do love the fight where he gets stabbed where he is going to get the the guy calls him come on you
 chicken dick what what that's not a fucking thing the actor that said that line came up with that
 himself chicken yeah should i make it rude for dick i know okay well yeah it shouldn't be anything
 nobody calls him on a chicken dick like that's never that's the only time and on this podcast is
 the only time that those those two words were put together maybe that's what mine people say oh maybe
 it is ah and that scene that scene before the fight the guy pulls out the big knife because
 the fucking big guy is so sweaty like overalls on and it is just he has a ring of sweat around
 where his man tits are and all the way around it is just like everyone in this is just sweaty
 to the weird hey is it like um it's like the the master that no the other dirty movie with molly
 ring walls which one space oh space hunter yeah i know this movie was really progressive with
 this use of fat guys i mean there were a lot in this movie i mean there were fat guy thugs and
 fat guy bouncers and i mean i was that was nice i'm saying note to self we need to throw in chicken
 dick at every podcast from here on out and you think that the whole joke about i thought you'd
 be bigger was actually like kind of an in-joke because patrick's wazie was known for not being
 very tall possibly so i looked that up i was trying to figure on according to his wikipedia
 bit you know rip patrick so he said he's five ten i don't believe that i think he's like nine five
 nine and a little over a half so he rounds up maybe no he's five eight maybe he is small he's
 like he is on a he is on an apple box this whole fucking movie yeah there's no way kelly lynch like
 looks like a bear making out with them when they get to that love scene like he is yeah she
 i don't think but um yeah see that's they keep doing that joke but they had a perfect opportunity
 where kelly lynch door after she could have reversed that joke you know and said well i guess i
 don't know how big you are down there or something like that that would have been hilarious Brad it
 would have been hilarious it would have been in in lines of this movie that would work versus
 versus they even they even break the comedy rule of three they i think they use that joke like four
 times in the movie at least three times yeah at least three times yeah because the guy tillman
 says when he first meets him kelly lynch's character says it and one of the other bouncers i think two
 of them do two of them do please one of them it's the waitress says it and no and and actually end the
 the uh brock spoiler the uh the musician's blind he says it too
 i'm sorry hold on my head just exploded what
 the black musician that you forgot was in it yeah no because he can't see him see i thought he wasn't
 blind because he says it as a oh my gosh okay murphy this isn't a comedy okay i took it seriously
 the the director one of the fight seems to be fairly reminiscent of the keystone cops so i think
 it's pretty comical when the guy rips someone else's throat out to kill him come on that's not a thing
 no i actually i think the best thing is when the guy walks in and patrick swayze sorry dalton
 looks and goes right boot and they show the knife blade and it glades
 now here's the notice it here's my thing here's my thing did patrick swayze see that gleam like was
 that in real life is that just a movie thing for us the audience or did that really happen and
 that's how he saw it and how that's how he sees the world that's how he's such a good fooler
 how impractical how impractical is that boot like how many times since he got in that boot
 stuck like on his accelerator like trying to get in the car he trips oh i mean the way he kicks
 patrick swayze he like brings his leg up to his shoulder he tries to he tries to do he tries to do
 the steve of segull straight on kick and patrick swayze because he's so fucking short and you're
 already standing up you get his you're over his head when he kicks he grabs your leg it's like
 fighting a war he does he grabs him and his leg is all in patrick swayze he's shoulder when he
 twists it and drags him out because i know the balance of that man's like flexibility
 maybe i don't know yeah i mean in this he has like there was a lot of excuses like uh just body
 shots in this movie you know patrick swayze doing tai chi the the nude scenes the post-coital scenes
 but the the strip tease thing that the one woman does which is just fake fake fake fake
 tits and grandma panics but she does her yes i like i need i need to know when did women's
 underwear become actual sexy because it wasn't in the 80s that was like was it so like i think
 it was just i mean that was to be back then okay she still looked good like she's no her
 hair is i mean yeah it's big eight is here and all that but her panties or her underwear whatever
 made no that's just not like that no it's like when they when he catches when he catches the uh one
 bouncer on his break having sex with the underage teenager that they led into the club you're my
 regular Saturday night yeah and he pulls up like yeah and he pulls up his whitey tighties after he
 gets caught yeah like that to be right there it's like no what like oh god this is disgusting like
 what the yeah yeah everybody in this movie is gross i mean oh everybody we can get into that later
 okay okay same sam sam sam Elliot as much as i love him in this movie he is a little creepy though
 Amanda yes that's exactly what i mean he has this character it's yeah when they're dancing and he's
 like you know i i wish you were mine or i'd go after you or whatever and i don't know he's there's a
 bit of there's a charming a woman that smart shouldn't have an ass like that is the one that's actually
 walking away i think he was overweight and not sam eliot that would not be charming but i see that's
 the whole thing it's sam Elliot it's the creepiness of that it's still 80s creep it's still 80s creep
 path and a lot of violence towards the women in this there was a lot yeah which i get is supposed
 to be like wow these guys are really bad but i mean they beat the shit out of the one girl at one
 point she's got a black eye right most of the way it's not around yeah Patrick Swayze tries to man
 handle kelly lynch near the end because he feels like they have to leave town i'm like whoa dude
 calm down you're gonna throw it out if you're not careful but yeah i still do i think one of the
 best shots is when they they're trying to establish how which of an asshole uh the main guy that villain
 is rat yeah his first the first thing they say is how he flies his helicopter why he flies the
 helicopter from two miles outside of town into town i don't know why but to any scares he scares
 emics horses right and he's i think he just does that just to piss me off so that's the first thing
 they say to show you how bad he is and do you guys remember the second scene they show you to show
 you how he's swerving down the road in the car what's that listening to uh life will be a dream
 just back and forth oh man you know you know he's evil super rich and evil look at him he's
 driving on both sides of the road and just doesn't give a fuck and that's available for you know
 what i liked is that scene plays and the music's going and Amanda says oh my god is it clue there
 comes professor professor clung oh my god am i gonna get Tim Curry and Sam Elliott in one movie
 yep that's what i thought up to is like oh that's from clue yeah
 but i love that sound uh this is so bad new well in the theaters i don't know if y'all do that i
 like that this movie didn't have any international gross it had 30 million domestic and that was it
 apparently they didn't ship it anywhere what what did it cost to make oh there's a good question
 sorry so while Amanda looks that up i'm gonna read the next paragraph in wikipedia just so we
 can get through the skinger Wesley saw his Dalton to his home in a seemingly innocent attempt to
 make peace but has an ulterior motive Wesley would like Dalton to work for him once he extorts Tillman's
 club he reveals knowledge of Dalton's past by mentioning an incident where Dalton killed a man
 in Memphis Tennessee then claimed self-defense at the trial when Dalton declines Wesley begins an
 assault on Dalton's friends including interfering with liquor deliveries to the double deuce Dalton's
 mentor legendary but aging cooler Wade Garrett arrives in town after a disconcerting phone call
 from Dalton and helps him defend the liquor shipment from Wesley's thugs and he calls it the double
 deuce which is great that's a great it cost 17 million to make oh my god that's for hairspray
 so yeah and the rest was explosions yes i love that if you look for if you go on to internet
 moving database and look at plot keywords of leg spreading having skirt with or having sex with
 skirt hiked up female frontal nudity woman disrobing and wet g string contest a monster truck listed
 because that's something i was talking to Amanda about earlier Brad i feel like in a lot of ways
 roadhouse is a movie that was made by somebody who thought they knew what the 80s were like but
 they did the year 2000 there's a monster truck driven by ties this is all said that has a scene
 where it crushes cars i mean jesus what what who thought that was okay all of the keywords are
 like female nudity awesome martial arts bear breasts creamy legs nipples visible through clothing
 jesus bear butt all right i don't see monster truck honey i'm disappointed i was oh wait no there
 is monster truck there you go which apparently that was the bigfoot it is the bigfoot
 yeah so we had bigfoot and Dalton in the same movie and boobies two legends
 she said all right this movie was terrible it really could skip some of this i mean i could skip
 the rest of it basically it gets really bad and yeah patrick swayze goes and kills everybody in like
 some sort of weird tom clancy special forces bullshit that i didn't know he was capable of
 he attacks somebody with a polar bear that's pretty badass
 i was stuck under a polar bear is what he says after him yeah where we did the scene where he hides
 from the bad guy when the bad guy's trying to get him with the gun and then when they change
 camera angles there's nowhere that he could have been hiding that the bad guy wouldn't have seen
 him right i mean it's there's so much in this movie that's terrible but yeah it all ends with
 sam ali it gets killed which is why he goes nuts he kills all the bad guys the main bad guys killed
 at the end by all the shop owners he's screwed over then they all pretend nothing happened and
 a kelly lynch adult goes swimming and they go swimming naked the end done then the cops actually
 show up in this town after after that always hot and john the scene where the sheriff runs in
 did you did you like notice that he comes running in with like the gun at his belly
 like point in every rich direction that was right out of keystone and the chips show up and yes
 pongton johns show up in the background very subtle very nice i miss that uh so my my last
 line i mean my last brand fact before we uh shred the rest of this movie is uh the Cincinnati
 bangles quarterback at the time his name was Andy Dalton and so the team christened him roadhouse
 he's still the well he was the court not not not at the time you mean later
 Andy Dalton okay but they they they christened him roadhouse that roadhouse yeah he plays with
 the bangles and his name is roadhouse i mean my god when he kills kids i mean come on
 sorry so let's see some of the things that i really wanted to talk about when it comes to this movie
 the uh the mullets i know that mullets were a thing i had a mullet but Jesus the mullets in this
 movie they were gorgeous Patrick Swayze actually said that the haircut for this movie was the bane
 of his existence so i've got a little fact so apparently he grew it out because he was going
 to be in tango and cash with serested saloon and then decided to do roadhouse instead
 and i guess decide if they kept the look but yeah he was going to be the carousel character
 which i guess is cash i came or i think yeah so in in everyone's opinion here was that a
 good decision or a bad decision they were both flops that's what i mean
 what do you think um feel like roadhouse is more memorable yeah i mean not yeah because it's a
 movie but i mean well he also didn't he didn't have to work with uh serested saloon so and that
 was height of saloon so i'm sure he was unbearable on set so i think he made the right choice
 so another thing i found really interesting in this movie was um how well Patrick Swayze's
 character takes his car getting trashed like every other night well he was right but he knows
 that yeah he knew that was going to happen my thing is no i think still take just don't take the car
 why would you walk there yeah yeah like a cab i mean jesus someone could be high parking behind
 red which is apparently the auto shop right across the street anyway one actually leave it over
 there they're not gonna yeah that was so i get i get you know the whole scene in the beginning
 where he he buys the shitty car and Amanda pointed out like the headlights are hidden so they can't
 pass you out the headlights and he buys the spare tires but you still have to take off the old ones
 and put the no i'm not saying that you know driving down the highway with sam lee at the car and
 somehow his hair is not blowing through the hole in the windshield but there's still a hole in the
 damn windshield it's sam lee it i mean it's just it's not the stop sign thing so he gets out of the
 deep yeah he takes the stop sign out of the car so let me ask you this and realistically how what
 the length what what time period does this movie take like what is the length from when he gets to
 jasper to the end of this movie like how much time i have to go out there i would say i don't know
 a few months okay yeah that's what he's talking about not being there alone that's what i thought
 too but the fact that he goes to reds and he's like it'll be about a week to get your new windshield
 and he never gets the windshield fixed in the whole movie leaves me to believe this whole
 movie took place in less than a week except that that place blew up like really blew up okay but
 okay but maybe he's put you in there oh okay but still he didn't get it like i mean it's still
 less than a week i think that's true that's true did you know that the late savers blind wait what
 and uh another thing that bothered me about this movie and this is just something that bothers me
 about most hollywood movies from back in the day the explosions in this were so ridiculous like i
 can give the benefit of the doubt to the shop exploding okay maybe there were chemicals and
 shit in there but when emmits house explodes this this barn basically not a barn you know a farmhouse
 explodes and i'm like okay so a bunch of this guy's henchmen put a bunch of gas in there and then
 one guy drives away on a motorcycle the house wouldn't blow up just let the house burn why does it have
 to explode my thing is also with that scene so that scene the house blows up right he gets em
 it out everything blew up in threes in the way by the way if you know it's everything has three
 explosions still um but there's a cosmic significance yes it's similar to the other some but uh he gets
 em it out right and then the guy's driving when he runs and he tackles him off the motorcycle and
 this is one that the main like karate bad guy and him have the fight and he rips his throat out
 it's it's it's the middle of the night wouldn't have house blows up right or did this guy wait
 until dawn to blow the house up like and then all of a sudden they're fighting the daylight i mean
 it's such a weird yeah well there were a lot of things in that scene first of all Patrick Swayze's
 leap out of the barn under the back of the truck positioned with hay in it i thought that was just
 beautiful that's right that's where we leap at the guy on the motorcycle was amazing and then that
 whole fight the the bad guy that does the fight scene with uh what his name is jimmy
 the character anyway um the opening night of this movie he brought his mother to the opening
 and there's the part where he goes i used to fuck guys like you in prison
 his mother stood up in the theater i was like that's my boy
 what okay great classy with a cake i need someone to break that down for me what does that mean
 i used to fuck guys like that's something you're bragging about or he was known for his rapiness
 i don't know i don't know he was i don't know he was really good in prison and all the pretty
 boys liked him like what what is he trying to say that i mean add the word over to that sentence and
 it has a completely different i've never been to prison i don't know how to answer that british
 wait wait wait brock you're saying if he said i used to over fuck guys like you
 switch that around oh okay but yeah it doesn't have a different money if you're with that way
 you you've even worse gaming i used i used to rip assholes out of this i didn't even believe it
 oh my god they told me hemorrhoid jack but yeah wait but then going back to
 person jimmy yeah the whole scene where he just randomly grabbed the pool queue and goes ninja so
 pool queue ninja 80s in this movie i was saying you know i guess it's the 80s you had to have
 some more alerts bullshit somewhere yeah i love i i love when he pole vaults onto the stage
 with the field queue no but it's almost like they're having the fight right and it's like it this
 is like oh it's the two big guys it's it's the last fight right it's his number one henchman versus
 dalton here we go yeah and then it's almost like they were like wait a minute guys there's a whole
 third act we have to get through all of the fight yeah it would look like the world's smallest gun
 people sounds like a halichor going off yeah yeah that i was just like nice gun man and then um i
 do feel like i have to address the dancing oh my god there was so much white people dancing in this
 movie oh yeah and i mean i think even the blind guy because the guy in the band was blind wait what
 it was probably grimacing at the amount of white people dancing in this movie i mean most of it's
 in the background but if you really pay attention to it who it's chilling this is a horror movie is
 that what you're saying that's what this is that's right we lived through this disguised as camp it's
 actually horror um well uh and kelly lynch is not a very good doctor by the way she stays up all night
 jerky with patrick swayze and sam eliot and then goes back to work well sure i like it my shift
 starts in a couple hours i need to go get some rest yeah i feel like at that point you just stay
 up but yeah also here's my thing they're in fucking jasper mizori which i don't know how it is now but
 it's supposed to be like this little little town like little country town what fucking place they
 have go to multiple places that are open 24 hours after they close down the double deuce yeah what
 no i don't know there's no way they have any 24-hour places in in 1989 24-hour places just
 born a thing unless you were in New York maybe it was like that back before the mountains went away
 because there aren't any mountains in New York that's true yeah the mountain they left with the
 mountains i did find it really interesting that the part where sam eliot drops his pants and shows
 his scar i don't know if that's a body double or not but you can see the pubes i would say sam eliot's
 pubes i was fine with it sam eliot's pubes are in this movie yes i'd like to i like the bar he was
 at where they had the wet g-string contest going on what the fuck is that that sounds disgusting like
 is it wet from external or internal things like it's just everything everybody's so damn sweaty
 let's just let's just make everything wet the boobs were so fake i will say this i would say the one
 actress the one dancer at there who when he pulls back the army guy and he's like you need to settle
 it down rambo you know and and she looks at sam sam eliot totally fucked her later i mean
 she gave him the we're fucking in a minute you know eyes it was clear and it was great acting
 it's probably the best acting in this whole fucking movie if you go back and watch it i mean
 if we're gonna be she only had you know probably about 30 seconds of screen time and she got her
 boyfriend yeah she yeah but uh he's charming see that's why he got it charming if you get to know
 him he's kind of creepy but i can see like the the instant chemical attractiveness of it i get
 that i get that an overriding theme to this movie that i also jotted in my notes is after
 patrick swazy go you know he's knifed numerous times his friend is killed all this stuff is happening
 with any of that worth this shit town he was i mean this wasn't like his hometown this wasn't
 the place where he wanted to retire when he was getting a lot of money what i mean just was it
 worth it at some point that no that's definitely it's like let's go that's right they should have
 both it left yeah there's no he should have no sam and let's like get out it's he's not worth it and
 don't get this friend killed his dad your dad's figure he was yeah that was definitely dad yeah
 for sure but uh and then i know here's this is telling you'll like this friend so i'm watching
 the movie and my son walks in and he looks at it and i look at him and he goes is this like from the
 80s and i said yeah it is it is and he goes well i'm sitting in the other room and like the fight
 noises are terrible so i really started to listen and it is just classic 80s just horrible you know
 dubbed in later fight noises can we talk about can we talk about the first fight when Dalton
 first shows up at the double deuce and the fight breaks out yeah how fucking comical that fight like
 it's a it's the sentence it's the Simpsons when Homer is out he can't go to mose anymore and he's
 drinking uh flood beer whatever it is out and and it's the two hillbilly characters who like you
 want to fight them fight in words that's and then a fight breaks off out and that's what this is
 like yeah well actually it does start it does start with the guy offering uh to let someone else
 feel up his wife's tits for 20 bucks and then the guy doesn't know he offers to kiss him he can
 kiss him right then he comes over and he starts feeling him and he's like why are you laughing he's
 laughing like okay yeah and which is i can't imagine ever seeing that at a bar like i'd be like what
 the fuck is going on here here's here's a question for the lady of the group okay with that sort of
 thing being comfortable at all no when he was doing like that was be painful yeah that's like
 yeah none of that i'm not a radio yeah okay okay so then he starts laughing he's like i don't have
 20 dollars and the fight breaks out and then these two guys get in a fight and then it's just like
 on everyone's like all right we're just and then they set up the stupid guy who i think is mentally
 handicapped who's at the bar who she gives beer and laughing and then and then the one waitress hits
 them in the head with the beer bottle yeah that is very keystone cops the part where you talk about
 you know yeah that is that i mean but i mean the actual fights like between Patrick Swayze and
 those were they looked like fights i didn't see anything funny no well they actually like all the
 actors did their own stunts i read that like and Patrick Swayze had to have like water removed
 from his left knee and he actually broke some things and like Sam Elliott was like you know you're
 always he was interviewed by somebody they were like you know well did you do your own stunts
 he's like yeah you know you always hear like oh that's a bunch of stunt guys he's like that's
 bullshit we were in there so they all learn how to do all that stuff so and i mean that's
 i mean i'll give him that and i get it to movie obviously and the guy's blind but Patrick Swayze's
 character would be decrepit by the age of 50 i mean they bring that up i mean i don't know if
 you watch the whole movie brock or pay attention but yes Elizabeth dot real name mentions this
 you know she says yes you're going to be in traction by the time yeah and he's like that's
 what they say he does some weird philosophical he says that's what they say and she's like they
 hootie goes you know that yeah he would just be he would be like a football player that played
 ten years too long and how old is he in this movie you think how old is he supposed to be
 early 30s yeah i'll do that okay i mean sam it's like mid 40s like or 50s yeah okay like us
 i'm not there yet i'm close so yeah throwing out my sam ilean hair um the uh that scene that scene
 after that raffy she says that then they have sex on the corrugated roof um actually just out
 well actually they're whole could we get to their whole sex scene their whole sex scene is not
 kelly lynch looks scared well because she doesn't know if this dwarf can hold her up
 and then she's not sure he's blind and then she he proceeds to push her against a jagged rock
 fireplace and have sex in a open air above a barn with horseshit right below them
 placed in bizori in the summertime it would be disgusting charming oh i don't think that place
 charming i don't think that place had running water so patchy yeah and then i mean the fact
 that it's like all lit up and the right across the body of water yeah from the bad guy so no he's
 watching he's creeping yes yeah he's just sitting there watching his rocking chair
 yeah i'm fucking that roof of it okay so manda do you want to tell the best story
 no glad you go ahead you go ahead
 i don't know where you heard it but i heard it on uh another podcast i listened to they reviewed
 this movie as well and they mentioned it i had to google and it so it comes from an anthony bordane
 whatever his tv show used to be on cnn and he has bill murray and i can't remember who the other
 guys they're on they're you know doing the food part of it and somebody mentions roadhouse and
 bordane and the other person start talking about how much they love that movie
 and then bill murray's just sitting there and eventually he's like do you guys really like road
 house and they're like yeah we love it and he's like i never thought i'd meet anybody else who
 loves as much as i do and so so this is so he starts talking and they're like really they're
 talking about for a while i guess and then he's like you guys you know what i like to do is uh
 every time i catch that movie he goes because i'm good friends with kelly lynch and when her husband
 because he was one of the writers on the scrooged okay all right i did not know he's like i like to
 call him up and leave him a voicemail doesn't matter what time of day it is middle and
 night he's like i just call him up and i'll say uh hey i'm watching your wife get plowed by patrick
 swazie again no more he's no for his brothers they all do it to this guy yeah they all call him
 they just and they just hang up and he's 30 years he's doing it bill body was like in russia for something
 and ended up calling i can't really guys name um we find it this is not going to be a surprise
 anybody here but bill murray is a national treasure yeah i heard he's kind of creepy he is kind of
 creepy but he's still a national treasure i can't think of his name anyway but uh yeah the kelly lynch
 his husband was one of the writers on scrooged which is how bill murray knows him and so they became
 really good friends and so yeah like he one of them was either the talentless his husband or
 bill murray was in russia and like the movie came on and called him it was like your wife's fucking
 patrick swazie again her husband's name is mitch glazer there you go yes thank you so yeah yeah
 apparently he calls up yeah he calls them up and leaves it leaves the voicemail and says i'm watching
 patrick swazie it's just insane and he says yeah he's been doing ever since the movie came out yeah
 and bill murray's father to do it too she's something else that struck me oh god
 near the end when they're having the big fight pat you know the dalton and the the main bad guy the
 pool q ninja all of a sudden to me at least the soundtrack of the movie makes a left turn
 and it sounds like die hard did anybody else get that vibe if you didn't you need to watch it again
 because i swear to god i kept waiting for hams grouper to step out of the shadows no it does it
 does right when he pulls his hand up it does his like it's about it's his kill move when he's
 he's finishing him in moral combat style it goes yeah yeah it does yeah the whole all the music in
 that scene and i think the rest of the movie yeah it does have a die hard deal it does not work
 this is just weird there's that i looked up i looked up the composer and he did do like lethal
 weapon okay so there it is a similar vibe actually it's it sounds more like lethal weapon to be
 honest now that you say that it definitely sounds it sounds like lethal weapon when all the cops
 are getting killed yeah in the first one that's what it sounds yeah um i do love how he rips the
 throw it out and he throws in the water and then kelly lynch comes in as if she's going to like
 save him or give him seepie it's like patrick's way he's holding his throat like he's not coming
 back and he's a thing that's a vital orient yeah she gets all upset and like storms off like
 what did you expect this guy was going to kill patrick's way he felt like he told him he thought
 back i mean what the hell yeah this she's just trying to kill uh emmit or ever whatever his name
 yeah yeah and it's now it's like you're just you're you should be above that don't what's going on
 well she does she does foreshadow that she does see that he's a dark person yeah yeah i mean she
 does say i mean like that that part is there so maybe in the uh director's cut that was three hours
 you said amanda yeah where they don't cut out um building black character in the movie he actually
 has a story through uh yeah maybe um maybe maybe they explore that a little bit more about how
 she is i must start the three-hour version has a lot more of like the philosophy side of it versus
 just the blowing shit up and kicking ass that's why they cut it yeah like i said they were there's
 their character motivation they wanted more tits and more explosions and less brain so they cut all
 that out what okay i what what could that what could that have looked like because i don't
 he's he's a bouncer at a fucking shit bar in a small town in america like what what philosophy
 are we going like that's ridiculous like this is not where the highway i mean how much more
 straightforward can you get well we didn't go over his three rules that are actually five rules but
 be nice be nice i know you're like what it's like i am being nice what the hell do you know that
 the early shut up i heard he was going to do that but uh yeah yeah i mean just but you have to get back
 to the crux of this that this is a movie about a bouncer cooler cooler and not like a Coleman
 cooler not not a useful cooler a non-existent occupation that nobody really cares about so i
 would say that did you see this Brad when you were doing any of your background research uh that
 they actually play Dalton's rules in some of the teaching like the classes for the NYPD
 what yeah so be nice yeah i know right when you got your knee on the guys right i know i was like
 wow you've got to be kidding so if you want leave asking to leave if you want to yeah yeah jesus
 you know what were his three rules right here you got him
 but those aren't actually three rules that is three rules are at the top but yeah wait a
 minute there's a sequel yeah to a bro house vote house too oh my god there's a sequel last call
 is anybody in it no uh he killed a doll yeah what you stop by a bullet to the head
 what it's not a sequel
 at all wait hold on the lead and the lead in that is Dalton's son
 oh god really short people can procreate yes you just asked Bill Murray
 it's not even listed in internet movie database oh dear direct to uh DVD uh oh my god
 oh okay here this is i'm just going to read the buhicopedia just the first part you're ready
 de-agent Shane Tanner is the son of legendary cooler named james all why doesn't he have the
 last name Dalton then uh i didn't know there was a whole like extended universe to road house this
 is exciting oh oh wait i like oh wait wait nate Tanner is Shane's uncle so that would be
 Patrick Swayze's brother potentially we could call him that no we don't and the owner of the black
 pelican a bar located in nate's new permanent home of Tyree Louisiana naked's called from his rival
 who is nicknamed wild bill the former black pelican cooler who's been trying to steal it from nate
 wild jesus this sounds like a gi joe cartoon
 there was a blind guy in this movie
 oh god okay we don't even know you know i just i had no idea i mean just reading amanda's reading
 the trivia about the nypv using the philosophy and i see that there's a cooler god i see there's a
 sequel and i'm like what i's only got a four point four yeah well road house itself got like a six
 something on imdv but i think it's really people just love how campy it is maybe i think it's
 nostalgia i really do because if you look at um if i go here and i go to like metacritic it's got a
 36 percent and a 39 percent around okay i was like 6.6 i it's 89 percent like this movie according to
 google it's people who liked it when they were younger yeah and they remember it fondly yes
 anybody who watches it now it's a hunk of shit it's not a good movie i wonder if we could get our hands
 on the director's cut i wish all three hours probably find out that uh keith david's character
 is the most interesting one in the movie we can't have that because you know like i said no black
 guys we need tits all right are we done let's get to the okay so part of my problem with this
 movie was although i apparently watched it with the kid i well yeah the plot i don't remember it so
 when it comes to holding up my take on this is that this wasn't a good movie ever even if you thought
 it was a good movie this was not a good movie okay i would almost have to say it holds up because
 of what it was made to be a stupid gratuitous you know just sort of bit of a skin flick that just
 showcase patrick swazy and i had a bunch of people getting the shit kicked out of him i mean
 you don't think there's a deeper meaning maybe in the director's yeah okay so i'm i'm
 troubled because like on one hand it holds up because that's what it was but on the other hand
 it's just terrible it's bad okay so what do you guys think i just thought i put that out there and
 i mean i get your i saw pieces of it on hbo like you know hbo would play a movie into the ground
 and i watched the sam leah parts and then didn't really watch the rest so um you didn't watch the
 party died either right now i did oh you did yeah i'm sorry i'd be like what time and then i was like
 now i'm like a one guy you're the one guy stabbed him that's in the director's cut okay um so i mean
 for me it holds up because it's sam leah but it's a terrible movie yeah but i think i don't think
 the point of what we're doing here is to determine whether a movie is good or not yeah it you know
 this was a bad movie from the get-go yeah i watched it simply for him all right and so for me that
 totally works still works you're watching it for sam leah brad what was you all right so you both
 think it holds up even though it's a bad it's still a bad movie it holds up it was a bad movie to start
 with so it's not like see i don't i know i don't i'm not saying it does i'm saying that i can see
 looking at in two different ways right one way it does and one way it doesn't and i'm not sure how best
 to judge it and for me the only thing is that i mean i watched it simply to look at sam ellie okay
 but you know that's like saying that legend holds up because of tim kurry i know full shit on that
 so okay i think under your your rule it doesn't hold sam leah does not say this okay i'll give that
 your take uh this is a piece of garbage it does not hold up i loved it as a kid as a 12-year-old
 watching this i thought it was great i loved patrix wazie back then did not i thought you were 15
 i thought you were 15 i would have been as a teenager okay yeah you're right i would have been
 yeah i would have been 15 16 you're right i loved it i thought it was great uh now i guess i would have
 been like 14 when it came out 15 okay yeah you're right i thought i remember being good i remember
 being a little camp but again i go back to i didn't know what a bar was supposed to be like or what
 yeah to me all that part like coolers people get a bar fight that was a trope i thought actually
 happened yeah you had no right no frame of reference for so like for that and you know i didn't know
 that women's underwear could look better i thought it was fine uh you know i mean i thought i thought
 that their hair was as good as it was going to get so i like the the flock out that kelly lynch had
 and i like the big poofy that uh is there any Denise yes oh oh wait okay we talk about two okay
 i got it back up so i'll finish my thought but then we have i've like three things we'll talk about now
 yeah sure sure yeah i will say it does not hold up obviously um it's not a good movie it's terrible
 it's got it's it's a fun watch because it's so bad but it's not for the last out loud numerous times
 for me as a kid i remember liking it and now it's not a it's very fair your teenage boy right
 it's got boobed portions i mean what more do you need yeah all right so here are my things i got
 okay first of all do you remember when Denise goes to the bar and at the very beginning and the guy
 sitting there is like how would you like to get nipple to nipple and she looks at him as goes i can
 do that by myself was that she can like do your boobs together is that what i mean i don't know i
 picture her pushing her boobs together nipple to nipple is that i i was i i was gonna ask i don't know
 i need to clarify that i didn't delve into that okay okay i have no idea i we didn't talk about uh
 Patrick Swayze's casual karate costume that you wore oh the cross over shirt the last shirt he had
 on no when he well no it's when he goes in the reds the auto parts store one point he's wearing like
 the top half of a karate a gi yes oh yes oh he's got karate casual and that's cool i guess i don't
 know what that is i mean the karate was everywhere he had the karate kid and the karate kid part two
 jesus that did not notice that oh that's that's a good magnet that's a great
 out i mean i'm we didn't we have not talked at all about the long blousey pants everyone's wearing
 and oh god that's the matching jack i mean it's so Miami Myers and we'll fight in pants yeah
 Patrick Swayze looks like he rated his father's closet who happens to be six foot ten and like
 three hundred pounds he's wearing clothes that already weighs 28 inch waist right yeah he is yeah
 he's got a bunch of safety pins in the back holding it up yeah
 it's a great image ridiculous it is just bad and and you know and fuck kelly lynch for driving
 a jeep that's an automatic that's all i gotta say that's right yeah i know especially especially
 in that year i get it a newer jeep fine but that year that time gotta be a stick yeah yeah that's
 all i gotta say okay yeah so yeah it's it's a bad movie i mean if you're if you want to watch
 something campy and cheesy and i can see a lot of tips and ass yeah so one interesting side note
 um Brad that you might appreciate now you might even remember this i don't know as you both know
 very well i'm a big fan of the tv show that was on back in the 80s and 90s mystery science theater
 3000 yes and in one of their episodes they actually have a christmas carol that they sing in between
 like parts of the movie they're watching called a patrick swazy christmas just look it up and
 listen to it it's fantastic because apparently one of the nobody in the show his favorite movie
 is roadhouse you're not going to sing it for us no i'm not going to say right i cannot sing it like
 they do but look it up it's we might have to put it we might have to put it that in post we could sample
 it at the end maybe yeah but it's in right now so everybody can hear it oh oh i start i get it i'm
 sorry okay pick it up but open up your heart and let the patrick swazy christmas in we'll gather
 at the roadhouse with our next stopkin and Santa can be our regular Saturday night thing we'll decorate
 a bar stool and gather round and sing all that's half a patrick swazy christmas this year okay okay
 yeah so we'll play something like great wasn't that great it was awesome wasn't it that's
 no but it is you should listen to it it's it's it's really funny but anyway yeah so on that note
 that was roadhouse and my god it sucked yeah so but yeah i guess it i guess it doesn't hold up
 no i i guess yeah yeah well there you have it so all right there's another one in the can do you
 guys uh you guys want to do your finishing i'm not good at that anymore what about you Brad do you
 want to do any social media shit uh we're on twitter that that that does hold and uh facebook with
 still the facebook page but don't be on facebook facebook is terrible um every week facebook gets
 worse get off facebook yeah yeah get off facebook and we don't have instagram and uh we got patreon
 brock still looking for his dollar or two dollars back so he can uh pay for that night court horror that
 he had to pay for um i just i blew five bucks to rent roadhouse too so i bought it jesus
 yes wait and it's your i have a beef with the two of you it's your fucking fault it was on free tv
 like i had it already it was on stars or something like that so like two and a half weeks or three
 weeks ago and actually watched it when we said we're first gonna do it it was free then i go back
 to rewatch it a couple days ago and it's gone so i had to buy the fucker so i could because i knew
 because i was afraid i knew i didn't rent because i was like i'm not gonna get through in 24 hours
 i just know it's not gonna happen so i because i watched part of the other night that i finished
 well technically i didn't finish it i was in front of it last night but it fell for an hour so um
 yeah i think so the patreon money goes to brack now when i get when i get patreon for night court i
 will i'll send you a money order how about that so i now i now own this piece of garbage so
 it's okay i'm sure patrick's wayzies estate thanks you
 i can't wait to see what kind of uh suggestions you get oh you like roadhouse you bought it here Brad
 well thank you for listening everybody yeah and again sorry for the the big gap between this one
 the last one we'll try to get better yeah i'm sorry i'm sorry our free podcast isn't coming out
 you know time you're never gonna get our money i'm kidding
 hey we're up to 24 people it says on uh hey thanks guys maybe we hopefully we didn't lose anybody
 all right well thank you everybody see you soon
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