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 you know what Brad you're the work where the talent

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 and the share break is so morning and the market to party and the

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 - Hey everybody, welcome back to,

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 Does It Hold Up?

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 The podcast dedicated to potentially ruining your childhood

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 and all of your fond memories that happened before Mom

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 and Dad got divorced and the weather got all dominated.

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 I'm Flint.

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 - I'm Hans de Leu.

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 - I don't see men.

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 - I win, I win, I win.

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 - I win, I win.

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 - I don't know, I don't know how to lose y'all.

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 We got the best girls.

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 This guy does Tennessee River.

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 - Jesus, that was a painful thing to learn.

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 - She has to be like, that is the worst character

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 - I don't know, you can't come up with a better record

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 - I'm requesting anybody listening to this.

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 I had a sport like to be addressed as Hanaleu.

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 Hanaleu.

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 - Robot side.

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 I don't, I don't know, I can't rhyme.

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 He fucking rhymes everything.

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 So I don't know what he's like.

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 I'm like this, you better be able

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 or whatever he fucking said.

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 I'm a four-way chef and-

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 - Honey, I don't know if you're a

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 four-way chef or not, but we got the best dang vittles

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 in my truck, so I'm inside of the Mississippi.

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 - All right, all right, all right.

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 So in case anybody has a video-

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 - Why would they tie her up?

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 and take her to Cobra?

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 - Like that makes no fucking-

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 - Everybody's lost.

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 So we went back and left the original G.I. Joe cartoon

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 that aired from like, what, 1983 to 85?

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 - And we're still Brock Brad and Amanda.

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 - No, I'm Flint.

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 - The Mississippi.

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 - Oh, definitely.

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 Hey, listen, I know everybody always says,

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 it fucking just felt right.

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 It's like a, it's like a warm blanket.

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 - We never got it checked on Brad since COVID.

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 I think it's spelled same.

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 And yeah, fuck yeah, Cobra Commander.

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 Bring it on.

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 You're not gonna get that.

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 - It's all coming around.

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 - So yeah, so just,

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 so everybody out there knows

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 all 10 people who listen to us.

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 Amanda and I watch--

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 - We're gonna buzz sprout.

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 - We love all of you.

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 - And Amanda and I watch the first mini series,

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 - That's Revenge of Cobra.

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 - Dude, listen.

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 - Dude, listen.

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 Brad watched all of it.

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 Brock and I told--

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 Season one is terrific.

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 - It's hard to go with that, huh?

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 that's when they bring in Sergeant Slaughter,

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 who is some fucking wrestler,

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 who wasn't even in the fucking army ever.

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 He's some fucking poser bullshit,

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 stolen glory motherfucker bullshit.

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 - Oh my God, Brad.

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 - It was like, it was like, it was like, it was like,

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 - Do it again, Brad.

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 - What?

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 - You gotta grab your atoms, Apple, and wiggle it.

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 - I wanna hear you do the cover up.

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 Like that's horrible.

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 That fucking kid, fuck off.

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 Brad, here's your Brad that.

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 Brock found it.

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 - Oh, boy.

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 - Oh, oh, so apparently Cobra Law was put in as a placeholder

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 for the name of this weird organization

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 that Cobra Commander was a part of.

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 - And they left it as morning to pull it out

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 and name it something else, but Hasbro is like,

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 Stupid decision.

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 - Yeah, they're like, fuck it, we don't give a shit.

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 Like, whatever, we're making balls money.

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 Like, let's just go for it.

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 - I mean, while we're watching this the entire time,

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 I'm like, this is a, like a cash cow dream.

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 - That was me through watching the whole thing.

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 It was like, we had that, we had that.

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 I remember that.

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 - I agree with that, but here's the thing.

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 I feel like Brock, we had the shit.

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 Most of the shit, we had it before it was in the cartoon.

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 I feel like we had, we had the,

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 like in the first, in the mass device,

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00:08:48,880 --> 00:08:51,640
 there are no his tanks, we had a his tank before that.

279
00:08:51,640 --> 00:08:54,520
 There's no, like, they, like, I feel like they put them in,

280
00:08:54,520 --> 00:08:57,040
 they put the, I feel like they-

281
00:08:57,040 --> 00:08:58,840
 - They put the toys before them.

282
00:08:58,840 --> 00:09:01,680
 - No, they put the toys into the cartoon.

283
00:09:01,680 --> 00:09:03,320
 Like, yeah.

284
00:09:03,320 --> 00:09:06,400
 The sky striker was in the mass, like, okay,

285
00:09:06,400 --> 00:09:08,680
 that might have been like, 'cause it was the first-

286
00:09:08,680 --> 00:09:10,520
 - Can you explain something in the mass device?

287
00:09:10,520 --> 00:09:11,780
 Do you steal one?

288
00:09:11,780 --> 00:09:14,400
 - No, I'm saying that might be,

289
00:09:14,400 --> 00:09:17,960
 the star striker might be, like that's one that is in the,

290
00:09:17,960 --> 00:09:19,680
 that's in the first episode, yeah.

291
00:09:19,680 --> 00:09:22,080
 That's where they're going, that's where Major Blood,

292
00:09:22,080 --> 00:09:27,120
 who is my favorite Cobra character,

293
00:09:27,120 --> 00:09:27,960
 but just-

294
00:09:27,960 --> 00:09:28,800
 - Millie?

295
00:09:28,800 --> 00:09:32,000
 - Disappears that Major Blood is the best.

296
00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:35,440
 - I don't remember you having Major Blood.

297
00:09:35,440 --> 00:09:38,240
 - I had, so Amanda, I had a Major Blood,

298
00:09:38,240 --> 00:09:41,360
 and there is a Major Blood who is living

299
00:09:41,360 --> 00:09:44,160
 in the bottom of Lake Winnipasaki,

300
00:09:44,160 --> 00:09:45,480
 (laughing)

301
00:09:45,480 --> 00:09:49,760
 in the hand of sure, or not, it's about two hours north.

302
00:09:49,760 --> 00:09:52,520
 - That's why Paz takes off, and we have all the money,

303
00:09:52,520 --> 00:09:53,680
 we're gonna go scuba diving.

304
00:09:53,680 --> 00:09:55,760
 - We're gonna find my fucking Major Blood.

305
00:09:55,760 --> 00:09:56,600
 - We're gonna find him.

306
00:09:56,600 --> 00:09:58,520
 - We're gonna find Major Blood.

307
00:09:58,520 --> 00:09:59,880
 - We're gonna find Major Blood.

308
00:09:59,880 --> 00:10:02,920
 - Listen, Patreons, put it on the plate.

309
00:10:02,920 --> 00:10:07,360
 We are gonna train Lake Winnipasaki to find my Major Blood,

310
00:10:07,360 --> 00:10:08,200
 that I love.

311
00:10:08,200 --> 00:10:11,040
 (laughing)

312
00:10:11,040 --> 00:10:13,680
 I don't even want to know what's at the bottom of that lake,

313
00:10:13,680 --> 00:10:17,880
 like, that's pretty clear, we could probably see Bursa.

314
00:10:17,880 --> 00:10:18,920
 No, they used to have muscle,

315
00:10:18,920 --> 00:10:20,040
 Brock, you remember that place?

316
00:10:20,040 --> 00:10:21,840
 They had muscles in the bottom, like,

317
00:10:21,840 --> 00:10:23,600
 our Uncle Neil, like--

318
00:10:23,600 --> 00:10:24,680
 - It's beautiful.

319
00:10:24,680 --> 00:10:26,960
 - Yes, Chris, Uncle Neil, he would go down,

320
00:10:26,960 --> 00:10:30,760
 he would go down, they'd got a bunch of muscles

321
00:10:30,760 --> 00:10:32,840
 off the ground, and just pick them up,

322
00:10:32,840 --> 00:10:34,520
 and like, we went back to the house,

323
00:10:34,520 --> 00:10:36,720
 like, we ate muscles that night, and it was like--

324
00:10:36,720 --> 00:10:38,720
 - Oh, that sounds amazing.

325
00:10:38,720 --> 00:10:43,040
 - It was, no, well Lake Winnipasaki is amazing,

326
00:10:43,040 --> 00:10:44,080
 but terrifying.

327
00:10:44,080 --> 00:10:45,680
 - You're making your Major Blood.

328
00:10:45,680 --> 00:10:48,960
 - Well, it did consume my Major Blood,

329
00:10:48,960 --> 00:10:50,400
 but I'll let it go, yeah.

330
00:10:50,400 --> 00:10:51,240
 Major Blood--

331
00:10:51,240 --> 00:10:54,000
 - You like Major Blood better than Destro?

332
00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:56,200
 - No, I don't, no, we'll not say that, no.

333
00:10:56,200 --> 00:10:57,640
 - Okay, 'cause I like Destro.

334
00:10:57,640 --> 00:11:00,440
 - No, well, I guess my point was that,

335
00:11:00,440 --> 00:11:01,640
 I guess I should clarify,

336
00:11:01,640 --> 00:11:04,800
 is that Destro stays relevant through all of this stuff,

337
00:11:04,800 --> 00:11:06,120
 like, he's still around.

338
00:11:06,120 --> 00:11:10,920
 Major Blood disappears in season two of like,

339
00:11:10,920 --> 00:11:13,120
 actually, he disappears really in season one

340
00:11:13,120 --> 00:11:16,480
 of the whole fucking show.

341
00:11:16,480 --> 00:11:19,040
 - Tomax and Xamod and Zartan.

342
00:11:19,040 --> 00:11:22,720
 - Oh, Tomax and Zartan, and they fucking hire out Zartan.

343
00:11:22,720 --> 00:11:24,520
 Oh, geez, don't even start with Zartan.

344
00:11:24,520 --> 00:11:26,520
 They fucking hire him out all the time,

345
00:11:26,520 --> 00:11:29,160
 and he's terrible, and he's got like,

346
00:11:29,160 --> 00:11:32,120
 three to five of booms, depending on which

347
00:11:32,120 --> 00:11:34,760
 episode you're watching, of his dreadnocks,

348
00:11:34,760 --> 00:11:37,560
 and they're terrible, they're terrible people.

349
00:11:37,560 --> 00:11:39,120
 He should not be a social--

350
00:11:39,120 --> 00:11:42,880
 - Zartan is-- - I think Zartan is such a great guy.

351
00:11:42,880 --> 00:11:44,880
 - He's just an hip, I don't think Brad saying

352
00:11:44,880 --> 00:11:45,720
 he's a bad person.

353
00:11:45,720 --> 00:11:48,240
 - Oh, I thought you were-- - No, no, no, he's an hip.

354
00:11:48,240 --> 00:11:52,320
 - I mean, I guess an hip, I mean, I guess it's like,

355
00:11:52,320 --> 00:11:54,480
 it's like Trump hiring in that people.

356
00:11:54,480 --> 00:11:56,800
 He's in that, why we're commanding in that,

357
00:11:56,800 --> 00:11:58,880
 and he hires in that people like Zartan.

358
00:11:58,880 --> 00:12:03,200
 Actually, Zartan's not an hip, it's Zartan,

359
00:12:03,200 --> 00:12:05,200
 he defers it to in that people.

360
00:12:05,200 --> 00:12:09,480
 They're dreadnocks, buzzer, and--

361
00:12:09,480 --> 00:12:11,880
 - Oh my god, you know that. - Foot porch, and--

362
00:12:11,880 --> 00:12:13,840
 - That's what the orange and yellow hair is.

363
00:12:13,840 --> 00:12:15,800
 - I'm sorry, the orange one just killed up in the movie,

364
00:12:15,800 --> 00:12:16,840
 I had no idea who that was.

365
00:12:16,840 --> 00:12:19,360
 - Cindy Lapper. - What happened?

366
00:12:19,360 --> 00:12:21,840
 - There's a female dreadnock that showed up in the movie.

367
00:12:21,840 --> 00:12:25,400
 - That's Zartan, that's Zartan's sister.

368
00:12:25,400 --> 00:12:26,760
 - I said Cindy Lapper.

369
00:12:26,760 --> 00:12:28,360
 - Well, there we go, okay, thank you.

370
00:12:28,360 --> 00:12:29,560
 I had no idea who the hell that was.

371
00:12:29,560 --> 00:12:33,040
 - So, Brad, what do you mean if it says him and her

372
00:12:33,040 --> 00:12:35,840
 and the mainframe fall in love?

373
00:12:35,840 --> 00:12:37,640
 'Cause she's pretending to be--

374
00:12:37,640 --> 00:12:41,640
 It's a pretty good episode, it's a heartfelt story,

375
00:12:41,640 --> 00:12:44,040
 like it's pretty-- - It's like a very special G.I.G.

376
00:12:44,040 --> 00:12:45,920
 - Yeah. - Yeah.

377
00:12:45,920 --> 00:12:47,760
 - The two power couples in G.I.J.

378
00:12:47,760 --> 00:12:52,760
 are Flint and Lady J, and Destro and the Baroness.

379
00:12:52,760 --> 00:12:55,680
 - Yeah, using-- - No, Flint's not,

380
00:12:55,680 --> 00:12:57,040
 no, Flint's not with Lady J's.

381
00:12:57,040 --> 00:13:02,480
 No, I think-- - Flint's part of the Duke.

382
00:13:02,480 --> 00:13:05,360
 - I think Duke is with Scarlet more than--

383
00:13:05,360 --> 00:13:06,200
 - Yeah.

384
00:13:06,200 --> 00:13:10,260
 - I feel like-- - I feel like Duke and Scarlet,

385
00:13:10,260 --> 00:13:13,000
 like they're the ones that got all the screen time, but--

386
00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:16,200
 - I feel like Lady J's-- - I mean, no offense,

387
00:13:16,200 --> 00:13:18,600
 but I feel like Flint's trying to get with Lady J,

388
00:13:18,600 --> 00:13:20,960
 and she keeps trying to tell him, I'm not interested.

389
00:13:20,960 --> 00:13:23,440
 That's not how I explain-- (laughing)

390
00:13:23,440 --> 00:13:27,000
 Like, listen to me, that's just not where I am.

391
00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:28,800
 You're not-- (laughing)

392
00:13:28,800 --> 00:13:31,440
 And I feel like Duke is sexually harassing Scarlet

393
00:13:31,440 --> 00:13:32,360
 the whole time.

394
00:13:32,360 --> 00:13:33,640
 - Oh, yes, absolutely.

395
00:13:33,640 --> 00:13:36,280
 - I do want to get in, I do want to ask you more about Duke

396
00:13:36,280 --> 00:13:38,200
 because obviously we didn't see all the episodes,

397
00:13:38,200 --> 00:13:41,280
 but there's something about Duke that I figured out

398
00:13:41,280 --> 00:13:42,800
 that I don't like, and I just want to see

399
00:13:42,800 --> 00:13:45,640
 if he gets any better with that as we get further into it,

400
00:13:45,640 --> 00:13:47,080
 but I can-- - You may, because--

401
00:13:47,080 --> 00:13:49,640
 Hold on, my notes are here, I think it says,

402
00:13:49,640 --> 00:13:52,440
 Duke is a bad soldier, it's what my notes say,

403
00:13:52,440 --> 00:13:54,680
 because-- - Well, he's constantly getting caught.

404
00:13:54,680 --> 00:13:57,160
 - You get caught in both of the fucking--

405
00:13:57,160 --> 00:13:59,440
 Yes, exactly, he's caught in both of them.

406
00:13:59,440 --> 00:14:00,880
 He's fucking terrible.

407
00:14:00,880 --> 00:14:03,160
 Like, yeah. - But no, okay, so I'll go ahead.

408
00:14:03,160 --> 00:14:06,480
 So my thing with Duke is, Duke is what I was always afraid,

409
00:14:06,480 --> 00:14:08,120
 Captain America would be if they ever tried

410
00:14:08,120 --> 00:14:09,600
 to make a Captain America movie,

411
00:14:09,600 --> 00:14:12,640
 where he's just cheesy, goody, goody,

412
00:14:12,640 --> 00:14:13,880
 - And stupid. - Unlikeable,

413
00:14:13,880 --> 00:14:16,920
 and an idiot, like, just a bad soldier, like you said.

414
00:14:16,920 --> 00:14:19,560
 - He's a Boy Scout too much, though.

415
00:14:19,560 --> 00:14:21,480
 He's a Boy Scout-- - Yeah, is it a boy Scout?

416
00:14:21,480 --> 00:14:22,920
 Is he a Boy Scout for the playing player?

417
00:14:22,920 --> 00:14:26,000
 - Yes. - What I watch so

418
00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:27,920
 in the traffic-- - Is that what I remember?

419
00:14:27,920 --> 00:14:29,520
 No, I remember when I was with Brock,

420
00:14:29,520 --> 00:14:31,800
 what actually happens in the rest of the episodes,

421
00:14:31,800 --> 00:14:33,040
 he gets pushed out.

422
00:14:33,040 --> 00:14:36,720
 Like, Hawk comes in, General Hawk comes in,

423
00:14:36,720 --> 00:14:40,280
 and Duke is kind of like, he's actually,

424
00:14:40,280 --> 00:14:43,200
 him and Flynn actually get pushed.

425
00:14:43,200 --> 00:14:45,960
 I wanna talk about the fucking, who's the fucking charge?

426
00:14:45,960 --> 00:14:50,560
 Because if you go look it up, Duke's a Sergeant.

427
00:14:50,560 --> 00:14:52,840
 Flynn is a war officer.

428
00:14:52,840 --> 00:14:55,960
 Hawk is obviously a General, so he's technically in charge,

429
00:14:55,960 --> 00:14:59,400
 but he doesn't show up until, like, episode, whatever.

430
00:14:59,400 --> 00:15:00,920
 I mean, like, 80.

431
00:15:00,920 --> 00:15:04,400
 Like, so they're all being run by a single--

432
00:15:04,400 --> 00:15:07,080
 - There's no officers.

433
00:15:07,080 --> 00:15:10,000
 - No, there's no officer at all, like--

434
00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:10,840
 - Yeah.

435
00:15:10,840 --> 00:15:13,640
 - Is it still, like, captain or-- - Captain, yeah.

436
00:15:13,640 --> 00:15:14,480
 - Like that, yeah.

437
00:15:14,480 --> 00:15:16,800
 - Where's the brother bar who's, like, fresh out of,

438
00:15:16,800 --> 00:15:19,400
 like, GI Joe's school, who's gonna run the fucking--

439
00:15:19,400 --> 00:15:22,120
 There isn't any of that shit, like, it's, I mean--

440
00:15:22,120 --> 00:15:23,800
 (laughing)

441
00:15:23,800 --> 00:15:26,200
 - We watched some of GI Joe's school.

442
00:15:26,200 --> 00:15:28,440
 - Well, honestly, the big, another big problem I had,

443
00:15:28,440 --> 00:15:30,920
 and this was just on me, is that at the same time

444
00:15:30,920 --> 00:15:32,160
 we were trying to watch GI Joe,

445
00:15:32,160 --> 00:15:34,360
 I actually re-watch Band of Brothers.

446
00:15:34,360 --> 00:15:35,960
 - So-- - Oh, Christ.

447
00:15:35,960 --> 00:15:38,840
 - I'm just like, "Oh, God, yes, yes, yes."

448
00:15:38,840 --> 00:15:40,960
 You know, I'm watching this really realistic,

449
00:15:40,960 --> 00:15:44,000
 really excellent, you know, Joe, about real,

450
00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:46,360
 you know, soldiers, and then I put GI Joe on it.

451
00:15:46,360 --> 00:15:47,920
 I'm just like, "Ugh."

452
00:15:47,920 --> 00:15:49,320
 It was bad, dude, I'm like--

453
00:15:49,320 --> 00:15:52,000
 - Wait, you weren't surprised that in Band of Brothers,

454
00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:53,640
 the Nazis were shooting at all of them,

455
00:15:53,640 --> 00:15:55,880
 they didn't, they missed every time?

456
00:15:55,880 --> 00:15:58,760
 - Yeah, yeah, I know-- - Like, none of them did--

457
00:15:58,760 --> 00:16:00,520
 - And the-- - Don't be dying

458
00:16:00,520 --> 00:16:02,800
 during D-Day, they all jumped out and had parachutes.

459
00:16:02,800 --> 00:16:03,840
 - Yeah, a parachute.

460
00:16:03,840 --> 00:16:05,760
 Listen, okay, I'm not gonna knock it for that.

461
00:16:05,760 --> 00:16:07,560
 Like, it's a kid's show. - I know, me either.

462
00:16:07,560 --> 00:16:08,480
 It's a kid's show.

463
00:16:08,480 --> 00:16:09,640
 - Yeah, it's a kid's show.

464
00:16:09,640 --> 00:16:12,560
 But I will say this, and I was mentioning this

465
00:16:12,560 --> 00:16:17,080
 to Kelly earlier, is that all the Cobra people

466
00:16:17,080 --> 00:16:20,240
 are fucking buff, like, they are fucking,

467
00:16:20,240 --> 00:16:22,680
 and they're wearing, like, they're wearing, like,

468
00:16:22,680 --> 00:16:24,720
 skin-tight clothes, like, you--

469
00:16:24,720 --> 00:16:26,040
 - And they're all white.

470
00:16:26,040 --> 00:16:28,760
 - You can see, no, but you can see, that's true, too.

471
00:16:28,760 --> 00:16:29,840
 But you can see-- - They're all white.

472
00:16:29,840 --> 00:16:32,200
 The terrorist organization is all white.

473
00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:34,760
 - But you can see ass cracks, you can see, like--

474
00:16:34,760 --> 00:16:35,600
 - Oh, yeah.

475
00:16:35,600 --> 00:16:36,440
 - They're buck crack.

476
00:16:36,440 --> 00:16:37,280
 I mean, I think-- - Even though--

477
00:16:37,280 --> 00:16:39,320
 - I mean, the linebacker was buff,

478
00:16:39,320 --> 00:16:41,480
 and he was, he looked like he was 50.

479
00:16:41,480 --> 00:16:43,640
 - No, I'm better than this one, yeah.

480
00:16:43,640 --> 00:16:45,560
 He's like, I'm gonna hit the, fuck you,

481
00:16:45,560 --> 00:16:48,100
 I gotta hit the weights tonight, like, yeah.

482
00:16:48,100 --> 00:16:50,080
 (laughing)

483
00:16:50,080 --> 00:16:52,160
 - Destro, it's still the best.

484
00:16:52,160 --> 00:16:54,120
 - Yeah, they will-- - On the Cobra side.

485
00:16:54,120 --> 00:16:56,480
 - Yeah, and that's a good point, yeah.

486
00:16:56,480 --> 00:16:59,160
 - I had a really fun conversation on Twitter

487
00:16:59,160 --> 00:17:01,240
 with some people that I'm friends with

488
00:17:01,240 --> 00:17:03,880
 and brought up GI Joe.

489
00:17:03,880 --> 00:17:08,120
 And evidently, people of our generation,

490
00:17:08,120 --> 00:17:10,960
 the men and women of our age,

491
00:17:10,960 --> 00:17:15,120
 all really felt like Flint and Lady J could get it.

492
00:17:15,120 --> 00:17:16,480
 Like, that was where it went.

493
00:17:16,480 --> 00:17:17,880
 - Good, get it, what?

494
00:17:17,880 --> 00:17:18,880
 - What did that mean?

495
00:17:18,880 --> 00:17:20,920
 - Sorry, they were hot.

496
00:17:20,920 --> 00:17:23,040
 Both Lady J and Flint, like, it seems like

497
00:17:23,040 --> 00:17:24,760
 they came in.

498
00:17:24,760 --> 00:17:26,800
 It's like how it's all over being better than--

499
00:17:26,800 --> 00:17:29,960
 - You know, I was always a cover girl.

500
00:17:29,960 --> 00:17:31,840
 She was the-- - What would it mean?

501
00:17:31,840 --> 00:17:32,680
 - Cover girl.

502
00:17:32,680 --> 00:17:34,240
 - Did you want a cover girl or redhead cover?

503
00:17:34,240 --> 00:17:35,400
 - Right?

504
00:17:35,400 --> 00:17:36,680
 - It didn't matter.

505
00:17:36,680 --> 00:17:37,960
 (laughing)

506
00:17:37,960 --> 00:17:39,040
 - So what was it called?

507
00:17:39,040 --> 00:17:40,640
 - She drove that badass tank.

508
00:17:40,640 --> 00:17:42,600
 - That wall, she drove that wall of rain

509
00:17:42,600 --> 00:17:45,060
 with a fucking rocket launcher, so I was all in.

510
00:17:45,060 --> 00:17:46,280
 - That was an amazing toy.

511
00:17:46,280 --> 00:17:47,120
 - Yeah.

512
00:17:47,120 --> 00:17:47,960
 (laughing)

513
00:17:47,960 --> 00:17:48,800
 - It's amazing.

514
00:17:48,800 --> 00:17:49,640
 - It had like 800.

515
00:17:49,640 --> 00:17:50,480
 - She went ahead with this.

516
00:17:50,480 --> 00:17:52,520
 - She told us this was, yeah.

517
00:17:52,520 --> 00:17:54,520
 It was a good toy.

518
00:17:54,520 --> 00:17:55,560
 - We always kind of like cover girl.

519
00:17:55,560 --> 00:17:57,560
 I never really liked Scarlet's outfit.

520
00:17:57,560 --> 00:17:59,440
 I had, I mean, even as a kid, I was like,

521
00:17:59,440 --> 00:18:00,640
 "That's a stupid outfit."

522
00:18:00,640 --> 00:18:02,040
 - A yellow leotard and something like that.

523
00:18:02,040 --> 00:18:02,880
 - Whatever the outfit.

524
00:18:02,880 --> 00:18:03,720
 - Right?

525
00:18:03,720 --> 00:18:04,560
 - Yeah.

526
00:18:04,560 --> 00:18:07,200
 - You had a problem with their wardrobe, is what you're saying?

527
00:18:07,200 --> 00:18:09,040
 - Yes, yes, I actually did.

528
00:18:09,040 --> 00:18:10,480
 (laughing)

529
00:18:10,480 --> 00:18:11,480
 I realized that, I don't know,

530
00:18:11,480 --> 00:18:12,720
 this isn't Scarlet, never did it.

531
00:18:12,720 --> 00:18:15,320
 - Well, okay, in the very beginning of the mass device,

532
00:18:15,320 --> 00:18:18,640
 which I just watched just now before we started the record,

533
00:18:18,640 --> 00:18:22,320
 fucking Duke totally sexually harasses her.

534
00:18:22,320 --> 00:18:23,360
 - Yes.

535
00:18:23,360 --> 00:18:25,720
 - And it's like, okay, what's the 80s?

536
00:18:25,720 --> 00:18:26,560
 Let's do it, baby.

537
00:18:26,560 --> 00:18:28,240
 Like, so bad.

538
00:18:28,240 --> 00:18:29,920
 It was so bad.

539
00:18:29,920 --> 00:18:31,560
 - I'm gonna show you my mass device.

540
00:18:31,560 --> 00:18:32,400
 - Right.

541
00:18:32,400 --> 00:18:33,240
 (laughing)

542
00:18:33,240 --> 00:18:34,080
 - That looks lovely.

543
00:18:34,080 --> 00:18:35,760
 - I'm gonna hang out with the slave girl,

544
00:18:35,760 --> 00:18:38,720
 and he's like, giving her a ring.

545
00:18:38,720 --> 00:18:41,520
 - Oh god, no, the sleep, that, oh god.

546
00:18:41,520 --> 00:18:46,520
 - And then when they rescue Scarlet and the slave girl,

547
00:18:46,520 --> 00:18:49,080
 he, Duke's got a girl on each arm,

548
00:18:49,080 --> 00:18:50,840
 like through the rest of the series.

549
00:18:50,840 --> 00:18:53,880
 Duke is, Duke is the man, he is.

550
00:18:53,880 --> 00:18:55,040
 (laughing)

551
00:18:55,040 --> 00:18:59,280
 No, but it is, I'll tell you, like you said,

552
00:18:59,280 --> 00:19:03,720
 you guys watched the first, so the way it worked was,

553
00:19:03,720 --> 00:19:07,520
 they did a mini series of, which was the mass device,

554
00:19:07,520 --> 00:19:08,680
 the one we're talking about.

555
00:19:08,680 --> 00:19:10,560
 Then he had another mini series,

556
00:19:10,560 --> 00:19:12,360
 which was the Revenge of Cobra,

557
00:19:12,360 --> 00:19:14,560
 which we all know is the Weather Dominator.

558
00:19:14,560 --> 00:19:17,720
 And then they actually start the season of the show, right?

559
00:19:17,720 --> 00:19:18,560
 - Right.

560
00:19:18,560 --> 00:19:23,160
 - It is a, it is a complete change.

561
00:19:23,160 --> 00:19:28,160
 Like Cobra is this sleazy, like horrible place

562
00:19:28,160 --> 00:19:30,560
 in the, in the mass device, at least for me.

563
00:19:30,560 --> 00:19:33,560
 They have slaves, they have like this fucking pit of doom,

564
00:19:33,560 --> 00:19:35,720
 like, and then they turn into just like

565
00:19:35,720 --> 00:19:38,360
 your generic bad guy in the Weather Dominator.

566
00:19:38,360 --> 00:19:39,600
 Did you guys feel aware?

567
00:19:39,600 --> 00:19:41,720
 - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

568
00:19:41,720 --> 00:19:45,200
 - Like they start off as like a serious terrorist

569
00:19:45,200 --> 00:19:47,160
 subjugating the meek kind of thing.

570
00:19:47,160 --> 00:19:50,080
 Like you're like, "Oh, whoa, this is, no."

571
00:19:50,080 --> 00:19:53,760
 And then they abandoned that kind of,

572
00:19:53,760 --> 00:19:59,240
 I don't, I, I guess it's subjugating people

573
00:19:59,240 --> 00:20:01,000
 and just go for world domination

574
00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:03,680
 and stealing the Eiffel Tower and...

575
00:20:03,680 --> 00:20:05,480
 - Well, that was something that I found interesting

576
00:20:05,480 --> 00:20:06,840
 is that when I watched this, you know,

577
00:20:06,840 --> 00:20:09,040
 they say in the beginning of every episode, you know,

578
00:20:09,040 --> 00:20:12,200
 with Cobra, a ruthless terrorist organization

579
00:20:12,200 --> 00:20:14,440
 bent on world domination or whatever.

580
00:20:14,440 --> 00:20:17,520
 And as a kid, it was like terrorists, they're just bad guys.

581
00:20:17,520 --> 00:20:21,960
 - No, terrorists are a completely different man.

582
00:20:21,960 --> 00:20:22,800
 - Right.

583
00:20:22,800 --> 00:20:24,120
 - than everybody re-watching it.

584
00:20:24,120 --> 00:20:26,920
 It's in context, everybody, oh yeah, 9/11, you know,

585
00:20:26,920 --> 00:20:27,760
 or whatever.

586
00:20:27,760 --> 00:20:29,880
 - Yeah, and as a kid, I remember thinking like,

587
00:20:29,880 --> 00:20:33,380
 why in the hell are they following Cobra Commander?

588
00:20:33,380 --> 00:20:35,480
 Because this guy is an absolute...

589
00:20:35,480 --> 00:20:36,560
 - Oh, no, he's terrible.

590
00:20:36,560 --> 00:20:37,400
 He is terrible.

591
00:20:37,400 --> 00:20:38,320
 It should be fun.

592
00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:39,880
 - In the mass device, they explain

593
00:20:39,880 --> 00:20:41,760
 because he's kind of like, he has all the money

594
00:20:41,760 --> 00:20:44,400
 and all the context, he's the financer.

595
00:20:44,400 --> 00:20:46,400
 - No, but okay, so I watch, okay.

596
00:20:46,400 --> 00:20:49,560
 So the first five episodes of the pyramid,

597
00:20:49,560 --> 00:20:52,200
 which are the first episode, or the first season,

598
00:20:52,200 --> 00:20:55,560
 is the, it's called the Pyramid of Darkness.

599
00:20:55,560 --> 00:20:59,280
 And Tomax and Vamai are the actual,

600
00:20:59,280 --> 00:21:02,760
 they have a corporation and they are financing Cobra Commander.

601
00:21:02,760 --> 00:21:06,080
 So they actually try to take him over at one point

602
00:21:06,080 --> 00:21:09,200
 during the five episodes.

603
00:21:09,200 --> 00:21:11,720
 So it's weird that like, yeah, he's a fucking,

604
00:21:11,720 --> 00:21:13,520
 I don't understand why anybody,

605
00:21:13,520 --> 00:21:18,520
 he is a, to be, I wanna try to say a word,

606
00:21:18,520 --> 00:21:23,080
 but I said earlier tonight to Kelly,

607
00:21:23,080 --> 00:21:25,680
 oh, not say it's word anymore because it's a bad word,

608
00:21:25,680 --> 00:21:27,080
 as far as gender.

609
00:21:27,080 --> 00:21:28,480
 - Is that a bad word?

610
00:21:28,480 --> 00:21:31,400
 - No, it wasn't Trump, it wasn't Trump.

611
00:21:31,400 --> 00:21:33,200
 He gives it a P and N's and a Y.

612
00:21:33,200 --> 00:21:34,720
 So I'm not gonna do it with him.

613
00:21:34,720 --> 00:21:37,680
 But the Cobra Commander is that

614
00:21:37,680 --> 00:21:41,880
 and Dastro should totally be the head of Cobra.

615
00:21:41,880 --> 00:21:44,840
 They would win if they just listen to him,

616
00:21:44,840 --> 00:21:46,720
 although he does have his moments

617
00:21:46,720 --> 00:21:48,320
 'cause he's the day the year two.

618
00:21:48,320 --> 00:21:51,640
 - He gets, he ends up with control

619
00:21:51,640 --> 00:21:54,720
 during the weather dominator series at some point.

620
00:21:54,720 --> 00:21:56,120
 And it's like a ghost to his head.

621
00:21:56,120 --> 00:21:57,040
 - No, that was the master's.

622
00:21:57,040 --> 00:21:57,880
 - Was it the master's?

623
00:21:57,880 --> 00:21:58,720
 - Yeah.

624
00:21:58,720 --> 00:21:59,560
 - Okay.

625
00:21:59,560 --> 00:22:00,800
 - 'Cause he gets mad at Cobra Commander

626
00:22:00,800 --> 00:22:02,680
 for trying to destroy New York.

627
00:22:02,680 --> 00:22:05,400
 And then when he, with Dastro put those commands

628
00:22:05,400 --> 00:22:06,640
 and then they don't give in,

629
00:22:06,640 --> 00:22:08,560
 he gets mad and goes to destroy New York.

630
00:22:08,560 --> 00:22:09,880
 - He's like, dude.

631
00:22:09,880 --> 00:22:11,800
 That's exactly what you were just pissed off

632
00:22:11,800 --> 00:22:13,080
 about Cobra Commander doing.

633
00:22:13,080 --> 00:22:16,280
 - I would say this, Cobra needs to work,

634
00:22:16,280 --> 00:22:20,200
 they put fucking Trump to shame on the branding stuff.

635
00:22:20,200 --> 00:22:23,640
 Like everything, everything with the fucking,

636
00:22:23,640 --> 00:22:25,520
 we got a plane, we're gonna make them out,

637
00:22:25,520 --> 00:22:26,480
 we're gonna make the front of the plane

638
00:22:26,480 --> 00:22:28,440
 look like a fucking snake 'cause we're fucking--

639
00:22:28,440 --> 00:22:29,280
 - It does.

640
00:22:29,280 --> 00:22:30,680
 - Like every fucking thing.

641
00:22:30,680 --> 00:22:33,320
 Like we're gonna have a, in the way that,

642
00:22:33,320 --> 00:22:38,320
 we're gonna have a fucking palace come out of the ground,

643
00:22:39,320 --> 00:22:42,280
 everything that snakes are in the mast device,

644
00:22:42,280 --> 00:22:43,400
 we're gonna have snakes everywhere

645
00:22:43,400 --> 00:22:45,760
 who are just asking for people's identification.

646
00:22:45,760 --> 00:22:46,600
 So.

647
00:22:46,600 --> 00:22:48,120
 - We were talking about that,

648
00:22:48,120 --> 00:22:49,680
 I was like, there's snakes everywhere,

649
00:22:49,680 --> 00:22:51,280
 they're not doing a lot.

650
00:22:51,280 --> 00:22:52,160
 Like they're threatening.

651
00:22:52,160 --> 00:22:53,920
 - Well, and the commander also pisses a lot more

652
00:22:53,920 --> 00:22:55,480
 in the mast device for us.

653
00:22:55,480 --> 00:22:56,320
 - He does.

654
00:22:56,320 --> 00:22:57,400
 No, he definitely does.

655
00:22:57,400 --> 00:23:01,040
 He definitely drags his ass out a lot more than,

656
00:23:01,040 --> 00:23:01,880
 in any other--

657
00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:04,200
 - Why do we suddenly wear a hood in the weather dominator?

658
00:23:04,200 --> 00:23:06,120
 That always bothered me as a kid.

659
00:23:06,120 --> 00:23:07,680
 - I'm telling you why, I told you before,

660
00:23:07,680 --> 00:23:08,520
 it's a new toy.

661
00:23:08,520 --> 00:23:09,920
 - It's making masks, it's hot.

662
00:23:09,920 --> 00:23:10,760
 - Yeah.

663
00:23:10,760 --> 00:23:11,600
 - Come on.

664
00:23:11,600 --> 00:23:13,240
 (all laughing)

665
00:23:13,240 --> 00:23:16,520
 - We're in the coat, we're in the coat.

666
00:23:16,520 --> 00:23:18,080
 We felt the face mask are hot,

667
00:23:18,080 --> 00:23:20,520
 so he went to the hood, it's a pretty small.

668
00:23:20,520 --> 00:23:21,360
 - Okay, that makes--

669
00:23:21,360 --> 00:23:23,680
 - Or is it that Shipwreck wanted him to wear

670
00:23:23,680 --> 00:23:25,240
 a different like a hood?

671
00:23:25,240 --> 00:23:27,240
 - Oh God, are we getting the Shipwreck now?

672
00:23:27,240 --> 00:23:28,800
 (all laughing)

673
00:23:28,800 --> 00:23:31,120
 The whole thing morning, 40 Shipwreck?

674
00:23:31,120 --> 00:23:33,520
 (all laughing)

675
00:23:33,520 --> 00:23:37,160
 - Seriously, the entire time that he was in

676
00:23:37,160 --> 00:23:39,720
 the weather dominator part, it was like, Jesus,

677
00:23:39,720 --> 00:23:42,400
 he just will not relent.

678
00:23:42,400 --> 00:23:45,720
 - No, I mean, that's true for, I watched,

679
00:23:45,720 --> 00:23:48,640
 I probably watched another 20 episodes after that one, right?

680
00:23:48,640 --> 00:23:51,200
 - Did you call me Amanda, my name is Honda Loo.

681
00:23:51,200 --> 00:23:56,120
 - I'm sorry, Honda Loo, Honda Loo, after I watched,

682
00:23:56,120 --> 00:23:58,200
 and he, like at one point he basically,

683
00:23:58,200 --> 00:24:01,640
 he's like, hey Scarlet, let's go out and get Spaghetti,

684
00:24:01,640 --> 00:24:04,560
 I know this great place off base gives Spaghetti,

685
00:24:04,560 --> 00:24:06,520
 and then she slaps him in one of the episodes,

686
00:24:06,520 --> 00:24:07,920
 I was like, oh my God.

687
00:24:07,920 --> 00:24:08,760
 (all laughing)

688
00:24:08,760 --> 00:24:10,800
 - Like this is like, we're just like,

689
00:24:10,800 --> 00:24:13,120
 here we go, sexual harassment straight up,

690
00:24:13,120 --> 00:24:15,920
 we're gonna like, no, he goes after her,

691
00:24:15,920 --> 00:24:18,600
 he goes after Lee Jay, it's like,

692
00:24:18,600 --> 00:24:21,880
 and then, I mean, then he ended up having sex

693
00:24:21,880 --> 00:24:23,360
 with a mermaid, so it's all good.

694
00:24:23,360 --> 00:24:25,240
 - Right, her name's Mara.

695
00:24:25,240 --> 00:24:26,080
 - Mara.

696
00:24:26,080 --> 00:24:27,280
 - That's what happens in the episode,

697
00:24:27,280 --> 00:24:28,680
 we didn't get to, oh God.

698
00:24:28,680 --> 00:24:31,600
 - Her name's Mara, and she's like a genetically altered,

699
00:24:31,600 --> 00:24:34,160
 like half eel half.

700
00:24:34,160 --> 00:24:35,800
 - He definitely has sex with her.

701
00:24:35,800 --> 00:24:38,040
 - Oh, they've never made that for a bone, yeah.

702
00:24:38,040 --> 00:24:39,640
 - I mean, we didn't see his actual, I mean--

703
00:24:39,640 --> 00:24:41,200
 - Dude, was there a little baby mermaid

704
00:24:41,200 --> 00:24:42,480
 with a sailor's hat on?

705
00:24:42,480 --> 00:24:44,280
 I mean, you have a little proof of both?

706
00:24:44,280 --> 00:24:45,520
 - No, but I'll tell you this,

707
00:24:45,520 --> 00:24:47,520
 what happened, it happened is like she,

708
00:24:47,520 --> 00:24:49,480
 obviously they can't stay together, right?

709
00:24:49,480 --> 00:24:51,920
 'Cause she was a mermaid and he's a man.

710
00:24:51,920 --> 00:24:53,320
 - It's like splash, yeah.

711
00:24:53,320 --> 00:24:54,480
 - Yeah, exactly.

712
00:24:54,480 --> 00:24:58,080
 No, so she looked, so, but there's another episode,

713
00:24:58,080 --> 00:25:00,480
 I mean, later in the first season where

714
00:25:00,480 --> 00:25:05,760
 they're trying to find a, shit, okay.

715
00:25:05,760 --> 00:25:09,040
 There's a doctor that has a formula

716
00:25:09,040 --> 00:25:12,740
 that will turn water into a bomb, right?

717
00:25:12,740 --> 00:25:13,580
 And--

718
00:25:13,580 --> 00:25:14,420
 - Of course.

719
00:25:14,420 --> 00:25:16,400
 - So the entire ocean is gonna be a bomb?

720
00:25:16,400 --> 00:25:20,840
 - Right, so, wait, hold on, let me finish this,

721
00:25:20,840 --> 00:25:25,840
 make sure, if you would let me finish.

722
00:25:25,840 --> 00:25:31,240
 So he's escaped, and Lady J and Shipwreck have found the guy,

723
00:25:32,200 --> 00:25:37,200
 and what happens is he uses some sort of device

724
00:25:37,200 --> 00:25:44,760
 to like, he puts, I don't even know what he does,

725
00:25:44,760 --> 00:25:47,160
 he fucking puts up on his fucking forehead

726
00:25:47,160 --> 00:25:50,720
 that transfers the knowledge of the formula

727
00:25:50,720 --> 00:25:52,760
 into his brain, right?

728
00:25:52,760 --> 00:25:53,600
 But--

729
00:25:53,600 --> 00:25:54,840
 - From the doctor to--

730
00:25:54,840 --> 00:25:57,200
 - The doctor, the doctor to Shipwreck.

731
00:25:57,200 --> 00:26:02,200
 - But, but he then gives the passcode to Lady J

732
00:26:02,200 --> 00:26:04,240
 to get it out, right?

733
00:26:04,240 --> 00:26:07,600
 And then they try to get back to the flag,

734
00:26:07,600 --> 00:26:10,520
 which is the big battleship they're all on, right?

735
00:26:10,520 --> 00:26:15,280
 And then shit happens, his little shark thing blows up

736
00:26:15,280 --> 00:26:18,120
 and blah, blah, blah, and so, what happened,

737
00:26:18,120 --> 00:26:20,400
 no, what happened, no, this, I mean, hold on, wait,

738
00:26:20,400 --> 00:26:24,760
 it gets better, wait, I'm getting to the point

739
00:26:24,760 --> 00:26:26,400
 where it actually makes sense.

740
00:26:27,840 --> 00:26:29,760
 - So Shipwreck wakes up,

741
00:26:29,760 --> 00:26:33,120
 and he's being told it was like six years later,

742
00:26:33,120 --> 00:26:36,840
 like he fell off a ladder, he's okay.

743
00:26:36,840 --> 00:26:39,280
 Like, GI Joe has been dispersed,

744
00:26:39,280 --> 00:26:40,600
 Cobra's been defeated,

745
00:26:40,600 --> 00:26:44,600
 Lady J died years ago during the flag,

746
00:26:44,600 --> 00:26:46,280
 when it got, the flag which is the battleship,

747
00:26:46,280 --> 00:26:47,320
 when it got sunk.

748
00:26:47,320 --> 00:26:50,640
 And so, and Moore's there, Moore's his wife, he has a kid.

749
00:26:50,640 --> 00:26:53,680
 And what it is is Cobra's up this fake fucking town

750
00:26:54,880 --> 00:26:58,040
 where they're trying to get the formula out of him,

751
00:26:58,040 --> 00:27:02,480
 so they like basically have him in this town the whole time.

752
00:27:02,480 --> 00:27:04,840
 And every night, at night, they like pick him up

753
00:27:04,840 --> 00:27:09,280
 and they take him somewhere and try to get him to like,

754
00:27:09,280 --> 00:27:13,880
 they were like reading like code words to him.

755
00:27:13,880 --> 00:27:18,200
 So he will figure out the fucking, whatever the formula is.

756
00:27:18,200 --> 00:27:19,800
 - Were you yelling passwords at him?

757
00:27:19,800 --> 00:27:21,800
 - Yeah, there you go, Pat, I was like,

758
00:27:21,800 --> 00:27:26,680
 four, two, three, four, no, two, three, four, five.

759
00:27:26,680 --> 00:27:31,760
 Yeah, no, I want, Brock, I kid you not at one point,

760
00:27:31,760 --> 00:27:34,960
 they say, I'm sorry, Flint at one point,

761
00:27:34,960 --> 00:27:38,800
 they say, we're gonna read him everywhere in the dictionary

762
00:27:38,800 --> 00:27:40,280
 and they have him laying on the table

763
00:27:40,280 --> 00:27:43,160
 and they're just starting with like, Abba, Abba,

764
00:27:43,160 --> 00:27:46,560
 like, they just start going for the fucking picture.

765
00:27:46,560 --> 00:27:48,360
 - Aw, Flint.

766
00:27:48,360 --> 00:27:50,600
 - This was still season one or is this season two?

767
00:27:50,600 --> 00:27:51,960
 - Season one.

768
00:27:51,960 --> 00:27:55,600
 - I didn't realize, I don't remember Shipwreck

769
00:27:55,600 --> 00:27:57,600
 being such a big character.

770
00:27:57,600 --> 00:27:58,440
 - I guess he was?

771
00:27:58,440 --> 00:27:59,920
 - Yeah, he was.

772
00:27:59,920 --> 00:28:01,640
 Do you know mom loves Shipwreck?

773
00:28:01,640 --> 00:28:04,520
 We used to watch, I mean, remember her lovin' her.

774
00:28:04,520 --> 00:28:08,580
 - Shipwreck was the teenage male hormone impetus.

775
00:28:08,580 --> 00:28:13,560
 - Okay, that's a really big word you just use.

776
00:28:13,560 --> 00:28:14,400
 - Yeah.

777
00:28:14,400 --> 00:28:15,240
 - Teenage?

778
00:28:15,240 --> 00:28:17,560
 - Yeah, I will say this though.

779
00:28:17,560 --> 00:28:19,800
 I mean, I don't know, okay, we can agree with that.

780
00:28:19,800 --> 00:28:23,840
 Oh, so this, there are a lot of dad jokes in this cartoon.

781
00:28:23,840 --> 00:28:26,240
 Did you guys care about that?

782
00:28:26,240 --> 00:28:28,040
 Like, all the dad jokes.

783
00:28:28,040 --> 00:28:29,600
 - Oh, a roadblock.

784
00:28:29,600 --> 00:28:32,960
 - A roadblock is just a dad joke machine, yeah.

785
00:28:32,960 --> 00:28:35,080
 - Yeah, he's a poet.

786
00:28:35,080 --> 00:28:36,880
 He's the couplet master.

787
00:28:36,880 --> 00:28:38,640
 - I mean, I just felt like most of the dialogue

788
00:28:38,640 --> 00:28:41,000
 was pretty cheesy, but it's a kids show.

789
00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:43,000
 - That was, you know what Brad, that was something funny

790
00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:45,520
 that we were like watching it, Brock was like,

791
00:28:45,520 --> 00:28:47,720
 God, there's like no downtime.

792
00:28:47,720 --> 00:28:48,800
 It's just like, you know,

793
00:28:48,800 --> 00:28:53,200
 it's like, yeah, but it's like battles of battles of battle.

794
00:28:53,200 --> 00:28:56,480
 I didn't know, I didn't know why they did it.

795
00:28:56,480 --> 00:28:57,320
 - Yeah, no.

796
00:28:57,320 --> 00:28:58,160
 - It was a jarring.

797
00:28:58,160 --> 00:28:59,840
 - No, it really was like--

798
00:28:59,840 --> 00:29:02,280
 - But it's like, I know this is the fifth episode

799
00:29:02,280 --> 00:29:04,600
 and they're still in the middle of this huge battle.

800
00:29:04,600 --> 00:29:05,840
 How are they gonna wrap all this up?

801
00:29:05,840 --> 00:29:07,400
 And then boom, boom, boom, boom, it's over.

802
00:29:07,400 --> 00:29:09,760
 - It was, I mean, it was a good observation.

803
00:29:09,760 --> 00:29:11,760
 I mean, it kept us all, like, think about it.

804
00:29:11,760 --> 00:29:15,400
 - I would say the music for the first two miniseries

805
00:29:15,400 --> 00:29:18,000
 before it gets a real serious,

806
00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:20,240
 it's phenomenal, it's great.

807
00:29:20,240 --> 00:29:21,080
 It's--

808
00:29:21,080 --> 00:29:22,640
 - I just had the same thing.

809
00:29:22,640 --> 00:29:25,800
 - But the music is, it's like,

810
00:29:25,800 --> 00:29:27,360
 and you're like, oh yeah, I'm into it, let's go.

811
00:29:27,360 --> 00:29:29,120
 Like, yeah, fucking it, let's get Cobra,

812
00:29:29,120 --> 00:29:30,360
 whatever they're doing, right?

813
00:29:30,360 --> 00:29:35,360
 It's great, but it changes the regular season.

814
00:29:35,360 --> 00:29:37,360
 They don't have, it's not as,

815
00:29:37,360 --> 00:29:41,360
 it's not as, like, the soundtrack isn't like the whole time.

816
00:29:41,360 --> 00:29:44,400
 So it's like, okay, like, there's a low point

817
00:29:44,400 --> 00:29:47,120
 kind of sometimes, you're like, all right, I mean,

818
00:29:47,120 --> 00:29:49,520
 no, those first two,

819
00:29:49,520 --> 00:29:52,000
 the mass device and the weather don matter

820
00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:55,520
 or the revenge of Cobra for everything.

821
00:29:55,520 --> 00:29:56,360
 Yeah.

822
00:29:56,360 --> 00:29:57,720
 - We all gotcha.

823
00:29:57,720 --> 00:30:00,480
 - It is, like, the music, it's just, yeah, it's like,

824
00:30:00,480 --> 00:30:03,280
 okay, all right, we're getting blown up here, no, let's go.

825
00:30:03,280 --> 00:30:07,720
 But we're going, it's like, it is amazing.

826
00:30:07,720 --> 00:30:10,640
 - The sound effect that they use for, like,

827
00:30:10,640 --> 00:30:13,840
 the worms of death and anything that's like evil,

828
00:30:13,840 --> 00:30:16,920
 I don't even know how to describe that in the ways.

829
00:30:16,920 --> 00:30:19,640
 The worms of death, what are those?

830
00:30:19,640 --> 00:30:23,640
 - Oh, in the mass device, the big tubular worms?

831
00:30:23,640 --> 00:30:24,480
 Yeah.

832
00:30:24,480 --> 00:30:26,640
 - Yeah, those are, yeah, I don't even know what the,

833
00:30:26,640 --> 00:30:27,480
 I don't even know what the,

834
00:30:27,480 --> 00:30:28,360
 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that scene

835
00:30:28,360 --> 00:30:30,120
 of the program shows up there, like,

836
00:30:30,120 --> 00:30:31,040
 I don't know what we're gonna do,

837
00:30:31,040 --> 00:30:33,280
 we gotta go in the water, and then Torpy is like,

838
00:30:33,280 --> 00:30:35,400
 "Hey, how are you, Joe's here, I come."

839
00:30:35,400 --> 00:30:38,240
 (both laughing)

840
00:30:38,240 --> 00:30:41,480
 That is great, it is ridiculous.

841
00:30:41,480 --> 00:30:44,520
 - The funny thing that he goes up and brought goes,

842
00:30:44,520 --> 00:30:45,840
 "We had that toy."

843
00:30:45,840 --> 00:30:46,680
 (both laughing)

844
00:30:46,680 --> 00:30:48,720
 - And I also noticed, like, the animation style

845
00:30:48,720 --> 00:30:50,280
 got significantly better-- - It didn't get better.

846
00:30:50,280 --> 00:30:53,400
 - Between the device and the denominator,

847
00:30:53,400 --> 00:30:56,200
 and so you didn't watch any of the movie, right, friend?

848
00:30:56,200 --> 00:30:57,800
 - No, I didn't go there.

849
00:30:57,800 --> 00:30:58,800
 But I-- - I didn't--

850
00:30:58,800 --> 00:31:01,720
 - You should just watch the opening theme to me.

851
00:31:01,720 --> 00:31:03,640
 - I don't-- - It's insane.

852
00:31:03,640 --> 00:31:06,200
 - It's a totally different song, and it's,

853
00:31:06,200 --> 00:31:08,080
 I don't know-- - I remember--

854
00:31:08,080 --> 00:31:09,840
 - It's not bad, but it's just--

855
00:31:09,840 --> 00:31:11,760
 - What, did you guys, did you guys, I mean,

856
00:31:11,760 --> 00:31:13,280
 I don't know if you, but the theme,

857
00:31:13,280 --> 00:31:17,040
 it changes from-- - Cobra and Dastro.

858
00:31:17,040 --> 00:31:19,360
 - Well, that's, the only one that says that

859
00:31:19,360 --> 00:31:22,680
 is Cobra and Dastro is the mass device.

860
00:31:22,680 --> 00:31:24,680
 When it goes through the revenge of Cobra,

861
00:31:24,680 --> 00:31:27,640
 it says just Cobra, it's a different theme.

862
00:31:27,640 --> 00:31:28,760
 And when it goes to season one,

863
00:31:28,760 --> 00:31:29,840
 it's a different theme.

864
00:31:29,840 --> 00:31:31,720
 Season two was a different theme.

865
00:31:31,720 --> 00:31:34,640
 I don't know if you-- - It's a Cobra and one of me.

866
00:31:34,640 --> 00:31:36,520
 - No, that's a theme. - Oh, I'm sorry.

867
00:31:36,520 --> 00:31:37,920
 - Theme. - Oh, yeah.

868
00:31:37,920 --> 00:31:41,280
 - No, but the song in the movie is completely different.

869
00:31:41,280 --> 00:31:42,960
 You just have to watch, like, the first minute of it,

870
00:31:42,960 --> 00:31:45,000
 but I thought that was interesting.

871
00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:48,040
 'Cause it started up, I'm like, "Oh God, I do remember this."

872
00:31:48,040 --> 00:31:49,440
 - And I could actually sing along with it,

873
00:31:49,440 --> 00:31:51,840
 but I didn't remember the visuals at all.

874
00:31:51,840 --> 00:31:55,160
 - And as far as the first two mini series go,

875
00:31:55,160 --> 00:31:58,360
 I would say that I feel like the music was all great,

876
00:31:58,360 --> 00:32:02,360
 except the sung, the lyrical part of the theme.

877
00:32:02,360 --> 00:32:05,360
 I mean, it's just so cheesy, I'm sorry.

878
00:32:05,360 --> 00:32:07,360
 It'll never give up, it'll stay-- - It's all--

879
00:32:07,360 --> 00:32:11,660
 - It'll be fine, it's like the way it's done is just so--

880
00:32:11,660 --> 00:32:16,660
 - Brock, I wish she had watched the Peering Red Darkness,

881
00:32:16,660 --> 00:32:20,280
 which is the first five episodes of season one,

882
00:32:20,280 --> 00:32:23,320
 because they literally get--

883
00:32:23,320 --> 00:32:26,360
 I mean, I know Amanda, you're going by Linda Liu tonight,

884
00:32:26,360 --> 00:32:28,280
 but they literally-- - Honda Liu.

885
00:32:28,280 --> 00:32:30,360
 - Honda Liu, sorry, Honda Liu, whatever.

886
00:32:30,360 --> 00:32:32,040
 - Honda Liu. - Honda Liu.

887
00:32:32,040 --> 00:32:33,800
 - Honda Liu, yeah.

888
00:32:33,800 --> 00:32:35,840
 - Doesn't matter. - It doesn't matter.

889
00:32:35,840 --> 00:32:39,320
 It doesn't matter, but they literally shipwrecked

890
00:32:39,320 --> 00:32:42,140
 and Snake Eyes literally walked into a bar,

891
00:32:42,140 --> 00:32:46,860
 and the Sayer in the bar, they get up on stage,

892
00:32:46,860 --> 00:32:48,960
 and this is, I think I text you about it,

893
00:32:48,960 --> 00:32:52,920
 because Snake Eyes breakdances--

894
00:32:52,920 --> 00:32:53,760
 - I knew it!

895
00:32:53,760 --> 00:32:56,280
 (laughing)

896
00:32:56,280 --> 00:32:57,760
 - We were talking about this the other day,

897
00:32:57,760 --> 00:32:59,680
 and we were saying that, you know,

898
00:32:59,680 --> 00:33:01,640
 Brad said we had to watch this episode,

899
00:33:01,640 --> 00:33:04,000
 because like the most '80s thing in the world happens,

900
00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:05,720
 and I quite literally said--

901
00:33:05,720 --> 00:33:06,560
 - Early, yep.

902
00:33:06,560 --> 00:33:08,000
 - Did Snake Eyes breakdance or something?

903
00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:09,740
 - Earlier today, we were talking about it.

904
00:33:09,740 --> 00:33:11,760
 He was like, "You guys don't speak."

905
00:33:11,760 --> 00:33:13,560
 - And they breakdances.

906
00:33:13,560 --> 00:33:17,540
 - And it's like, and then, so like, Cobras,

907
00:33:17,540 --> 00:33:21,360
 and they're in some city that is run by Cobra,

908
00:33:21,360 --> 00:33:23,160
 the Cobra state, whatever it is,

909
00:33:23,160 --> 00:33:25,360
 and they're like waiting for him on the stage,

910
00:33:25,360 --> 00:33:26,960
 and they're like doing like,

911
00:33:26,960 --> 00:33:29,920
 they're doing the Rockettes kicks,

912
00:33:29,920 --> 00:33:33,200
 like to say, and then Snake Eyes gets down,

913
00:33:33,200 --> 00:33:34,920
 and he starts breakdancing,

914
00:33:34,920 --> 00:33:36,320
 and that's how they fucking get out,

915
00:33:36,320 --> 00:33:38,200
 and they're like, "We can't arrest them.

916
00:33:38,200 --> 00:33:39,440
 "They're doing a routine.

917
00:33:39,440 --> 00:33:41,380
 "Let's basically would ask them."

918
00:33:41,380 --> 00:33:42,220
 (laughing)

919
00:33:42,220 --> 00:33:43,800
 - They're breakdance fighting.

920
00:33:43,800 --> 00:33:44,640
 (laughing)

921
00:33:44,640 --> 00:33:46,640
 - It's still fucking bad.

922
00:33:46,640 --> 00:33:48,400
 - You know what, or horrified that I--

923
00:33:48,400 --> 00:33:49,800
 - Holy, you should be proud.

924
00:33:49,800 --> 00:33:51,600
 - It's probably buried in my subconscious.

925
00:33:51,600 --> 00:33:53,040
 - I was like, yeah, you--

926
00:33:53,040 --> 00:33:54,680
 - I get this in there, I get this in there.

927
00:33:54,680 --> 00:33:55,520
 (laughing)

928
00:33:55,520 --> 00:33:56,520
 - It's terrific.

929
00:33:56,520 --> 00:33:58,840
 I mean, Snake Eyes, I love Snake Eyes.

930
00:33:58,840 --> 00:34:00,200
 He's great.

931
00:34:00,200 --> 00:34:03,680
 He, I mean, he's somehow breakdances,

932
00:34:03,680 --> 00:34:06,120
 and does a backspin on his fucking

933
00:34:06,120 --> 00:34:08,280
 samurai swords that are his backs.

934
00:34:08,280 --> 00:34:10,680
 He figures that out, I mean.

935
00:34:10,680 --> 00:34:13,380
 - Yeah, that's what's right.

936
00:34:13,380 --> 00:34:14,320
 - Oh, Jesus.

937
00:34:14,320 --> 00:34:15,400
 (laughing)

938
00:34:15,400 --> 00:34:17,080
 - Okay, speaking of Snake Eyes,

939
00:34:17,080 --> 00:34:21,480
 I do have to go to in the mass device,

940
00:34:21,480 --> 00:34:22,880
 which we all watched, right?

941
00:34:22,880 --> 00:34:27,880
 Snake Eyes, he recovers the radio active material, right?

942
00:34:27,880 --> 00:34:33,200
 And there's the Irish-Scottish--

943
00:34:33,200 --> 00:34:34,040
 (laughing)

944
00:34:34,040 --> 00:34:37,720
 - Oh, God, and he's so Scottish,

945
00:34:37,720 --> 00:34:39,200
 it's because I was like, he's not the first--

946
00:34:39,200 --> 00:34:42,280
 - I know, who lives in, who lives in Antarctica,

947
00:34:42,280 --> 00:34:46,400
 whatever, he fights the bear off for Snake Eyes

948
00:34:46,400 --> 00:34:51,400
 and saves him and his container of radio active material, right?

949
00:34:51,400 --> 00:34:54,280
 And this is what Snake Eyes meets Timber,

950
00:34:54,280 --> 00:34:56,480
 which is his wolf.

951
00:34:56,480 --> 00:34:58,880
 His wolf, which was, Timber was awesome.

952
00:34:58,880 --> 00:35:01,120
 I love Timber, I'm not knocking that,

953
00:35:01,120 --> 00:35:04,760
 but they get back to GI Joe headquarters.

954
00:35:04,760 --> 00:35:05,600
 - Yes.

955
00:35:05,600 --> 00:35:09,240
 - And Snake Eyes is there with his wolf, Timber,

956
00:35:09,240 --> 00:35:13,080
 how the fuck does anybody know his name?

957
00:35:13,080 --> 00:35:16,160
 - Exactly, oh my God, I said the same thing!

958
00:35:16,160 --> 00:35:18,680
 Yes, how does anybody know?

959
00:35:18,680 --> 00:35:21,200
 Did he write it down with a million pounds?

960
00:35:21,200 --> 00:35:23,440
 - Lady Jay figures it out somehow

961
00:35:23,440 --> 00:35:28,080
 when they all get poisoned by the canister of cobra,

962
00:35:28,080 --> 00:35:30,280
 like, and that part would make it sense,

963
00:35:30,280 --> 00:35:35,120
 because that part didn't make any sense either,

964
00:35:35,120 --> 00:35:37,960
 because they got to the radio active material

965
00:35:37,960 --> 00:35:40,160
 before cobra did, right?

966
00:35:40,160 --> 00:35:42,120
 They got the fucking material.

967
00:35:42,120 --> 00:35:44,840
 Why is it in a cobra canister

968
00:35:44,840 --> 00:35:47,120
 that is going to them poison everybody?

969
00:35:47,120 --> 00:35:49,800
 - Yeah, that ends up turning into a smoke,

970
00:35:49,800 --> 00:35:52,280
 like, the first good bomb, like, yeah.

971
00:35:52,280 --> 00:35:54,160
 And then, and that's--

972
00:35:54,160 --> 00:35:55,000
 - Some of it is just--

973
00:35:55,000 --> 00:35:57,760
 - Hey Brad, this was a show for children.

974
00:35:59,520 --> 00:36:01,120
 Like, you didn't pick up on it,

975
00:36:01,120 --> 00:36:04,120
 you didn't pick up on it with your kid.

976
00:36:04,120 --> 00:36:05,720
 Still, they got it right.

977
00:36:05,720 --> 00:36:07,360
 - I was talking about, as you guys were talking about,

978
00:36:07,360 --> 00:36:09,840
 how didn't they know what the dog's name was,

979
00:36:09,840 --> 00:36:11,000
 and I'm sitting here thinking,

980
00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:12,420
 maybe Snake Eyes told him.

981
00:36:12,420 --> 00:36:15,760
 He doesn't talk, so I caught up.

982
00:36:15,760 --> 00:36:17,000
 - Sign language.

983
00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:18,960
 - He had a tag, now you made a tag for him.

984
00:36:18,960 --> 00:36:20,040
 - Oh, yes.

985
00:36:20,040 --> 00:36:22,480
 - Sorry, this dog is Timber, yeah.

986
00:36:22,480 --> 00:36:24,000
 (laughing)

987
00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:25,000
 - He was passing those--

988
00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:27,840
 - Well, I had issues with the whole,

989
00:36:27,840 --> 00:36:31,040
 Snake Eyes is completely and horribly radioactive.

990
00:36:31,040 --> 00:36:33,160
 The weird Santa Claus dude finds them.

991
00:36:33,160 --> 00:36:35,600
 There is a pile of leaves,

992
00:36:35,600 --> 00:36:36,960
 and then burns the leaves,

993
00:36:36,960 --> 00:36:39,080
 which somehow removes the radioactivity.

994
00:36:39,080 --> 00:36:39,920
 - I don't know what--

995
00:36:39,920 --> 00:36:43,360
 - I feel like that one scene totally messed up

996
00:36:43,360 --> 00:36:45,580
 my idea of what radiation poisoning was.

997
00:36:45,580 --> 00:36:47,680
 - I don't understand why they didn't do that for Chernobyl.

998
00:36:47,680 --> 00:36:49,880
 - Yeah, why didn't they just blanket Chernobyl

999
00:36:49,880 --> 00:36:50,720
 and leave to them?

1000
00:36:50,720 --> 00:36:51,560
 (laughing)

1001
00:36:51,560 --> 00:36:53,720
 - Really, I just, is that what happened?

1002
00:36:53,720 --> 00:36:54,560
 I don't remember that.

1003
00:36:54,560 --> 00:36:56,080
 That's what he does?

1004
00:36:56,080 --> 00:36:56,920
 - Yeah.

1005
00:36:56,920 --> 00:36:59,080
 - It's like he's got him in the bed.

1006
00:36:59,080 --> 00:37:01,280
 He can't see him because I guess he's naked, you know?

1007
00:37:01,280 --> 00:37:02,120
 - Oh.

1008
00:37:02,120 --> 00:37:03,520
 - And 'cause he has his clothes,

1009
00:37:03,520 --> 00:37:05,040
 and he picks up whatever's on him.

1010
00:37:05,040 --> 00:37:05,880
 It looks like leaves.

1011
00:37:05,880 --> 00:37:07,760
 He walked over, throws it in the fire,

1012
00:37:07,760 --> 00:37:09,280
 and then Snake Eyes is cured.

1013
00:37:09,280 --> 00:37:10,120
 - Mm-hmm.

1014
00:37:10,120 --> 00:37:10,960
 God.

1015
00:37:10,960 --> 00:37:12,200
 - He's a witch.

1016
00:37:12,200 --> 00:37:13,040
 - And she did it again.

1017
00:37:13,040 --> 00:37:14,160
 (laughing)

1018
00:37:14,160 --> 00:37:15,840
 But maybe not make it radiation.

1019
00:37:15,840 --> 00:37:18,840
 'Cause I mean, I don't know, that was,

1020
00:37:18,840 --> 00:37:19,760
 that was just kind of weird.

1021
00:37:19,760 --> 00:37:21,560
 And he's walking through and he's like glowing,

1022
00:37:21,560 --> 00:37:22,720
 so it's like you can see the radio--

1023
00:37:22,720 --> 00:37:23,560
 - Yeah, here things were shit.

1024
00:37:23,560 --> 00:37:24,400
 - I can't show.

1025
00:37:24,400 --> 00:37:25,240
 - Yeah.

1026
00:37:25,240 --> 00:37:26,080
 - But--

1027
00:37:26,080 --> 00:37:26,920
 (laughing)

1028
00:37:26,920 --> 00:37:27,760
 - I'm gonna play this.

1029
00:37:27,760 --> 00:37:29,680
 - I thought you should have bled out of his rectum and done.

1030
00:37:29,680 --> 00:37:30,520
 (laughing)

1031
00:37:30,520 --> 00:37:33,760
 - I'm really surprised in the one other diamond, everyone.

1032
00:37:33,760 --> 00:37:37,640
 How great, everyone is a fucking hockey player.

1033
00:37:37,640 --> 00:37:38,560
 Ice skater wise.

1034
00:37:38,560 --> 00:37:39,400
 - Yes.

1035
00:37:39,400 --> 00:37:40,240
 - Like--

1036
00:37:40,240 --> 00:37:41,160
 - Yeah, ice skaters.

1037
00:37:41,160 --> 00:37:42,000
 - Amazing.

1038
00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:42,840
 - I don't know if they have ice skates,

1039
00:37:42,840 --> 00:37:43,680
 but they go--

1040
00:37:43,680 --> 00:37:44,680
 - They think it's safe.

1041
00:37:44,680 --> 00:37:47,560
 - But Slapper, they have shoes that have slots

1042
00:37:47,560 --> 00:37:48,880
 to slide the blade in.

1043
00:37:48,880 --> 00:37:49,720
 - You know what?

1044
00:37:49,720 --> 00:37:50,560
 - Yeah.

1045
00:37:50,560 --> 00:37:51,920
 - But Brad, I'll even give him like,

1046
00:37:51,920 --> 00:37:53,920
 okay, maybe you were super prepared

1047
00:37:53,920 --> 00:37:55,880
 'cause you knew you were going somewhere cold,

1048
00:37:55,880 --> 00:37:57,840
 and you had the ability to slide those things

1049
00:37:57,840 --> 00:37:59,160
 onto your feet.

1050
00:37:59,160 --> 00:38:00,720
 But how many of those people

1051
00:38:00,720 --> 00:38:03,240
 were actually good ice skaters?

1052
00:38:03,240 --> 00:38:05,600
 Like, that takes a lot of like,

1053
00:38:05,600 --> 00:38:07,000
 inner thigh musculate.

1054
00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:07,840
 Yeah, no.

1055
00:38:07,840 --> 00:38:08,680
 - Not even that.

1056
00:38:08,680 --> 00:38:09,520
 It's just hard.

1057
00:38:09,520 --> 00:38:10,360
 - It's hard.

1058
00:38:10,360 --> 00:38:11,360
 - You try turning, like, okay,

1059
00:38:11,360 --> 00:38:12,200
 you can make yourself--

1060
00:38:12,200 --> 00:38:14,120
 - And then, and one of the guys, like,

1061
00:38:14,120 --> 00:38:16,160
 snows, dustrow, and somebody else, like--

1062
00:38:16,160 --> 00:38:17,000
 - It was like, don't even know.

1063
00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:17,840
 - Yeah.

1064
00:38:17,840 --> 00:38:18,680
 - Yeah.

1065
00:38:18,680 --> 00:38:19,520
 - I mean--

1066
00:38:19,520 --> 00:38:20,360
 - All of them do, they all can do that.

1067
00:38:20,360 --> 00:38:22,440
 They're all like, yeah, so--

1068
00:38:22,440 --> 00:38:23,800
 (laughing)

1069
00:38:23,800 --> 00:38:26,520
 - It's like a bunch of Canadian--

1070
00:38:26,520 --> 00:38:27,680
 no offense Canadians.

1071
00:38:27,680 --> 00:38:28,760
 You guys are good ice skaters.

1072
00:38:28,760 --> 00:38:30,160
 I'll make it a compliment here.

1073
00:38:30,160 --> 00:38:32,160
 The bunch of bunch of Canadians are just like,

1074
00:38:32,160 --> 00:38:35,680
 shaving ice onto other, like, non ice skaters everywhere.

1075
00:38:35,680 --> 00:38:36,760
 Yeah.

1076
00:38:36,760 --> 00:38:39,200
 - Yeah, 'cause G.I.J. was a real American hero, dammit.

1077
00:38:39,200 --> 00:38:41,040
 - Like, Canadian, hero.

1078
00:38:41,040 --> 00:38:41,880
 - Sure.

1079
00:38:41,880 --> 00:38:44,680
 - Okay, so you guys watched,

1080
00:38:44,680 --> 00:38:48,840
 okay, you guys said you watched both of the series, right?

1081
00:38:48,840 --> 00:38:50,240
 At the end of both series,

1082
00:38:50,240 --> 00:38:51,720
 do you remember what they said?

1083
00:38:51,720 --> 00:38:52,560
 The very end.

1084
00:38:54,800 --> 00:38:57,120
 - I didn't know I was gonna be quizzed.

1085
00:38:57,120 --> 00:38:57,960
 - Okay.

1086
00:38:57,960 --> 00:39:00,600
 So, all right, so this is what they say.

1087
00:39:00,600 --> 00:39:04,760
 This is the message, I guess, from like this,

1088
00:39:04,760 --> 00:39:09,400
 they're like, nobody's perfect, but we do okay.

1089
00:39:09,400 --> 00:39:11,720
 (laughing)

1090
00:39:11,720 --> 00:39:13,200
 They, in the mass device one,

1091
00:39:13,200 --> 00:39:15,960
 they put the fucking Eiffel Tower back in London.

1092
00:39:15,960 --> 00:39:18,440
 - Oh, yes, yes, because the guy's like,

1093
00:39:18,440 --> 00:39:20,400
 "Hey, yeah, that's right."

1094
00:39:20,400 --> 00:39:22,480
 And he screws that up, and then with the--

1095
00:39:22,480 --> 00:39:24,360
 - That's what they said at the end

1096
00:39:24,360 --> 00:39:25,720
 of both of those two miniatures.

1097
00:39:25,720 --> 00:39:26,560
 - Yep.

1098
00:39:26,560 --> 00:39:28,200
 - Nobody's perfect, but we do okay.

1099
00:39:28,200 --> 00:39:30,360
 And I'm like, that's not acceptable.

1100
00:39:30,360 --> 00:39:33,760
 Like, this is our elite fighting force.

1101
00:39:33,760 --> 00:39:34,640
 Like, we just--

1102
00:39:34,640 --> 00:39:37,200
 (laughing)

1103
00:39:37,200 --> 00:39:39,480
 - You know, that terrorist organization

1104
00:39:39,480 --> 00:39:40,720
 blew up that building, but, you know,

1105
00:39:40,720 --> 00:39:41,880
 you can't save every building.

1106
00:39:41,880 --> 00:39:42,880
 We did okay.

1107
00:39:42,880 --> 00:39:43,720
 - Yeah.

1108
00:39:43,720 --> 00:39:44,560
 - Yeah.

1109
00:39:44,560 --> 00:39:45,400
 - Yeah.

1110
00:39:45,400 --> 00:39:46,240
 - For us.

1111
00:39:46,240 --> 00:39:47,560
 - I'll participate in trophy.

1112
00:39:47,560 --> 00:39:49,120
 (laughing)

1113
00:39:49,120 --> 00:39:50,520
 - Yeah, 'cause I thought that was funny too,

1114
00:39:50,520 --> 00:39:52,040
 'cause in both miniseries,

1115
00:39:52,040 --> 00:39:57,040
 Duke gets captured, and at the very end,

1116
00:39:57,040 --> 00:39:59,560
 the guy, the generic dude with the helmet,

1117
00:39:59,560 --> 00:40:02,800
 who I guess is the computer guy, who has a name,

1118
00:40:02,800 --> 00:40:04,720
 but I don't know what the hell it is, screws up.

1119
00:40:04,720 --> 00:40:06,280
 You can see Eiffel Tower in London,

1120
00:40:06,280 --> 00:40:07,880
 and he makes it snow with G.I., go ahead.

1121
00:40:07,880 --> 00:40:10,000
 - Grunt, his name is Grunt.

1122
00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:10,840
 - Grunt?

1123
00:40:10,840 --> 00:40:11,680
 - Grunt?

1124
00:40:11,680 --> 00:40:12,880
 - His name is Grunt.

1125
00:40:12,880 --> 00:40:14,280
 - His name is Grunt, yeah.

1126
00:40:14,280 --> 00:40:16,080
 - Did you put much thought into that one?

1127
00:40:16,080 --> 00:40:18,680
 - Yeah, that was a really weak, yeah.

1128
00:40:18,680 --> 00:40:21,600
 They were just like, "Oh, grunt."

1129
00:40:21,600 --> 00:40:22,440
 - That was the other thing.

1130
00:40:22,440 --> 00:40:23,640
 Like, I found in the mass device one,

1131
00:40:23,640 --> 00:40:25,080
 obviously they were figuring things out.

1132
00:40:25,080 --> 00:40:27,480
 Like, the animation wasn't quite as crisp,

1133
00:40:27,480 --> 00:40:29,200
 but there were also just a lot of just kind of

1134
00:40:29,200 --> 00:40:31,080
 generic guys in the background,

1135
00:40:31,080 --> 00:40:33,080
 and then when you got into the weather dominator,

1136
00:40:33,080 --> 00:40:36,400
 there was, you know, mud, and shipwreck,

1137
00:40:36,400 --> 00:40:37,720
 you know, the horny bastard,

1138
00:40:37,720 --> 00:40:41,400
 and you had just a lot more, like, more established people.

1139
00:40:41,400 --> 00:40:43,400
 - Speaking of shipwreck, did you know this Cobra

1140
00:40:43,400 --> 00:40:44,840
 had a paper?

1141
00:40:44,840 --> 00:40:45,680
 A newspaper?

1142
00:40:45,680 --> 00:40:47,120
 (laughing)

1143
00:40:47,120 --> 00:40:48,520
 - Yes.

1144
00:40:48,520 --> 00:40:50,040
 I was like, "Yeah, I said that."

1145
00:40:50,040 --> 00:40:52,440
 - You're reading, it's like Cobra news.

1146
00:40:52,440 --> 00:40:54,320
 He's in the bar, he's reading.

1147
00:40:54,320 --> 00:40:56,560
 (laughing)

1148
00:40:56,560 --> 00:41:00,240
 - I don't give you eyes, I said, "Hey, look,

1149
00:41:00,240 --> 00:41:01,320
 "I'm making fun of all this,

1150
00:41:01,320 --> 00:41:04,240
 "but it's still fucking fabulous."

1151
00:41:04,240 --> 00:41:06,720
 - Yeah, well, I'm glad you liked it as much as you did.

1152
00:41:06,720 --> 00:41:09,760
 So, yeah, so do we wanna actually, like,

1153
00:41:09,760 --> 00:41:11,520
 go into the stories behind the mass device

1154
00:41:11,520 --> 00:41:14,560
 in the weather dominator, or are you having fun?

1155
00:41:14,560 --> 00:41:15,400
 - I mean, I don't know.

1156
00:41:15,400 --> 00:41:17,280
 We're gonna, yeah, we can do that.

1157
00:41:17,280 --> 00:41:18,120
 - We don't have to.

1158
00:41:18,120 --> 00:41:20,880
 - You wanna talk about certain episodes that you saw, I mean.

1159
00:41:20,880 --> 00:41:25,080
 - I have no preference here, like,

1160
00:41:25,080 --> 00:41:27,120
 this is for the listener, I don't know.

1161
00:41:27,120 --> 00:41:28,120
 (laughing)

1162
00:41:28,120 --> 00:41:30,320
 Listener, would you like to, wait, hold on,

1163
00:41:30,320 --> 00:41:31,720
 that's not gonna work.

1164
00:41:31,720 --> 00:41:32,560
 (laughing)

1165
00:41:32,560 --> 00:41:34,840
 So, I'm looking over my notes here

1166
00:41:34,840 --> 00:41:36,760
 to see if there's anything else like,

1167
00:41:36,760 --> 00:41:40,920
 everybody's such a good ice skater, no, okay.

1168
00:41:40,920 --> 00:41:46,120
 Giajo headquarters is in the middle of fucking nowhere,

1169
00:41:46,120 --> 00:41:49,040
 and they have this big ass fucking gun in the front of it.

1170
00:41:49,040 --> 00:41:50,880
 - Dad, what is that for?

1171
00:41:50,880 --> 00:41:52,200
 - What the fuck is that for?

1172
00:41:52,200 --> 00:41:54,720
 And also, wait, I do have another,

1173
00:41:54,720 --> 00:41:59,120
 in the first opening credits, the one for the mass device,

1174
00:41:59,120 --> 00:42:02,160
 Cobra is in Giajo headquarters,

1175
00:42:02,160 --> 00:42:05,160
 and they're attacking Giajo headquarters to get it back.

1176
00:42:05,160 --> 00:42:06,160
 What happened there?

1177
00:42:06,160 --> 00:42:08,040
 Why don't I have that story?

1178
00:42:08,040 --> 00:42:09,080
 How did you get that?

1179
00:42:09,080 --> 00:42:10,220
 I want that story.

1180
00:42:10,220 --> 00:42:14,840
 That's what's going on in that fucking opening's credit scene.

1181
00:42:14,840 --> 00:42:17,080
 - And then one of the things for me was,

1182
00:42:17,080 --> 00:42:19,280
 like, when we were watching it, Brock would be like,

1183
00:42:19,280 --> 00:42:21,040
 "Ooh, this is gonna happen now."

1184
00:42:21,040 --> 00:42:23,080
 Like, the guy at the piano player in the bar,

1185
00:42:23,080 --> 00:42:23,920
 he was like, "Oh, wait."

1186
00:42:23,920 --> 00:42:25,240
 - Oh, yeah, of course.

1187
00:42:25,240 --> 00:42:26,880
 - This guy's here to keep playing piano a while ago.

1188
00:42:26,880 --> 00:42:29,480
 - Well, he's dressed in the Cobra uniform

1189
00:42:29,480 --> 00:42:31,960
 with his mask off, and I'll tell you this,

1190
00:42:31,960 --> 00:42:35,080
 Cobra is COVID-19 friendly.

1191
00:42:35,080 --> 00:42:36,240
 They do the right thing.

1192
00:42:36,240 --> 00:42:38,760
 - Yeah, they were ahead of their time, man.

1193
00:42:38,760 --> 00:42:40,440
 - Yep, everybody had a mask.

1194
00:42:40,440 --> 00:42:43,200
 They were just to say--

1195
00:42:43,200 --> 00:42:45,760
 - Destro had steel on his head.

1196
00:42:45,760 --> 00:42:46,600
 Does it get more--

1197
00:42:46,600 --> 00:42:47,880
 - Destro for the man.

1198
00:42:47,880 --> 00:42:50,400
 - Do you know the reason why he has steel on his head?

1199
00:42:50,400 --> 00:42:51,240
 - I don't.

1200
00:42:51,240 --> 00:42:52,160
 - No idea.

1201
00:42:52,160 --> 00:42:53,400
 - I want some backstory.

1202
00:42:53,400 --> 00:42:54,800
 - Do you guys want the backstory?

1203
00:42:54,800 --> 00:42:55,640
 - Yes, please.

1204
00:42:55,640 --> 00:42:56,480
 - Yes.

1205
00:42:56,480 --> 00:42:58,960
 - All right, do you want the comic book version

1206
00:42:58,960 --> 00:42:59,800
 or the--

1207
00:42:59,800 --> 00:43:01,900
 - Yes.

1208
00:43:01,900 --> 00:43:02,720
 - Whatever.

1209
00:43:02,720 --> 00:43:03,880
 - I want the comic book.

1210
00:43:03,880 --> 00:43:04,720
 - I want the comic book.

1211
00:43:04,720 --> 00:43:05,880
 - Well, I mean, they're similar.

1212
00:43:05,880 --> 00:43:06,720
 They're very similar.

1213
00:43:06,720 --> 00:43:08,760
 So I'll just give you a general version.

1214
00:43:08,760 --> 00:43:11,640
 And everybody who, I might get this wrong,

1215
00:43:11,640 --> 00:43:15,040
 I apologize, but basically what happened was

1216
00:43:15,040 --> 00:43:20,040
 his ancestors were caught doing some bad deeds.

1217
00:43:20,040 --> 00:43:21,880
 I can't remember if they're stealing shit

1218
00:43:21,880 --> 00:43:24,440
 or what, in like the, he's from Scotland.

1219
00:43:24,440 --> 00:43:26,320
 That's just Scottish, apparently.

1220
00:43:26,320 --> 00:43:27,160
 - Wait, are we--

1221
00:43:27,160 --> 00:43:28,320
 - It makes--

1222
00:43:28,320 --> 00:43:30,800
 - 'Cause our ancestors stole horses.

1223
00:43:30,800 --> 00:43:33,760
 - But it makes no sense 'cause he has no Scottish accents.

1224
00:43:33,760 --> 00:43:34,600
 So fuck.

1225
00:43:34,600 --> 00:43:35,960
 - That's true.

1226
00:43:35,960 --> 00:43:36,960
 - They beat it out of it.

1227
00:43:36,960 --> 00:43:40,400
 - He's like whatever, great, great, great, great grandfather

1228
00:43:40,400 --> 00:43:42,200
 who was forced to wear this steel mask

1229
00:43:42,200 --> 00:43:44,920
 to show that he was a fucking asshole

1230
00:43:44,920 --> 00:43:46,440
 who stole stuff and all that.

1231
00:43:46,440 --> 00:43:50,400
 And so what they did to like, they totally trumped it up

1232
00:43:50,400 --> 00:43:52,280
 is they went the other way from where like,

1233
00:43:52,280 --> 00:43:55,360
 hey, we're all gonna wear the mask, fuck off.

1234
00:43:55,360 --> 00:43:58,120
 Like, the mask are great, they reclaimed it.

1235
00:43:58,120 --> 00:44:02,600
 They reclaimed it, yeah, and that's why he wears a mask, yep.

1236
00:44:02,600 --> 00:44:05,280
 - That's what happened with the mask even work.

1237
00:44:05,280 --> 00:44:07,240
 - It broke into cartoon.

1238
00:44:07,240 --> 00:44:08,080
 - I know that.

1239
00:44:08,080 --> 00:44:09,400
 (laughing)

1240
00:44:09,400 --> 00:44:11,360
 - That was honestly something that always bothered me

1241
00:44:11,360 --> 00:44:13,520
 'cause it was obviously steel.

1242
00:44:13,520 --> 00:44:15,240
 And he would get like the one scene

1243
00:44:15,240 --> 00:44:18,200
 where Cobra Commander throws the stick at him and it hits.

1244
00:44:18,200 --> 00:44:20,080
 And it sounds like it's hitting metal,

1245
00:44:20,080 --> 00:44:22,760
 but he was very, he could really like move his face.

1246
00:44:22,760 --> 00:44:24,320
 - I'm saying, "Destros the Man."

1247
00:44:24,320 --> 00:44:25,160
 - He's awesome, but--

1248
00:44:25,160 --> 00:44:26,720
 - "Destros the Man" and the iron mask.

1249
00:44:26,720 --> 00:44:30,560
 - And all I'm saying is that there's a bunch of episodes,

1250
00:44:30,560 --> 00:44:34,560
 hidden episodes, where all everybody in Cobra

1251
00:44:34,560 --> 00:44:35,840
 is doing is working out.

1252
00:44:35,840 --> 00:44:38,600
 Like, they're just fucking, they're hitting that fucking gym.

1253
00:44:38,600 --> 00:44:41,400
 Like, they're just like fucking pumping the eye

1254
00:44:41,400 --> 00:44:43,960
 'cause even the regular Cobra officers

1255
00:44:43,960 --> 00:44:47,200
 and the Cobra other people, they're fucking buff as shit

1256
00:44:47,200 --> 00:44:48,480
 in every fucking scene.

1257
00:44:48,480 --> 00:44:51,520
 You're like, holy shit, they're fucking,

1258
00:44:51,520 --> 00:44:56,520
 they're all wearing skin-tight outfits.

1259
00:44:56,520 --> 00:44:59,760
 And I mean, Cobra Commander's digging it, I think.

1260
00:44:59,760 --> 00:45:01,160
 That's his thing, that's his jam.

1261
00:45:01,160 --> 00:45:02,680
 - I'm saying Brad, you, you--

1262
00:45:02,680 --> 00:45:03,520
 - Wait, wait, wait, wait.

1263
00:45:03,520 --> 00:45:06,680
 I wanna hear the theory of the homo-rotic subtext of GI Joe.

1264
00:45:06,680 --> 00:45:10,760
 Brad collected all the homo-rotic stuff.

1265
00:45:10,760 --> 00:45:12,800
 And you collected all of it.

1266
00:45:12,800 --> 00:45:13,800
 Sorry, what was that?

1267
00:45:13,800 --> 00:45:17,160
 - It's not homo-rotic, it is just erotic.

1268
00:45:17,160 --> 00:45:18,320
 (laughing)

1269
00:45:18,320 --> 00:45:22,360
 - The action figures weren't, I mean, they were relatively horrible.

1270
00:45:22,360 --> 00:45:26,120
 The Cobra, like, vehicles were awesome.

1271
00:45:26,120 --> 00:45:26,960
 They were the best.

1272
00:45:26,960 --> 00:45:27,800
 - Yeah. - They were all better.

1273
00:45:27,800 --> 00:45:28,640
 - I was actually--

1274
00:45:28,640 --> 00:45:30,440
 - Brad was better than the Sky Striker.

1275
00:45:30,440 --> 00:45:32,600
 The hiss was better than the whatever the hell they were.

1276
00:45:32,600 --> 00:45:33,440
 - Brad, I was actually asking--

1277
00:45:33,440 --> 00:45:34,280
 - Yes, the--

1278
00:45:34,280 --> 00:45:37,040
 - The tank, yeah, the tank, like, it moved on.

1279
00:45:37,040 --> 00:45:39,040
 So what was it called, the--

1280
00:45:39,040 --> 00:45:42,040
 I can't remember if the tank was called.

1281
00:45:42,040 --> 00:45:43,680
 - I was actually asking Brad, I was like,

1282
00:45:43,680 --> 00:45:46,480
 how did Brad end up with all the Cobra stuff

1283
00:45:46,480 --> 00:45:50,080
 and you being brought, ended up with all the GI Joe stuff?

1284
00:45:50,080 --> 00:45:52,240
 And he said, it just sort of happened.

1285
00:45:52,240 --> 00:45:53,080
 - I think it just happened.

1286
00:45:53,080 --> 00:45:54,240
 - Like, neither were the other--

1287
00:45:54,240 --> 00:45:55,080
 - It happened that way.

1288
00:45:55,080 --> 00:45:56,280
 So it meant it happened that way.

1289
00:45:56,280 --> 00:46:00,120
 And then on the flip side, I had the Autobots

1290
00:46:00,120 --> 00:46:01,720
 and Brock had the--

1291
00:46:01,720 --> 00:46:05,560
 - The Sceptic ones? - Yeah, so it just--

1292
00:46:05,560 --> 00:46:06,400
 Right, I mean, that's--

1293
00:46:06,400 --> 00:46:09,080
 - That was the only way to split the difference.

1294
00:46:09,080 --> 00:46:11,800
 - Yeah, and to be honest, in the very beginning,

1295
00:46:11,800 --> 00:46:15,560
 when I had Cobra, I had shit, there was nothing.

1296
00:46:15,560 --> 00:46:16,400
 There was--

1297
00:46:16,400 --> 00:46:17,240
 (laughing)

1298
00:46:17,240 --> 00:46:18,640
 And there were like five characters.

1299
00:46:18,640 --> 00:46:22,080
 It was Deathstroke, Cobra Commander, Cobra Officer,

1300
00:46:22,080 --> 00:46:26,360
 and Cobra, like, villain, and then made your blood.

1301
00:46:26,360 --> 00:46:27,200
 And Cobra--

1302
00:46:27,200 --> 00:46:28,680
 - Oh, man, I'm sorry.

1303
00:46:28,680 --> 00:46:30,920
 - No, and Cobra Officer and Cobra,

1304
00:46:30,920 --> 00:46:32,760
 whatever the other guy, I can't remember what he's called,

1305
00:46:32,760 --> 00:46:33,600
 but they were the--

1306
00:46:33,600 --> 00:46:34,960
 - I think it was in Cobra.

1307
00:46:34,960 --> 00:46:36,520
 It just said Cobra.

1308
00:46:36,520 --> 00:46:37,640
 - Yeah, it was the same--

1309
00:46:37,640 --> 00:46:39,480
 (indistinct chatter)

1310
00:46:39,480 --> 00:46:40,320
 - Yeah.

1311
00:46:40,320 --> 00:46:41,160
 - Oh, and here it was all impressive.

1312
00:46:41,160 --> 00:46:42,680
 Like, you can land better, Brad.

1313
00:46:42,680 --> 00:46:46,600
 - And we used all of our flag points on the back

1314
00:46:46,600 --> 00:46:48,000
 and we sent all for--

1315
00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:49,480
 - Yes, Brock, what's going on?

1316
00:46:49,480 --> 00:46:51,800
 - We sent all for Duke?

1317
00:46:51,800 --> 00:46:53,440
 Yeah, we sent all for Duke, yeah.

1318
00:46:53,440 --> 00:46:56,600
 Duke who is a real fucking asshole.

1319
00:46:56,600 --> 00:46:59,200
 Duke is like the boy scout nobody likes.

1320
00:46:59,200 --> 00:47:01,280
 Duke's a fucking--

1321
00:47:01,280 --> 00:47:02,520
 - Duke's a cheese ball.

1322
00:47:02,520 --> 00:47:03,360
 Like, there's--

1323
00:47:03,360 --> 00:47:04,920
 - He seems in the master vice

1324
00:47:04,920 --> 00:47:05,760
 where they're trying to--

1325
00:47:05,760 --> 00:47:07,200
 - Not any better either.

1326
00:47:07,200 --> 00:47:11,720
 In general, Hawke is, he's another fucking weird guy

1327
00:47:11,720 --> 00:47:13,840
 who wears the fucking battle you've formed

1328
00:47:13,840 --> 00:47:14,880
 and never is in a battle.

1329
00:47:14,880 --> 00:47:17,080
 It's like, all right, what was there like?

1330
00:47:17,080 --> 00:47:17,920
 - That's the explain.

1331
00:47:17,920 --> 00:47:19,840
 - Flint's the guy.

1332
00:47:19,840 --> 00:47:21,640
 That's the guy you follow into battle.

1333
00:47:21,640 --> 00:47:22,800
 - No, I don't know.

1334
00:47:22,800 --> 00:47:23,640
 He's a--

1335
00:47:23,640 --> 00:47:25,360
 I don't know if Flint's the--

1336
00:47:25,360 --> 00:47:27,960
 I'd follow Roadblock or Gunho.

1337
00:47:27,960 --> 00:47:28,800
 I don't know.

1338
00:47:28,800 --> 00:47:30,840
 I don't know if he's really like sailor guys.

1339
00:47:30,840 --> 00:47:33,200
 I was like, I don't wear anything but a fist.

1340
00:47:33,200 --> 00:47:35,560
 And I've got this great--

1341
00:47:35,560 --> 00:47:39,160
 - Brad, are you probably supposed to go to the battle?

1342
00:47:39,160 --> 00:47:42,160
 - No, I'm not following any of these guys

1343
00:47:42,160 --> 00:47:43,240
 in the battle together.

1344
00:47:43,240 --> 00:47:49,400
 - So I don't remember many of the individual episodes,

1345
00:47:49,400 --> 00:47:50,960
 but there is one in particular

1346
00:47:50,960 --> 00:47:53,440
 that I've never been able to forget at least part of it.

1347
00:47:53,440 --> 00:47:54,280
 - All right.

1348
00:47:54,280 --> 00:47:57,720
 - It's the one with Dr. Mindbender and his gum

1349
00:47:57,720 --> 00:48:00,480
 that he was like, he was like, care for a stick of gum.

1350
00:48:00,480 --> 00:48:03,040
 And it would help him control people.

1351
00:48:03,040 --> 00:48:04,440
 Did you get to that one?

1352
00:48:04,440 --> 00:48:05,760
 - I did.

1353
00:48:05,760 --> 00:48:06,600
 I fucking--

1354
00:48:06,600 --> 00:48:07,720
 - I remember you, right?

1355
00:48:07,720 --> 00:48:09,160
 - I mean, it certainly did, Brock.

1356
00:48:09,160 --> 00:48:13,480
 And that one, it's called, it's like Soldier for Day.

1357
00:48:13,480 --> 00:48:15,560
 I think it's what it's called, the episode.

1358
00:48:15,560 --> 00:48:21,400
 And it's Leatherneck and fuck.

1359
00:48:21,400 --> 00:48:23,360
 It's three guys and they're basically like,

1360
00:48:23,360 --> 00:48:26,960
 they're like back in Nam, like revisiting Nam.

1361
00:48:26,960 --> 00:48:30,600
 And they like break up some guys on a boat

1362
00:48:30,600 --> 00:48:34,800
 who are given the material that's being made into the gum.

1363
00:48:34,800 --> 00:48:37,240
 And then they get caught like, yeah, Dr. Mindbender's trying.

1364
00:48:37,240 --> 00:48:40,240
 It's the gum that makes people do whatever he wants there.

1365
00:48:40,240 --> 00:48:42,840
 And he's like, yeah, but he says it like four times.

1366
00:48:42,840 --> 00:48:43,760
 Could you care?

1367
00:48:43,760 --> 00:48:47,520
 Like he's got him in like a fucking cage in the trees.

1368
00:48:47,520 --> 00:48:49,800
 And he's like, would you care for a stick of gum?

1369
00:48:49,800 --> 00:48:51,960
 It's like, yeah, and that's what I remember.

1370
00:48:51,960 --> 00:48:53,400
 And I don't say that.

1371
00:48:53,400 --> 00:48:54,400
 - Brock says that.

1372
00:48:54,400 --> 00:48:55,440
 - I say it all the time.

1373
00:48:55,440 --> 00:48:57,320
 I feel like care for a stick of gum.

1374
00:48:57,320 --> 00:48:58,640
 - All right, all right.

1375
00:48:58,640 --> 00:48:59,480
 All right.

1376
00:48:59,480 --> 00:49:03,960
 That one is, I'm flipping through the list.

1377
00:49:03,960 --> 00:49:06,160
 - No, they're the kids in it.

1378
00:49:06,160 --> 00:49:09,680
 They're the kids that are like, they call them dust kids.

1379
00:49:09,680 --> 00:49:13,240
 And they're like, they're like, they're lower than dirt.

1380
00:49:13,240 --> 00:49:14,760
 They're called dust kids.

1381
00:49:14,760 --> 00:49:18,240
 And then Leatherneck, like, he saves one of them

1382
00:49:18,240 --> 00:49:19,080
 for something.

1383
00:49:19,080 --> 00:49:20,440
 I don't forget what there's going on.

1384
00:49:20,440 --> 00:49:23,080
 And then he, they're like, no one's ever helped us.

1385
00:49:23,080 --> 00:49:24,400
 So we'll help you.

1386
00:49:24,400 --> 00:49:26,200
 And then, yeah.

1387
00:49:26,200 --> 00:49:31,320
 And Leatherneck is some bullshit, like, second season ring guy

1388
00:49:31,320 --> 00:49:33,880
 who nobody, like, I never had him as an action figure.

1389
00:49:33,880 --> 00:49:36,560
 He's a fucking, I, bullshit guy.

1390
00:49:36,560 --> 00:49:37,480
 Like, I mean.

1391
00:49:37,480 --> 00:49:41,960
 - So the dust kids makes me think of the Molly Ringwald movie

1392
00:49:41,960 --> 00:49:44,480
 with like the small children that we're like seeing

1393
00:49:44,480 --> 00:49:45,320
 and throwing bombs.

1394
00:49:45,320 --> 00:49:46,480
 - That would be space hunter.

1395
00:49:46,480 --> 00:49:50,240
 We covered that in a previous episode on a previous episode.

1396
00:49:50,240 --> 00:49:52,000
 - That was our last episode, Amanda.

1397
00:49:52,000 --> 00:49:54,680
 We just covered that.

1398
00:49:54,680 --> 00:49:56,520
 - So dust kids.

1399
00:49:56,520 --> 00:49:57,800
 - But I'm looking at these.

1400
00:49:57,800 --> 00:50:04,320
 - Sorry, our cat is going a little nuts

1401
00:50:04,320 --> 00:50:07,320
 and it makes me nervous because.

1402
00:50:07,320 --> 00:50:11,160
 - It's gonna attack the podcast and ruin it?

1403
00:50:11,160 --> 00:50:12,000
 What's gonna happen?

1404
00:50:12,000 --> 00:50:14,260
 (laughs)

1405
00:50:14,260 --> 00:50:18,320
 - I don't know, I'm gonna, okay, go ahead.

1406
00:50:18,320 --> 00:50:20,600
 - Now, Dr. Meimbinter was a weird character.

1407
00:50:20,600 --> 00:50:23,120
 Like, but he is, so he's the one

1408
00:50:23,120 --> 00:50:26,120
 who actually comes up with the plan to make Sir Pentor,

1409
00:50:26,120 --> 00:50:28,760
 which they get all of the great DNA,

1410
00:50:28,760 --> 00:50:31,480
 but they fucking, they don't get,

1411
00:50:31,480 --> 00:50:33,120
 I think it's Genghis Khan.

1412
00:50:33,120 --> 00:50:35,800
 It's the one that GI Joe's fuck up with.

1413
00:50:35,800 --> 00:50:38,320
 Or they fuck up and they don't get, right?

1414
00:50:38,320 --> 00:50:41,420
 So then they're like, let's get Sergeant Slaughter he has.

1415
00:50:41,420 --> 00:50:44,280
 And then Sergeant Slaughter is so fucking

1416
00:50:44,280 --> 00:50:46,680
 all into the episode.

1417
00:50:46,680 --> 00:50:49,040
 It's disgusting 'cause it's horrible.

1418
00:50:49,040 --> 00:50:52,120
 He's horrible, fuck you, I mean, listen,

1419
00:50:52,120 --> 00:50:54,280
 I get it, you're wrestling guy, you do your thing,

1420
00:50:54,280 --> 00:50:57,280
 but in GI Joe, we're at World.

1421
00:50:57,280 --> 00:51:00,080
 It's like, all of a sudden they throw this character

1422
00:51:00,080 --> 00:51:01,720
 and it's terrible.

1423
00:51:01,720 --> 00:51:03,160
 He's terrible.

1424
00:51:03,160 --> 00:51:06,920
 And all he does is yell the whole fucking time.

1425
00:51:06,920 --> 00:51:11,000
 I'm like, God damn it, and I'm like,

1426
00:51:11,000 --> 00:51:14,680
 you're the best fucking, what I found hilarious

1427
00:51:14,680 --> 00:51:18,380
 is he's supposed to be the best fucking soldier ever, right?

1428
00:51:20,040 --> 00:51:23,560
 In this, he's gonna train the Joe's,

1429
00:51:23,560 --> 00:51:25,960
 he's gonna be the best soldier ever.

1430
00:51:25,960 --> 00:51:28,960
 And then I go look up this guy's Wikipedia page

1431
00:51:28,960 --> 00:51:31,800
 and I mean, it's not fake.

1432
00:51:31,800 --> 00:51:32,800
 He's the rapper.

1433
00:51:32,800 --> 00:51:35,000
 - Yeah, it's like, yeah, it's like,

1434
00:51:35,000 --> 00:51:37,800
 am like, the fuck man, come on.

1435
00:51:37,800 --> 00:51:38,640
 - Yeah.

1436
00:51:38,640 --> 00:51:39,480
 - Come on.

1437
00:51:39,480 --> 00:51:40,960
 - It would be like having Mr. T show up

1438
00:51:40,960 --> 00:51:42,560
 as be a Barakas or something

1439
00:51:42,560 --> 00:51:44,360
 and pretending to be him from 18.

1440
00:51:44,360 --> 00:51:46,800
 And you're like, that's not a real guy, you know,

1441
00:51:46,800 --> 00:51:47,800
 what the hell.

1442
00:51:47,800 --> 00:51:50,680
 And I remember that happening a lot in the 80s,

1443
00:51:50,680 --> 00:51:53,000
 where it would just like these random characters

1444
00:51:53,000 --> 00:51:55,160
 would be brought in for reasons

1445
00:51:55,160 --> 00:51:56,760
 that didn't mean to make sense.

1446
00:51:56,760 --> 00:52:00,520
 - So I've got another great little fact,

1447
00:52:00,520 --> 00:52:03,160
 an episode you guys didn't watch, right?

1448
00:52:03,160 --> 00:52:07,800
 So the first five episodes of first season,

1449
00:52:07,800 --> 00:52:09,920
 it's called "The Pyramid of Darkness", right?

1450
00:52:09,920 --> 00:52:12,920
 And so what Cobra's doing is they are,

1451
00:52:12,920 --> 00:52:15,560
 they have attacked a space satellite.

1452
00:52:17,400 --> 00:52:19,400
 The first episode, they attack a space satellite

1453
00:52:19,400 --> 00:52:20,960
 and they take control of it.

1454
00:52:20,960 --> 00:52:24,680
 And then they put these cubes on the four corners

1455
00:52:24,680 --> 00:52:26,760
 of the earth, whatever the fuck that means.

1456
00:52:26,760 --> 00:52:27,600
 And when they--

1457
00:52:27,600 --> 00:52:31,680
 - It's flat, Brad, Brad, the Earth is flat.

1458
00:52:31,680 --> 00:52:33,440
 - Well, okay, well, maybe.

1459
00:52:33,440 --> 00:52:37,960
 So when they broadcast down,

1460
00:52:37,960 --> 00:52:40,040
 they can everything, all electronics,

1461
00:52:40,040 --> 00:52:41,360
 everything's done, right?

1462
00:52:41,360 --> 00:52:44,800
 So Destre and the Baroness are putting the last cube

1463
00:52:44,800 --> 00:52:45,960
 in their place, right?

1464
00:52:45,960 --> 00:52:47,920
 And they fucking, they make it happen.

1465
00:52:47,920 --> 00:52:50,000
 The fucking thing is dark, right?

1466
00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:55,000
 And spoiler, he uses the dreadnocks

1467
00:52:55,000 --> 00:52:56,520
 up in the space satellite,

1468
00:52:56,520 --> 00:52:59,760
 which are horrible people, they fucking are idiots

1469
00:52:59,760 --> 00:53:01,480
 and they get their plan debunked.

1470
00:53:01,480 --> 00:53:06,000
 But anyway, so what happened?

1471
00:53:06,000 --> 00:53:09,240
 Destre and the Baroness are getting away

1472
00:53:09,240 --> 00:53:11,600
 from where they just placed the last one, right?

1473
00:53:11,600 --> 00:53:16,600
 And they're like on a boat and the cobra offices are rowing

1474
00:53:16,600 --> 00:53:17,720
 and--

1475
00:53:17,720 --> 00:53:19,640
 - They're rowing and they motor?

1476
00:53:19,640 --> 00:53:22,160
 - Both kids, yeah, 'cause the pyramid of darkness

1477
00:53:22,160 --> 00:53:26,120
 shuts out all electricity, all mirrors everywhere.

1478
00:53:26,120 --> 00:53:27,920
 Yeah.

1479
00:53:27,920 --> 00:53:29,320
 - Do you know if they want to guess?

1480
00:53:29,320 --> 00:53:30,440
 - Yes.

1481
00:53:30,440 --> 00:53:31,280
 - Okay.

1482
00:53:31,280 --> 00:53:33,720
 - Yeah, even nuclear powder.

1483
00:53:33,720 --> 00:53:35,280
 - Sorry, sorry.

1484
00:53:35,280 --> 00:53:37,680
 - Just immerse yourself in the way.

1485
00:53:37,680 --> 00:53:38,520
 - Yeah.

1486
00:53:38,520 --> 00:53:39,520
 - And just go with it.

1487
00:53:39,520 --> 00:53:40,600
 - There are no questions.

1488
00:53:40,600 --> 00:53:43,360
 - Well, maybe, but do you want to go to the science

1489
00:53:43,360 --> 00:53:46,400
 behind how this happens or do you want to do it?

1490
00:53:46,400 --> 00:53:49,840
 - There will be no questions forth with, I got it.

1491
00:53:49,840 --> 00:53:51,840
 (laughing)

1492
00:53:51,840 --> 00:53:56,840
 - So it just, it magically evaporates all the gas and everything.

1493
00:53:56,840 --> 00:54:00,480
 All the nuclear engines are done, like everything's done,

1494
00:54:00,480 --> 00:54:01,320
 right?

1495
00:54:01,320 --> 00:54:02,760
 - Do you want to just say nuclear?

1496
00:54:02,760 --> 00:54:03,940
 - What?

1497
00:54:03,940 --> 00:54:05,600
 - I said nuclear.

1498
00:54:05,600 --> 00:54:06,960
 - Yeah, nuclear.

1499
00:54:06,960 --> 00:54:08,480
 - No, anyway.

1500
00:54:08,480 --> 00:54:13,160
 So, now anyway, so it's all done, right?

1501
00:54:13,160 --> 00:54:14,760
 Like there's no power for anything.

1502
00:54:14,760 --> 00:54:16,400
 They're rowing away.

1503
00:54:16,400 --> 00:54:19,400
 And the Baroness and Destro are together.

1504
00:54:19,400 --> 00:54:25,120
 And as Brock knows, you know, I mean, it's romantic.

1505
00:54:25,120 --> 00:54:28,840
 They're going, they're rowing off into the sunset.

1506
00:54:28,840 --> 00:54:32,240
 And she calls him Dest Romeo.

1507
00:54:32,240 --> 00:54:34,160
 - No.

1508
00:54:36,880 --> 00:54:40,520
 - Oh, how do you, I've got to do pet name for you.

1509
00:54:40,520 --> 00:54:43,360
 - And I'm like, I'm like, this is so funny.

1510
00:54:43,360 --> 00:54:44,200
 - How do you talk to you?

1511
00:54:44,200 --> 00:54:48,200
 You're going to be Destro, and Braz going to be Steven.

1512
00:54:48,200 --> 00:54:51,200
 - Steven, I'm so Steven, yeah.

1513
00:54:51,200 --> 00:54:52,040
 - That's pretty bad.

1514
00:54:52,040 --> 00:54:53,240
 I have a question for you.

1515
00:54:53,240 --> 00:54:55,920
 Did you get to the episode called Cobra Claws

1516
00:54:55,920 --> 00:54:57,160
 or Coming to Town?

1517
00:54:57,160 --> 00:54:59,520
 - No.

1518
00:54:59,520 --> 00:55:00,920
 - It's a Christmas episode, apparently?

1519
00:55:00,920 --> 00:55:02,800
 - No, I missed, I did not do that one.

1520
00:55:02,800 --> 00:55:04,360
 No, I didn't see it.

1521
00:55:04,360 --> 00:55:05,760
 I think I, I bought it.

1522
00:55:05,760 --> 00:55:08,120
 I don't think I have it though, I didn't want it.

1523
00:55:08,120 --> 00:55:10,480
 - Gear listeners, we're going to revisit this,

1524
00:55:10,480 --> 00:55:12,480
 just for Cobra Claws.

1525
00:55:12,480 --> 00:55:14,840
 - Yeah, it may have to be a special like 10 minute episode.

1526
00:55:14,840 --> 00:55:15,680
 - Yes.

1527
00:55:15,680 --> 00:55:17,440
 - Cobra Claws is coming to town.

1528
00:55:17,440 --> 00:55:19,700
 Sorry, Cobra Claws are coming.

1529
00:55:19,700 --> 00:55:22,560
 Wow.

1530
00:55:22,560 --> 00:55:25,160
 - All right, so does it hold up?

1531
00:55:25,160 --> 00:55:26,560
 - Yeah, I mean, I feel like this is, we've-

1532
00:55:26,560 --> 00:55:30,200
 - Yeah, so, before I, before-

1533
00:55:30,200 --> 00:55:31,040
 - Braz got more.

1534
00:55:31,040 --> 00:55:33,440
 - And I do, so that I forgot, I had to trim my notes.

1535
00:55:33,440 --> 00:55:36,220
 I just have one more thing about the desk Romeo.

1536
00:55:36,220 --> 00:55:38,120
 So basically Cobra Commander,

1537
00:55:38,120 --> 00:55:40,640
 somehow there's still power for cameras everywhere

1538
00:55:40,640 --> 00:55:42,440
 'cause they have cameras everywhere.

1539
00:55:42,440 --> 00:55:44,160
 It's just like, and-

1540
00:55:44,160 --> 00:55:45,000
 - Let's go with it.

1541
00:55:45,000 --> 00:55:45,840
 Just go with it.

1542
00:55:45,840 --> 00:55:47,200
 - I'm not gonna say anything.

1543
00:55:47,200 --> 00:55:49,640
 - Right, and he's like,

1544
00:55:49,640 --> 00:55:50,920
 "Guess how, what are you doing?"

1545
00:55:50,920 --> 00:55:54,440
 And he's like, "She had something in her eye."

1546
00:55:54,440 --> 00:55:57,120
 As they're fucking, make it out on the back of the boat.

1547
00:55:57,120 --> 00:56:01,480
 I mean, it's like, it's so, it's like,

1548
00:56:01,480 --> 00:56:03,400
 what, who the fuck is this for?

1549
00:56:03,400 --> 00:56:05,240
 Kids don't get the reference.

1550
00:56:05,240 --> 00:56:06,720
 And the adults are watching this.

1551
00:56:06,720 --> 00:56:09,880
 So like, this is purely for the animators, right?

1552
00:56:09,880 --> 00:56:10,720
 Like-

1553
00:56:10,720 --> 00:56:11,880
 - Why would, yeah, why would,

1554
00:56:11,880 --> 00:56:13,840
 why would Destro care anyway?

1555
00:56:13,840 --> 00:56:15,360
 It'd be like, you know,

1556
00:56:15,360 --> 00:56:17,040
 dude, I was making out with her.

1557
00:56:17,040 --> 00:56:18,560
 - Have you seen the Baratas?

1558
00:56:18,560 --> 00:56:20,320
 - Why are you such a perv?

1559
00:56:20,320 --> 00:56:22,040
 - Right, right.

1560
00:56:22,040 --> 00:56:24,840
 - Oh man.

1561
00:56:24,840 --> 00:56:26,680
 - No, I'm still, I'm still with like,

1562
00:56:26,680 --> 00:56:30,440
 everyone is so buff in this cartoon.

1563
00:56:31,320 --> 00:56:35,640
 Everyone has like been hitting a gym like 24/7.

1564
00:56:35,640 --> 00:56:37,400
 That's all they're doing.

1565
00:56:37,400 --> 00:56:42,120
 And they were, and they were in tight clothes.

1566
00:56:42,120 --> 00:56:43,760
 Like, that's all they fucking do.

1567
00:56:43,760 --> 00:56:46,960
 - Why don't we live here?

1568
00:56:46,960 --> 00:56:49,560
 - Do they ever explain Destro's medallion?

1569
00:56:49,560 --> 00:56:50,800
 - Ooh, they like too.

1570
00:56:50,800 --> 00:56:51,640
 - Is that what someone,

1571
00:56:51,640 --> 00:56:53,960
 first of all he's got the V cut down to his navel.

1572
00:56:53,960 --> 00:56:54,800
 - Right.

1573
00:56:54,800 --> 00:56:55,760
 - He's got medallion.

1574
00:56:55,760 --> 00:56:59,200
 - Yeah, he's kind of rocking the, the RathaCon thing.

1575
00:56:59,200 --> 00:57:00,840
 - Is that, is that a thing his medallion

1576
00:57:00,840 --> 00:57:03,280
 or is it just, they never talk about it?

1577
00:57:03,280 --> 00:57:06,760
 - Um, I think I read on Wikipedia

1578
00:57:06,760 --> 00:57:09,120
 that that's just like a family heirloom,

1579
00:57:09,120 --> 00:57:10,640
 but nothing happens.

1580
00:57:10,640 --> 00:57:12,280
 - It's not in his face, huh?

1581
00:57:12,280 --> 00:57:13,120
 - Yeah.

1582
00:57:13,120 --> 00:57:13,960
 - It's a Scottish thing.

1583
00:57:13,960 --> 00:57:14,960
 You wouldn't understand.

1584
00:57:14,960 --> 00:57:15,800
 - I'm sorry.

1585
00:57:15,800 --> 00:57:17,600
 - medallion, it looked like a Scottish medallion.

1586
00:57:17,600 --> 00:57:18,440
 - They do look Scottish.

1587
00:57:18,440 --> 00:57:20,600
 - It's just, it's a thing of haggis, right?

1588
00:57:20,600 --> 00:57:21,440
 - Yeah.

1589
00:57:21,440 --> 00:57:25,720
 - So we, we have not talked about these episodes at all.

1590
00:57:25,720 --> 00:57:27,640
 So I don't know if anybody knows what the fuck,

1591
00:57:27,640 --> 00:57:29,000
 do we care?

1592
00:57:29,000 --> 00:57:32,040
 - I think we've covered it enough.

1593
00:57:32,040 --> 00:57:32,880
 - Yeah.

1594
00:57:32,880 --> 00:57:34,200
 I mean, I think that we've done a good job

1595
00:57:34,200 --> 00:57:36,520
 of just kind of talking about it in general.

1596
00:57:36,520 --> 00:57:40,520
 I feel like if we started going into the specifics

1597
00:57:40,520 --> 00:57:44,440
 of each one of these miniseries that it just would,

1598
00:57:44,440 --> 00:57:45,280
 it would drag on.

1599
00:57:45,280 --> 00:57:47,080
 - And you all have see it or you haven't.

1600
00:57:47,080 --> 00:57:49,200
 - I mean, I feel like, well, why don't we talk about

1601
00:57:49,200 --> 00:57:51,520
 how we feel about the, you know, how it holds up

1602
00:57:51,520 --> 00:57:54,080
 if we feel like, and we can start with you

1603
00:57:54,080 --> 00:57:56,320
 over there, Shipwreck, 'cause you definitely--

1604
00:57:56,320 --> 00:57:57,160
 - Steven.

1605
00:57:57,160 --> 00:57:58,960
 - I definitely think you get called up.

1606
00:57:58,960 --> 00:57:59,800
 - Steven.

1607
00:57:59,800 --> 00:58:00,640
 - How about it?

1608
00:58:00,640 --> 00:58:04,000
 - My name is Seaman and I mean,

1609
00:58:04,000 --> 00:58:07,040
 if I've got to come to a conclusion about what's going on.

1610
00:58:07,040 --> 00:58:12,160
 I mean, if I'm going to really figure this out,

1611
00:58:12,160 --> 00:58:15,880
 like, you know, stroke out how I feel about it.

1612
00:58:15,880 --> 00:58:18,360
 (laughing)

1613
00:58:18,360 --> 00:58:19,680
 I mean--

1614
00:58:19,680 --> 00:58:21,400
 - I'm going to beat it out of you.

1615
00:58:21,400 --> 00:58:23,640
 (laughing)

1616
00:58:23,640 --> 00:58:28,640
 - You need to beat out my answer (laughing)

1617
00:58:28,640 --> 00:58:31,960
 - I don't want to be a jerk off about this.

1618
00:58:31,960 --> 00:58:33,160
 (laughing)

1619
00:58:33,160 --> 00:58:36,960
 But yeah, this fucking holds up.

1620
00:58:36,960 --> 00:58:37,960
 I loved it.

1621
00:58:37,960 --> 00:58:41,040
 I loved, I loved revisiting this.

1622
00:58:41,040 --> 00:58:42,360
 I thought it was great.

1623
00:58:42,360 --> 00:58:43,200
 I loved the music.

1624
00:58:43,200 --> 00:58:46,040
 The first two series, the miniseries were great.

1625
00:58:46,040 --> 00:58:48,480
 I was, I mean, I know you guys didn't watch it,

1626
00:58:48,480 --> 00:58:51,480
 but I watched the first two miniseries.

1627
00:58:51,480 --> 00:58:54,600
 They were great, the regular one,

1628
00:58:54,600 --> 00:58:56,440
 the first one's a little weird

1629
00:58:56,440 --> 00:58:59,200
 'cause it's not quite polished.

1630
00:58:59,200 --> 00:59:00,040
 But the--

1631
00:59:00,040 --> 00:59:00,880
 - Yeah.

1632
00:59:00,880 --> 00:59:01,720
 - They're trying to find a way a little.

1633
00:59:01,720 --> 00:59:02,800
 - The mass device?

1634
00:59:02,800 --> 00:59:04,760
 - Yeah, but the mass device is not polished,

1635
00:59:04,760 --> 00:59:07,440
 but the revenge of Cobra with the Weather Dominator

1636
00:59:07,440 --> 00:59:11,640
 is probably the five best episodes of cartoon.

1637
00:59:11,640 --> 00:59:13,400
 - They really have to strive.

1638
00:59:13,400 --> 00:59:14,240
 - It is.

1639
00:59:14,240 --> 00:59:15,880
 - I think we made it to where like,

1640
00:59:15,880 --> 00:59:17,360
 we need to make this a season.

1641
00:59:17,360 --> 00:59:18,200
 We need to--

1642
00:59:18,200 --> 00:59:19,400
 - Right, no, they definitely are.

1643
00:59:19,400 --> 00:59:21,200
 Holy shit, you guys really.

1644
00:59:21,200 --> 00:59:23,880
 And the weird thing is those two are written by the same guy,

1645
00:59:23,880 --> 00:59:26,240
 but none of the other episodes are written by the same guy.

1646
00:59:26,240 --> 00:59:31,080
 So, but no, it is, it is finna--

1647
00:59:31,080 --> 00:59:33,440
 the music and those, oh, it's just great.

1648
00:59:33,440 --> 00:59:35,040
 And I know Brock, you said earlier that--

1649
00:59:35,040 --> 00:59:37,120
 I'm sorry, Flint, you said earlier that,

1650
00:59:37,120 --> 00:59:41,240
 you know, how it jumps around like it's really fast,

1651
00:59:41,240 --> 00:59:44,800
 like, fast cut, but I loved it.

1652
00:59:44,800 --> 00:59:46,920
 The music just keeps up with you and you're like,

1653
00:59:46,920 --> 00:59:48,160
 oh shit, yeah, here we go.

1654
00:59:48,160 --> 00:59:50,520
 It's like, it's, it's, it just starts pounding again.

1655
00:59:50,520 --> 00:59:52,640
 And you're like, oh, we're good.

1656
00:59:52,640 --> 00:59:54,200
 And so, we're getting new here.

1657
00:59:54,200 --> 00:59:55,040
 Here we go.

1658
00:59:55,040 --> 00:59:57,480
 - I'm hoping it's filled upside down.

1659
00:59:57,480 --> 00:59:58,560
 - What?

1660
00:59:58,560 --> 01:00:00,760
 - Flint, I don't know what that means.

1661
01:00:00,760 --> 01:00:05,760
 - Nah, nah, but here, nah, whatever.

1662
01:00:05,760 --> 01:00:08,440
 Something's going on, like, we're just gonna fucking,

1663
01:00:08,440 --> 01:00:09,920
 we're going with it again, here we go.

1664
01:00:09,920 --> 01:00:12,200
 Like, I don't know what's going on, I mean.

1665
01:00:12,200 --> 01:00:16,120
 And the first, I watched, like I said,

1666
01:00:16,120 --> 01:00:18,800
 I watched the first five says the first season,

1667
01:00:18,800 --> 01:00:21,000
 which is called the Pyramid of Darkness.

1668
01:00:21,000 --> 01:00:21,840
 That's pretty good.

1669
01:00:21,840 --> 01:00:27,080
 It's got Zartan, it's got, well Zartan's

1670
01:00:27,080 --> 01:00:28,800
 in the weather down there, right?

1671
01:00:28,800 --> 01:00:29,640
 - Yeah.

1672
01:00:29,640 --> 01:00:30,480
 - Yeah.

1673
01:00:30,480 --> 01:00:31,400
 - Does it have Tomax and Zama in it?

1674
01:00:31,400 --> 01:00:32,240
 Do they come in?

1675
01:00:32,240 --> 01:00:35,200
 - Tomax and Zama are the ones who are in the, yeah.

1676
01:00:35,200 --> 01:00:36,120
 - Pyramid of Darkness.

1677
01:00:36,120 --> 01:00:39,720
 - Yeah, but then I watched season two,

1678
01:00:39,720 --> 01:00:43,000
 the first five episodes, which is Rise, Serpent or Rise,

1679
01:00:43,000 --> 01:00:49,000
 which has fucking Dr. Mime Mender and fucking Serpentor

1680
01:00:49,000 --> 01:00:51,000
 at the end, and it's terrible.

1681
01:00:51,000 --> 01:00:53,400
 And Sergeant Slaughter, and he is the worst.

1682
01:00:53,400 --> 01:00:57,080
 He's fucking terrible, and I would,

1683
01:00:57,080 --> 01:00:59,720
 if you're gonna re-watch these episodes,

1684
01:00:59,720 --> 01:01:03,680
 which I highly recommend, don't watch after season one.

1685
01:01:03,680 --> 01:01:05,680
 Don't, I mean, like, it'll be there.

1686
01:01:05,680 --> 01:01:07,280
 - Yeah, watch the next one.

1687
01:01:07,280 --> 01:01:11,680
 - And I know the movie is terrible.

1688
01:01:11,680 --> 01:01:15,920
 Like, I know with Cobra-la-la-la-la-la, like, that's terrible.

1689
01:01:15,920 --> 01:01:17,880
 - I didn't even get shot, Julie dies,

1690
01:01:17,880 --> 01:01:19,040
 'cause that's what Duke does.

1691
01:01:19,040 --> 01:01:21,120
 - I really want that as my ringtone.

1692
01:01:21,120 --> 01:01:24,080
 - Which, the Cobra-la?

1693
01:01:24,080 --> 01:01:27,000
 - Which we would say, Cobra-la, yeah.

1694
01:01:27,000 --> 01:01:28,400
 - No, I mean, I'll give it this.

1695
01:01:28,400 --> 01:01:30,600
 If you watch the first 10 minutes of the movie,

1696
01:01:30,600 --> 01:01:32,800
 like we did, the animation is really crisp.

1697
01:01:32,800 --> 01:01:33,640
 - Yes.

1698
01:01:33,640 --> 01:01:35,920
 - It's got a bit of it more like a gritty feel

1699
01:01:35,920 --> 01:01:39,000
 than the TV show, at least the ones we watched.

1700
01:01:39,000 --> 01:01:43,120
 - But the story is just, it was just boring.

1701
01:01:43,120 --> 01:01:47,480
 - I have a Brad fact about the movie.

1702
01:01:47,480 --> 01:01:51,720
 So it was supposed to be released,

1703
01:01:51,720 --> 01:01:54,280
 just like the Transformers movie was released

1704
01:01:54,280 --> 01:01:58,240
 the year earlier, but that did so poorly.

1705
01:01:58,240 --> 01:02:01,000
 Hasbro's like, they didn't release it.

1706
01:02:01,000 --> 01:02:02,640
 They didn't ever release it in the movie theater,

1707
01:02:02,640 --> 01:02:04,040
 so it was supposed to go out in the theater.

1708
01:02:04,040 --> 01:02:04,880
 - I knew that.

1709
01:02:04,880 --> 01:02:08,200
 I actually remember it not coming out in the theater,

1710
01:02:08,200 --> 01:02:09,880
 but I didn't know that it was because

1711
01:02:09,880 --> 01:02:11,280
 the Transformers movie didn't do well,

1712
01:02:11,280 --> 01:02:13,040
 'cause I remember seeing the Transformers movie

1713
01:02:13,040 --> 01:02:13,880
 in the theater.

1714
01:02:13,880 --> 01:02:14,720
 - I did.

1715
01:02:14,720 --> 01:02:17,280
 - I did my part.

1716
01:02:17,280 --> 01:02:19,240
 - Brock remembers it being good.

1717
01:02:19,240 --> 01:02:20,080
 - The Transformers movie?

1718
01:02:20,080 --> 01:02:20,920
 - Yeah.

1719
01:02:20,920 --> 01:02:21,920
 - I liked the Transformers movie.

1720
01:02:21,920 --> 01:02:24,000
 - No, fucking hey, no, it wasn't good.

1721
01:02:24,000 --> 01:02:26,360
 They fucking kill off some people in the beginning.

1722
01:02:26,360 --> 01:02:28,120
 Somebody says shit, and that's all they did.

1723
01:02:28,120 --> 01:02:28,960
 That was the only--

1724
01:02:28,960 --> 01:02:30,520
 - But there was a really great song in it, Brad,

1725
01:02:30,520 --> 01:02:33,200
 about having the touch and having the power.

1726
01:02:33,200 --> 01:02:34,160
 Don't you remember that?

1727
01:02:34,160 --> 01:02:35,800
 - They killed Optimus Prime.

1728
01:02:35,800 --> 01:02:36,640
 - I know.

1729
01:02:36,640 --> 01:02:37,480
 - I've got to, I've got to shoot.

1730
01:02:37,480 --> 01:02:38,680
 - Did he die in the movie?

1731
01:02:38,680 --> 01:02:39,680
 - No, he did, he did.

1732
01:02:39,680 --> 01:02:40,840
 'Cause then it was, it was--

1733
01:02:40,840 --> 01:02:41,680
 - Wait, wait, wait, wait.

1734
01:02:41,680 --> 01:02:43,720
 - We're gonna stop, we're gonna do Transformers

1735
01:02:43,720 --> 01:02:44,560
 a different time.

1736
01:02:44,560 --> 01:02:46,480
 - Oh God, who was the, who, no.

1737
01:02:46,480 --> 01:02:48,720
 What's Optimus Prime, it was like--

1738
01:02:48,720 --> 01:02:51,320
 - Brad, does he kill Megatron?

1739
01:02:51,320 --> 01:02:55,920
 - Hey, hey, hey, hey, I only answer to Seaman tonight.

1740
01:02:55,920 --> 01:02:57,080
 - That's like Seaman.

1741
01:02:57,080 --> 01:02:58,560
 - See person.

1742
01:02:58,560 --> 01:03:00,000
 - No, he's a Seaman.

1743
01:03:00,000 --> 01:03:01,320
 - Seaman.

1744
01:03:01,320 --> 01:03:02,160
 - Seaman.

1745
01:03:02,160 --> 01:03:03,800
 - No, he's a Seaman.

1746
01:03:03,800 --> 01:03:04,800
 - Seaman.

1747
01:03:04,800 --> 01:03:06,120
 - Seaman.

1748
01:03:06,120 --> 01:03:06,960
 - Seaman.

1749
01:03:06,960 --> 01:03:08,000
 - Seaman.

1750
01:03:08,000 --> 01:03:08,920
 - Seaman.

1751
01:03:08,920 --> 01:03:09,920
 (laughing)

1752
01:03:09,920 --> 01:03:11,640
 - I'm a man, I'm a sea man, dad.

1753
01:03:11,640 --> 01:03:14,760
 - Yeah, whatever the fuck your name is.

1754
01:03:14,760 --> 01:03:17,680
 Honda Lou, Honda Lou, sorry, Honda Lou.

1755
01:03:17,680 --> 01:03:18,520
 - Honda Lou.

1756
01:03:18,520 --> 01:03:19,520
 - Mitsubishi Lou.

1757
01:03:19,520 --> 01:03:20,360
 - Yeah.

1758
01:03:20,360 --> 01:03:21,960
 - Honda Lou, I said it.

1759
01:03:21,960 --> 01:03:23,360
 Honda Lou.

1760
01:03:23,360 --> 01:03:24,200
 - I'm saying--

1761
01:03:24,200 --> 01:03:25,720
 - I'm a gourmet chef.

1762
01:03:25,720 --> 01:03:27,960
 We're gonna make some shit out of these tomatoes.

1763
01:03:27,960 --> 01:03:28,960
 Let's go.

1764
01:03:28,960 --> 01:03:30,920
 - All right, put those bills aside.

1765
01:03:30,920 --> 01:03:32,760
 - But honestly, that is a really interesting

1766
01:03:32,760 --> 01:03:36,640
 a bit of trivia, 'cause I always wondered why,

1767
01:03:36,640 --> 01:03:39,040
 'cause I remembered it was the G.I. Joe movie,

1768
01:03:39,040 --> 01:03:40,400
 but it came on television.

1769
01:03:40,400 --> 01:03:41,560
 It was never in the theater.

1770
01:03:41,560 --> 01:03:42,400
 - Yep.

1771
01:03:42,400 --> 01:03:43,760
 - I remember that.

1772
01:03:43,760 --> 01:03:44,760
 - Yep.

1773
01:03:44,760 --> 01:03:47,000
 - I wonder why the transformers fund in support.

1774
01:03:47,000 --> 01:03:48,320
 Okay, wait, sorry, so--

1775
01:03:48,320 --> 01:03:49,160
 - I don't know, I'm sorry.

1776
01:03:49,160 --> 01:03:51,360
 - So, that's why I disagree with the people.

1777
01:03:51,360 --> 01:03:52,200
 (laughing)

1778
01:03:52,200 --> 01:03:53,040
 They build a person,

1779
01:03:53,040 --> 01:03:54,880
 and all they did was say shit once,

1780
01:03:54,880 --> 01:03:58,000
 and they killed Optimus Prime, so fuck 'em.

1781
01:03:58,000 --> 01:04:00,520
 Can't kill Optimus Prime.

1782
01:04:00,520 --> 01:04:03,040
 And it was about--

1783
01:04:03,040 --> 01:04:04,840
 - Okay, so G.I. Joe.

1784
01:04:04,840 --> 01:04:07,000
 - Wait, let's say the transformer,

1785
01:04:07,000 --> 01:04:08,960
 there was some big fucking,

1786
01:04:08,960 --> 01:04:11,880
 it wasn't Megatron, or somebody else ahead of him.

1787
01:04:11,880 --> 01:04:16,280
 - Oh my god, yeah, yeah, yeah, fuck off of me.

1788
01:04:16,280 --> 01:04:18,440
 - Yeah, you can't introduce

1789
01:04:18,440 --> 01:04:21,280
 some whole fucking new person.

1790
01:04:21,280 --> 01:04:23,200
 Fuck you, Leonard Nimoy.

1791
01:04:23,200 --> 01:04:25,200
 - Well, and not only that, but they introduced--

1792
01:04:25,200 --> 01:04:26,560
 - Stephen, those were fight words.

1793
01:04:26,560 --> 01:04:29,600
 - They introduced a random new Autobot

1794
01:04:29,600 --> 01:04:33,680
 who wound up becoming the new leader of the Autobots.

1795
01:04:33,680 --> 01:04:35,440
 - Right. - Optimus Prime.

1796
01:04:35,440 --> 01:04:37,520
 - And I mean, he wasn't like a guy you knew,

1797
01:04:37,520 --> 01:04:39,600
 he just was thrown in there,

1798
01:04:39,600 --> 01:04:42,080
 and he was voiced, I think, by--

1799
01:04:42,080 --> 01:04:43,240
 - But then--

1800
01:04:43,240 --> 01:04:44,080
 - But then the--

1801
01:04:44,080 --> 01:04:44,920
 - Exactly.

1802
01:04:44,920 --> 01:04:46,200
 - The fours did a really good job

1803
01:04:46,200 --> 01:04:48,520
 of bringing a lot of female characters,

1804
01:04:48,520 --> 01:04:50,120
 like the lead of one. - Okay, well, the guy said stop.

1805
01:04:50,120 --> 01:04:50,960
 - All right. - You need to stop

1806
01:04:50,960 --> 01:04:51,840
 talking about Transformers.

1807
01:04:51,840 --> 01:04:52,680
 (laughing)

1808
01:04:52,680 --> 01:04:53,800
 You need to get back on G.I. Joe, so--

1809
01:04:53,800 --> 01:04:56,360
 - All right, Seamus says it holds up.

1810
01:04:56,360 --> 01:04:59,320
 - In your opinion, the first too many series

1811
01:04:59,320 --> 01:05:02,160
 in season one completely holds up to stop there.

1812
01:05:03,560 --> 01:05:04,640
 Is that what you're saying?

1813
01:05:04,640 --> 01:05:06,920
 - Yes, it completely holds up.

1814
01:05:06,920 --> 01:05:11,080
 Don't fucking go any further than that.

1815
01:05:11,080 --> 01:05:12,780
 Yes, don't-- - That's interesting.

1816
01:05:12,780 --> 01:05:14,560
 - That's what I was thinking. - That's what I was thinking.

1817
01:05:14,560 --> 01:05:15,400
 - Yeah.

1818
01:05:15,400 --> 01:05:16,840
 - I was never a servitor coming out,

1819
01:05:16,840 --> 01:05:18,000
 and I just lost interest.

1820
01:05:18,000 --> 01:05:20,040
 - All right, it's Honolulu's turn.

1821
01:05:20,040 --> 01:05:22,400
 - So, go ahead, Honolulu, what do you think?

1822
01:05:22,400 --> 01:05:26,240
 - I actually was really surprised

1823
01:05:26,240 --> 01:05:29,200
 at how forward thinking G.I. Joe was.

1824
01:05:29,200 --> 01:05:34,120
 I, again, like our podcast benchmark

1825
01:05:34,120 --> 01:05:36,800
 is the world's greatest athlete.

1826
01:05:36,800 --> 01:05:40,280
 I felt like G.I. Joe did a really good job

1827
01:05:40,280 --> 01:05:43,360
 with like the protagonists, like there were women,

1828
01:05:43,360 --> 01:05:45,560
 there were people of color,

1829
01:05:45,560 --> 01:05:47,480
 there were different nationalities.

1830
01:05:47,480 --> 01:05:52,480
 Like they, I was surprised at how well they represented everybody.

1831
01:05:52,480 --> 01:05:56,120
 - And all the bad guys were late.

1832
01:05:56,120 --> 01:05:58,200
 - And all the bad guys, I pointed at that.

1833
01:05:58,200 --> 01:06:00,760
 I was like, "Look, all the terrorists are white."

1834
01:06:00,760 --> 01:06:05,360
 - I mean, I'm not gonna, I can't like,

1835
01:06:05,360 --> 01:06:09,560
 seriously, you think that like it was progressive?

1836
01:06:09,560 --> 01:06:11,400
 - I felt like-- - One.

1837
01:06:11,400 --> 01:06:15,400
 - At 83, that there were at least two,

1838
01:06:15,400 --> 01:06:18,640
 if that three strong women, yeah.

1839
01:06:18,640 --> 01:06:20,400
 I'm gonna go with that.

1840
01:06:20,400 --> 01:06:22,720
 - I think they were strong women characters.

1841
01:06:22,720 --> 01:06:26,080
 I don't think Scarlet and Lee J. were strong women.

1842
01:06:26,080 --> 01:06:27,880
 I think they were tokens.

1843
01:06:27,880 --> 01:06:29,880
 Just like Road Black was.

1844
01:06:29,880 --> 01:06:31,240
 No, I-- - Well, okay.

1845
01:06:31,240 --> 01:06:33,320
 I remember watching it with my brother.

1846
01:06:33,320 --> 01:06:35,280
 - In spirit, yeah.

1847
01:06:35,280 --> 01:06:38,240
 Like, you didn't even get how fucking racist that is.

1848
01:06:38,240 --> 01:06:41,320
 We're gonna call the fucking the Native American spirit.

1849
01:06:41,320 --> 01:06:43,960
 - Oh yeah, in spirit and freedom.

1850
01:06:43,960 --> 01:06:48,960
 But as a young kid watching it with my brother,

1851
01:06:48,960 --> 01:06:53,840
 I liked seeing women like in a cartoon.

1852
01:06:55,400 --> 01:06:58,760
 - All right, that's fair, I get that, okay.

1853
01:06:58,760 --> 01:07:01,960
 - And so looking back on, like, at that point,

1854
01:07:01,960 --> 01:07:05,400
 it was nice, like, it was, we had Shira,

1855
01:07:05,400 --> 01:07:09,040
 we had Tila and He-Man,

1856
01:07:09,040 --> 01:07:13,760
 we had Chitara and Thundercats,

1857
01:07:13,760 --> 01:07:17,680
 and then one of the twins in Silverhawks,

1858
01:07:17,680 --> 01:07:20,640
 it was just nice seeing-- - Just one of those

1859
01:07:20,640 --> 01:07:22,000
 super friends.

1860
01:07:22,000 --> 01:07:25,160
 - No, fucking no, no, no, no.

1861
01:07:25,160 --> 01:07:27,240
 We're on the twins in Silverhawks.

1862
01:07:27,240 --> 01:07:30,000
 It was nice and-- - Wait, wait, wait, wait.

1863
01:07:30,000 --> 01:07:33,000
 Did you say drop the twins or one-- - I know, I know.

1864
01:07:33,000 --> 01:07:35,560
 Rewind, there was Covergirl, there was-- - I'm still--

1865
01:07:35,560 --> 01:07:37,720
 - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

1866
01:07:37,720 --> 01:07:41,720
 Did you say one of the twins or wonder twins?

1867
01:07:41,720 --> 01:07:44,280
 - One of the twins. - I thought I was thinking

1868
01:07:44,280 --> 01:07:46,280
 she was going wonder twins. - No.

1869
01:07:46,280 --> 01:07:47,760
 - I thought she said one of the--

1870
01:07:47,760 --> 01:07:52,760
 What's-- who's one of the-- - The twins in Silverhawks?

1871
01:07:54,000 --> 01:07:56,280
 I don't know that one, so, sorry.

1872
01:07:56,280 --> 01:07:57,640
 - It's okay. - They were trusting me,

1873
01:07:57,640 --> 01:07:58,920
 they were there.

1874
01:07:58,920 --> 01:08:01,280
 - So, anyway, it was nice-- - I think the big rapper

1875
01:08:01,280 --> 01:08:03,680
 was just one of the twins.

1876
01:08:03,680 --> 01:08:08,080
 - G.I. Joe had three women, and I just remember like,

1877
01:08:08,080 --> 01:08:10,840
 I made sure to-- - They had four.

1878
01:08:10,840 --> 01:08:12,240
 What are you talking about?

1879
01:08:12,240 --> 01:08:14,920
 - The Baroness. - The Baroness, yes, I'm sorry.

1880
01:08:14,920 --> 01:08:19,920
 - I mean, she was a key part in the stupidity of Cobra,

1881
01:08:19,920 --> 01:08:22,840
 so I mean-- - No, she was the--

1882
01:08:22,840 --> 01:08:26,160
 She kept trying to move against, like, she followed order.

1883
01:08:26,160 --> 01:08:27,160
 Yeah, okay, you're right.

1884
01:08:27,160 --> 01:08:30,080
 So, anyway, it was nice seeing women represented,

1885
01:08:30,080 --> 01:08:32,600
 and it wasn't just like the one token in the event.

1886
01:08:32,600 --> 01:08:34,880
 - And like I said earlier, I think we talked about this

1887
01:08:34,880 --> 01:08:37,720
 before we started recording, but there's a great episode

1888
01:08:37,720 --> 01:08:41,280
 where they go like in an alternate reality,

1889
01:08:41,280 --> 01:08:45,760
 and Stiehler is the Baroness' boyfriend?

1890
01:08:45,760 --> 01:08:48,360
 Brock, do you remember this one?

1891
01:08:48,360 --> 01:08:49,920
 - No, I don't remember this at all.

1892
01:08:49,920 --> 01:08:54,920
 It's 'cause they go, it's shit, it's Flint,

1893
01:08:54,920 --> 01:09:00,960
 Gunhoe, Roadblock, it's like six of 'em go,

1894
01:09:00,960 --> 01:09:03,040
 and they have some device that won't,

1895
01:09:03,040 --> 01:09:05,640
 and they go to an alternate universe,

1896
01:09:05,640 --> 01:09:10,680
 and a clutch and Stiehler are the two other guys,

1897
01:09:10,680 --> 01:09:13,320
 'cause they end up saying, but the Baroness,

1898
01:09:13,320 --> 01:09:17,920
 the Baroness, it's like fucking Nazi Germany,

1899
01:09:17,920 --> 01:09:21,960
 so kind of like Trump America, 2020.

1900
01:09:21,960 --> 01:09:26,960
 But, you know, so they, like Cobra Commander has

1901
01:09:26,960 --> 01:09:30,480
 all those signs of everywhere he's holding rallies,

1902
01:09:30,480 --> 01:09:32,080
 just like Trump does, like 'cause yeah.

1903
01:09:32,080 --> 01:09:33,080
 - Oh my God!

1904
01:09:33,080 --> 01:09:34,080
 - Yeah, yeah.

1905
01:09:34,080 --> 01:09:35,920
 (laughing)

1906
01:09:35,920 --> 01:09:40,920
 So, and GI Joe's been like, they thought was debunked,

1907
01:09:40,920 --> 01:09:43,960
 like they thought it, so then they're like,

1908
01:09:43,960 --> 01:09:45,760
 oh, the resistance GI Joe's still there,

1909
01:09:45,760 --> 01:09:49,560
 so these guys show up and they, or fightin' 'em,

1910
01:09:49,560 --> 01:09:51,080
 and they capture a bunch of 'em,

1911
01:09:51,080 --> 01:09:54,120
 but then the Baroness kind of lets 'em out,

1912
01:09:54,120 --> 01:09:55,920
 'cause she's in love with...

1913
01:09:55,920 --> 01:10:00,360
 - What do you look like?

1914
01:10:00,360 --> 01:10:03,800
 - Fuck, I'd say Stiehler, yes.

1915
01:10:03,800 --> 01:10:07,120
 So, in that world, but they already found Stiehler's body,

1916
01:10:07,120 --> 01:10:09,800
 who's dead, but Baroness was in love with Stiehler,

1917
01:10:09,800 --> 01:10:13,120
 and she's like, I'm gonna help you get out,

1918
01:10:13,120 --> 01:10:16,360
 and then Stiehler and Clutch are like, fuck that,

1919
01:10:16,360 --> 01:10:19,040
 we're not goin' back to this warm hole,

1920
01:10:19,040 --> 01:10:22,520
 we're gonna stay here and flood Cobra in this land,

1921
01:10:22,520 --> 01:10:23,880
 and that's what happens, yeah.

1922
01:10:23,880 --> 01:10:24,880
 - Oh, wow.

1923
01:10:24,880 --> 01:10:27,240
 - It's a real heartfelt episode, yeah.

1924
01:10:27,240 --> 01:10:28,600
 - A very special GI Joe.

1925
01:10:28,600 --> 01:10:29,440
 - A very...

1926
01:10:29,440 --> 01:10:30,440
 - So, Kondaloo's dead.

1927
01:10:30,440 --> 01:10:32,120
 - Okay, okay, speaking of...

1928
01:10:32,120 --> 01:10:36,960
 - Kondaloo says it holds up, it does, like,

1929
01:10:36,960 --> 01:10:40,160
 I always remember liking as a kid,

1930
01:10:40,160 --> 01:10:44,160
 and all the things that, like, attracted me

1931
01:10:44,160 --> 01:10:47,280
 to watching this cartoon.

1932
01:10:47,280 --> 01:10:50,240
 They were all still there,

1933
01:10:50,240 --> 01:10:54,080
 and the stories are probably better

1934
01:10:54,080 --> 01:10:59,080
 than some of the daytime, or not reality shit.

1935
01:10:59,080 --> 01:11:03,880
 - It's not trans when I come, lovers, no, sorry.

1936
01:11:03,880 --> 01:11:05,640
 - Oh, God, he's singing.

1937
01:11:05,640 --> 01:11:06,480
 - He is.

1938
01:11:06,480 --> 01:11:07,820
 I split it.

1939
01:11:09,280 --> 01:11:13,560
 - Yeah, I would say that I would agree

1940
01:11:13,560 --> 01:11:16,520
 that it holds up, and my take on it is,

1941
01:11:16,520 --> 01:11:19,520
 you know, it was hard for me to watch now

1942
01:11:19,520 --> 01:11:23,360
 because, you know, I'm a middle-aged adult,

1943
01:11:23,360 --> 01:11:26,880
 but it brought out a lot of those things

1944
01:11:26,880 --> 01:11:29,600
 that I had as a kid, and I think as a kid show,

1945
01:11:29,600 --> 01:11:32,720
 you know, putting myself back in through those eyes

1946
01:11:32,720 --> 01:11:35,000
 that, yeah, this is what I remember.

1947
01:11:35,000 --> 01:11:37,200
 This is the sort of stuff I remember,

1948
01:11:37,200 --> 01:11:41,080
 the constant action, the storylines,

1949
01:11:41,080 --> 01:11:43,800
 the funny characters, the awesome vehicles

1950
01:11:43,800 --> 01:11:44,920
 that became toys.

1951
01:11:44,920 --> 01:11:45,760
 - Yes.

1952
01:11:45,760 --> 01:11:49,040
 - I, yeah, and it's, you know, if you watch it,

1953
01:11:49,040 --> 01:11:50,760
 if you were just to sit down now and never see it

1954
01:11:50,760 --> 01:11:52,120
 and watch it, and watch it as an adult,

1955
01:11:52,120 --> 01:11:55,080
 you'd be like, this is lame, and it's cheesy,

1956
01:11:55,080 --> 01:11:57,720
 and why isn't anybody dying, and that kind of thing,

1957
01:11:57,720 --> 01:12:00,360
 but if you truly watch it as you watch it as a kid,

1958
01:12:00,360 --> 01:12:02,320
 it's still good, it's stuff fun.

1959
01:12:02,320 --> 01:12:06,240
 And for me, getting into it, just,

1960
01:12:06,240 --> 01:12:08,280
 it was more about the other stuff that's going on

1961
01:12:08,280 --> 01:12:09,440
 in my life tonight, right now,

1962
01:12:09,440 --> 01:12:11,840
 and just trying to find the time to carve out to watch it.

1963
01:12:11,840 --> 01:12:14,360
 It wasn't that when I watched it, I hated it.

1964
01:12:14,360 --> 01:12:17,320
 It's just, I just had trouble watching it

1965
01:12:17,320 --> 01:12:19,000
 just because I had so many other things going on,

1966
01:12:19,000 --> 01:12:19,920
 but I thought it was good.

1967
01:12:19,920 --> 01:12:22,200
 And honestly, after talking to you, Brad,

1968
01:12:22,200 --> 01:12:23,560
 I'm gonna start watching it.

1969
01:12:23,560 --> 01:12:25,560
 I'm gonna start watching season one,

1970
01:12:25,560 --> 01:12:27,160
 and I'm just gonna watch it when I'm like,

1971
01:12:27,160 --> 01:12:28,520
 like, background noise, like you did.

1972
01:12:28,520 --> 01:12:31,520
 - Background noise, it's perfect, it is perfect.

1973
01:12:31,520 --> 01:12:33,320
 - I feel like it would be fun to do it,

1974
01:12:33,320 --> 01:12:35,320
 and I'm gonna stop at the end of season one,

1975
01:12:35,320 --> 01:12:37,520
 and I'm not even gonna look at the movie again,

1976
01:12:37,520 --> 01:12:39,360
 and if I see it's your mentor,

1977
01:12:39,360 --> 01:12:41,200
 I'm gonna throw something through the television.

1978
01:12:41,200 --> 01:12:42,200
 I'm just done.

1979
01:12:42,200 --> 01:12:44,440
 - But I feel like it's got,

1980
01:12:44,440 --> 01:12:47,480
 G.I. Joe has a lot more to deliver

1981
01:12:47,480 --> 01:12:51,400
 than any kind of reality TV show that's going on right now.

1982
01:12:51,400 --> 01:12:53,120
 - If you watch this as a kid, I would say,

1983
01:12:53,120 --> 01:12:53,960
 go back and watch it.

1984
01:12:53,960 --> 01:12:55,040
 - Yeah, for real.

1985
01:12:55,040 --> 01:12:57,000
 - Yeah, if you like it as a kid, go watch it.

1986
01:12:57,000 --> 01:12:58,440
 You're not gonna ruin it if I watch it.

1987
01:12:58,440 --> 01:13:00,840
 - I have a question for you guys.

1988
01:13:00,840 --> 01:13:02,400
 It's 'cause some of the episodes,

1989
01:13:02,400 --> 01:13:04,600
 depending on how you have it,

1990
01:13:04,600 --> 01:13:08,840
 did you guys get to see the PSAs that were at the end?

1991
01:13:08,840 --> 01:13:13,520
 - No, no, I said you won't have the same wishes.

1992
01:13:13,520 --> 01:13:15,720
 - No, that's not a real PSAs.

1993
01:13:15,720 --> 01:13:20,960
 - The real PSAs, I don't even remember a couple of things.

1994
01:13:20,960 --> 01:13:23,400
 - The real PSAs were crazy.

1995
01:13:23,400 --> 01:13:24,720
 - Are they really?

1996
01:13:24,720 --> 01:13:26,240
 - A couple of them were good.

1997
01:13:26,240 --> 01:13:27,320
 - Did the PSAs not hold?

1998
01:13:27,320 --> 01:13:28,840
 (laughing)

1999
01:13:28,840 --> 01:13:30,320
 - I wouldn't say PSAs, no,

2000
01:13:30,320 --> 01:13:31,440
 because it's all of a sudden it's like

2001
01:13:31,440 --> 01:13:35,120
 there's some creepy adult hanging out with you.

2002
01:13:35,120 --> 01:13:40,080
 Like one, like scarlet pops out of the fucking water.

2003
01:13:40,080 --> 01:13:42,960
 It's like, you shouldn't go assume another buddy

2004
01:13:42,960 --> 01:13:45,000
 and it's like, the fuck were you doing?

2005
01:13:45,000 --> 01:13:46,640
 Like, and--

2006
01:13:46,640 --> 01:13:47,840
 - Are you stalking me?

2007
01:13:47,840 --> 01:13:49,160
 (laughing)

2008
01:13:49,160 --> 01:13:52,680
 - The other one is, like, the guy gets a phone call

2009
01:13:52,680 --> 01:13:54,760
 and he's like, hey, you want something?

2010
01:13:54,760 --> 01:13:56,640
 You wanna come, like, I'm gonna come by the house

2011
01:13:56,640 --> 01:13:58,760
 and the kid gives the address.

2012
01:13:58,760 --> 01:14:00,800
 And then roadblocks out in the front yard

2013
01:14:00,800 --> 01:14:04,040
 and he's like, fuck, like, roadblock, you stalking me?

2014
01:14:04,040 --> 01:14:07,160
 Like, what the fuck, like, it is weird.

2015
01:14:07,160 --> 01:14:09,600
 It is, like, I understand what they're saying.

2016
01:14:09,600 --> 01:14:14,520
 Like, I get the message, but if you actually think about it,

2017
01:14:14,520 --> 01:14:17,000
 the fucking characters are even creepier

2018
01:14:17,000 --> 01:14:19,080
 than the people they're trying to predict themselves from.

2019
01:14:19,080 --> 01:14:19,920
 (laughing)

2020
01:14:19,920 --> 01:14:22,120
 They're like, hey, kids, I've been watching you

2021
01:14:22,120 --> 01:14:23,560
 all a fucking day.

2022
01:14:23,560 --> 01:14:25,200
 You shouldn't be doing that, you know?

2023
01:14:25,200 --> 01:14:26,360
 It is--

2024
01:14:26,360 --> 01:14:27,760
 - Did TV show hold up?

2025
01:14:27,760 --> 01:14:28,840
 The PSAs don't.

2026
01:14:28,840 --> 01:14:31,920
 - No, the PSAs, like, man, yeah.

2027
01:14:31,920 --> 01:14:34,360
 Going to YouTube, there's a whole, like,

2028
01:14:34,360 --> 01:14:37,000
 there's, like, a super cut of all the PSAs.

2029
01:14:37,000 --> 01:14:40,360
 And not only they don't hold up, but they're so bizarre,

2030
01:14:40,360 --> 01:14:44,480
 it's one from, like, it's like, hey, don't get fucking picked up

2031
01:14:44,480 --> 01:14:46,000
 and molested by a stranger, too.

2032
01:14:46,000 --> 01:14:48,760
 Like, hey, you should brush your teeth.

2033
01:14:48,760 --> 01:14:49,840
 Like, it's like that--

2034
01:14:49,840 --> 01:14:51,400
 (laughing)

2035
01:14:51,400 --> 01:14:54,040
 - What the fuck is that?

2036
01:14:54,040 --> 01:14:57,040
 - It is that crazy of a spectrum.

2037
01:14:57,040 --> 01:14:59,320
 It's like, okay, all right.

2038
01:14:59,320 --> 01:15:02,040
 - Are we going to be like Captain America with a hot lunch?

2039
01:15:02,040 --> 01:15:02,880
 Is that--

2040
01:15:02,880 --> 01:15:07,680
 - And it is, bonzo, it is just, you're like, wow.

2041
01:15:07,680 --> 01:15:09,840
 Like, last week he told me to brush my teeth.

2042
01:15:09,840 --> 01:15:11,040
 This week he's telling me,

2043
01:15:11,040 --> 01:15:12,880
 a stranger's gonna fuck me in the ass.

2044
01:15:12,880 --> 01:15:13,720
 Like, I don't know.

2045
01:15:13,720 --> 01:15:15,280
 (laughing)

2046
01:15:15,280 --> 01:15:17,040
 - It's like, learn how to clench, boys.

2047
01:15:17,040 --> 01:15:17,880
 - Yeah, yeah.

2048
01:15:17,880 --> 01:15:20,120
 (laughing)

2049
01:15:20,120 --> 01:15:22,320
 - All right, well, hello.

2050
01:15:22,320 --> 01:15:23,880
 (laughing)

2051
01:15:23,880 --> 01:15:27,540
 - On that-- (indistinct)

2052
01:15:27,540 --> 01:15:29,840
 - It's the end of this, go watch the idea.

2053
01:15:29,840 --> 01:15:34,560
 So, all right, do we wanna do our normal social media shit?

2054
01:15:34,560 --> 01:15:37,040
 - Oh, fuck you, if we do that, I gotta figure that out.

2055
01:15:37,040 --> 01:15:37,880
 All right, hold on.

2056
01:15:37,880 --> 01:15:39,280
 - Yeah, right.

2057
01:15:39,280 --> 01:15:42,040
 - At does hold, is there Twitter?

2058
01:15:42,040 --> 01:15:43,040
 - Yeah.

2059
01:15:43,040 --> 01:15:46,560
 - We're on Facebook, you just look it up, does it hold up?

2060
01:15:46,560 --> 01:15:50,240
 Look for Pinkie Pie, we're still on Patreon,

2061
01:15:50,240 --> 01:15:52,880
 so if anyone listening wants to give a dollar,

2062
01:15:52,880 --> 01:15:54,600
 so Brock can pay for it.

2063
01:15:54,600 --> 01:15:58,160
 - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

2064
01:15:58,160 --> 01:16:01,840
 If Brock needs to pay for his night court addiction,

2065
01:16:01,840 --> 01:16:04,080
 (laughing)

2066
01:16:04,080 --> 01:16:07,640
 yeah, the dollar will go to that straight away

2067
01:16:07,640 --> 01:16:10,360
 and you'll be our most favorite patron on ever.

2068
01:16:10,360 --> 01:16:13,040
 - I think we mentioned this last time,

2069
01:16:13,040 --> 01:16:15,880
 if anybody has any ideas for us, we're open to ideas.

2070
01:16:15,880 --> 01:16:17,600
 - Right, we have a deal with this.

2071
01:16:17,600 --> 01:16:19,680
 We have a deal with our us.

2072
01:16:19,680 --> 01:16:21,800
 - Just put it out there, put it out there somewhere.

2073
01:16:21,800 --> 01:16:24,960
 - And I don't remember that what that is, but we have one.

2074
01:16:24,960 --> 01:16:28,880
 It's actually, there's a link on the Facebook to email us,

2075
01:16:28,880 --> 01:16:30,240
 or just post it on Facebook.

2076
01:16:30,240 --> 01:16:33,280
 If you're one of the 17 people listening,

2077
01:16:33,280 --> 01:16:37,160
 just put it on Facebook, say, "Hey, listen, you should do this."

2078
01:16:37,160 --> 01:16:38,080
 - Who will?

2079
01:16:38,080 --> 01:16:42,000
 - Well, if we've seen it, we have to have seen it.

2080
01:16:42,000 --> 01:16:43,160
 Like it's-

2081
01:16:43,160 --> 01:16:44,160
 - Do we have standards?

2082
01:16:44,160 --> 01:16:45,200
 Is that what you're gonna say?

2083
01:16:45,200 --> 01:16:46,040
 - Well, no.

2084
01:16:46,040 --> 01:16:47,200
 (laughing)

2085
01:16:47,200 --> 01:16:50,000
 - If no one's gonna do whatever, but-

2086
01:16:50,000 --> 01:16:51,160
 - That's true.

2087
01:16:51,160 --> 01:16:53,000
 - Yeah, it has to be something we,

2088
01:16:53,000 --> 01:16:55,680
 but maybe we forgot that you saw it, yeah?

2089
01:16:55,680 --> 01:16:58,720
 - All right.

2090
01:16:58,720 --> 01:17:00,040
 - We'll remember that we forgot.

2091
01:17:00,040 --> 01:17:01,040
 - That's right.

2092
01:17:01,040 --> 01:17:03,160
 I was thinking when Harry Met Sally,

2093
01:17:03,160 --> 01:17:05,120
 maybe they'll remember the things that they've heard.

2094
01:17:05,120 --> 01:17:08,320
 Okay, so thank you to all of our listeners.

2095
01:17:08,320 --> 01:17:09,160
 - Thank you.

2096
01:17:09,160 --> 01:17:10,000
 - Thank you, everybody.

2097
01:17:10,000 --> 01:17:10,840
 I'd be enjoyed it.

2098
01:17:10,840 --> 01:17:11,960
 This one was fun to talk about.

2099
01:17:11,960 --> 01:17:13,640
 - It was, thank you for being patient

2100
01:17:13,640 --> 01:17:16,960
 that we were late getting pulled out, so-

2101
01:17:16,960 --> 01:17:20,120
 - And I listen, knowing's half the battle,

2102
01:17:20,120 --> 01:17:22,400
 and we still don't know what the other fucking half is.

2103
01:17:22,400 --> 01:17:24,320
 So we'll do it.

2104
01:17:24,320 --> 01:17:25,400
 - And never give up.

2105
01:17:25,400 --> 01:17:27,240
 Stay told the fights one.

2106
01:17:27,240 --> 01:17:28,120
 - We're gonna be there.

2107
01:17:28,120 --> 01:17:28,960
 - We're gonna be there.

2108
01:17:28,960 --> 01:17:29,800
 - We're gonna be there.

2109
01:17:29,800 --> 01:17:30,640
 (laughing)

2110
01:17:30,640 --> 01:17:32,960
 We have a real American hero.

2111
01:17:32,960 --> 01:17:34,920
 - And she has a hero, isn't it?

2112
01:17:34,920 --> 01:17:35,760
 - I know, I know.

2113
01:17:35,760 --> 01:17:36,600
 - I know, I know.

2114
01:17:36,600 --> 01:17:38,400
 - Yeah, I'm gonna be.

2115
01:17:38,400 --> 01:17:40,080
 - Yeah, I'm gonna end it 'cause Brad's singing.

2116
01:17:40,080 --> 01:17:40,920
 Bye everybody. - Bye.

2117
01:17:40,920 --> 01:17:43,200
 (laughing)

