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 I don't remember that at all!

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 This is the funny of the nightboard, at least.

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 I don't think we're going to see boobies.

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 I don't think we're going to see boobies.

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 We know child sacrifice, aren't we?

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 I don't think we're going to see the sacrifice.

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 It's not as culturally insensitive as not your teacher.

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 The podcast dedicated to potentially ruining your childhood

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 and all of your fond memories that happened

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 So Sam Archer and his assistant Milo Jackson are coaches at Mary Vale

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 I think there's only two more photographs.

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 All right. All right. That's so good.

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 The ambitious coaches persuade Nanu to join the three bell

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 college program.

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 From this point forward, the plot is driven by a combination of

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 slapstick and suspense for Nanu's destiny.

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 As the world's greatest athlete will annoy several powerful people

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 who are used to getting their way.

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 Now news innocence.

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 Archer scheming.

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 Jackson's ineptitude.

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 Gazenga's outraged wisdom.

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 And the Machiavellian plotting of the villains.

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 I'll play roles in the action as the film head towards the final

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 track meets.

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 Somebody wrote this for college papers.

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 There's no Machiavellian theme.

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 I know.

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 Okay.

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 But I'm almost done.

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 The atmosphere of American competition does indeed threaten

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 Nanu.

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 But he is saved from disintegration by love interest Jane Douglas.

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 Jane and Nanu's budding relationship angers poor Leopold

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 Maxwell who attempts to sabotage the budding star.

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 Build.

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 Who's attempts.

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 Okay.

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 Sorry.

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 Who's attempts to sabotage the budding star build towards a

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 crescendo as the ultimate competition approaches.

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 The climactic track meet is peppered with commentary by ABC TV

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 Sportscaster Howard Cosell playing himself.

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 The film ends with a framing device in which the hapless

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 coaches are depicted trying to recruit a new athletic

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 phenomenon this time.

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 They ruined it there.

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 We should have cut that point.

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 That's a big shopper.

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 Thank you for listening everybody.

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 Don't forget to.

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 Yeah.

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 I can pick out a couple of problems with this plot.

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 Yeah.

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 That's whole Porsche.

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 Yeah.

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 If I read that, I would be like this now.

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 I mean, there's plotting, but I wouldn't call it Machiavellian.

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 So, I mean, basically, the gist of the story is, is that.

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 The coach Sam Archer is a horrible coach.

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 And they can't win any sport.

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 Apparently he works.

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 He works at a small college where he is the head coach of every sport

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 possible.

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 Yeah.

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 And they suck at every sport.

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 They even suck at marching band, which we'll get into in a minute.

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 And they decide.

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 He decides to just get away.

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 He can't take it anymore.

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 And he decides to go back to his roots, his words in the movie.

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 Which is kind of ironic because he ends up playing in roots.

339
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 The movie later, but.

340
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 After this.

341
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 Yeah.

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 So he, they go to Africa and then it's this.

343
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 Yeah, they see that new out.

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 Run the cheetah and then they try to convince them to come back and they

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 trick him to coming back to the US.

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 And then he is, he helps them, you know, then they try to get him to play

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 every sport possible.

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 So that's, that's the gist of the story, really.

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 There's no.

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 Yeah, there's some.

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 Leopold, who is the Dean's son is mad because then he was dating his

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 dating his ex girlfriend.

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 But so he tries to get him to go back to Africa.

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 That's the main.

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 Like protagonist, I guess.

356
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 Yeah.

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 I thought he stole his girlfriend.

358
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 Well, still, whatever.

359
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 Yeah.

360
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 Well, I don't know.

361
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 They don't really, they don't really establish them as a couple until

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 it's like a throwaway line.

363
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 Yeah, it used to be a couple because it sounds like the guy was his

364
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 name again Maxwell.

365
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 Yeah.

366
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 Leopold.

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 Leopold.

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 Leopold.

369
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 Yeah.

370
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 My girlfriend.

371
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 But then I think it's more like maybe they used to be a thing or they

372
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 already wanted them to be a thing.

373
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 Yeah.

374
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 I never got there.

375
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 I don't think they're a thing anymore.

376
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 All right.

377
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 So.

378
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 22 and a half million dollars.

379
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 Seventies.

380
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 There's not much entertainment.

381
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 I mean, wow.

382
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 Okay.

383
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 Yeah.

384
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 All right.

385
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 So let's just start like so.

386
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 The 50 starts out and you right away in the cold open, you

387
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 understand what you're going to get out of this movie because the

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 cold opening, which is this, you know, the scene before the credits

389
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 and all it.

390
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 You see it starts out.

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 It opens up with football.

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 The Maryville football team is on is on the field playing.

393
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 I don't even know.

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 Whatever for the other team.

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 And they throw quarterback drops back and throws up a pass in the

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 end zone.

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 And the player bats it up in the air and then hits the goal post.

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 The other player picks it and runs it back for six points.

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 And while the other players run it back, the coach, the assistant

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 coach Milo is cheering.

401
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 And then.

402
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 Archer, the head coach has to tell him he's the other team.

403
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 Yeah.

404
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 And that's, that's the beginning of that's like sets the whole stage

405
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 for what this movie is going to be.

406
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 And.

407
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 Right.

408
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 Yeah.

409
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 And then, so then, and then it cuts them at halftime and coach

410
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 Archer's given the speech about football is my life.

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 And he does the whole and he's like, go out there and get him.

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 And then they run into the shower.

413
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 Instead of running out.

414
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 Until you think like in every one.

415
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 Yeah.

416
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 Sorry.

417
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 So there's that one.

418
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 Attracting the best and brightest.

419
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 Exactly.

420
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 And then the next one, they do baseball and the baseball

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 players, the one baseball player tags the third and slides and

422
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 only gets halfway to home and he gets tagged out.

423
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 And then it's the same thing where he's like, baseball is my life.

424
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 Yeah, he does that.

425
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 And then they do basketball and the best.

426
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 The guy goes up for a layup and gets caught in the net.

427
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 Like this is the antics we are going to expect to this whole movie.

428
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 This is what we're going to get.

429
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 And it's actually, you know, it's.

430
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 I laughed out loud several times.

431
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 Yeah, it's predictable.

432
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 It's predictable, but it's still, it's still funny.

433
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 It was not like, yeah, it wasn't.

434
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 And being like 10 feet short of home plate.

435
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 That got me.

436
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 I have to admit.

437
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 I thought that was funny.

438
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 Well, I mean, Brad pointed out while we were watching it,

439
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 we laughed more at this than at all three episodes of Night Court.

440
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 Right.

441
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 This.

442
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 Definitely.

443
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 It's telling though.

444
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 Right.

445
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 It wasn't that bad.

446
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 Yeah, it wasn't.

447
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 Right.

448
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 So then, so then that's the, and then the credits start.

449
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 And then during the credits, they continue with the montage of how bad

450
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 they are sports.

451
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 And I'm a spoiler montage is the key to this movie.

452
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 This movie is.

453
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 Yeah.

454
00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:42,000
 Yeah.

455
00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:43,000
 Yeah.

456
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 Yeah.

457
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 Yeah.

458
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 Yeah.

459
00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:47,000
 Yeah.

460
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 Yeah.

461
00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:49,000
 Yeah.

462
00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:50,000
 Yeah.

463
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 Yeah.

464
00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:52,000
 Yeah.

465
00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:53,000
 Yeah.

466
00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:54,000
 Yeah.

467
00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:55,000
 Yeah.

468
00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:56,000
 Yeah.

469
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 Yeah.

470
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 Yeah.

471
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 Yeah.

472
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 They don't even try to get out of the bus.

473
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 They just finished.

474
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 Good out of the ship.

475
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 Totally.

476
00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:04,000
 Yeah.

477
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 They keep running yourself.

478
00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:09,000
 They totally kept in Smith it and like go down with the ship.

479
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 Yeah.

480
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 So there's that.

481
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 And then they, then they switch over.

482
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 What was the next one?

483
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 They switched over to, oh, it's a diving scene.

484
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 Where the, you know, it's a high dive.

485
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 And he jumps off and he hits the board and his,

486
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 and his bathing suit comes off.

487
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 Yeah.

488
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 And then the, and then the, all the judges are covered.

489
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 Right.

490
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 Covering their eyes.

491
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 So they can't see that.

492
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 Yeah.

493
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 Yeah.

494
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 The tennis was pretty funny when he, we all called it before it even had.

495
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 We did call it.

496
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 Yeah.

497
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 And he serves it into the back of the other guy's head.

498
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 Yeah.

499
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 All these, all these sports that this college is absolutely.

500
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 And then the, and then the opening credits end with the marching band,

501
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 which had started actually go to finish up their little March and they run into

502
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 another and everybody falls down.

503
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 Right.

504
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 So we've set the stage.

505
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 This is a horrible college full of dumb people.

506
00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:01,000
 Just right.

507
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 And everything is like the coach sport.

508
00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:04,000
 Yeah.

509
00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:05,000
 Yeah.

510
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 You get this idea that like it's, you know, it's, it's just maybe the coach just isn't good.

511
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 Maybe this coach needs to not be a coach.

512
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 But then these, these students also like common sense and direct.

513
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 And.

514
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 It's like a division five school.

515
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 Right.

516
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 And.

517
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 So then they cut, they cut to the first scene, which is another football scene,

518
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 which is, I did laugh at loud about this.

519
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 The, the, the.

520
00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:35,000
 Marival football team has the ball and they're running a reverse.

521
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 And when they go to run the reverse, uh, they go to pitch it back to the,

522
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 for the reverse to, for the player, run the reverse and he pitches it to the other team,

523
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 other team.

524
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 And then he runs into the guy.

525
00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:48,000
 He runs right into the guys.

526
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 Which I did laugh at, which again, it's, but this is, you know,

527
00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:53,000
 this is the antics of the movie.

528
00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:54,000
 And then again.

529
00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:59,000
 Over the top. Right. Yeah. Again, coach.

530
00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:02,000
 The assistant coach Milo Jackson, he is excited.

531
00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:04,000
 And then he has to be told again by coach Archer.

532
00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:06,000
 That's the other team kind of thing.

533
00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:08,000
 And then they touched the ball.

534
00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:09,000
 And it works.

535
00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:10,000
 Yeah.

536
00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:12,000
 He's always great.

537
00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:13,000
 I will do that.

538
00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:16,000
 Even though even though most of the gags in this, you can kind of,

539
00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:18,000
 you're like, I know exactly where this is going.

540
00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:20,000
 Tim Conway makes a lot of them funny.

541
00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:25,000
 Yeah, he does. He's good. Yeah, he's great.

542
00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:29,000
 John Amos is good as a straight man too. I think he's great. Yeah.

543
00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:31,000
 And, and Tim Michael Vincent, who plays nano.

544
00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:34,000
 He's good at what they gave him for his horrible lines.

545
00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:37,000
 I think he plays. He doesn't, you know, and he could run.

546
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 He looks, he looks good running, which they show a lot of him running.

547
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 He's not so awkward. Like, you know, thanks.

548
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 I think he decided to do this movie because he played like a killer and one,

549
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 the one before this and then something like an insane person in the other movie.

550
00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:55,000
 And he liked doing this because it was a spoof.

551
00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:58,000
 He's like, you know, exactly what it's going to be. There's no hidden agenda.

552
00:17:58,000 --> 00:17:59,000
 It's just a fun, feel good movie.

553
00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:01,000
 He wanted to do something lighthearted. Yeah.

554
00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:03,000
 And he said we all had fun doing it. Yeah.

555
00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:05,000
 There's your Brad fact.

556
00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:07,000
 All right. There we go.

557
00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:10,000
 I like it.

558
00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:15,000
 I've got a Brad fact later about the actress who played Jane. So I think it's pretty good.

559
00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:18,000
 Was that a man of fact?

560
00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:21,000
 Well, no, it's a Brad Brad Brad fact, I guess.

561
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:24,000
 Brad Brad Brad Brad Brad. Yeah.

562
00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:28,000
 So then, so the football game ends, they lose blah, blah, blah.

563
00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:32,000
 And then the dean or the alumni associate. I don't know what he was, to be honest.

564
00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:35,000
 He comes over. He has to be the dean.

565
00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:37,000
 I think he's both.

566
00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:41,000
 Yeah, but he technically, technically you should be the athletic director.

567
00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:43,000
 If it was whatever.

568
00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:46,000
 He's yeah, he is coach archer's boss.

569
00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:50,000
 And he's like, I don't know why he's like, you haven't done anything.

570
00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:51,000
 But what anything?

571
00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:56,000
 I think it's, I think you need to like, you know, I'm not sure we're going to,

572
00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:59,000
 you got a year left in your contract and he decides, you know, screw it, you need.

573
00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:01,000
 So it's actually he's going to quit.

574
00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:06,000
 And anyway, so then they end up leaving, I guess, right? They go to Africa.

575
00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:07,000
 Yeah.

576
00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:09,000
 He needs to go clear his head and go back to his room.

577
00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:12,000
 It's in these segues and they're in Africa and you're like, they're in Africa.

578
00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:13,000
 They're also far.

579
00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:18,000
 And it's, and they're thinking like, okay, what the heck, but they explain it. Go ahead.

580
00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:22,000
 Right. Yeah. So then they're, they go to Africa and he's like, I want to get back to my roots and,

581
00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:24,000
 and Tim, I was like, I thought you're from Cincinnati.

582
00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:29,000
 He's like, no, no, I'm a great grandfather roots, which I, yeah, I thought it was like, they explain it. They're like,

583
00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:34,000
 and, and I think the Africa scene is supposed to be stupid and campy.

584
00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:37,000
 Cause it's obviously all, it's all green.

585
00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:44,000
 Yeah, it's all green screen. Well, whatever the precursor of green screen was, because it's, it's basically them in front of a big screen.

586
00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:48,000
 And it's just film play in the background. Right. I don't, I can't remember what that is.

587
00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:50,000
 Actually Disney's park.

588
00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:51,000
 Right.

589
00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:52,000
 Yeah.

590
00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:53,000
 Oh, really?

591
00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:57,000
 They're, they're park in California.

592
00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:58,000
 I've never been.

593
00:19:58,000 --> 00:19:59,000
 They have a safari park.

594
00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:00,000
 Maybe they are.

595
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:08,000
 Certainly not Disney. Okay. Well, maybe, yeah, but it's like, at one point, they're looking at also and there's like 20 lines right on top of them.

596
00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:15,000
 Then next, you know, it's giraffes. Next, you know, there's hippos in the river. Like, yeah, as they're, as they're cutting back and forth through the conversation.

597
00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:16,000
 Yeah.

598
00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:19,000
 And every time you've got back and forth, it's a different animal. Yeah.

599
00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:20,000
 Yeah.

600
00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:21,000
 It is funny.

601
00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:24,000
 And you know, they did it on purpose. It's not trying to be like, Oh, like, oh, that's.

602
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:32,000
 Right. And then, you know, they're, he's, as he's, they're talking is like, I've been four years as a head coach and we haven't won one game, you know, of every sport.

603
00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:38,000
 So they're like, obviously, you know, you need to go into some other rocky, right.

604
00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:40,000
 Right.

605
00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:44,000
 Right. But yes, sport export is his life. So then they see it.

606
00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:52,000
 Then they see the cheetah and john and coach Archer says, look, Milo to cheetah, the fastest animal in the world.

607
00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:58,000
 And their tour guide, who I cannot remember his name, we just said it earlier in the.

608
00:20:58,000 --> 00:21:08,000
 Mover says not as fast as nanu. And they're both like, what's a nanu? And then here comes Jan Michael Vincent and his loin clock running.

609
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:15,000
 And then, and he's running pretty fast, but then they super pose him in front of the cheetah running and he runs past the cheetah.

610
00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:22,000
 And then it is, I mean, it is 70s campy, Disney campy, it is what, but it's, whatever, it's this.

611
00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:26,000
 I mean, this is what we're led to believe, right? This is.

612
00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:27,000
 It's funny.

613
00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:30,000
 I don't know what else to say. It was right. Right. Right.

614
00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:37,000
 It's kind of funny because they like every, every kind of objection I have, well, because I've never seen that when we were watching it, we're out of a dream.

615
00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:41,000
 Like, well, but this isn't right. They would go back and explain like why it happened. Right.

616
00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:52,000
 And that's, that's where we're talking really about the racists and I was like, why is it a white guy in Africa? And then they say, Oh, his parents were missionaries and then they were died when he was young and he was adopted by the, the tribe here and he was raised here.

617
00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:53,000
 Right. Yeah.

618
00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:59,000
 He has a, he has an Asian tiger as a pet and they explained that. And then, I mean, it's like every little thing that I can.

619
00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:09,000
 Every little thing. Yeah. Every little thing. And I really expected it to be like when I picked this and remember this, I really did. I thought there were going to be some cringe worthy racist and there really isn't.

620
00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:14,000
 They really forward thinking for. Yeah. I mean, I said that during the, we were watching.

621
00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:21,000
 I said, this is really progressive because, yeah, I'll lead her on with what he gets his life saved. Yeah.

622
00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:29,000
 It wasn't yet near as deep and resounding as blazing saddles, but it had a lot of that.

623
00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:30,000
 Yeah.

624
00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:31,000
 It had a lot of that.

625
00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:34,000
 The witch doctor was the smartest guy there.

626
00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:47,000
 Yeah. So then they said, no, then we cut, then it cuts it. If you guys remember, it cuts into another montage now, because now Archer is dreaming of this, of Nanu playing sports.

627
00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:49,000
 He's on the tree.

628
00:22:49,000 --> 00:23:02,000
 He's going to, like, whatever fruit. He's going to see him play basketball. Yeah. And right before that he's running through the forest and dodging the trees and he sees them playing like half back dodging the tacklers.

629
00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:16,000
 And he throws a spear and he sees him throwing you baseball. And he's running over like downed trees and he sees them run the hurdles. Yeah, it's, I mean, it's just really is a moving montages, isn't it?

630
00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:19,000
 Yeah, it really is.

631
00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:36,000
 So then, yeah, then, and then, so then he's archers, co-tardchers trying to talk to him and he climbs up the tree. Remember, and then this is where they really, like, are laying the groundwork like, this is supposed to be Tarzan, but we can't say Tarzan, for whatever reason, we're not going to call him Tarzan.

632
00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:43,000
 Like this is an updated version of Tarzan. He's Nanu. He's not Tarzan, because they even make a throwaway reference later with Jane. Right.

633
00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:47,000
 Again, laughed out loud about. Right. Yeah.

634
00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:59,000
 So, yeah, he climbs up the tree and then Nanu swings the levi into the next tree and then archer, coach Archer follows him, blah, blah, blah. He's trying to convince him, hey, you need to come back to the States with you, you need to come back to the States with me.

635
00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:04,000
 And he's like, no, I have everything I need here to live in this great life and why would I want to come back.

636
00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:14,000
 Oh, yeah. Right. And, you know, so that's, yeah, they mentioned, that's where they mentioned that he's the son of the missionaries, blah, blah, blah.

637
00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:32,000
 You know, again, they explain who I was a white kid there, essentially, you know, like, why it's not some crazy 70s casting racism, you know, it's just, which I don't, it's still it's weird, but whatever, they at least acknowledged it.

638
00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:37,000
 They just, they just fight anyway. Yeah.

639
00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:47,000
 I'm trying to think what happens. Oh, so, oh, so then we hit another month. I said, oh, no, what happens next is they figure out.

640
00:24:47,000 --> 00:25:01,000
 At some point, they figure out, I can't remember how they do it. They figure out that in the tribal law, if one man saves another man's life, the man who saved his life has to stay with the other person forever.

641
00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:14,000
 Like they just backwards. Right. It is backwards. Yeah, it's a plot device. It is backwards. So, and I can't remember. Oh, I remember. That's right. Remember he, we were talking about.

642
00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:26,000
 His character figures it out, doesn't he? He does. What happens is, remember, he's in the tree with Nanu, he leaves his hat. And I think Amanda said it was like, Oh, when she's in fact, his hat.

643
00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:39,000
 And they sent two guys to go to his hat. And he's like, why did you send two guys? He's like, Oh, I only set the one, but the other guy is, is, you know, beholden to him because he saved his life.

644
00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:43,000
 So he has, and that's when he, that's, so then they, they.

645
00:25:43,000 --> 00:26:00,000
 And he's like, Oh, thanks. And I know. Right. They stole the idea. So yeah, so then they, so then they, so then, of course, coach Archer, touches the plan with, with Milo that they're going to get Nanu to save Coach Archer's life.

646
00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:05,000
 So then he has to come back to the States and become the world's greatest athlete.

647
00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:14,000
 Next montage now, we do have our next montage. We have lots of attempts where the coach tries to get Nanu to save his life. And of course, there's laps.

648
00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:25,000
 And what we have, which is an underlying theme in the, on our movies, sometimes we have our first part of the montage is quicksand.

649
00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:35,000
 Right. That's the thing that we all thought would be a huge problem when we got older. That's why you see we grew up in this movie.

650
00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:39,000
 Three movies now with quicksand.

651
00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:48,000
 So quicksand comes back and then the whole plan there is, and this is, you know, it's funny. It's like they're talking him in a.

652
00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:58,000
 Archer, a coach Archer and Milo are talking and he's like, Hi Milo, you go in the trees and I'm going to, you tell me when Nanu's coming and I'll step in the quicksand the whole save my life and all that.

653
00:26:58,000 --> 00:27:05,000
 And the whole time he's talking to him. Of course Milo is standing, Tim, probably standing in the quicksand and just slowly, going down then.

654
00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:09,000
 And he's like, no, that's not the plan below. Yeah. So there's that one.

655
00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:21,000
 You're not supposed to be the one sinking. Yeah. Right. And then they do a fake drowning where John Amos character he gets, he gets rescued by a native woman. And then he gets all upset.

656
00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:32,000
 He gets all worried because the now the woman is the woman's got to follow him and that's what they say. Oh no, the, the rules don't apply to the women like they do to the men. It's just men. If I'm only for man save your life.

657
00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:44,000
 And that's him commonly says, right. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. That was going in the opposite direction that I expected that with the rest statement. Yeah. Yeah.

658
00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:55,000
 And then the, they do the animal pit. That's where we meet. This is where we meet Henry the tiger. Who is a man already said is, is explained away that he was brought over from India.

659
00:27:55,000 --> 00:28:09,000
 Because tigers are not native to Africa brought over by Nanu's parents when he was a cub and he's a house pet, but he falls into the pit with, with coach Archer and coach Archer, of course, is freaking out.

660
00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:18,000
 Yeah, understandably so. And then Nanu comes over and he's all worried. And of course, he's worried about Henry, not Archer. So he gets Henry out and first and then.

661
00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:27,000
 Yeah. So there's that one. Go ahead and say it right here. The tiger is one of my favorite characters. Yes. The tiger is for you.

662
00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:32,000
 And then the last one that actually works is he pretends to be sick.

663
00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:45,000
 And then that's when Nanu takes him to the medicine doctor. Gazinga. And that's where we meet Dr. Gazinga who's another main character in this and he starts to take some first Archer once.

664
00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:56,000
 Just what he really wants is Nanu to go to town and get him some aspirin. But instead, he takes him to the medicine doctor, which again, there's another montage for them to get to the medicine doctor of them.

665
00:28:56,000 --> 00:29:07,000
 That's right. Forever away. Right. Right. They're running through the forest and they're running through like the savannah, then they're up on the cliff. So I mean, like this film is nothing or this movie is nothing but montages.

666
00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:19,000
 Yeah. So. And this gets to the doctor. And they do the Salem witch trial here, the tribal justice.

667
00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:29,000
 He's got two guys that the witch doctor, Dr. Gazinga has two guys. And he's like, one of them's innocent and one of them's guilty. They're going to drink this potion, essentially.

668
00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:38,000
 And then it'll tell us whoever dies is guilty and whoever lives is innocent. And then they both keel over. And it's like.

669
00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:49,000
 And then, of course, they're like, I guess both were guilty. That's the whole joke. But then he later explains that they're going to be sick for a while. The person who is really innocent will come to an ask him for help or something like that I can.

670
00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:58,000
 They're not actually dead. It's again, it's like, yeah, it's going to go into this whole like kind of a racist witch doctor, dark Africa kind of thing.

671
00:29:58,000 --> 00:30:05,000
 Turns out that he's like, yeah, that's not the way this works. Yeah, he was like, it actually is just the power of the mind. And he's like, I, you.

672
00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:07,000
 I mean, probably character.

673
00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:18,000
 Kind of like in the whole like sheriff in like sheriff part. Yeah. Yeah, he is definitely like sheriff for he is a sheriff for this. Yeah. Doctor, because he is great. Yeah. So then he's.

674
00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:36,000
 He's talking to a coach our turn. He's like, what's wrong. And then he's like, all right, I'm going to make you a potion. And he makes a potion and actually wrote down the ingredients of zebra blood, cobra milk, rhino marrow, lizards tongue. And this is the one I don't know what the fuck this is.

675
00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:46,000
 Is great it. Great. It's skin of high of a hibernating toad. So he had to find a toad that was sleeping like a bear for the winter.

676
00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:50,000
 Yeah. And then just made that up. Yeah.

677
00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:56,000
 And what is great, like he took him to like a cheese grater on his skin. Is that what? Yeah, it's on. Yeah.

678
00:30:56,000 --> 00:31:05,000
 So then he takes that and it's still not working. And then this is where we thought this is kind of funny. I want to watch it on the second time.

679
00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:14,000
 I don't know if you guys picked on it. But then Nanny walks in and he's like, maybe, maybe he needs white man medicine.

680
00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:22,000
 Maybe only white man medicine works on him because he doesn't get any better from this. Right. And I think I thought it was interesting. Here's a white guy.

681
00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:30,000
 Saying that about John Amos, who is a who is an African American actor. I don't say. All right, well, but they kind of missed that one.

682
00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:33,000
 I completely didn't catch that. They missed that one a little bit.

683
00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:42,000
 They did that on purpose. Right. Yeah. You're right. They actually, they probably did. They probably did that on purpose versus saying modern medicine or Western.

684
00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:50,000
 I mean, that's really what they were going for. But yeah, that actually, that you probably did. That was like, wow. Okay. So.

685
00:31:50,000 --> 00:32:00,000
 So then it is, and then Dr. Gazing is like, all right, fine. It couldn't hurt. So go get him some aspirin. So then Nannu goes to get some aspirin and guess what.

686
00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:03,000
 Another montage.

687
00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:13,000
 Shows him running shows him swinging on a vine for some reason shows him running again. Then he's swimming faster. The animals all over. Right. Yeah.

688
00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:21,000
 And he's swimming faster than the two guys in the canoe. If you remember, then he runs again. And then.

689
00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:25,000
 And that's, and that's all intercut with.

690
00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:39,000
 Dr. Gazing giving treatments to coach Archer, where he's like. Right. He's painting a stomach. He's hanging him upside down. And then he, he puts feathers around him. He has like the feathers.

691
00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:47,000
 I think it's just having fun. Well, yeah, that was a part where he's painting a stomach. He's like, what is this for? He's like, so you know, so people know you're one of my patients.

692
00:32:47,000 --> 00:33:01,000
 He was just like, he's like, I'm just screwing with you, man. And you haven't. Right. He hangs up. He hangs up upside down. And he's like, what's this for? He's like, do you feel the blood rushing to your head? And he's like, yes, I do.

693
00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:03,000
 Yeah.

694
00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:17,000
 So then, of course, then Nanu gets back with the with the aspirin and as soon as he takes it, coach Archer is like, I'm cured. And then, this is the best. This was pretty good. He's like, well, thank you for saving my life. And then he's like, thank you.

695
00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:23,000
 This guy saved my life. He's like, thank you, boy, for saving my life. And he's safe.

696
00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:35,000
 My father is a man who saved my life. And then, and then they're like, wait a minute.

697
00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:44,000
 Nanu, you saved this man's life. You have to go and he's like, what? Yeah, coach Archer's like, wait, what? No, you need to take him with me? Yeah. Yeah.

698
00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:52,000
 But then, yeah, they get on the plane and they fly away and then gazenga's like, it's good for him. Yeah, I know what they're doing. You know, it's like, we're going to go ahead.

699
00:33:52,000 --> 00:34:03,000
 And then go ahead and see how it goes. See, that's where, that's where the Wikipedia are. The Wikipedia summary was totally fucked up. It was wrong because it was, he knew what was going on.

700
00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:11,000
 He knew that they fooled him, but he said it would be good for him. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. Again, gazenga's the smartest guy in this entire movie. Yeah, right.

701
00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:24,000
 Let's start calling him Sheriff Bart. Yeah, they said, yeah, they said they get on the plane and they bring Henry the tiger back with them as well. And the tigers adorable.

702
00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:31,000
 The tiger is really good. I don't know how, like, I really don't know how they did it with the tiger because the tiger.

703
00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:36,000
 There's a couple of shots where, you know, Jan Michael Vincent's like actively wrestling wrestling.

704
00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:44,000
 No, that one. Yeah, there is a scene later where he's talking to Henry about Jan and Henry's jealous.

705
00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:54,000
 And they're wrestling. And if you go back and watch, he literally has the tiger has his head on on his throat.

706
00:34:54,000 --> 00:35:05,000
 Like his biting and like, I don't know. He must just be a game. Yeah. I mean, they may have declawed him, but that tiger still has all of his teeth.

707
00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:12,000
 And they're right. Oh, they are huge. There were a couple of shots.

708
00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:19,000
 Maybe he looked a little aggravated. No, but like maybe he had then sedated someone.

709
00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:30,000
 But it's a dated tiger is still a tiger. Yeah, should should we refer to Nanu as Nanu exotic for now on or.

710
00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:44,000
 And reference works now that we'll say. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. So right now we're all in quarantine for COVID-19. And there is a documentary on Netflix.

711
00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:51,000
 I'm sure everyone has seen it. Called Tire King where the main character is about this guy Joe exotic as he refers to.

712
00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:59,000
 I have. Have you not? We have not one. Okay. Well, that's your homework for after this.

713
00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:05,000
 It is insane. That's the word that everybody uses.

714
00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:17,000
 We should almost you guys just watch it and we should just have like a bonus episode. Just talk about it for this. Like it is fucking great. Like, I mean, you think you know where it's going.

715
00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:26,000
 And then you're like three left turns later and you're like, where the fuck am I? Like, all I know is it is a Carol Baskins is a bitch. It's all I know.

716
00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:38,000
 And she killed her husband, but that's the tigers probably. Yeah. But yeah, it's reality TV, right? I mean, it's a it's a document. It's, you know, I mean, like they're real people.

717
00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:49,000
 I mean, okay, but like the idiots and duck hunter. No, it's not like this is like this was filmed over like five year period. Like this is their life project.

718
00:36:49,000 --> 00:37:04,000
 No, the whole story starts out where the guy. Oh, he may explain the filmmaker in the beginning. Like, look at this. Sorry. Sorry. We're going off on tangent here. Yeah. You're going to ruin my homework.

719
00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:15,000
 Yeah. Yeah. So, so then they get to the US. They got in a new there. And they brought Harry with them. And then they. So they live it. I don't. I never. They live in some.

720
00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:24,000
 It's a boarding house. It's a boarding house with a blind crazy lady. I don't know what Miss is.

721
00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:36,000
 And she was the house. Mrs. Peterson is her name. Yeah. She's sick from road. Yeah, she's really. Yeah. And, but they dress Harry the tiger up in a trench coat.

722
00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:49,000
 And the door. Right. Isn't a fedora. Is it a something like that? Not a hat, but it's a hat. No, he looks like it's a private. It's a fedora. Right.

723
00:37:49,000 --> 00:38:01,000
 Yeah. Yeah. He looks like a P. Like my camera. Right. Yes. And so, and then she's got such bad sight. She can't tell that it's not a person. She thinks he's drunk.

724
00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:09,000
 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's right. She's like, I don't like drinkers. That's right. I forget what I am. So, yeah, that's a running gag. Right.

725
00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:13,000
 We'll show up and still think it's just a guy because she can't see anything.

726
00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:24,000
 So a throwaway line while they're driving to the house. Once I throw it, but it's a plot point that we didn't touch is that Tim Conway's like, we can't get the tiger. He's being rash.

727
00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:33,000
 So it's like, we can't get the tiger into the house. There's no pets allowed. How are we going to do this? And then it's like, well, where can we put him? He's like, how about a zoo? And he gets nano gets mad.

728
00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:44,000
 A little bit. He gets a little anger because the next scene is where Nanu brings out the voodoo doll.

729
00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:57,000
 So I thought we were watching this. I thought they fucked this up as well. I thought they got this wrong because I thought Voodoo was Louisiana, and it was more Haiti. But it's not.

730
00:38:57,000 --> 00:39:03,000
 It comes from Western after they get the geography a little wrong because Zambia's.

731
00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:17,000
 They say East Africa, but I really think it's more southern, but if you're looking at, yeah, Southeast, but I'm not going to, but they say West. So, but as Voodoo came from the traditions came from West Africa.

732
00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:21,000
 And then, yeah, we're, you know, built up in Louisiana during time. Yeah.

733
00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:33,000
 It was possible that cause I know was born and raised there and moved to show.

734
00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:39,000
 No, they got it. Right. So then this is, I thought this is one of the best scenes is when.

735
00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:42,000
 So what did it, it's a.

736
00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:53,000
 Like, Nanu coach Arthur sitting in the bed, and he's looking at the doll and he's like, what's, who's the doll? So he's like, I dressed him as, as coach Jackson, Milo, Jim Conway.

737
00:39:53,000 --> 00:40:01,000
 And he's like, he's like, you can't be. This is the modern world. You can't be believing this. And he's moving the doll around and, of course, in the background, Tim Conway is doing all this stuff.

738
00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:06,000
 And then he tries to walk out of the room and he just gets floated back to the other side of the room.

739
00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:13,000
 And he's like flipping, doing like flips in the air. Oh my God, as a kid, you'd probably be laughing.

740
00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:18,000
 I was like, I thought it was funny that I thought it was good too. I was like, because Conway does that.

741
00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:22,000
 And I don't know how they're doing it. I was looking. I can't figure out how they did it.

742
00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:24,000
 Yeah, it was pretty good. Yeah.

743
00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:33,000
 Pretty good wires like, but he doesn't look like, but he's wherever the harness he has on, they're doing it. And he's like, he's doing his little like, like looking like, hey, you see this and he tries to pick up.

744
00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:40,000
 He takes the lamp shade off to like uses a bullhorn and like yell at him, you know, the one top. Yeah.

745
00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:46,000
 And it's, I thought it was, I mean, I laughed. I thought that was good.

746
00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:51,000
 And it's, I mean, it's cheesy and stupid, but it works. But yeah, it works. It doesn't. Yeah.

747
00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:56,000
 So then now it's time for Jane.

748
00:40:56,000 --> 00:41:08,000
 That's right. They do. Well, they decide that, and they address this too, because I'm thinking like, they're bringing him back to play in a college. They're just going to let him be an athlete. He barely speaks English. Who knows if he reads and writes.

749
00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:12,000
 And they're like, Oh, no, no, it's great. We'll get him enrolled and we'll get him a tutor.

750
00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:13,000
 Yeah.

751
00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:23,000
 James, James, and James could be the tutor. She's like, I don't think I could tutor someone in five subjects and then she sees him sexy, Nanu walks in. Jan Michael.

752
00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:28,000
 Yeah.

753
00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:35,000
 And he locks eyes. And then they introduce each other. This is where they do the line. And he's like.

754
00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:41,000
 Me and you Jane. And then Tim Conway under his breath says, that doesn't sound right.

755
00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:46,000
 That's the thing is they say me and you're like, Oh, good Lord.

756
00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:56,000
 But then they address it. They give it. Yeah, they're like, no, no. And again, I laughed. I can admit it. It was funny.

757
00:41:56,000 --> 00:42:11,000
 Yeah, no, this is of, I mean, I think I told you recently I've watched like, it's a mad mad mad world and also the great race. And this is, it's just of those like, yes, they're like, you know the tropes.

758
00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:18,000
 But, I mean, but they, they covered like they address them. They, they know they're in it too. Like they're not.

759
00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:30,000
 Yeah, it's not night court where they say it and they just expect you to laugh. They know it's stupid. Like, yeah. So.

760
00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:43,000
 Oh, we got another. So that happens and they decide. We have a training montage. And now we have a training montage.

761
00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:50,000
 Yeah. That's the first one. He's like, so he's never done the pole vault. They're inside in the gym.

762
00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:57,000
 And yeah, I mean, I don't need to describe everything.

763
00:42:57,000 --> 00:43:05,000
 Like, that was funny. But what got me was it was when Tim, it goes, it looks like he broke the indoor and outdoor.

764
00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:12,000
 Oh, my God. I was like, wow. Oh, my God. Oh, God. It's just so.

765
00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:18,000
 That was good. Yeah, because I mean, somebody who's never done the pole vault would just bust your ass.

766
00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:23,000
 Yeah, they would hurt themselves or that they wouldn't get the pole down right. But no, he just breaks every record.

767
00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:28,000
 Yeah. So boom right up right from the drop breaks every record.

768
00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:31,000
 He was like, what is he does all kinds of stuff.

769
00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:37,000
 So the next, the next thing that's kind of cheesy. He does the track. He does the track breaks.

770
00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:42,000
 But the other people don't go off of starting block because Henry is laying in the lanes for that.

771
00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:44,000
 So we were like, yeah, whatever.

772
00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:49,000
 Then he does the field goal example on the football field where you're kicking, they're all the way down to one end.

773
00:43:49,000 --> 00:43:56,000
 And they're supposed to be kicking and he accidentally kicks at the wrong way and makes the field goal. So it's like a 80 yard field goal.

774
00:43:56,000 --> 00:43:59,000
 Yeah. And they're impressed by that. And then.

775
00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:00,000
 Basketball.

776
00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:08,000
 Yeah, they do basketball where he's guarding the in bounce pass. And the guy throws over his head. And then he's so fast. He runs down and steals it.

777
00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:12,000
 And then at half court just shoots the ball and makes it. So he's great at basketball.

778
00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:22,000
 Right. And then it's baseball. The baseball is kind of funny. He hits and he, you know, they throw it. He's a bat and he hits it. And they're like, run, run.

779
00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:26,000
 And he goes, he goes out and tackles the pitcher, which I thought.

780
00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:27,000
 Yeah.

781
00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:36,000
 Which honestly made it makes baseball interesting. No, but there again, they address it because coach Archer and coach Jackson.

782
00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:46,000
 And they're like, I think we're giving them too much to handle it once. They're like, we're overloading them. So they're like, let's back off.

783
00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:48,000
 Yeah.

784
00:44:48,000 --> 00:45:01,000
 Yeah. So that's the another. That's the next montage of him dead training. So now it's a Jane is tutoring him. We're back to Jane and then, and this is where they have the biology lesson.

785
00:45:01,000 --> 00:45:04,000
 Right. And then, then they go for a walk, right?

786
00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:07,000
 Yeah, go for a walk later. That's a little later.

787
00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:09,000
 Just the first lesson.

788
00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:29,000
 Right. But he is, it is very like, yeah, he's like a new like when Jane talked biology, you know, he does like the whole, yeah, Tarzan, it gets a little, she talks about muscles. But yeah, it's a little crunchy. It's a little, but it was, you know, there's a romantic aspect, but it's G rated romance.

789
00:45:29,000 --> 00:45:36,000
 But today, there would have been as we did, there would have been a joke about little men who's paying attention to, or something like that.

790
00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:40,000
 I think I think I made that joke during the project. There would have been a walk, Jan.

791
00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:44,000
 So it wasn't. Right.

792
00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:52,000
 And then I think the next thing is when that's the next thing we talked about, we were talking already were a nannies back in his room and Harry's in there.

793
00:45:52,000 --> 00:46:02,000
 Yeah. Yeah. And, and they wrestle and he's like Harry's jealous of Jane, blah, blah, blah, which actually kind of sets up that one of the scenes coming up. So I won't get.

794
00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:14,000
 Tiger. I don't care if that, I don't know. Yeah, he wrestles with the tiger. Literally, like you, like you would wrestle with your dog. Yeah, he, like, you know, and tigers paws are like the size of your head.

795
00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:19,000
 Right. And he's also 600 pounds or whatever. Yeah, he's not so big animals. Yeah.

796
00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:23,000
 Right. It was impressive. Again, the tiger is the best.

797
00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:32,000
 So then they cut to now they're doing a football practice scene, which is just, you know, nannies. It's funny that.

798
00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:38,000
 Yeah, we never see him. He just he just came to snap. Yeah, I see like a bunch of catching.

799
00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:45,000
 Right. Yeah, I feel like I feel like they realized that Jan Michael Vincent couldn't throw a football at all. So they're like, yeah.

800
00:46:45,000 --> 00:46:52,000
 He didn't know like Jan Michael Vincent only did the swimming scenes that he had a stunt double for every other sport. Oh, really?

801
00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:58,000
 He didn't do the pole vault through the skylight. I thought for sure that was. I feel like he did that in my heart.

802
00:46:58,000 --> 00:47:04,000
 He was running. He did the running scenes. Yeah. But I mean, the actual.

803
00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:08,000
 Like baseball and everything. He didn't. Yeah.

804
00:47:08,000 --> 00:47:17,000
 Yeah, there's a brass. There's a brass fact. All right. I'm going to give him my Brad fact about.

805
00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:33,000
 Hold on. I want to hold on. I want to know her name, though, before I go ahead and the one thing that I remembered incorrectly from this movie and we'll go into it is most of his performing actually comes out of track me later on.

806
00:47:33,000 --> 00:47:47,000
 I seem to have recalled him like actually playing these sports like playing football, especially football. Her name is Dale Hatton. I don't really remember the like him playing baseball or any, but I could have.

807
00:47:47,000 --> 00:48:04,000
 But it's like it's a lot. It's a lot like Greece, right? Where Danny Zuko does all this stuff and then next the really what he does is track and field, right? Yeah, exactly. Yeah. Just like that was the first thing that came into my head.

808
00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:20,000
 Like Greece. How would Greece stole this whole whole bit from them with the whole. Because he think about Danny Zuko does all this. He does. He does baseball. He does rest like they do a montage and then that's a good montage.

809
00:48:20,000 --> 00:48:41,000
 I mean, I hate to digress on some of it. That's a good montage. I do. I do. I know nobody really. I thought this is where I read my essence. Yeah. I love. I love when Danny Zuko plays baseball and they call him out and he takes the catcher's mask and pops it back.

810
00:48:41,000 --> 00:48:59,000
 Yeah. Is it the catcher's the umpire? Isn't it? Yeah. I remember which one it is, but yeah, whoever it is. It's the same. Same with it. It's still hilarious. Yeah, it is funny.

811
00:48:59,000 --> 00:49:07,000
 Okay. So what was her name? You said the actor? Dale. Dale Hatton. Okay. So she, this is her first movie.

812
00:49:07,000 --> 00:49:21,000
 Okay. She looks really young. Yeah. She was like Miss Montreal or something like that. But she Disney loved her. They had all these plans Disney Corporation had all these plans. They were going to have all these movies.

813
00:49:21,000 --> 00:49:30,000
 And then she posed in Playboy. Oh, and then she ended up doing. And then she ended up doing a bunch of like.

814
00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:39,000
 I won't say. I don't know. Probably what we would. We thought we referred to early. Probably like Skinnamax type films. And that was a lot of her career. Yeah.

815
00:49:39,000 --> 00:49:51,000
 Yep. That's, but Disney had this. Apparently they, they like were thought she was fantastic and had all these plans for her. And then she wouldn't. I mean, she had to do it. Okay. Like, she ended up. I don't know.

816
00:49:51,000 --> 00:49:58,000
 She owned a company later in life. And she did fine. But yeah, that was, I thought that was interesting that she.

817
00:49:58,000 --> 00:50:04,000
 So Brock, how am I going to start our laptops for Dale Hatton images and all of his report a graphic and all of my head shots.

818
00:50:04,000 --> 00:50:08,000
 All I did was Dale Hannon. Playboy.

819
00:50:08,000 --> 00:50:15,000
 There you go. Yeah. She definitely posed nude.

820
00:50:15,000 --> 00:50:20,000
 So here's, here's another scene I think where they're making fun of themselves. Right.

821
00:50:20,000 --> 00:50:29,000
 And the typical people in love slow motion running through the field towards each other scene. Right. That was great. I thought this is great too.

822
00:50:29,000 --> 00:50:39,000
 So it's that new and Jane running towards each other. And then, and this is probably the first time this ever happened out. We, everybody was, everybody probably listened has seen this before.

823
00:50:39,000 --> 00:50:47,000
 But this might be the first. He runs right by Jane and right to Harry the tiger and they roll around and frock in the book and the.

824
00:50:47,000 --> 00:50:56,000
 And she's like, you want to bench later and the tigers. Yeah, that's right. They're looking each other sitting on the bench and the tigers in between them.

825
00:50:56,000 --> 00:51:00,000
 They're feeding pigeons.

826
00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:10,000
 It's funny because, you know, I remember they're running towards each other and both Amanda and I are like, Oh, this is cheesy. And I think it was you, Brad, you're like, he's going to run to the tiger.

827
00:51:10,000 --> 00:51:20,000
 And it was funny. I think I remembered that twice. But I mean, yeah, it was funny how watching this. There were things that came back like as they were happening as they were happening. Yeah.

828
00:51:20,000 --> 00:51:28,000
 A few seconds before it happened. I'm like, wait a minute. I can't remember one. I don't have to go back and listen. Yeah, one of the ones who was like, Oh, wait, holy shit. I think.

829
00:51:28,000 --> 00:51:37,000
 Yeah, because I think I said, I think they dressed the tiger up as a person. I think I remember saying that like when the tiger showed up and it was like, I think they dress them up and take them back and they're like, wait, what?

830
00:51:37,000 --> 00:51:43,000
 That's like, no, I'm for sure he gets dressed. Yeah. Yep. Yep. So.

831
00:51:43,000 --> 00:51:54,000
 And then it shows them hanging out the next thing they're hanging out in the boat with with the tiger in the boat, like a little canoe or rowboat, right, hanging out. And that's where they make the statement.

832
00:51:54,000 --> 00:52:05,000
 They can, uh, can tire swim or in or Harry, they say something like Harry hates water. He can't swim. So they jump in the water, which is, this is one thing they got wrong because tigers love to swim.

833
00:52:05,000 --> 00:52:14,000
 Yeah. Yeah, whatever, you know, I mean, we'll let this one slide, I guess. Because what faces like spying on them at this point. Right. Yes.

834
00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:17,000
 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

835
00:52:17,000 --> 00:52:41,000
 What's his name? Leopold Maxwell. Yes. He's playing. Right. And this is where the whole just drop that in there. We should explain that. He's the voice of brainy. He actually was the voice of brainy Smurf in the Smurfs. And if you watch this movie, he looks like brainy. I'm pretty sure that they base brainy Smurfs appearance off this guy's actual appearance.

836
00:52:41,000 --> 00:52:48,000
 He just looks and told him just to talk, just. Yeah. You don't need to. You're not doing a voice.

837
00:52:48,000 --> 00:53:03,000
 And this is, this is what actually starts like the second plot. I don't know. This is the, I don't even know the movie term for, but antagonist, he decides that you stealing my girlfriend. I need to get him out of here.

838
00:53:03,000 --> 00:53:07,000
 Exactly. So this is where the hatred starts and he's like, yeah, I need to. Yeah.

839
00:53:07,000 --> 00:53:23,000
 So now we cut to Howard Cosell. And they're doing a member. They're doing the TV interview of coach Archer. And they're talking about how Nanu and how he's going to enter the NCAA track and field championship.

840
00:53:23,000 --> 00:53:27,000
 Right. What? Yeah. Oh, yeah.

841
00:53:27,000 --> 00:53:36,000
 It's a good component in the background. He's trying to. Yeah, he's creeping into the shot. Yeah, that's pretty good. And then at the end of the interview, he's like, what's the first thing you're going to do?

842
00:53:36,000 --> 00:53:45,000
 And he's like, I'm going to hire a new assistant coach. Yeah. That was pretty good. Yeah. That was good. But before we go to the actual.

843
00:53:45,000 --> 00:53:57,000
 We're not, we're not there. We're not. So this is when Leopold is watching the broadcast of this. And then they, they go to, as I say, East Africa to talk to Dr.

844
00:53:57,000 --> 00:54:11,000
 Gazzenga Gazzenga. And this is where Leopold realizes. Wait a minute. I figured out a way I can get Nanu out of here because Gazzenga is like, I just want my grandson to be fine.

845
00:54:11,000 --> 00:54:23,000
 I hope he's doing okay. So then he calls up the medical college at the, at the university and says, Hey, you need your next, your next speaker should be Dr. Gazzenga.

846
00:54:23,000 --> 00:54:28,000
 So then they, they decide to fly him in. Yeah. This is great.

847
00:54:28,000 --> 00:54:35,000
 That seems another example of Dr. Gazzenga smarter than anybody else in the room. Right. Yeah. I've got that.

848
00:54:35,000 --> 00:54:39,000
 Yeah, I could do that. That is kind of talked down to him. Yeah. Right.

849
00:54:39,000 --> 00:54:44,000
 But before, yeah. And for all that happens, though, they do.

850
00:54:44,000 --> 00:54:52,000
 They have another couple of throwaway scenes with Harry and Mr. Mrs. Peterson, the one who runs the boarding house where she's just to reinforce the fact that she can't see.

851
00:54:52,000 --> 00:55:02,000
 And she thinks Harry's a real person. The Tigers are real. Like, I don't know. That's, that's, that's just like throw away. I don't know what that really is. I think that's a pad.

852
00:55:02,000 --> 00:55:06,000
 It's a kid's movie. So that's all that is. Right.

853
00:55:06,000 --> 00:55:15,000
 Yeah, I guess the lady who runs the boarding house never really factors into the plot in any huge way.

854
00:55:15,000 --> 00:55:22,000
 She's just there. She doesn't really save the day at any point. No, she's part of the tiger joke. She's just right. She's left. That's all she is. Yeah.

855
00:55:22,000 --> 00:55:30,000
 So now you're right now, man. Well, there's the scene where Jane, this is where Jane and a man who go on the walk and.

856
00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:33,000
 Oh, and then Nanu learns how to kiss. Yeah.

857
00:55:33,000 --> 00:55:39,000
 But then we looked at when we were talking about like another thing. Yes. And then we looked up and.

858
00:55:39,000 --> 00:55:46,000
 They're like African nations evidently. They, a lot of them don't use kissing as physical affection.

859
00:55:46,000 --> 00:55:56,000
 Where this is on Wikipedia. We looked this up. Are we sure about this? You keep going to look at it. I don't want to offend anyone. It's just what we think. We're not sure.

860
00:55:56,000 --> 00:56:00,000
 This is what we found. What we found. Yeah. Yeah.

861
00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:08,000
 Well, it's just that it's like anything. We assume that because that's what we do for something that everybody does. Yeah. But apparently.

862
00:56:08,000 --> 00:56:13,000
 We're cultures in Africa. We're kissing is not a fact. Maybe it's used for something else like a greeting. I don't know.

863
00:56:13,000 --> 00:56:20,000
 It's not a perfection. So when Nanu says, Oh, what is kissing? You're like, Oh, yeah, you're from Africa. You're backwards.

864
00:56:20,000 --> 00:56:25,000
 But it may truly be that where he lived, it just wasn't a thing. All right.

865
00:56:25,000 --> 00:56:28,000
 There's a.

866
00:56:28,000 --> 00:56:31,000
 Africa dot com.

867
00:56:31,000 --> 00:56:39,000
 There's a lot of stories and one of them. Sorry, Brad. No, okay. I'm listening.

868
00:56:39,000 --> 00:56:45,000
 This is out of 168 culture studied worldwide, only 77 kiss romantically.

869
00:56:45,000 --> 00:56:49,000
 And out of 31 culture studied in Africa, only four.

870
00:56:49,000 --> 00:56:53,000
 And it's because that's a major way to pass.

871
00:56:53,000 --> 00:56:56,000
 Bacteria and viruses back and forth.

872
00:56:56,000 --> 00:57:03,000
 Could really know. Do you think they really do that? The point is, go for a joke.

873
00:57:03,000 --> 00:57:10,000
 Well, I don't know. I feel like the point is, is that the idea of kissing being foreign isn't ridiculous.

874
00:57:10,000 --> 00:57:16,000
 Yeah. Whether they did. I don't know, but with some of the other stuff in this movie, I feel like they may have actually done.

875
00:57:16,000 --> 00:57:19,000
 I know.

876
00:57:19,000 --> 00:57:28,000
 So that leads up to this. That leads up to the Dr. Gazinga scene where he shows how dumb white people really are, which is probably this is his.

877
00:57:28,000 --> 00:57:35,000
 Sheriff Bart moment. Right. This is where he, he kidnapped himself, essentially. And, you know.

878
00:57:35,000 --> 00:57:39,000
 Yeah. Well, the part where they're like, you don't look like a witch doctor and he puts the bone.

879
00:57:39,000 --> 00:57:41,000
 That's the furthest.

880
00:57:41,000 --> 00:57:44,000
 He puts the bone in for the photo and he's like, it's good for the sciences.

881
00:57:44,000 --> 00:57:50,000
 He's like, you know.

882
00:57:50,000 --> 00:57:51,000
 And then.

883
00:57:51,000 --> 00:58:03,000
 So then he played a cringe moment and it never comes. It never comes. No, he is tomorrow because then he, in the next, the next scene, he's in some like, you know, they're having some with a bunch of white epidemic.

884
00:58:03,000 --> 00:58:12,000
 Right. And the head of neurology, I think is who he talks to next and the guy's like, so tell me about your research you're doing in the, in the jungle.

885
00:58:12,000 --> 00:58:17,000
 And he's like, well, I'm very close. I'm very close to finite cure for the common cold.

886
00:58:17,000 --> 00:58:23,000
 And the guy's like, really, that sounds interesting. It's like, yes, one of your major pharmaceutical companies is offering me $20,000.

887
00:58:23,000 --> 00:58:29,000
 He's like, well, that's great. He goes, yes, to be quiet. You know, yeah.

888
00:58:29,000 --> 00:58:40,000
 Sorry. I mean, you know, this was 46 years ago. Right. So it was already a thing. Yeah. Well, then there's another, the other one that made me laugh was great. Yeah.

889
00:58:40,000 --> 00:58:44,000
 I mean, it's like, it's like, it's really all in the mind.

890
00:58:44,000 --> 00:58:54,000
 No, no, no, the one I was thinking of where he was like, he's like, how are you doing? He's like, well, we're building a bunch of facilities to bring in more doctors. He's like, Oh, that's great. You're building a bunch of hospitals.

891
00:58:54,000 --> 00:58:58,000
 He's like, no, no, we're building golf courses.

892
00:58:58,000 --> 00:59:08,000
 Again, again, they got it right. Like that's, you know,

893
00:59:08,000 --> 00:59:18,000
 like that. And then there's, yeah, there is the thing where the one that is kind of weird is where the guy, the alumni is deaf, but he thinks he can't walk and makes them walk.

894
00:59:18,000 --> 00:59:21,000
 That one kind of throw it, but that's what those two were like, yeah.

895
00:59:21,000 --> 00:59:31,000
 But no, it was the, it was before that where he's like, you know, do you really perform magic? And he's like, no, it's just the power of the mind. It's understanding how people think.

896
00:59:31,000 --> 00:59:44,000
 And that's not a joke. I mean, there's, yeah. Oh, I know. But he's he's a smartest guy. He's just more advanced in thinking than you think, you know, this is which doctor from Africa, you know, like, no, he's actually like, he knows what he's doing.

897
00:59:44,000 --> 00:59:46,000
 Right.

898
00:59:46,000 --> 00:59:47,000
 So, all right.

899
00:59:47,000 --> 00:59:56,000
 So the next scene is the, uh, some braille bar scene, which is.

900
00:59:56,000 --> 01:00:06,000
 So they end up, they're at the NCAA championships, which are offsite somewhere. And they're hanging out at the hotel bar. And, um,

901
01:00:06,000 --> 01:00:10,000
 and doctor, because Zinga comes in and he finds.

902
01:00:10,000 --> 01:00:18,000
 He's looking for Nanu, right? He's looking for Nanu, but he finds coach, he finds Milo, the assistant coach, and he's like, where is he? And he's like,

903
01:00:18,000 --> 01:00:29,000
 I'm not gonna tell you. I'm not gonna tell you. He's like, I don't want to get rough with you. And he's like, hold on. And then he's like, and then he performed some, uh, which doctor magic on him, which he says, this is where he also again.

904
01:00:29,000 --> 01:00:33,000
 He's like, this is all in your mind. And he has him hold for two candles.

905
01:00:33,000 --> 01:00:39,000
 And then he transformed Milo are into only three inches tall.

906
01:00:39,000 --> 01:00:52,000
 This is what he said, like this is the weird, like this part, but he says it's all in his mind. This is the weirdest part in the whole movie. Yeah, this is, this is weird, but it's funny. It's funny. I think it's still funny.

907
01:00:52,000 --> 01:01:01,000
 So, yeah, the props that Disney made for those were really expensive, like a big part of the budget for this movie went into the props for this guy into the props for this.

908
01:01:01,000 --> 01:01:12,000
 Five minute scene, really? I guess, yeah, I mean, it looked like, I mean, it looked real. It was an only five minutes. It felt like it was like 10 or 15. I think it was only. Well, it's intercut with.

909
01:01:12,000 --> 01:01:22,000
 It is intercut with when Nanu finds out that coach Archer lied to him to get him to come over. So, there is that scene. He has to get out of the cocktail glass.

910
01:01:22,000 --> 01:01:28,000
 And then he has to get out of the purse. And I feel like each one of those with several. And then there's a phone.

911
01:01:28,000 --> 01:01:39,000
 So, yeah, he has to, yeah. So, the music, I love the music during the scene. I don't know what it is. I got to find it, but it's great.

912
01:01:39,000 --> 01:01:49,000
 So, yeah, eventually, yeah, he gets dropped into the woman's drink and then he gets out of that. And then he climbs over her ashtray where cigarettes burning. He warms up and dries off real quick.

913
01:01:49,000 --> 01:01:57,000
 And then he jumps off the seat, falls into her purse, then he stuck in her purse. And I just had to write down what was in her purse because it was crazy.

914
01:01:57,000 --> 01:02:05,000
 So, if you look real closely, she's got a power bill in her purse. And so the woman's name is Amanda Stewart.

915
01:02:05,000 --> 01:02:14,000
 And it looks like it looks like she lives in Canton, Ohio, based on her return address. And she's a power bill.

916
01:02:14,000 --> 01:02:26,000
 Yeah, she's there for a wedding. So, no, she's, she's leaving to go to Hawaii. So, yeah, her daughters getting married to a man she's never met. How can you believe that she's a school teacher?

917
01:02:26,000 --> 01:02:29,000
 I mean, I remember all this. Yeah.

918
01:02:29,000 --> 01:02:33,000
 None of this is important to the movie. No, no, no, it's not. I just thought it's fine.

919
01:02:33,000 --> 01:02:44,000
 So, in this, so you have to imagine they just built this, as Brock said earlier, Amanda said, they built this prop and there's this huge room or room with these huge things.

920
01:02:44,000 --> 01:02:51,000
 There's the letter, which is a huge letter, right? It's bigger than Tom Tim Conway's little three install. There's a spool thread with a needle.

921
01:02:51,000 --> 01:02:54,000
 There's a comb and as well as a brush.

922
01:02:54,000 --> 01:03:01,000
 There's a pack of cigarettes. There's some keys hanging up. There's a thing of lipstick. There's a compact. There's a camera.

923
01:03:01,000 --> 01:03:04,000
 There's hairpins and scissors all in this purse.

924
01:03:04,000 --> 01:03:13,000
 That purse cost no tampons. That purse cost $15,000 to build in 1973. Holy shit.

925
01:03:13,000 --> 01:03:22,000
 Wow. I mean, I guess it was worth it. It's a pretty good scene. I mean, it looks, it looks, it looks really good. They didn't like, it didn't look cheesy. They didn't try to like.

926
01:03:22,000 --> 01:03:27,000
 Superimpose him on top of like, like this, like, they, they, yeah, they built it.

927
01:03:27,000 --> 01:03:31,000
 He is interacting with all these objects and they're, you know, legit.

928
01:03:31,000 --> 01:03:36,000
 So, I mean, he said that $1,000 in today's money.

929
01:03:36,000 --> 01:03:39,000
 That's nothing for a fucking for Disney back to Disney.

930
01:03:39,000 --> 01:03:42,000
 Like they are today. Come on. That's nothing.

931
01:03:42,000 --> 01:03:46,000
 They fucking spent that, you know, taking a.

932
01:03:46,000 --> 01:03:57,000
 Julie Andrews. That's a, that's a lunch, you know, whatever, Mary Poppin. What was her name? I got it right. Julie Andrews, right? What's her name? Andrews Andrews Andrews. Sorry. Sorry.

933
01:03:57,000 --> 01:04:04,000
 All the Mary Poppin fans out there that I just don't send us any emails. We got it right.

934
01:04:04,000 --> 01:04:19,000
 Yeah. So, yes, we're going to get emailed to people who are listening. So maybe we'll get some emails. The telephone costs $45,000 in today's dollars. Just the telephone. It was a road.

935
01:04:19,000 --> 01:04:22,000
 It's a road. I mean, it actually had rotor.

936
01:04:22,000 --> 01:04:32,000
 I did like that when Miss Amanda Stewart is paying her bill. And I think you said this on the, when we're listening to it or watching the event that her drink was only a dollar and a quarter.

937
01:04:32,000 --> 01:04:40,000
 Right. I was like, I like this. What is that? What is that in today's prices? Oh, yeah, let's do that in a quarter. Yeah.

938
01:04:40,000 --> 01:04:52,000
 That's without a tip. Seven bucks. That's a, that's a, that's a good drink. And she was a mixed drink. It was a hot. Yeah, that's a good tip.

939
01:04:52,000 --> 01:04:59,000
 So, yeah, he gets out of the purse. He falls down. He gets the phone and he gets to call. Yeah.

940
01:04:59,000 --> 01:05:08,000
 I invest their best is to keep cutting into this drunk, drunk guy at the bar, who is like, he's Disney drunk. He is the.

941
01:05:08,000 --> 01:05:10,000
 He might as well. He might as well.

942
01:05:10,000 --> 01:05:16,000
 He's one drunk. He looks like the drunk store from all the, you know,

943
01:05:16,000 --> 01:05:27,000
 Warner Brothers, Warner Brothers stuff. How dry. You know, you see that like that kind of. And just like the whole point of this is it's making it so.

944
01:05:27,000 --> 01:05:36,000
 Milo can't warn the coach that Gazenga is looking for none. Right. But they run into, they already ran into one another upstairs. That's the why.

945
01:05:36,000 --> 01:05:38,000
 Yeah.

946
01:05:38,000 --> 01:05:45,000
 It's just so, I mean, I get why they did it. It's just funny. It's a kids movie and that's really funny. It's just.

947
01:05:45,000 --> 01:05:51,000
 I don't know. This is so much cost and film time just to keep them from making a phone call.

948
01:05:51,000 --> 01:05:55,000
 But you get him Conway is comedic genius. I guess.

949
01:05:55,000 --> 01:06:03,000
 Every bit of that is Tim Conway. It was probably his contract. Right. I need 10 minutes of me being funny time and just me.

950
01:06:03,000 --> 01:06:08,000
 I think they probably were like, we got him for a reason. Get him 10 minutes. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

951
01:06:08,000 --> 01:06:12,000
 It was probably like we're going to build this shit and he's going to make it worth it.

952
01:06:12,000 --> 01:06:16,000
 What you do? I think it's a good. I mean, I think it's fine.

953
01:06:16,000 --> 01:06:20,000
 I think it holds up.

954
01:06:20,000 --> 01:06:26,000
 So Brock didn't have to add the drum sound there. I could just do it myself.

955
01:06:26,000 --> 01:06:29,000
 So.

956
01:06:29,000 --> 01:06:33,000
 You know, then he gets out.

957
01:06:33,000 --> 01:06:47,000
 And during that whole scene, like I said, it's intercut back and forth. First coach Archer and Gesenga have a talk and then coach Archer talks to Nanu and then he finds out that he was tricked.

958
01:06:47,000 --> 01:06:51,000
 Well, he comes clean. Not Milo.

959
01:06:51,000 --> 01:06:59,000
 Archer kind of comes clean. He does come clean. But he basically misstates and then he has to come clean. He does come clean. And then Nanu runs off.

960
01:06:59,000 --> 01:07:03,000
 So then they decide they have to go find him.

961
01:07:03,000 --> 01:07:11,000
 And luckily their hotel is right next to the zoo, which is where Nanu took all his clothes off, except for his loincloth. I guess he wore his underwear.

962
01:07:11,000 --> 01:07:18,000
 I remember what exhibit he was sitting in at that. Well, he's sitting in some exhibit when they find him.

963
01:07:18,000 --> 01:07:20,000
 Do you guys remember what it was?

964
01:07:20,000 --> 01:07:24,000
 Remember, it's just an exhibit. I don't know if there's even anything in it.

965
01:07:24,000 --> 01:07:38,000
 So then the whole spiel is, he's like, why do you want me to do this? It's like, could you be the greatest? He's like, well, if it's that important that you would lie about it. Nanu's like, if it's that important, you lie about it.

966
01:07:38,000 --> 01:07:51,000
 I don't want anything to do with it. And then he gives the whole spiel about Jim Thorpe, the African American athlete who tried to do this one time to compete in every event in a track field event.

967
01:07:51,000 --> 01:08:00,000
 Yeah, and didn't make it, which is not true. I looked that up. I did a little research on Jim Thorpe.

968
01:08:00,000 --> 01:08:13,000
 And I think what they're alluding to is the decaf, so in the 1912 Olympics, Jim Thorpe ran in the Patathlon, which is five events, and the decathlon, which is 10.

969
01:08:13,000 --> 01:08:28,000
 He won four of the five events in the Patathlon, and then was in the top, he won, I think, three or four of the decathlon and placed in the top four and all the events, and has the most points ever for anyone.

970
01:08:28,000 --> 01:08:45,000
 And then the Patathlon in Olympic history. But unfortunately, his records have been wiped from the Olympics because he played minor league or professional semi professional baseball in Rocky Mountain, North Carolina, like two years before that.

971
01:08:45,000 --> 01:08:59,000
 And then there wasn't an amateur. He wasn't an amateur. Yeah, he was the real sticklers for him. Yeah. So, but he, yeah, so I mean, they said that the whole speech speech that the coach gives them is that you could be the first one to do this be the winner.

972
01:08:59,000 --> 01:09:18,000
 And I think they mean win every event. And I really, so I guess what he's really doing is running into Catholic, why they just didn't say decathlon in this movie instead of the whole track and field event. I don't know why they decided to, because that's all he's because if you count the events he does, it's about 10 right he does the disc.

973
01:09:18,000 --> 01:09:34,000
 He does the, this is pole vault long jump shot put open hundred open for javelin. He does like the 1500 yeah I mean, when he does a hurdle. Yeah, so it's, it's the decathlon is what he's doing.

974
01:09:34,000 --> 01:09:47,000
 But they, why they decided to call it something. Right. Well, when they, they show the outside of the place where they're all staying and says welcome NCAA athletes. I don't know if it would say that, you know, but that's okay.

975
01:09:47,000 --> 01:09:54,000
 So then they decide they're like, all right, he's not going to be, he's like, I'm not going to do it. And they're like, all right, they leave. And then also then it comes running back. He's like, I'll do it.

976
01:09:54,000 --> 01:10:03,000
 And he's like, or he comes back and he's like, why did Jim Thorpe fail. What went wrong. He's what he asked him. He's like, he didn't have me as a coach is what coach Archer says.

977
01:10:03,000 --> 01:10:16,000
 And then he's like, okay, okay. And then then he was on board. He's like, I'll do it. So then we cut to the 50th NCAA track and field championships with Howard co cell.

978
01:10:16,000 --> 01:10:34,000
 He's going on as the announcer and he's sidekick buzzer is the his, his, his co host, who he never lets he, this is this is a great bit. And he got me every time he every time he'll Howard co cell is making fun of himself, because he sits there and does his little

979
01:10:34,000 --> 01:10:43,000
 speed and then he's asked his co announcer question and then right before he goes to answer as he starts to he just cuts him off and keeps going with his own.

980
01:10:43,000 --> 01:11:02,000
 Great. It didn't get old either. He didn't get old now. So, evidently that's something he did. I don't know. No, that it was a trope like it became something more. It's kind of like the, like, John Madden with the boom, like, you know, he didn't do that all the time, but like, like, it was kind of like

981
01:11:02,000 --> 01:11:12,000
 everybody, it got, you know, greater than it was kind of thing. Yeah. So, but it was. Yeah. So then they cut to like the college is competing in the track and field event. And it's.

982
01:11:12,000 --> 01:11:20,000
 Do you guys remember the colleges? Villanova. That's one. You ever see a Southern California. Yeah.

983
01:11:20,000 --> 01:11:31,000
 Maryville University of Texas El Paso. Oh, good call Brock. Yes. Is that right? Yeah. You tell me one more.

984
01:11:31,000 --> 01:11:44,000
 Well, hold on. Wait, let me think. They actually, no, no, no, Brigham Young. I don't know which is sadder that I wrote them down or that you guys remember them off the cuff.

985
01:11:44,000 --> 01:11:57,000
 I think it's pretty sad that I could remember those. The more the more one got me. That was memorable. I don't know why I remember Texas El Paso. I remember USC because the actual track coach of USC was asked to be in the movie and he was like, sure.

986
01:11:57,000 --> 01:12:04,000
 Cause that's the thing. Yeah, you, USC makes sense because they probably filmed it like right. Yeah. Yeah. And I, Maryville is supposed to be helping.

987
01:12:04,000 --> 01:12:10,000
 Yeah. The U-TEP, I think it's, uh, Phil Nova is a little weird too, I think. You have to.

988
01:12:10,000 --> 01:12:18,000
 Was in the film, went there. Yeah. Right. You put U-TEP in or I'm not making this. Yeah. I'm making.

989
01:12:18,000 --> 01:12:29,000
 So then, all right. So then, yeah. So it's the time for the track and they're introducing all the teams and it's like, you know, 15 people, 20 people in each team and then it's just Nanu standing there for Maryville.

990
01:12:29,000 --> 01:12:34,000
 It was kind of funny and all the teams look at him like what? Yeah, like. Yeah. Yeah.

991
01:12:34,000 --> 01:12:37,000
 And then, uh, yeah. So.

992
01:12:37,000 --> 01:12:46,000
 So then they cut to Jane and, uh, Harry are in the stands watching Harry's dressed up in his, uh, trench coat and, and top hat or not top hat, but it's.

993
01:12:46,000 --> 01:12:54,000
 Yeah. Yeah. So, so then then we had the first event, which was the, I think it was the 100 yard dash.

994
01:12:54,000 --> 01:12:58,000
 Yeah, it had to be, no, it was. It makes the world record. Right.

995
01:12:58,000 --> 01:13:03,000
 Eight years. Yeah, which we had to look up and the same bolt runs it in like nine point something.

996
01:13:03,000 --> 01:13:06,000
 Nine point five eight is the world record. Yeah.

997
01:13:06,000 --> 01:13:10,000
 That is insane. Right. Same time. Right.

998
01:13:10,000 --> 01:13:22,000
 So then the next they did, they did the next thing they do the hurdles, which he wins, even after stopping to pick up the guy, and then coming back from behind. Yeah, again.

999
01:13:22,000 --> 01:13:29,000
 And then, and then coach Archer as the throwaway line of who taught him how to be a good sport.

1000
01:13:29,000 --> 01:13:35,000
 So this whole time also.

1001
01:13:35,000 --> 01:13:44,000
 Leopold is sitting in the, in the stands with, uh, Dr. Gazingo.

1002
01:13:44,000 --> 01:13:54,000
 And, uh, he's constantly in his ear, like, look at what they're doing to him. They're making him into, you know, they're, you need to stop him. You need to help, and he's trying to be like, he's like, he is my God son.

1003
01:13:54,000 --> 01:13:58,000
 I don't want him to do badly. I don't want to, but then he just.

1004
01:13:58,000 --> 01:14:08,000
 Yeah. It's a very human moment, actually. Right. And then he decides. All right. I'm going to use my, my voodoo powers to stop him from doing as well in this stuff.

1005
01:14:08,000 --> 01:14:18,000
 And then, uh, well, first, uh, he does the one long jump where he falls back and they're like, it would have been good, but you fell back. And then they're like.

1006
01:14:18,000 --> 01:14:29,000
 So he's going to do a second long jump. And this is where the voodoo starts. And, uh, which is a pretty good scene. He does the long jump. And then he pulls him, like, all the way back, like 10 yards, which I thought was kind of.

1007
01:14:29,000 --> 01:14:33,000
 Yeah, using the voodoo at all. And he's like.

1008
01:14:33,000 --> 01:14:38,000
 Yeah, the pole vault thing. Well, the javelin goes.

1009
01:14:38,000 --> 01:14:49,000
 Okay. The javelin, he throws its negative 10 feet. Right. And then we have a montage.

1010
01:14:49,000 --> 01:15:01,000
 We have a failure montage of a, and this one's a little weird because it's like, it's like three images superimposed or two images superimposed on each other because it's.

1011
01:15:01,000 --> 01:15:12,000
 He's doing his head as he's doing this stuff. And then it's that new doing all the events, right, where he does the shot put in the ball just floats up in the air. It drops down.

1012
01:15:12,000 --> 01:15:17,000
 And then he does the pole vault and the whole vault has ED.

1013
01:15:17,000 --> 01:15:22,000
 And the disc just worries up like in the quicksand. Right.

1014
01:15:22,000 --> 01:15:27,000
 He spins around and just goes straight into the ground. Yeah. Yeah, total looney tunes moment.

1015
01:15:27,000 --> 01:15:34,000
 Right. Yeah, it's a little and then, and then it's the next one's the race. I think it's like the 1500.

1016
01:15:34,000 --> 01:15:44,000
 Or the 1600. I guess it would be back then running, but he can't move. He's like running in place. Yeah, he starts running in place. And that's when.

1017
01:15:44,000 --> 01:15:52,000
 Well, why all that's going on Milo and coach Archer trying to find him in the stands. They've realized that he's in the stands.

1018
01:15:52,000 --> 01:15:59,000
 And because Zinga's in the stands, they're trying to find him, right? And then with, yeah, they're trying to find him. They can't find him. And then.

1019
01:15:59,000 --> 01:16:02,000
 Right. And then.

1020
01:16:02,000 --> 01:16:12,000
 That's when all of a sudden, you know, Milo has that other voodoo doll that he found in the when he was being the voodoo doll. He had picked it up at some point. I guess I can't remember.

1021
01:16:12,000 --> 01:16:18,000
 So he has the other voodoo doll. He dressed this is up as Dr. Good thing. And then.

1022
01:16:18,000 --> 01:16:25,000
 Throws it over shoulder. Well, no, he's trying to tell coach Archer. Hey, listen, I've got to do it all. We could just and he was like, get that out.

1023
01:16:25,000 --> 01:16:32,000
 And he throws it in the lands of the water bucket. And then that's when good Zinga gets shot out of the stands into the pool, which is right behind the stands, apparently.

1024
01:16:32,000 --> 01:16:37,000
 Which is, I mean, very fortunate for him, right? Yeah.

1025
01:16:37,000 --> 01:16:45,000
 And again, it's over. I mean, the voodoo in this movie is over the top and ridiculous, but it's funny. It's slapstick. Yeah.

1026
01:16:45,000 --> 01:16:49,000
 Right. So now it's time for.

1027
01:16:49,000 --> 01:16:53,000
 It's the final. It's their final push to win all the events. Right. They realize.

1028
01:16:53,000 --> 01:17:04,000
 Run that open 16, right? Oh, yeah, he does. He starts running. He does win that. Yeah, he wins that 16. And as he's winning that, as he's winning, as he's in the lead of that, that's when.

1029
01:17:04,000 --> 01:17:18,000
 The coach comes up to him and he's like, Hey, listen, just keep running. We've got this figured out. Apparently, there's some time limit to the way the Catholic on works. So he can, if you can get all the other events in in time and want to run the 400, which is the last race.

1030
01:17:18,000 --> 01:17:24,000
 I think it's the 400. Yeah, because they say the four or they say the 440. That's what they actually say.

1031
01:17:24,000 --> 01:17:39,000
 Which is weird. That's a relay. Okay. Doesn't matter. I mean, so then, yeah. So then he, he wins the race. He runs. He rushes right over does the high job. Then from the while he's doing the high job, he gets thrown the javelin.

1032
01:17:39,000 --> 01:17:51,000
 He runs over throws the javelin and then he gets carried over to the, the discus next, then one of the coolest scenes, I think in the movie, which they actually had to do because it's not special.

1033
01:17:51,000 --> 01:18:00,000
 Where they had the pole vault lay in there and John Amos kicks it up into the air and and as he's running down the pole vault.

1034
01:18:00,000 --> 01:18:21,000
 So if it catches it and then does the pole vault. Right. I mean, they actually, I wonder how many takes it took them to get that to where he caught it because it's a, I mean, it's a pretty good I watch I backed up.

1035
01:18:21,000 --> 01:18:35,000
 That's real. So he does that. Does it diss does all, then he, and then he's doing the high jump as the 440 starting the other way. Does the high jump and all the whole time the announcer's now said he's broke the world or the NCAA record for this.

1036
01:18:35,000 --> 01:18:43,000
 Like he breaks all the records for all these events. And then he has to go and do the high, do the catch up on the 440 because he's behind.

1037
01:18:43,000 --> 01:18:56,000
 And then it's weird because then Harriet roars and then he gets up and he wins. And then he, yeah, he gets a second wind and runs down the and runs and then tiger power. Yeah.

1038
01:18:56,000 --> 01:19:15,000
 And the one funny scene is that I think in the analysis because Howard Howard for cells going crazy is now and buzzer his, his co or co announcer picks up the trash can and throws it on his head.

1039
01:19:15,000 --> 01:19:24,000
 Because then he comes in and despite everything he's happy because he's happy. No. Yeah. Not some just won all this stuff.

1040
01:19:24,000 --> 01:19:35,000
 So he's he's like made out to be the bad guy and a little bit of it but he's really not the bad guy. Well, he says something. He says something at the end where he's like it's, you know, it's good for him to have failure.

1041
01:19:35,000 --> 01:19:46,000
 Right. But then also you get the scene where Leopold runs out on the track and the target. Yeah, Harry chasing them down. Good thing I'm not running against him. I would have lost, you know, kind of.

1042
01:19:46,000 --> 01:19:50,000
 It's just, it's silly, but right.

1043
01:19:50,000 --> 01:20:02,000
 And then you, and then we have the moment at the end or towards the end here where a nannoo sitting there looking all the paper newspaper clippings of how he's a champion and all this and he's like, he's talking to Harry he's like I don't get it.

1044
01:20:02,000 --> 01:20:07,000
 Like, just because I'm better at other person than this sport why why what makes.

1045
01:20:07,000 --> 01:20:13,000
 Well, I guess I get my picture and paper other than him what makes me so special he doesn't get it. He doesn't understand the importance.

1046
01:20:13,000 --> 01:20:21,000
 Right. Like they're all good. Yeah. Why is it only important that I'm better right now. Right. He doesn't understand the importance of winning.

1047
01:20:21,000 --> 01:20:27,000
 Why, or why winning is important. He doesn't, he does has no idea, which is, I mean, kind of.

1048
01:20:27,000 --> 01:20:38,000
 Actually, it's a good. It was a good message for the day. Yeah, it wasn't some. Oh, he was the best he wanted. They ended it. They were like, no, he doesn't understand either. He just wants to be happy. So he tells.

1049
01:20:38,000 --> 01:20:41,000
 He calls up coach and then he's a.

1050
01:20:41,000 --> 01:20:43,560
 He's like, hey, I'm go back to Africa.

1051
01:20:43,560 --> 01:20:44,760
 - He was gonna do one of them.

1052
01:20:44,760 --> 01:20:46,120
 - Yeah, they wanted to go to the other one.

1053
01:20:46,120 --> 01:20:46,960
 - They wanted to do that.

1054
01:20:46,960 --> 01:20:47,800
 I don't need to do that.

1055
01:20:47,800 --> 01:20:50,000
 So he goes back to Africa with Jane.

1056
01:20:50,000 --> 01:20:50,840
 - Yeah.

1057
01:20:50,840 --> 01:20:51,680
 - Yeah.

1058
01:20:51,680 --> 01:20:52,880
 - And then the end of the movie.

1059
01:20:52,880 --> 01:20:54,200
 - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on.

1060
01:20:54,200 --> 01:20:55,680
 Before we just back with Jane,

1061
01:20:55,680 --> 01:20:57,400
 remember they tried to talk about,

1062
01:20:57,400 --> 01:20:58,240
 that's their whole excuse.

1063
01:20:58,240 --> 01:20:59,680
 Like you can go and go back, Jane loves you.

1064
01:20:59,680 --> 01:21:00,920
 And then of course, Jane's there.

1065
01:21:00,920 --> 01:21:04,920
 But it is a kick-ass parking job they do in that,

1066
01:21:04,920 --> 01:21:05,840
 in that fucking area.

1067
01:21:05,840 --> 01:21:07,000
 - Oh, we're already doing something.

1068
01:21:07,000 --> 01:21:10,600
 - They do a reverse, like, parallel park.

1069
01:21:11,840 --> 01:21:14,080
 - That was a good, that was a really good song.

1070
01:21:14,080 --> 01:21:16,640
 - Yeah, that was a good song, yeah, I like that.

1071
01:21:16,640 --> 01:21:17,480
 - But I don't really,

1072
01:21:17,480 --> 01:21:19,320
 I can appreciate that now, but as a kid,

1073
01:21:19,320 --> 01:21:20,220
 I was like, yeah, whatever.

1074
01:21:20,220 --> 01:21:21,120
 They got to the airport.

1075
01:21:21,120 --> 01:21:24,160
 - Yeah, but so when they're running to the car,

1076
01:21:24,160 --> 01:21:26,040
 they're trying to figure out all these excuses.

1077
01:21:26,040 --> 01:21:27,200
 And he's running through them.

1078
01:21:27,200 --> 01:21:28,880
 And he's like, he can't go back,

1079
01:21:28,880 --> 01:21:31,880
 'cause nobody, and co-structures throws us away.

1080
01:21:31,880 --> 01:21:34,560
 He goes back to the gazinga's not a bad guy.

1081
01:21:34,560 --> 01:21:36,240
 He's a good, he's like,

1082
01:21:36,240 --> 01:21:38,240
 we'll tell him that no one back at home loves America.

1083
01:21:38,240 --> 01:21:39,200
 He goes, no, we can't say that,

1084
01:21:39,200 --> 01:21:42,720
 'cause gazinga was crying and really happy that he won.

1085
01:21:42,720 --> 01:21:45,800
 Like, they throw that in, like, another explanation of,

1086
01:21:45,800 --> 01:21:48,720
 yeah, they just cover all their, like, this, yeah.

1087
01:21:48,720 --> 01:21:49,880
 - It really did, yeah.

1088
01:21:49,880 --> 01:21:51,880
 - It really, I mean, like, all the things I thought

1089
01:21:51,880 --> 01:21:54,960
 were gonna be, like, this really, I mean, so yeah.

1090
01:21:54,960 --> 01:21:59,200
 So then they go, the hairy goes to Africa.

1091
01:21:59,200 --> 01:22:00,720
 I mean, I'm sorry, not hairy.

1092
01:22:00,720 --> 01:22:03,360
 Well, hairy does, like, but they, yeah, Jane,

1093
01:22:03,360 --> 01:22:06,080
 and then who go, and then, like, once again,

1094
01:22:06,080 --> 01:22:09,360
 we're back to co-charger and just wants to get away.

1095
01:22:09,360 --> 01:22:10,840
 So he gets on far.

1096
01:22:10,840 --> 01:22:12,800
 - I love what they're in the airport.

1097
01:22:12,800 --> 01:22:13,760
 I just have to get away,

1098
01:22:13,760 --> 01:22:15,880
 and so they just jump on a plane to China.

1099
01:22:15,880 --> 01:22:17,440
 - They jump on a plane to China,

1100
01:22:17,440 --> 01:22:19,480
 and they're sitting there having coffee out in front

1101
01:22:19,480 --> 01:22:20,480
 of the Great Wall.

1102
01:22:20,480 --> 01:22:22,480
 - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

1103
01:22:22,480 --> 01:22:24,600
 - Tea, Brad, they're in China.

1104
01:22:24,600 --> 01:22:26,280
 - They're having, or they're probably having tea.

1105
01:22:26,280 --> 01:22:27,600
 You're right, I'm sorry.

1106
01:22:27,600 --> 01:22:28,520
 I'm sorry, you're right.

1107
01:22:28,520 --> 01:22:29,400
 You're absolutely right.

1108
01:22:29,400 --> 01:22:30,320
 God, no.

1109
01:22:30,320 --> 01:22:31,600
 - You're culturally insane.

1110
01:22:31,600 --> 01:22:33,160
 - All right, all right, all right, you know,

1111
01:22:33,160 --> 01:22:36,400
 we have to scrap it, scrap it, we have to redo this whole

1112
01:22:36,400 --> 01:22:38,240
 fucking podcast 'cause I fucked it up.

1113
01:22:38,240 --> 01:22:39,080
 - We'll cut that off.

1114
01:22:39,080 --> 01:22:40,680
 - We'll cut that out and hook production, yeah.

1115
01:22:40,680 --> 01:22:42,040
 - Oh, Jesus.

1116
01:22:42,040 --> 01:22:43,360
 Hold on, let me, just count it off.

1117
01:22:43,360 --> 01:22:44,960
 I'm just gonna say tea.

1118
01:22:44,960 --> 01:22:45,800
 count it off.

1119
01:22:45,800 --> 01:22:47,160
 I'll just say tea.

1120
01:22:47,160 --> 01:22:48,000
 One.

1121
01:22:48,000 --> 01:22:48,840
 - Three, two, one, go.

1122
01:22:48,840 --> 01:22:50,680
 - Tea.

1123
01:22:50,680 --> 01:22:51,520
 All right, now you got it.

1124
01:22:51,520 --> 01:22:52,360
 All right.

1125
01:22:52,360 --> 01:22:53,200
 - You got it.

1126
01:22:53,200 --> 01:22:54,880
 (laughing)

1127
01:22:54,880 --> 01:22:57,280
 - They're sitting there, and they see this pony running,

1128
01:22:57,280 --> 01:23:01,080
 and co-charts are just like looking how fast that pony is,

1129
01:23:01,080 --> 01:23:04,280
 and then here comes, you know,

1130
01:23:04,280 --> 01:23:08,360
 wise Chinese man says, not as fast as Chang Yang.

1131
01:23:08,360 --> 01:23:09,200
 - Chang Yang.

1132
01:23:09,200 --> 01:23:13,040
 - Chang Yang, Chang Yang, Chang Yang, Chang Yang.

1133
01:23:13,040 --> 01:23:14,880
 And then he's like, what's a Chang Yang?

1134
01:23:14,880 --> 01:23:19,760
 And then, and then here comes Chang Yang running by,

1135
01:23:19,760 --> 01:23:22,120
 superimposed over the pony running by.

1136
01:23:22,120 --> 01:23:24,960
 And then they chase him, and then they chase him off

1137
01:23:24,960 --> 01:23:27,440
 into the sunset, and that's the end of the movie.

1138
01:23:27,440 --> 01:23:29,440
 - Yeah, they said they weren't gonna do it anymore,

1139
01:23:29,440 --> 01:23:32,440
 but Chang Yang picked it up, and they gotta go.

1140
01:23:32,440 --> 01:23:35,080
 - I wish they had a sequel, Chang Yang.

1141
01:23:35,080 --> 01:23:37,160
 - I think it was called Mortal Kombat, wasn't it?

1142
01:23:37,160 --> 01:23:39,400
 (laughing)

1143
01:23:39,400 --> 01:23:43,920
 - It's in the whole world's greatest athlete,

1144
01:23:43,920 --> 01:23:44,920
 cinematic universe.

1145
01:23:44,920 --> 01:23:46,240
 - What was it?

1146
01:23:46,240 --> 01:23:48,320
 - Yeah, I'm pretty sure, yeah.

1147
01:23:48,320 --> 01:23:50,480
 - It was not a bad movie.

1148
01:23:50,480 --> 01:23:51,720
 - I liked it.

1149
01:23:51,720 --> 01:23:52,920
 I admit it.

1150
01:23:52,920 --> 01:23:54,680
 I thought it was a lot of fun to watch.

1151
01:23:54,680 --> 01:23:55,520
 - I don't know.

1152
01:23:55,520 --> 01:23:57,720
 - It was a place, Brad, you know, it was it the second time.

1153
01:23:57,720 --> 01:24:00,840
 - I still like it, of all the ones we've done so far,

1154
01:24:00,840 --> 01:24:03,000
 this is the one for me, it holds up.

1155
01:24:03,000 --> 01:24:05,680
 I would watch it, I would recommend watching it,

1156
01:24:05,680 --> 01:24:06,880
 if you never see it, it's a great--

1157
01:24:06,880 --> 01:24:08,040
 - It's a good, it's, I mean--

1158
01:24:08,040 --> 01:24:10,680
 - It's a great, it's a simple, it's, you know,

1159
01:24:10,680 --> 01:24:12,600
 just put it on. - It is, right it.

1160
01:24:12,600 --> 01:24:14,080
 - Right, it's not trying to be anything,

1161
01:24:14,080 --> 01:24:17,040
 it's an hour and 30 minutes, it's not, yeah.

1162
01:24:17,040 --> 01:24:20,040
 It's entertaining, it's, yes, it's cheesy.

1163
01:24:20,040 --> 01:24:22,800
 Yes, the special, using air quotes here,

1164
01:24:22,800 --> 01:24:25,920
 special effects are bad, but they kind of admit,

1165
01:24:25,920 --> 01:24:27,560
 they kind of already played into that.

1166
01:24:27,560 --> 01:24:29,160
 They know that, and it's just--

1167
01:24:29,160 --> 01:24:30,000
 - There's, there's--

1168
01:24:30,000 --> 01:24:31,280
 - It's a Disney movie, it's just--

1169
01:24:31,280 --> 01:24:32,960
 - Put your face, you know, you do the face poem

1170
01:24:32,960 --> 01:24:35,280
 and go like, oh God, I can't believe they put that

1171
01:24:35,280 --> 01:24:37,040
 in the movie, there's none of that.

1172
01:24:37,040 --> 01:24:38,320
 - No, nothing.

1173
01:24:38,320 --> 01:24:41,880
 - They had no rapey scale, there was no rape.

1174
01:24:41,880 --> 01:24:43,280
 There were no jugs.

1175
01:24:43,280 --> 01:24:46,560
 - No jugs, no child sacrifice.

1176
01:24:46,560 --> 01:24:47,920
 - There was quicksand and kissing.

1177
01:24:47,920 --> 01:24:49,120
 - There's quicksand, yeah.

1178
01:24:49,120 --> 01:24:52,920
 It is a, it's a solid 10 on the quicksand scale,

1179
01:24:52,920 --> 01:24:55,800
 I mean, he goes all the way down, I mean, yeah, so.

1180
01:24:55,800 --> 01:24:57,720
 - You mentioned too many scales, I mean, he start writing

1181
01:24:57,720 --> 01:24:58,560
 these down.

1182
01:24:58,560 --> 01:24:59,400
 - I just--

1183
01:24:59,400 --> 01:25:00,240
 - You got them all in.

1184
01:25:00,240 --> 01:25:01,080
 - I got them.

1185
01:25:01,080 --> 01:25:01,920
 - God.

1186
01:25:01,920 --> 01:25:05,140
 - No, I mean, I definitely enjoyed it.

1187
01:25:05,140 --> 01:25:09,120
 I definitely enjoyed it, I definitely, I was really,

1188
01:25:09,120 --> 01:25:10,760
 like we said in the beginning of this one,

1189
01:25:10,760 --> 01:25:13,440
 I was really surprised, I thought this was going to be

1190
01:25:13,440 --> 01:25:18,440
 a cringe-worthy 70s racist, like, you know,

1191
01:25:18,440 --> 01:25:20,200
 just not that was gonna be--

1192
01:25:20,200 --> 01:25:21,320
 - Ultraly incense.

1193
01:25:21,320 --> 01:25:23,040
 - Right, not that they were going to be rape,

1194
01:25:23,040 --> 01:25:25,520
 but it just wasn't, it really wasn't gonna hold up

1195
01:25:25,520 --> 01:25:29,760
 to the top, but they, I mean, at least from art,

1196
01:25:29,760 --> 01:25:31,840
 I mean, they explained it all way.

1197
01:25:31,840 --> 01:25:35,000
 - Disney is a very progressive company in a lot of ways,

1198
01:25:35,000 --> 01:25:37,080
 and I mean, they seem to have been that

1199
01:25:37,080 --> 01:25:39,000
 through this movie in some ways.

1200
01:25:39,000 --> 01:25:41,280
 - At least they were during this, yeah.

1201
01:25:41,280 --> 01:25:43,040
 - Yeah, at least in this particular movie.

1202
01:25:43,040 --> 01:25:46,160
 Now, we may, we may watch another movie from 1973

1203
01:25:46,160 --> 01:25:49,880
 and be like, oh my God, but it's not this movie.

1204
01:25:49,880 --> 01:25:52,200
 - Yeah, I'm sure, I'm sure the term witch doctor

1205
01:25:52,200 --> 01:25:54,480
 and some other stuff, I'm sure those don't

1206
01:25:54,480 --> 01:25:56,880
 necessarily hold, like, that's not the proper

1207
01:25:56,880 --> 01:25:59,080
 vernacular, no, sure, I get that.

1208
01:25:59,080 --> 01:26:01,400
 But as far as what it could have been

1209
01:26:01,400 --> 01:26:02,560
 and what I thought it was gonna be

1210
01:26:02,560 --> 01:26:06,280
 with a white guy from Africa, I mean, yeah, I mean,

1211
01:26:06,280 --> 01:26:12,880
 we first started watching it, I was like, I said,

1212
01:26:12,880 --> 01:26:15,440
 why would they put a white person to play,

1213
01:26:15,440 --> 01:26:19,360
 or white actor to play the part of the African athlete

1214
01:26:19,360 --> 01:26:21,200
 when they're, it's not like they didn't have any

1215
01:26:21,200 --> 01:26:22,640
 African-American actors, isn't it?

1216
01:26:22,640 --> 01:26:25,640
 - They already had John Amos as the head coach.

1217
01:26:25,640 --> 01:26:27,880
 Why would they pick and then they explained it away,

1218
01:26:27,880 --> 01:26:31,120
 which I, you know, I was very happy.

1219
01:26:31,120 --> 01:26:32,600
 - Yeah, yeah.

1220
01:26:32,600 --> 01:26:36,320
 - So I would definitely, if you can, yeah, it's on,

1221
01:26:36,320 --> 01:26:39,640
 you can find it on iTunes and you can rent it

1222
01:26:39,640 --> 01:26:42,720
 for three bucks on Amazon Prime and yeah.

1223
01:26:42,720 --> 01:26:45,120
 - Yeah, that's what we did.

1224
01:26:45,120 --> 01:26:47,200
 It's worth, I mean, like, if you're gonna sit around

1225
01:26:47,200 --> 01:26:49,200
 with your kids and you need a good--

1226
01:26:49,200 --> 01:26:51,280
 - It's a rain, well, we're all quarantined now.

1227
01:26:51,280 --> 01:26:52,120
 - Exactly.

1228
01:26:52,120 --> 01:26:53,400
 - So let's say one day we're not quarantined,

1229
01:26:53,400 --> 01:26:55,480
 it's a rainy Sunday afternoon movie.

1230
01:26:55,480 --> 01:26:56,320
 - Yeah.

1231
01:26:56,320 --> 01:26:58,760
 - Or your kids, or, you know, if you--

1232
01:26:58,760 --> 01:26:59,600
 (laughing)

1233
01:26:59,600 --> 01:27:01,560
 - Yeah, yeah, and honestly, if you got, I mean, like kids,

1234
01:27:01,560 --> 01:27:05,800
 if you've got kids that are like, I don't know,

1235
01:27:05,800 --> 01:27:10,000
 like anywhere five to whatever, it's easy movie, put it on.

1236
01:27:10,000 --> 01:27:11,680
 You can put it on, you don't have to watch it,

1237
01:27:11,680 --> 01:27:13,680
 they don't watch it, you probably will like it if you did,

1238
01:27:13,680 --> 01:27:14,800
 but you don't have to, you don't have to worry

1239
01:27:14,800 --> 01:27:16,200
 about it being anything weird.

1240
01:27:16,200 --> 01:27:19,480
 The worst, like, sexual thing is two people kiss

1241
01:27:19,480 --> 01:27:21,800
 and they, you know, that's it.

1242
01:27:21,800 --> 01:27:24,200
 There's nothing else, there's no other, so yeah.

1243
01:27:24,200 --> 01:27:25,320
 - There's no violence.

1244
01:27:25,320 --> 01:27:27,440
 - Well, okay, the guy's dying from the poison.

1245
01:27:27,440 --> 01:27:28,840
 - Well, and he--

1246
01:27:28,840 --> 01:27:31,920
 - But they say they don't die, so yeah.

1247
01:27:31,920 --> 01:27:35,040
 - He tackles the pitcher during the baseball scene.

1248
01:27:35,040 --> 01:27:36,760
 - Yeah, and they don't really die, that's true.

1249
01:27:36,760 --> 01:27:37,600
 - They never really die.

1250
01:27:37,600 --> 01:27:41,080
 - So, all right, well, I think that's this one of the cadence.

1251
01:27:41,080 --> 01:27:42,600
 - I think we're good, so.

1252
01:27:42,600 --> 01:27:45,880
 - I think we need just the social media stuff real quick

1253
01:27:45,880 --> 01:27:47,520
 to show people wanna help.

1254
01:27:47,520 --> 01:27:50,200
 - You guys do that because I can't ever remember it.

1255
01:27:50,200 --> 01:27:52,920
 I do the beginning part, so you guys do the end.

1256
01:27:52,920 --> 01:27:54,360
 (laughing)

1257
01:27:54,360 --> 01:27:58,580
 - Well, we're on Twitter at, oh God.

1258
01:27:58,580 --> 01:28:01,600
 Brad, you do it, I can, my brain--

1259
01:28:01,600 --> 01:28:03,520
 - No, you went for it, I was like, all right,

1260
01:28:03,520 --> 01:28:07,320
 you remember, I can't remember, it does hold or hold does.

1261
01:28:07,320 --> 01:28:09,600
 - Hold does.

1262
01:28:09,600 --> 01:28:11,080
 - We're really good at this, by the way.

1263
01:28:11,080 --> 01:28:12,720
 - Oh my God.

1264
01:28:12,720 --> 01:28:17,560
 - It's, hold on, it's at hold does.

1265
01:28:17,560 --> 01:28:18,720
 - Yes.

1266
01:28:18,720 --> 01:28:23,720
 - H-O-L-D-O-E-S, so, yeah, at hold does on Twitter.

1267
01:28:23,720 --> 01:28:30,480
 We're on Facebook, you just search for, does it hold up?

1268
01:28:30,480 --> 01:28:34,320
 We're on, obviously the podcast, if you're listening to this.

1269
01:28:34,320 --> 01:28:37,860
 And if you are listening to us on iTunes,

1270
01:28:37,860 --> 01:28:41,440
 I appreciate reviews and ratings.

1271
01:28:41,440 --> 01:28:45,520
 But I would like it more, we got our first review today

1272
01:28:45,520 --> 01:28:48,040
 and somebody just gave us a one star review.

1273
01:28:48,040 --> 01:28:49,240
 - No comments.

1274
01:28:49,240 --> 01:28:52,080
 - Yeah, so, you know, don't fucking take, whatever.

1275
01:28:52,080 --> 01:28:54,360
 If you're gonna take the time to put a one star,

1276
01:28:54,360 --> 01:28:56,200
 then tell us why we're a one star.

1277
01:28:56,200 --> 01:28:59,040
 Otherwise, fuck off, like don't put a three.

1278
01:28:59,040 --> 01:29:00,600
 You know what, I don't want your fucking--

1279
01:29:00,600 --> 01:29:01,520
 - You don't want your life.

1280
01:29:01,520 --> 01:29:03,600
 - Right, yeah, I don't want your fucking one star

1281
01:29:03,600 --> 01:29:05,000
 asshole review.

1282
01:29:05,000 --> 01:29:07,360
 That's the, I mean, most passive aggressive thing

1283
01:29:07,360 --> 01:29:08,800
 you can fucking do on.

1284
01:29:08,800 --> 01:29:11,040
 Like you took the time to, and it's not easy,

1285
01:29:11,040 --> 01:29:13,440
 I tried to figure out how to put a rate

1286
01:29:13,440 --> 01:29:16,280
 somewhere on a podcast, and there's a, like you have to sort,

1287
01:29:16,280 --> 01:29:18,520
 like you can't just go straight from the list,

1288
01:29:18,520 --> 01:29:21,240
 you're like, you're menu, you have to figure out.

1289
01:29:21,240 --> 01:29:22,680
 So yeah, there's persons.

1290
01:29:22,680 --> 01:29:24,320
 - Is there any way to find that person?

1291
01:29:24,320 --> 01:29:27,040
 - No, no, I can't figure that out.

1292
01:29:27,040 --> 01:29:29,400
 - To find out, it's like, I don't know, my mother or something.

1293
01:29:29,400 --> 01:29:31,400
 (laughing)

1294
01:29:31,400 --> 01:29:33,540
 - It's our sister, yeah, our sister did it.

1295
01:29:33,540 --> 01:29:35,560
 (laughing)

1296
01:29:35,560 --> 01:29:37,320
 - Thanks for that one, Jesus.

1297
01:29:37,320 --> 01:29:38,720
 - Yeah, thanks.

1298
01:29:38,720 --> 01:29:41,000
 - Yeah, so, no, she didn't do that.

1299
01:29:41,000 --> 01:29:41,840
 We're kidding.

1300
01:29:41,840 --> 01:29:43,040
 - But in all seriousness, yeah, I mean,

1301
01:29:43,040 --> 01:29:44,760
 we appreciate the reviews, but--

1302
01:29:44,760 --> 01:29:49,440
 - Yeah, like, let's say, listen, if you take the time,

1303
01:29:49,440 --> 01:29:51,440
 I figure you like it, I mean, well, you know,

1304
01:29:51,440 --> 01:29:53,160
 we'd like the five stars.

1305
01:29:53,160 --> 01:29:54,800
 - If you don't like it?

1306
01:29:54,800 --> 01:29:56,280
 - Then just, yeah, move on.

1307
01:29:56,280 --> 01:29:58,400
 There's no reason to, yeah, you really have to be a special

1308
01:29:58,400 --> 01:30:00,200
 kind of asshole, not like it, and then figure out

1309
01:30:00,200 --> 01:30:01,760
 how to review us one star.

1310
01:30:01,760 --> 01:30:02,600
 Sorry.

1311
01:30:02,600 --> 01:30:04,000
 (laughing)

1312
01:30:04,000 --> 01:30:06,520
 - So, all right, so that's Twitter,

1313
01:30:06,520 --> 01:30:10,000
 that's obviously iTunes and Spotify,

1314
01:30:10,000 --> 01:30:12,000
 and what's more on Facebook, right?

1315
01:30:12,000 --> 01:30:13,160
 - Yeah, Facebook.

1316
01:30:13,160 --> 01:30:16,180
 - And we're not on Instagram, so fuck off, yeah.

1317
01:30:16,180 --> 01:30:17,520
 (laughing)

1318
01:30:17,520 --> 01:30:18,480
 - Well, neither am I, so--

1319
01:30:18,480 --> 01:30:20,120
 - Well, let me put pictures out.

1320
01:30:20,120 --> 01:30:21,440
 (laughing)

1321
01:30:21,440 --> 01:30:23,400
 - We'll just put pictures of our tweets.

1322
01:30:23,400 --> 01:30:25,800
 (laughing)

1323
01:30:25,800 --> 01:30:30,520
 Just to piss people off that you can't click on,

1324
01:30:30,520 --> 01:30:32,240
 'cause that's the worst when someone does that,

1325
01:30:32,240 --> 01:30:33,560
 and you're like, oh, I'm gonna click on it,

1326
01:30:33,560 --> 01:30:35,040
 and you can't get over to it 'cause it's just a fucking--

1327
01:30:35,040 --> 01:30:37,440
 - I have a link in the tweet and you can't click it, yeah.

1328
01:30:37,440 --> 01:30:39,680
 (laughing)

1329
01:30:39,680 --> 01:30:42,480
 - All right.

1330
01:30:42,480 --> 01:30:45,120
 Well, that's it for this week.

1331
01:30:45,120 --> 01:30:47,800
 I guess next week, we've gotta find one that's a doozy.

1332
01:30:47,800 --> 01:30:49,160
 - Oh, I have one, that one.

1333
01:30:49,160 --> 01:30:50,120
 - We've got a bunch in there.

1334
01:30:50,120 --> 01:30:54,120
 We've got a bunch lined up everybody, so don't worry about it.

1335
01:30:54,120 --> 01:30:55,600
 - All right. - All right.

1336
01:30:55,600 --> 01:30:57,000
 - Thank you, everybody.

1337
01:30:57,000 --> 01:30:58,960
 - All right. - Bye.

1338
01:30:58,960 --> 01:31:01,720
 - Bye.