1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,800 [music] 2 00:00:03,800 --> 00:00:06,220 They actually said my word. They said my keyword. 3 00:00:06,220 --> 00:00:07,720 [music] 4 00:00:07,720 --> 00:00:09,720 Is that like an 80s thing, just like... 5 00:00:09,720 --> 00:00:10,720 [music] 6 00:00:10,720 --> 00:00:11,720 Who is this for fun, Derek? 7 00:00:11,720 --> 00:00:12,720 [music] 8 00:00:12,720 --> 00:00:13,720 Is he smoking? 9 00:00:13,720 --> 00:00:16,720 [music] 10 00:00:16,720 --> 00:00:19,200 Oh, it's a pretzel. It's a pretzel snake. 11 00:00:19,200 --> 00:00:21,200 [laughter] 12 00:00:21,200 --> 00:00:23,200 I'll say that we need to be dropped and be funny. 13 00:00:23,200 --> 00:00:24,200 [laughter] 14 00:00:24,200 --> 00:00:26,200 Uber conservative, though. 15 00:00:26,200 --> 00:00:27,200 [music] 16 00:00:27,200 --> 00:00:33,280 Tell 'em where you can see boobies in school. 17 00:00:33,280 --> 00:00:37,920 Welcome to "Does it Hold Up?" the podcast dedicated to potentially ruining your childhood 18 00:00:37,920 --> 00:00:42,880 and all of your fond memories that happened before mom and dad got divorced. 19 00:00:42,880 --> 00:00:47,640 Welcome back to our 10 loyal listeners. Thank you for returning. We appreciate it. 20 00:00:47,640 --> 00:00:48,640 [laughter] 21 00:00:48,640 --> 00:00:54,400 It says 18 on Buzzsprout or whatever our podcast. We have 18 listeners. 22 00:00:54,400 --> 00:00:55,400 Sorry. 23 00:00:55,400 --> 00:00:58,640 We come forced to happen in the UK, apparently, try this out. 24 00:00:58,640 --> 00:00:59,640 Thanks. 25 00:00:59,640 --> 00:01:02,880 Thank you. Thank you so much. Tell all your friends in London. 26 00:01:02,880 --> 00:01:04,880 We appreciate it. 27 00:01:04,880 --> 00:01:05,880 I'm Brock. 28 00:01:05,880 --> 00:01:07,880 I'm Amanda. 29 00:01:07,880 --> 00:01:10,320 And I'm Brad. 30 00:01:10,320 --> 00:01:16,720 And we are kicking off a little celebration that we are calling, what are we calling again, 31 00:01:16,720 --> 00:01:17,720 Molly Ringwald May? 32 00:01:17,720 --> 00:01:18,720 Is that right? 33 00:01:18,720 --> 00:01:19,720 Yeah. 34 00:01:19,720 --> 00:01:20,720 Yeah. 35 00:01:20,720 --> 00:01:21,720 Okay. 36 00:01:21,720 --> 00:01:22,720 So this is our... 37 00:01:22,720 --> 00:01:23,720 Yeah, I know. 38 00:01:23,720 --> 00:01:24,720 We are a clever bunch. 39 00:01:24,720 --> 00:01:32,360 It's episode number one of Molly Ringwald May, and we have decided to go somewhat chronologically 40 00:01:32,360 --> 00:01:39,680 in her filmography, starting off with the 1983, is that right? 41 00:01:39,680 --> 00:01:41,360 '84, I believe, isn't it? 42 00:01:41,360 --> 00:01:42,360 I remember. 43 00:01:42,360 --> 00:01:47,280 Okay, we're a crack research team here, so you have all those notes and you... 44 00:01:47,280 --> 00:01:48,280 It's '84. 45 00:01:48,280 --> 00:01:49,280 It's got to be... 46 00:01:49,280 --> 00:01:50,280 It's '84. 47 00:01:50,280 --> 00:01:51,280 It's '84. 48 00:01:51,280 --> 00:01:54,820 It's coming of age comedy, '16 Candles. 49 00:01:54,820 --> 00:01:59,520 And we're so good at counting the months in May that we already missed the first month 50 00:01:59,520 --> 00:02:02,400 of May with their past, with their previous episodes. 51 00:02:02,400 --> 00:02:03,400 So, yeah. 52 00:02:03,400 --> 00:02:04,400 We missed the whole month. 53 00:02:04,400 --> 00:02:05,400 What? 54 00:02:05,400 --> 00:02:06,400 I mean, the whole first weekend. 55 00:02:06,400 --> 00:02:07,400 Sorry, the first weekend. 56 00:02:07,400 --> 00:02:08,400 Wait, wait, wait. 57 00:02:08,400 --> 00:02:09,400 We're going to catch up. 58 00:02:09,400 --> 00:02:11,400 So, you're going to come hot and heavy in May. 59 00:02:11,400 --> 00:02:12,400 You watch out. 60 00:02:12,400 --> 00:02:13,400 Just right here. 61 00:02:13,400 --> 00:02:17,000 Your podcast listening device is going to be burning up this week. 62 00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:21,200 All right, so Brock is going to give us the couple of days. 63 00:02:21,200 --> 00:02:22,200 Yeah. 64 00:02:22,200 --> 00:02:25,480 We're going to jump over to the wonderful source of Wikipedia and see what kind of shitty 65 00:02:25,480 --> 00:02:29,680 write-up we have here for the plot synopsis of '16 Candles. 66 00:02:29,680 --> 00:02:34,280 So, before we do that, though, we all saw this movie as a kid, right? 67 00:02:34,280 --> 00:02:35,280 I want to make sure... 68 00:02:35,280 --> 00:02:37,280 Yeah, numerous times. 69 00:02:37,280 --> 00:02:38,280 Numerous times. 70 00:02:38,280 --> 00:02:39,280 Yeah. 71 00:02:39,280 --> 00:02:40,280 This is one of my... 72 00:02:40,280 --> 00:02:41,280 This is one of my... 73 00:02:41,280 --> 00:02:45,080 I think I might have seen "Breakfast Club" more, but this was probably number two as far 74 00:02:45,080 --> 00:02:46,280 as like John Hughes' move. 75 00:02:46,280 --> 00:02:47,280 Well, Ferris Bueller. 76 00:02:47,280 --> 00:02:48,280 All right. 77 00:02:48,280 --> 00:02:49,280 Top five, for sure. 78 00:02:49,280 --> 00:02:54,560 I saw this in the sixth grade, one of my classes at like the end of the year. 79 00:02:54,560 --> 00:02:58,860 We got to have like a party and we got to watch them, like we got to rent a movie and 80 00:02:58,860 --> 00:03:02,680 everybody had to take home a parental permission slip. 81 00:03:02,680 --> 00:03:04,440 Was it the unedited version? 82 00:03:04,440 --> 00:03:05,440 Yeah. 83 00:03:05,440 --> 00:03:06,440 Wait, wait, wait. 84 00:03:06,440 --> 00:03:07,440 You saw Boobies in school? 85 00:03:07,440 --> 00:03:11,320 Well, you know, we saw Boobies in... 86 00:03:11,320 --> 00:03:12,680 We got to see Romeo and Juliet. 87 00:03:12,680 --> 00:03:14,720 That was a big thing in ninth grade here. 88 00:03:14,720 --> 00:03:15,720 I remember that song. 89 00:03:15,720 --> 00:03:16,720 Yeah. 90 00:03:16,720 --> 00:03:17,720 This was sixth grade, though. 91 00:03:17,720 --> 00:03:19,720 I mean, sixth grade, I was like... 92 00:03:19,720 --> 00:03:21,360 It wasn't my gift in class. 93 00:03:21,360 --> 00:03:23,160 Yeah, you were special. 94 00:03:23,160 --> 00:03:25,720 We were like the regular kids. 95 00:03:25,720 --> 00:03:26,720 You were actually... 96 00:03:26,720 --> 00:03:27,720 Wait, wait, wait. 97 00:03:27,720 --> 00:03:29,560 Did you say "gifted" or "gifting"? 98 00:03:29,560 --> 00:03:30,560 You gifted. 99 00:03:30,560 --> 00:03:31,560 Gifted. 100 00:03:31,560 --> 00:03:32,560 Okay. 101 00:03:32,560 --> 00:03:33,560 It's like... 102 00:03:33,560 --> 00:03:35,360 It's my "gifting" class. 103 00:03:35,360 --> 00:03:38,560 It's where we get together and we learn how to give gifts to one another. 104 00:03:38,560 --> 00:03:39,560 Okay. 105 00:03:39,560 --> 00:03:40,560 All right. 106 00:03:40,560 --> 00:03:41,560 I know Amanda. 107 00:03:41,560 --> 00:03:45,080 I know you grew up in Delaware, so I wasn't sure if that was a thing. 108 00:03:45,080 --> 00:03:46,080 Right. 109 00:03:46,080 --> 00:03:47,080 I mean... 110 00:03:47,080 --> 00:03:48,640 You could see Boobies in school. 111 00:03:48,640 --> 00:03:52,160 Amanda, you were one of the weird gifted people. 112 00:03:52,160 --> 00:03:53,160 Yeah. 113 00:03:53,160 --> 00:03:54,160 Yeah, like the... 114 00:03:54,160 --> 00:03:57,680 Oh, here come the weird smart people and everybody had glasses and buck teeth and... 115 00:03:57,680 --> 00:03:58,680 I was... 116 00:03:58,680 --> 00:03:59,680 I've seen the Simpson. 117 00:03:59,680 --> 00:04:00,680 I was the geek. 118 00:04:00,680 --> 00:04:01,680 Yeah. 119 00:04:01,680 --> 00:04:02,680 It's not this geek, though. 120 00:04:02,680 --> 00:04:03,680 We're gonna explain. 121 00:04:03,680 --> 00:04:05,800 You were certainly not this geek in many ways. 122 00:04:05,800 --> 00:04:08,560 So you were a sexual predator, okay. 123 00:04:08,560 --> 00:04:09,560 All right. 124 00:04:09,560 --> 00:04:10,560 Jesus. 125 00:04:10,560 --> 00:04:11,560 All right. 126 00:04:11,560 --> 00:04:12,560 No. 127 00:04:12,560 --> 00:04:14,880 This was interesting to rewatch. 128 00:04:14,880 --> 00:04:15,880 I'll say that. 129 00:04:15,880 --> 00:04:16,880 Yeah, it was. 130 00:04:16,880 --> 00:04:20,080 It was definitely interesting. 131 00:04:20,080 --> 00:04:23,960 It's different as an adult 30 years later. 132 00:04:23,960 --> 00:04:24,960 Yeah. 133 00:04:24,960 --> 00:04:26,800 But yeah, we can certainly get into that. 134 00:04:26,800 --> 00:04:29,240 I mean, I think we all remember these characters. 135 00:04:29,240 --> 00:04:32,840 I mean, Jake Ryan, that's a name that's still... 136 00:04:32,840 --> 00:04:37,600 I think if I just said that to random people on the street, they would know who I was referring 137 00:04:37,600 --> 00:04:38,600 to. 138 00:04:38,600 --> 00:04:39,600 Yeah, they'd be like, "Wait. 139 00:04:39,600 --> 00:04:40,600 This is what the guy's from?" 140 00:04:40,600 --> 00:04:41,600 Yeah. 141 00:04:41,600 --> 00:04:42,600 Isn't it the guy from... 142 00:04:42,600 --> 00:04:43,600 Yeah. 143 00:04:43,600 --> 00:04:44,600 So I think that's... 144 00:04:44,600 --> 00:04:45,600 Yeah. 145 00:04:45,600 --> 00:04:51,840 I might hesitate briefly because I had a friend growing up named... 146 00:04:51,840 --> 00:04:52,840 Remember... 147 00:04:52,840 --> 00:04:53,840 I too. 148 00:04:53,840 --> 00:04:54,840 Yeah. 149 00:04:54,840 --> 00:04:55,840 The Vandal. 150 00:04:55,840 --> 00:04:56,840 Yeah. 151 00:04:56,840 --> 00:04:57,840 He wasn't a Vandal. 152 00:04:57,840 --> 00:04:58,840 No. 153 00:04:58,840 --> 00:05:01,840 He was nowhere Vandal than we were. 154 00:05:01,840 --> 00:05:02,840 So... 155 00:05:02,840 --> 00:05:03,840 Quiet. 156 00:05:03,840 --> 00:05:04,840 There's a knockout. 157 00:05:04,840 --> 00:05:07,680 Hey, we're not recording this, right? 158 00:05:07,680 --> 00:05:08,680 So it's all... 159 00:05:08,680 --> 00:05:09,680 Never. 160 00:05:09,680 --> 00:05:10,680 Nobody's gonna listen to this. 161 00:05:10,680 --> 00:05:11,680 Who cares? 162 00:05:11,680 --> 00:05:12,680 Okay, but... 163 00:05:12,680 --> 00:05:13,680 We already established. 164 00:05:13,680 --> 00:05:14,680 We already have 18 listeners. 165 00:05:14,680 --> 00:05:20,000 I think three of them are on this podcast, so we're really down to 15 days. 166 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:22,800 I downloaded every day just to get the listener numbers out. 167 00:05:22,800 --> 00:05:28,040 But, you know, it's been a saying, Jake, Brian, if somebody said, "Lom.dong." 168 00:05:28,040 --> 00:05:29,040 Oh, God. 169 00:05:29,040 --> 00:05:30,040 Yes. 170 00:05:30,040 --> 00:05:31,040 Yes. 171 00:05:31,040 --> 00:05:32,040 That's definitely... 172 00:05:32,040 --> 00:05:33,040 Yeah. 173 00:05:33,040 --> 00:05:34,040 We didn't have a friend named that. 174 00:05:34,040 --> 00:05:35,040 Yeah. 175 00:05:35,040 --> 00:05:36,040 Or anywhere close to that. 176 00:05:36,040 --> 00:05:37,040 Yeah. 177 00:05:37,040 --> 00:05:38,040 I don't know if I was dead. 178 00:05:38,040 --> 00:05:39,040 Might kind of be like... 179 00:05:39,040 --> 00:05:40,040 Yeah. 180 00:05:40,040 --> 00:05:41,040 I never know. 181 00:05:41,040 --> 00:05:42,040 I disagree. 182 00:05:42,040 --> 00:05:43,040 I didn't know that was... 183 00:05:43,040 --> 00:05:45,960 So we just watched it to our, you know, recently... 184 00:05:45,960 --> 00:05:46,960 Right. 185 00:05:46,960 --> 00:05:48,960 I didn't realize that was his name. 186 00:05:48,960 --> 00:05:49,960 I think it was... 187 00:05:49,960 --> 00:05:52,520 I think I moved on and opened my eyes to a lot of things. 188 00:05:52,520 --> 00:05:53,520 Right. 189 00:05:53,520 --> 00:05:54,520 Yeah. 190 00:05:54,520 --> 00:05:55,520 And I mean, I never knew that was... 191 00:05:55,520 --> 00:05:59,240 I never knew that Anthony and Michael's Hall's character actually had a name because he... 192 00:05:59,240 --> 00:06:02,200 He's referred to in the credits as the geek. 193 00:06:02,200 --> 00:06:03,200 And I am DB. 194 00:06:03,200 --> 00:06:04,200 It's the geek. 195 00:06:04,200 --> 00:06:05,200 So that's what I always... 196 00:06:05,200 --> 00:06:06,200 I mean, that's... 197 00:06:06,200 --> 00:06:07,920 I never knew he had a real name. 198 00:06:07,920 --> 00:06:08,920 Yeah. 199 00:06:08,920 --> 00:06:14,480 He mentioned it so quick that if you're not paying attention, you're not going to notice 200 00:06:14,480 --> 00:06:15,480 it. 201 00:06:15,480 --> 00:06:18,480 And I noticed it this time because we had subtitles on it. 202 00:06:18,480 --> 00:06:24,600 Well, when I was looking at Tribune for the movie, you know, the name is Ted Farmer. 203 00:06:24,600 --> 00:06:28,200 But when you call Roll, it's usually like, you know, McClellan brought. 204 00:06:28,200 --> 00:06:29,200 Which... 205 00:06:29,200 --> 00:06:30,200 And so it's... 206 00:06:30,200 --> 00:06:31,200 It's never happened when I... 207 00:06:31,200 --> 00:06:32,200 I just... 208 00:06:32,200 --> 00:06:33,200 But I get it. 209 00:06:33,200 --> 00:06:34,200 I get it. 210 00:06:34,200 --> 00:06:35,200 Yeah. 211 00:06:35,200 --> 00:06:36,200 That's just why he did it. 212 00:06:36,200 --> 00:06:37,200 So it's like his name is Ted Farmer, but like Farmer Ted. 213 00:06:37,200 --> 00:06:38,200 So that's what everybody calls him. 214 00:06:38,200 --> 00:06:40,600 Chess or beta, you know, there were no subs. 215 00:06:40,600 --> 00:06:41,600 Yeah. 216 00:06:41,600 --> 00:06:42,600 He never had that option. 217 00:06:42,600 --> 00:06:44,600 So it wasn't even something he thought about. 218 00:06:44,600 --> 00:06:45,600 Yeah. 219 00:06:45,600 --> 00:06:48,760 There's a scene in the wedding near the end where Brad and I both mentioned we were watching 220 00:06:48,760 --> 00:06:53,160 it that we caught something that the groom says that we were like, "I had no idea. 221 00:06:53,160 --> 00:06:54,160 That's what he said. 222 00:06:54,160 --> 00:06:55,160 Now it makes sense." 223 00:06:55,160 --> 00:06:56,160 Because it's a subtitle. 224 00:06:56,160 --> 00:06:57,160 Yeah. 225 00:06:57,160 --> 00:06:58,160 It's a subtitle. 226 00:06:58,160 --> 00:06:59,160 Yeah. 227 00:06:59,160 --> 00:07:00,160 But again, maybe we'll touch on that when we get down there. 228 00:07:00,160 --> 00:07:01,160 And I think it's... 229 00:07:01,160 --> 00:07:02,160 That might be the funniest lie on the whole movie. 230 00:07:02,160 --> 00:07:03,160 It is a pretty good lie. 231 00:07:03,160 --> 00:07:04,160 It's a pretty good lie. 232 00:07:04,160 --> 00:07:05,160 I mean, it's a pretty good lie. 233 00:07:05,160 --> 00:07:08,320 And I never caught it until this last time watching it. 234 00:07:08,320 --> 00:07:09,320 Yeah. 235 00:07:09,320 --> 00:07:10,320 And I misheard it. 236 00:07:10,320 --> 00:07:11,760 The way I heard it, it was kind of funny. 237 00:07:11,760 --> 00:07:14,200 But then the way it was actually said was funnier. 238 00:07:14,200 --> 00:07:15,200 Yeah. 239 00:07:15,200 --> 00:07:18,520 I mean, we could just say it, but all right. 240 00:07:18,520 --> 00:07:22,840 According to Wikipedia, the year is 1983. 241 00:07:22,840 --> 00:07:28,600 And high school sophomores Samantha Sam Baker is hopeful her 16th birthday is the beginning 242 00:07:28,600 --> 00:07:30,240 of a great new year. 243 00:07:30,240 --> 00:07:35,200 And it's shocked when her family forgets because her older vain sister Ginny is getting 244 00:07:35,200 --> 00:07:36,680 married the next day. 245 00:07:36,680 --> 00:07:41,720 Her frustration is compounded by the fact that her crush, senior Jake Ryan, has no idea 246 00:07:41,720 --> 00:07:42,720 how she feels. 247 00:07:42,720 --> 00:07:43,720 All right. 248 00:07:43,720 --> 00:07:44,720 So we're going to jump in right here. 249 00:07:44,720 --> 00:07:45,720 Go for it. 250 00:07:45,720 --> 00:07:46,720 Okay. 251 00:07:46,720 --> 00:07:47,720 If you have a wedding... 252 00:07:47,720 --> 00:07:48,720 Yeah. 253 00:07:48,720 --> 00:07:50,200 Like you're going to go wedding. 254 00:07:50,200 --> 00:07:56,200 Even if you meet somebody and get engaged the next day and decide that you're going to 255 00:07:56,200 --> 00:08:00,640 go down to the Golden Corral and have your reception there. 256 00:08:00,640 --> 00:08:01,920 Oh, it's like our wedding. 257 00:08:01,920 --> 00:08:02,920 Right. 258 00:08:02,920 --> 00:08:03,920 I mean, you're still... 259 00:08:03,920 --> 00:08:04,920 There's going to be a plan. 260 00:08:04,920 --> 00:08:05,920 There's going to be a day. 261 00:08:05,920 --> 00:08:06,920 It's going to be a day. 262 00:08:06,920 --> 00:08:07,920 Unless you're eloping. 263 00:08:07,920 --> 00:08:10,640 And this clearly was not an elopement. 264 00:08:10,640 --> 00:08:12,920 There's no way that her family would forget her birthday. 265 00:08:12,920 --> 00:08:13,920 No. 266 00:08:13,920 --> 00:08:14,920 There's no way. 267 00:08:14,920 --> 00:08:16,080 And even if she is... 268 00:08:16,080 --> 00:08:17,080 Even if she is... 269 00:08:17,080 --> 00:08:21,640 The older sister is a total bitch and wants to steal the thunder of her younger sisters 270 00:08:21,640 --> 00:08:25,240 sweet 16 the day before and have her wedding the next day. 271 00:08:25,240 --> 00:08:27,700 The parents would still know that's what was going on. 272 00:08:27,700 --> 00:08:28,700 Would really like that. 273 00:08:28,700 --> 00:08:29,700 It would be a huge... 274 00:08:29,700 --> 00:08:30,700 Yes. 275 00:08:30,700 --> 00:08:31,700 Huge. 276 00:08:31,700 --> 00:08:32,700 Yeah. 277 00:08:32,700 --> 00:08:33,700 It would... 278 00:08:33,700 --> 00:08:34,700 Because she would pitch a fit. 279 00:08:34,700 --> 00:08:36,200 I mean, I'm not saying... 280 00:08:36,200 --> 00:08:39,680 But most likely not pitch a fit, but she would complain, "Why does Jenny have to get married 281 00:08:39,680 --> 00:08:41,000 the day after my sweet 16? 282 00:08:41,000 --> 00:08:42,000 It's supposed to be..." 283 00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:44,720 I've been thinking about this because she even mentions that in the movie. 284 00:08:44,720 --> 00:08:46,440 I've been thinking about this since I was 12. 285 00:08:46,440 --> 00:08:51,240 I thought there would be a big party with a band and I'd get a transam and all that right. 286 00:08:51,240 --> 00:08:52,240 Right. 287 00:08:52,240 --> 00:08:53,240 So she talks about it with her friend. 288 00:08:53,240 --> 00:08:54,240 Right. 289 00:08:54,240 --> 00:08:55,240 She talks about that with her friend. 290 00:08:55,240 --> 00:08:57,880 But then there's no way this would happen. 291 00:08:57,880 --> 00:08:58,880 Yeah. 292 00:08:58,880 --> 00:09:00,640 But it is a movie we'll suspend. 293 00:09:00,640 --> 00:09:01,640 Yeah. 294 00:09:01,640 --> 00:09:07,120 It's a funny bit of, like I said, the plot contrivance, it's kind of funny. 295 00:09:07,120 --> 00:09:08,120 Not realistic. 296 00:09:08,120 --> 00:09:09,120 Yeah. 297 00:09:09,120 --> 00:09:10,120 But just holy shit. 298 00:09:10,120 --> 00:09:11,120 Yeah. 299 00:09:11,120 --> 00:09:12,120 Yeah. 300 00:09:12,120 --> 00:09:13,120 So then at school Sam reveals... 301 00:09:13,120 --> 00:09:14,120 Sam reveals... 302 00:09:14,120 --> 00:09:15,120 What? 303 00:09:15,120 --> 00:09:16,120 That's a terrible parent. 304 00:09:16,120 --> 00:09:17,120 That's a funny thing. 305 00:09:17,120 --> 00:09:18,120 Yeah, yeah. 306 00:09:18,120 --> 00:09:19,120 A terrible parent. 307 00:09:19,120 --> 00:09:24,120 So at school, Sam reveals her feelings about Jake in a quote unquote sex quiz. 308 00:09:24,120 --> 00:09:28,840 She tries to give her friend Randy, which unbeknownst to Sam, Jake intercepts. 309 00:09:28,840 --> 00:09:33,440 Meanwhile, Jake asked his friend Rock, which I had no idea of the day name. 310 00:09:33,440 --> 00:09:34,440 What? 311 00:09:34,440 --> 00:09:35,440 That's his name? 312 00:09:35,440 --> 00:09:36,440 Oh my God. 313 00:09:36,440 --> 00:09:37,440 His name is Rock. 314 00:09:37,440 --> 00:09:38,440 So that's... 315 00:09:38,440 --> 00:09:39,440 The dude... 316 00:09:39,440 --> 00:09:40,440 The dude who looks... 317 00:09:40,440 --> 00:09:41,440 He looks 35. 318 00:09:41,440 --> 00:09:42,440 Yes. 319 00:09:42,440 --> 00:09:43,440 He looks 35. 320 00:09:43,440 --> 00:09:44,440 He looks old too. 321 00:09:44,440 --> 00:09:45,440 But he looks 30... 322 00:09:45,440 --> 00:09:46,440 Like he looks like he... 323 00:09:46,440 --> 00:09:47,440 Not in a rock. 324 00:09:47,440 --> 00:09:48,440 He should be the teacher. 325 00:09:48,440 --> 00:09:54,760 Yeah, he should be the teacher. 326 00:09:54,760 --> 00:09:55,760 Yeah. 327 00:09:55,760 --> 00:09:56,760 Yeah. 328 00:09:56,760 --> 00:09:57,760 That's who it should be. 329 00:09:57,760 --> 00:09:58,760 Yeah. 330 00:09:58,760 --> 00:09:59,760 He's a huge guy. 331 00:09:59,760 --> 00:10:00,760 So pull up friend is Rock. 332 00:10:00,760 --> 00:10:01,760 Yeah. 333 00:10:01,760 --> 00:10:04,920 So I remember that scene as a kid watching that, how I thought... 334 00:10:04,920 --> 00:10:08,320 I was like, this something seems off, they're doing the pull ups and then they pan out like 335 00:10:08,320 --> 00:10:09,320 that. 336 00:10:09,320 --> 00:10:10,320 That's a pretty good idea. 337 00:10:10,320 --> 00:10:11,320 I think it's still... 338 00:10:11,320 --> 00:10:12,320 Yeah. 339 00:10:12,320 --> 00:10:13,320 That is a fun thing because I still can't do pull ups. 340 00:10:13,320 --> 00:10:14,920 I've never been able to do pull ups. 341 00:10:14,920 --> 00:10:16,560 I can't do pull ups now. 342 00:10:16,560 --> 00:10:18,640 You watch them do it effortlessly. 343 00:10:18,640 --> 00:10:22,520 I felt like an idiot until I saw it that yeah, they're just standing there. 344 00:10:22,520 --> 00:10:23,520 And also the background... 345 00:10:23,520 --> 00:10:24,520 That makes sense. 346 00:10:24,520 --> 00:10:25,520 Kind of funny. 347 00:10:25,520 --> 00:10:26,520 Yeah. 348 00:10:26,520 --> 00:10:32,440 And the background is great too, the guy who was wrestling, he's like two feet taller 349 00:10:32,440 --> 00:10:34,960 than him and he picks the kid up and like, yeah. 350 00:10:34,960 --> 00:10:35,960 Yeah. 351 00:10:35,960 --> 00:10:38,840 The third year senior who's wrestling the freshman kid, yeah. 352 00:10:38,840 --> 00:10:41,360 The kid that skipped a couple grades. 353 00:10:41,360 --> 00:10:42,360 Yeah. 354 00:10:42,360 --> 00:10:43,360 Yeah. 355 00:10:43,360 --> 00:10:46,520 The kid who's got a mustache and has had his driver's license for four years, the rest 356 00:10:46,520 --> 00:10:48,960 is wrestling the freshman, but yeah, that's a great point. 357 00:10:48,960 --> 00:10:54,240 So Jake and asked his friend Rock about Sam having noticed her looking at him in their 358 00:10:54,240 --> 00:10:56,000 independent study class. 359 00:10:56,000 --> 00:11:01,640 Rock dismisses her as an immature child, but Jake says he is frustrated by his girlfriend 360 00:11:01,640 --> 00:11:04,880 Caroline's partying ways. 361 00:11:04,880 --> 00:11:05,880 Caroline. 362 00:11:05,880 --> 00:11:06,880 So... 363 00:11:06,880 --> 00:11:11,040 And I can already see on the synopsis here that they don't go into the whole shower scene, 364 00:11:11,040 --> 00:11:12,040 should we say? 365 00:11:12,040 --> 00:11:13,040 Oh, right. 366 00:11:13,040 --> 00:11:14,040 Well, yeah. 367 00:11:14,040 --> 00:11:15,040 There was another... 368 00:11:15,040 --> 00:11:16,040 Yeah, we get boobies. 369 00:11:16,040 --> 00:11:17,040 Yeah, yeah. 370 00:11:17,040 --> 00:11:18,040 We get boobies. 371 00:11:18,040 --> 00:11:19,040 Soft... 372 00:11:19,040 --> 00:11:20,040 Is the term... 373 00:11:20,040 --> 00:11:21,040 Are we called... 374 00:11:21,040 --> 00:11:22,040 Soft PG or is it a hard PG? 375 00:11:22,040 --> 00:11:23,040 I can't... 376 00:11:23,040 --> 00:11:24,040 I don't know which is the part of the... 377 00:11:24,040 --> 00:11:25,040 It was a hard PG. 378 00:11:25,040 --> 00:11:26,040 I think we... 379 00:11:26,040 --> 00:11:27,040 It was a hard PG. 380 00:11:27,040 --> 00:11:28,040 It was a hard PG. 381 00:11:28,040 --> 00:11:29,040 It was a term hard PG. 382 00:11:29,040 --> 00:11:30,040 Yeah. 383 00:11:30,040 --> 00:11:31,040 Okay. 384 00:11:31,040 --> 00:11:32,040 Because this would certainly be PG-13 now. 385 00:11:32,040 --> 00:11:33,040 Yes. 386 00:11:33,040 --> 00:11:34,040 Yeah. 387 00:11:34,040 --> 00:11:35,040 PG-13 didn't exist. 388 00:11:35,040 --> 00:11:36,040 There wasn't enough in it for an R. 389 00:11:36,040 --> 00:11:37,040 Right. 390 00:11:37,040 --> 00:11:38,040 And it certainly wasn't... 391 00:11:38,040 --> 00:11:39,040 Right. 392 00:11:39,040 --> 00:11:40,040 Is anything a G anymore? 393 00:11:40,040 --> 00:11:41,040 I mean, even Disney movies have... 394 00:11:41,040 --> 00:11:42,040 Oh, I think even like Frozen. 395 00:11:42,040 --> 00:11:43,040 It's PG. 396 00:11:43,040 --> 00:11:44,040 I mean... 397 00:11:44,040 --> 00:11:46,040 Disney animated stuff is still G. 398 00:11:46,040 --> 00:11:47,040 Like... 399 00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:48,040 Snow White? 400 00:11:48,040 --> 00:11:49,040 The Mickey Mouse Club. 401 00:11:49,040 --> 00:11:50,040 No. 402 00:11:50,040 --> 00:11:51,040 I think like... 403 00:11:51,040 --> 00:11:52,040 I'm thinking about like Pixar. 404 00:11:52,040 --> 00:11:54,040 I think Wally was PG. 405 00:11:54,040 --> 00:11:55,040 It was G. 406 00:11:55,040 --> 00:11:56,040 I mean... 407 00:11:56,040 --> 00:11:57,040 Yeah. 408 00:11:57,040 --> 00:11:58,040 Because I mean... 409 00:11:58,040 --> 00:11:59,040 Wally has like 10 words in it. 410 00:11:59,040 --> 00:12:00,040 No idea. 411 00:12:00,040 --> 00:12:01,040 Yeah. 412 00:12:01,040 --> 00:12:02,040 I think there's some stuff. 413 00:12:02,040 --> 00:12:03,040 I mean, depending on some of the animated stuff, 414 00:12:03,040 --> 00:12:04,040 I think it still is. 415 00:12:04,040 --> 00:12:05,040 But... 416 00:12:05,040 --> 00:12:06,040 No, but this is... 417 00:12:06,040 --> 00:12:07,040 Yeah, definitely... 418 00:12:07,040 --> 00:12:09,040 You know, we get our theme of boobies, which was nice. 419 00:12:09,040 --> 00:12:10,040 I was... 420 00:12:10,040 --> 00:12:11,040 Yup. 421 00:12:11,040 --> 00:12:12,040 Always like the surprise boob... 422 00:12:12,040 --> 00:12:13,040 Actually, I knew this was coming. 423 00:12:13,040 --> 00:12:15,040 So I was waiting for... 424 00:12:15,040 --> 00:12:16,040 Could you make a... 425 00:12:16,040 --> 00:12:18,040 There's no child sacrifice, but... 426 00:12:18,040 --> 00:12:19,040 No, no child sacrifice. 427 00:12:19,040 --> 00:12:21,040 No quick Sandy there, but... 428 00:12:21,040 --> 00:12:22,040 You get... 429 00:12:22,040 --> 00:12:23,040 Peric... 430 00:12:23,040 --> 00:12:24,040 Sacrifice her soul. 431 00:12:24,040 --> 00:12:26,040 I'm forgetting her birthday. 432 00:12:26,040 --> 00:12:27,040 You can't... 433 00:12:27,040 --> 00:12:28,040 You can't... 434 00:12:28,040 --> 00:12:29,040 I know. 435 00:12:29,040 --> 00:12:30,040 You can't... 436 00:12:30,040 --> 00:12:31,040 You can't... 437 00:12:31,040 --> 00:12:32,040 You can't... 438 00:12:32,040 --> 00:12:33,040 You can't... 439 00:12:33,040 --> 00:12:34,040 You can't... 440 00:12:34,040 --> 00:12:35,040 You can't... 441 00:12:35,040 --> 00:12:36,040 You can't... 442 00:12:36,040 --> 00:12:37,040 You can't... 443 00:12:37,040 --> 00:12:38,040 You can't... 444 00:12:38,040 --> 00:12:39,040 You can't... 445 00:12:39,040 --> 00:12:40,040 You can't... 446 00:12:40,040 --> 00:12:41,040 You can't hit all the bratisms on every movie. 447 00:12:41,040 --> 00:12:43,040 Yeah. 448 00:12:43,040 --> 00:12:44,040 I was... 449 00:12:44,040 --> 00:12:45,040 There was more. 450 00:12:45,040 --> 00:12:46,040 There was Beastmaster 2. 451 00:12:46,040 --> 00:12:48,040 Was it portal through time? 452 00:12:48,040 --> 00:12:49,040 Portal through time. 453 00:12:49,040 --> 00:12:50,040 We could go back and watch yet. 454 00:12:50,040 --> 00:12:51,040 We could revisit that. 455 00:12:51,040 --> 00:12:53,040 We come to LA. 456 00:12:53,040 --> 00:12:55,040 We know it's not good. 457 00:12:55,040 --> 00:12:57,040 I don't really need to revisit it. 458 00:12:57,040 --> 00:12:58,040 I don't even know if I ever saw it. 459 00:12:58,040 --> 00:13:01,040 I've never seen it, so it wouldn't be a revisit for me, but... 460 00:13:01,040 --> 00:13:02,040 Yeah. 461 00:13:02,040 --> 00:13:04,040 No, but I did find out watching... 462 00:13:04,040 --> 00:13:06,040 I mean, not watching it for... 463 00:13:06,040 --> 00:13:08,040 But do a little research that... 464 00:13:08,040 --> 00:13:10,040 That wasn't actually the actresses... 465 00:13:10,040 --> 00:13:12,040 Like, they used the body double for that scene. 466 00:13:12,040 --> 00:13:13,040 Right. 467 00:13:13,040 --> 00:13:14,040 For the shower scene. 468 00:13:14,040 --> 00:13:15,040 She didn't want to do it. 469 00:13:15,040 --> 00:13:20,040 The actress that plays Caroline did not want to do a nude scene. 470 00:13:20,040 --> 00:13:21,040 Right. 471 00:13:21,040 --> 00:13:22,040 John Hughes, I guess, the director and sister. 472 00:13:22,040 --> 00:13:24,040 He wanted boobs. 473 00:13:24,040 --> 00:13:25,040 I guess. 474 00:13:25,040 --> 00:13:26,040 I mean, it does... 475 00:13:26,040 --> 00:13:29,040 It does portray her as a very mature woman, 476 00:13:29,040 --> 00:13:31,040 because she looks like she's in her mid 20s. 477 00:13:31,040 --> 00:13:35,040 I swear to God, Caroline, Mom first must have flunked night. 478 00:13:35,040 --> 00:13:36,040 Not here. 479 00:13:36,040 --> 00:13:37,040 Yeah. 480 00:13:37,040 --> 00:13:38,040 I still... 481 00:13:38,040 --> 00:13:39,040 I still like... 482 00:13:39,040 --> 00:13:40,040 I just watched it. 483 00:13:40,040 --> 00:13:43,040 She has every shower head on in that damn shower. 484 00:13:43,040 --> 00:13:44,040 She's laughing. 485 00:13:44,040 --> 00:13:46,040 There weren't a water shortage as bad as ever. 486 00:13:46,040 --> 00:13:47,040 Yeah. 487 00:13:47,040 --> 00:13:49,040 Time of excess and green. 488 00:13:49,040 --> 00:13:50,040 Definitely. 489 00:13:50,040 --> 00:13:51,040 Pain and water everywhere. 490 00:13:51,040 --> 00:13:53,040 As Gordon Gecko said, right? 491 00:13:53,040 --> 00:13:54,040 Greed is good. 492 00:13:54,040 --> 00:13:55,040 It's all good. 493 00:13:55,040 --> 00:13:57,040 You turn on all those showers. 494 00:13:57,040 --> 00:14:00,040 Go for it. 495 00:14:00,040 --> 00:14:05,040 So, yeah, so now we've introduced the heartthrob Jake, 496 00:14:05,040 --> 00:14:08,040 and we've got Caroline, the amazingly beautiful girlfriend. 497 00:14:08,040 --> 00:14:11,040 So, on the bus ride home, geeky freshman Ted, 498 00:14:11,040 --> 00:14:13,040 who again, that we've already talked about, 499 00:14:13,040 --> 00:14:15,040 he's barely called Ted in the movie. 500 00:14:15,040 --> 00:14:17,040 He's the geek, who has a crush on Sam, 501 00:14:17,040 --> 00:14:21,040 repeatedly flirts with her, only to have Sam reject him. 502 00:14:21,040 --> 00:14:23,040 That is a bullshit line. 503 00:14:23,040 --> 00:14:24,040 That is... 504 00:14:24,040 --> 00:14:25,040 Wait, that is... 505 00:14:25,040 --> 00:14:26,040 Yeah, I was going to say that is... 506 00:14:26,040 --> 00:14:27,040 That is a bullshit line. 507 00:14:27,040 --> 00:14:29,040 I mean, we're going to have... 508 00:14:29,040 --> 00:14:32,040 They're missing a couple adjectives on that flirting. 509 00:14:32,040 --> 00:14:33,040 Yeah. 510 00:14:33,040 --> 00:14:36,040 Progressively pinning her into the seat. 511 00:14:36,040 --> 00:14:38,040 That's where this character... 512 00:14:38,040 --> 00:14:40,040 I mean, as a kid, I pulled for him, 513 00:14:40,040 --> 00:14:42,040 and I thought Anthony... 514 00:14:42,040 --> 00:14:43,040 I thought it was a good... 515 00:14:43,040 --> 00:14:45,040 But now we're watching... 516 00:14:45,040 --> 00:14:47,040 This is where I'm starting to have... 517 00:14:47,040 --> 00:14:50,040 I always thought Jake Ryan was kind of a douche. 518 00:14:50,040 --> 00:14:52,040 I'll get into that a little bit more later. 519 00:14:52,040 --> 00:14:54,040 I always thought he was a bit of a... 520 00:14:54,040 --> 00:14:57,040 But I never thought Anthony Michael Hall the geek was a... 521 00:14:57,040 --> 00:15:01,040 I always thought he was a loser who wins at the end of the day. 522 00:15:01,040 --> 00:15:02,040 Oh, right, you're dying. 523 00:15:02,040 --> 00:15:03,040 Like... 524 00:15:03,040 --> 00:15:04,040 All in every man. 525 00:15:04,040 --> 00:15:06,040 Well, you kind of... 526 00:15:06,040 --> 00:15:08,040 And watching it this time... 527 00:15:08,040 --> 00:15:10,040 Holy shit, like he is... 528 00:15:10,040 --> 00:15:11,040 He's a... 529 00:15:11,040 --> 00:15:12,040 He's just... 530 00:15:12,040 --> 00:15:14,040 He's just as bad. 531 00:15:14,040 --> 00:15:15,040 It might be... 532 00:15:15,040 --> 00:15:18,040 Then Jake Ryan is... 533 00:15:18,040 --> 00:15:21,040 He's starting his serial killer ways. 534 00:15:21,040 --> 00:15:24,040 He's going to be like a whole predator one day. 535 00:15:24,040 --> 00:15:26,040 One day, he's... 536 00:15:26,040 --> 00:15:28,040 I mean, he's already full on. 537 00:15:28,040 --> 00:15:30,040 By the end of the movie he is. 538 00:15:30,040 --> 00:15:35,040 I'm not sure that... 539 00:15:35,040 --> 00:15:38,040 Like the Brad things we have to look for. 540 00:15:38,040 --> 00:15:40,040 Child sacrifice, boobies. 541 00:15:40,040 --> 00:15:42,040 It's sexual predator one of them. 542 00:15:42,040 --> 00:15:45,040 No, we're not adding that to the list. 543 00:15:45,040 --> 00:15:48,040 The rapey themes in this one are insane. 544 00:15:48,040 --> 00:15:51,040 Is that like an 80s theme, just rape? 545 00:15:51,040 --> 00:15:53,040 I just think it were not... 546 00:15:53,040 --> 00:15:55,040 It was considered "normal" me back. 547 00:15:55,040 --> 00:15:58,040 Who knows what the hell Bill Cosby was doing at the time. 548 00:15:58,040 --> 00:16:00,040 I mean, he and boys, I guess. 549 00:16:00,040 --> 00:16:02,040 I feel like every John he is movie... 550 00:16:02,040 --> 00:16:04,040 Or not every. 551 00:16:04,040 --> 00:16:09,040 Most have this prevailing creep factor. 552 00:16:09,040 --> 00:16:11,040 We'll have to get into that. 553 00:16:11,040 --> 00:16:15,040 Is that going to be a theme we're going to run into? 554 00:16:15,040 --> 00:16:17,040 I think it might be. 555 00:16:17,040 --> 00:16:20,040 I'm not saying exclusively every single... 556 00:16:20,040 --> 00:16:22,040 Creepy was charming in the 80s. 557 00:16:22,040 --> 00:16:24,040 No, but I'm saying... 558 00:16:24,040 --> 00:16:26,040 No, it could very well be the case. 559 00:16:26,040 --> 00:16:28,040 We're going to be like a grown male. 560 00:16:28,040 --> 00:16:30,040 All of these teenage dramas. 561 00:16:30,040 --> 00:16:32,040 Yeah, that's... 562 00:16:32,040 --> 00:16:34,040 I mean, we got into that. 563 00:16:34,040 --> 00:16:36,040 Well, I don't know. 564 00:16:36,040 --> 00:16:44,040 The aggressive male winning over the woman was a theme that has been in movies since forever. 565 00:16:44,040 --> 00:16:46,040 Like, I mean, James Bond. 566 00:16:46,040 --> 00:16:48,040 I mean, we saw it at Beast Master, right? 567 00:16:48,040 --> 00:16:50,040 I mean... 568 00:16:50,040 --> 00:16:52,040 Doth throws down... 569 00:16:52,040 --> 00:16:56,040 Yeah, or he's basically dry-humptor. 570 00:16:56,040 --> 00:16:58,040 Had the ferret stealer close. 571 00:16:58,040 --> 00:17:02,040 I feel like every movie is going to have a rapey theme for me. 572 00:17:02,040 --> 00:17:04,040 Every movie? 573 00:17:04,040 --> 00:17:06,040 I don't know. 574 00:17:06,040 --> 00:17:08,040 We'll have to watch Wall-E then. 575 00:17:08,040 --> 00:17:09,040 There you go. 576 00:17:09,040 --> 00:17:11,040 There's no rapey scenes in Wall-E. 577 00:17:11,040 --> 00:17:13,040 Wall-E is all the same. 578 00:17:13,040 --> 00:17:14,040 We just watched one. 579 00:17:14,040 --> 00:17:18,040 There was no rapey theme in the world's greatest athlete. 580 00:17:18,040 --> 00:17:20,040 Honestly, that was true. 581 00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:22,040 You didn't even know about kissing, yeah? 582 00:17:22,040 --> 00:17:24,040 That was a very handsome movie to watch. 583 00:17:24,040 --> 00:17:26,040 Yeah, I know. 584 00:17:26,040 --> 00:17:28,040 Like, progressive themes and that, like, good... 585 00:17:28,040 --> 00:17:30,040 That'll be the end. 586 00:17:30,040 --> 00:17:32,040 We'll do 500 episodes of this podcast. 587 00:17:32,040 --> 00:17:34,040 And the ending theme will be the world's greatest athlete 588 00:17:34,040 --> 00:17:36,040 is the most under-appreciated movie ever. 589 00:17:36,040 --> 00:17:40,040 Of all the movies for the 70s and 80s we watched, that's the one that holds up. 590 00:17:40,040 --> 00:17:42,040 Thank you, Shane, good night. 591 00:17:42,040 --> 00:17:46,040 Michael Benson deserves a Nobel Peace Prize for his work in the head movie. 592 00:17:46,040 --> 00:17:48,040 All right, so back to Wikipedia. 593 00:17:48,040 --> 00:17:53,040 At home, Sam's day gets worse when she discovers she must sleep on the sofa 594 00:17:53,040 --> 00:17:58,040 because her parents and foreign exchange student named long duck dong 595 00:17:58,040 --> 00:18:02,040 are all staying at the house for the wedding. 596 00:18:02,040 --> 00:18:04,040 Her grandparents have also forgotten her birthday 597 00:18:04,040 --> 00:18:06,040 and make Sam take dong with her... 598 00:18:06,040 --> 00:18:08,040 I'm sorry, that's her group. 599 00:18:08,040 --> 00:18:10,040 Her parents... 600 00:18:10,040 --> 00:18:12,040 Shit! 601 00:18:16,040 --> 00:18:18,040 Her grandparents... 602 00:18:18,040 --> 00:18:20,040 They've worked with the dong with her. 603 00:18:20,040 --> 00:18:22,040 At least I didn't say the donger. 604 00:18:22,040 --> 00:18:24,040 All right, here we go. Wait, wait, wait. 605 00:18:24,040 --> 00:18:26,040 Her grandparents have also forgotten her birthday 606 00:18:26,040 --> 00:18:28,040 and make Sam take dong with her 607 00:18:28,040 --> 00:18:30,040 to a dance at school that night. 608 00:18:30,040 --> 00:18:32,040 She's just friends. 609 00:18:32,040 --> 00:18:34,040 But hey, they did skim over the part. 610 00:18:34,040 --> 00:18:36,040 Like, when she's meeting the grandparents 611 00:18:36,040 --> 00:18:38,040 and, like, she goes upstairs to her room 612 00:18:38,040 --> 00:18:40,040 and the one set of grandparents up there 613 00:18:40,040 --> 00:18:42,040 and they're telling her about, "Oh, you know, 614 00:18:42,040 --> 00:18:44,040 we got all these ailments and all that." 615 00:18:44,040 --> 00:18:46,040 And then she comes down and her other... 616 00:18:46,040 --> 00:18:48,040 It's grandpa Fred, right, comes out of the bathroom 617 00:18:48,040 --> 00:18:50,040 and who calls her, what's he called? 618 00:18:50,040 --> 00:18:52,040 Sammy Davis Baker Jr. 619 00:18:52,040 --> 00:18:56,040 And then he starts messing with her. 620 00:18:56,040 --> 00:18:58,040 I think Grandmother comes out and says, 621 00:18:58,040 --> 00:19:00,040 "Fred, stop. You'll make her tinkle." 622 00:19:00,040 --> 00:19:02,040 No. 623 00:19:02,040 --> 00:19:04,040 That part is great. 624 00:19:04,040 --> 00:19:06,040 And then she says the word. 625 00:19:06,040 --> 00:19:08,040 She says, "Oh, Fred. 626 00:19:08,040 --> 00:19:10,040 She's got her boobies." 627 00:19:10,040 --> 00:19:12,040 And then gropes her. 628 00:19:12,040 --> 00:19:14,040 Which is, yeah. 629 00:19:14,040 --> 00:19:16,040 Which is, thanks for your camera. 630 00:19:16,040 --> 00:19:18,040 John Hughes has some issues. 631 00:19:18,040 --> 00:19:20,040 I don't know. 632 00:19:20,040 --> 00:19:22,040 I mean, you could say that that's just 633 00:19:22,040 --> 00:19:24,040 grandparents... 634 00:19:24,040 --> 00:19:26,040 Not all grandparents, necessarily. 635 00:19:26,040 --> 00:19:28,040 Not all grandparents all the time, 636 00:19:28,040 --> 00:19:30,040 but they could make you feel uncomfortable. 637 00:19:30,040 --> 00:19:32,040 As a teen growing up and being totally unsure about yours. 638 00:19:32,040 --> 00:19:34,040 There's a total difference between, 639 00:19:34,040 --> 00:19:36,040 "Look, she's growing it to be a woman." 640 00:19:36,040 --> 00:19:38,040 And, look at her boobies. 641 00:19:38,040 --> 00:19:40,040 They're so perky. 642 00:19:40,040 --> 00:19:42,040 I don't think our grandparents ever 643 00:19:42,040 --> 00:19:44,040 groped us. 644 00:19:44,040 --> 00:19:46,040 "Look, your balls have dropped yet." 645 00:19:46,040 --> 00:19:48,040 I mean... 646 00:19:48,040 --> 00:19:50,040 They didn't? 647 00:19:50,040 --> 00:19:54,040 You all were really their favorite, so... 648 00:19:54,040 --> 00:19:58,040 We're really not recording this, right? 649 00:19:58,040 --> 00:20:00,040 To be fair, 650 00:20:00,040 --> 00:20:02,040 my grandparents were wonderful people 651 00:20:02,040 --> 00:20:04,040 and never did anything to me. 652 00:20:04,040 --> 00:20:06,040 That was bad. 653 00:20:06,040 --> 00:20:08,040 We don't need a disclosure that was a joke. 654 00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:10,040 I just want anybody to get any... 655 00:20:10,040 --> 00:20:12,040 I don't want anybody out there to think like, 656 00:20:12,040 --> 00:20:14,040 "What the hell is that?" 657 00:20:14,040 --> 00:20:16,040 No, really. 658 00:20:16,040 --> 00:20:18,040 We all know that was a joke. 659 00:20:18,040 --> 00:20:22,040 I have never been felt up by any family member. 660 00:20:22,040 --> 00:20:24,040 Good. 661 00:20:24,040 --> 00:20:26,040 So, I'm ahead of the game. 662 00:20:26,040 --> 00:20:28,040 All right. 663 00:20:28,040 --> 00:20:30,040 Gold Star for you, Amanda. 664 00:20:30,040 --> 00:20:32,040 I'm ahead of Sam on the curve. 665 00:20:32,040 --> 00:20:34,040 Yay! 666 00:20:34,040 --> 00:20:38,040 All right. So, at the dance, Sam pines after Jake 667 00:20:38,040 --> 00:20:40,040 as he slow dances with Caroline. 668 00:20:40,040 --> 00:20:42,040 While it doesn't take long for Dong, 669 00:20:42,040 --> 00:20:46,040 we attract a large-breasted jock, Marlene. 670 00:20:46,040 --> 00:20:48,040 Ted embarrasses Sam by dancing. 671 00:20:48,040 --> 00:20:50,040 They refer to her as a... 672 00:20:50,040 --> 00:20:52,040 Is she a jock? I guess she is. 673 00:20:52,040 --> 00:20:54,040 She's very athletic. 674 00:20:54,040 --> 00:20:56,040 She makes the comment about how she can run 675 00:20:56,040 --> 00:20:58,040 the 40 and 5 flat or whatever, 676 00:20:58,040 --> 00:21:00,040 and then she is lifting weights 677 00:21:00,040 --> 00:21:02,040 when she drops them and 678 00:21:02,040 --> 00:21:04,040 they go to Jake's. 679 00:21:04,040 --> 00:21:06,040 It's also like, what, six feet tall? 680 00:21:06,040 --> 00:21:08,040 She's a big girl. 681 00:21:08,040 --> 00:21:10,040 She's muscular. She's big. 682 00:21:10,040 --> 00:21:12,040 I wonder if she ever did anything after that. 683 00:21:12,040 --> 00:21:14,040 We'll have to work. 684 00:21:14,040 --> 00:21:16,040 Anyway. 685 00:21:16,040 --> 00:21:18,040 So Dong has got... 686 00:21:18,040 --> 00:21:20,040 Long duck Dong has got Marlene. 687 00:21:20,040 --> 00:21:22,040 Ted embarrasses Sam by dancing with her 688 00:21:22,040 --> 00:21:24,040 after bragging to his geek friends, 689 00:21:24,040 --> 00:21:26,040 Bryce and Cliff, that they are dating. 690 00:21:26,040 --> 00:21:28,040 When Sam runs away... 691 00:21:28,040 --> 00:21:30,040 Hold on. His name is Cliff? 692 00:21:30,040 --> 00:21:32,040 Cliff's name. 693 00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:34,040 Cliff's name. 694 00:21:34,040 --> 00:21:36,040 I thought he calls one of them wheeze the whole time, 695 00:21:36,040 --> 00:21:38,040 doesn't he? 696 00:21:38,040 --> 00:21:40,040 Cliff. 697 00:21:40,040 --> 00:21:42,040 Are they brothers? 698 00:21:42,040 --> 00:21:44,040 They're definitely sleeping. 699 00:21:44,040 --> 00:21:46,040 If they're not, they're sleeping over 700 00:21:46,040 --> 00:21:48,040 because he goes later to their house. 701 00:21:48,040 --> 00:21:50,040 They're brothers. 702 00:21:50,040 --> 00:21:52,040 When Sam runs away, 703 00:21:52,040 --> 00:21:54,040 they're twin brothers because they're in the same grade. 704 00:21:54,040 --> 00:21:56,040 Other than the same school, maybe they're like a year apart. 705 00:21:56,040 --> 00:21:58,040 They never really go into that. 706 00:21:58,040 --> 00:22:00,040 So some Irish twins, huh? 707 00:22:00,040 --> 00:22:02,040 Yeah, pretty much. 708 00:22:02,040 --> 00:22:04,040 Yeah, exactly. 709 00:22:04,040 --> 00:22:06,040 Trust me, babe. I'll pull out. 710 00:22:06,040 --> 00:22:08,040 Nice. 711 00:22:08,040 --> 00:22:10,040 Let's see. 712 00:22:10,040 --> 00:22:13,040 When Sam runs away, the geek's bet Ted a dozen floppy disks. 713 00:22:13,040 --> 00:22:15,040 That he can't get physical with Sam. 714 00:22:15,040 --> 00:22:16,040 Ted, wait. 715 00:22:16,040 --> 00:22:18,040 Let me get through this, please. This is the end of the paragraph. 716 00:22:18,040 --> 00:22:20,040 Ted accepts. 717 00:22:20,040 --> 00:22:24,040 But Bryce and Cliff demand Sam's underpants as proof of his success. 718 00:22:24,040 --> 00:22:30,040 Yeah. 719 00:22:30,040 --> 00:22:32,040 Okay. 720 00:22:32,040 --> 00:22:36,040 Team Ted and Sam dance asks Ted about Sam. 721 00:22:36,040 --> 00:22:38,040 All right, go. 722 00:22:38,040 --> 00:22:40,040 He is not dancing with her. 723 00:22:40,040 --> 00:22:42,040 He's assaulting her again. 724 00:22:42,040 --> 00:22:44,040 Okay. 725 00:22:44,040 --> 00:22:46,040 He gets up. 726 00:22:46,040 --> 00:22:48,040 He gets her close and does that whole like he bites at her and like 727 00:22:48,040 --> 00:22:50,040 breather on her neck and she's really uncomfortable. Yeah. 728 00:22:50,040 --> 00:22:52,040 This is the end of the creeper says. 729 00:22:52,040 --> 00:22:54,040 That's why he didn't have a girlfriend when I was a kid. 730 00:22:54,040 --> 00:22:55,040 I didn't like. 731 00:22:55,040 --> 00:22:56,040 Smell your girls. 732 00:22:56,040 --> 00:22:57,040 I didn't. 733 00:22:57,040 --> 00:22:58,040 Sorry about that. 734 00:22:58,040 --> 00:22:59,040 Oh, speaking of smell. 735 00:22:59,040 --> 00:23:02,040 The whole part of the bus scene, like where he sniffs like. 736 00:23:02,040 --> 00:23:03,040 Where she was. 737 00:23:03,040 --> 00:23:06,040 He secretly sniffs her while he's talking to her and then he 738 00:23:06,040 --> 00:23:09,040 sniffs where she was when she leaves. 739 00:23:09,040 --> 00:23:11,040 Yeah. 740 00:23:11,040 --> 00:23:12,040 Yeah. 741 00:23:12,040 --> 00:23:13,040 Yeah. 742 00:23:13,040 --> 00:23:15,040 So once again, I mean, I guess they're trying to establish because 743 00:23:15,040 --> 00:23:18,040 later on, he does tell Jake how he's. 744 00:23:18,040 --> 00:23:20,040 Jake's like, well, tell me about her and he's like, 745 00:23:20,040 --> 00:23:22,040 oh, she's got a sweet voice. 746 00:23:22,040 --> 00:23:24,040 She smells real nice. 747 00:23:24,040 --> 00:23:25,040 So I mean, maybe they're. 748 00:23:25,040 --> 00:23:26,040 Yeah. 749 00:23:26,040 --> 00:23:27,040 He's like smellish. 750 00:23:27,040 --> 00:23:28,040 Yeah. 751 00:23:28,040 --> 00:23:29,040 Yeah. 752 00:23:29,040 --> 00:23:31,040 But no, so. 753 00:23:31,040 --> 00:23:33,040 If you made a movie. 754 00:23:33,040 --> 00:23:38,040 Like if you made a movie 15 years after this one, he's in jail or 755 00:23:38,040 --> 00:23:39,040 he's a serial. 756 00:23:39,040 --> 00:23:40,040 He hasn't been caught. 757 00:23:40,040 --> 00:23:41,040 He's like the bad guy. 758 00:23:41,040 --> 00:23:42,040 He is. 759 00:23:42,040 --> 00:23:47,040 Farmer Ted is in jail or he's got bodies under his house. 760 00:23:47,040 --> 00:23:50,040 We're talking about another scene that another thing I didn't 761 00:23:50,040 --> 00:23:53,040 realize when I used to watch this because I think I watched a 762 00:23:53,040 --> 00:23:54,040 slightly edited version. 763 00:23:54,040 --> 00:23:58,040 When he's dancing, he goes down to do like a split. 764 00:23:58,040 --> 00:23:59,040 Yeah. 765 00:23:59,040 --> 00:24:02,040 We'll, I always thought like he, he tours pants or something, but he 766 00:24:02,040 --> 00:24:03,040 actually farts. 767 00:24:03,040 --> 00:24:04,040 Yeah. 768 00:24:04,040 --> 00:24:05,040 Yeah. 769 00:24:05,040 --> 00:24:06,040 I didn't know that until watch it. 770 00:24:06,040 --> 00:24:08,040 This time either subtitle, which is good. 771 00:24:08,040 --> 00:24:09,040 Hey, let's see. 772 00:24:09,040 --> 00:24:11,040 Fart jokes aren't creepy. 773 00:24:11,040 --> 00:24:13,040 Maybe they could be. 774 00:24:13,040 --> 00:24:15,040 If you try hard enough. 775 00:24:15,040 --> 00:24:17,040 Creeper Fart jokes. 776 00:24:17,040 --> 00:24:19,040 That sounds, that's really creepy. 777 00:24:19,040 --> 00:24:20,040 Yeah. 778 00:24:20,040 --> 00:24:21,040 Yeah. 779 00:24:21,040 --> 00:24:22,040 All right. 780 00:24:22,040 --> 00:24:23,040 So let's see. 781 00:24:23,040 --> 00:24:25,040 Here's, now here's the thing I did. 782 00:24:25,040 --> 00:24:26,040 Well, I did notice. 783 00:24:26,040 --> 00:24:28,040 Because I watched it. 784 00:24:28,040 --> 00:24:33,040 Like we said with subtitles on and never picked up before is they, 785 00:24:33,040 --> 00:24:34,040 he says. 786 00:24:34,040 --> 00:24:38,040 Farmer Ted says to his buddies when he's doing the bet. 787 00:24:38,040 --> 00:24:41,040 He's like, he's like, we're going to interface tonight or something 788 00:24:41,040 --> 00:24:42,040 like that. 789 00:24:42,040 --> 00:24:43,040 He's like, we're going to get physical. 790 00:24:43,040 --> 00:24:48,040 He goes, I guarantee you, I'll bet you 12 doc, 12 floppy disks. 791 00:24:48,040 --> 00:24:50,040 I'll get at least tit tonight. 792 00:24:50,040 --> 00:24:51,040 Yeah. 793 00:24:51,040 --> 00:24:52,040 Okay. 794 00:24:52,040 --> 00:24:55,040 No, but I'm not even getting to that part. 795 00:24:55,040 --> 00:24:59,040 I'm asking if he's going to say that if that's his, that's what he's 796 00:24:59,040 --> 00:25:02,040 betting on is just getting tit. 797 00:25:02,040 --> 00:25:05,040 Why does he agree to get underpants? 798 00:25:05,040 --> 00:25:07,040 That's not what you would do. 799 00:25:07,040 --> 00:25:08,040 Yeah, he should get a bra. 800 00:25:08,040 --> 00:25:11,040 He should get a more willing department underpants than a bra. 801 00:25:11,040 --> 00:25:14,040 With that. Okay. So we're going to go into later. 802 00:25:14,040 --> 00:25:18,040 Either way of either way is weird. Like, but. 803 00:25:18,040 --> 00:25:21,040 Yes, but going. 804 00:25:21,040 --> 00:25:26,040 Well, so the theme here is that if you make out with a guy somewhere 805 00:25:26,040 --> 00:25:31,040 at a dance, you're going to give him a piece of clothing as a trophy. 806 00:25:31,040 --> 00:25:32,040 No, it's proof. 807 00:25:32,040 --> 00:25:34,040 Is that how it works? 808 00:25:34,040 --> 00:25:43,040 I mean, I can't tell you may panties. 809 00:25:43,040 --> 00:25:45,040 I just buy my panties. 810 00:25:45,040 --> 00:25:49,040 I've never asked anyone for that. That is really strange to me. 811 00:25:49,040 --> 00:25:52,040 Like, you know, Hey, Brock, we're, you know, we're kissing. 812 00:25:52,040 --> 00:25:55,040 We're making out and then you're like, Hey, can I have your underwear? 813 00:25:55,040 --> 00:25:57,040 You don't want my underwear. 814 00:25:57,040 --> 00:25:59,040 That's what I would say. 815 00:25:59,040 --> 00:26:04,040 Well, why would you ask me for my underwear because we were kissing. 816 00:26:04,040 --> 00:26:07,040 I mean, I've given away tons of boxers to ladies, but I've never. 817 00:26:07,040 --> 00:26:10,040 What I was going to say is that like, it would make more sense, like, 818 00:26:10,040 --> 00:26:13,040 give us her bra, but I think almost would. 819 00:26:13,040 --> 00:26:15,040 I'm going to direct this towards you, Amanda, being the female. 820 00:26:15,040 --> 00:26:18,040 Would you be more comfortable at a dance walking around without 821 00:26:18,040 --> 00:26:20,040 underwear as opposed to not having a bra? 822 00:26:20,040 --> 00:26:24,040 Probably like the bra would be more obvious, especially if you're a bigger girl. 823 00:26:24,040 --> 00:26:26,040 Or if you're develop your likes. 824 00:26:26,040 --> 00:26:29,040 So, very established, she has small tits. 825 00:26:29,040 --> 00:26:31,040 I mean, it said that twice in the movie. 826 00:26:31,040 --> 00:26:33,040 She's wearing a sweater over a t-shirt. 827 00:26:33,040 --> 00:26:35,040 She can have sensitive nipples. 828 00:26:35,040 --> 00:26:39,040 Yeah, but I mean, not only, not only, like, it's been established multiple times. 829 00:26:39,040 --> 00:26:40,040 She said it. 830 00:26:40,040 --> 00:26:43,040 She said it in the very beginning to herself in the mirror. 831 00:26:43,040 --> 00:26:45,040 If you remember the very beginning of the movie. 832 00:26:45,040 --> 00:26:47,040 Farmer Ted says it. 833 00:26:47,040 --> 00:26:49,040 And her grandfather says it too. 834 00:26:49,040 --> 00:26:52,040 When she right before she gets felled up by her grandmother, he says, 835 00:26:52,040 --> 00:26:53,040 let me go get my magnet on glass. 836 00:26:53,040 --> 00:26:56,040 So it is a running thing that she has small breasts. 837 00:26:56,040 --> 00:27:06,040 So, this is not like, they've established the, like, so if you're going on the basis 838 00:27:06,040 --> 00:27:11,040 that it wouldn't, which would be, she's wearing a wrap, not short, but a shorter dress. 839 00:27:11,040 --> 00:27:13,040 It's not like a, it's layered on. 840 00:27:13,040 --> 00:27:14,040 Yeah. 841 00:27:14,040 --> 00:27:21,040 I feel like, I mean, all he needs is to prove that he got tit as he says to his, his buddies. 842 00:27:21,040 --> 00:27:24,040 I feel like the bra was the nicer of the ass there. 843 00:27:24,040 --> 00:27:25,040 And not me. 844 00:27:25,040 --> 00:27:31,040 I mean, if we're going to really get into it, like, if she was having her period, like, 845 00:27:31,040 --> 00:27:32,040 yeah, sure. 846 00:27:32,040 --> 00:27:33,040 All right. 847 00:27:33,040 --> 00:27:34,040 Yeah. 848 00:27:34,040 --> 00:27:35,040 It's all sorts of, like, unknown. 849 00:27:35,040 --> 00:27:36,040 Yeah. 850 00:27:36,040 --> 00:27:39,040 And to be honest, she probably should be because her sister is. 851 00:27:39,040 --> 00:27:43,040 And I heard that when women live together, don't they all get on the same cycle? 852 00:27:43,040 --> 00:27:45,040 So, yeah, that's true. 853 00:27:45,040 --> 00:27:47,040 So this, this is where the movie gets off the rails for me. 854 00:27:47,040 --> 00:27:48,040 Like, this is bullshit. 855 00:27:48,040 --> 00:27:49,040 She should be on her. 856 00:27:49,040 --> 00:27:50,040 Yeah. 857 00:27:50,040 --> 00:27:52,040 I already get that. 858 00:27:52,040 --> 00:27:53,040 I'm dying. 859 00:27:53,040 --> 00:27:54,040 Hold up. 860 00:27:54,040 --> 00:27:55,040 Hold up. 861 00:27:55,040 --> 00:27:58,040 The sisters don't have the period the same time. 862 00:27:58,040 --> 00:28:02,040 So just give your friends their damn floppy disks. 863 00:28:02,040 --> 00:28:07,040 And I don't know, Brock, if you know, the floppy disks are kind of expensive. 864 00:28:07,040 --> 00:28:08,040 And it were. 865 00:28:08,040 --> 00:28:09,040 Yeah, I do. 866 00:28:09,040 --> 00:28:10,040 I remember. 867 00:28:10,040 --> 00:28:11,040 I do remember. 868 00:28:11,040 --> 00:28:19,040 The takeaway here is that you don't ask a girl or a woman for an article of clothing for proof that you got anyway. 869 00:28:19,040 --> 00:28:22,040 And you don't ask anyone for any article. 870 00:28:22,040 --> 00:28:23,040 Yeah. 871 00:28:23,040 --> 00:28:24,040 Yeah. 872 00:28:24,040 --> 00:28:25,040 What was that Brad? 873 00:28:25,040 --> 00:28:26,040 Sorry. 874 00:28:26,040 --> 00:28:28,040 You don't ask anyone for any article of underclock. 875 00:28:28,040 --> 00:28:30,040 Like, yeah, you just. 876 00:28:30,040 --> 00:28:32,040 That is bizarre. 877 00:28:32,040 --> 00:28:33,040 That's a risk. 878 00:28:33,040 --> 00:28:35,040 I think we call that red flag. 879 00:28:35,040 --> 00:28:36,040 Yeah. 880 00:28:36,040 --> 00:28:37,040 Yeah. 881 00:28:37,040 --> 00:28:38,040 Yeah. 882 00:28:38,040 --> 00:28:39,040 That is. 883 00:28:39,040 --> 00:28:40,040 Yes. 884 00:28:40,040 --> 00:28:41,040 That is where you. 885 00:28:41,040 --> 00:28:52,040 You know, Barbara Ted also has a collection of underpants in his closet. 886 00:28:52,040 --> 00:28:54,040 And the bad thing is, is that this is going to be. 887 00:28:54,040 --> 00:28:55,040 Yeah. 888 00:28:55,040 --> 00:28:56,040 He's just going to start with that. 889 00:28:56,040 --> 00:28:57,040 Yeah. 890 00:28:57,040 --> 00:28:58,040 I mean, didn't. 891 00:28:58,040 --> 00:29:01,040 One of the, one of the banes here, didn't he start with shoes? 892 00:29:01,040 --> 00:29:03,040 He started stealing shoes or. 893 00:29:03,040 --> 00:29:04,040 Not Kemper. 894 00:29:04,040 --> 00:29:05,040 Brutus. 895 00:29:05,040 --> 00:29:06,040 Yeah. 896 00:29:06,040 --> 00:29:07,040 Yeah. 897 00:29:07,040 --> 00:29:08,040 So, I mean, yeah. 898 00:29:08,040 --> 00:29:10,040 After he found a pair of high heels. 899 00:29:10,040 --> 00:29:14,040 If you catch your child with the opposite sex is undergarment. 900 00:29:14,040 --> 00:29:15,040 Don't burn them. 901 00:29:15,040 --> 00:29:16,040 Yeah. 902 00:29:16,040 --> 00:29:17,040 Don't burn them. 903 00:29:17,040 --> 00:29:18,040 Well, okay. 904 00:29:18,040 --> 00:29:19,040 The opposite sex. 905 00:29:19,040 --> 00:29:20,040 If they're wearing them, that's fine. 906 00:29:20,040 --> 00:29:22,040 If they're stealing them or taking them. 907 00:29:22,040 --> 00:29:26,040 But don't burn them because you're, you're raising a serial killer at that point. 908 00:29:26,040 --> 00:29:27,040 There's a switch. 909 00:29:27,040 --> 00:29:28,040 So. 910 00:29:28,040 --> 00:29:29,040 All right. 911 00:29:29,040 --> 00:29:35,040 So Ted finds Sam in the auto shop where she opens up to him about her family for getting her birthday and her feelings for Jake. 912 00:29:35,040 --> 00:29:40,040 Tell, tell them Ted tells her Jake asked her about her and Sam. 913 00:29:40,040 --> 00:29:41,040 Yeah. 914 00:29:41,040 --> 00:29:42,040 Right. 915 00:29:42,040 --> 00:29:43,040 He's my boy. 916 00:29:43,040 --> 00:29:49,040 And Sam excitedly asks if she should talk to Jake or wait for him to come to her. 917 00:29:49,040 --> 00:29:56,040 Ted, despite his feelings for Sam, which is arguable, encourages her to approach Jake. 918 00:29:56,040 --> 00:30:01,040 Before she leaves, Ted tells her about his bed and asked to borrow her panties. 919 00:30:01,040 --> 00:30:08,040 Later in the boys' bathroom, Bryce, Cliff and Ted charged the other geeks $1 to see Sam's underwear. 920 00:30:08,040 --> 00:30:10,040 There's so many problems here. 921 00:30:10,040 --> 00:30:14,040 They like totally glossed over the fact that he tries to mount her. 922 00:30:14,040 --> 00:30:16,040 Well, there is in a dollar. 923 00:30:16,040 --> 00:30:19,040 In my opinion, a dollar is way too much money to see. 924 00:30:19,040 --> 00:30:21,040 That's not for these kids. 925 00:30:21,040 --> 00:30:22,040 And they made like what's. 926 00:30:22,040 --> 00:30:23,040 What's your, what's your, what's your pain? 927 00:30:23,040 --> 00:30:25,040 What did you use to pay back in the day? 928 00:30:25,040 --> 00:30:27,040 Twenty five cents. 929 00:30:27,040 --> 00:30:31,040 But, I mean, twenty five cents more than high school. 930 00:30:31,040 --> 00:30:32,040 I don't know. 931 00:30:32,040 --> 00:30:33,040 Yeah. 932 00:30:33,040 --> 00:30:35,040 Who's, who's underwear were you seeing for twenty five cents? 933 00:30:35,040 --> 00:30:36,040 That's what I want to know. 934 00:30:36,040 --> 00:30:37,040 My own. 935 00:30:37,040 --> 00:30:40,040 Going back. 936 00:30:40,040 --> 00:30:43,040 You're seeing. 937 00:30:43,040 --> 00:30:45,040 I don't want to talk about it. 938 00:30:45,040 --> 00:30:48,040 I'm happy flashback right now. 939 00:30:48,040 --> 00:30:49,040 I really don't want to talk about it. 940 00:30:49,040 --> 00:30:50,040 Yeah. 941 00:30:50,040 --> 00:30:51,040 So, yeah. 942 00:30:51,040 --> 00:30:54,040 So like big gloss over that he like tries to mount her. 943 00:30:54,040 --> 00:30:55,040 Twice. 944 00:30:55,040 --> 00:31:00,040 And again, something I didn't get is that she mentions basically that she can tell he's. 945 00:31:00,040 --> 00:31:03,040 Excited in some way because of her leg. 946 00:31:03,040 --> 00:31:04,040 He has an erection. 947 00:31:04,040 --> 00:31:05,040 Yeah. 948 00:31:05,040 --> 00:31:08,040 Never notice that the first time watching the first, but he, but he doesn't. 949 00:31:08,040 --> 00:31:11,040 He has a role of search in his pocket. 950 00:31:11,040 --> 00:31:13,040 Remember he pulls him out. 951 00:31:13,040 --> 00:31:14,040 That's right. 952 00:31:14,040 --> 00:31:15,040 Hey, he pulls him out. 953 00:31:15,040 --> 00:31:18,040 He says I'm fresh breath is very important to me. 954 00:31:18,040 --> 00:31:19,040 Oh, right. Okay. 955 00:31:19,040 --> 00:31:20,040 Okay. 956 00:31:20,040 --> 00:31:22,040 So he doesn't really have an erection. 957 00:31:22,040 --> 00:31:26,040 I mean, he doesn't want to talk about that. 958 00:31:26,040 --> 00:31:27,040 Correlation. 959 00:31:27,040 --> 00:31:29,040 Good word. 960 00:31:29,040 --> 00:31:30,040 But yeah, he does. 961 00:31:30,040 --> 00:31:33,040 He tries to mount her and I mean, he comes across as being. 962 00:31:33,040 --> 00:31:37,040 Like he, he finally, in some times he'll drop his like. 963 00:31:37,040 --> 00:31:38,040 I'm awesome persona. 964 00:31:38,040 --> 00:31:42,040 And he talks about for a while how he's never bad to babe. 965 00:31:42,040 --> 00:31:43,040 But there's a rumor that he has. 966 00:31:43,040 --> 00:31:45,040 So he feels like he has to act this way. 967 00:31:45,040 --> 00:31:46,040 It doesn't. 968 00:31:46,040 --> 00:31:47,040 It's great. 969 00:31:47,040 --> 00:31:48,040 He says, yeah. 970 00:31:48,040 --> 00:31:49,040 Yeah. 971 00:31:49,040 --> 00:31:51,040 It helps you understand why he is the way he is, but it doesn't necessarily excuse. 972 00:31:51,040 --> 00:31:54,040 He's got a rep for bagging a babe in sixth grade. 973 00:31:54,040 --> 00:31:55,040 He said he did. 974 00:31:55,040 --> 00:31:56,040 He says a lot of things. 975 00:31:56,040 --> 00:31:57,040 But he said he did. 976 00:31:57,040 --> 00:31:59,040 Amanda, he said he did. 977 00:31:59,040 --> 00:32:00,040 I just agree. 978 00:32:00,040 --> 00:32:01,040 Hey, hey. 979 00:32:01,040 --> 00:32:06,040 Farmer Ted might be a lot of things, but he's not a fucking liar. 980 00:32:06,040 --> 00:32:09,040 Everything he says in this movie is true. 981 00:32:09,040 --> 00:32:13,040 I will defend farmer Ted to my dying day. 982 00:32:13,040 --> 00:32:14,040 He's not a liar. 983 00:32:14,040 --> 00:32:20,040 He might be a sex reporter and there might be five dead hookers in his basement by 10 years 984 00:32:20,040 --> 00:32:21,040 from this showing. 985 00:32:21,040 --> 00:32:24,040 But he does not fucking lie about it. 986 00:32:24,040 --> 00:32:27,040 Where they were, who they were and how he killed him. 987 00:32:27,040 --> 00:32:28,040 Yes. 988 00:32:28,040 --> 00:32:32,040 When the cops show up at his doorstep, he says, they're in the basement, boys. 989 00:32:32,040 --> 00:32:34,040 What took you to law? 990 00:32:34,040 --> 00:32:39,040 It's like what took you so long. 991 00:32:39,040 --> 00:32:42,040 Because farmer Ted doesn't fucking tell a lie. 992 00:32:42,040 --> 00:32:43,040 Okay. 993 00:32:43,040 --> 00:32:45,040 So you go ahead. 994 00:32:45,040 --> 00:32:51,040 I don't want to imply the wrong Jew. 995 00:32:51,040 --> 00:32:52,040 Perkowitz. 996 00:32:52,040 --> 00:32:53,040 Perkowitz. 997 00:32:53,040 --> 00:32:54,040 Perkowitz. 998 00:32:54,040 --> 00:32:55,040 Perkowitz. 999 00:32:55,040 --> 00:32:58,040 So it's on the same who said what took you so long. 1000 00:32:58,040 --> 00:32:59,040 It was him. 1001 00:32:59,040 --> 00:33:00,040 Yeah. 1002 00:33:00,040 --> 00:33:01,040 Yeah. 1003 00:33:01,040 --> 00:33:02,040 He didn't even. 1004 00:33:02,040 --> 00:33:03,040 Was him. 1005 00:33:03,040 --> 00:33:05,040 I was thinking it was. 1006 00:33:05,040 --> 00:33:08,040 The guy who all the clown guy. 1007 00:33:08,040 --> 00:33:09,040 What was his name? 1008 00:33:09,040 --> 00:33:10,040 Oh. 1009 00:33:10,040 --> 00:33:12,040 Oh shit. 1010 00:33:12,040 --> 00:33:16,040 My dad. 1011 00:33:16,040 --> 00:33:18,040 Who's the clown? 1012 00:33:18,040 --> 00:33:19,040 Yeah. 1013 00:33:19,040 --> 00:33:21,040 He was wrinkles or winkles or something. 1014 00:33:21,040 --> 00:33:22,040 I don't know. 1015 00:33:22,040 --> 00:33:23,040 Oh God. 1016 00:33:23,040 --> 00:33:24,040 Why can't I remember his name? 1017 00:33:24,040 --> 00:33:25,040 Please look his name up. 1018 00:33:25,040 --> 00:33:26,040 I'm doing it. 1019 00:33:26,040 --> 00:33:27,040 I'm doing it. 1020 00:33:27,040 --> 00:33:28,040 You keep reading it. 1021 00:33:28,040 --> 00:33:29,040 Okay. 1022 00:33:29,040 --> 00:33:30,040 Okay. 1023 00:33:30,040 --> 00:33:31,040 So at Jake's house. 1024 00:33:31,040 --> 00:33:32,040 Gates. 1025 00:33:32,040 --> 00:33:34,040 Party at Jake's house, which again is kind of school. 1026 00:33:34,040 --> 00:33:35,040 Here we go. 1027 00:33:35,040 --> 00:33:36,040 Okay. 1028 00:33:36,040 --> 00:33:37,040 John Wayne. 1029 00:33:37,040 --> 00:33:42,040 Alright, so back to 16 candles, which is nothing like John Wayne Gacy. 1030 00:33:42,040 --> 00:33:44,040 That's what Ted's going to grow up to. 1031 00:33:44,040 --> 00:33:45,040 Right. 1032 00:33:45,040 --> 00:33:47,040 Oh, maybe is this the origin story for John Wayne Gacy? 1033 00:33:47,040 --> 00:33:48,040 There you go. 1034 00:33:48,040 --> 00:33:49,040 That was to two. 1035 00:33:49,040 --> 00:33:50,040 I don't reckon. 1036 00:33:50,040 --> 00:33:51,040 All right. 1037 00:33:51,040 --> 00:33:54,040 So, you know, he would have to be like. 1038 00:33:54,040 --> 00:33:57,040 He'd have to be like Dom or somebody, right? 1039 00:33:57,040 --> 00:34:00,040 So in the candles cinematic universe. 1040 00:34:00,040 --> 00:34:01,040 Right. 1041 00:34:01,040 --> 00:34:04,040 In the in the SCU. 1042 00:34:04,040 --> 00:34:08,040 I don't know. 1043 00:34:08,040 --> 00:34:12,040 Yeah, no. 1044 00:34:12,040 --> 00:34:13,040 It's too season. 1045 00:34:13,040 --> 00:34:15,040 In the cinematic universe. 1046 00:34:15,040 --> 00:34:16,040 That's CCU. 1047 00:34:16,040 --> 00:34:17,040 Yeah. 1048 00:34:17,040 --> 00:34:18,040 CCU. 1049 00:34:18,040 --> 00:34:19,040 Sounds like a university. 1050 00:34:19,040 --> 00:34:21,040 All right. 1051 00:34:21,040 --> 00:34:22,040 We're Ted guys. 1052 00:34:22,040 --> 00:34:23,040 We're Ted. 1053 00:34:23,040 --> 00:34:26,040 Two guys online degree for VCR repair. 1054 00:34:26,040 --> 00:34:27,040 Yeah. 1055 00:34:27,040 --> 00:34:28,040 Serial killing. 1056 00:34:28,040 --> 00:34:30,040 Get a minor in that. 1057 00:34:30,040 --> 00:34:33,040 So at Jake's house, Caroline and her friends have started a wide 1058 00:34:33,040 --> 00:34:35,040 party. 1059 00:34:35,040 --> 00:34:38,040 Jake, angry with Caroline, retreats to his bedroom and tries 1060 00:34:38,040 --> 00:34:41,040 calling Sam, but her grandparents yell at him for waking 1061 00:34:41,040 --> 00:34:44,040 them up and tell him Sam isn't interested. 1062 00:34:44,040 --> 00:34:47,040 After the party ends, Jake is furious at the damage. 1063 00:34:47,040 --> 00:34:49,040 Can we wait? 1064 00:34:49,040 --> 00:34:50,040 Can we address? 1065 00:34:50,040 --> 00:34:51,040 Okay. 1066 00:34:51,040 --> 00:34:52,040 Now. 1067 00:34:52,040 --> 00:34:56,040 The part where he calls her house. 1068 00:34:56,040 --> 00:34:57,040 Yeah. 1069 00:34:57,040 --> 00:34:58,040 Where does he get her number? 1070 00:34:58,040 --> 00:35:02,040 Because they establish in the very beginning of the movie. 1071 00:35:02,040 --> 00:35:06,040 The dad says as they're all trying to leave her work in school 1072 00:35:06,040 --> 00:35:08,040 that day, that she's late. 1073 00:35:08,040 --> 00:35:09,040 She's got her own phone line. 1074 00:35:09,040 --> 00:35:12,040 I had to have my own phone line when I was her age. 1075 00:35:12,040 --> 00:35:14,040 How does maybe there's a delete. 1076 00:35:14,040 --> 00:35:16,040 It's like there's no way he. 1077 00:35:16,040 --> 00:35:18,040 I mean, unless it was in the phone. 1078 00:35:18,040 --> 00:35:20,040 Well, he's looking in the yearbook. 1079 00:35:20,040 --> 00:35:21,040 And then he just. 1080 00:35:21,040 --> 00:35:23,040 Maybe maybe we missed the seat. 1081 00:35:23,040 --> 00:35:24,040 Like he looks up. 1082 00:35:24,040 --> 00:35:25,040 Ah, yes. 1083 00:35:25,040 --> 00:35:28,040 I do remember the yellow pages. 1084 00:35:28,040 --> 00:35:29,040 Yeah. 1085 00:35:29,040 --> 00:35:32,040 And the, the, that's right. 1086 00:35:32,040 --> 00:35:34,040 And the corresponding white pages. 1087 00:35:34,040 --> 00:35:35,040 Yes. 1088 00:35:35,040 --> 00:35:36,040 Maybe. 1089 00:35:36,040 --> 00:35:37,040 Yeah. 1090 00:35:37,040 --> 00:35:38,040 White. 1091 00:35:38,040 --> 00:35:40,040 Maybe that's how it happened. 1092 00:35:40,040 --> 00:35:41,040 Yeah. 1093 00:35:41,040 --> 00:35:43,040 I mean, cause if you, if you just watched the movie, 1094 00:35:43,040 --> 00:35:46,040 it looks like he gets it out of the yearbook, which obviously does. 1095 00:35:46,040 --> 00:35:47,040 No. 1096 00:35:47,040 --> 00:35:48,040 Yeah. 1097 00:35:48,040 --> 00:35:51,040 Do you think a second number would be? 1098 00:35:51,040 --> 00:35:52,040 I can't remember. 1099 00:35:52,040 --> 00:35:56,040 I'm trying to remember any friend that had it growing up that had a second line. 1100 00:35:56,040 --> 00:36:01,040 I mean, it could be, but at the same time I knew a lot of numbers, but you could ask them to not be listed. 1101 00:36:01,040 --> 00:36:06,040 I think by default, they would be listed, but you could ask like, this is my kid's private number. 1102 00:36:06,040 --> 00:36:07,040 Let's not list it. 1103 00:36:07,040 --> 00:36:09,040 But I don't think it's out of the realm of possibility. 1104 00:36:09,040 --> 00:36:10,040 Right. 1105 00:36:10,040 --> 00:36:12,040 But it wouldn't be listed under her name, right? 1106 00:36:12,040 --> 00:36:17,040 He would have like, I'm saying, like, if a friend had it, let's, we're going back to your friend. 1107 00:36:17,040 --> 00:36:18,040 Or to just be like. 1108 00:36:18,040 --> 00:36:22,040 It would just be, it would just be the second number under. 1109 00:36:22,040 --> 00:36:23,040 His name. 1110 00:36:23,040 --> 00:36:26,040 Or whoever's on the bill. 1111 00:36:26,040 --> 00:36:28,040 I'm assuming back then it was probably. 1112 00:36:28,040 --> 00:36:30,040 But yeah, it would just be the dad. 1113 00:36:30,040 --> 00:36:31,040 It would just be the so. 1114 00:36:31,040 --> 00:36:35,040 I mean, all the second number, because if I saw that, I'd be like, that's her dad's office number. 1115 00:36:35,040 --> 00:36:36,040 So he'd have to look up. 1116 00:36:36,040 --> 00:36:38,040 He'd have to look up her last name in the yearbook. 1117 00:36:38,040 --> 00:36:40,040 Then go to white paint is Baker. 1118 00:36:40,040 --> 00:36:41,040 I'm sure. 1119 00:36:41,040 --> 00:36:44,040 I'm sure in Chicago where they live, there's only a few bakers. 1120 00:36:44,040 --> 00:36:45,040 Yeah. 1121 00:36:45,040 --> 00:36:46,040 Yeah. 1122 00:36:46,040 --> 00:36:51,040 Maybe he called the regular line, but because the parents are a dinner at this point, right? 1123 00:36:51,040 --> 00:36:53,040 Yeah. 1124 00:36:53,040 --> 00:36:54,040 Yeah. 1125 00:36:54,040 --> 00:36:56,040 We haven't got what we mentioned that yet. 1126 00:36:56,040 --> 00:37:02,040 If you got the right house and I don't know if the synopsis even goes into the in law thing, but we'll get to that. 1127 00:37:02,040 --> 00:37:05,040 If he calls the right house and calls the baby. 1128 00:37:05,040 --> 00:37:06,040 Yeah. 1129 00:37:06,040 --> 00:37:09,040 But they don't, they don't, they don't establish that. 1130 00:37:09,040 --> 00:37:14,040 He just, I remember as a kid thinking that the grandparents were kind of dicks to him, but then I realized. 1131 00:37:14,040 --> 00:37:25,040 Yeah, because the closed caption was on very first time he calls, right as the grandmother picks up, he says, eat me into the phone and hangs it up, which doesn't make any sense. 1132 00:37:25,040 --> 00:37:28,040 I, is he saying it to telephone? 1133 00:37:28,040 --> 00:37:29,040 Yeah. 1134 00:37:29,040 --> 00:37:32,040 Well, you're calling a girl that you're really interested. 1135 00:37:32,040 --> 00:37:34,040 You're going to say eat me and hang up. 1136 00:37:34,040 --> 00:37:36,040 Let's see, Brad. 1137 00:37:36,040 --> 00:37:37,040 He's a cool guy. 1138 00:37:37,040 --> 00:37:39,040 We weren't a cool guy. 1139 00:37:39,040 --> 00:37:41,040 Maybe that's what the cool guy said. 1140 00:37:41,040 --> 00:37:45,040 Yeah, I would have been like, whatever, but I was an cool guy. 1141 00:37:45,040 --> 00:37:46,040 I would have been. 1142 00:37:46,040 --> 00:37:50,040 No, the third phone call would have been like, we can hear you breathing. 1143 00:37:50,040 --> 00:37:52,040 What are you going to do? And then it would have been click. 1144 00:37:52,040 --> 00:37:53,040 I would have hung up. Yeah. 1145 00:37:53,040 --> 00:37:54,040 Yeah. 1146 00:37:54,040 --> 00:37:57,040 It would have been like once and then that would have been it. 1147 00:37:57,040 --> 00:37:58,040 I wouldn't call back. 1148 00:37:58,040 --> 00:37:59,040 But I don't do phones. 1149 00:37:59,040 --> 00:38:01,040 You wouldn't call at all. 1150 00:38:01,040 --> 00:38:02,040 You would have taken me. 1151 00:38:02,040 --> 00:38:04,040 I don't, I only call in middle school. 1152 00:38:04,040 --> 00:38:09,040 They're in high school in this, even though Jake Ryan's 24, but they're in high school. 1153 00:38:09,040 --> 00:38:11,040 I remember one time I did, I did call. 1154 00:38:11,040 --> 00:38:17,040 I did call someone in elementary school had a crush on and I actually talked to her for 1155 00:38:17,040 --> 00:38:19,040 a little bit and they didn't know who I was. 1156 00:38:19,040 --> 00:38:24,040 And then the next, it wasn't the next day at school, but like the next week or whatever. 1157 00:38:24,040 --> 00:38:29,040 I had class with her twin sister and they figured out it was me that called and the twin sister 1158 00:38:29,040 --> 00:38:30,040 laughed her head off. 1159 00:38:30,040 --> 00:38:32,040 And I was like, fuck you, you bitch. 1160 00:38:32,040 --> 00:38:35,040 I am so sorry to hear that. 1161 00:38:35,040 --> 00:38:39,040 I had no idea that kid that must have been awful. 1162 00:38:39,040 --> 00:38:40,040 Oh, yeah. 1163 00:38:40,040 --> 00:38:42,040 Oh, it's still hard today. 1164 00:38:42,040 --> 00:38:49,040 Really. 1165 00:38:49,040 --> 00:38:51,040 Because they were like the first sheet. 1166 00:38:51,040 --> 00:38:53,040 That's real sick. 1167 00:38:53,040 --> 00:38:54,040 Yeah. 1168 00:38:54,040 --> 00:38:55,040 Yeah. 1169 00:38:55,040 --> 00:38:56,040 She, I mean, she, she didn't know who I was. 1170 00:38:56,040 --> 00:38:58,040 So she talked me for a bit. 1171 00:38:58,040 --> 00:39:04,040 And then, and then she was like, okay, well, and I said, well, you know, we have a class and all that. 1172 00:39:04,040 --> 00:39:06,040 And then I had a class with her twin sister. 1173 00:39:06,040 --> 00:39:10,040 And her twin sister realized that to what I was the one who called and she started laughing her head off. 1174 00:39:10,040 --> 00:39:11,040 Yeah. 1175 00:39:11,040 --> 00:39:13,040 So anyway, let's move back to a more happier time. 1176 00:39:13,040 --> 00:39:14,040 Sixteen. 1177 00:39:14,040 --> 00:39:19,040 We don't have to go into names here, but were you friends with those twins for a while? 1178 00:39:19,040 --> 00:39:21,040 Like, do I know those twins as the only twins? 1179 00:39:21,040 --> 00:39:22,040 Yeah. 1180 00:39:22,040 --> 00:39:23,040 No. 1181 00:39:23,040 --> 00:39:26,040 Because I know I said a twins that you knew in delight. 1182 00:39:26,040 --> 00:39:27,040 Oh, no. 1183 00:39:27,040 --> 00:39:29,040 It's okay. 1184 00:39:29,040 --> 00:39:31,040 I'm not judging. 1185 00:39:31,040 --> 00:39:33,040 I just didn't know if maybe those were the twins. 1186 00:39:33,040 --> 00:39:35,040 I don't know that you don't know these. 1187 00:39:35,040 --> 00:39:36,040 Okay. 1188 00:39:36,040 --> 00:39:41,040 So Jacob's was there like, uh, I don't, I'm not, I'm not going to. 1189 00:39:41,040 --> 00:39:42,040 Yeah. 1190 00:39:42,040 --> 00:39:43,040 All right. 1191 00:39:43,040 --> 00:39:45,040 So, um, it was that. 1192 00:39:45,040 --> 00:39:46,040 It was at Westmore Brook. 1193 00:39:46,040 --> 00:39:47,040 They went to Millbrook. 1194 00:39:47,040 --> 00:39:48,040 I never saw them again. 1195 00:39:48,040 --> 00:39:49,040 So, okay. 1196 00:39:49,040 --> 00:39:53,040 That was one of the nice things about our middle school is just about everybody went to a different high school. 1197 00:39:53,040 --> 00:39:54,040 Yeah, but it wasn't good. 1198 00:39:54,040 --> 00:39:55,040 To be honest, it wasn't good. 1199 00:39:55,040 --> 00:39:59,040 The first year, but after that, you're like, yeah, you're like, oh, it was kind of nice to like reset. 1200 00:39:59,040 --> 00:40:05,040 We're starting here. So, yeah. Yeah. So, all right. So, Jake is furious at the damage left behind by the party. 1201 00:40:05,040 --> 00:40:11,040 He finds Ted hiding under a glass coffee table after he has angered some jocks by not. 1202 00:40:11,040 --> 00:40:12,040 All right. 1203 00:40:12,040 --> 00:40:17,040 He is trapped under that. 1204 00:40:17,040 --> 00:40:19,040 Coffee that is a coffee table. 1205 00:40:19,040 --> 00:40:20,040 I agree. 1206 00:40:20,040 --> 00:40:21,040 Who has a coffee table like that? 1207 00:40:21,040 --> 00:40:24,040 I don't know why it was so heavy. 1208 00:40:24,040 --> 00:40:25,040 Right. 1209 00:40:25,040 --> 00:40:26,040 Yeah. 1210 00:40:26,040 --> 00:40:27,040 Here's the thing. 1211 00:40:27,040 --> 00:40:36,040 Okay, let's let's play out what actually had to happen there. Right. Because when the he's sitting down at the couch, he pulls up two beer bottles and finally sees the eyeball. 1212 00:40:36,040 --> 00:40:44,040 And then he clears the whole thing off. So what had to happen because earlier than I, he, I assume it was the big guys that did it to him. Right. 1213 00:40:44,040 --> 00:40:45,040 Right. 1214 00:40:45,040 --> 00:40:51,040 Earlier than I, he knocks over their beer tower. I assume they had, they had to clear that table off. 1215 00:40:51,040 --> 00:40:59,040 Pick him, put him under it, pick the table up, put him under it, and then put all that shit back on the table like it looked like people just put. 1216 00:40:59,040 --> 00:41:03,040 Or people just kept putting it on the rest of the night and ignored the geek under the key. 1217 00:41:03,040 --> 00:41:07,040 You think they just let him be under there for that long? And he was just, I don't know. 1218 00:41:07,040 --> 00:41:14,040 Yeah, it's kind of ridiculous. And it was the table so heavy, he couldn't lift it, which it kind of implied. Yeah, but that's a really heavy table. 1219 00:41:14,040 --> 00:41:15,040 Right. 1220 00:41:15,040 --> 00:41:22,040 And just, that let's just, let's just, can we talk about the party for a minute, how. Yeah, sure, please, the party was insane. 1221 00:41:22,040 --> 00:41:23,040 Yeah. 1222 00:41:23,040 --> 00:41:24,040 Fucking crazy. 1223 00:41:24,040 --> 00:41:34,040 Like they pull in, like it shows the party starting, like the house is rolled or TP or whatever people call it, but we called it rolled down here, North Carolina with toilet paper on it. 1224 00:41:34,040 --> 00:41:43,040 Like I don't, I don't remember ever going to call or high school or college party where I brought my, brought extra toilet paper and then rolled the house as I was walking in. 1225 00:41:43,040 --> 00:41:46,040 But apparently that's what these people did in Chicago. 1226 00:41:46,040 --> 00:41:49,040 For the paper out of the house, out of Jake's house and rolled the tree. 1227 00:41:49,040 --> 00:41:54,040 Do you remember those times when toilet paper was readily available and could be used. 1228 00:41:54,040 --> 00:41:57,040 That's where we're arbitrating. 1229 00:41:57,040 --> 00:41:58,040 Right. 1230 00:41:58,040 --> 00:42:01,040 We're living in COVID-19 quarantine right now. 1231 00:42:01,040 --> 00:42:03,040 Yeah, it's really. 1232 00:42:03,040 --> 00:42:05,040 Let's grab our mom's jewelry and throw that in a tree. 1233 00:42:05,040 --> 00:42:12,040 Yeah, basically what they did was they increased the value of Jake's house by a couple thousand dollars by putting toilet paper in the tree. 1234 00:42:12,040 --> 00:42:14,040 We really are. 1235 00:42:14,040 --> 00:42:19,040 Yeah, look at these rich fucking assholes who could just hang toilet paper for the trees. 1236 00:42:19,040 --> 00:42:25,040 That's us are rashing it off like it's, you know, it's exactly bullion. 1237 00:42:25,040 --> 00:42:29,040 One square for bowel movement and they're over there just throwing it in the tree. 1238 00:42:29,040 --> 00:42:31,040 The trees look like I got nothing to lose. 1239 00:42:31,040 --> 00:42:34,040 They got a bunch of fucking bidets probably. 1240 00:42:34,040 --> 00:42:36,040 They don't even need toilet paper. 1241 00:42:36,040 --> 00:42:37,040 They probably do. 1242 00:42:37,040 --> 00:42:42,040 They're probably French. 1243 00:42:42,040 --> 00:42:43,040 All right. 1244 00:42:43,040 --> 00:42:46,040 We love our French viewers or listeners. 1245 00:42:46,040 --> 00:42:47,040 I mean, they do. 1246 00:42:47,040 --> 00:42:48,040 Yeah, please, France. 1247 00:42:48,040 --> 00:42:49,040 I love you. 1248 00:42:49,040 --> 00:42:51,040 Thank you for wine, which I'm. 1249 00:42:51,040 --> 00:42:54,040 It's Italian that I'm drinking, but it's close enough. 1250 00:42:54,040 --> 00:42:56,040 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 1251 00:42:56,040 --> 00:42:58,040 Where Americans were ignorant. 1252 00:42:58,040 --> 00:42:59,040 We don't know geography. 1253 00:42:59,040 --> 00:43:00,040 Moving on. 1254 00:43:00,040 --> 00:43:01,040 Yeah. 1255 00:43:01,040 --> 00:43:07,040 Yeah, back to the party. 1256 00:43:07,040 --> 00:43:12,040 There's the scene where the weights from long dogs girlfriend fall through the floor. 1257 00:43:12,040 --> 00:43:16,040 Through the roof, through the floor and into the wine cell. 1258 00:43:16,040 --> 00:43:18,040 How many lines are buying? 1259 00:43:18,040 --> 00:43:20,040 Yeah, I know. 1260 00:43:20,040 --> 00:43:21,040 Such a such a. 1261 00:43:21,040 --> 00:43:22,040 You were bad. 1262 00:43:22,040 --> 00:43:24,040 Yeah, that was horrible. 1263 00:43:24,040 --> 00:43:27,040 And you were really hung up on the bubbles coming out of the air vent. 1264 00:43:27,040 --> 00:43:28,040 And what the hell? 1265 00:43:28,040 --> 00:43:29,040 How does that happen? 1266 00:43:29,040 --> 00:43:31,040 There's an air vent on the side of the wall. 1267 00:43:31,040 --> 00:43:34,040 And there's just like bubbles pop like fuzz. 1268 00:43:34,040 --> 00:43:36,040 I mean, like fizz coming out. 1269 00:43:36,040 --> 00:43:38,040 I mean, wow. 1270 00:43:38,040 --> 00:43:41,040 It's a good bubble bath into the air vent. 1271 00:43:41,040 --> 00:43:42,040 How are you here? 1272 00:43:42,040 --> 00:43:49,040 He was really wanting to make sure that you got the feeling that this was a wild party. 1273 00:43:49,040 --> 00:43:53,040 And I think Brock, you mentioned before that there's pizza everywhere. 1274 00:43:53,040 --> 00:43:55,040 Half eaten boxes everywhere. 1275 00:43:55,040 --> 00:43:59,040 And of course, there's the iconic scene of the pizza on the turntable. 1276 00:43:59,040 --> 00:44:00,040 Right. 1277 00:44:00,040 --> 00:44:06,040 And the music which you know, that's just enough. 1278 00:44:06,040 --> 00:44:09,040 Yeah, there's boxes like in every cabinet on every account. 1279 00:44:09,040 --> 00:44:13,040 Yeah, a little later when Jake and the geek are talking, he's making the martinis. 1280 00:44:13,040 --> 00:44:15,040 They're listening to Frank Sinatra. 1281 00:44:15,040 --> 00:44:19,040 There's like pizzas hanging out of each level of the cabinet in the kitchen. 1282 00:44:19,040 --> 00:44:20,040 Yeah. 1283 00:44:20,040 --> 00:44:25,040 I mean, I mean, I was supposed to see that this was a wild party and that Jake is rich. 1284 00:44:25,040 --> 00:44:29,040 But my God, he's going to have to have contractors in there before his parents get home. 1285 00:44:29,040 --> 00:44:31,040 I hope they're gone for like two weeks yet. 1286 00:44:31,040 --> 00:44:33,040 Maybe his parents are the kind of parents. 1287 00:44:33,040 --> 00:44:36,040 Yeah, if they're rich, they're in Europe for a month, you know, like. 1288 00:44:36,040 --> 00:44:38,040 It's going to have to be. 1289 00:44:38,040 --> 00:44:40,040 Is this going to take a house for it? 1290 00:44:40,040 --> 00:44:42,040 I mean, I get your parents. 1291 00:44:42,040 --> 00:44:43,040 I'm sorry. 1292 00:44:43,040 --> 00:44:45,040 Wait, wait, wait, Amanda. 1293 00:44:45,040 --> 00:44:46,040 He drives. 1294 00:44:46,040 --> 00:44:48,040 He drives a Ferrari. 1295 00:44:48,040 --> 00:44:50,040 He gives his. 1296 00:44:50,040 --> 00:44:51,040 He gives. 1297 00:44:51,040 --> 00:44:52,040 He gives. 1298 00:44:52,040 --> 00:44:53,040 He gives. 1299 00:44:53,040 --> 00:44:55,040 He gives him the Rolls Royce. 1300 00:44:55,040 --> 00:44:56,040 Yeah. 1301 00:44:56,040 --> 00:45:00,040 He's got a fucking American Express black car to some shit like that. 1302 00:45:00,040 --> 00:45:01,040 And the parents never. 1303 00:45:01,040 --> 00:45:02,040 Yeah. 1304 00:45:02,040 --> 00:45:03,040 I'm not. 1305 00:45:03,040 --> 00:45:04,040 He's he's confining. 1306 00:45:04,040 --> 00:45:05,040 It's the fixing of the house. 1307 00:45:05,040 --> 00:45:06,040 I'm not worried about that. 1308 00:45:06,040 --> 00:45:07,040 The timeframe. 1309 00:45:07,040 --> 00:45:08,040 Maybe not. 1310 00:45:08,040 --> 00:45:09,040 But he ain't doing shit. 1311 00:45:09,040 --> 00:45:11,040 I mean, although. 1312 00:45:11,040 --> 00:45:14,040 You cut to the house. 1313 00:45:14,040 --> 00:45:16,040 The next day. 1314 00:45:16,040 --> 00:45:21,040 And I mean, Samantha and him are not sitting in a bunch of shit. 1315 00:45:21,040 --> 00:45:22,040 I mean, right. 1316 00:45:22,040 --> 00:45:24,040 The diagram's completely clean. 1317 00:45:24,040 --> 00:45:25,040 The table is sitting. 1318 00:45:25,040 --> 00:45:26,040 Surprisingly clean. 1319 00:45:26,040 --> 00:45:27,040 Yes. 1320 00:45:27,040 --> 00:45:28,040 Maybe they're on the team. 1321 00:45:28,040 --> 00:45:29,040 Maybe they're on the table. 1322 00:45:29,040 --> 00:45:32,040 Because there's shit all over the floor. 1323 00:45:32,040 --> 00:45:33,040 Anyway. 1324 00:45:33,040 --> 00:45:35,040 So, um, yeah. 1325 00:45:35,040 --> 00:45:37,040 Hey, there might be. 1326 00:45:37,040 --> 00:45:38,040 Got it. 1327 00:45:38,040 --> 00:45:40,040 Thought it was something I was going to mention. 1328 00:45:40,040 --> 00:45:42,040 Not completely forgot about it. 1329 00:45:42,040 --> 00:45:46,040 We have to. 1330 00:45:46,040 --> 00:45:49,040 They don't mention they haven't mentioned or does it mention soon here? 1331 00:45:49,040 --> 00:45:51,040 The fucking great scene. 1332 00:45:51,040 --> 00:45:54,040 Of the in-laws meeting one other. 1333 00:45:54,040 --> 00:45:55,040 I don't think so. 1334 00:45:55,040 --> 00:45:56,040 The in-laws are mentioned here. 1335 00:45:56,040 --> 00:45:57,040 The in-laws are mentioned. 1336 00:45:57,040 --> 00:46:00,040 I mean, this is a Wikipedia synopsis. 1337 00:46:00,040 --> 00:46:01,040 We're only going to hide. 1338 00:46:01,040 --> 00:46:02,040 We can go. 1339 00:46:02,040 --> 00:46:03,040 Okay. 1340 00:46:03,040 --> 00:46:04,040 That scene. 1341 00:46:04,040 --> 00:46:06,040 So it's, it's. 1342 00:46:06,040 --> 00:46:08,040 It's Sam's parents. 1343 00:46:08,040 --> 00:46:12,600 with her older sister, Jenny, meeting Carl's his name, right? 1344 00:46:12,600 --> 00:46:13,760 The fiancee? 1345 00:46:13,760 --> 00:46:15,120 - No, Carl's, he's a janitor. 1346 00:46:15,120 --> 00:46:17,080 - No, Carl's a janitor. - No, Carl's a janitor. 1347 00:46:17,080 --> 00:46:20,080 - Yeah, Rudy is his name, or yeah, Rudy's his name 1348 00:46:20,080 --> 00:46:21,000 in this one, yeah. 1349 00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:22,080 - He's a bow monk. 1350 00:46:22,080 --> 00:46:23,640 - He's a bow monk. - Which I didn't know it was for. 1351 00:46:23,640 --> 00:46:24,760 - Yeah. 1352 00:46:24,760 --> 00:46:27,480 - And it's his parents, and the dads are talking, 1353 00:46:27,480 --> 00:46:31,080 and the Godfather theme is playing the love theme 1354 00:46:31,080 --> 00:46:33,080 or whatever is playing in the background. 1355 00:46:33,080 --> 00:46:35,000 - He's playing the music. - Yes. 1356 00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:37,840 - And that's, yeah, the music is great. 1357 00:46:37,840 --> 00:46:39,840 We didn't mention earlier during the dance 1358 00:46:39,840 --> 00:46:43,640 how they play the Spy Hunter, or Peter Gunn theme, 1359 00:46:43,640 --> 00:46:46,920 but it's from Spy Hunter, the arcade game at the time. 1360 00:46:46,920 --> 00:46:48,960 Like, they play that when the geeks are being shown, 1361 00:46:48,960 --> 00:46:53,960 like they're scanning across the geeks at the dance, 1362 00:46:53,960 --> 00:46:57,160 but yeah, love this line, I had to write down 1363 00:46:57,160 --> 00:46:58,320 because it's so great. 1364 00:46:58,320 --> 00:47:03,000 And he explains how he's into video game machines, 1365 00:47:03,000 --> 00:47:06,080 laundries, cigarette machines, and trucking. 1366 00:47:06,080 --> 00:47:07,640 And then he says, and this is the best part, 1367 00:47:07,640 --> 00:47:10,960 and he says, and I dabble in personal loans and politics. 1368 00:47:10,960 --> 00:47:12,320 - Yeah, yeah. 1369 00:47:12,320 --> 00:47:14,320 - So he's in the mums. - He's in the mums. 1370 00:47:14,320 --> 00:47:15,240 - Yeah, he's in the mums. 1371 00:47:15,240 --> 00:47:19,120 And the moms look, Sam's mom's look on the earner face 1372 00:47:19,120 --> 00:47:22,280 is just like, what the fuck are we getting? 1373 00:47:22,280 --> 00:47:25,320 Like, she's like-- - And the dead eye rolls, 1374 00:47:25,320 --> 00:47:28,240 I mean, the dead eye rolls at the end, yeah. 1375 00:47:28,240 --> 00:47:30,480 - He eye rolls when they're doing the shots, right? 1376 00:47:30,480 --> 00:47:32,400 They're right there. - Right there, right there. 1377 00:47:32,400 --> 00:47:34,560 - Well, but Sam's mom, like, fucking, I'm drinking. 1378 00:47:34,560 --> 00:47:35,400 This is crazy. 1379 00:47:35,400 --> 00:47:37,440 Like, but, you know, their daughter's getting married. 1380 00:47:37,440 --> 00:47:38,440 Hey, what's he say to them? 1381 00:47:38,440 --> 00:47:39,280 Well, they're gonna do the shots. 1382 00:47:39,280 --> 00:47:40,440 And he's like, do you do shots? 1383 00:47:40,440 --> 00:47:42,200 And then he says-- - I think the shots, yeah. 1384 00:47:42,200 --> 00:47:43,040 And he's like, woof it. 1385 00:47:43,040 --> 00:47:43,880 - Woof it. - Woof it. 1386 00:47:43,880 --> 00:47:44,720 That's it, woof it. 1387 00:47:44,720 --> 00:47:45,560 (laughing) 1388 00:47:45,560 --> 00:47:48,600 - I mean, like, the daughter's getting married. 1389 00:47:48,600 --> 00:47:50,760 She's date of this guy for six whole months. 1390 00:47:50,760 --> 00:47:51,880 - Six whole months. - Six whole months. 1391 00:47:51,880 --> 00:47:55,400 I've never had a guy, love me for six whole months. 1392 00:47:55,400 --> 00:47:57,200 - In a row? - In a row, that's right. 1393 00:47:57,200 --> 00:47:59,400 - In a row, yeah, yeah. 1394 00:47:59,400 --> 00:48:00,800 - Don't even know what that means, yeah. 1395 00:48:00,800 --> 00:48:02,560 - I don't know how these two people are sisters, 1396 00:48:02,560 --> 00:48:03,400 to be honest. 1397 00:48:03,400 --> 00:48:05,760 Jenny and Sam are so completely different. 1398 00:48:05,760 --> 00:48:09,240 - Oh, we haven't even talked about the little brother. 1399 00:48:09,240 --> 00:48:11,760 Mike is-- - We're gonna have to get into Mike. 1400 00:48:11,760 --> 00:48:13,760 We'll have to chat briefly about Mike. 1401 00:48:13,760 --> 00:48:15,440 Mike is not listed on Wikipedia. 1402 00:48:15,440 --> 00:48:18,320 Wikipedia has a fruit over Mike. 1403 00:48:18,320 --> 00:48:22,000 Possibly the best minor character in the entire movie. 1404 00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:26,360 But anyway, I remember the thing I wanted to mention is, 1405 00:48:26,360 --> 00:48:27,880 with all the pizza everywhere, 1406 00:48:27,880 --> 00:48:31,840 it's like a mid 30s guy's idea of a crazy high school party. 1407 00:48:31,840 --> 00:48:32,680 - Yep. - Like, 1408 00:48:32,680 --> 00:48:34,200 there'd have to be pizza everywhere. 1409 00:48:34,200 --> 00:48:36,920 - Yeah, they would order 20 pizzas 1410 00:48:36,920 --> 00:48:39,760 and then only had like two slices of every box. 1411 00:48:39,760 --> 00:48:41,560 'Cause it's like crazy. 1412 00:48:41,560 --> 00:48:44,400 And there'd be like foam coming out of the air conditioning thing. 1413 00:48:44,400 --> 00:48:46,600 Yeah, crazy. - No, wait, wait, hold on. 1414 00:48:46,600 --> 00:48:49,240 Brock, one caveat to your correct, 1415 00:48:49,240 --> 00:48:51,800 but it'd be a mid 30s guys. 1416 00:48:51,800 --> 00:48:54,640 What he thinks a crazy high school party is, 1417 00:48:54,640 --> 00:48:58,440 for a mid 30 guy who never went to a crazy high school party. 1418 00:48:58,440 --> 00:49:02,240 - True. - He never went. 1419 00:49:02,240 --> 00:49:04,480 'Cause I never went to one and I can totally buy into that. 1420 00:49:04,480 --> 00:49:07,600 - He was totally stuck in the party. 1421 00:49:07,600 --> 00:49:09,640 - I think you went to, I mean. 1422 00:49:09,640 --> 00:49:12,480 - I went to your party, but that doesn't look crazy, though. 1423 00:49:12,480 --> 00:49:15,600 I mean, yeah, well, you were in a mid 30s. 1424 00:49:15,600 --> 00:49:16,720 Yeah, you figured it out, but-- 1425 00:49:16,720 --> 00:49:17,840 - Oh, the mid 30s, that's true. 1426 00:49:17,840 --> 00:49:19,000 I was not-- - Yeah. 1427 00:49:19,000 --> 00:49:20,320 - Thank God. 1428 00:49:20,320 --> 00:49:23,360 So, all right, so let's see. 1429 00:49:23,360 --> 00:49:25,480 Oh, yeah, now it starts to get interesting. 1430 00:49:25,480 --> 00:49:29,760 So Ted gives Jake Sam's underwear 1431 00:49:29,760 --> 00:49:32,480 and tells him Sam is interested in him. 1432 00:49:32,480 --> 00:49:35,600 Jake says it's tired of his relationship with Caroline 1433 00:49:35,600 --> 00:49:39,160 and offers to let Ted drive a drunken Caroline home 1434 00:49:39,160 --> 00:49:41,240 in his father's Rolls Royce. 1435 00:49:41,240 --> 00:49:44,600 That is a gross oversimplification of that. 1436 00:49:44,600 --> 00:49:47,600 - He says, Jake first says, 1437 00:49:47,600 --> 00:49:49,800 I've got Caroline passed out upstairs. 1438 00:49:49,800 --> 00:49:52,080 I could violate her 10 ways 1439 00:49:52,080 --> 00:49:55,680 and she wouldn't know a thing. 1440 00:49:55,680 --> 00:49:56,520 - Yeah. 1441 00:49:56,520 --> 00:49:59,880 - And then he's, and Farmer Ted is like-- 1442 00:49:59,880 --> 00:50:00,720 - Why are you still-- 1443 00:50:00,720 --> 00:50:02,320 - Why aren't you doing that? 1444 00:50:02,320 --> 00:50:05,440 And then he's like, she's hot and all, 1445 00:50:05,440 --> 00:50:07,240 but I'm kind of bored with her. 1446 00:50:07,240 --> 00:50:09,160 It's what he basically, Jake says. 1447 00:50:09,160 --> 00:50:10,000 - Yeah, it's-- 1448 00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:11,080 - Which is why I never liked Jake, 1449 00:50:11,080 --> 00:50:13,480 the character from the get, when I was a kid. 1450 00:50:13,480 --> 00:50:15,120 I was still he was a douche. 1451 00:50:15,120 --> 00:50:15,960 - Yeah. 1452 00:50:15,960 --> 00:50:17,120 - He's trying to figure out what's going on 1453 00:50:17,120 --> 00:50:18,320 from his relationship with her. 1454 00:50:18,320 --> 00:50:21,360 And he's like, I have Caroline passed out in the bed upstairs. 1455 00:50:21,360 --> 00:50:23,680 I could violate her 10 different ways if I wanted to. 1456 00:50:23,680 --> 00:50:27,400 And then, then, you know, Farmer Ted's like, 1457 00:50:27,400 --> 00:50:28,520 why aren't you doing that? 1458 00:50:28,520 --> 00:50:31,920 Why are you down here when you could be raping her? 1459 00:50:31,920 --> 00:50:33,320 - Which, yeah. 1460 00:50:33,320 --> 00:50:34,520 - Right. 1461 00:50:34,520 --> 00:50:35,360 - Ew. 1462 00:50:35,360 --> 00:50:36,960 - Yeah, she's too drunk to do it. 1463 00:50:36,960 --> 00:50:41,960 - Yeah, this is where the movie turns as a 40 year old man. 1464 00:50:41,960 --> 00:50:46,320 This is where, yeah, this is where kid's bad. 1465 00:50:46,320 --> 00:50:47,960 As a kid watching it and I was like, 1466 00:50:47,960 --> 00:50:51,760 I didn't really notice this part. 1467 00:50:51,760 --> 00:50:54,480 - Yeah, this is where it gets-- 1468 00:50:54,480 --> 00:50:56,560 - He puts Caroline in the Rolls Royce, 1469 00:50:56,560 --> 00:51:00,440 gives Ted a six pack of beer, 1470 00:51:00,440 --> 00:51:03,480 and is like, just don't leave her a parking lot somewhere. 1471 00:51:03,480 --> 00:51:04,320 - Right. 1472 00:51:04,320 --> 00:51:07,760 - And you got me, 'cause I was very much like, 1473 00:51:07,760 --> 00:51:09,160 he's just saying take her home, 1474 00:51:09,160 --> 00:51:12,080 but he's implying she's your-- 1475 00:51:12,080 --> 00:51:14,400 - Do you ever want to just get her home? 1476 00:51:14,400 --> 00:51:15,240 - Yeah. 1477 00:51:15,240 --> 00:51:18,120 - He came and goes so far to try and convince her 1478 00:51:18,120 --> 00:51:20,040 that he and Ted are the same person, 1479 00:51:20,040 --> 00:51:21,800 or look at the name slick. - Which is kind of funny 1480 00:51:21,800 --> 00:51:23,000 if you look at it from a-- 1481 00:51:23,000 --> 00:51:26,080 - Yeah, I think that's a funny line just by itself. 1482 00:51:26,080 --> 00:51:26,920 But yeah. 1483 00:51:26,920 --> 00:51:29,160 - But you can convince her that she's safe 1484 00:51:29,160 --> 00:51:32,040 and then send her off with this 15 year old 1485 00:51:32,040 --> 00:51:33,240 and a six pack of beer. 1486 00:51:33,240 --> 00:51:34,080 - Yeah. 1487 00:51:34,080 --> 00:51:36,480 I mean, it's funny if you look at it just like, 1488 00:51:36,480 --> 00:51:38,800 she's so drunk that she can be convinced 1489 00:51:38,800 --> 00:51:40,520 that this nerdy freshman-- 1490 00:51:40,520 --> 00:51:42,120 - It's her boyfriend, Jake Ryan. 1491 00:51:42,120 --> 00:51:42,960 - Yeah. 1492 00:51:42,960 --> 00:51:44,480 - But the ugly side of it is, 1493 00:51:44,480 --> 00:51:46,160 if she wants to have sex with Jake, 1494 00:51:46,160 --> 00:51:48,360 she'll just think that's Jake and he can have sex with him. 1495 00:51:48,360 --> 00:51:49,200 - Yeah. 1496 00:51:49,200 --> 00:51:50,280 - It's disgusting. 1497 00:51:50,280 --> 00:51:51,520 - That's pretty good. 1498 00:51:51,520 --> 00:51:52,360 - Yeah. 1499 00:51:52,360 --> 00:51:54,240 This is where it goes off the rail. 1500 00:51:54,240 --> 00:51:55,080 Yeah. 1501 00:51:55,080 --> 00:51:56,240 It really goes off the rail. 1502 00:51:56,240 --> 00:51:59,520 - Farmer Ted was already had problems with leading up to this. 1503 00:51:59,520 --> 00:52:00,360 He was already-- 1504 00:52:00,360 --> 00:52:02,400 - It's talking about that and it just goes off the cliff. 1505 00:52:02,400 --> 00:52:04,960 - This is where it jumps to the shark, so to speak. 1506 00:52:04,960 --> 00:52:09,520 So the next morning, Sam's mother apologizes to Sam 1507 00:52:09,520 --> 00:52:11,000 for forgetting her birthday. 1508 00:52:11,000 --> 00:52:13,760 And everyone heads to the church for the wedding. 1509 00:52:13,760 --> 00:52:17,040 Jake arrives at Sam's house where a hungover dong 1510 00:52:17,040 --> 00:52:20,360 and this communicates that Sam is at the church getting married. 1511 00:52:20,360 --> 00:52:23,400 - Can I just a hungover dong? 1512 00:52:23,400 --> 00:52:24,240 - I know. 1513 00:52:24,240 --> 00:52:25,320 I actually said it without laughing. 1514 00:52:25,320 --> 00:52:26,960 - The phrasing is awesome. 1515 00:52:26,960 --> 00:52:27,800 - Yeah. 1516 00:52:27,800 --> 00:52:28,640 - 'Cause it's like-- 1517 00:52:28,640 --> 00:52:29,480 - He wants it hungover. 1518 00:52:29,480 --> 00:52:30,800 - Get it? 1519 00:52:30,800 --> 00:52:31,640 - Dong. 1520 00:52:31,640 --> 00:52:32,480 - Dong. 1521 00:52:32,480 --> 00:52:33,320 - Dong. 1522 00:52:33,320 --> 00:52:34,640 - Yeah. 1523 00:52:34,640 --> 00:52:37,000 - Jake finds Caroline and Ted-- 1524 00:52:37,000 --> 00:52:38,600 I'm sorry, in the church parking lot, 1525 00:52:38,600 --> 00:52:40,360 Jake finds Caroline and Ted making out 1526 00:52:40,360 --> 00:52:42,200 in the back of his dad's banged up roles. 1527 00:52:42,200 --> 00:52:45,200 - And has the nerve to roll his eyes? 1528 00:52:45,200 --> 00:52:48,080 Like, what are you doing, man? 1529 00:52:48,080 --> 00:52:49,480 What did you think he was gonna do? 1530 00:52:49,480 --> 00:52:51,160 - And before that, they actually talk about it. 1531 00:52:51,160 --> 00:52:52,560 - I don't think so. 1532 00:52:52,560 --> 00:52:54,120 Nobody remembers it. 1533 00:52:54,120 --> 00:52:57,560 - Well, Amanda, I don't think he's upset 1534 00:52:57,560 --> 00:52:59,760 at how, I think he's upset at the Rolls Royce 1535 00:52:59,760 --> 00:53:01,240 what it looks like. 1536 00:53:01,240 --> 00:53:02,240 - Oh, all right. 1537 00:53:02,240 --> 00:53:03,680 - I don't think he's upset. 1538 00:53:03,680 --> 00:53:04,760 I don't think he's upset at it 1539 00:53:04,760 --> 00:53:06,960 'cause they show the Rolls Royce like it's all banged up 1540 00:53:06,960 --> 00:53:11,120 'cause they, 'cause remember when he breaks the fourth wall? 1541 00:53:11,120 --> 00:53:13,520 - Yeah, because he can't draw? 1542 00:53:13,520 --> 00:53:14,360 - Yeah. 1543 00:53:14,360 --> 00:53:17,440 - I think that's, he's more like holy shit. 1544 00:53:17,440 --> 00:53:20,320 Like they're here, the car's fucked up. 1545 00:53:20,320 --> 00:53:23,800 - If that's true, it again shows how shallow Jake is. 1546 00:53:23,800 --> 00:53:24,880 - Yeah, he's not worried about-- 1547 00:53:24,880 --> 00:53:27,560 - He's not worried about his former girlfriend 1548 00:53:27,560 --> 00:53:29,360 possibly being sexually assaulted. 1549 00:53:29,360 --> 00:53:31,480 He's like, "Oh crap, my dad's car's broke." 1550 00:53:31,480 --> 00:53:32,960 - But after what happened to the house, 1551 00:53:32,960 --> 00:53:33,800 why would he give a shit? 1552 00:53:33,800 --> 00:53:35,080 - He can fix that too. 1553 00:53:35,080 --> 00:53:36,440 Money will fix everything. 1554 00:53:36,440 --> 00:53:38,560 - Yeah, maybe he's not, I don't know. 1555 00:53:38,560 --> 00:53:41,960 Yeah, it's a weird, that's a weird, like, 1556 00:53:43,000 --> 00:53:45,920 'cause then they have the weirdest breakup. 1557 00:53:45,920 --> 00:53:47,000 - They just break up. 1558 00:53:47,000 --> 00:53:48,240 - They break up, but she's like, 1559 00:53:48,240 --> 00:53:49,720 "I'll be okay." 1560 00:53:49,720 --> 00:53:51,360 And he's like, "Okay." 1561 00:53:51,360 --> 00:53:52,720 - Yeah, well, like I said, 1562 00:53:52,720 --> 00:53:54,360 given that they're in their mid 20s, 1563 00:53:54,360 --> 00:53:55,680 it's a very mature breakup. 1564 00:53:55,680 --> 00:53:58,800 - I guess. 1565 00:53:58,800 --> 00:54:01,760 - All right, so, Jake and Carolina agree to break up, 1566 00:54:01,760 --> 00:54:03,080 but remain friends. 1567 00:54:03,080 --> 00:54:04,920 Jake then drives to the church, 1568 00:54:04,920 --> 00:54:07,640 just in time to meet an incredulous Sam 1569 00:54:07,640 --> 00:54:09,240 after her sister's wedding. 1570 00:54:09,240 --> 00:54:10,560 Now, there's one more paragraph, 1571 00:54:10,560 --> 00:54:13,000 we'll finish and then we can go into all the other shit. 1572 00:54:13,000 --> 00:54:13,840 - Okay. 1573 00:54:13,840 --> 00:54:19,080 - Jake's house, Jake gives Sam her underwear 1574 00:54:19,080 --> 00:54:21,960 and a birthday cake with 16 candles on it. 1575 00:54:21,960 --> 00:54:23,720 He tells her to make a wish, 1576 00:54:23,720 --> 00:54:26,320 but she says her wish already came true. 1577 00:54:26,320 --> 00:54:29,200 The two kiss is the film Fades to Black. 1578 00:54:29,200 --> 00:54:30,520 - My God. 1579 00:54:30,520 --> 00:54:31,840 - In any way. - Wait, what? 1580 00:54:31,840 --> 00:54:34,480 - Right? 1581 00:54:34,480 --> 00:54:35,320 - Yeah. 1582 00:54:35,320 --> 00:54:36,400 - Isn't that like the after credit scene, 1583 00:54:36,400 --> 00:54:37,760 like a Marvel movie? 1584 00:54:37,760 --> 00:54:38,600 - Yeah. 1585 00:54:38,600 --> 00:54:41,200 - She's saying we're crying, like Shaddy rape me. 1586 00:54:41,200 --> 00:54:42,880 - I mean, it's terrible. 1587 00:54:42,880 --> 00:54:45,080 That's like a prevailing theme in this. 1588 00:54:45,080 --> 00:54:47,920 - I would hope she took that cake 1589 00:54:47,920 --> 00:54:50,560 and shoved it in his face and beat the shit out of him. 1590 00:54:50,560 --> 00:54:55,360 No, no, they skip over, like, 1591 00:54:55,360 --> 00:54:57,520 they skip your synopsis there. 1592 00:54:57,520 --> 00:55:02,040 I know it's not yours, but they skip over the whole bit 1593 00:55:02,040 --> 00:55:05,680 with the whole bit with the, 1594 00:55:05,680 --> 00:55:10,680 so we'll call it the C plot with the wedding, right? 1595 00:55:10,680 --> 00:55:14,440 No, no, the wedding. 1596 00:55:14,440 --> 00:55:15,760 - Oh, yeah. 1597 00:55:15,760 --> 00:55:19,560 - 'Cause we're gonna, this lies, this ties into Mike, 1598 00:55:19,560 --> 00:55:21,520 who I think might be the best character in the film, 1599 00:55:21,520 --> 00:55:22,680 now that I think about it. 1600 00:55:22,680 --> 00:55:27,200 In the very beginning, they're getting ready for school 1601 00:55:27,200 --> 00:55:28,640 and everything and Ginny comes in 1602 00:55:28,640 --> 00:55:31,320 and she gets in the bathroom before the dad does. 1603 00:55:31,320 --> 00:55:34,440 And she says something to the dad 1604 00:55:34,440 --> 00:55:36,400 and then Mike comes around the corner 1605 00:55:36,400 --> 00:55:37,920 who's the little brother, it says to the dad, 1606 00:55:37,920 --> 00:55:40,320 he's like, she's on her period. 1607 00:55:40,320 --> 00:55:41,480 And then he's like, what? 1608 00:55:41,480 --> 00:55:43,720 And he goes, and then he says something like, 1609 00:55:43,720 --> 00:55:45,880 that's gonna make for a real interesting honeymoon, 1610 00:55:45,880 --> 00:55:46,720 isn't it, dad? 1611 00:55:46,720 --> 00:55:49,480 And he's like, where do you learn this stuff? 1612 00:55:49,480 --> 00:55:52,720 And he's like, from school, and then the dad says, 1613 00:55:52,720 --> 00:55:54,240 oh, I'm glad I'm getting my money's worth, 1614 00:55:54,240 --> 00:55:55,240 or something like that. 1615 00:55:55,240 --> 00:55:59,320 And so the period theme for the wedding is a, 1616 00:55:59,320 --> 00:56:00,880 'cause then you cut to the wedding 1617 00:56:00,880 --> 00:56:04,720 and she's taking four muscle workers? 1618 00:56:04,720 --> 00:56:05,880 Four muscle workers? 1619 00:56:05,880 --> 00:56:07,600 Yeah, four muscle workers. 1620 00:56:07,600 --> 00:56:10,760 And so she's essentially inebriated. 1621 00:56:10,760 --> 00:56:12,160 And she falls down at one point 1622 00:56:12,160 --> 00:56:13,840 and the dad comes rushing in, 1623 00:56:13,840 --> 00:56:16,200 the back room, right before she was walking down the aisle. 1624 00:56:16,200 --> 00:56:17,520 And that's when he yells, he's like, 1625 00:56:17,520 --> 00:56:19,480 I don't care if everybody, 1626 00:56:19,480 --> 00:56:21,400 she's on her period. 1627 00:56:21,400 --> 00:56:24,960 And what the hell is wrong with her or something like that? 1628 00:56:24,960 --> 00:56:27,800 And this is when the best line happens. 1629 00:56:27,800 --> 00:56:29,640 It's the groom, Rudy. 1630 00:56:29,640 --> 00:56:33,040 He's sitting there, and he turns to the father, the priest, 1631 00:56:33,040 --> 00:56:36,200 and he goes, I bet, wow, crap, I wanna get it right. 1632 00:56:36,200 --> 00:56:37,520 Hold on, I think I wrote it down. 1633 00:56:37,520 --> 00:56:39,120 Let me just look real quick, 1634 00:56:39,120 --> 00:56:41,040 'cause I wanna make sure I get it right, 'cause it's-- 1635 00:56:41,040 --> 00:56:43,880 Yeah, it's a good line, but it's easy to miss. 1636 00:56:43,880 --> 00:56:44,880 Right. 1637 00:56:44,880 --> 00:56:46,480 I guess all those people, right? 1638 00:56:46,480 --> 00:56:50,720 Yeah, I guess those people who thought we had to get married 1639 00:56:50,720 --> 00:56:52,520 are feeling pretty stupid right now. 1640 00:56:52,520 --> 00:56:54,720 Humph Padre is what he says. 1641 00:56:54,720 --> 00:56:55,560 Yeah, yeah. 1642 00:56:55,560 --> 00:56:59,680 Which, again, it's an easy line to miss. 1643 00:56:59,680 --> 00:57:01,400 I always thought that he said, 1644 00:57:01,400 --> 00:57:03,520 I guess those people who are getting married 1645 00:57:03,520 --> 00:57:06,200 feel pretty stupid, meaning, you know, 1646 00:57:06,200 --> 00:57:09,240 ha ha, I'm getting married, so is she. 1647 00:57:09,240 --> 00:57:10,640 She's having problems. 1648 00:57:10,640 --> 00:57:12,120 I bet we feel pretty dumb. 1649 00:57:12,120 --> 00:57:14,880 I didn't even get the whole, she's not pregnant. 1650 00:57:14,880 --> 00:57:17,960 Park is the six months that they had to shotgun wedding, 1651 00:57:17,960 --> 00:57:18,960 had to get ready, yeah. 1652 00:57:18,960 --> 00:57:20,400 I never got there either. 1653 00:57:20,400 --> 00:57:21,240 What's that? 1654 00:57:21,240 --> 00:57:22,520 Totally missed that. 1655 00:57:22,520 --> 00:57:24,560 Thank you, whoever made the subtitles. 1656 00:57:24,560 --> 00:57:25,800 Yeah. 1657 00:57:25,800 --> 00:57:26,800 Yeah. 1658 00:57:26,800 --> 00:57:27,800 You're a hero. 1659 00:57:27,800 --> 00:57:28,800 Thank you for your service. 1660 00:57:28,800 --> 00:57:30,160 I'm trying to think of the other-- 1661 00:57:30,160 --> 00:57:31,440 Mike has another. 1662 00:57:31,440 --> 00:57:34,160 He has the little brother who went-- 1663 00:57:34,160 --> 00:57:35,520 Sofa City, sweetheart. 1664 00:57:35,520 --> 00:57:36,720 Sofa City, sweetheart. 1665 00:57:36,720 --> 00:57:39,280 When they first introduced long duck dong, 1666 00:57:39,280 --> 00:57:41,280 she was like, wait, if he's sleeping in your room, 1667 00:57:41,280 --> 00:57:42,280 where am I sleeping? 1668 00:57:42,280 --> 00:57:44,680 He's like, Sofa City, sweetheart. 1669 00:57:44,680 --> 00:57:45,920 What are you bitching about? 1670 00:57:45,920 --> 00:57:49,760 I have to sleep underneath a kid named after a duck's dong 1671 00:57:49,760 --> 00:57:51,240 or something like that. 1672 00:57:51,240 --> 00:57:52,680 Something like that, yeah. 1673 00:57:52,680 --> 00:57:54,120 Yeah, he has a lot of fun. 1674 00:57:54,120 --> 00:57:55,360 He's sitting there, he's sitting there, 1675 00:57:55,360 --> 00:57:58,520 watching TV in the kitchen, smoking the pretzel sticks, 1676 00:57:58,520 --> 00:58:00,000 like when you saw this. 1677 00:58:00,000 --> 00:58:00,960 I remember doing. 1678 00:58:00,960 --> 00:58:02,080 Totally act. 1679 00:58:02,080 --> 00:58:06,720 Much unlike the party, that is right here. 1680 00:58:06,720 --> 00:58:11,000 But yeah, the whole long duck dong, like, it's funny. 1681 00:58:11,000 --> 00:58:14,440 They play the gong noise every time they mention his name. 1682 00:58:14,440 --> 00:58:16,000 He's stereotypical. 1683 00:58:16,000 --> 00:58:16,800 What did we figure out? 1684 00:58:16,800 --> 00:58:19,760 He's an American actor who imitated his-- 1685 00:58:19,760 --> 00:58:21,440 Yeah, he was born in Utah. 1686 00:58:21,440 --> 00:58:21,920 Right. 1687 00:58:21,920 --> 00:58:26,720 They have him play a Chinese exchange student. 1688 00:58:26,720 --> 00:58:27,880 He doesn't have an accent. 1689 00:58:27,880 --> 00:58:32,200 So he imitated his South Korean cousins accent. 1690 00:58:32,200 --> 00:58:36,160 But he yells bonsai at one point, which is a Japanese word. 1691 00:58:36,160 --> 00:58:45,520 So he's in Gung Ho, replays a Japanese businessman. 1692 00:58:45,520 --> 00:58:50,120 So he's all-- I guess the '80s, it's how bad it was. 1693 00:58:50,120 --> 00:58:54,200 Like, it was like you're of Asian descent. 1694 00:58:54,200 --> 00:58:57,360 But we did discuss that he wasn't a white guy, 1695 00:58:57,360 --> 00:58:58,680 like Mickey Rooney and-- 1696 00:58:58,680 --> 00:58:59,360 In Brexit. 1697 00:58:59,360 --> 00:58:59,880 In Chinese. 1698 00:58:59,880 --> 00:59:01,040 In Chinese playing an Asian man. 1699 00:59:01,040 --> 00:59:02,040 Oh, true. 1700 00:59:02,040 --> 00:59:02,880 [INAUDIBLE] 1701 00:59:02,880 --> 00:59:04,320 Oh, my God. 1702 00:59:04,320 --> 00:59:05,360 That's brutal. 1703 00:59:05,360 --> 00:59:09,160 I mean, that is-- yeah, I mean, yes. 1704 00:59:09,160 --> 00:59:10,560 That's true. 1705 00:59:10,560 --> 00:59:12,760 I mean, we're going to put that out. 1706 00:59:12,760 --> 00:59:17,280 Stepping up the way-- yeah, but ugh. 1707 00:59:17,280 --> 00:59:17,800 No. 1708 00:59:17,800 --> 00:59:19,280 That's-- 1709 00:59:19,280 --> 00:59:20,600 That was 16 candles. 1710 00:59:20,600 --> 00:59:23,440 It does not hold up. 1711 00:59:23,440 --> 00:59:24,960 It's really ravy. 1712 00:59:24,960 --> 00:59:27,600 If you take out the main storyline, it just-- 1713 00:59:27,600 --> 00:59:32,040 The Sam storyline is sweet, even if Jake is a douche. 1714 00:59:32,040 --> 00:59:32,240 Right. 1715 00:59:32,240 --> 00:59:33,560 Because you do a touch. 1716 00:59:33,560 --> 00:59:35,520 He's still a douche. 1717 00:59:35,520 --> 00:59:36,960 But you can be attracted to somebody. 1718 00:59:36,960 --> 00:59:37,840 Think they're perfect. 1719 00:59:37,840 --> 00:59:40,680 Get to know them and realize, wow, I made a mistake. 1720 00:59:40,680 --> 00:59:43,040 Which is kind of what I think Sam might do. 1721 00:59:43,040 --> 00:59:46,280 The Farmer Ted storyline? 1722 00:59:46,280 --> 00:59:47,360 Needs to go away. 1723 00:59:47,360 --> 00:59:50,800 Doesn't hold up in any capacity whatsoever. 1724 00:59:50,800 --> 00:59:53,480 He's creepy and bad and-- 1725 00:59:53,480 --> 00:59:54,960 John Wayne Gacy. 1726 00:59:54,960 --> 00:59:57,680 And yes, he will one day be a sexual predator. 1727 00:59:57,680 --> 00:59:58,960 No, he is a sexual predator. 1728 00:59:58,960 --> 01:00:01,200 I don't know if what dress up is a clown, though. 1729 01:00:01,200 --> 01:00:03,840 He will one day be a serial killer. 1730 01:00:03,840 --> 01:00:05,200 Serial sexual predator? 1731 01:00:05,200 --> 01:00:05,880 Yes. 1732 01:00:05,880 --> 01:00:06,880 OK. 1733 01:00:06,880 --> 01:00:07,320 Fair enough. 1734 01:00:07,320 --> 01:00:08,160 What is that? 1735 01:00:08,160 --> 01:00:10,720 Bodies of the basement, underwear, nailed to the wall. 1736 01:00:10,720 --> 01:00:12,600 He's right now in his mid-40s, and he still 1737 01:00:12,600 --> 01:00:13,920 has those on that pair of underwear. 1738 01:00:13,920 --> 01:00:15,200 He got it back from Jake. 1739 01:00:15,200 --> 01:00:16,840 He probably went to her house in Stolovet. 1740 01:00:16,840 --> 01:00:18,040 He smells it daily. 1741 01:00:18,040 --> 01:00:18,540 Yes. 1742 01:00:18,540 --> 01:00:19,640 Yeah, I agree. 1743 01:00:19,640 --> 01:00:20,880 So yeah, this does not hold up. 1744 01:00:20,880 --> 01:00:24,360 He's in his late-40s. 1745 01:00:24,360 --> 01:00:25,760 Don't remind me how old I am, Brad. 1746 01:00:25,760 --> 01:00:26,680 Shut up. 1747 01:00:26,680 --> 01:00:32,920 No, actually, he'd be 50, but if he's 14 and 83, 1748 01:00:32,920 --> 01:00:36,640 then he would be 50-51 right now. 1749 01:00:36,640 --> 01:00:39,440 You're so good at math. 1750 01:00:39,440 --> 01:00:46,600 I'm the human calculator to steal from another podcast 1751 01:00:46,600 --> 01:00:49,240 that I do not want to mention, because they're really good. 1752 01:00:49,240 --> 01:00:53,000 And I do not want to bring them down in any way. 1753 01:00:53,000 --> 01:00:54,000 OK. 1754 01:00:54,000 --> 01:00:58,440 Let's not ask by bringing them down to our level. 1755 01:00:58,440 --> 01:01:00,400 Yeah, but we're not-- yeah. 1756 01:01:00,400 --> 01:01:01,760 We're not there yet. 1757 01:01:01,760 --> 01:01:06,160 Those professionals, we're just doing this for fun, yeah. 1758 01:01:06,160 --> 01:01:10,120 I'm worried as to how well Molly Ringwald may 1759 01:01:10,120 --> 01:01:11,360 is going to go. 1760 01:01:11,360 --> 01:01:13,080 I'm not confident. 1761 01:01:13,080 --> 01:01:13,920 I'm not confident. 1762 01:01:13,920 --> 01:01:18,840 This one, yeah, to-- Might be the worst one. 1763 01:01:18,840 --> 01:01:20,320 I don't know. 1764 01:01:20,320 --> 01:01:21,720 What are we going to do? 1765 01:01:21,720 --> 01:01:22,800 We're not nits. 1766 01:01:22,800 --> 01:01:23,880 Oh, my mistake. 1767 01:01:23,880 --> 01:01:24,880 Secret. 1768 01:01:24,880 --> 01:01:25,400 OK. 1769 01:01:25,400 --> 01:01:28,560 Most of you out there, if you're listening, hello, 12 people, 1770 01:01:28,560 --> 01:01:30,880 will know the next two that we're doing. 1771 01:01:30,880 --> 01:01:33,280 If you know the fourth, I'm sorry. 1772 01:01:33,280 --> 01:01:36,200 It's going to be fun, though. 1773 01:01:36,200 --> 01:01:38,880 I mean, so are we all in agreement 1774 01:01:38,880 --> 01:01:41,400 that this doesn't hold up? 1775 01:01:41,400 --> 01:01:42,360 No, not at all. 1776 01:01:42,360 --> 01:01:46,360 I feel like the Sam storyline is sweet, even if Jake's douche. 1777 01:01:46,360 --> 01:01:50,360 And it kind of holds up overall it doesn't, 1778 01:01:50,360 --> 01:01:54,040 because Ted is too important of a character. 1779 01:01:54,040 --> 01:01:56,960 And his storyline is just-- it's awful. 1780 01:01:56,960 --> 01:01:57,960 It's hellacious. 1781 01:01:57,960 --> 01:01:58,840 It's bad. 1782 01:01:58,840 --> 01:02:00,360 It is a rape. 1783 01:02:00,360 --> 01:02:01,920 If he could, he'd be a rape. 1784 01:02:01,920 --> 01:02:02,440 Yeah. 1785 01:02:02,440 --> 01:02:08,600 I mean, I'm saying, would you show this to your kids now? 1786 01:02:08,600 --> 01:02:10,520 And be like, this is funny. 1787 01:02:10,520 --> 01:02:12,520 It might fit. 1788 01:02:12,520 --> 01:02:14,120 I mean, I wouldn't show it to my nine-year-old kid, 1789 01:02:14,120 --> 01:02:15,400 but I'd show it to my teenagers. 1790 01:02:15,400 --> 01:02:18,760 And see, I'd be curious if they're a reaction, 1791 01:02:18,760 --> 01:02:19,720 because I'd be willing to vet. 1792 01:02:19,720 --> 01:02:21,200 They'd be like, what? 1793 01:02:21,200 --> 01:02:23,120 What the hell did he do, dad? 1794 01:02:23,120 --> 01:02:25,520 No, I guarantee you, the middle kid 1795 01:02:25,520 --> 01:02:27,200 would be like, that's a rapist. 1796 01:02:27,200 --> 01:02:29,200 Yeah. 1797 01:02:29,200 --> 01:02:30,960 And the big one, yeah. 1798 01:02:30,960 --> 01:02:32,520 Yeah, I wonder if they would pick up on it, 1799 01:02:32,520 --> 01:02:33,600 like we didn't pick up on it. 1800 01:02:33,600 --> 01:02:36,160 But I would feel bad. 1801 01:02:36,160 --> 01:02:38,800 My problem is, I don't know if I'd want to show it to them, 1802 01:02:38,800 --> 01:02:41,240 just because I know it's bad. 1803 01:02:41,240 --> 01:02:44,040 So now I'm like, eh, let's move on. 1804 01:02:44,040 --> 01:02:45,440 Like, there's other ones we can do. 1805 01:02:45,440 --> 01:02:47,240 Like, this isn't one-- 1806 01:02:47,240 --> 01:02:48,120 Yeah. 1807 01:02:48,120 --> 01:02:48,760 I mean-- 1808 01:02:48,760 --> 01:02:51,480 If I had a choice between numerous 80s coming of age 1809 01:02:51,480 --> 01:02:52,920 movies, it wouldn't be this one. 1810 01:02:52,920 --> 01:02:53,680 No. 1811 01:02:53,680 --> 01:02:55,160 I can think of numerous other ones 1812 01:02:55,160 --> 01:02:57,800 I would play before this one. 1813 01:02:57,800 --> 01:03:00,880 I mean, I still laughed at some of it. 1814 01:03:00,880 --> 01:03:01,960 I mean, I still-- 1815 01:03:01,960 --> 01:03:02,960 It's a funny movie. 1816 01:03:02,960 --> 01:03:04,120 It has its own-- 1817 01:03:04,120 --> 01:03:05,160 Yeah, it's-- 1818 01:03:05,160 --> 01:03:07,760 I just have a problem with Anthony 1819 01:03:07,760 --> 01:03:09,040 Michael Hall's character. 1820 01:03:09,040 --> 01:03:12,920 Like I said, in the beginning, I never liked Jake Ryan. 1821 01:03:12,920 --> 01:03:15,960 I always thought he was a douche from the get go, 1822 01:03:15,960 --> 01:03:17,920 from watching the movie from the first. 1823 01:03:17,920 --> 01:03:20,800 But Anthony Michael Hall was always kind of like, 1824 01:03:20,800 --> 01:03:23,480 to say lack of-- he was the hero with it, right? 1825 01:03:23,480 --> 01:03:24,280 Yeah, yeah. 1826 01:03:24,280 --> 01:03:26,320 He got the pretty girl at the end. 1827 01:03:26,320 --> 01:03:27,480 At the par? 1828 01:03:27,480 --> 01:03:28,640 He got the-- yeah. 1829 01:03:28,640 --> 01:03:29,840 And-- 1830 01:03:29,840 --> 01:03:31,920 He got the prom queen. 1831 01:03:31,920 --> 01:03:34,760 He had a picture of evidence that he was there. 1832 01:03:34,760 --> 01:03:36,480 Oh, we did skip over that part with it. 1833 01:03:36,480 --> 01:03:37,480 Yeah. 1834 01:03:37,480 --> 01:03:39,880 That was a good thing. 1835 01:03:39,880 --> 01:03:41,560 That's the wonderful-- see, gets a great word. 1836 01:03:41,560 --> 01:03:42,400 What does it mean? 1837 01:03:42,400 --> 01:03:43,240 Has many meanings. 1838 01:03:43,240 --> 01:03:43,760 Lord. 1839 01:03:43,760 --> 01:03:45,720 Sorry. 1840 01:03:45,720 --> 01:03:48,760 I'm channeling my 80s. 1841 01:03:48,760 --> 01:03:50,960 Yeah. 1842 01:03:50,960 --> 01:03:52,760 As an 80s movie, this was considered 1843 01:03:52,760 --> 01:03:55,800 sweet and wonderful and great. 1844 01:03:55,800 --> 01:03:58,000 And I watched it in sixth grade. 1845 01:03:58,000 --> 01:03:59,640 And you watched it in school. 1846 01:03:59,640 --> 01:04:01,800 And there were boobies and no quicksand. 1847 01:04:01,800 --> 01:04:03,920 But overall-- 1848 01:04:03,920 --> 01:04:05,720 Quicksand's not-- wait a little. 1849 01:04:05,720 --> 01:04:08,840 I want to go on the record real quick. 1850 01:04:08,840 --> 01:04:09,360 Wait, hold on. 1851 01:04:09,360 --> 01:04:10,760 I got to stop recording. 1852 01:04:10,760 --> 01:04:13,600 Oh, we're still recording. 1853 01:04:13,600 --> 01:04:15,760 Boobies, other thing. 1854 01:04:15,760 --> 01:04:18,800 Child sacrifice is another-- 1855 01:04:18,800 --> 01:04:21,120 it's an 80s trope fun. 1856 01:04:21,120 --> 01:04:21,960 So is quicksand. 1857 01:04:21,960 --> 01:04:23,600 But I don't need-- you're making me 1858 01:04:23,600 --> 01:04:27,000 have to be some sort of quicksand porn guy, which I am not. 1859 01:04:27,000 --> 01:04:29,640 Which is a thing, which is scariest fuck. 1860 01:04:29,640 --> 01:04:31,280 Google it, but it's a thing. 1861 01:04:31,280 --> 01:04:32,880 I am not that. 1862 01:04:32,880 --> 01:04:34,680 I'm all about the boobies. 1863 01:04:34,680 --> 01:04:36,560 That's all I'm going to say. 1864 01:04:36,560 --> 01:04:40,560 So dear listeners, Google quicksand porn. 1865 01:04:40,560 --> 01:04:44,520 And with that, we're done. 1866 01:04:44,520 --> 01:04:47,360 Should we tell us our social media or-- 1867 01:04:47,360 --> 01:04:48,720 We're ready to wrap it up there. 1868 01:04:48,720 --> 01:04:50,480 You guys do the social media thing. 1869 01:04:50,480 --> 01:04:52,640 Wait, we don't have any-- nobody else that you're good. 1870 01:04:52,640 --> 01:04:54,760 We don't know what to say about this, or-- 1871 01:04:54,760 --> 01:04:55,520 Hi, Spade. 1872 01:04:55,520 --> 01:04:55,880 Yeah. 1873 01:04:55,880 --> 01:04:57,000 Isn't that a thing, Friendster? 1874 01:04:57,000 --> 01:04:58,960 I'm not a Friendster either. 1875 01:04:58,960 --> 01:05:00,520 We're not a Friendster yet. 1876 01:05:00,520 --> 01:05:01,680 We're still waiting. 1877 01:05:01,680 --> 01:05:06,560 We're waiting for-- what was the guy Tom on MySpace to-- 1878 01:05:06,560 --> 01:05:07,840 Yeah, he's not a Friend yet. 1879 01:05:07,840 --> 01:05:09,640 He's not a Friend yet, so we don't have that. 1880 01:05:09,640 --> 01:05:11,240 Yeah. 1881 01:05:11,240 --> 01:05:16,040 Now we're on Facebook, and just kept 1882 01:05:16,040 --> 01:05:18,520 a search for does it hold up, and-- 1883 01:05:18,520 --> 01:05:19,040 [INAUDIBLE] 1884 01:05:19,040 --> 01:05:20,120 Hi. 1885 01:05:20,120 --> 01:05:20,600 Yep. 1886 01:05:20,600 --> 01:05:21,560 Look for Pinkie Pie. 1887 01:05:21,560 --> 01:05:27,760 And Twitter is @holddoes, and is there Twitter? 1888 01:05:27,760 --> 01:05:29,120 Why is Twitter a handle? 1889 01:05:29,120 --> 01:05:32,320 Because it kind of picks one for you, and-- 1890 01:05:32,320 --> 01:05:32,960 Oh, no, it's OK. 1891 01:05:32,960 --> 01:05:34,680 I just didn't know if there was a reason. 1892 01:05:34,680 --> 01:05:36,160 Does it hold up was taken or-- 1893 01:05:36,160 --> 01:05:37,200 Probably. 1894 01:05:37,200 --> 01:05:38,440 It kind of decides-- 1895 01:05:38,440 --> 01:05:40,400 I don't Twitter, so-- 1896 01:05:40,400 --> 01:05:41,040 We don't Twitter. 1897 01:05:41,040 --> 01:05:42,080 I don't Twitter. 1898 01:05:42,080 --> 01:05:45,200 I'm not a twat. 1899 01:05:45,200 --> 01:05:46,600 I beg to differ, but-- 1900 01:05:46,600 --> 01:05:48,240 All right. 1901 01:05:48,240 --> 01:05:51,920 So we are not on fucking Instagram. 1902 01:05:51,920 --> 01:05:53,400 Fuck Instagram. 1903 01:05:53,400 --> 01:05:54,160 What about TikTok? 1904 01:05:54,160 --> 01:05:55,480 Can we on TikTok? 1905 01:05:55,480 --> 01:05:56,560 No, we're not on TikTok. 1906 01:05:56,560 --> 01:05:57,880 You want to do some TikTok videos? 1907 01:05:57,880 --> 01:05:58,880 If you want, go ahead. 1908 01:05:58,880 --> 01:06:03,840 No, we're-- but we have-- 1909 01:06:03,840 --> 01:06:06,320 you can email us from our Facebook page. 1910 01:06:06,320 --> 01:06:08,600 There's a click-- or if you have a suggestion, 1911 01:06:08,600 --> 01:06:11,720 I guess you could post it on there. 1912 01:06:11,720 --> 01:06:12,800 And positive feedback. 1913 01:06:12,800 --> 01:06:14,040 Negative feedback will be deleted. 1914 01:06:14,040 --> 01:06:17,840 Yeah, I mean, if you're listening to us on Apple Podcast, 1915 01:06:17,840 --> 01:06:20,480 I mean, we hear it helps if you guys give us a five-star 1916 01:06:20,480 --> 01:06:23,640 review and review us. 1917 01:06:23,640 --> 01:06:24,800 Don't be the asshole. 1918 01:06:24,800 --> 01:06:27,440 Don't be the asshole that gave us the one-star review 1919 01:06:27,440 --> 01:06:29,080 and didn't say anything. 1920 01:06:29,080 --> 01:06:30,280 Do something else. 1921 01:06:30,280 --> 01:06:31,360 Yeah, do something else. 1922 01:06:31,360 --> 01:06:33,400 Just don't. 1923 01:06:33,400 --> 01:06:35,960 No, actually, if you want to give us a one-star review, 1924 01:06:35,960 --> 01:06:37,120 that's fair. 1925 01:06:37,120 --> 01:06:37,800 No, wait. 1926 01:06:37,800 --> 01:06:40,560 I'm going to say, if you want to give us a one-star review-- 1927 01:06:40,560 --> 01:06:41,480 OK. 1928 01:06:41,480 --> 01:06:43,320 Just tell us why. 1929 01:06:43,320 --> 01:06:44,520 That's all I asked. 1930 01:06:44,520 --> 01:06:45,120 That's fair. 1931 01:06:45,120 --> 01:06:47,040 Yeah, I want to comment. 1932 01:06:47,040 --> 01:06:47,520 Yeah. 1933 01:06:47,520 --> 01:06:48,680 Don't be a fucking pussy. 1934 01:06:48,680 --> 01:06:49,760 Say something. 1935 01:06:49,760 --> 01:06:51,360 You're too American. 1936 01:06:51,360 --> 01:06:52,360 Give something. 1937 01:06:52,360 --> 01:06:53,600 Yeah. 1938 01:06:53,600 --> 01:06:57,440 I'm a French, you know, I do not like in front of us, you know, 1939 01:06:57,440 --> 01:06:58,400 whatever, you know. 1940 01:06:58,400 --> 01:06:59,400 You're telling it. 1941 01:06:59,400 --> 01:07:00,400 I am offended, yeah. 1942 01:07:00,400 --> 01:07:01,400 Yeah. 1943 01:07:01,400 --> 01:07:02,200 Accent of that. 1944 01:07:02,200 --> 01:07:03,520 I don't know what that was. 1945 01:07:03,520 --> 01:07:04,920 That was-- 1946 01:07:04,920 --> 01:07:05,280 Yeah. 1947 01:07:05,280 --> 01:07:07,320 I started to go somewhere, and then I did, too. 1948 01:07:07,320 --> 01:07:08,280 I was like, I'm not going. 1949 01:07:08,280 --> 01:07:08,960 I'm not doing it. 1950 01:07:08,960 --> 01:07:10,520 I'm not an accent guy. 1951 01:07:10,520 --> 01:07:12,320 German accents, and that's it. 1952 01:07:12,320 --> 01:07:14,640 So I'm not going to do it. 1953 01:07:14,640 --> 01:07:15,600 Don't look at me like that. 1954 01:07:15,600 --> 01:07:16,200 I'm not doing it. 1955 01:07:16,200 --> 01:07:16,760 Oh, let's hear it. 1956 01:07:16,760 --> 01:07:17,240 Let's hear it. 1957 01:07:17,240 --> 01:07:17,760 We'll have. 1958 01:07:17,760 --> 01:07:18,760 Let's go. 1959 01:07:18,760 --> 01:07:20,480 [LAUGHTER] 1960 01:07:20,480 --> 01:07:23,760 I did not do it. 1961 01:07:23,760 --> 01:07:24,280 All right. 1962 01:07:24,280 --> 01:07:25,280 Well, link it up with that. 1963 01:07:25,280 --> 01:07:25,800 Let's end it. 1964 01:07:25,800 --> 01:07:26,280 All right. 1965 01:07:26,280 --> 01:07:27,200 Thank you, everybody. 1966 01:07:27,200 --> 01:07:28,320 Thank you for listening. 1967 01:07:28,320 --> 01:07:29,560 Yep. 1968 01:07:29,560 --> 01:07:32,000 And see you next time. 1969 01:07:32,000 --> 01:07:34,360 Next week? 1970 01:07:34,360 --> 01:07:36,520 Hopefully. 1971 01:07:36,520 --> 01:07:38,360 Bye.