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 oh my god be nice we're gonna get in some deep dark shit with you brock what's going on

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 be nice he was sunshy the duke of hazard to the duke some hazard to do hey everybody

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 welcome back to does it hold up the podcast dedicated to potentially ruining your childhood

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 and all of your fond memories that happened before mom and dad got divorced but don't

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 worry pain don't hurt i'm brock i have a bandit and i'm Brad i still want to be addressed

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 as honda loo honda loo yeah this is this is a definitely a honda loo movie i am not gonna

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 go by semen anymore that was a one time show one time listener yeah i would agree probably

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 too much one time but definitely one time first first time yeah so uh see um this this week and

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 things that you can rely on our podcast deaf and taxes and now you've now you fucked one of them

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 i do i do i do i do i apologize i thought i thought the third one was covid and then the

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 fourth podcast not real Brad sorry we don't you don't have to wear a mask it's all good don't

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 be a mask hole that's right if you wear a mask the government is just controlling you so don't be

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 a stooge or a pop christ so anyway so this week where you're fucking masked people where you're

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 it was filmed in like 1985 and god even earlier oh god i just okay so a little bit of personal

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 background on this movie i don't remember if i don't think i ever actually saw this movie when i was

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 kid i remember it i don't remember if i ever saw it all the way through i feel like i saw

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 bits and pieces of it i don't know if i ever sat down and watched the whole thing and that is my

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 secret i know for a fact we did i know for a fact you and i watched it together yes i want to remember

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 i saw this movie like 20 times as a kid oh my god i don't think i thought Brad did you have

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 anything better to do hey sometimes pain hurts and oh god i don't remember i must have blocked

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 it out seriously i do not remember watching it more than once it would come on HBO and i would

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 just watch the same Elliot parts and then go do something else it had i don't know it has you know

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 it was just not a real thing i but i just remember watching it as a kid and thinking

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 how great this movie was this was because i had i had no concept of what a bar was whatever they

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 told me this is what a bar was like yeah wait a minute wait a minute so if we watched this movie

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 it came out in '89 so let's just assume we watched it in 1990 okay or was it later than that do you

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 think it was later than that no i think we saw it probably right away as soon as it came on HBO

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 for Brad it's got it's got boobies it's got like a pseudo like playboy mansion party like this is

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 all like it was hitting a lot of adolescent buttons it had some it had some flabby couldn't tell that

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 half the boobs were fake it didn't matter so that's true i guess yeah if you didn't really know

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 what a bar was and yeah the impromptu playboy party which looked right out of some weird john

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 hues movie where he's again saying this is what it's like to be in high school right it was the old

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 by holding the party it was very strange okay looking back on it's definitely strange and none

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 of it makes sense and the whole fucking thing is crazy but as a kid i thought this is how i was

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 like oh i could see this happening yeah there's a small town there's a rich guy there to do so

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 this is what it's like in bizuri was it like this for your parents i wonder when they lived in

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 bizuri but they moved there in the 90s oh different 80s okay everyone i hit 1990 everything changed yeah

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 that's right this is what this was the last hurrah after this it was all grunge and flannel

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 and they were they were on uh they were on the other side of the Missouri they were in st louis

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 outside st louis this is outside of Kansas city Kansas city yeah Kansas city Missouri folks not

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 here's a weird so the town is a real town jasper is a real town that is i think it's south of

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 Kansas city Missouri but for whatever reason they were like fuck it we're just gonna film it in

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 california who cares you can see the mountains i actually laughed out loud the first time i saw

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 the mountains in the background i was like that's not Missouri yeah so i looked it up and somebody

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 was like yeah they didn't even give a shit about the mountains and like just give a shit yeah yeah

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 there is nothing there because i actually noticed that when he's talking to the bad guy in his house

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 and i was like wait a minute those are just hills those are the bluffs yeah yeah so there's a lot of

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 that i actually have maybe that's maybe that's what happens when you bring a jc pennies to a little

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 town like that and you get mountains as well maybe a photo of that yeah photo of that the

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 mountain is probably paid the bad guy i mean everybody else so this is interesting this moving

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 when he's like when they finished and the director put together like the movie that he wanted to

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 release it was over three hours long so they ended up cutting any sort of character development or

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 the biggest disappointments i had was i'm watching it for the first time and not the first time

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 and Keith David is in the movie and i'm like holy shit he's awesome and then i watched the entire

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 movie and realized i never saw Keith David so when i watched it the second time i saw him in the

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 background running low he has one line running low on whiskey boss i must have looked away at that

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 he there was there was a lot more of him in the movie but it ended up on the cutting room floor because

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 the they had the guides at universal or whatever whoever did this um what if we're actually a less

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 so but like the waitress the snarky waitress yeah who disappears in the second half of the movie she

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 like it's maximum overdrive but it's not she's in another movie like that where this reminds me of

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 that one a lot there's a lot of sweaty people in this movie oh there's a lot of sweat yeah and it's

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 like i guess it should be sweaty because they're in Missouri but it's also Hollywood it's kind of

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 gross i don't know all right now i have a blast from the past for you read i think this is a movie

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 that we watched when we were kids that that actress was in called campus man does that ring any bells

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 campus man yeah i clicked on it earlier on internet movie database and i was like i think

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 well jesus i watched this movie she was in gilmore girls she was in one of those like mid 80s

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 comedies that you know revenge on the nerds back to school sort of thing and it sounded familiar

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 where it's not ring any bells but okay it's the the basic premise if i'm getting it right is there's

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 a guy who want he's in college and he wants to be a businessman but he's struggling to earn money

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 and he gets his best friend to do it because his best friend's a good looking guy i swear to god i've

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 seen this movie that sounds it sounds amazing it sounds like i just i read it and i'm just thinking

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 i've seen this i'm that sounds very familiar well that actress that that plays carry-in

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 as she's in everything like if you name something i bet she's been in apparently she also does like

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 actual singing so when she sings in the movie that might have really yeah she's in everything she's

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 been a family guy so all right well should we get into the the plot of this movie because the

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 wikipedia summary is lacking seriously and uh we're gonna have to definitely beef it up yeah there's

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 a lot of things we're gonna need to talk about because there's a lot there was a lot to digest

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 in this game movie all right brought go to it shall we let's all right yeah let's do this

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 Leroy Jenkins okay all right james dalton yes that james dalton that everybody knows right the

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 most famous bouncer america everybody knows is a professional cooler a specialized bouncer with

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 a he's not a bouncer guys he's a cooler get your fazzy's nose right it says he's both it says he's

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 a specialized bouncer professional cooler which is a specialized bouncer it's a subset apparently

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 um he has a mysterious past who is enticed from his job at a club in new york city which new york

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 city did anybody else pick up that that was new york city no i didn't only only because

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 this license plate says new york city and his medical file says that he went to nyu so i'm just

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 assuming that he stayed there it did not look like new york city to me it looked like sester

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 but whatever so he's uh he's enticed to leave new york city by this guy frank tillman tillman

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 security at his club slash bar the double deuce in jasper three yeah the double deuce deuce um

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 tillman plans to invest substantial money into the club to enhance its image and he needs a first

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 rate cooler to maintain stability why would you invest that much money at a bar that's exactly

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 what i thought it's like you there do something else with your money man this is a this is a

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 shithole what are you trying to accomplish well he mentions out used to be a sweet little gig until

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 like in the basement i mean what i don't know until until they started having to sweep eyeballs

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 off the floor then it turned everything fucking he actually says now it's the kind of place where

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 you have to sweep not eyeball but eyeballs off the floor every night what the fuck is going like

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 people are getting murdered in this club and you're going to put money into it no you should

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 just shut the shit down like this here it's so like it's in the middle of fucking nowhere and that

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 people are wearing clothes like they're from the center of mannequin nobody yet but it's so weird

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 there's the okay it looks like half the clientele are like what i would imagine a real roadhouse

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 out in the middle people are there right where you go to a place there's it's country music

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 planning a sawdust on the floor sure but then you have these other women who are all dressed up

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 like to the looking very nice for 80s ladies you know they're doing they're making disparaging

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 remarks about 80s fashion for women i am i'm going to make the spare spoiler i'm going to make

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 disparaging marks about everyone's fashion for this whole fucking move i could smell the hairspray

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 through the television do you think that doc or dalton had more hairspray yes okay i would say

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 don't prepare these longer let me ask you guys let me ask you guys question what's doc's real name

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 Elizabeth all right yes fairly dull dalton never figured that out but you guys did yeah well to see

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 all the characters names are named after western cowboys like doc for doc holiday there's all all

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 as seriously yeah would you like me to look at it i i read it is there a white

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 no i don't know but if you look at it there's weight it's almost like white

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 hold on that's that's being white when you're drunk baby oh jesus oh don't try don't try to make

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 this movie any more clever than it really is really next time you're going to tell me that the double

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 deuce is something in the Shakespeare but i'm saying that that better you was supposed to be doc but

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 she didn't have chemistry with patrick swazy and like brad said earlier i don't know if keloland

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 should be keloland's didn't either yeah i have a great great keloland story i do too i wonder if

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 the same story is it involved build murray yes that was my brad fact oh lord i can't look it to

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 that we'll get to that it's a phenomenal story that's what that is anybody's like what's bill

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 murray like this is the story yeah so all right so he arrives in jasper dalton you know the dalton

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 the dalton uh takes lodging at a local farm owned by emmet maybe the best character in the movie

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 hand in control of all bar operations and hiring by tilman dalton attracts attention

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 by having a quiet demeanor contrasting with the local tufts no means quote-unquote real car

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 is a 1986 mercedes 560 sec i don't know why that amount of detail is in here with the

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 instead wisely going about in a used 1965 buick riviera that is repeatedly vandalized by disgruntled

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 bar patrons who the fuck i wrote this wikipedia a car guy is this a car guy i think i think a car

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 guy got on to that paragraph i love the part in the movie where the guy takes the sharpie

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 do do the owner changes it to be awake for it's like call for a fuck right he changes it yeah

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 call for a viewing he actually writes be a look with a sharpie

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 the best part about that scene is tilman he looked he owns the fucking bar and he looks around is

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 like he's doing something wrong looks over shoulder looks around and then pulls out his sharpie and

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 fixes it and it's like yeah why are you doing that i mean i have paint and jasper uh so dalton

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 though they just have boobs yeah really dalton is soon introduced to local business magnate brad

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 wesley who lives in a mansion across the river from emmett was it a river it was a pond it was a pond

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 it's a pond i think it's a river i think it is it's just they're on the yeah i i it seems like it's

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 a river okay i was a body of water uh wesley appears to have a stranglehold on the town

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 little happens without his knowledge and approval in the course of cleaning up the violent nightclub

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 dalton dismisses several unruly and corrupt employees some of whom are connected with wesley

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 yeah there's a lot i'm telling you there's a lot missing from the summary okay all right i don't

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 need to know where to begin but like the whole bit where tilman comes in and he's supposed to be like

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 this semi rich guy and he comes into the it's the it's as the limo says airport limo like oh i'm like

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 a sticker on the side i was like he's supposed to be some fancy couldn't even get a limo for this guy

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 he's riding the courtesy shuttle from the airport to uh it's called the bandstand i think is the name

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 of the band or the name of the bar that he's working at before that because they slowly scroll down the

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 sign that is yeah it's just yeah and then oh we got talked about the fight

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 in the very beginning one before i began at the bandstand where the guy kicks a woman in the fucking

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 pussy to start the fight did he kick her there he kicked the chair that was high it looks close

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 like it's i mean i i yeah okay it could be the chair but it sure looks like he kicked her in the

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 pussy yeah yeah i mean it's just i'm sorry i'm sorry vagina i'll be it's okay he kicked her in the crotch

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 really yeah yeah but i'm trying to i don't know how that the fight starts like if he's trying to

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 proposition you try to pick her up and and he tries to give her a hundred bucks and she's like the

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 hell with that and stabs it with a knife and then he gets mad and kicks the chair out from under

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 this is a really really rough bar guy no this isn't he nor this is the one he's supposed to

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 clean up and there's a fight the night you walk in there should be no fights that's true but see

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 if there wasn't a fight then Tillman wouldn't be able to see with his own eyes he already has a

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 reputation he's already heard of dalton everybody everybody's heard of dalton that's true Wayne

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 but the other part with that fight is i do like when he's walking through not the fight but he's

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 walking when uh uh who's the fancy guy the rich guy fancy guy so Brad Wesley not not not Brad

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 Wesley when Tillman's walking through and the way they show that this place is a high class the band

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 says is they show someone put a hundred dollar bill down and then they show someone with a gold

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 card american's breast gold card and that's how they show wow this place is fancy i missed that

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 subtle oh god really or he's like how about some how do you like how about some american express

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 talking to the guy here that didn't realize until halfway through the movie that the lead singer in

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 the band was blind i did not wait a minute wait a minute and i watched it the second time i figured

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 it out so why is he blind is there a reason for it but the actors blind these guys actually

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 blind okay and he actually plays those instruments yes that's okay that's and he says not bad for a

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 blind white boy he calls him blind right but when he's doing that he's just taking a beer in the face

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 and he's wiping his face i thought it was like he was blinded by the beer i thought he was making

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 a joke and i didn't realize any just any just holds Patrick Swayze's arm because he likes him so much

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 because he can't walk down the stairs with he's going into the cage to say hello to him and he

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 tells the other band members he goes he puts his finger to his lip and does the sh because he doesn't

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 want anyone here's what them to say his name because then he would know he's there he's been

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 blind the beer i'm telling you i thought he had a beer in his eye okay i'm sorry no the smoke gets any

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 rise i just i felt like i don't say that because i i absolutely realize okay let me ask you this

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 did you not get ahead but are you taking this serious how many other fucking things were you

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 doing while you're watching this we're supposed to record a podcast and i don't feel like you're

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 going to move at all i have a google doc that i'm looking at this is a job there's a job i get paid

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 dick to do yes i was paying attention sorry did you notice the part where the guy was offering to

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 fill his chicks tits for 20 bucks yes i know okay and also notice that Patrick Swayze was in this

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 movie dalton yes would you do seriously i did not realize until halfway through the deal was

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 up front in today's money a thousand bucks a week it's pretty good so 40 bucks would be enough to

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 bucks a week no he says five hundred a night doesn't he well sorry sorry a night yeah but it's

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 yeah just so where's he coming on all this money the dude has this much money and he's still in

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 jasmine a better place oh yeah i move yeah really so yeah that i just i had to look that up i had to

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 know like how much is that is that really that's a decent chunk of money definitely could afford

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 materials would go after him i know that and that's a really good one yeah jesus christ if it keeps

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 you in the graces of the church yeah that's a great money does that yep that is a great that's a really

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 great one that and that whole uh outhouse or the elevator in an outhouse yeah just out of place yeah

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 when he's talking about yeah columns or call me stirrers like an yeah an outhouse or an elevator

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 an outhouse most of the characters in this were really lame but i would say that emmet had some good

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 lines that's sam lee it looked good sam lee it just has to like i don't know read after sous

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 and although okay we'll get into that later um all right so that can plot he gets he gets in the

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 fight he the guy's like i've heard of you i want to take out what i want to piece of you let's go

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 outside to dalton just basically says sure i'll go fight you outside and then just turn turn it goes

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 back in that's how they get him out which is no he doesn't know sure and uh but he did get cut so

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 this is how you tell how how much of a badass he is he stitched himself up when he's talking to

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 seeing they handed her a stapler she was pissed oh i get it okay she actually went she actually went

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 she went and like studied how to do sutures on somebody she knows she's not a doctor right like

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 you're just but she wanted to be able to do it wait i would say this movie when i realized that kelly

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 we can't help it i need to get through some more of a plot here how about we do this how about i

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 read through the rest of wikipedia we can kind of jump in here and there but then we can go back

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 a lot to talk about let's just we're still at the we can go through the bars there

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 westly whatever is yeah whatever it doesn't uh yeah so in the wikipedia article he's already

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 met doc so we're already we're already up to the thing we'll probably the most famous line in the

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 entire movie pain don't hurt and then when he gets the sutures he winces because it hurts yes so

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 the definition of pain yeah yeah all the philosophy in the world won't make pain not hurt i too i

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 do love the fight where he gets stabbed where he is going to get the the guy calls him come on you

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 chicken dick what what that's not a fucking thing the actor that said that line came up with that

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 himself chicken yeah should i make it rude for dick i know okay well yeah it shouldn't be anything

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 nobody calls him on a chicken dick like that's never that's the only time and on this podcast is

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 the only time that those those two words were put together maybe that's what mine people say oh maybe

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 it is ah and that scene that scene before the fight the guy pulls out the big knife because

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 the fucking big guy is so sweaty like overalls on and it is just he has a ring of sweat around

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 where his man tits are and all the way around it is just like everyone in this is just sweaty

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 to the weird hey is it like um it's like the the master that no the other dirty movie with molly

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 ring walls which one space oh space hunter yeah i know this movie was really progressive with

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 this use of fat guys i mean there were a lot in this movie i mean there were fat guy thugs and

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 fat guy bouncers and i mean i was that was nice i'm saying note to self we need to throw in chicken

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 dick at every podcast from here on out and you think that the whole joke about i thought you'd

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 be bigger was actually like kind of an in-joke because patrick's wazie was known for not being

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 very tall possibly so i looked that up i was trying to figure on according to his wikipedia

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 bit you know rip patrick so he said he's five ten i don't believe that i think he's like nine five

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 nine and a little over a half so he rounds up maybe no he's five eight maybe he is small he's

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 like he is on a he is on an apple box this whole fucking movie yeah there's no way kelly lynch like

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 looks like a bear making out with them when they get to that love scene like he is yeah she

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 i don't think but um yeah see that's they keep doing that joke but they had a perfect opportunity

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 where kelly lynch door after she could have reversed that joke you know and said well i guess i

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 don't know how big you are down there or something like that that would have been hilarious Brad it

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 would have been hilarious it would have been in in lines of this movie that would work versus

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 versus they even they even break the comedy rule of three they i think they use that joke like four

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 times in the movie at least three times yeah at least three times yeah because the guy tillman

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 says when he first meets him kelly lynch's character says it and one of the other bouncers i think two

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 of them do two of them do please one of them it's the waitress says it and no and and actually end the

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 the uh brock spoiler the uh the musician's blind he says it too

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 the black musician that you forgot was in it yeah no because he can't see him see i thought he wasn't

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 blind because he says it as a oh my gosh okay murphy this isn't a comedy okay i took it seriously

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 the the director one of the fight seems to be fairly reminiscent of the keystone cops so i think

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 it's pretty comical when the guy rips someone else's throat out to kill him come on that's not a thing

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 no i actually i think the best thing is when the guy walks in and patrick swayze sorry dalton

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 looks and goes right boot and they show the knife blade and it glades

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 now here's the notice it here's my thing here's my thing did patrick swayze see that gleam like was

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 that in real life is that just a movie thing for us the audience or did that really happen and

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 that's how he saw it and how that's how he sees the world that's how he's such a good fooler

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 how impractical how impractical is that boot like how many times since he got in that boot

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 stuck like on his accelerator like trying to get in the car he trips oh i mean the way he kicks

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 patrick swayze he like brings his leg up to his shoulder he tries to he tries to do he tries to do

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 the steve of segull straight on kick and patrick swayze because he's so fucking short and you're

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 already standing up you get his you're over his head when he kicks he grabs your leg it's like

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 fighting a war he does he grabs him and his leg is all in patrick swayze he's shoulder when he

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 twists it and drags him out because i know the balance of that man's like flexibility

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 maybe i don't know yeah i mean in this he has like there was a lot of excuses like uh just body

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 shots in this movie you know patrick swayze doing tai chi the the nude scenes the post-coital scenes

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 but the the strip tease thing that the one woman does which is just fake fake fake fake

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 tits and grandma panics but she does her yes i like i need i need to know when did women's

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 underwear become actual sexy because it wasn't in the 80s that was like was it so like i think

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 it was just i mean that was to be back then okay she still looked good like she's no her

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 hair is i mean yeah it's big eight is here and all that but her panties or her underwear whatever

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 made no that's just not like that no it's like when they when he catches when he catches the uh one

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 bouncer on his break having sex with the underage teenager that they led into the club you're my

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 regular Saturday night yeah and he pulls up like yeah and he pulls up his whitey tighties after he

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 gets caught yeah like that to be right there it's like no what like oh god this is disgusting like

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 what the yeah yeah everybody in this movie is gross i mean oh everybody we can get into that later

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 okay okay same sam sam sam Elliot as much as i love him in this movie he is a little creepy though

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 Amanda yes that's exactly what i mean he has this character it's yeah when they're dancing and he's

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 like you know i i wish you were mine or i'd go after you or whatever and i don't know he's there's a

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 bit of there's a charming a woman that smart shouldn't have an ass like that is the one that's actually

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 walking away i think he was overweight and not sam eliot that would not be charming but i see that's

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 the whole thing it's sam Elliot it's the creepiness of that it's still 80s creep it's still 80s creep

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 path and a lot of violence towards the women in this there was a lot yeah which i get is supposed

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 to be like wow these guys are really bad but i mean they beat the shit out of the one girl at one

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 point she's got a black eye right most of the way it's not around yeah Patrick Swayze tries to man

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 handle kelly lynch near the end because he feels like they have to leave town i'm like whoa dude

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 calm down you're gonna throw it out if you're not careful but yeah i still do i think one of the

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 best shots is when they they're trying to establish how which of an asshole uh the main guy that villain

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 is rat yeah his first the first thing they say is how he flies his helicopter why he flies the

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 helicopter from two miles outside of town into town i don't know why but to any scares he scares

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 emics horses right and he's i think he just does that just to piss me off so that's the first thing

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 they say to show you how bad he is and do you guys remember the second scene they show you to show

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 you how he's swerving down the road in the car what's that listening to uh life will be a dream

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 just back and forth oh man you know you know he's evil super rich and evil look at him he's

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 driving on both sides of the road and just doesn't give a fuck and that's available for you know

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 what i liked is that scene plays and the music's going and Amanda says oh my god is it clue there

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 comes professor professor clung oh my god am i gonna get Tim Curry and Sam Elliott in one movie

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 but i love that sound uh this is so bad new well in the theaters i don't know if y'all do that i

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 like that this movie didn't have any international gross it had 30 million domestic and that was it

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 apparently they didn't ship it anywhere what what did it cost to make oh there's a good question

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 sorry so while Amanda looks that up i'm gonna read the next paragraph in wikipedia just so we

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 can get through the skinger Wesley saw his Dalton to his home in a seemingly innocent attempt to

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 make peace but has an ulterior motive Wesley would like Dalton to work for him once he extorts Tillman's

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 club he reveals knowledge of Dalton's past by mentioning an incident where Dalton killed a man

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 in Memphis Tennessee then claimed self-defense at the trial when Dalton declines Wesley begins an

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 assault on Dalton's friends including interfering with liquor deliveries to the double deuce Dalton's

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 mentor legendary but aging cooler Wade Garrett arrives in town after a disconcerting phone call

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 from Dalton and helps him defend the liquor shipment from Wesley's thugs and he calls it the double

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 deuce which is great that's a great it cost 17 million to make oh my god that's for hairspray

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 so yeah and the rest was explosions yes i love that if you look for if you go on to internet

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 moving database and look at plot keywords of leg spreading having skirt with or having sex with

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 skirt hiked up female frontal nudity woman disrobing and wet g string contest a monster truck listed

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 because that's something i was talking to Amanda about earlier Brad i feel like in a lot of ways

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 roadhouse is a movie that was made by somebody who thought they knew what the 80s were like but

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 they did the year 2000 there's a monster truck driven by ties this is all said that has a scene

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 where it crushes cars i mean jesus what what who thought that was okay all of the keywords are

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 like female nudity awesome martial arts bear breasts creamy legs nipples visible through clothing

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 jesus bear butt all right i don't see monster truck honey i'm disappointed i was oh wait no there

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 is monster truck there you go which apparently that was the bigfoot it is the bigfoot

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 she said all right this movie was terrible it really could skip some of this i mean i could skip

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 the rest of it basically it gets really bad and yeah patrick swayze goes and kills everybody in like

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 some sort of weird tom clancy special forces bullshit that i didn't know he was capable of

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 he attacks somebody with a polar bear that's pretty badass

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 i was stuck under a polar bear is what he says after him yeah where we did the scene where he hides

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 from the bad guy when the bad guy's trying to get him with the gun and then when they change

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 camera angles there's nowhere that he could have been hiding that the bad guy wouldn't have seen

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 him right i mean it's there's so much in this movie that's terrible but yeah it all ends with

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 sam ali it gets killed which is why he goes nuts he kills all the bad guys the main bad guys killed

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 at the end by all the shop owners he's screwed over then they all pretend nothing happened and

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 a kelly lynch adult goes swimming and they go swimming naked the end done then the cops actually

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 show up in this town after after that always hot and john the scene where the sheriff runs in

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 did you did you like notice that he comes running in with like the gun at his belly

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 like point in every rich direction that was right out of keystone and the chips show up and yes

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 pongton johns show up in the background very subtle very nice i miss that uh so my my last

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 line i mean my last brand fact before we uh shred the rest of this movie is uh the Cincinnati

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 bangles quarterback at the time his name was Andy Dalton and so the team christened him roadhouse

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 he's still the well he was the court not not not at the time you mean later

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 Andy Dalton okay but they they they christened him roadhouse that roadhouse yeah he plays with

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 the bangles and his name is roadhouse i mean my god when he kills kids i mean come on

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 sorry so let's see some of the things that i really wanted to talk about when it comes to this movie

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 the uh the mullets i know that mullets were a thing i had a mullet but Jesus the mullets in this

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 movie they were gorgeous Patrick Swayze actually said that the haircut for this movie was the bane

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 of his existence so i've got a little fact so apparently he grew it out because he was going

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 to be in tango and cash with serested saloon and then decided to do roadhouse instead

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 and i guess decide if they kept the look but yeah he was going to be the carousel character

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 which i guess is cash i came or i think yeah so in in everyone's opinion here was that a

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 good decision or a bad decision they were both flops that's what i mean

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 movie but i mean well he also didn't he didn't have to work with uh serested saloon so and that

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 was height of saloon so i'm sure he was unbearable on set so i think he made the right choice

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 so another thing i found really interesting in this movie was um how well Patrick Swayze's

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 character takes his car getting trashed like every other night well he was right but he knows

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 that yeah he knew that was going to happen my thing is no i think still take just don't take the car

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 why would you walk there yeah yeah like a cab i mean jesus someone could be high parking behind

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 red which is apparently the auto shop right across the street anyway one actually leave it over

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 there they're not gonna yeah that was so i get i get you know the whole scene in the beginning

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 where he he buys the shitty car and Amanda pointed out like the headlights are hidden so they can't

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 pass you out the headlights and he buys the spare tires but you still have to take off the old ones

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 and put the no i'm not saying that you know driving down the highway with sam lee at the car and

379
00:39:23,440 --> 00:39:27,040
 somehow his hair is not blowing through the hole in the windshield but there's still a hole in the

380
00:39:27,040 --> 00:39:33,920
 damn windshield it's sam lee it i mean it's just it's not the stop sign thing so he gets out of the

381
00:39:33,920 --> 00:39:39,120
 deep yeah he takes the stop sign out of the car so let me ask you this and realistically how what

382
00:39:39,120 --> 00:39:45,520
 the length what what time period does this movie take like what is the length from when he gets to

383
00:39:45,520 --> 00:39:51,440
 jasper to the end of this movie like how much time i have to go out there i would say i don't know

384
00:39:51,440 --> 00:39:58,000
 a few months okay yeah that's what he's talking about not being there alone that's what i thought

385
00:39:58,000 --> 00:40:02,880
 too but the fact that he goes to reds and he's like it'll be about a week to get your new windshield

386
00:40:02,880 --> 00:40:07,200
 and he never gets the windshield fixed in the whole movie leaves me to believe this whole

387
00:40:07,200 --> 00:40:14,160
 movie took place in less than a week except that that place blew up like really blew up okay but

388
00:40:14,160 --> 00:40:20,080
 okay but maybe he's put you in there oh okay but still he didn't get it like i mean it's still

389
00:40:20,080 --> 00:40:26,480
 less than a week i think that's true that's true did you know that the late savers blind wait what

390
00:40:26,480 --> 00:40:32,160
 and uh another thing that bothered me about this movie and this is just something that bothers me

391
00:40:32,160 --> 00:40:37,360
 about most hollywood movies from back in the day the explosions in this were so ridiculous like i

392
00:40:37,360 --> 00:40:42,080
 can give the benefit of the doubt to the shop exploding okay maybe there were chemicals and

393
00:40:42,080 --> 00:40:49,280
 shit in there but when emmits house explodes this this barn basically not a barn you know a farmhouse

394
00:40:49,280 --> 00:40:54,160
 explodes and i'm like okay so a bunch of this guy's henchmen put a bunch of gas in there and then

395
00:40:54,160 --> 00:41:00,240
 one guy drives away on a motorcycle the house wouldn't blow up just let the house burn why does it have

396
00:41:00,240 --> 00:41:05,360
 to explode my thing is also with that scene so that scene the house blows up right he gets em

397
00:41:05,360 --> 00:41:09,920
 it out everything blew up in threes in the way by the way if you know it's everything has three

398
00:41:09,920 --> 00:41:17,600
 explosions still um but there's a cosmic significance yes it's similar to the other some but uh he gets

399
00:41:17,600 --> 00:41:23,200
 em it out right and then the guy's driving when he runs and he tackles him off the motorcycle and

400
00:41:23,200 --> 00:41:28,960
 this is one that the main like karate bad guy and him have the fight and he rips his throat out

401
00:41:28,960 --> 00:41:33,360
 it's it's it's the middle of the night wouldn't have house blows up right or did this guy wait

402
00:41:33,360 --> 00:41:38,320
 until dawn to blow the house up like and then all of a sudden they're fighting the daylight i mean

403
00:41:38,320 --> 00:41:43,680
 it's such a weird yeah well there were a lot of things in that scene first of all Patrick Swayze's

404
00:41:43,680 --> 00:41:48,640
 leap out of the barn under the back of the truck positioned with hay in it i thought that was just

405
00:41:48,640 --> 00:41:55,120
 beautiful that's right that's where we leap at the guy on the motorcycle was amazing and then that

406
00:41:55,120 --> 00:42:00,880
 whole fight the the bad guy that does the fight scene with uh what his name is jimmy

407
00:42:00,880 --> 00:42:07,920
 the character anyway um the opening night of this movie he brought his mother to the opening

408
00:42:07,920 --> 00:42:13,440
 and there's the part where he goes i used to fuck guys like you in prison

409
00:42:13,440 --> 00:42:18,000
 his mother stood up in the theater i was like that's my boy

410
00:42:20,160 --> 00:42:27,520
 what okay great classy with a cake i need someone to break that down for me what does that mean

411
00:42:27,520 --> 00:42:34,720
 i used to fuck guys like that's something you're bragging about or he was known for his rapiness

412
00:42:34,720 --> 00:42:43,920
 i don't know i don't know he was i don't know he was really good in prison and all the pretty

413
00:42:43,920 --> 00:42:49,120
 boys liked him like what what is he trying to say that i mean add the word over to that sentence and

414
00:42:49,120 --> 00:42:53,680
 it has a completely different i've never been to prison i don't know how to answer that british

415
00:42:53,680 --> 00:42:57,680
 wait wait wait brock you're saying if he said i used to over fuck guys like you

416
00:42:57,680 --> 00:43:05,360
 switch that around oh okay but yeah it doesn't have a different money if you're with that way

417
00:43:05,360 --> 00:43:12,320
 you you've even worse gaming i used i used to rip assholes out of this i didn't even believe it

418
00:43:12,320 --> 00:43:25,280
 oh my god they told me hemorrhoid jack but yeah wait but then going back to

419
00:43:25,280 --> 00:43:31,440
 person jimmy yeah the whole scene where he just randomly grabbed the pool queue and goes ninja so

420
00:43:31,440 --> 00:43:36,960
 pool queue ninja 80s in this movie i was saying you know i guess it's the 80s you had to have

421
00:43:36,960 --> 00:43:42,560
 some more alerts bullshit somewhere yeah i love i i love when he pole vaults onto the stage

422
00:43:42,560 --> 00:43:48,960
 with the field queue no but it's almost like they're having the fight right and it's like it this

423
00:43:48,960 --> 00:43:53,920
 is like oh it's the two big guys it's it's the last fight right it's his number one henchman versus

424
00:43:53,920 --> 00:43:58,960
 dalton here we go yeah and then it's almost like they were like wait a minute guys there's a whole

425
00:43:58,960 --> 00:44:04,640
 third act we have to get through all of the fight yeah it would look like the world's smallest gun

426
00:44:04,640 --> 00:44:16,560
 people sounds like a halichor going off yeah yeah that i was just like nice gun man and then um i

427
00:44:16,560 --> 00:44:22,720
 do feel like i have to address the dancing oh my god there was so much white people dancing in this

428
00:44:22,720 --> 00:44:30,000
 movie oh yeah and i mean i think even the blind guy because the guy in the band was blind wait what

429
00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:35,360
 it was probably grimacing at the amount of white people dancing in this movie i mean most of it's

430
00:44:35,360 --> 00:44:42,160
 in the background but if you really pay attention to it who it's chilling this is a horror movie is

431
00:44:42,160 --> 00:44:48,800
 that what you're saying that's what this is that's right we lived through this disguised as camp it's

432
00:44:48,800 --> 00:44:56,720
 actually horror um well uh and kelly lynch is not a very good doctor by the way she stays up all night

433
00:44:56,720 --> 00:45:02,400
 jerky with patrick swayze and sam eliot and then goes back to work well sure i like it my shift

434
00:45:02,400 --> 00:45:06,960
 starts in a couple hours i need to go get some rest yeah i feel like at that point you just stay

435
00:45:06,960 --> 00:45:14,000
 up but yeah also here's my thing they're in fucking jasper mizori which i don't know how it is now but

436
00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:19,840
 it's supposed to be like this little little town like little country town what fucking place they

437
00:45:19,840 --> 00:45:25,440
 have go to multiple places that are open 24 hours after they close down the double deuce yeah what

438
00:45:25,440 --> 00:45:31,760
 no i don't know there's no way they have any 24-hour places in in 1989 24-hour places just

439
00:45:31,760 --> 00:45:36,880
 born a thing unless you were in New York maybe it was like that back before the mountains went away

440
00:45:36,880 --> 00:45:41,280
 because there aren't any mountains in New York that's true yeah the mountain they left with the

441
00:45:41,280 --> 00:45:46,480
 mountains i did find it really interesting that the part where sam eliot drops his pants and shows

442
00:45:46,480 --> 00:45:52,880
 his scar i don't know if that's a body double or not but you can see the pubes i would say sam eliot's

443
00:45:52,880 --> 00:45:58,880
 pubes i was fine with it sam eliot's pubes are in this movie yes i'd like to i like the bar he was

444
00:45:58,880 --> 00:46:07,760
 at where they had the wet g-string contest going on what the fuck is that that sounds disgusting like

445
00:46:07,760 --> 00:46:15,600
 is it wet from external or internal things like it's just everything everybody's so damn sweaty

446
00:46:15,600 --> 00:46:20,800
 let's just let's just make everything wet the boobs were so fake i will say this i would say the one

447
00:46:20,800 --> 00:46:26,640
 actress the one dancer at there who when he pulls back the army guy and he's like you need to settle

448
00:46:26,640 --> 00:46:32,720
 it down rambo you know and and she looks at sam sam eliot totally fucked her later i mean

449
00:46:32,720 --> 00:46:42,320
 she gave him the we're fucking in a minute you know eyes it was clear and it was great acting

450
00:46:42,320 --> 00:46:45,680
 it's probably the best acting in this whole fucking movie if you go back and watch it i mean

451
00:46:45,680 --> 00:46:51,040
 if we're gonna be she only had you know probably about 30 seconds of screen time and she got her

452
00:46:51,040 --> 00:46:59,440
 boyfriend yeah she yeah but uh he's charming see that's why he got it charming if you get to know

453
00:46:59,440 --> 00:47:06,080
 him he's kind of creepy but i can see like the the instant chemical attractiveness of it i get

454
00:47:06,080 --> 00:47:11,280
 that i get that an overriding theme to this movie that i also jotted in my notes is after

455
00:47:11,280 --> 00:47:17,680
 patrick swazy go you know he's knifed numerous times his friend is killed all this stuff is happening

456
00:47:17,680 --> 00:47:24,800
 with any of that worth this shit town he was i mean this wasn't like his hometown this wasn't

457
00:47:24,800 --> 00:47:30,800
 the place where he wanted to retire when he was getting a lot of money what i mean just was it

458
00:47:30,800 --> 00:47:35,200
 worth it at some point that no that's definitely it's like let's go that's right they should have

459
00:47:35,200 --> 00:47:40,800
 both it left yeah there's no he should have no sam and let's like get out it's he's not worth it and

460
00:47:40,800 --> 00:47:46,960
 don't get this friend killed his dad your dad's figure he was yeah that was definitely dad yeah

461
00:47:46,960 --> 00:47:53,200
 for sure but uh and then i know here's this is telling you'll like this friend so i'm watching

462
00:47:53,200 --> 00:47:59,920
 the movie and my son walks in and he looks at it and i look at him and he goes is this like from the

463
00:47:59,920 --> 00:48:04,000
 80s and i said yeah it is it is and he goes well i'm sitting in the other room and like the fight

464
00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:12,960
 noises are terrible so i really started to listen and it is just classic 80s just horrible you know

465
00:48:12,960 --> 00:48:18,640
 dubbed in later fight noises can we talk about can we talk about the first fight when Dalton

466
00:48:18,640 --> 00:48:24,880
 first shows up at the double deuce and the fight breaks out yeah how fucking comical that fight like

467
00:48:24,880 --> 00:48:31,040
 it's a it's the sentence it's the Simpsons when Homer is out he can't go to mose anymore and he's

468
00:48:31,040 --> 00:48:37,760
 drinking uh flood beer whatever it is out and and it's the two hillbilly characters who like you

469
00:48:37,760 --> 00:48:42,640
 want to fight them fight in words that's and then a fight breaks off out and that's what this is

470
00:48:42,640 --> 00:48:49,680
 like yeah well actually it does start it does start with the guy offering uh to let someone else

471
00:48:49,680 --> 00:48:56,800
 feel up his wife's tits for 20 bucks and then the guy doesn't know he offers to kiss him he can

472
00:48:56,800 --> 00:49:01,200
 kiss him right then he comes over and he starts feeling him and he's like why are you laughing he's

473
00:49:01,200 --> 00:49:07,600
 laughing like okay yeah and which is i can't imagine ever seeing that at a bar like i'd be like what

474
00:49:07,600 --> 00:49:14,400
 the fuck is going on here here's here's a question for the lady of the group okay with that sort of

475
00:49:14,400 --> 00:49:19,280
 thing being comfortable at all no when he was doing like that was be painful yeah that's like

476
00:49:19,840 --> 00:49:29,280
 yeah none of that i'm not a radio yeah okay okay so then he starts laughing he's like i don't have

477
00:49:29,280 --> 00:49:33,360
 20 dollars and the fight breaks out and then these two guys get in a fight and then it's just like

478
00:49:33,360 --> 00:49:40,160
 on everyone's like all right we're just and then they set up the stupid guy who i think is mentally

479
00:49:40,160 --> 00:49:45,680
 handicapped who's at the bar who she gives beer and laughing and then and then the one waitress hits

480
00:49:45,680 --> 00:49:51,200
 them in the head with the beer bottle yeah that is very keystone cops the part where you talk about

481
00:49:51,200 --> 00:49:56,320
 you know yeah that is that i mean but i mean the actual fights like between Patrick Swayze and

482
00:49:56,320 --> 00:50:02,400
 those were they looked like fights i didn't see anything funny no well they actually like all the

483
00:50:02,400 --> 00:50:09,120
 actors did their own stunts i read that like and Patrick Swayze had to have like water removed

484
00:50:09,120 --> 00:50:15,360
 from his left knee and he actually broke some things and like Sam Elliott was like you know you're

485
00:50:15,360 --> 00:50:19,440
 always he was interviewed by somebody they were like you know well did you do your own stunts

486
00:50:19,440 --> 00:50:22,400
 he's like yeah you know you always hear like oh that's a bunch of stunt guys he's like that's

487
00:50:22,400 --> 00:50:27,680
 bullshit we were in there so they all learn how to do all that stuff so and i mean that's

488
00:50:27,680 --> 00:50:35,920
 i mean i'll give him that and i get it to movie obviously and the guy's blind but Patrick Swayze's

489
00:50:35,920 --> 00:50:43,200
 character would be decrepit by the age of 50 i mean they bring that up i mean i don't know if

490
00:50:43,200 --> 00:50:50,240
 you watch the whole movie brock or pay attention but yes Elizabeth dot real name mentions this

491
00:50:50,240 --> 00:50:56,240
 you know she says yes you're going to be in traction by the time yeah and he's like that's

492
00:50:56,240 --> 00:51:00,160
 what they say he does some weird philosophical he says that's what they say and she's like they

493
00:51:00,160 --> 00:51:07,600
 hootie goes you know that yeah he would just be he would be like a football player that played

494
00:51:07,600 --> 00:51:18,240
 ten years too long and how old is he in this movie you think how old is he supposed to be

495
00:51:18,240 --> 00:51:27,920
 early 30s yeah i'll do that okay i mean sam it's like mid 40s like or 50s yeah okay like us

496
00:51:28,800 --> 00:51:38,240
 i'm not there yet i'm close so yeah throwing out my sam ilean hair um the uh that scene that scene

497
00:51:38,240 --> 00:51:43,920
 after that raffy she says that then they have sex on the corrugated roof um actually just out

498
00:51:43,920 --> 00:51:48,960
 well actually they're whole could we get to their whole sex scene their whole sex scene is not

499
00:51:48,960 --> 00:51:56,880
 kelly lynch looks scared well because she doesn't know if this dwarf can hold her up

500
00:51:58,320 --> 00:52:12,640
 and then she's not sure he's blind and then she he proceeds to push her against a jagged rock

501
00:52:12,640 --> 00:52:19,040
 fireplace and have sex in a open air above a barn with horseshit right below them

502
00:52:19,040 --> 00:52:26,720
 placed in bizori in the summertime it would be disgusting charming oh i don't think that place

503
00:52:26,720 --> 00:52:37,600
 charming i don't think that place had running water so patchy yeah and then i mean the fact

504
00:52:37,600 --> 00:52:44,080
 that it's like all lit up and the right across the body of water yeah from the bad guy so no he's

505
00:52:44,080 --> 00:52:49,120
 watching he's creeping yes yeah he's just sitting there watching his rocking chair

506
00:52:49,120 --> 00:52:54,720
 yeah i'm fucking that roof of it okay so manda do you want to tell the best story

507
00:52:55,600 --> 00:52:59,440
 no glad you go ahead you go ahead

508
00:52:59,440 --> 00:53:04,720
 i don't know where you heard it but i heard it on uh another podcast i listened to they reviewed

509
00:53:04,720 --> 00:53:11,280
 this movie as well and they mentioned it i had to google and it so it comes from an anthony bordane

510
00:53:11,280 --> 00:53:17,440
 whatever his tv show used to be on cnn and he has bill murray and i can't remember who the other

511
00:53:17,440 --> 00:53:22,640
 guys they're on they're you know doing the food part of it and somebody mentions roadhouse and

512
00:53:22,640 --> 00:53:27,600
 bordane and the other person start talking about how much they love that movie

513
00:53:27,600 --> 00:53:32,080
 and then bill murray's just sitting there and eventually he's like do you guys really like road

514
00:53:32,080 --> 00:53:35,680
 house and they're like yeah we love it and he's like i never thought i'd meet anybody else who

515
00:53:35,680 --> 00:53:40,800
 loves as much as i do and so so this is so he starts talking and they're like really they're

516
00:53:40,800 --> 00:53:45,120
 talking about for a while i guess and then he's like you guys you know what i like to do is uh

517
00:53:45,120 --> 00:53:50,080
 every time i catch that movie he goes because i'm good friends with kelly lynch and when her husband

518
00:53:50,080 --> 00:53:54,960
 because he was one of the writers on the scrooged okay all right i did not know he's like i like to

519
00:53:54,960 --> 00:53:59,200
 call him up and leave him a voicemail doesn't matter what time of day it is middle and

520
00:53:59,200 --> 00:54:04,800
 night he's like i just call him up and i'll say uh hey i'm watching your wife get plowed by patrick

521
00:54:04,800 --> 00:54:13,360
 swazie again no more he's no for his brothers they all do it to this guy yeah they all call him

522
00:54:13,360 --> 00:54:21,920
 they just and they just hang up and he's 30 years he's doing it bill body was like in russia for something

523
00:54:21,920 --> 00:54:27,840
 and ended up calling i can't really guys name um we find it this is not going to be a surprise

524
00:54:27,840 --> 00:54:32,800
 anybody here but bill murray is a national treasure yeah i heard he's kind of creepy he is kind of

525
00:54:32,800 --> 00:54:37,920
 creepy but he's still a national treasure i can't think of his name anyway but uh yeah the kelly lynch

526
00:54:37,920 --> 00:54:42,480
 his husband was one of the writers on scrooged which is how bill murray knows him and so they became

527
00:54:42,480 --> 00:54:47,760
 really good friends and so yeah like he one of them was either the talentless his husband or

528
00:54:47,760 --> 00:54:53,360
 bill murray was in russia and like the movie came on and called him it was like your wife's fucking

529
00:54:53,360 --> 00:55:02,560
 patrick swazie again her husband's name is mitch glazer there you go yes thank you so yeah yeah

530
00:55:02,560 --> 00:55:07,440
 apparently he calls up yeah he calls them up and leaves it leaves the voicemail and says i'm watching

531
00:55:07,440 --> 00:55:15,760
 patrick swazie it's just insane and he says yeah he's been doing ever since the movie came out yeah

532
00:55:15,760 --> 00:55:22,560
 and bill murray's father to do it too she's something else that struck me oh god

533
00:55:22,560 --> 00:55:29,600
 near the end when they're having the big fight pat you know the dalton and the the main bad guy the

534
00:55:29,600 --> 00:55:35,920
 pool q ninja all of a sudden to me at least the soundtrack of the movie makes a left turn

535
00:55:36,720 --> 00:55:43,440
 and it sounds like die hard did anybody else get that vibe if you didn't you need to watch it again

536
00:55:43,440 --> 00:55:47,920
 because i swear to god i kept waiting for hams grouper to step out of the shadows no it does it

537
00:55:47,920 --> 00:55:52,560
 does right when he pulls his hand up it does his like it's about it's his kill move when he's

538
00:55:52,560 --> 00:55:58,560
 he's finishing him in moral combat style it goes yeah yeah it does yeah the whole all the music in

539
00:55:58,560 --> 00:56:04,400
 that scene and i think the rest of the movie yeah it does have a die hard deal it does not work

540
00:56:05,120 --> 00:56:10,160
 this is just weird there's that i looked up i looked up the composer and he did do like lethal

541
00:56:10,160 --> 00:56:15,760
 weapon okay so there it is a similar vibe actually it's it sounds more like lethal weapon to be

542
00:56:15,760 --> 00:56:20,960
 honest now that you say that it definitely sounds it sounds like lethal weapon when all the cops

543
00:56:20,960 --> 00:56:26,800
 are getting killed yeah in the first one that's what it sounds yeah um i do love how he rips the

544
00:56:26,800 --> 00:56:30,640
 throw it out and he throws in the water and then kelly lynch comes in as if she's going to like

545
00:56:30,640 --> 00:56:36,400
 save him or give him seepie it's like patrick's way he's holding his throat like he's not coming

546
00:56:36,400 --> 00:56:42,640
 back and he's a thing that's a vital orient yeah she gets all upset and like storms off like

547
00:56:42,640 --> 00:56:50,160
 what did you expect this guy was going to kill patrick's way he felt like he told him he thought

548
00:56:50,160 --> 00:56:57,680
 back i mean what the hell yeah this she's just trying to kill uh emmit or ever whatever his name

549
00:56:57,680 --> 00:57:03,760
 yeah yeah and it's now it's like you're just you're you should be above that don't what's going on

550
00:57:03,760 --> 00:57:11,280
 well she does she does foreshadow that she does see that he's a dark person yeah yeah i mean she

551
00:57:11,280 --> 00:57:17,040
 does say i mean like that that part is there so maybe in the uh director's cut that was three hours

552
00:57:17,040 --> 00:57:23,360
 you said amanda yeah where they don't cut out um building black character in the movie he actually

553
00:57:23,360 --> 00:57:30,480
 has a story through uh yeah maybe um maybe maybe they explore that a little bit more about how

554
00:57:30,480 --> 00:57:36,960
 she is i must start the three-hour version has a lot more of like the philosophy side of it versus

555
00:57:36,960 --> 00:57:41,920
 just the blowing shit up and kicking ass that's why they cut it yeah like i said they were there's

556
00:57:41,920 --> 00:57:47,200
 their character motivation they wanted more tits and more explosions and less brain so they cut all

557
00:57:47,200 --> 00:57:53,120
 that out what okay i what what could that what could that have looked like because i don't

558
00:57:53,120 --> 00:58:02,720
 he's he's a bouncer at a fucking shit bar in a small town in america like what what philosophy

559
00:58:02,720 --> 00:58:07,920
 are we going like that's ridiculous like this is not where the highway i mean how much more

560
00:58:07,920 --> 00:58:13,760
 straightforward can you get well we didn't go over his three rules that are actually five rules but

561
00:58:15,840 --> 00:58:22,480
 be nice be nice i know you're like what it's like i am being nice what the hell do you know that

562
00:58:22,480 --> 00:58:31,680
 the early shut up i heard he was going to do that but uh yeah yeah i mean just but you have to get back

563
00:58:31,680 --> 00:58:39,760
 to the crux of this that this is a movie about a bouncer cooler cooler and not like a Coleman

564
00:58:39,760 --> 00:58:46,560
 cooler not not a useful cooler a non-existent occupation that nobody really cares about so i

565
00:58:46,560 --> 00:58:53,360
 would say that did you see this Brad when you were doing any of your background research uh that

566
00:58:53,360 --> 00:58:59,520
 they actually play Dalton's rules in some of the teaching like the classes for the NYPD

567
00:58:59,520 --> 00:59:08,800
 what yeah so be nice yeah i know right when you got your knee on the guys right i know i was like

568
00:59:08,800 --> 00:59:16,320
 wow you've got to be kidding so if you want leave asking to leave if you want to yeah yeah jesus

569
00:59:16,320 --> 00:59:19,680
 you know what were his three rules right here you got him

570
00:59:19,680 --> 00:59:26,160
 but those aren't actually three rules that is three rules are at the top but yeah wait a

571
00:59:26,160 --> 00:59:34,160
 minute there's a sequel yeah to a bro house vote house too oh my god there's a sequel last call

572
00:59:35,280 --> 00:59:42,080
 is anybody in it no uh he killed a doll yeah what you stop by a bullet to the head

573
00:59:42,080 --> 00:59:44,800
 what it's not a sequel

574
00:59:44,800 --> 00:59:52,480
 at all wait hold on the lead and the lead in that is Dalton's son

575
00:59:52,480 --> 01:00:01,120
 oh god really short people can procreate yes you just asked Bill Murray

576
01:00:02,080 --> 01:00:13,360
 it's not even listed in internet movie database oh dear direct to uh DVD uh oh my god

577
01:00:13,360 --> 01:00:18,320
 oh okay here this is i'm just going to read the buhicopedia just the first part you're ready

578
01:00:18,320 --> 01:00:24,560
 de-agent Shane Tanner is the son of legendary cooler named james all why doesn't he have the

579
01:00:24,560 --> 01:00:33,920
 last name Dalton then uh i didn't know there was a whole like extended universe to road house this

580
01:00:33,920 --> 01:00:41,040
 is exciting oh oh wait i like oh wait wait nate Tanner is Shane's uncle so that would be

581
01:00:41,040 --> 01:00:46,480
 Patrick Swayze's brother potentially we could call him that no we don't and the owner of the black

582
01:00:46,480 --> 01:00:54,960
 pelican a bar located in nate's new permanent home of Tyree Louisiana naked's called from his rival

583
01:00:54,960 --> 01:01:01,200
 who is nicknamed wild bill the former black pelican cooler who's been trying to steal it from nate

584
01:01:01,200 --> 01:01:04,720
 wild jesus this sounds like a gi joe cartoon

585
01:01:04,720 --> 01:01:11,360
 there was a blind guy in this movie

586
01:01:14,320 --> 01:01:18,640
 oh god okay we don't even know you know i just i had no idea i mean just reading amanda's reading

587
01:01:18,640 --> 01:01:26,320
 the trivia about the nypv using the philosophy and i see that there's a cooler god i see there's a

588
01:01:26,320 --> 01:01:32,880
 sequel and i'm like what i's only got a four point four yeah well road house itself got like a six

589
01:01:32,880 --> 01:01:37,360
 something on imdv but i think it's really people just love how campy it is maybe i think it's

590
01:01:37,360 --> 01:01:43,840
 nostalgia i really do because if you look at um if i go here and i go to like metacritic it's got a

591
01:01:43,840 --> 01:01:50,800
 36 percent and a 39 percent around okay i was like 6.6 i it's 89 percent like this movie according to

592
01:01:50,800 --> 01:01:55,280
 google it's people who liked it when they were younger yeah and they remember it fondly yes

593
01:01:55,280 --> 01:02:02,560
 anybody who watches it now it's a hunk of shit it's not a good movie i wonder if we could get our hands

594
01:02:02,560 --> 01:02:07,760
 on the director's cut i wish all three hours probably find out that uh keith david's character

595
01:02:07,760 --> 01:02:12,640
 is the most interesting one in the movie we can't have that because you know like i said no black

596
01:02:12,640 --> 01:02:23,920
 guys we need tits all right are we done let's get to the okay so part of my problem with this

597
01:02:23,920 --> 01:02:32,160
 movie was although i apparently watched it with the kid i well yeah the plot i don't remember it so

598
01:02:32,160 --> 01:02:40,240
 when it comes to holding up my take on this is that this wasn't a good movie ever even if you thought

599
01:02:40,240 --> 01:02:46,400
 it was a good movie this was not a good movie okay i would almost have to say it holds up because

600
01:02:46,400 --> 01:02:56,480
 of what it was made to be a stupid gratuitous you know just sort of bit of a skin flick that just

601
01:02:56,480 --> 01:03:02,480
 showcase patrick swazy and i had a bunch of people getting the shit kicked out of him i mean

602
01:03:03,600 --> 01:03:10,080
 you don't think there's a deeper meaning maybe in the director's yeah okay so i'm i'm

603
01:03:10,080 --> 01:03:14,160
 troubled because like on one hand it holds up because that's what it was but on the other hand

604
01:03:14,160 --> 01:03:18,800
 it's just terrible it's bad okay so what do you guys think i just thought i put that out there and

605
01:03:18,800 --> 01:03:26,480
 i mean i get your i saw pieces of it on hbo like you know hbo would play a movie into the ground

606
01:03:27,120 --> 01:03:33,280
 and i watched the sam leah parts and then didn't really watch the rest so um you didn't watch the

607
01:03:33,280 --> 01:03:38,320
 party died either right now i did oh you did yeah i'm sorry i'd be like what time and then i was like

608
01:03:38,320 --> 01:03:44,400
 now i'm like a one guy you're the one guy stabbed him that's in the director's cut okay um so i mean

609
01:03:44,400 --> 01:03:50,000
 for me it holds up because it's sam leah but it's a terrible movie yeah but i think i don't think

610
01:03:50,000 --> 01:03:54,880
 the point of what we're doing here is to determine whether a movie is good or not yeah it you know

611
01:03:54,880 --> 01:04:00,560
 this was a bad movie from the get-go yeah i watched it simply for him all right and so for me that

612
01:04:00,560 --> 01:04:05,600
 totally works still works you're watching it for sam leah brad what was you all right so you both

613
01:04:05,600 --> 01:04:10,000
 think it holds up even though it's a bad it's still a bad movie it holds up it was a bad movie to start

614
01:04:10,000 --> 01:04:15,280
 with so it's not like see i don't i know i don't i'm not saying it does i'm saying that i can see

615
01:04:15,280 --> 01:04:20,400
 looking at in two different ways right one way it does and one way it doesn't and i'm not sure how best

616
01:04:20,400 --> 01:04:25,440
 to judge it and for me the only thing is that i mean i watched it simply to look at sam ellie okay

617
01:04:25,440 --> 01:04:30,720
 but you know that's like saying that legend holds up because of tim kurry i know full shit on that

618
01:04:30,720 --> 01:04:37,840
 so okay i think under your your rule it doesn't hold sam leah does not say this okay i'll give that

619
01:04:37,840 --> 01:04:45,600
 your take uh this is a piece of garbage it does not hold up i loved it as a kid as a 12-year-old

620
01:04:45,600 --> 01:04:52,560
 watching this i thought it was great i loved patrix wazie back then did not i thought you were 15

621
01:04:52,560 --> 01:04:57,600
 i thought you were 15 i would have been as a teenager okay yeah you're right i would have been

622
01:04:57,600 --> 01:05:03,360
 yeah i would have been 15 16 you're right i loved it i thought it was great uh now i guess i would have

623
01:05:03,360 --> 01:05:10,080
 been like 14 when it came out 15 okay yeah you're right i thought i remember being good i remember

624
01:05:10,080 --> 01:05:15,040
 being a little camp but again i go back to i didn't know what a bar was supposed to be like or what

625
01:05:15,040 --> 01:05:21,760
 yeah to me all that part like coolers people get a bar fight that was a trope i thought actually

626
01:05:21,760 --> 01:05:28,320
 happened yeah you had no right no frame of reference for so like for that and you know i didn't know

627
01:05:28,320 --> 01:05:34,720
 that women's underwear could look better i thought it was fine uh you know i mean i thought i thought

628
01:05:34,720 --> 01:05:40,240
 that their hair was as good as it was going to get so i like the the flock out that kelly lynch had

629
01:05:40,240 --> 01:05:49,200
 and i like the big poofy that uh is there any Denise yes oh oh wait okay we talk about two okay

630
01:05:49,200 --> 01:05:53,440
 i got it back up so i'll finish my thought but then we have i've like three things we'll talk about now

631
01:05:53,440 --> 01:06:01,200
 yeah sure sure yeah i will say it does not hold up obviously um it's not a good movie it's terrible

632
01:06:01,200 --> 01:06:07,520
 it's got it's it's a fun watch because it's so bad but it's not for the last out loud numerous times

633
01:06:07,520 --> 01:06:15,360
 for me as a kid i remember liking it and now it's not a it's very fair your teenage boy right

634
01:06:15,360 --> 01:06:21,280
 it's got boobed portions i mean what more do you need yeah all right so here are my things i got

635
01:06:21,280 --> 01:06:27,520
 okay first of all do you remember when Denise goes to the bar and at the very beginning and the guy

636
01:06:27,520 --> 01:06:32,320
 sitting there is like how would you like to get nipple to nipple and she looks at him as goes i can

637
01:06:32,320 --> 01:06:39,600
 do that by myself was that she can like do your boobs together is that what i mean i don't know i

638
01:06:39,600 --> 01:06:47,520
 picture her pushing her boobs together nipple to nipple is that i i was i i was gonna ask i don't know

639
01:06:47,520 --> 01:06:55,120
 i need to clarify that i didn't delve into that okay okay i have no idea i we didn't talk about uh

640
01:06:55,120 --> 01:07:03,040
 Patrick Swayze's casual karate costume that you wore oh the cross over shirt the last shirt he had

641
01:07:03,040 --> 01:07:08,960
 on no when he well no it's when he goes in the reds the auto parts store one point he's wearing like

642
01:07:08,960 --> 01:07:20,560
 the top half of a karate a gi yes oh yes oh he's got karate casual and that's cool i guess i don't

643
01:07:20,560 --> 01:07:25,760
 know what that is i mean the karate was everywhere he had the karate kid and the karate kid part two

644
01:07:25,760 --> 01:07:33,200
 jesus that did not notice that oh that's that's a good magnet that's a great

645
01:07:33,200 --> 01:07:39,440
 out i mean i'm we didn't we have not talked at all about the long blousey pants everyone's wearing

646
01:07:39,440 --> 01:07:44,960
 and oh god that's the matching jack i mean it's so Miami Myers and we'll fight in pants yeah

647
01:07:44,960 --> 01:07:51,280
 Patrick Swayze looks like he rated his father's closet who happens to be six foot ten and like

648
01:07:51,280 --> 01:07:59,280
 three hundred pounds he's wearing clothes that already weighs 28 inch waist right yeah he is yeah

649
01:07:59,280 --> 01:08:05,040
 he's got a bunch of safety pins in the back holding it up yeah

650
01:08:05,920 --> 01:08:15,680
 it's a great image ridiculous it is just bad and and you know and fuck kelly lynch for driving

651
01:08:15,680 --> 01:08:23,200
 a jeep that's an automatic that's all i gotta say that's right yeah i know especially especially

652
01:08:23,200 --> 01:08:30,560
 in that year i get it a newer jeep fine but that year that time gotta be a stick yeah yeah that's

653
01:08:30,560 --> 01:08:39,440
 all i gotta say okay yeah so yeah it's it's a bad movie i mean if you're if you want to watch

654
01:08:39,440 --> 01:08:46,880
 something campy and cheesy and i can see a lot of tips and ass yeah so one interesting side note

655
01:08:46,880 --> 01:08:51,840
 um Brad that you might appreciate now you might even remember this i don't know as you both know

656
01:08:51,840 --> 01:08:57,120
 very well i'm a big fan of the tv show that was on back in the 80s and 90s mystery science theater

657
01:08:57,120 --> 01:09:03,360
 3000 yes and in one of their episodes they actually have a christmas carol that they sing in between

658
01:09:03,360 --> 01:09:08,800
 like parts of the movie they're watching called a patrick swazy christmas just look it up and

659
01:09:08,800 --> 01:09:14,240
 listen to it it's fantastic because apparently one of the nobody in the show his favorite movie

660
01:09:14,240 --> 01:09:19,440
 is roadhouse you're not going to sing it for us no i'm not going to say right i cannot sing it like

661
01:09:19,440 --> 01:09:24,880
 they do but look it up it's we might have to put it we might have to put it that in post we could sample

662
01:09:24,880 --> 01:09:31,760
 it at the end maybe yeah but it's in right now so everybody can hear it oh oh i start i get it i'm

663
01:09:31,760 --> 01:09:42,960
 sorry okay pick it up but open up your heart and let the patrick swazy christmas in we'll gather

664
01:09:42,960 --> 01:09:57,120
 at the roadhouse with our next stopkin and Santa can be our regular Saturday night thing we'll decorate

665
01:09:57,120 --> 01:10:10,000
 a bar stool and gather round and sing all that's half a patrick swazy christmas this year okay okay

666
01:10:10,000 --> 01:10:13,520
 yeah so we'll play something like great wasn't that great it was awesome wasn't it that's

667
01:10:13,520 --> 01:10:21,760
 no but it is you should listen to it it's it's it's really funny but anyway yeah so on that note

668
01:10:21,760 --> 01:10:30,080
 that was roadhouse and my god it sucked yeah so but yeah i guess it i guess it doesn't hold up

669
01:10:30,080 --> 01:10:35,840
 no i i guess yeah yeah well there you have it so all right there's another one in the can do you

670
01:10:35,840 --> 01:10:40,480
 guys uh you guys want to do your finishing i'm not good at that anymore what about you Brad do you

671
01:10:40,480 --> 01:10:47,280
 want to do any social media shit uh we're on twitter that that that does hold and uh facebook with

672
01:10:47,280 --> 01:10:53,040
 still the facebook page but don't be on facebook facebook is terrible um every week facebook gets

673
01:10:53,040 --> 01:11:00,000
 worse get off facebook yeah yeah get off facebook and we don't have instagram and uh we got patreon

674
01:11:00,000 --> 01:11:05,280
 brock still looking for his dollar or two dollars back so he can uh pay for that night court horror that

675
01:11:05,280 --> 01:11:11,840
 he had to pay for um i just i blew five bucks to rent roadhouse too so i bought it jesus

676
01:11:11,840 --> 01:11:21,280
 yes wait and it's your i have a beef with the two of you it's your fucking fault it was on free tv

677
01:11:21,280 --> 01:11:25,600
 like i had it already it was on stars or something like that so like two and a half weeks or three

678
01:11:25,600 --> 01:11:29,920
 weeks ago and actually watched it when we said we're first gonna do it it was free then i go back

679
01:11:29,920 --> 01:11:36,320
 to rewatch it a couple days ago and it's gone so i had to buy the fucker so i could because i knew

680
01:11:36,320 --> 01:11:40,080
 because i was afraid i knew i didn't rent because i was like i'm not gonna get through in 24 hours

681
01:11:40,080 --> 01:11:43,840
 i just know it's not gonna happen so i because i watched part of the other night that i finished

682
01:11:43,840 --> 01:11:49,600
 well technically i didn't finish it i was in front of it last night but it fell for an hour so um

683
01:11:49,600 --> 01:11:56,480
 yeah i think so the patreon money goes to brack now when i get when i get patreon for night court i

684
01:11:56,480 --> 01:12:02,800
 will i'll send you a money order how about that so i now i now own this piece of garbage so

685
01:12:02,800 --> 01:12:06,640
 it's okay i'm sure patrick's wayzies estate thanks you

686
01:12:06,640 --> 01:12:14,000
 i can't wait to see what kind of uh suggestions you get oh you like roadhouse you bought it here Brad

687
01:12:14,000 --> 01:12:21,120
 well thank you for listening everybody yeah and again sorry for the the big gap between this one

688
01:12:21,120 --> 01:12:25,280
 the last one we'll try to get better yeah i'm sorry i'm sorry our free podcast isn't coming out

689
01:12:25,280 --> 01:12:30,560
 you know time you're never gonna get our money i'm kidding

690
01:12:30,560 --> 01:12:41,200
 hey we're up to 24 people it says on uh hey thanks guys maybe we hopefully we didn't lose anybody

691
01:12:41,200 --> 01:12:43,680
 all right well thank you everybody see you soon

692
01:12:43,680 --> 01:12:46,400
 be nice