1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,880 Hey everyone it's Brad before the episode starts. I just wanted to apologize for this 2 00:00:04,880 --> 00:00:10,000 being a week late. There's just been a lot going on and it hasn't seemed like a great 3 00:00:10,000 --> 00:00:16,240 time to be doing some fun stuff like putting together a podcast but I do want to apologize 4 00:00:16,240 --> 00:00:22,360 and I hope you enjoy our last episode of Molly Ringwald May even though it is dropping in 5 00:00:22,360 --> 00:00:40,040 June. Enjoy. The Grandma. The Grandma. We've got blood loss Brad. We have blood loss. We've got blood loss Brad. Yes. And my other 6 00:00:40,040 --> 00:00:47,280 Brad fact is that this movie largely went ignored in the United States but became the 10th Beth Belling 7 00:00:47,280 --> 00:01:04,400 video cassette of 1983. Cyborg. What are you going on? I mean there's nothing. There's nothing. Just get me frustrated. Yeah. Stripper slowly. He's a wolf. He's a long 8 00:01:04,400 --> 00:01:13,680 wolf. Oh clever. Welcome to does it hold up the podcast dedicated to potentially ruining your 9 00:01:13,680 --> 00:01:18,440 childhood and all of your fond memories that happened before mom and dad were up taken into 10 00:01:18,440 --> 00:01:30,160 the zone. I'm brought. I'm Brad Christ. Yeah I'm sorry I couldn't resist that. So we are rounding 11 00:01:30,160 --> 00:01:37,520 out Molly Ringwald May with yeah perhaps one of her lesser known films you know we had some 12 00:01:37,520 --> 00:01:42,040 options. There's there's the one where she gets pregnant that came out after all the ones we 13 00:01:42,040 --> 00:01:50,480 already did for keeps there's the what is it the mini series the stand that was on in the 90s based 14 00:01:50,480 --> 00:01:56,920 on Stephen King's book she was in that but no we are going to be talking about space hunter 15 00:01:56,920 --> 00:02:05,440 adventures in the Forbidden Zone and if I know nobody yes I'm sorry because I feel like most 16 00:02:05,440 --> 00:02:10,760 people have no idea what the hell we're talking about but yeah well I'm all about getting some 17 00:02:10,760 --> 00:02:18,680 star credits because the last dark heads yet and Christ this movie was bad yeah so this was an 18 00:02:18,680 --> 00:02:25,400 interesting one I had never seen it all the way through as we were watching it I noted there were 19 00:02:25,400 --> 00:02:31,080 times where I was like wait I think I've seen like this part so I'm feeling like it was on HBO and 20 00:02:31,080 --> 00:02:34,760 like Tyler and I would be clicking through Tyler's my brother would be clicking through it we'd 21 00:02:34,760 --> 00:02:40,560 like stumble on it and be like what and then you keep going but see Brad and I didn't do that 22 00:02:40,560 --> 00:02:49,320 because we had it I'm pretty sure I'm beta oh yeah we did we have this a grimy dirty movie anyway but 23 00:02:49,320 --> 00:02:56,880 on a taped from a copy probably from like a VHS to a beta tape with that you know degradation 24 00:02:56,880 --> 00:03:04,520 and quality it will I remember being gross more I think that's what caused this movie to be gross 25 00:03:04,520 --> 00:03:11,320 this movie is gross I think I bought it wait I think I bought it it's an HD right now it's so 26 00:03:11,320 --> 00:03:19,640 disgusting like it is everyone is slimy and like gooey and there's a lot of standard what I don't 27 00:03:19,640 --> 00:03:25,480 understand what is going on half the time well actually the whole time there's no understanding it 28 00:03:25,480 --> 00:03:35,080 I mean I would I was an asshole I made my girlfriend watch this the other night she did not like it I mean 29 00:03:35,080 --> 00:03:44,320 she's still currently but you know to be I don't think that this is going to be the determination 30 00:03:44,320 --> 00:03:54,000 hopefully not but it was this was a fucking train wreck like I don't think it's take away like the 31 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:59,600 movie ended and I turned abroad and I was like that's it well we'll go into that later let's go 32 00:03:59,600 --> 00:04:05,560 into heaven they have a great party at the end we talk about they they party it's such a fucking 33 00:04:05,560 --> 00:04:14,720 bizarre it's okay I mean I mean I'm kind of with you I don't know what happened except for Molly 34 00:04:14,720 --> 00:04:21,440 Ringwald is an annoying teenager that at some point the guy thinks she's old enough so he wants 35 00:04:21,440 --> 00:04:26,680 to fuck her but then she's not so then I can't get that I didn't get any of that I didn't get that 36 00:04:26,680 --> 00:04:32,080 vibe at all but I didn't get that vibe no no no it's like no what he first meets her before he 37 00:04:32,080 --> 00:04:36,880 realizes she stinks because she hasn't bathed in a while he's totally trying to fuck her you think 38 00:04:36,880 --> 00:04:47,480 so no okay let's put it this way it wasn't quite as overt as the geek from 16 candles okay it's not 39 00:04:47,480 --> 00:04:54,560 rapey like that no but he's like all right we'll go into it because at that point you know he's 40 00:04:54,560 --> 00:05:01,360 looking for an outlet because of something that happened earlier sorry hold on I'll put it can I 41 00:05:01,360 --> 00:05:08,480 put it a different light maybe he isn't but she thinks that's what's going on okay okay she thinks 42 00:05:08,480 --> 00:05:16,000 and she's like I'm not gonna do that with you living with that nasty ass planet again we're we're 43 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:23,440 really getting ahead of it doesn't matter it's nothing this this movie's nothing it doesn't matter 44 00:05:23,440 --> 00:05:30,360 this show the official title is Space Hunter Adventures in the Forbidden Zone it's a 1983 45 00:05:30,360 --> 00:05:38,400 space western film and if you've ever seen the TV show Firefly well if you have it I don't I 46 00:05:38,400 --> 00:05:45,560 should see it but it's like that but gross I mean it I can see where you could maybe compare the 47 00:05:45,560 --> 00:05:55,320 two but you also they're nothing this is this is a direct firefly stole this Oh Tony yeah then made 48 00:05:55,320 --> 00:06:00,280 it a little better and by a little I'm kidding I'm kidding I haven't ever seen firefly I don't know 49 00:06:00,280 --> 00:06:07,520 fireflies great they stole this from Ravenstar okay but anyway so it's 1983 space western it came 50 00:06:07,520 --> 00:06:15,400 out in the early 80s when 3D was sort of making a really weird resurgence with like Friday the 13th 51 00:06:15,400 --> 00:06:23,160 3D and yaws 3D and a lot of other really really shitty movies and when you watch this there's actually I 52 00:06:23,160 --> 00:06:32,840 didn't see a lot but every so often you get that I saw the way I only saw two maybe okay where 53 00:06:32,840 --> 00:06:38,600 the title sequence and then one part where he's going to shoot the people with the needle with 54 00:06:38,600 --> 00:06:45,480 the needle team and that's it that's it yeah yeah there really wasn't that much it's not like for 55 00:06:45,480 --> 00:06:54,200 god they forgot halfway through yeah we're supposed to be 3D yeah so and it it's got some decent people in 56 00:06:54,200 --> 00:07:00,280 it who like did other things and honestly there was some truth me well I mean we'll get into it but 57 00:07:00,280 --> 00:07:05,880 I didn't realize that it was directed or written or produced or something by Ivan Reitman who did 58 00:07:05,880 --> 00:07:12,600 he said he's an executive producer right Elmer Bernstein did the damn soundtrack which granted he 59 00:07:12,600 --> 00:07:19,400 did robot monster like back in the 60s but for the most part is a well respected composer and I mean 60 00:07:19,400 --> 00:07:24,680 you know Molly Ringwald as we mentioned it's got Ernie Hudson who was Winston from Ghostbusters 61 00:07:24,680 --> 00:07:28,840 Peter Strauss is the main character and you probably don't know who that is but if you ever saw the 62 00:07:28,840 --> 00:07:36,600 secret of him it's Justin he was Justin and you know the best rat of the good rat the really good rat 63 00:07:36,600 --> 00:07:45,560 you're saying his best acting career was voice acting in secret I remember him he's been in a 64 00:07:45,560 --> 00:07:51,720 crapload of like TV shows and stuff but I mean I remember him as being Justin he's not he's not 65 00:07:51,720 --> 00:07:57,400 terribly but I mean he's done other things but then the hero Reimas is the boy yeah Egon came in as a 66 00:07:57,400 --> 00:08:00,760 voice at one point I don't know if yeah in the very beginning when he's talking about parking 67 00:08:00,760 --> 00:08:06,040 tickets it was weird because I always thought this was just like Peter Strauss Molly Ringwald 68 00:08:06,040 --> 00:08:11,240 and a bunch of nobodies and then I'm watching I'm like wait that's Michael Ironside you know Jester 69 00:08:11,240 --> 00:08:15,960 Jester from Top Gun sort of I wouldn't have known it necessarily if I hadn't watched you know 70 00:08:15,960 --> 00:08:22,360 looked at the uh the over dog you mean his name is over dog in this one yeah right right over dog 71 00:08:22,360 --> 00:08:28,840 what the fuck kind of name is that it was weird and obscure and full of nothing as I remember that 72 00:08:28,840 --> 00:08:33,800 doesn't mean it was good it's just as a kid I didn't realize who some of the people oh what 73 00:08:33,800 --> 00:08:43,560 they're talking when the fact people are in the the people tattooed oh my god my one brad fact is 74 00:08:43,560 --> 00:08:51,400 that Oberdong's original name in the script was king creep that's better than over dog the fake 75 00:08:51,400 --> 00:08:58,840 over dog is stupid what the fuck the over dog it's like under dogs rival I know but it also but 76 00:08:58,840 --> 00:09:03,960 he's like a science they mentioned how he's a scientist and how they mutated they had the virus 77 00:09:03,960 --> 00:09:09,560 and all that and then his name was over dog like what the like he was a doctor doctor something 78 00:09:09,560 --> 00:09:15,560 whatever call him doctor virus doctor shipface whatever but something really better I mean 79 00:09:16,120 --> 00:09:22,280 yeah so yeah doctor yeah I mean anything over dog is so stupid it is doctor creepy would have been 80 00:09:22,280 --> 00:09:28,120 better because I mean he is really really creepy doctor doctor doctor uh i'm going to 81 00:09:28,120 --> 00:09:32,120 take their clothes off yeah with my claw hands oh my god you know i'm going to get 82 00:09:32,120 --> 00:09:38,920 sexual satisfaction i will say satisfaction he did satisfaction with when i'm robotic from 83 00:09:38,920 --> 00:09:43,320 like the chest down but whatever and i'm like hanging in hanging in the ceiling yeah whatever I 84 00:09:43,320 --> 00:09:49,480 mean my other brad fact is that uh this movie largely went ignored in the United States but 85 00:09:49,480 --> 00:09:57,320 became the 10th shopping video cassette of 1983 where what for them i mean i mean in the United 86 00:09:57,320 --> 00:10:03,720 States okay so a lot of people had this on video but did not go see it in the theater i don't 87 00:10:03,720 --> 00:10:11,560 remember wait wait wait wait was that vhs or beta max i don't know i don't have that yes i mean it was 88 00:10:11,560 --> 00:10:18,040 a battle battle royale that point uh the height the height of the video cassette war so we haven't 89 00:10:18,040 --> 00:10:24,520 even gotten into the actual plot synopsis yet but yeah those are my brothers i i've i've got a i've got 90 00:10:24,520 --> 00:10:32,040 a brad fact they rushed the release of it apparently to get it out of a week behead ahead of uh return 91 00:10:32,040 --> 00:10:36,920 the jedi came out the same year and they wanted to get out ahead of that because they thought they 92 00:10:36,920 --> 00:10:43,080 could get some overflow when people couldn't get into that movie they could get the fucking carry 93 00:10:43,080 --> 00:10:47,960 over from that they were full of and it's like that wasn't misjudgment because you know the star 94 00:10:47,960 --> 00:10:54,040 died after that i haven't seen any more star war films yeah i know that was they they changed it 95 00:10:54,040 --> 00:11:01,560 up and put it into 3d and then one of the taglines for the poster that they put next to i guess return 96 00:11:01,560 --> 00:11:09,080 to the jedi was the first movie that puts you in outer space because it all takes place on a planet 97 00:11:09,080 --> 00:11:16,600 i mean you're in space for like five minutes and then you're in Utah the rest of the time but 98 00:11:16,600 --> 00:11:26,120 you're in space in like a weird like uh like like parking it's like cops telling you you gotta 99 00:11:26,120 --> 00:11:31,400 move out of your parking space space where like it's like you've got parking like it i even Reichmann 100 00:11:31,400 --> 00:11:35,800 says it in the he's it's his voice he's like you got a bunch of parking tickets you got to move 101 00:11:35,800 --> 00:11:41,800 over your wife is looking for alimony it's like this weird and then they like they're out of space 102 00:11:41,800 --> 00:11:47,560 after that it's just weird yeah space is i mean that's something i do want to talk about once we 103 00:11:47,560 --> 00:11:54,520 get into the plot a little bit which we have an even story um because is he the space hunter is that 104 00:11:54,520 --> 00:11:59,080 is that what the deal is i think he's a space hunter i think he's the space what the hell is he 105 00:11:59,080 --> 00:12:04,680 scattered where where's i don't know where's the forbidden zone is that where they go well we 106 00:12:04,680 --> 00:12:09,480 talk about what they talked about that that's where the over or under the over dog is around 107 00:12:09,480 --> 00:12:18,040 up dog up dog up dog that's where that's with you it's yeah exactly that's where over dog lives 108 00:12:18,040 --> 00:12:23,960 which apparently is an area of the planet that he controls maybe i know but there's some virus and 109 00:12:23,960 --> 00:12:28,600 there's a there's a lot of stuff they like kind of gloss over and he's got some weird hand spinner 110 00:12:28,600 --> 00:12:34,840 it brings me back to this let me start reading the plot synopsis on our friend wikipedia 111 00:12:34,840 --> 00:12:39,080 and maybe while we're doing it we can kind of see if we can as we get to different pieces we can say 112 00:12:39,080 --> 00:12:44,200 like maybe it was supposed to be this or maybe because that a lot of this movie is well maybe that's 113 00:12:44,200 --> 00:12:48,760 what that is or maybe this is what that means because yeah don't get this would be any credit this 114 00:12:48,760 --> 00:12:55,080 movie was what it is okay so here we go space hunter adventures in the forbidden zone 115 00:12:55,080 --> 00:13:02,520 set in the early 22nd century the film opens with the destruction of 2136 i remember i saw it 116 00:13:02,520 --> 00:13:09,160 what was it 2136 i think it's the year no the film opens with the destruction of a space cruise 117 00:13:09,160 --> 00:13:15,880 liner by a bolt of nebular lightning yeah the only apparent survivors are three beautiful women 118 00:13:15,880 --> 00:13:20,920 nova reena and mega do we ever really get their names i have made in the credits okay who get away 119 00:13:20,920 --> 00:13:28,120 and escape pod and land on the nearest habitable planet uh the e-planet type habitable god i can't 120 00:13:28,120 --> 00:13:35,080 i can't read habitable planet that i could first wait wait hold on okay beautiful i mean like 121 00:13:35,080 --> 00:13:41,080 i don't know i couldn't tell underneath all that yet all the idiots make this like they got the 122 00:13:41,080 --> 00:13:47,240 hair going yeah i don't i couldn't tell you there um there they are quickly accosted by hostile 123 00:13:47,240 --> 00:13:54,520 natives and take an aboard a sail driven vehicle resembling a pirate ship on rails okay so i guess 124 00:13:54,520 --> 00:14:00,360 that's one way to describe it yeah what my my i mean there's so many complaints but my 125 00:14:00,360 --> 00:14:06,920 biggest complaint about this movie is that there's like nine story arcs and none of them you get no 126 00:14:07,640 --> 00:14:13,400 like there's no resolution to any of them like what's with the it's like a cruise liner like 127 00:14:13,400 --> 00:14:18,200 like walley or something like they're out the space on this cruise liner and then it blows up 128 00:14:18,200 --> 00:14:23,880 and this pod goes out of it and it's the only pod that makes it off the ship the whole thing just 129 00:14:23,880 --> 00:14:31,320 blows up and there's three women land on this planet and you i mean they're the whole thing 130 00:14:31,320 --> 00:14:37,160 and wait are they important who are they i mean i mean that's where you mess that that's where you're 131 00:14:37,160 --> 00:14:44,120 messing it there are two other movies we just didn't watch yet where they talk about pod two and pod 132 00:14:44,120 --> 00:14:53,400 three but you want to see what happens space hunter journeys this provisions again and and 133 00:14:53,400 --> 00:14:58,360 and yeah no it's not you're not far off because i feel like if they made two more movies they could 134 00:14:58,360 --> 00:15:04,680 tie up the bajillion loose ends that are here yeah because that's the way that's if that's your 135 00:15:04,680 --> 00:15:12,680 problem with this movie then no i said there's one in the very beginning the one that was baffled 136 00:15:12,680 --> 00:15:19,560 me the most was i mean we don't like brockus mentioned there's the the train that has sales 137 00:15:19,560 --> 00:15:26,680 and they in grandfather or whatever they call him who has the grand man grand man who has blood loss 138 00:15:26,680 --> 00:15:31,960 they don't like they just had this quick scene with them yeah fucking kill half of them and then 139 00:15:31,960 --> 00:15:39,960 they're off it's like that's it we're jumping ahead people no i haven't it just says that they were 140 00:15:39,960 --> 00:15:44,840 picked up we haven't gotten into anything bad happening oh my god there's been no blood loss yet 141 00:15:44,840 --> 00:15:52,680 so just yeah it is i mean i'm with you it is so weird that we follow well it's not weird we follow 142 00:15:52,680 --> 00:15:58,920 the one couple like that's not that strange like that's the whole bit of the movie but i find it 143 00:15:58,920 --> 00:16:05,560 weird that the three women they're following are trying to rescue don't actually have a line in the 144 00:16:05,560 --> 00:16:12,600 movie until about an hour and fifteen minutes into the movie other than other than screaming other 145 00:16:12,600 --> 00:16:23,640 than are they like some senator's trip i think we can assume i think we can assume they're rich 146 00:16:23,640 --> 00:16:30,680 people because they're on a cruise ship but anyway this move this episode will be three hours if we 147 00:16:30,680 --> 00:16:35,560 keep it this sorry keep going babe all right so we got this so you're all about it don't have it 148 00:16:35,560 --> 00:16:40,520 there's there's like a five-minute scene in space and now we're on the planet then we go back to space 149 00:16:40,520 --> 00:16:45,080 for a little bit and then we're pretty much on the planet the rest of the time so in space and 150 00:16:45,080 --> 00:16:51,800 alert goes out to the safe return of the women with a reward of three thousand mega credits a small 151 00:16:51,800 --> 00:16:57,560 time salvage operator named wolf intercepts the message and heads to the planet wait i know there's 152 00:16:57,560 --> 00:17:03,880 details here we want to get into uh joining him is his female engineer chalmers who learns the planet 153 00:17:03,880 --> 00:17:10,520 here that's what it says just let me get through this joining him is his female engineer chalmer who 154 00:17:10,520 --> 00:17:16,840 learns the planet called terra 11 is a failed colony that fell victim to a deadly plague and 155 00:17:16,840 --> 00:17:23,560 civil warfare wolf risks the dangers believing the reward will solve his debt problems all right have 156 00:17:23,560 --> 00:17:30,360 added his debt problems wait wait his debt problems are the fact is he has a bunch of parking tickets 157 00:17:30,360 --> 00:17:35,560 and he owes some alimony right like that's what they that's what they reference in the yes that's 158 00:17:35,560 --> 00:17:43,240 my narrow room it says and if chalmers is an engineer i'm the pope chalmers is a fantastic success robot 159 00:17:43,240 --> 00:17:52,760 that i mean and he and he mentions it he's like i mean he's talking about like he says some i came 160 00:17:52,760 --> 00:18:00,600 remember what how he's like i got i'm glad i got you the negligible and then because obviously if 161 00:18:00,600 --> 00:18:04,520 she was walking around naked all the time he couldn't keep his hands off i don't know what's going on 162 00:18:04,520 --> 00:18:10,520 there it's such a weird repair you don't really get at least i didn't right away that she's a robot 163 00:18:10,520 --> 00:18:16,840 she gets up she's sleeping she gets up she fixes his console well he like loves the engineer part he 164 00:18:16,840 --> 00:18:23,480 like no he no he says he wakes her up one time that could be right no it's just something i'm 165 00:18:23,480 --> 00:18:28,680 required four hours to i'm required for it no i'm in requirement this is the future 166 00:18:28,680 --> 00:18:35,640 so there's no union in the future have you not we're in we're 2020 i mean come on they're definitely 167 00:18:35,640 --> 00:18:44,360 gone gone by 2136 i mean you think they're right they're right we're going um sort of go off on the 168 00:18:44,360 --> 00:18:53,720 side tangent there but no i mean so he and chalmers his his engineer engineer whatever go off to try 169 00:18:53,720 --> 00:18:58,600 use and quotation marks every day every time you say engineer because i can't see them air quotes 170 00:18:58,600 --> 00:19:03,800 yes no i'm doing air quotes okay i'm not doing air quotes i'm just i'm just basing it on what 171 00:19:03,800 --> 00:19:09,880 wikipedia says to try to not confuse people so uh after landing on the baron world wolf and chalmers 172 00:19:09,880 --> 00:19:15,080 set out in a four-wheel drive vehicle called the scrambler which is a dodge pickup truck 173 00:19:15,080 --> 00:19:23,560 that this is this is one of the like craziest like it's so stupid they like show you him 174 00:19:23,560 --> 00:19:30,280 taking the straps off of it from like it was strapped down for in flight on his 175 00:19:31,400 --> 00:19:38,120 spacecraft it's like why are we watching him unstrap the fucking and then they kick the garage 176 00:19:38,120 --> 00:19:42,920 door essentially open because i can't get it open and she kicks it it's like what the fuck 177 00:19:42,920 --> 00:19:48,440 like is this supposed to be like everything this man owns is a piece of shit apparently all gross 178 00:19:48,440 --> 00:19:53,800 it's all dirty and dingy and weird he's like i built that myself and it's like well it's made 179 00:19:53,800 --> 00:20:03,320 out of plexiglass and the future is awful what here it is yeah this one no i do i do i do have a 180 00:20:03,320 --> 00:20:08,360 question though so right here they get out on the scrambler right they're driving off and she and 181 00:20:08,360 --> 00:20:15,320 he says to chalmers she's like bury or like make it disappear or something like bury the ship in dirt 182 00:20:15,320 --> 00:20:24,520 so the ship buries itself into the dirt that has no ramification it doesn't it doesn't it doesn't 183 00:20:24,520 --> 00:20:32,840 it doesn't matter it nobody comes to the ship it never comes back up it never comes back up it's 184 00:20:32,840 --> 00:20:40,120 a dumb fucking thing this entire movie introduces something and then like never ties it up they 185 00:20:40,120 --> 00:20:43,960 mentioned it very briefly at the end because i remember they the one wolf says to one of the 186 00:20:43,960 --> 00:20:47,880 other guys he's like i'm glad you found the ship meaning like it was hidden in dirt but it's just 187 00:20:47,880 --> 00:20:52,040 it's a passing line wait when they're having when they're having the party with the girls at the 188 00:20:52,040 --> 00:20:57,240 end where they're like it's a fuck party here we go okay see now people haven't seen this movie 189 00:20:57,240 --> 00:21:02,040 they're starting to realize that it has a happy ending and we really need it yeah we're really 190 00:21:02,040 --> 00:21:07,640 it hasn't it really has a happy ending yeah it doesn't have an idea i don't know we'll get into it 191 00:21:07,640 --> 00:21:12,840 so uh soon so okay so they're driving off in this four-wheel vehicle called the scrambler which is 192 00:21:12,840 --> 00:21:18,680 just a truck soon they soon they join a battle in progress between a group of marauders called the 193 00:21:18,680 --> 00:21:26,200 zoner and a band of nomads the scavs the zoners take the women before wolf can stop them and fly 194 00:21:26,200 --> 00:21:33,160 away on jet powered hang gliders okay so there's okay the zoners wait the zoners are the jet power 195 00:21:33,160 --> 00:21:39,960 guys bad guys i guess technically and and who has the blood loss that's the the scavs have the blood 196 00:21:39,960 --> 00:21:47,720 loss and they're the ones who see the women get up taken by the hang gliders and they're 197 00:21:47,720 --> 00:21:54,280 also the ones who are on the pirate ship on rails okay but okay but we skip the whole part when they 198 00:21:54,280 --> 00:22:01,480 land okay we gotta back a bit the women land on the on the planet right and the voice is like 199 00:22:01,480 --> 00:22:07,640 it's a safe planet you can take your helmets off and on that so who kidnaps them at that point 200 00:22:07,640 --> 00:22:17,320 that's the scavs they just kind of like take them they're running from people like and not wanting 201 00:22:17,320 --> 00:22:21,160 to go you know that they're not going to hurt them at that point i think that these really weird 202 00:22:21,160 --> 00:22:27,720 people come out of nowhere and basically do grab them but i think that you find the the connotation 203 00:22:27,720 --> 00:22:33,640 is that they're not dangerous is this they get taken by the zoners and the zoners with their 204 00:22:33,640 --> 00:22:39,640 special hang gliders right i got that part but so they're kidnapped so they're double kidnaps 205 00:22:39,640 --> 00:22:44,840 what you're saying yeah pretty much you know but who they were taken okay okay let's put this 206 00:22:44,840 --> 00:22:49,880 in star wars connotation they were first taken by the jaw was but then the empire got there you go 207 00:22:49,880 --> 00:22:58,040 okay you went from that word who who is it is dressed in like the uh like trash bags 208 00:22:58,920 --> 00:23:04,920 who is that those are those are the scavs and they're the ones they have the pirate ship 209 00:23:04,920 --> 00:23:09,960 they're the jawless and they're the ones with all the swaying okay and but they cannot stop the 210 00:23:09,960 --> 00:23:17,240 pirate ship that they have a pirate ship on a train that i don't know why but it's on rails 211 00:23:17,240 --> 00:23:22,920 and they can't stop it until like well they're really easy when it was like their train can only 212 00:23:22,920 --> 00:23:27,560 go one way because you have a track and they just oh put something in front of it and they're like 213 00:23:27,560 --> 00:23:32,040 fuck we gotta stop and now they're gonna fight people she's headed along the track and apparently 214 00:23:32,040 --> 00:23:39,080 that's the the pirate ship train can't go through that yeah it's kind of both it was it was weak 215 00:23:39,080 --> 00:23:45,480 i'll give you that and then he comes and come on and i know and then and then wolf comes running 216 00:23:45,480 --> 00:23:50,040 and charmer's like who side are you on he's like i'm on my own and he just goes that he starts 217 00:23:50,040 --> 00:23:57,640 shooting everybody like he shoots the fuck out of road but he's got some witty one liners uh the best 218 00:23:57,640 --> 00:24:03,960 part go away when he kicks the guy in the nuts and he's like works every he basically looks at the 219 00:24:03,960 --> 00:24:10,120 camera it's like works every time it's like what the fuck did i just see like this is what we're 220 00:24:10,120 --> 00:24:14,360 doing here we're gonna actually break the court ball and do this he's free fairs bueller he's 221 00:24:14,360 --> 00:24:21,080 Han Solo man he's a Han Solo never kicked anyone nuts and Han Solo shot first and Han Solo also 222 00:24:21,080 --> 00:24:28,520 did not look at the camera and say i shot first i mean come on yeah but i think that was that is 223 00:24:28,520 --> 00:24:35,480 way you might have anyway uh that was so bad we have to get to there's a lot to read Brad there's 224 00:24:35,480 --> 00:24:40,360 a good bit more right here so okay let me read until i say stop because there's a really good 225 00:24:40,360 --> 00:24:49,240 part coming up we need to talk about so um where did we end up here so does it matter home to scabs 226 00:24:49,240 --> 00:24:59,080 that the women were taken to speaking of dogs whoa sorry is that your over dog the over dog's 227 00:24:59,080 --> 00:25:04,200 mad okay i'll i'll start that line again all right do you need to do something with your dog 228 00:25:04,760 --> 00:25:11,480 that is all right all right um wolf learns from the scabs that the women were taken into the zone 229 00:25:11,480 --> 00:25:17,080 which is ruled by over dog their sworn enemy returning to the scramber scrambler wolf finds 230 00:25:17,080 --> 00:25:26,040 chalmers who is really a genoid will go into that has been killed wolf continues on alone but soon 231 00:25:26,040 --> 00:25:31,560 catches a teenage scab named Nikki trying to steal his scrambler she convinces wolf that he needs a 232 00:25:31,560 --> 00:25:39,480 tracker if he is to survive the zone and wolf reluctantly takes her lead so first of all i don't 233 00:25:39,480 --> 00:25:44,600 know what the hell a genoid is but you basically find out that chalmers is a robot because she gets 234 00:25:44,600 --> 00:25:51,000 shot and then like part of her head is missing and then had she's missed her she got shot in her 235 00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:57,560 shoulders gone and then he pushes some button on the remote and melts her ass and that like was 236 00:25:57,560 --> 00:26:02,760 thinking that i right before it happened i was like she dies i told him and i'm like she dies in a 237 00:26:02,760 --> 00:26:08,600 weird way gross way or that that was one of the first like this is a disturbing scene that i 238 00:26:08,600 --> 00:26:13,480 had some kind of recollection from from back when i was a kid that part freed me out i couldn't 239 00:26:13,480 --> 00:26:18,600 do melting when i was a kid i couldn't watch the end of raiders of the lost ark oh we're back to 240 00:26:18,600 --> 00:26:24,120 her hair support and i hated this scene there's something with her melting there anyway why does 241 00:26:24,120 --> 00:26:30,920 he carry that around why do you melt her right it's the point see again she does all his she 242 00:26:30,920 --> 00:26:36,280 knows all his deep dark sexual secrets he's got to get rid of the browser cash is that what it is 243 00:26:36,280 --> 00:26:43,240 yeah he's like i can't let i can't let her know oh my god she knows she knows she knows she knows 244 00:26:43,240 --> 00:26:48,600 she's in all my kinks she knows what's going on i got to melt this bitch yeah clear history button 245 00:26:48,600 --> 00:26:55,720 yeah clear history yeah so that was that scene that that bit always was weird to me 246 00:26:55,720 --> 00:27:03,240 so yeah so now he's got niki and niki is molly ringwald yes who's like 15 in this movie 14 she's 247 00:27:03,240 --> 00:27:10,280 really young yeah um all right so now niki is with wolf reluctantly in the meantime the three 248 00:27:10,280 --> 00:27:17,560 women were taken before she's not reluctantly she's not reluctantly she's not reluctantly she's not 249 00:27:17,560 --> 00:27:22,520 willing anything to do with her because you know he's full artist he's a loner and she's he's the 250 00:27:22,520 --> 00:27:33,640 wolf he's on the own wolf oh clever oh yeah it's so clever so in the meantime the three women are 251 00:27:33,640 --> 00:27:40,280 taken before the chemist the chief henchman of overdog a hideous cyborg with giant metal claws for 252 00:27:40,280 --> 00:27:45,400 hand how impractical is that who administers pacifying drugs to the girls and prepares them for 253 00:27:45,400 --> 00:27:53,640 overdogs pleasure so he's really he's he's really delicate with his boss i mean he could like yeah 254 00:27:53,640 --> 00:27:58,520 those women like it yeah we need to make sure this is clear because this is essential to the plot 255 00:27:58,520 --> 00:28:04,840 yeah the chemist yeah roofies the girls so that they're not totally freaked out by overdog because 256 00:28:04,840 --> 00:28:12,440 overdog is two-thirds robot including these giant horrible clawed hands and like for the chest down 257 00:28:12,440 --> 00:28:18,840 he's got like a steady cam arm like like he should be in the aliens movie with like baskets i mean 258 00:28:18,840 --> 00:28:25,000 it's just i don't know what the hell he is he is creepy i mean he he's so delicate with those claws 259 00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:31,880 though the women love it they love it he's so delicate yeah yeah because at one point he's like 260 00:28:31,880 --> 00:28:38,920 ogling the women overdog and i'm like you can't do anything it's so weird it's nothing there it's 261 00:28:38,920 --> 00:28:45,720 addressed or slowly yeah it's so weird see there's over or is it well i mean that's expected he's 262 00:28:45,720 --> 00:28:52,360 the bad guy but it's like dude you you got like what a cyborg what are you going on i mean there's 263 00:28:52,360 --> 00:28:58,600 nothing there's nothing just get me frustrated yeah strip or slowly i don't i don't understand 264 00:28:58,600 --> 00:29:02,360 i don't i don't get i don't get the chemist guys like i'm gonna do this for him i'm gonna 265 00:29:02,360 --> 00:29:07,880 undress these women for you because what there's no relationship between what like there's 266 00:29:07,880 --> 00:29:14,360 like just let him hang in the wood like he could hang on the ceiling he gives all be like fuck you 267 00:29:14,360 --> 00:29:19,960 overdog we're not gonna do anything and then what would he do he's not gonna come after you he can't 268 00:29:19,960 --> 00:29:28,600 come down from the ceiling so be like oh fuck off don't ask he's he's job of the hut he's got the maze 269 00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:33,640 though he does have the maze basically what he is he's afraid i seriously just thought of this he's 270 00:29:33,640 --> 00:29:40,840 job of the hut job i can't yeah okay but i think this is fair i'm not gonna say they still this is 271 00:29:40,840 --> 00:29:46,280 pre-job like it's a week before job i just started to think of like basically what it is you know he 272 00:29:46,280 --> 00:29:51,400 lives in like this really weird fortress somehow he has control over all of these other people 273 00:29:51,400 --> 00:29:55,880 he's not very involved despite the fact that he's not mobile in any way and he makes them we'll get 274 00:29:55,880 --> 00:30:01,080 into it run through like an obstacle course which is like whatever the monsters call that they drop 275 00:30:01,080 --> 00:30:08,200 okay it's not the solid note the one we drop them into in his palace oh the uh the the one 276 00:30:08,200 --> 00:30:16,920 the loop kills and the guy cries over yeah it doesn't matter so everybody everybody every stop 277 00:30:16,920 --> 00:30:22,520 yelling at us are uh hey wait i forgot to say this before we started but i want to give a shout out 278 00:30:22,520 --> 00:30:30,360 to our two uh Icelandic listeners and we have a Italian listener and we also have a we have the 279 00:30:30,360 --> 00:30:36,520 a few uk listeners and a one from the uh Czech Republic sorry i forgot to say that earlier you're 280 00:30:36,520 --> 00:30:41,480 um you're assuming they're gonna listen to a second episode i'm off to assuming they're gonna 281 00:30:41,480 --> 00:30:48,440 get this far into this one i mean if you're still here thank you thank you yeah i hope you're enjoying 282 00:30:48,440 --> 00:30:54,360 it and uh don't wash this i really hope you haven't heard of this movie yeah for real right all right 283 00:30:54,360 --> 00:31:01,480 so elsewhere wolf and nicky make camp but soon come under attacked by a strange plow-like vehicle 284 00:31:01,480 --> 00:31:07,080 wolf manages to disable the machine and learns the driver is a former military acquaintance of his 285 00:31:07,080 --> 00:31:12,920 a soldier named washington who reveals he too has come to rescue the women his only problem is that 286 00:31:12,920 --> 00:31:19,960 he crashed his ship and has no way off of the world they're on wolf refuses is to help i'm sorry wolf 287 00:31:19,960 --> 00:31:25,720 refuses to help his rival and leaves him to fend for himself okay so here we go we've introduced 288 00:31:25,720 --> 00:31:32,440 another character the wisdom they yeah winston from both busters lando kara scene yeah the lando 289 00:31:32,440 --> 00:31:39,160 they're the they hint at this relationship that they used to have they certainly know each other 290 00:31:39,160 --> 00:31:44,920 right and you feel like okay we're gonna get some backstory no nothing like if they if they 291 00:31:44,920 --> 00:31:49,960 worked together then maybe they were they were soldiers together right and maybe they were friends 292 00:31:49,960 --> 00:31:53,880 but then it turns out that they're not friends anymore because something happened who knows what 293 00:31:53,880 --> 00:32:01,560 uh man what did you want a flashback into them them fighting at the galactic blah blah blah 294 00:32:01,560 --> 00:32:08,040 fighting what what did you want back i wanted a montage i mean yeah but i'm just okay i'm saying 295 00:32:08,040 --> 00:32:14,360 i'm gonna go back we're gonna compare it to star wars all the time you go to empire right now 296 00:32:14,360 --> 00:32:20,920 winston's supposed to be and this is horribly racist 1980s he's supposed to be the billy be 297 00:32:20,920 --> 00:32:29,800 william the lanny kara kara scene win han seo and then they land at the cloud city at besbin they 298 00:32:29,800 --> 00:32:36,680 don't tell you what other than i know the guy like that's all they say so like they don't mean 299 00:32:36,680 --> 00:32:41,080 but i will argue with you that you have it you find out that the millennium falcon used to be 300 00:32:41,080 --> 00:32:46,760 landos i mean you get little bits there's at least some i mean they don't sit down and they're not 301 00:32:46,760 --> 00:32:51,720 a ship though like we're supposed to say that that bullshit crawler used to be mine he wouldn't 302 00:32:51,720 --> 00:32:55,960 claim that shit nobody claimed that shit you know like there's just nothing it's like okay they know 303 00:32:55,960 --> 00:33:03,560 each other and obviously you're angry at one another they kind of hit that again i get it i mean i 304 00:33:03,560 --> 00:33:10,520 don't think it's any i don't find that to be that weird really like i don't want to go back to wait 305 00:33:10,520 --> 00:33:15,000 but to go back to empire strikes back it's like you've got a lot of nerve showing up after what you 306 00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:20,040 pulled and then start working and then you kind of get like the joking between them and it's like 307 00:33:20,040 --> 00:33:25,160 you know you get a little like you know you find out that lando used to be a smuggler and now he's 308 00:33:25,160 --> 00:33:31,240 running the gas mines and and it's not like major exposition it's just it happens while the movie's 309 00:33:31,240 --> 00:33:36,440 going on you find out some of their back history right now i get that i'm not listen i'm not gonna 310 00:33:36,440 --> 00:33:42,840 compare this to one of the best movies ever i'm not gonna compare it what i'm saying though is that 311 00:33:42,840 --> 00:33:48,280 i don't think i think they gave him a little bit of backstory like they were together sure they 312 00:33:48,280 --> 00:33:54,520 could have given more this movie doesn't give any detail on anybody so like that's the point yeah 313 00:33:54,520 --> 00:33:58,440 that's the kind of my point is that like they just keep throwing new things and you don't get any 314 00:33:58,440 --> 00:34:02,200 like they're not kidding it's like how are they connected there's like nine story arcs because 315 00:34:02,200 --> 00:34:06,920 another thing is that the movie itself is only an hour and a half now not that i was asking for 316 00:34:06,920 --> 00:34:12,600 another half an hour of this movie but you could have added in a little bit more and not made it 317 00:34:12,600 --> 00:34:16,120 horribly wrong you wouldn't even you wouldn't have had to do that when they're he's like you know 318 00:34:16,120 --> 00:34:21,480 he's talking to him about how like he he's oh you're still with the service and he could have been 319 00:34:21,480 --> 00:34:29,560 all all Ernie Hudson slash Winston would have had to say is yeah after what happened on planet 320 00:34:29,560 --> 00:34:35,240 on take a run we can be a family we can be stupid i mean even if you're gonna if my wife's dead because 321 00:34:35,240 --> 00:34:38,680 of you there you go the rest of the movie's got throwaway stuff in it i mean you can at least give 322 00:34:38,680 --> 00:34:44,200 him that like okay well this is why he doesn't ask all my blood loss on uh yes after i was 323 00:34:44,200 --> 00:34:50,120 uptake in it you went over there yeah so like i was just anything i was like who the fuck is this 324 00:34:50,120 --> 00:34:55,720 and why didn't driving a snowplow yeah yeah which actually was reconditioned snowplow from there 325 00:34:55,720 --> 00:35:00,840 snowplow that falls apart like three times actually in the movie for a while yeah and they're finally 326 00:35:00,840 --> 00:35:06,840 at the end he's like it's falling apart i don't i don't know what to do so they actually kind of like 327 00:35:06,840 --> 00:35:12,680 joined forces they joined forces for a bit and then they don't there's kind of a weird back and forth 328 00:35:12,680 --> 00:35:19,000 but so uh back to Wikipedia still led by Nikki wolf gets into more predicaments from being attacked 329 00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:25,960 by mutant humanoid mutated humanoids to strange amazon-like women oh i love that part yes with 330 00:35:25,960 --> 00:35:31,400 the amazon-like human fear can we talk about them yeah we'll get hold on let me finish let me 331 00:35:31,400 --> 00:35:35,160 just get through this there's a lot there's stuff here they haven't even mentioned he even 332 00:35:35,160 --> 00:35:40,600 loses his trust trusty scrambler and is forced to continue on foot eventually they are found by 333 00:35:40,600 --> 00:35:47,480 washington ernie hudson's character and wolf finds the situation reversed as he now begs his rival 334 00:35:47,480 --> 00:35:53,640 for help they agree to a 50/50 split of the reward so when they first meet up wolves like go to hell 335 00:35:53,640 --> 00:35:58,760 washington and then when they meet up again wolves in trouble and so they actually agree to help 336 00:35:58,760 --> 00:36:06,520 each other but they talk about the um the weird humanoids which were like the the slime people i 337 00:36:06,520 --> 00:36:12,440 don't even know how to describe another memory from childhood that freaked me out all right but 338 00:36:12,440 --> 00:36:19,880 wait i need to back up we don't talk about the weird scene where he takes molly ringwald and like 339 00:36:20,680 --> 00:36:27,320 shoves her into the lake and bathes her that is such a strange i mean i that's uh that's a scene i 340 00:36:27,320 --> 00:36:32,840 remember as a kid like what the fuck and like because he's driving and he's obviously saying like 341 00:36:32,840 --> 00:36:39,240 he's opens the window he could smell her and then and then they get to this little place and then he 342 00:36:39,240 --> 00:36:47,640 that's and then he that's when ernie hudson uh shows up shows up and then he throws his weapon into the 343 00:36:47,640 --> 00:36:53,640 lake where he just but he forcibly like i don't know how i don't know how they did that scene because 344 00:36:53,640 --> 00:37:01,640 he is literally like dunking her in the water yeah yeah uh i mean it's going to be worse if that 345 00:37:01,640 --> 00:37:05,880 had been written by john hues as we've learned she'd have a naked she would have been naked there 346 00:37:05,880 --> 00:37:11,960 would have been tits but at least there weren't any tits i mean there was like wet clothing but i 347 00:37:11,960 --> 00:37:17,400 thought it was i didn't find it is it was kind of weird but she obviously was just great disgusting 348 00:37:17,400 --> 00:37:22,920 yeah but my what i have more of a problem with are the mutated humanoids they run into the fat white 349 00:37:22,920 --> 00:37:29,560 guys the fat white uh like they were there yeah they do look like tardigrade stuff like tardigrades 350 00:37:29,560 --> 00:37:33,720 but like fucked up tardigrades yeah and they're like at one point they're pushing through that 351 00:37:33,720 --> 00:37:42,120 great and they're like in a grain silo right essentially is what it is and they're like they're 352 00:37:42,120 --> 00:37:48,200 up and they're like pushing through that one it's like a man cover to like it's it's great it and 353 00:37:48,200 --> 00:37:54,200 they're like but it looks so fake but it's still so disgustly looking and they the thing is like they 354 00:37:54,200 --> 00:38:00,200 never tell you they're they're obviously bad and they're gross and i remember yeah and when they're 355 00:38:00,200 --> 00:38:06,280 shooting them do you what they are like are they in terms of the plague are they it's just there they 356 00:38:06,280 --> 00:38:12,520 are you're in danger they get away and you never see them okay so so far when they shoot themselves 357 00:38:12,520 --> 00:38:20,040 out of that out of all the tubes out down towards the water slides yeah our story arcs we have are 358 00:38:20,040 --> 00:38:27,400 the the women in the cruise ship yep we have wolf and charlman's and whoever he is really we have 359 00:38:27,960 --> 00:38:35,400 nicky how did how did she get there we've got the scabs and the space or the pirate ship train 360 00:38:35,400 --> 00:38:42,840 we've got washington and whatever's going on with him and wolf we've got the bloated yucky guys 361 00:38:42,840 --> 00:38:48,680 and now we've got the amazon women and the water dragon so we're up there apparently but see the 362 00:38:48,680 --> 00:38:52,600 the amazon women and the water dragon are doing related because the amazon women are afraid of 363 00:38:52,600 --> 00:38:57,720 the water dragon they run off when it shows up everything looks everything when you get through 364 00:38:57,720 --> 00:39:03,240 the water dragon part i can't believe i said that but when we get to that scene when we get to that 365 00:39:03,240 --> 00:39:08,840 fucking scene it's so fucking bizarre because everything everything in this movie looks like 366 00:39:08,840 --> 00:39:15,560 it looks like it's a good and i'm not knocking a theater production i'm just saying it's a movie 367 00:39:15,560 --> 00:39:20,840 it's supposed to look grandiose and everything looks like it's like we're doing it as a play 368 00:39:20,840 --> 00:39:28,120 like they like the theater the set for they're trying to drive the scrambler through this place 369 00:39:28,120 --> 00:39:34,040 and and molly wringall gets out and walks like five feet ahead of it and she's like you're good 370 00:39:34,040 --> 00:39:39,960 over here and then all of a sudden she gets sucked into some vortex and then he dives in water level 371 00:39:39,960 --> 00:39:45,160 keeps changing why are they why'd they go that way i don't know right you could obviously go 372 00:39:45,160 --> 00:39:49,640 you could obviously go around there's a whole fucking mountain of sand you could go over and 373 00:39:49,640 --> 00:39:57,000 because that's where they come out yeah i don't yeah he gets the scrambler out for him oh that's 374 00:39:57,000 --> 00:40:02,920 right he rescued they have to abandon all has to abandon his vehicle in this water area 375 00:40:02,920 --> 00:40:09,240 somehow washington comes along after ernie hudson's character and gets it does this fucking matter 376 00:40:09,240 --> 00:40:16,360 can we stop like this movie so fucking stupid why are we talking about him well okay but one of the 377 00:40:16,360 --> 00:40:19,960 other things that i wanted to mention that i didn't say when we were watching it because i was 378 00:40:19,960 --> 00:40:25,720 saving it for this moment yeah that scene where they're doing the amazon mermaid women and the water 379 00:40:25,720 --> 00:40:34,680 dragon thing it's reversed that set reminded me of blast hard cheese driving through the little 380 00:40:34,680 --> 00:40:40,920 truck oh god from space mutiny wow yeah you're talking about it wait wait wait wait did you notice 381 00:40:40,920 --> 00:40:47,960 that when they come out of the water ever seems reversed they've they they the film is back there 382 00:40:47,960 --> 00:40:53,320 because they're supposed to come out real fast but it what it is they're going into the water and 383 00:40:53,320 --> 00:40:57,640 they've reversed it so it looks like they're coming out real fast yeah all right we'll tell you what 384 00:40:57,640 --> 00:41:03,160 since this movie is just not all that great why don't we just let me get i have got another paragraph 385 00:41:03,160 --> 00:41:08,280 and then a sentence okay and we can be done with the synopsis and we can talk about anything we 386 00:41:08,280 --> 00:41:13,400 haven't talked about okay go and then we can get the hell out of the zone go and not worry about 387 00:41:13,400 --> 00:41:21,800 outrolling or up taking or a grand people over dog or whatever it up dog up dog everybody so 388 00:41:21,800 --> 00:41:27,640 prepare yourselves it gets crazy wolf in washington team up and sneak into overdogs fortress where 389 00:41:27,640 --> 00:41:33,000 they find the zoners entertained by capture prisoners forced to run through a deadly maze of lethal 390 00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:39,640 obstacles hazards and traps wolf spots the women being held in a cage and forms a rescue plan but 391 00:41:39,640 --> 00:41:45,720 a bored Nikki who was left out of the rescue for her safety decides to swoop to snoop around she 392 00:41:45,720 --> 00:41:51,640 is captured and sent into the maze wolf spots Nikki in the maze and tries to rescue her but she uses 393 00:41:51,640 --> 00:41:59,000 her prowess to reach the end where overdog congratulates her and drags her back to his lair there 394 00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:05,400 she is hooked to a machine that slowly drains her life energy the energy in turn recharges overdog 395 00:42:05,400 --> 00:42:12,200 wolf comes to the rescue and jabs a sparking power cable into one of overdogs claws the power 396 00:42:12,200 --> 00:42:18,360 feedback fries overdog and thus causes cascading blowouts throughout the entire fortress as the 397 00:42:18,360 --> 00:42:24,520 fortress explodes around them wolf and Nikki run for cover and are rescued by a timely by the timely 398 00:42:24,520 --> 00:42:31,320 arrival of washington who was driving the plow machine with nova reena and megan the three girls 399 00:42:31,320 --> 00:42:37,240 they went to rescue driving another commandeer vehicle they all race out of the fortress in the 400 00:42:37,240 --> 00:42:42,680 nick of time as it explodes behind them i thought they were driving this that's just what it says 401 00:42:42,680 --> 00:42:48,840 okay as the complex explodes the three heroes who the fuck are they okay and the three rescued 402 00:42:48,840 --> 00:42:55,560 women managed to get away in the ending wolf invites Nikki to stay with him and she agrees 403 00:42:55,560 --> 00:43:01,320 since they made good partners and then there's a space orgy and the ship flies away with a cheesy 404 00:43:01,320 --> 00:43:07,960 end kind of warp thing and it's over and it's just over it's just that's what i'm saying we go from 405 00:43:07,960 --> 00:43:14,600 the bloated yucky dudes to the amazon women and the water dragon then we go to the overdog maze 406 00:43:14,600 --> 00:43:20,840 chemist plague fortress whatever the hell that's all about then there's the life-training energy 407 00:43:20,840 --> 00:43:26,520 thing that just sort of shows up and then the movies over and they're flying away and that is an 408 00:43:26,520 --> 00:43:32,680 hour and a half it was a short movie there's ten damn pop like there's ten arcs here that they 409 00:43:32,680 --> 00:43:37,320 don't tie any of it up yeah none of it so i think that one of the things that makes brown are you 410 00:43:37,320 --> 00:43:51,880 still there rat hello can you hear me now we lost you oh i paused it i had a visitor sorry is everything 411 00:43:51,880 --> 00:43:57,400 okay yeah everything's fine all right well we would have to edit this piece out so Amanda just had a 412 00:43:57,400 --> 00:44:03,880 rant no i heard her man is rant i heard it so yeah i think one of the things that makes this an 413 00:44:03,880 --> 00:44:13,560 interesting film for us to cover is that it's not a good movie it never was a good movie and i doubt 414 00:44:13,560 --> 00:44:20,520 a lot of people have fond memories of this movie maybe they do so i don't know it's just we're not 415 00:44:20,520 --> 00:44:25,640 going into this like i remember 16 candles being a great movie i remember loving pretty and pink 416 00:44:25,640 --> 00:44:32,200 i just remember this movie being gross and weird and yet i watched it a lot right yeah that's what i 417 00:44:32,200 --> 00:44:39,080 remember like i remember those slimy guys popping out of those little holes and like trying to eat 418 00:44:39,080 --> 00:44:46,360 them like they look like i don't know what they're i don't know what to call like they're disgusting 419 00:44:46,360 --> 00:44:53,400 i mean they're gross yeah she's she's my my feeling when we finished the movie i was like 420 00:44:53,400 --> 00:44:59,320 it was just disturbing and i can't put my finger on it exactly what like the whole thing like yeah 421 00:44:59,320 --> 00:45:07,080 okay like the fat water grub oh wait we didn't even talk about the little kids that show oh god 422 00:45:07,080 --> 00:45:13,240 oh god we didn't oh my god okay i'm sorry there's a love in story art at one point let me just 423 00:45:13,240 --> 00:45:18,280 kind of react to it for people who haven't seen the movie so at one point they meet back up with 424 00:45:18,280 --> 00:45:23,160 two of the people from the pirate ship because the people right and they're all trying to kill 425 00:45:23,160 --> 00:45:28,600 overdog so they meet up and they're like they're kind of in this i don't want to call it a valley 426 00:45:28,600 --> 00:45:33,080 but they're in this area and there's some cliffs all around them and then all of a sudden these 427 00:45:33,080 --> 00:45:41,800 like mutant children children are throwing them off and they say some weird shit it's like 428 00:45:41,800 --> 00:45:49,480 and they throw shit oh my god it's fucking creepy just there they're just creepy and dangerous and 429 00:45:49,480 --> 00:45:55,240 again you escape and there's nothing you never talk about we don't know if they're plague victims 430 00:45:55,240 --> 00:46:00,680 we don't know is it like like megalon like these are children that the overdog or the chemists were 431 00:46:00,680 --> 00:46:05,880 like yeah i mean i will give the movie credit because there's one point where Ernie Hudson's 432 00:46:05,880 --> 00:46:12,120 character says like i want to get out of here this whole planet this whole planet and i'm like 433 00:46:12,120 --> 00:46:19,560 yes yes you nailed it i'm glad that at least the people in the movie get that yes definitely he looks 434 00:46:19,560 --> 00:46:25,960 that he should just might as well look at the camera and be like this is fucking weird i'm out 435 00:46:25,960 --> 00:46:31,880 i'm gonna go i'm gonna go chase some ghosts because this is so fucking weird i'm gonna go catch some 436 00:46:31,880 --> 00:46:38,360 ghosts and and you know go back to aliens they just need to nuke the entire place from yep i mean 437 00:46:38,360 --> 00:46:43,800 yeah that planet needs to go away yeah like i said that just we when the movie was done i just had 438 00:46:43,800 --> 00:46:50,680 this like general unease it was like i i don't like i don't feel good yeah and and that was i 439 00:46:50,680 --> 00:46:54,600 remember trying to describe it beforehand and just saying like i just remember it just made me 440 00:46:54,600 --> 00:47:00,520 it was just a weird dirty right yeah i remember mentioning to you i was like is it like um dude 441 00:47:00,520 --> 00:47:07,080 like the the the not the the video series the movie with um kyle lachlan and yeah the and i was 442 00:47:07,080 --> 00:47:13,400 like is it like is it like like that just like dark and frost did you ever see dune i'd never saw it yeah 443 00:47:13,400 --> 00:47:19,480 yeah like is it like not we're kids all right or what we're not we're kids we'll watch it right 444 00:47:19,480 --> 00:47:24,440 when we were like teenagers i remember watching you watched it with your uncle yeah i don't know if 445 00:47:24,440 --> 00:47:28,920 you remember that well you were even there but at one time uh who was big into it i remember that 446 00:47:28,920 --> 00:47:34,520 yeah and he actually like i watched it with him and he explained it as it was happening and it made 447 00:47:34,520 --> 00:47:39,800 more sense and i thought the movie was better but it was still even it's sort of that like 448 00:47:39,800 --> 00:47:42,760 even i don't know if you've seen blade runner that's what i was saying that was the other movie 449 00:47:42,760 --> 00:47:49,880 ass rock i was like it's a blade runner is a very like just dark it's just a very just dystopian 450 00:47:49,880 --> 00:47:56,760 gross image of the future and this was sort of like that but blade runners for lack of a better term 451 00:47:56,760 --> 00:48:04,120 very wet there's a lot of rain right this was very dry and dingy and dirty and no this i i feel like 452 00:48:04,120 --> 00:48:10,840 this movie's moist though it really happened a lot in the water drag the and i mean totally 453 00:48:10,840 --> 00:48:17,960 every part of the trash compactor mark there from star wars i know but it's but again it's all 454 00:48:17,960 --> 00:48:24,520 like a theater scene like they can only drive the truck like two feet and they stop and then it's 455 00:48:24,520 --> 00:48:30,280 so fucking bad this movie we gotta do something yeah what we're watering it i don't know amazon 456 00:48:30,280 --> 00:48:41,400 women yeah no i think it's like what kind of fucking he drives into the cave would he go around it 457 00:48:41,400 --> 00:48:46,440 like why would you go into the killings he's drives into a killing zone like he tried to kill 458 00:48:46,440 --> 00:48:51,320 lives yeah he wasn't very good at the military he got their entire squad killed in the military 459 00:48:51,320 --> 00:49:01,480 and that's why washington didn't like him it's like macho grande it is i'll never get over macho grande 460 00:49:01,480 --> 00:49:08,680 is that you know this movie is early 80s star wars rip off campy space 461 00:49:08,680 --> 00:49:15,160 adventure you know and in that capacity yeah it's not really watchable watch it once i'm not 462 00:49:15,160 --> 00:49:20,280 going to watch it again it's not great it's not awful i mean it's not good i would not 463 00:49:20,280 --> 00:49:25,400 in the middle but unless you've seen this movie before i would not recommend every watch in this 464 00:49:25,400 --> 00:49:31,800 movie i don't know if you want to be disturbed if you're just feeling like nothing good about like 465 00:49:31,800 --> 00:49:39,000 it is a it's just a shit movie we have to remember kids and we had to play that's the biggest problem 466 00:49:39,000 --> 00:49:44,200 is that the movie the the story just isn't all that great it's very there's too many of them and 467 00:49:44,200 --> 00:49:49,880 nothing happens that makes it not great and really to be honest this is not fair i'm gonna i need to 468 00:49:49,880 --> 00:49:56,120 put this out there real quick because i know she's gonna listen eventually molly ringwald this is not 469 00:49:56,120 --> 00:50:02,920 fair to you this is not who you are this is not your movie but acting wasn't bad she pulled off like 470 00:50:02,920 --> 00:50:10,360 the the one she is really she's really good at playing the bratty kit lea she is i don't know what 471 00:50:10,360 --> 00:50:15,080 you're talking about uh you better take me to the spaceport but i don't know yeah she's really good at 472 00:50:15,080 --> 00:50:26,040 that part but this is not her like this is not it's all you give i'll even give uh peter shrouds 473 00:50:26,040 --> 00:50:31,560 a pass to like i don't know what else he was doing but like christ this is all you got like this is 474 00:50:31,560 --> 00:50:38,040 what you get i feel like that the actors did a good job with what they were needed and what they had 475 00:50:38,040 --> 00:50:45,640 wasn't much i said Brad Brad is this coming above or below legend i'm still above man you know that 476 00:50:45,640 --> 00:50:50,520 come on are you still watch this above legend yeah legend can 477 00:50:50,520 --> 00:50:56,440 i almost said something vulgar there i'm going to keep it clean but legend is 478 00:50:56,440 --> 00:51:00,040 right so yeah this um 479 00:51:00,040 --> 00:51:06,520 okay well here's what i would recommend okay if you've never seen this movie and never heard of 480 00:51:06,520 --> 00:51:12,440 this movie just skip it if you like bad movies give it a watch if you watch if you remember 481 00:51:12,440 --> 00:51:18,600 it vaguely from your childhood watch it one more time and then just move on if you've got really 482 00:51:18,600 --> 00:51:25,000 good drugs and you want to get fucked up you could do that and watch this movie if you really like 483 00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:30,920 Ernie Hudson watch this movie if you really like if you like Peter Strauss's voice if you like snow 484 00:51:30,920 --> 00:51:38,280 plants if you like mr plow if you like mutated humanoid creatures and creepy children that throw 485 00:51:38,280 --> 00:51:45,080 bombs this movie if you want to see cherry iron sides in a contraption where he is basically 486 00:51:45,080 --> 00:51:52,040 locked it by his back and has huge claws as hands yeah if you're into like this is the movie you're 487 00:51:52,040 --> 00:51:59,800 moving um if if you want to watch matt max but you don't want a storyline if you like the 488 00:51:59,800 --> 00:52:04,840 idea of a pirate ship on rails watch this movie you'll get to see it you want to hear about if you 489 00:52:04,840 --> 00:52:10,840 want to hear about if if in your spare time you hang glide and you want to attach a rocket to it 490 00:52:10,840 --> 00:52:18,040 watch this movie if you want to see a cyborg or feel like we're jeff foxworth you know if you 491 00:52:18,040 --> 00:52:25,560 want to see a cyborg melt into the earth watch this movie yeah i mean but if none of those things 492 00:52:25,560 --> 00:52:31,880 appeal to you if you don't like sci-fi if you think molly ringwald's annoying if you don't want to 493 00:52:31,880 --> 00:52:37,400 see what a tardigrade looks like when it's crossed with a human if creepy kids really just don't do 494 00:52:37,400 --> 00:52:43,400 it for you don't watch this movie if you want to see if you don't want to see snow plow break apart 495 00:52:43,400 --> 00:52:50,280 three times in a scene where they don't fix it don't watch this movie if you live in a broken 496 00:52:50,280 --> 00:52:56,840 snow well makes you think of your uncle yeah don't watch this movie yeah um but yeah it's uh this was 497 00:52:56,840 --> 00:53:03,080 a weird one i definitely remember watching it um i definitely was scarred by a few of the scenes 498 00:53:03,080 --> 00:53:08,840 because i vaguely remembered them and i'm glad that i got to introduce my wife who has never seen 499 00:53:08,840 --> 00:53:14,440 this movie to it i will never be watching this again unless it's to torment somebody who's never 500 00:53:14,440 --> 00:53:20,680 seen it maybe if we had somebody over that we don't like i still don't get this there's people 501 00:53:20,680 --> 00:53:26,120 who were in like cellophane do you remember those people in the beginning and they never touched 502 00:53:26,120 --> 00:53:29,640 them they're like they're the virus people because they're talking about some virus that 503 00:53:29,640 --> 00:53:37,880 that's another story arc you will vaguely abandon the virus see what happened montage 504 00:53:37,880 --> 00:53:42,760 definitely if we got famous they're needed they're needed i was going to say if we get famous the 505 00:53:42,760 --> 00:53:47,960 only way i could see us revisiting this is if we had molly ringwald on and say yes what do you 506 00:53:47,960 --> 00:53:55,640 remember about this movie because to be like i was 14 i was getting paid and it was stupid 507 00:53:55,640 --> 00:54:02,120 this was really my first but yeah i don't i don't remember what i said i just said the lines because 508 00:54:02,120 --> 00:54:11,080 that was i mean it's not like we're not talking about d-list actors no and these people i mean 509 00:54:11,080 --> 00:54:17,400 you know they went on to do other things yeah you know michael iron's side he's he's jester he's 510 00:54:17,400 --> 00:54:23,320 known from other movies ernie hudson obviously known from other movies um i can he's he's he's 511 00:54:23,320 --> 00:54:30,600 oh he is jester's a six is jester's is a three yeah he is yeah somehow he yeah um yeah you know 512 00:54:30,600 --> 00:54:34,680 peter Strauss i can't think of anything but i remember looking up his internet movie database 513 00:54:34,680 --> 00:54:39,080 of everything he's in a lot of tv shows he's one of those guys that shows up on an episode of this 514 00:54:39,080 --> 00:54:43,720 and he's that guy you're like oh it's that guy and kind of a cool thing i think i got this right 515 00:54:43,720 --> 00:54:51,640 when he's not acting he owns a winery and makes wine which he that's a system my book we're already 516 00:54:51,640 --> 00:54:59,320 like yeah i'd go to who's winery where is it you know or maybe some where is it okay he does 517 00:54:59,320 --> 00:55:03,880 some sort of farming that's really cool so he's not just he doesn't just get it he does a lot of 518 00:55:03,880 --> 00:55:11,080 humanitarian stuff so but yeah it's it's just a weird movie it's just so yeah i don't i don't 519 00:55:11,080 --> 00:55:17,880 i mean i don't think a lot of people were thinking this was going to be your end to molly ringwald 520 00:55:17,880 --> 00:55:23,400 pay i hope we surprise some people i think we did i i sure we surprised everybody and 521 00:55:23,400 --> 00:55:32,200 this movie's garbage i'm gonna say i'm gonna finish i'm gonna finish up my take on this movie 522 00:55:32,200 --> 00:55:39,720 by saying that it holds up because it is exactly what i remember it being i remember being not all 523 00:55:39,720 --> 00:55:49,240 that great creepy weird dirty dingy dusty unintelligible and just but i was drawn to it maybe because we 524 00:55:49,240 --> 00:55:55,240 only had like four movies on tape at that point i don't know yeah but it's exactly what i remember 525 00:55:55,240 --> 00:56:00,680 that's not making it good it's just what i remember so it holds up to what you remember yeah okay what 526 00:56:00,680 --> 00:56:09,640 about you Brad it's garbage Brad we get that but as much as i don't want i do have to i i agree with 527 00:56:09,640 --> 00:56:17,240 brock it holds up to what it was yeah it was i mean listen i know everybody's like oh i don't 528 00:56:17,240 --> 00:56:24,600 ever hold this holds up it was garbage then garbage is garbage it is what it is i mean it does not it 529 00:56:24,600 --> 00:56:32,360 it did not deviate from its formula it is a cheap knockoff of Star Wars it does it did exactly 530 00:56:32,360 --> 00:56:39,160 back then what it tried to do now like it is still a garbage movie and that's what it was back in 531 00:56:39,160 --> 00:56:49,320 83 and by that standard by the standard of this podcast it holds up so meaning that it is better 532 00:56:49,320 --> 00:56:56,280 than every movie we reviewed except for the world's greatest athlete at this point so 533 00:56:56,280 --> 00:57:03,000 um i mean that's a really weird way i think i know having not seen it as a kid i mean the only 534 00:57:03,000 --> 00:57:06,280 thing that like i had mentioned at the beginning of the podcast that i remember 535 00:57:06,280 --> 00:57:10,680 Tyler and i like flipping through you know showtime and HBO and trying to find something to watch 536 00:57:10,680 --> 00:57:16,440 and and stumbling i know i'm i recall seeing the maze ski with molly reynwald because i remember 537 00:57:16,440 --> 00:57:20,360 saying that to broccoli or watching i was like wait doesn't she like get through this mate like 538 00:57:20,360 --> 00:57:26,440 she actually does the maze i was like hey wait doesn't she do this maze so i know i've seen that 539 00:57:26,440 --> 00:57:35,480 part but um i mean it it it holds up because like the the things that i remember were clicking 540 00:57:35,480 --> 00:57:41,720 and finding pieces of it being like no i'm not watching this so so i agree like it holds up because 541 00:57:41,720 --> 00:57:48,040 my impression as a kid was uh no this is yucky it's yeah yeah i don't want to wear sort of way 542 00:57:48,040 --> 00:57:53,800 this one holds up so there you have it that's face hunter adventures in the forbidden zone 543 00:57:53,800 --> 00:57:58,680 and um hopefully you don't have blood loss from your ears out there 544 00:57:58,680 --> 00:58:01,880 you'll go talk to your grand man 545 00:58:01,880 --> 00:58:07,720 so uh all right so what do we need to do now we need to do our social media bullshit that you 546 00:58:07,720 --> 00:58:11,960 guys always handle i need to write this stuff down i can't remember and like brad remembers all of it 547 00:58:11,960 --> 00:58:19,000 well we'll let brad all right at twitter as at hold does uh just facebook to search for us 548 00:58:19,000 --> 00:58:27,880 does it hold up and uh we have patreon if you want to go there and again i want to give it i want to 549 00:58:27,880 --> 00:58:34,840 i want to thank i want to thank all of our listeners yeah but i really it is really cool to see 550 00:58:35,960 --> 00:58:42,840 international listeners i know a lesson we're u.s based so we kind of get but it is actually 551 00:58:42,840 --> 00:58:47,640 well i've seen some ones like different states i never thought i would see like a couple for 552 00:58:47,640 --> 00:58:51,800 minnesota which was cool uh it's just it's just cool to see 553 00:58:51,800 --> 00:58:58,920 wherever like whoever's down on this listen to the podcast i appreciate it we all appreciate it 554 00:58:58,920 --> 00:59:05,480 it's just fun to look at and see we're just having fun yeah we're just yeah we're doing this for fun 555 00:59:06,360 --> 00:59:11,640 and you know we really enjoy going back and ruin our childhood so that's all this is about so 556 00:59:11,640 --> 00:59:16,760 that's what we're doing and i just yeah i just yeah i want to thank everybody who is listening 557 00:59:16,760 --> 00:59:23,000 um i don't have anything else for the social media port i don't know i think i to be honest 558 00:59:23,000 --> 00:59:29,080 jonzo i'm gonna get a little soapbox here i'm gonna think i'm almost thinking i'm gonna get rid 559 00:59:29,080 --> 00:59:36,520 of a facebook page because facebook is bullshit facebook is bullshit and i'm not sure i like it anymore 560 00:59:36,520 --> 00:59:43,400 or like it's but i don't like it in a while yeah no i just everything going on hey listen 561 00:59:43,400 --> 00:59:49,800 right now we're in the hole recording at the time when there's the hole obviously the pandemic 562 00:59:49,800 --> 00:59:57,240 still going on covid-19 and then there's all these the riots are going on uh understandably 563 00:59:57,240 --> 01:00:01,800 yeah and it's just and and facebook has been out there and basically they're like we're not going 564 01:00:01,800 --> 01:00:07,160 to we're not going to critique people's telling me face or false stuff and it's like bullshit like 565 01:00:07,160 --> 01:00:12,840 it's one thing if i say if i want to post something all right i don't really want to get in this nobody 566 01:00:12,840 --> 01:00:21,960 wants to go and look for us on twitter yeah put us on patreon and if we disappear from facebook 567 01:00:22,840 --> 01:00:30,520 maybe we'll show up on instagram or tick tock oh no instagram is the same as facebook we'll 568 01:00:30,520 --> 01:00:35,160 show up on french there or some shit we'll go other route i don't know my face we're gonna bring back 569 01:00:35,160 --> 01:00:41,960 my space and we'll have a theme song and everything so yeah we put to echo what Brad said thank you 570 01:00:41,960 --> 01:00:47,560 everybody who's downloaded listen i hope you i hope you've gotten a laugh out of it and uh that's 571 01:00:47,560 --> 01:00:52,360 sort of one yeah right it's great watching us figure out what we're doing they don't watch 572 01:00:52,360 --> 01:00:59,560 the part right listen sir all right i i enjoy i enjoy watching it to a minute it's great uh no 573 01:00:59,560 --> 01:01:08,120 it's no exactly right i just hope that yes i just hope that everybody just it's a little uh you know 574 01:01:08,120 --> 01:01:16,280 little i can't figure out that yes distraction that's the great word from your day that right now 575 01:01:16,280 --> 01:01:22,760 it's twenty twenty sucked and we're i'm hoping that's just a little you know distraction from 576 01:01:22,760 --> 01:01:35,800 that yeah let's go and three two one yeah just remember stay out of the zone and stay away from 577 01:01:35,800 --> 01:01:47,560 overdose bye bye bye