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 BOOMIES!

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 That's all Brad needs. Booby's in a child's sacrifice. Oh, yeah. Oh, that's it. Oh, it's full nudity. Look at this.

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 Little fish swims out in the hole.

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 Man, I gotta do it backwards. Shit.

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 Because he needed Perseus to learn a lesson.

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 Okay, welcome back to Does It Hold Up, the podcast dedicated to potentially ruining your childhood

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 and all of your fun memories that happened before Mom and Dad got divorced.

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 I guess it could be Mom and Mom.

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 Like Dad and Dad.

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 My two dads was a show back before we were kids.

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 We're all inclusive.

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 That's true, it was. I forgot about that.

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 Well, I guess we can do introductions. I'm Brad.

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 I'm Brock.

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 Hi, I'm Amanda.

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 So guys, what did we want today?

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 Today was the, what year was this released again?

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 It was filmed in '79. It was released in '81.

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 It was a 1981 classic clash of the Titans that doesn't have any Titans in it.

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 But it does have child sacrifice and boobies. We're back, baby.

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 We have gone full circle. We are back to, back to where we all started. Yeah.

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 Two shots of boobies. In the beginning and the end, it's really bookends the whole movie.

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 I was pleasantly surprised. I forgot about the one at the end.

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 And this, this is actually one of these master because there was boobies and ass.

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 I was thinking logistic logistically. How did they film that scene?

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 They're like, okay, grown woman, get totally naked with this little boy and walked,

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 and he's going to be totally naked and you're going to walk down the beach together.

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 I wonder if they're related.

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 God, I really hope so.

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 Fuck, who knows?

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 A lot of cocaine is going around. Who knows? Jesus.

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 That's true.

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 So yeah, this is a, this is a movie that all three of us remember watching his kids.

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 A pretty memorable movie, I think, in a lot of ways between just the story and the music,

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 especially for me.

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 The music is still really, really good.

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 Stop motion, Ray Harryhausen effects.

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 So for the time, not terrible.

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 I have a saying.

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 I still see CGI stuff.

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 I was still entertained.

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 It's a little hard now in HD to watch.

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 It's a little, and I watched it downstairs in my basement where I have a, you know, projector.

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 It's a little.

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 So, but now it was a little, I mean, I put out, you know, you got to give it the time.

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 I'm not going to knock it necessarily for that.

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 It was a, it still am.

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 The acting overall, though.

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 I mean, these are not with the exception of a few throwaway bits with Lawrence Olivier and some other really well known, you know, older actors.

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 Harry, what's his name? Harry Hamill, or who's Perseus in the main. Yeah.

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 Is it Hamlin, Ham, Hamill? I don't know.

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 He was on LA law. That's all I know.

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 That's, that's about the, it's primetime soap opera.

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 That's about the quality you got.

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 Was it to be not movie star? Like, I don't know.

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 It wasn't.

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 But they got, they got most of those Shakespearean actors to play.

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 The gods and gods because they had to be more refined.

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 Maggie, Maggie Smith's husband at the time.

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 Wrote the stream play. Really?

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 Was able to appeal to like Sir Lawrence Olivier and a bunch of other people that were playing.

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 No, it was more like this was Maggie Smith's partner's pet project.

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 There's a, there's a, there's a brand that.

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 For those of you playing along at home, Aggie Smith is McGonigal from the Harry Potter movies.

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 Who's name is Morgan, who was a goddess.

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 Also the, the, uh, the grandmother on Downton Abbey, if anybody watched that.

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 For all you kids out there.

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 Don't know what the hell we're talking about.

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 Yeah, maybe from 2010.

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 No, this is the original clash of the Titans.

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 Yeah. So Maggie Smith plays.

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 Who in this room?

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 The really ventilator.

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 But the name Minerva.

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 Is the Roman goddess of wisdom.

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 And that's who she plays in Harry Potter.

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 But yeah, just a disclaimer for all of you playing along at home.

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 I'm going to stumble through a lot of this crap.

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 So, uh, you can do better fine, but.

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 Anybody trying at home should do a search of all of Zeus's people that he's had sex with.

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 And try and find a family tree. It's insane.

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 It's like looking at.

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 Zeus is basically just a fucking asshole.

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 He's like, yeah, this movie wasn't, this movie wouldn't be a movie if Zeus wasn't such a bastard.

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 I mean, to be honest, it's a fucking bastard.

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 Yeah, the whole movie, the whole, the whole reason that everything happens is because he decides to turn this one kind of shitty kid into a horrible beast.

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 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. We could go to the beginning, right? The very first scene.

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 Is this is where we have child sacrifice. I feel like we need, you know, like our scorecard and like child sacrifice thing right off the bat, you know.

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 That's true. Very good. So, or technically, I guess it's not child sorry. It was an attempted child sacrifice, but yeah, but I guess in Beastmaster, we had one, one win and one attempted.

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 So, I mean, you know, who knows how much, how much it was happening before the movie started. I mean, it seemed like it was just a thing like, yeah, we're just going to do it.

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 So, so, yeah, he goes. So the movie starts. They're in.

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 And I read the summary. I read read the beginning part so we can then, well, I can mess up all these games. So, yeah, he starts off with King.

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 A chrisius of Argus. In prison.

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 Tonight, tonight, doesn't matter. Says here he's jealous of her beauty. Yeah, nobody else can see.

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 Okay, so they mentioned that Zeus comes to her.

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 Right, because that's what he does. He goes and just impregnates anything that he can get his hands on. A chrisius banishes his daughter and his newborn grandson Perseus to see in a wooden chest.

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 Okay, yeah. Isn't Zeus.

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 Mary.

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 Okay, okay, that's even creepier, but he is married, but he goes out and he fucking, and he flaunts it in front of her all the time that he's going out and banging all these earthlings, right?

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 Apparently it doesn't bother her. Maybe they haven't, they have an arrangement. It does bother her, but she can't say anything because it's an open God.

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 Yeah, yeah, really turn her in a pile of goo or something. I mean, he's just, well, but she doesn't, doesn't she.

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 She does some bad shit in this. It's in this, doesn't she.

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 Well, we'll get to that. We'll get to that. So, they throw, they put the, the, this king puts his daughter and his grandson, who happens to be actually Zeus's son into a chest and the chest magically floats out to see it's a floating coffin.

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 Yeah, right. And so that's how the movie opens and you're like, oh, great.

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 So then because of this, Zeus finds out about this because he's got one of his spies, his boy Poseidon disguised as he goes away.

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 Um, sees this happen, goes back and tells Zeus. So Zeus, Poseidon is, Poseidon is his little bitch in this whole movie. He is just his, he is his dirty, yeah, it gets him to do all his dirty work.

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 So Zeus kills the king by in a kind of a cool way takes this little like clay statue of him and crushes him and that breaks apparently every bone and the king's body dying in place Poseidon releases.

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 According to this, the last of the Titans, the gigantic sea monster called the back.

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 Did you hear that?

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 I don't know what that was.

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 Hey, special guest.

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 Got Zeus on the line.

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 Let's start with under lightning. I'm turning off the podcast.

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 So the Kraken, which they call it Titan, but actually isn't it's just a sea monster from like Norse mythology, right? Like, can I, can I interject? It's a Scandinavian monster.

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 And they just, it looked like they threw it in there. Like, hey, he does look Scandinavian. He's definitely got the ads of the Scandinavian. Yeah. So the Kraken.

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 Long lean body. He's tall.

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 The Kraken doesn't do anything cool. The Kraken doesn't like come out of sea and like do a Godzilla thing. It just makes a bunch of waves, which kill everybody in the entire city.

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 Right. It's basically just, it goes for a swim towards the ocean or towards the shore, which then just makes a shit ton of waves. Right. And so Zeus, because of, you know, what happened to his son.

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 Yes, Argos. Yeah.

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 Yeah, Zeus, because of what happened to its son decides to kill.

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 I don't know, 500,000, 5000 people who destroy the whole town.

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 Meanwhile, Perseus and his mom safely float away to the island of Sarah, folks.

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 Like Perseus, we're Perseus grows to adulthood. I'm pretty sure Poseidon always had this image of like Poseidon. Like walking the casket to the island. Like pyres of the Caribbean.

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 Yeah, exactly. He's just like, here you go, buddy.

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 So Perseus, I just want to go back. But the whole, I mean, Zeus causes this problem, right? By going down and fucking this woman. Right? Yes. And then impregnated, which he said he is the guy he could just not impregnate her. How about that? How about just.

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 You know, I mean, like, yeah, right. I mean, he doesn't care. He wants to have. Okay.

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 So he does that. But then the dad then puts the daughter and his son in the casket to die. Why not just save them there? Or why not just kill the dad for doing it and save them? Why kill the whole? I don't understand why he's such a fucking asshole.

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 Well, I don't know if you get into in this podcast because there's no answer is why the Greek gods were the way they were. Because they were all. I know. I mean, yeah, you're in this movie. Like this. I mean, like this.

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 So I was like, I would like the story. I know I'd like the story of the fucking peasant who's like, you know, just till his land or whatever. And then all of a sudden, he's like, God damn it. These fucking gods bang some chick.

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 I don't even it's like the.

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 It's like for my python where they're in the, he's like the farmer's like, well, what do I care. You can't, what kind of system government is a lady in a way distributing swords like that's what this is like this poor guy is going to die because.

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 I don't think we're going to, we're not going to decide to pray for this of gods, but I know what I'm going to focus on though is that Zeus showed up to the woman as a golden shower, a golden shower. I'm sorry, they said shower of gold shower

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 is that is that an erotic thing like I mean what that got her.

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 Some producers flowing like, yeah, I mean cry. I'm not sure how I'm using that because she was seduced by it. Because he appeared that way.

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 Well, I think we think we've learned that the PG version of rape is seduced. I think that's what we learned.

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 They say seduced version. Yeah.

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 But then they go into so, so Perseus and his mom are on the island there. They grow up that's when we see her a little bit of boob to begin with the beginning and the but, and we see him grow up.

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 Right.

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 But then the gods talk about the, it's.

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 Aphrodite and Hera and.

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 That is. That is. They sit there and they talk, they tell the story right of how.

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 I don't know how to say it or whatever, but they don't that's when they do their little like, monologue to tell you like Zeus does all these other things.

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 Little backstory how he likes to be a swan and some other creatures and those and seduces women all the time and.

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 Yeah, so yeah, it's like this weird okay, but that's just kind of gave you some actual Greek mythology.

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 He's got some kind of power because I'm pretty sure you know, if it's anybody besides zoo showed up as a duck, nobody's going to have sex with him.

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 Whatever, semantic, but the point is more that obviously he has some kind of a sway over these women. So I don't know, I feel like these zoos just made up random.

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 Yeah, I'll do the duck the lugs the fuck. Yeah, here we go.

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 Yeah, like a 20 sided guy and you're like let's do is going to be in this story. Yeah, let's go for it. Yeah, anyway, people make good choices, there would be no story.

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 Well, yeah, there's still a story.

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 I just think that the gods would be less petty. But anyway, okay, back to our story.

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 So, meanwhile, Calibos Calibos Calibos, son of the sea god, that is that is confusing that isn't them.

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 Okay, so Calibos son of the sea goddess that is is betrothed to Princess Andromeda and say that name daughter of Queen Cassiopeia of Japa.

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 But for committing several atrocities against zoos, including destroying zoos is sacred flying horses, accepting only Pegasus.

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 Yes, Zeus transforms Calibos into a deformed monstrous, sadder like creature. That's a mouthful.

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 In revenge, that is transports an adult Perseus from Sarafus to an abandoned amphitheater in Japa, where he befriends an elderly Elle, where he befriends an elderly poet named.

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 Ammon, Mickey, Mickey, right, right, Burgess Meredith, and learns an Andromeda is under a curse and cannot marry unless her suitor upon the threat of his execute.

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 On threat of execution, if he fails successfully answers a riddle concocted by Calibos.

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 And that's a really great thing because Perseus walks in and he's like, Hey, guys, what's going on here and like, Oh, we're burning the guy who couldn't get the riddle right in front of Andromeda.

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 And there's a, it's like a pig picking.

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 Yeah, it's good.

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 Yeah, they're all sitting around watching like that. It's like how long we have to watch this guy burn like all the way his hair.

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 Yeah, yeah, I am.

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 Yeah, so.

211
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 But like the summary gloss is over how it's, say it is whatever her name is, the one God, who's going to see her.

212
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 That is, that is, that is, sorry, that is she gets mad at Zeus because Perseus has all this.

213
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 He's been given everything in her son then guy. So then she just magically transports him to job. Right. Yeah, he wakes up for whatever.

214
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 People. Yeah.

215
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 Whatever it is.

216
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 And Burgess Meredith has no problem with this random guy just showing up at his amphitheater.

217
00:16:46,160 --> 00:16:53,160
 Well, he just took the gods from the gods. Yeah, he is very, very accepting of everything.

218
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 Everything's with Deus Ex Macchia Macchia where it's like anything to be explained away.

219
00:17:00,160 --> 00:17:05,160
 And I mean, I mean, you know, to be fair.

220
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 Thedas watched Zeus turn her son who granted sounded like a shitty person.

221
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 And you obese and all she did to Perseus was just kind of like transport him.

222
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 Basically, I picked him up in New York and dropped him in LA.

223
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 Oh, here's my okay.

224
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 Here's who is his dad.

225
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 He's the devil guy.

226
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 But they don't go like I'm wondering who is that because who did you and pregnant the goddess.

227
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 Maybe it's just wait.

228
00:17:36,160 --> 00:17:41,160
 Well, wouldn't that make that that baby a god then like that's where I'm like.

229
00:17:41,160 --> 00:17:43,160
 No, I think we're only a god.

230
00:17:43,160 --> 00:17:45,160
 Oh, yeah, that's a good point.

231
00:17:45,160 --> 00:17:46,160
 Must have been a human.

232
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 It had to be human.

233
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 She had to go so all the guys just go down and fuck the fuck the humans whenever they want.

234
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 Apparently.

235
00:17:52,160 --> 00:17:53,160
 Yeah.

236
00:17:53,160 --> 00:17:59,160
 It's a family tree that's been intimate with themus or thedas.

237
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 They've all been God.

238
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 So yeah, she must have had relations.

239
00:18:04,160 --> 00:18:06,160
 I guess it's something they do.

240
00:18:06,160 --> 00:18:07,160
 They get bored up on Mount Olympus.

241
00:18:07,160 --> 00:18:10,160
 So they just kind of fucked each other down.

242
00:18:10,160 --> 00:18:11,160
 You know, they go pick up a human.

243
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 They go slumming.

244
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 They just love it down.

245
00:18:14,160 --> 00:18:15,160
 I guess.

246
00:18:15,160 --> 00:18:16,160
 Yeah.

247
00:18:16,160 --> 00:18:18,160
 It's just weird.

248
00:18:18,160 --> 00:18:21,160
 Okay, so back to the back to the story here.

249
00:18:21,160 --> 00:18:23,160
 Okay, so we got it.

250
00:18:23,160 --> 00:18:24,160
 Sorry.

251
00:18:24,160 --> 00:18:27,160
 Zeus and his sister divider.

252
00:18:27,160 --> 00:18:29,160
 No, sorry.

253
00:18:29,160 --> 00:18:30,160
 Other sister.

254
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 Zeus and his sister, Hera.

255
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 Gave birth to Ares.

256
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 And then Zeus and Dion, who is one of the.

257
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 Tight.

258
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 Other gods.

259
00:18:43,160 --> 00:18:47,160
 And then Zeus had a daughter Aphrodite.

260
00:18:47,160 --> 00:18:54,160
 And so Zeus is daughter and with one woman and Zeus is son with another woman.

261
00:18:54,160 --> 00:18:59,160
 Had a child either arrows or for sure, harmonia.

262
00:18:59,160 --> 00:19:01,160
 There's a lot of inbreeding here.

263
00:19:01,160 --> 00:19:02,160
 Yeah, it's like.

264
00:19:02,160 --> 00:19:05,160
 I think we need to stick to our movie.

265
00:19:05,160 --> 00:19:06,160
 Otherwise we can go.

266
00:19:06,160 --> 00:19:07,160
 Yeah.

267
00:19:07,160 --> 00:19:08,160
 Yeah.

268
00:19:08,160 --> 00:19:10,160
 It's not even trying to unravel this.

269
00:19:10,160 --> 00:19:11,160
 Okay.

270
00:19:11,160 --> 00:19:13,160
 Yeah, so back to the movie.

271
00:19:13,160 --> 00:19:17,160
 So we're, we're Perseus finds out that you have to solve this riddle.

272
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 And so then Zeus sends Perseus a God crafted helmet from Athena,

273
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 which can make its wearer invisible.

274
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 A magical sword from Aphrodite and a shield from Hera.

275
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 Perseus wearing the helmet captures Pegasus and follows.

276
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 Oh, God.

277
00:19:33,160 --> 00:19:34,160
 We've missed.

278
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 We skipped over.

279
00:19:35,160 --> 00:19:36,160
 Yeah.

280
00:19:36,160 --> 00:19:37,160
 Hold on.

281
00:19:37,160 --> 00:19:38,160
 Yeah.

282
00:19:38,160 --> 00:19:40,160
 I do like the, I do like the toys he's given.

283
00:19:40,160 --> 00:19:41,160
 Yeah.

284
00:19:41,160 --> 00:19:45,160
 The helmet is the worst helmet ever because as a helmet,

285
00:19:45,160 --> 00:19:49,160
 obviously it makes him invisible, but he, uh,

286
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 the eye holders foreheads.

287
00:19:51,160 --> 00:19:56,160
 Is the helmet bad or is it just that Perseus wears it poorly?

288
00:19:56,160 --> 00:19:57,160
 His hairs.

289
00:19:57,160 --> 00:20:00,160
 He's got, he's got that rock in 80s.

290
00:20:00,160 --> 00:20:02,160
 Uh, Bushy top though.

291
00:20:02,160 --> 00:20:04,160
 And you can't, he can't get that helmet to come all the way down.

292
00:20:04,160 --> 00:20:05,160
 Yeah.

293
00:20:05,160 --> 00:20:07,160
 It's just, it's on top of that. Yeah.

294
00:20:07,160 --> 00:20:08,160
 Yeah.

295
00:20:08,160 --> 00:20:09,160
 Okay.

296
00:20:09,160 --> 00:20:14,160
 He gets these magical things and then he decides just.

297
00:20:14,160 --> 00:20:16,160
 Add a nowhere.

298
00:20:16,160 --> 00:20:22,160
 To use the invisible helmet to go sneak in and watch Aphrodite or not.

299
00:20:22,160 --> 00:20:24,160
 Well, no, he goes, he goes into town.

300
00:20:24,160 --> 00:20:28,160
 Remember his, remember he gets, first of all, he gets his,

301
00:20:28,160 --> 00:20:30,160
 he gets his, uh, FaceTime call on shield.

302
00:20:30,160 --> 00:20:31,160
 Remember?

303
00:20:31,160 --> 00:20:32,160
 We're glad about that part.

304
00:20:32,160 --> 00:20:33,160
 Well, yeah.

305
00:20:33,160 --> 00:20:37,160
 Dad calls him on a shield to tell him that, uh,

306
00:20:37,160 --> 00:20:39,160
 he's got to find his destiny.

307
00:20:39,160 --> 00:20:40,160
 He's got to find his destiny.

308
00:20:40,160 --> 00:20:41,160
 But doesn't explain who he is.

309
00:20:41,160 --> 00:20:44,160
 When they ask who are you, he goes, you have to find your destiny,

310
00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:48,160
 which is, you know, he's like, it suits us like an old senile man who's can't hear.

311
00:20:48,160 --> 00:20:52,160
 He just, I think his network, I think his network connection dropped out at that point.

312
00:20:52,160 --> 00:20:53,160
 Yeah.

313
00:20:53,160 --> 00:20:55,160
 He lost contact with the internet.

314
00:20:55,160 --> 00:21:03,160
 So then he decides to put the helmet on walking to town halfway to town invisible and then just appear just to freak out the commoners who are around him.

315
00:21:03,160 --> 00:21:05,160
 And then, uh, he goes into town.

316
00:21:05,160 --> 00:21:11,160
 He goes into town. That's when he runs into his, who ends up being his like head captain or head guards.

317
00:21:11,160 --> 00:21:14,160
 That's already happened because he found out that, uh, about the suitor.

318
00:21:14,160 --> 00:21:17,160
 No, that's when he, that's when he goes into town.

319
00:21:17,160 --> 00:21:25,160
 He walks into town halfway invisible, then walks in and that's when he talks to the guy and he's telling him he's given the diatribe about the flies.

320
00:21:25,160 --> 00:21:29,160
 So he wakes up in the amphitheater and then immediately gets the items.

321
00:21:29,160 --> 00:21:30,160
 Right.

322
00:21:30,160 --> 00:21:35,160
 Right. Like the next day, after ever.

323
00:21:35,160 --> 00:21:36,160
 Okay.

324
00:21:36,160 --> 00:21:37,160
 Oh, that's right.

325
00:21:37,160 --> 00:21:39,160
 The helmet on. He's like, I'm going to Java.

326
00:21:39,160 --> 00:21:40,160
 Yeah.

327
00:21:40,160 --> 00:21:41,160
 Forgot it.

328
00:21:41,160 --> 00:21:42,160
 Yeah.

329
00:21:42,160 --> 00:21:43,160
 He left without a sword.

330
00:21:43,160 --> 00:21:47,160
 So Wikipedia is letting me down on this, uh, this summary here.

331
00:21:47,160 --> 00:21:49,160
 So good thing we just wanted.

332
00:21:49,160 --> 00:21:53,160
 So are we to the point now where he goes in and he's all creepy with Andromeda?

333
00:21:53,160 --> 00:21:54,160
 Um.

334
00:21:54,160 --> 00:22:06,160
 I mean, cause he knows what's going to happen. He knows that this, if you're a suitor and you don't get the riddle right, but he doesn't know about Andromeda, but he's told that Andromeda is amazingly beautiful because he's like, why would anybody risk their life.

335
00:22:06,160 --> 00:22:07,160
 Right.

336
00:22:07,160 --> 00:22:08,160
 They're right.

337
00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:09,160
 That's right.

338
00:22:09,160 --> 00:22:10,160
 She's hot.

339
00:22:10,160 --> 00:22:12,160
 She's pretty and she's got money.

340
00:22:12,160 --> 00:22:12,160
 Yeah.

341
00:22:12,160 --> 00:22:14,160
 And you'll become ruler of the city.

342
00:22:14,160 --> 00:22:16,160
 If you've solved the riddle.

343
00:22:16,160 --> 00:22:20,160
 And he's already, you know, he's got a shitty, he's ruler of a shitty town.

344
00:22:20,160 --> 00:22:21,160
 It's all broken down.

345
00:22:21,160 --> 00:22:26,160
 So there's a kingdom of destruction.

346
00:22:26,160 --> 00:22:30,160
 So C swift.

347
00:22:30,160 --> 00:22:35,160
 His, his castle has fallen into the swamp. Yeah.

348
00:22:35,160 --> 00:22:37,160
 So they, uh, yeah.

349
00:22:37,160 --> 00:22:43,160
 So, yeah, he walked for whatever reason. Yeah, it decides to go watch her sleep like a fucking per.

350
00:22:43,160 --> 00:22:45,160
 And then touches her hair.

351
00:22:45,160 --> 00:22:46,160
 But first.

352
00:22:46,160 --> 00:22:47,160
 Before that happens.

353
00:22:47,160 --> 00:22:52,160
 Oh, yeah, humongous vulture with a cage shows up and.

354
00:22:52,160 --> 00:22:56,160
 And let's add a two spirit soul.

355
00:22:56,160 --> 00:22:58,160
 Gets up.

356
00:22:58,160 --> 00:22:59,160
 Yeah.

357
00:22:59,160 --> 00:23:00,160
 Gets up.

358
00:23:00,160 --> 00:23:02,160
 Gets into the cage.

359
00:23:02,160 --> 00:23:03,160
 Yeah.

360
00:23:03,160 --> 00:23:05,160
 Perseus is like, Hmm.

361
00:23:05,160 --> 00:23:06,160
 Don't see that every day.

362
00:23:06,160 --> 00:23:09,160
 And then goes over and is like, you know what? She really is pretty.

363
00:23:09,160 --> 00:23:10,160
 And then pets her hair.

364
00:23:10,160 --> 00:23:17,160
 And I just imagine the real story of that actually happened.

365
00:23:17,160 --> 00:23:21,160
 He didn't just pet her hair, but we don't need to go into that. That was the nice.

366
00:23:21,160 --> 00:23:22,160
 Yeah.

367
00:23:22,160 --> 00:23:24,160
 Yeah.

368
00:23:24,160 --> 00:23:25,160
 We were talking about.

369
00:23:25,160 --> 00:23:28,160
 I think you're writing your own script. So you're, uh, yeah, it's right.

370
00:23:28,160 --> 00:23:29,160
 My fanfic.

371
00:23:29,160 --> 00:23:30,160
 Yeah.

372
00:23:30,160 --> 00:23:32,160
 So.

373
00:23:32,160 --> 00:23:35,160
 So let's see.

374
00:23:35,160 --> 00:23:36,160
 I'm looking at the summary.

375
00:23:36,160 --> 00:23:41,160
 So then he goes back and he talks to, that's when he talks to Burgess Meredith.

376
00:23:41,160 --> 00:23:44,160
 He's like, how do I follow? There's no way to follow a flying creature.

377
00:23:44,160 --> 00:23:49,160
 And then he tells him, Oh, we could capture the last flying horse Pegasus.

378
00:23:49,160 --> 00:23:52,160
 If you want, I just happen to know where he drinks at night.

379
00:23:52,160 --> 00:23:53,160
 Cause I guess.

380
00:23:53,160 --> 00:24:00,160
 Yeah, Burgess Meredith's character kind of is the, the wise old man who went all the young guys are like, I don't know what to do.

381
00:24:00,160 --> 00:24:01,160
 He's like, Jesus do this.

382
00:24:01,160 --> 00:24:02,160
 How about this?

383
00:24:02,160 --> 00:24:04,160
 He does that a few times in the movie.

384
00:24:04,160 --> 00:24:07,160
 So this is his first how about this moment? Right.

385
00:24:07,160 --> 00:24:09,160
 He said capture Pegasus.

386
00:24:09,160 --> 00:24:10,160
 Yeah.

387
00:24:10,160 --> 00:24:11,160
 Yeah.

388
00:24:11,160 --> 00:24:12,160
 Yeah.

389
00:24:12,160 --> 00:24:13,160
 He's a plot.

390
00:24:13,160 --> 00:24:17,160
 And things like fueled by the old wise person.

391
00:24:17,160 --> 00:24:20,160
 You think about like, yeah, no, I'm not. Again, I'm not saying.

392
00:24:20,160 --> 00:24:21,160
 It just happened.

393
00:24:21,160 --> 00:24:25,160
 That's his, his character's purpose is he's kind of Perseus's guy.

394
00:24:25,160 --> 00:24:28,160
 He's like, we're going to make the story go this way. Yeah. Yeah.

395
00:24:28,160 --> 00:24:33,160
 So they capture Pegasus and there's some flying scenes where we had an argument.

396
00:24:33,160 --> 00:24:40,160
 Whether or not Perseus's legs would be in front of or behind the wings and turns out Amanda was right. They're behind.

397
00:24:40,160 --> 00:24:46,160
 No, the wings. There's no way he said that he would fall off the ass of that horse every time.

398
00:24:46,160 --> 00:24:50,160
 But if he was forward. Yeah.

399
00:24:50,160 --> 00:24:55,160
 I like your mom and bring the viewing Brad where he's like, no, they're going through the wings.

400
00:24:55,160 --> 00:24:58,160
 There's their person hold.

401
00:24:58,160 --> 00:25:05,160
 It's got to be, they have to be bent over the, over the wings and like bent back over. There's only, that's the only way we work.

402
00:25:05,160 --> 00:25:11,160
 We'll have to do some digging into that. We'll have to do some, we'll have to, on your big screen, we'll have to do some pausing and be like.

403
00:25:11,160 --> 00:25:17,160
 I feel like once the quarantine is lifted, the three of us should get together and one of us could be Pegasus and one of us could be.

404
00:25:17,160 --> 00:25:21,160
 We'll have like a mythbusters follow up where it's like, how do you write Pegasus?

405
00:25:21,160 --> 00:25:23,160
 Because that would be accurate.

406
00:25:23,160 --> 00:25:24,160
 Yes.

407
00:25:24,160 --> 00:25:26,160
 Where do we get a Pegasus? That's what I want to do.

408
00:25:26,160 --> 00:25:28,160
 One of us doing Pegasus.

409
00:25:28,160 --> 00:25:31,160
 Amazon, right? Everybody's on Amazon.

410
00:25:31,160 --> 00:25:34,160
 Are they still delivering Pegasus?

411
00:25:34,160 --> 00:25:35,160
 Yes.

412
00:25:35,160 --> 00:25:37,160
 They're talking about paper.

413
00:25:37,160 --> 00:25:38,160
 Yeah.

414
00:25:38,160 --> 00:25:39,160
 Yeah.

415
00:25:39,160 --> 00:25:45,160
 No, I'm sorry. You have to put your legs in front of the wings closer to the head.

416
00:25:45,160 --> 00:25:46,160
 Moving on.

417
00:25:46,160 --> 00:25:48,160
 No, you're falling off.

418
00:25:48,160 --> 00:25:57,160
 Come out that he's like, I'm thinking back of your legs, I personally feel like the muscle motion of the wings in general would throw anybody off.

419
00:25:57,160 --> 00:25:59,160
 Right. It would be this weird. Yeah.

420
00:25:59,160 --> 00:26:05,160
 We're talking about a flying horse. So, why does the horse run in the air? I don't understand that.

421
00:26:05,160 --> 00:26:06,160
 It doesn't know what else.

422
00:26:06,160 --> 00:26:10,160
 It's stupid. Okay, we determined that later too. Remember, the horse is done.

423
00:26:10,160 --> 00:26:12,160
 Yeah, the horse is done.

424
00:26:12,160 --> 00:26:16,160
 There's also, can this jet actually do this in real life?

425
00:26:16,160 --> 00:26:19,160
 Yeah, but the horse is done. The horse is done.

426
00:26:19,160 --> 00:26:20,160
 No.

427
00:26:20,160 --> 00:26:21,160
 All right.

428
00:26:21,160 --> 00:26:27,160
 It gets caught twice in this movie. And then when at the end, yeah, it's three times the horse.

429
00:26:27,160 --> 00:26:30,160
 And nearly burns a death. Yeah, but it survived.

430
00:26:30,160 --> 00:26:36,160
 So, and as we determined later as well, it's basically just Perseus's cab.

431
00:26:36,160 --> 00:26:38,160
 It's his car. It's all it is.

432
00:26:38,160 --> 00:26:39,160
 It's over. Yeah.

433
00:26:39,160 --> 00:26:46,160
 Yeah. So they, so using Pegasus Perseus that he goes back some other night.

434
00:26:46,160 --> 00:26:51,160
 And the same thing happens. Vulture shows up Andromeda's spirit slash soul gets in the cage flies off.

435
00:26:51,160 --> 00:26:56,160
 And one of the best shots of the city with the two guards walking up the stairs.

436
00:26:56,160 --> 00:27:00,160
 And then you got the vulture with the big cage on one side of the screen.

437
00:27:00,160 --> 00:27:11,160
 And then Pegasus fly to, and they're just like, nobody's notices a damn thing up.

438
00:27:11,160 --> 00:27:14,160
 Yeah, Amanda's.

439
00:27:14,160 --> 00:27:17,160
 Nobody looks up back then. But I mean, what do you feel like you're a helicopter? I mean, no, the vulture is loud.

440
00:27:17,160 --> 00:27:18,160
 Vulture is loud.

441
00:27:18,160 --> 00:27:21,160
 Very quiet. That vulture. Oh, okay. All right.

442
00:27:21,160 --> 00:27:25,160
 Yeah. And the horses, the horse is loud and there's flapping.

443
00:27:25,160 --> 00:27:28,160
 I don't know. He's just idiot. They're drunk.

444
00:27:28,160 --> 00:27:31,160
 I feel like they would. I mean, once I'm on the horse, the Pegasus would shit.

445
00:27:31,160 --> 00:27:33,160
 And people would realize that there's nothing shit.

446
00:27:33,160 --> 00:27:34,160
 You don't want to, like.

447
00:27:34,160 --> 00:27:37,160
 Or if you're a continent, horses or not.

448
00:27:37,160 --> 00:27:40,160
 This is part of a horse shit and virtually.

449
00:27:40,160 --> 00:27:42,160
 Oh, yeah. That would be him.

450
00:27:42,160 --> 00:27:44,160
 Well, you imagine.

451
00:27:44,160 --> 00:27:50,160
 Just raining down from all the Pegasus when they're all when there are a lot of them before that.

452
00:27:50,160 --> 00:27:54,160
 There'd be like a herd of Pegasus flying above and just shit raining down.

453
00:27:54,160 --> 00:28:00,160
 You're like, oh, I'll work that into my other script too, where first you have more to Andromeda.

454
00:28:00,160 --> 00:28:02,160
 Oh, all right.

455
00:28:02,160 --> 00:28:05,160
 There'll be a lot more animal shit in that version. Trust me.

456
00:28:05,160 --> 00:28:09,160
 So, so now according to Wikipedia.

457
00:28:09,160 --> 00:28:12,160
 So where we go.

458
00:28:12,160 --> 00:28:13,160
 Correct.

459
00:28:13,160 --> 00:28:14,160
 In drama.

460
00:28:14,160 --> 00:28:17,160
 Yeah, it follows Andromeda and to learn the next riddle.

461
00:28:17,160 --> 00:28:23,160
 Perseus is discovered and nearly killed by Calabas, but manages to sever one of Calabas's hands, losing his helmet.

462
00:28:23,160 --> 00:28:25,160
 In the process.

463
00:28:25,160 --> 00:28:26,160
 Yeah.

464
00:28:26,160 --> 00:28:27,160
 That's, I mean, that's been.

465
00:28:27,160 --> 00:28:28,160
 Happens.

466
00:28:28,160 --> 00:28:32,160
 Right. Well, he goes in there and he watches.

467
00:28:32,160 --> 00:28:34,160
 He watches.

468
00:28:34,160 --> 00:28:35,160
 He watches.

469
00:28:35,160 --> 00:28:41,160
 He watches her do the whole thing and she's like, that's one of the weirdest, like that's one of the worst acting scenes.

470
00:28:41,160 --> 00:28:42,160
 I think in it.

471
00:28:42,160 --> 00:28:47,160
 Where she's trying to act like catatonic, which is her just being at her just acting.

472
00:28:47,160 --> 00:28:48,160
 And.

473
00:28:48,160 --> 00:28:51,160
 She's obviously.

474
00:28:51,160 --> 00:28:53,160
 And she's like, why do you.

475
00:28:53,160 --> 00:28:56,160
 Yeah, I remember just the way she taught the sound of her voice.

476
00:28:56,160 --> 00:28:57,160
 I just like.

477
00:28:57,160 --> 00:29:01,160
 Just I remember hearing that like it just brings back childhood memories.

478
00:29:01,160 --> 00:29:05,160
 But yeah, so he's like, you have, you know, he's, you need another suitor and all that.

479
00:29:05,160 --> 00:29:08,160
 And she's like, why do you keep coming to me? My dreams, blah, blah.

480
00:29:08,160 --> 00:29:13,160
 But then, yeah, she goes back in the cage and goes off and then Perseus, I guess, was standing right next to him.

481
00:29:13,160 --> 00:29:15,160
 Why he had to get that fucking close. I don't know.

482
00:29:15,160 --> 00:29:18,160
 And then the idiot walks off in the sand.

483
00:29:18,160 --> 00:29:25,160
 He's invisible, but his footprints, which he would be able to see because he can't see his own damn foot because he's invisible.

484
00:29:25,160 --> 00:29:31,160
 And which the old guy told him about earlier. It's like, I can see your friends. Yeah. Right. Yeah. And then he walks back.

485
00:29:31,160 --> 00:29:35,160
 And then gets followed by the get where he parked his horse.

486
00:29:35,160 --> 00:29:37,160
 Yeah, that's right.

487
00:29:37,160 --> 00:29:39,160
 Dude, where's my horse?

488
00:29:39,160 --> 00:29:45,160
 He's in the, you know, he's in the swamp. He's hitting his fob, but Pegasus isn't beep and he can't find anywhere.

489
00:29:45,160 --> 00:29:50,160
 Yeah.

490
00:29:50,160 --> 00:29:54,160
 That was good. We'll make sure you do all the animal noises for now.

491
00:29:54,160 --> 00:29:55,160
 Yes.

492
00:29:55,160 --> 00:29:57,160
 You get to do the owl later.

493
00:29:57,160 --> 00:29:58,160
 Yeah.

494
00:29:58,160 --> 00:30:00,160
 Oh, God.

495
00:30:00,160 --> 00:30:02,160
 Bobo Bobo.

496
00:30:02,160 --> 00:30:04,160
 There's a fight.

497
00:30:04,160 --> 00:30:11,160
 And drops his helmet. It sinks into the swamp just like the castle use stone, right? Oh, another Monty Python thing.

498
00:30:11,160 --> 00:30:18,160
 Like his old city. Yeah, he loses it. And then he dramatically draws up his sword and brings it down.

499
00:30:18,160 --> 00:30:21,160
 But you don't know what happened because it cuts away at that point.

500
00:30:21,160 --> 00:30:26,160
 So then going back to this Wikipedia article.

501
00:30:26,160 --> 00:30:33,160
 The next morning, Perseus presents himself as suitor and correctly answers the riddle, winning Andromeda's hand in marriage.

502
00:30:33,160 --> 00:30:35,160
 They don't tell you what the riddle was.

503
00:30:35,160 --> 00:30:36,160
 Yeah, you.

504
00:30:36,160 --> 00:30:37,160
 In this they don't.

505
00:30:37,160 --> 00:30:38,160
 Oh, okay.

506
00:30:38,160 --> 00:30:40,160
 Yeah, that's kind of an important scene.

507
00:30:40,160 --> 00:30:43,160
 The riddle's so weird. It's like, it's stupid.

508
00:30:43,160 --> 00:30:44,160
 The riddle.

509
00:30:44,160 --> 00:30:49,160
 It's kind of like if we gave Brad a riddle about a piece of pottery in our house.

510
00:30:49,160 --> 00:30:51,160
 Like, how the fuck am I supposed to know what that's about?

511
00:30:51,160 --> 00:30:56,160
 And then I broke into your house and stole that piece of pottery and then you asked it and I pulled it out.

512
00:30:56,160 --> 00:30:58,160
 How does he?

513
00:30:58,160 --> 00:31:06,160
 I was holding the pottery and you cut my hand off and took the pottery and hand back.

514
00:31:06,160 --> 00:31:13,160
 Why would he just take his this stuff? I'm like, this is stupid. Why would he just take his fucking hand and why would he spare his life.

515
00:31:13,160 --> 00:31:15,160
 That makes no sense either way.

516
00:31:15,160 --> 00:31:17,160
 Like, why not? This guy has been tormented.

517
00:31:17,160 --> 00:31:18,160
 No.

518
00:31:18,160 --> 00:31:19,160
 He felt bad.

519
00:31:19,160 --> 00:31:27,160
 He spared his life because by sparing his life, he promised to break the curse and not take Andromeda to the swamp anymore.

520
00:31:27,160 --> 00:31:29,160
 That was a bargain that they.

521
00:31:29,160 --> 00:31:30,160
 Oh, I thought he said pity.

522
00:31:30,160 --> 00:31:31,160
 No.

523
00:31:31,160 --> 00:31:33,160
 Oh, she said pity.

524
00:31:33,160 --> 00:31:37,160
 He actually says in the movie, I spared his life, you're free from your curse.

525
00:31:37,160 --> 00:31:39,160
 See, now here would have been a better way.

526
00:31:39,160 --> 00:31:41,160
 I get me to tell her you'd be free too.

527
00:31:41,160 --> 00:31:43,160
 No, but they shouldn't have cut that scene.

528
00:31:43,160 --> 00:31:50,160
 They should have had him still cut his hand off, but then said and spared his life and then have him tell him the answer to the riddle.

529
00:31:50,160 --> 00:31:54,160
 And that's how he got the answer because otherwise you have no idea how he got the answer.

530
00:31:54,160 --> 00:31:56,160
 There's a point.

531
00:31:56,160 --> 00:32:00,160
 Unless he read the shield or whatever that guy was writing on.

532
00:32:00,160 --> 00:32:04,160
 Yeah, that's just the riddle.

533
00:32:04,160 --> 00:32:06,160
 Is that the answer on the part?

534
00:32:06,160 --> 00:32:08,160
 No, you couldn't read it.

535
00:32:08,160 --> 00:32:10,160
 It was super.

536
00:32:10,160 --> 00:32:11,160
 That's a valid point.

537
00:32:11,160 --> 00:32:12,160
 Actually, I hadn't thought about that.

538
00:32:12,160 --> 00:32:14,160
 I mean, that would have made him much better.

539
00:32:14,160 --> 00:32:15,160
 Because I never, it's a kid.

540
00:32:15,160 --> 00:32:17,160
 Even his kid's like, how the hell did he know that's what it was?

541
00:32:17,160 --> 00:32:19,160
 And why did he think only to cut his hand off?

542
00:32:19,160 --> 00:32:23,160
 Like, I don't believe the last thing we've done would be to cut Calibas's head off.

543
00:32:23,160 --> 00:32:27,160
 Take the head, show up and say he's dead.

544
00:32:27,160 --> 00:32:31,160
 The curse is broken. I want you to marry me. I don't even need a risk.

545
00:32:31,160 --> 00:32:33,160
 You're free.

546
00:32:33,160 --> 00:32:35,160
 And hey, babe, I did this for you.

547
00:32:35,160 --> 00:32:36,160
 What you got?

548
00:32:36,160 --> 00:32:38,160
 The movie would have been over.

549
00:32:38,160 --> 00:32:39,160
 I know.

550
00:32:39,160 --> 00:32:40,160
 But here's the thing.

551
00:32:40,160 --> 00:32:43,160
 Like they actually do like she he's so he's nice.

552
00:32:43,160 --> 00:32:45,160
 He spares him.

553
00:32:45,160 --> 00:32:49,160
 And then he does solve the riddle. So it should be broken anyway, right?

554
00:32:49,160 --> 00:32:55,160
 And then, and then she gets all pissed off because of what the mom says.

555
00:32:55,160 --> 00:32:57,160
 Cast your payer.

556
00:32:57,160 --> 00:32:58,160
 Yeah.

557
00:32:58,160 --> 00:33:01,160
 We cast a pair at the compares.

558
00:33:01,160 --> 00:33:07,160
 And then she gets all pissed. Yeah, she gets all pissed off again.

559
00:33:07,160 --> 00:33:08,160
 It's like.

560
00:33:08,160 --> 00:33:10,160
 Yeah, honestly, that's a good point.

561
00:33:10,160 --> 00:33:12,160
 He's fucking gone.

562
00:33:12,160 --> 00:33:14,160
 Calibas.

563
00:33:14,160 --> 00:33:18,160
 The movie would have been over because he causes the rest of the problems.

564
00:33:18,160 --> 00:33:19,160
 Right.

565
00:33:19,160 --> 00:33:24,160
 Although even if Calibas was dead, yeah, because we got to get into the next part.

566
00:33:24,160 --> 00:33:25,160
 So.

567
00:33:25,160 --> 00:33:28,160
 Where the hell are we?

568
00:33:28,160 --> 00:33:29,160
 Okay.

569
00:33:29,160 --> 00:33:32,160
 So finding that fetus cannot act against Perseus.

570
00:33:32,160 --> 00:33:35,160
 Calibas instead demands that.

571
00:33:35,160 --> 00:33:38,160
 She take vengeance on Japa at the wedding and fetuses temple.

572
00:33:38,160 --> 00:33:43,160
 Queen Castio payer declares Andromeda's beauty greater than that of that is herself.

573
00:33:43,160 --> 00:33:49,160
 Whereupon an earthquake shakes the temple, causing the head of the statue of that is to break off and crash to the floor.

574
00:33:49,160 --> 00:33:57,160
 That is using the statues head to speak through demands and drama to be sacrificed to the Kraken on pain of Japa's destruction.

575
00:33:57,160 --> 00:34:05,160
 So yeah, that's the thing is that even if he killed Calibas, well, I guess if he killed Calibas, then Calibas couldn't have come and said, mom, please do something for me.

576
00:34:05,160 --> 00:34:11,160
 But mom might have been pissed off anyway that her son's dead and still could have said I'm going to kill him.

577
00:34:11,160 --> 00:34:12,160
 That's right.

578
00:34:12,160 --> 00:34:13,160
 That's right.

579
00:34:13,160 --> 00:34:22,160
 He plays apart later, but I mean, even if he, my point is even if Perseus killed Calibas, it still would have pissed off.

580
00:34:22,160 --> 00:34:23,160
 Yeah.

581
00:34:23,160 --> 00:34:27,160
 And she still could have just come over and said, Hey, you know what?

582
00:34:27,160 --> 00:34:33,160
 She's fucking petty anyway, because no, but he spared his.

583
00:34:33,160 --> 00:34:35,160
 Perseus, he spared his life.

584
00:34:35,160 --> 00:34:39,160
 She should have been like, Hey, listen, you know, he could have killed you.

585
00:34:39,160 --> 00:34:40,160
 He didn't.

586
00:34:40,160 --> 00:34:41,160
 We're going to leave him alone now.

587
00:34:41,160 --> 00:34:45,160
 Yeah, I guess she's, she's still mad though that she turned that you got turned into.

588
00:34:45,160 --> 00:34:50,160
 I just, I just, so I'm on an IMDB. This is just a little sidebar. I think it's funny.

589
00:34:50,160 --> 00:34:56,160
 So the actor who played Calibas was Neil McCarthy.

590
00:34:56,160 --> 00:34:57,160
 Yeah.

591
00:34:57,160 --> 00:35:00,160
 And he's wasn't a ton of movies.

592
00:35:00,160 --> 00:35:01,160
 He's a zoo.

593
00:35:01,160 --> 00:35:02,160
 The original.

594
00:35:02,160 --> 00:35:06,160
 He was in time bandits. He was all this other. But his IMDB picture.

595
00:35:06,160 --> 00:35:07,160
 Yeah.

596
00:35:07,160 --> 00:35:13,160
 Yeah.

597
00:35:13,160 --> 00:35:16,160
 Yeah.

598
00:35:16,160 --> 00:35:17,160
 Yeah.

599
00:35:17,160 --> 00:35:20,160
 They actually worked in a fire region, man.

600
00:35:20,160 --> 00:35:22,160
 They actually weren't going to use.

601
00:35:22,160 --> 00:35:25,160
 He died four years after this was early. He died in 85.

602
00:35:25,160 --> 00:35:28,160
 They weren't going to use the live action actor.

603
00:35:28,160 --> 00:35:32,160
 They were just going to use Harryhausen's special effects.

604
00:35:32,160 --> 00:35:36,160
 But they decided that they needed some close ups of the face.

605
00:35:36,160 --> 00:35:41,160
 And so I think the live action looks better than the stop motion.

606
00:35:41,160 --> 00:35:47,160
 The care. I think it's good the way they used it. Like you can tell whenever they show a full body shot.

607
00:35:47,160 --> 00:35:57,160
 It's stop motion, you know, special effects. But whenever they show just his front or like from the belly up, it's obviously the actor.

608
00:35:57,160 --> 00:36:01,160
 His hairy hair that goes all the way from his head all the way down to the back.

609
00:36:01,160 --> 00:36:07,160
 Yeah.

610
00:36:07,160 --> 00:36:12,160
 Really? Okay. Interesting.

611
00:36:12,160 --> 00:36:17,160
 Can I make Calibas all he was in where he was there? Yeah.

612
00:36:17,160 --> 00:36:20,160
 And they have a picture of him in this fucking movie.

613
00:36:20,160 --> 00:36:28,160
 Yeah, that's kind of unfortunate. But maybe that's, I mean, when Internet movie database became a thing, that's what people knew him by, I guess, the programmers.

614
00:36:28,160 --> 00:36:34,160
 So back to our continuing story of the cat who's gone to the door.

615
00:36:34,160 --> 00:36:37,160
 It's our okay plot summary here.

616
00:36:37,160 --> 00:36:43,160
 Perseus seeks a way to defeat the Kraken, but Pegasus. Wait, what?

617
00:36:43,160 --> 00:36:50,160
 Okay. Yeah, this is this thing really leaves out. So, whoa, it goes right in the end.

618
00:36:50,160 --> 00:36:51,160
 What?

619
00:36:51,160 --> 00:36:52,160
 It goes right to the end.

620
00:36:52,160 --> 00:36:53,160
 No, no.

621
00:36:53,160 --> 00:36:57,160
 Perseus seeks a way to defeat the Kraken, but Pegasus is captured.

622
00:36:57,160 --> 00:37:11,160
 So they don't even tell like what they're going to do. So he seeks a way to defeat the Kraken and the old guy comes out and says, you need to go to the witches, right, because they'll have an idea to do it. And isn't that.

623
00:37:11,160 --> 00:37:19,160
 Yeah, did, but did they even talk about how they, oh, you did mention the part with the curse and all that. Okay. Yeah, that's it.

624
00:37:19,160 --> 00:37:28,160
 There's, they're leaving out some chunks of stuff here. Yeah. So nobody, nobody wants to move away through and type it out.

625
00:37:28,160 --> 00:37:35,160
 The reason I'm reading from Internet movie databases, I didn't want to be like jumping all over the place, but I'm doing it anyway.

626
00:37:35,160 --> 00:37:55,160
 Pegasus is captured by Calibas and his men. Zeus commands Athena to give Perseus her al boob. But she orders. Oh, God, that to build a golden replica of boobbo instead, who leads Perseus to the witches so apparently fucking dumbest part of this movie.

627
00:37:55,160 --> 00:38:16,160
 But now that Pegasus is gone. They decided to use an owl instead. So they have a robotic owl. And yeah, it's like a steam punk owl. Oh, yeah. It's still, it's still a sentient robot. I mean, yeah, it's the jar jar bank for this movie.

628
00:38:16,160 --> 00:38:32,160
 It was supposed to be R.G.D. too. It's cute. That's all it is. It's, you know, in a movie that's not cute in any way, it would have made it would have made more fucking sense if it had been R2 D2.

629
00:38:32,160 --> 00:38:47,160
 I've been like, all right, we're fine. We're crossing things here. I know this is not, but the way I was like, what? I mean, as a kid, I love the owl too. I thought it was funny, but it's so stupid. It really, it's a piece of shit. It's garbage. It doesn't help. It's, it's more trouble than it's worth half the time.

630
00:38:47,160 --> 00:39:03,160
 But the most important thing it does. Well, one of the most important things grabs the bag of the head. Nope. Is it lead them to the witches. Oh, that's the reason that it gets sent is they can't find these witches.

631
00:39:03,160 --> 00:39:20,160
 Either I can without the owl. So he served for perfect. And then as Amanda alluded to, he's perfect. Yeah, he does help. But I feel like the invisible helmet was still, it was still, he was definitely definitely downgrade as far as his James Bond gadgets went.

632
00:39:20,160 --> 00:39:27,160
 Yeah, you really dropped the ball. Yeah, you really dropped the ball by giving him this fucking out. He should have saved the helmet for later.

633
00:39:27,160 --> 00:39:38,160
 So every time we mentioned the magic helmet, or sorry, invisible helmet, my brain goes to Looney Tunes spirit magic helmet. Yeah, I can't hear anything else.

634
00:39:38,160 --> 00:39:50,160
 That's a good thing to think of that. I mean, Elmer Fudd, Percy is pretty much the same person spirit magic. So they get to the witches. And, and again, this really glosses over stuff.

635
00:39:50,160 --> 00:40:02,160
 And basically, Perseus goes in and he's like talking up the witches and it, they make it blatantly obvious that these witches are the non sexy witches, a compared to.

636
00:40:02,160 --> 00:40:14,160
 And there's like a half dead guy in this big cauldron of shit that they're cooking, whatever it is. What do they have it over for dinner? That's what I want to know that cauldron was like four feet tall filled.

637
00:40:14,160 --> 00:40:28,160
 Yeah. I don't know what it is. It might be lotion. You think they needed it. Yeah. Yeah. So he has. And again, here's another thing that the owl does the owl feel the eye.

638
00:40:28,160 --> 00:40:39,160
 That the witches used to see and without the eye. Now Perseus has like a bargaining chip. So he forces them to reveal that the only way to defeat the track and the tracking.

639
00:40:39,160 --> 00:40:53,160
 The crack and the end of Medusa, who lives on an island in the rivers sticks at the edge of the underworld. So, basically, he has to go and do something else. And if he can get the head of the craft.

640
00:40:53,160 --> 00:41:03,160
 He's he's such a dick to these witches though. They're not, they don't try to do anything to him. He comes into their house. He steals their one magic little toy.

641
00:41:03,160 --> 00:41:15,160
 And then he demands that they tell him some information he needs to know. And then when it comes time with like we've given you the information we've told you the truth that he dickly says here they're blind by the way sorry.

642
00:41:15,160 --> 00:41:29,160
 But he steals as a glass ball that they have to all share in order for them to see through. We didn't really call the eye. And he steals that his owl steals that and then he's holding it. And then when he finally gets the information he wants he's like, and they're like, give us the eye.

643
00:41:29,160 --> 00:41:36,160
 They're like, he's like, Oh, here, catch. Fuck an asshole. And throw it. They're all assholes.

644
00:41:36,160 --> 00:41:46,160
 Yeah, it would be the equivalent of showing up at some guys houses in a wheelchair. And then he does, you know, you dump them out of the wheelchair. He does something for you and then you roll his wheelchair down a hill.

645
00:41:46,160 --> 00:41:59,160
 I'm like, see, it'd be the equivalent of coming over someone's house and making them tell you what color she is in your colorblind. Fuck those people.

646
00:41:59,160 --> 00:42:07,160
 So, the next day, the group continues on their journey without Andromeda because Andromeda and the old guy were along up to this point.

647
00:42:07,160 --> 00:42:22,160
 And then he put it Brad ghost or they go to the original ghosting. We run off in the middle of the night and continue on so Andromeda and the old guy go back to Java. It's assumed, and Perseus and a couple throw away characters and his buddy.

648
00:42:22,160 --> 00:42:40,160
 Who's name I can't remember. Continue on. So, good to get had 30 days because they use up all their time for this. Yeah. I mean, I mean, because they get we're given a 30 day window. And I don't know, man, if I was person, like, Hey, listen, you're really hot and all around, but I'm good.

649
00:42:40,160 --> 00:42:48,160
 Like, I don't know why they just did all move out of town. They had 30 days. They can just all left the town, let the crack and destroy it and then come back.

650
00:42:48,160 --> 00:42:52,160
 Because the gods are capricious and they will find you.

651
00:42:52,160 --> 00:43:04,160
 They're going to come after they're going to, you know, the next week after this moves over the next week there's some other drama, some other bullshit that they put up with the gods again and do the same fucking heroic thing again. Some other way.

652
00:43:04,160 --> 00:43:18,160
 That's the Titans to electric balloon. Yeah. Yeah, this is Zeus back in action. Yeah. But yeah, so they, all right, so that's right. So they take off and they go to the river sticks.

653
00:43:18,160 --> 00:43:25,160
 So one guy doesn't come with them. I don't know why. Why doesn't his main guy come out. He's got to hold the owl. He's got to hold the owl.

654
00:43:25,160 --> 00:43:36,160
 Because, I mean, everybody who goes on the island is going to die. So you can't let the main warrior guy die. You got to let all the red shirts die dies the next scene after that.

655
00:43:36,160 --> 00:43:49,160
 Yeah, yeah. So he, they call the, um, the, um, the oarsman. What do they call that guy? Karen Karen. Yeah, the guy who will take you across the river and he's a skeleton. He's pretty cool.

656
00:43:49,160 --> 00:44:02,160
 So they get over to Medusa's Island and Perseus. See, again, they really, really go over this really quickly. Perseus fights and kills Medusa's guardian, a two headed dog name.

657
00:44:02,160 --> 00:44:19,160
 Diagnosis. Diosis. All right, cuz if they are, they're really, I can't let us die of skelos. I don't know, kills a two headed dog.

658
00:44:19,160 --> 00:44:24,160
 Yeah, that. And Perseus enters into the gorgons of Medusa's lair, where he uses the reflective underside of his shield to deceive Medusa to capitate her and collect her head.

659
00:44:24,160 --> 00:44:30,160
 But the shield is dissolved by her caustic blood. But again, first one is a mirror and there aren't mirrors yet.

660
00:44:30,160 --> 00:44:38,160
 Are there not mirrors? They don't, they don't call them mirrors. I mean, they should have something that stuff reflected. Yeah.

661
00:44:38,160 --> 00:44:43,160
 I feel like mirrors are around. I don't know what, what year does this take place.

662
00:44:43,160 --> 00:44:47,160
 It's definitely before 1960.

663
00:44:47,160 --> 00:44:51,160
 I don't know not to do my homework. I think it's in the BCE era.

664
00:44:51,160 --> 00:45:00,160
 Yeah, I believe so. Yeah. I mean, that's, that's the summary here. But I mean, there's, there's more to me. No, I think it's great. They walk in.

665
00:45:00,160 --> 00:45:12,160
 So there's, so they lose one guy to the dog. Yeah. Yeah. So there's one of the red shirts. So then there's the two of them left and Perseus is such a dick. He's like, remember, now there's only three of us like.

666
00:45:12,160 --> 00:45:19,160
 Oh, yeah, fuck you. We, you know, we saw, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, yeah.

667
00:45:19,160 --> 00:45:25,160
 And I'm going up the middle. No, that is the best day. They walk into the chamber. Yeah, he's like, yeah, he points to go this way.

668
00:45:25,160 --> 00:45:32,160
 And then they're all still looking straight ahead, knowing that if they look right at this at Medusa, they're going to turn to stone.

669
00:45:32,160 --> 00:45:39,160
 And they think by holding their shields up right below their eyes somehow that's going to help. I don't know. I'm like, you should be walking that place backwards.

670
00:45:39,160 --> 00:45:46,160
 I mean, it's like that the one guy gets shot at the arrow right away. And it was like, they're like, Oh, fuck, she's got a weapon too. Like, yeah.

671
00:45:46,160 --> 00:45:53,160
 Not just ugly. Yeah. Right. She's not just ugly and get charged to stone, but she's actually got a, she's going to hunt us down too. It's like shit.

672
00:45:53,160 --> 00:46:02,160
 I'm going to go all cat is ever dean on us. Right. Yeah. And so, I mean, so the one guy gets it. The other guy, he gets hit his shield gets hit by the arrow.

673
00:46:02,160 --> 00:46:10,160
 And he falls down. And like an idiot then turns around and looks back up at her. Right. Rather than just getting up and running.

674
00:46:10,160 --> 00:46:18,160
 We're crawling. The first guy gets shot in the back. Yeah. Like a random vat of acid. Right. Yeah.

675
00:46:18,160 --> 00:46:27,160
 That's where she bathes at night. You know, she's got to keep. You got to you got to descale. She's got to descale herself.

676
00:46:27,160 --> 00:46:37,160
 The best scene in the whole movie, I thought, as far as the special effects go and all that is when he throws that shield onto that frozen statue and it looks like.

677
00:46:37,160 --> 00:46:40,160
 I don't even know how they did. It looks like it's almost in reverse.

678
00:46:40,160 --> 00:46:44,160
 The way it sticks, because I mean, it doesn't.

679
00:46:44,160 --> 00:46:55,160
 It's just like, right. Yeah. And then you brought up a good point, Brock, why we're watching it is that the plan doesn't even work. So he's so he throws it onto this statue under the arms.

680
00:46:55,160 --> 00:47:01,160
 So then he can put his head in the reflection of the shield, which then would do so then shoots.

681
00:47:01,160 --> 00:47:09,160
 And the shield. And the shield just like all's off to the side. But I can't make me find. I mean, where she is.

682
00:47:09,160 --> 00:47:25,160
 Maybe he thought that she thought he was dead. So she's coming. No, because she comes. She hasn't come. She saw him already. She was going to go that way. But maybe it gave him, like, a sense of perspective, like how far back she was over his right, like, right.

683
00:47:25,160 --> 00:47:40,160
 I mean, as a kid, this made perfect sense. But the thing is, the shield, after she shoots the shield, and it lands on the ground, it lands in such a way that he can see her coming. But he didn't know he was going to happen.

684
00:47:40,160 --> 00:47:47,160
 He doesn't actually know he doesn't use it when it's on the ground. He only use it when it's on the ground after she's dead to pick up her head.

685
00:47:47,160 --> 00:47:58,160
 And again, that wasn't part of his plan. He wasn't like, well, that wasn't part of his plan. No, he just stands there. Like, I don't know what his plan was like, she shoots the shield. It falls down.

686
00:47:58,160 --> 00:48:03,160
 And then his plan was just to wait for her to come in. Why not just let her come anyway. Yeah.

687
00:48:03,160 --> 00:48:22,160
 You were watching this. Like, this guy has no plan. And Brock was like, do I love the plan? He's, he's just kind of like, he's just waiting it. That was interesting because, like I said, as a kid, I never really thought about it. But then, yeah, it doesn't make a lot of sense.

688
00:48:22,160 --> 00:48:30,160
 It doesn't make any sense. Eight or nine when this came out. But I mean, I've watched it in my teens, probably. It's still, I never really thought about it.

689
00:48:30,160 --> 00:48:36,160
 Brock, how do you think we were the first time we saw this? Because I mean, I know we didn't see the theater.

690
00:48:36,160 --> 00:48:41,160
 So, I imagine we probably saw it by 1982. That's what I was thinking.

691
00:48:41,160 --> 00:48:51,160
 Yeah, you gotta remember back then though. Stuff didn't come on VHS. And so, like a year, at least a year later.

692
00:48:51,160 --> 00:49:02,160
 Even if it took two years, we would have been like nine. I was going to say, I think I was 12, 11 or 12 when I saw this. No, no, you're math again.

693
00:49:02,160 --> 00:49:06,160
 It came out in 81. If it's two years, it's 83.

694
00:49:06,160 --> 00:49:16,160
 I think that I saw it later. That's what I'm saying is if it was a year or two, or even if it was 30. It came out right around my birthday.

695
00:49:16,160 --> 00:49:20,160
 It came out in the summer. Yeah, yeah. I guess all of our birthdays.

696
00:49:20,160 --> 00:49:25,160
 Your granddad had like, he would do the beta thing for you. And I know that we were.

697
00:49:25,160 --> 00:49:32,160
 Yeah, that would have, that's what I don't know. Like, I couldn't find anywhere. I looked earlier. I couldn't find what year it was released on home video.

698
00:49:32,160 --> 00:49:39,160
 I remember back in the day, it would take it would be over. Yeah, it'd be a year, it'd be anywhere.

699
00:49:39,160 --> 00:49:46,160
 Because we don't even know when stuff, it would take a year. Right. Back then, movies would be in the theater forever.

700
00:49:46,160 --> 00:49:51,160
 Yeah, it would stay. It would stay around.

701
00:49:51,160 --> 00:49:54,160
 But then I watched, we watched it a lot. I remember watching it.

702
00:49:54,160 --> 00:50:04,160
 I remember, we watched it. I remember we watched it at momma and pop pops. And I remember using my boombox and actually recording just the audio part of it.

703
00:50:04,160 --> 00:50:11,160
 Really? Like two tape decks. And then I, yeah, I remember that. Like, because I didn't have any other, we didn't have a PCR yet.

704
00:50:11,160 --> 00:50:19,160
 And then I would go home and I listened to it that way. I just listened to it. Did you have the two hour tapes? Remember you used to get the two hour tapes?

705
00:50:19,160 --> 00:50:25,160
 Yeah, you used the extended play. Yeah, the two hour one.

706
00:50:25,160 --> 00:50:29,160
 That if you did anything wrong, it would snap.

707
00:50:29,160 --> 00:50:32,160
 Yes, we're that old.

708
00:50:32,160 --> 00:50:35,160
 Or something. That was a big deal.

709
00:50:35,160 --> 00:50:42,160
 I forgot about that. Like tape and stuff off the radio and stuff. So anyway, okay, so we're getting off track. So back to the story here.

710
00:50:42,160 --> 00:50:55,160
 Yeah, it's still that magically landed in such a way that he could then pick up Medusa's head after he decapitated her, decapitated her is milkled by the disgusting or that comes out of Medusa.

711
00:50:55,160 --> 00:51:10,160
 Yeah, she rolls her body flails for like 30 seconds. And then it finally falls down. And then like, it pulses goo this like gelatinous, nasty little alien. It's got the right, they didn't like.

712
00:51:10,160 --> 00:51:13,160
 It's so odd that you guys are grossed out by that.

713
00:51:13,160 --> 00:51:15,160
 It's weird.

714
00:51:15,160 --> 00:51:20,160
 The way it's like the stop motion and it just like unnaturally pauses.

715
00:51:20,160 --> 00:51:30,160
 I will say the of all the special effects, the Medusa in this scene, the fight scene is, I think, by far the best of everything.

716
00:51:30,160 --> 00:51:40,160
 Yeah, it's still creepy. It's still good. It's still, she looks good. Like her wandering around. It looks like they look like they're in the same room to get like, it doesn't look like.

717
00:51:40,160 --> 00:51:52,160
 I wonder if the darker set maybe it was easier to make it seamless. Yeah. Was it the fully like the noise they use for her tail like everything about it you're just like, yeah, she's creepy. She's still creepy.

718
00:51:52,160 --> 00:52:14,160
 Holds up. So, as Percy has in his party set to return, Calibus enters their camp and punctures the cloak carrying Medusa's head. What the fuck is in this cloak? Yeah, what? So, so yeah, five minutes ago, the blood dissolved a magical shield from the gods.

719
00:52:14,160 --> 00:52:29,160
 Now the blood makes three little scorpions, two very big scorpions. No, I think they were there. No, I think it drops on the rocks in terms of drops on the rocks and then there's like a little, if you look, there's like maggots and shit and then all of a sudden they scorpion.

720
00:52:29,160 --> 00:52:46,160
 We don't we don't have we don't have a 30 foot scream. No, but what I would like what I think is crazy is like in that cloak. What he pokes it. It like pulses out that blood like again, would he like what the hell what is in.

721
00:52:46,160 --> 00:53:06,160
 Yeah, how would the reading blood left in her head. She's a girl. What are the weirdest scenes in the movie though is when he comes out of her little, I don't know, her temple right, and he's got her head and he holds it up and then it does the lightning flash and then it flashes to her head

722
00:53:06,160 --> 00:53:25,160
 and then being in the bag hanging on the tree. Yeah, but yeah, it was a but the new is going to go in the cloak because they already told you that when when he was with the witches remember he said they said that the cloak was protected

723
00:53:25,160 --> 00:53:41,160
 because the people in the audience were not paying attention. Maybe that was a kid. So the kids would understand. Yeah. I mean that would put that was a, that was, that was, that was very fortuitous of him to hold the eye and then all of a sudden his cloak is able

724
00:53:41,160 --> 00:53:50,160
 to hold the head after the fact that he's wearing the cloak in the cave. Well, and that was also a very cinematic shot where he walks out and he just holds it up to nobody.

725
00:53:50,160 --> 00:54:06,160
 I want to see the scene where he's getting off the boat back coming back on the other, you know, back across the river sticks where he's totally naked because he had to take the cloak off the wrap up Medusa's head. So he doesn't kill his buddy right and he gets off the boat.

726
00:54:06,160 --> 00:54:21,160
 And he's just completely buck naked they're holding the bag and it's like, okay, Karen, you're going to owe me this, this six or whatever. Yeah, the guy has the boatsman behind the shaking his head.

727
00:54:21,160 --> 00:54:30,160
 He's like, no, no, we don't take naked people you can't get on the boat. He's stuck on the island.

728
00:54:30,160 --> 00:54:40,160
 My thing is, okay, back to that, just a little, little, we'll roll back just a little bit of that. His buddies, when they get to the river sticks and his buddy has the coin that they need.

729
00:54:40,160 --> 00:54:51,160
 Like, just happens to be carried like, how long is he been carrying that one coin? Like, yeah, I'm eventually I'm no I'm going to end up with the river sticks and someone's going to get it across and I'm going to hold on to this baby.

730
00:54:51,160 --> 00:55:00,160
 Maybe maybe that's part of like when he becomes like an officer in the guards, like there's a special coin. Just hold on to it you might need it you never know right.

731
00:55:00,160 --> 00:55:05,160
 So you need your shield your sword and this coin otherwise yeah.

732
00:55:05,160 --> 00:55:11,160
 So something old something new something borrowed something blue and your shoe something.

733
00:55:11,160 --> 00:55:12,160
 Yeah.

734
00:55:12,160 --> 00:55:17,160
 Oh man that part was I was like oh come on like lucky for him.

735
00:55:17,160 --> 00:55:22,160
 So Calibus and the scorpions attacking kill Perseus's remaining escorts.

736
00:55:22,160 --> 00:55:27,160
 The Perseus overcomes the scorpions and thereafter kills Calibus.

737
00:55:27,160 --> 00:55:32,160
 All right so the scorpion scenes are pretty bad.

738
00:55:32,160 --> 00:55:45,160
 From a yes the the fake fighting of the scorpions, which I know the actors had nothing to go on is pretty bad, but they also fuck up there's three scorpions only to get killed.

739
00:55:45,160 --> 00:55:49,160
 Yeah, whatever and also.

740
00:55:49,160 --> 00:56:01,160
 Perseus just the one guy gets stung and dies instantly from the stinger and then at the end Perseus just grabs the stinger and holds it up and then chops it off and then kills the thing so it's like.

741
00:56:01,160 --> 00:56:14,160
 Oh which is it like it even on the even on the big screen, it doesn't look like he's grabbing like behind the stinger the tail part. It looks like he's putting his hand straight on that stinger.

742
00:56:14,160 --> 00:56:21,160
 Well because again, they're fake acting they're you know they're putting you know they're super imposing.

743
00:56:21,160 --> 00:56:25,160
 You think you're able to move it though.

744
00:56:25,160 --> 00:56:37,160
 It's not on the end the scorpion was put in after the fact Amanda think that they would kind of like let's move the scorpion can you make that guy's stinger yeah make him dress right.

745
00:56:37,160 --> 00:56:47,160
 Right I don't know the scorpions is a really weird addition the Medusa blood making scorpion that was almost like a throw away like we got to give Perseus one more thing to fight.

746
00:56:47,160 --> 00:57:01,160
 No I feel like it was who was the special effects guy. Yeah, it's almost like he's like I've done this really fucking cool thing with scorpions. We got a good in the movie they're awesome and they're all like blown away like holy shit the scorpions look awesome.

747
00:57:01,160 --> 00:57:18,160
 Yeah, well we'll work it in we'll work it in. Yeah, and then I mean honestly the way Calabas dies is pretty lame because you know Perseus is there he gets the whip around him and he's pulling he's pulling Perseus with his whip and right next to Perseus is the sword.

748
00:57:18,160 --> 00:57:29,160
 Can his guy throw the sword to it. Oh, he already dropped it he dropped it so Perseus is reaching for the sword you know what's going to happen. I'm talking about that part in there with the whip.

749
00:57:29,160 --> 00:57:37,160
 Well now he swings that I'm like a throwing knife or yeah like and Calabas has that like three prawns try to try to.

750
00:57:37,160 --> 00:57:50,160
 Yeah, there's a hand is super captain hook. Pull hard, drag Perseus back like two feet and then he's away from the sword he's fine and then he can stab him with your try to hate him.

751
00:57:50,160 --> 00:58:03,160
 I don't know he just that I just his death was kind of weak. Anyway, the best though before that the fight right when the guys all wake up because remember we totally glossed over the fucking stupid owl, where he was on watch.

752
00:58:03,160 --> 00:58:16,160
 He falls asleep the fucking owl the robot owl falls asleep. And then when he finally does wake up and sees everything he's about to warn him.

753
00:58:16,160 --> 00:58:31,160
 Calabas Calabas devil guy whips and he falls in the water and then he's gone. And then they hear that they hear like the splash and Perseus and all those buddies wake up and they start walking over looking for the owl in the branch, not noticing the

754
00:58:31,160 --> 00:58:45,160
 huge scorpions and the fact that they're horses have been whipped away. And then Perseus has his sword in its sheet still in one hand and a torch in the other.

755
00:58:45,160 --> 00:58:58,160
 And for whatever reason he goes to fight the scorpion right away he goes to put the sword up within the she like, and then the scorpion knocks that away so then he's fighting the damn scorpion with the torch for half the threat.

756
00:58:58,160 --> 00:59:04,160
 I was like, God, man, Perseus is bad. He's just, he's never good at this.

757
00:59:04,160 --> 00:59:14,160
 That fight scene. There were there were details in that fight scene that I don't remember. I mean, it was kind of just dumb in a lot of ways.

758
00:59:14,160 --> 00:59:29,160
 So, back to our plot. Yeah, we need to buy his struggle Perseus sends boo boo who after the fight's over comes out of the water coughing to rescue from Calabas's henchmen.

759
00:59:29,160 --> 00:59:38,160
 This is the this might be the worst thing in the process it's very keystone cops sort of thing.

760
00:59:38,160 --> 00:59:50,160
 And reaches the amphitheater and Japa where he collapses from. Let's let's let's talk about the damn the rescue of Pegasus because I gloss over that.

761
00:59:50,160 --> 01:00:03,160
 I know but there's this little fucking mechanical owl that comes in. There are, I don't know, half a dozen guys with swords at the at the camp, and then the big ass vulture.

762
01:00:03,160 --> 01:00:15,160
 And somehow this little out the vultures terrified of the little owl. And then all of a sudden the camp it's in the swamp mind you in the swamp. One of the torches falls over.

763
01:00:15,160 --> 01:00:30,160
 And it's like, yeah, it's like they worked, but it's like they worked at a petrol station or something like the whole fucking thing goes up. Like it is insane. And then luckily, they've encased Pegasus in a gate that has a counterweight.

764
01:00:30,160 --> 01:00:43,160
 Now can open the gate for Pegasus. I mean, that was very lucky of them. A lot of love. They love counterweights. Yeah, there's a lot of counterweights. That's true. That's true. They're into their their cages and counterweights.

765
01:00:43,160 --> 01:00:53,160
 So, I mean, that's just that part that part is just like that even, I don't know like, why have that scene that scene is so weird.

766
01:00:53,160 --> 01:01:12,160
 And that again to me that was like a scene you have to rest. Yeah, and it's like it's kind of funny. Yeah, it's it's a bumbling it's Jar Jar fighting off the army of the droid army at the end of the Phantom Menace you know it's all just slapstick.

767
01:01:12,160 --> 01:01:23,160
 But it's at least it's over a lot faster. Yeah, but there's not really any campy stuff in this before that. Like, there's no like, he's definitely. Right, but it's this. Yeah.

768
01:01:23,160 --> 01:01:36,160
 It's this is very serious like it's Shakespeare and actors as the gods. And even the mortals are very, there's not any throwaway lines. There's not even like, you know, some little.

769
01:01:36,160 --> 01:01:44,160
 There's no Wilhelm screaming. Yeah, there's no Wilhelm. That's not in every movie. It's only just. Yeah. So, all right. Yeah.

770
01:01:44,160 --> 01:01:57,160
 No, that scene doesn't fit. It's, it's, it is. There do seem to be some scenes that it's almost like they put them in as an afterthought. Like, we need a little bit more. So, hey, here's a funny scene with boo boo rescuing Pegasus.

771
01:01:57,160 --> 01:02:05,160
 We need, like you said, Harryhausen did these scorpions, and he's already said he's going to get pissed if we don't use them. So let's make another fight scene real quick.

772
01:02:05,160 --> 01:02:09,160
 And that is from a Greek name.

773
01:02:09,160 --> 01:02:13,160
 No, it's. I always think of the flag.

774
01:02:13,160 --> 01:02:21,160
 Who's a latin term for a genus of owls, but not born owls, which is what.

775
01:02:21,160 --> 01:02:26,160
 The genus for barn owls is Tito.

776
01:02:26,160 --> 01:02:31,160
 That sounds more like one of the Jackson's from the Jackson. So I guess they decided.

777
01:02:31,160 --> 01:02:38,160
 Because it films better. Yeah.

778
01:02:38,160 --> 01:02:47,160
 So, so then yeah, so Perseus gets back to Java and collapses from exhaustion, but then he gets another assist from Zeus.

779
01:02:47,160 --> 01:02:52,160
 How was he exhausted? All he had to do is ride on the horse on the way back.

780
01:02:52,160 --> 01:02:57,160
 No, I mean, he could take, he could have taken a nap. He could have napped that whole time.

781
01:02:57,160 --> 01:03:05,160
 Yeah, he could have clipped in and leave the chair back on Pegasus. Right. Yeah, exactly. On air Pegasus. I mean, come on.

782
01:03:05,160 --> 01:03:14,160
 So, this takes his little collapse statue and turns him so now he's up. So that leads us to believe apparently that Perseus is fine.

783
01:03:14,160 --> 01:03:16,160
 So then we cut to Andromeda.

784
01:03:16,160 --> 01:03:23,160
 See, there's another bullshit thing like, because they're right against the clock, right? The running out of time. The 30 days is just about up.

785
01:03:23,160 --> 01:03:30,160
 You know, it's like, Brad, why not help him out beforehand?

786
01:03:30,160 --> 01:03:37,160
 When you're, he's about to get killed earlier by the scorpions. Why not just touch the scorpions and kill them all.

787
01:03:37,160 --> 01:03:40,160
 If he wanted to, he could have made this entire movie not happen.

788
01:03:40,160 --> 01:03:47,160
 It's that whole God doesn't need to do things when you want him to. He told part of Zeus's plan, Brad.

789
01:03:47,160 --> 01:03:54,160
 It's all part of Zeus's plan. You cannot possibly understand it. Zeus is an asshole. I know his plan.

790
01:03:54,160 --> 01:04:02,160
 And it's an asshole plan, but it's a plan. So Andromeda is shackled to the sea cliffs outside Japa, and the Kraken itself is summoned.

791
01:04:02,160 --> 01:04:11,160
 Bubo diverts the Kraken's attention until Perseus, whose strength was secretly restored by Zeus, as we alluded to, appears on Pegasus.

792
01:04:11,160 --> 01:04:19,160
 In the subsequent battle, Perseus. What the fuck? In the movie, he takes like the most, they walk her out.

793
01:04:19,160 --> 01:04:26,160
 Like, he, so he's in the amphitheater in Jibu, or whatever it was, what the hell they're doing in places.

794
01:04:26,160 --> 01:04:33,160
 Juku, or whatever. Yeah, Jakku.

795
01:04:33,160 --> 01:04:42,160
 He walks from the amphitheater, where that's where he gets restored health, right? And not even like, whatever.

796
01:04:42,160 --> 01:04:51,160
 It's the same day he walks in there and sees in the beginning of the movie. So why it takes him so long on the horse on Pegasus.

797
01:04:51,160 --> 01:04:58,160
 Like he's flying over like deserts and all of a sudden, when they keep showing, it's like, where is he going? Why is he taking the long way home?

798
01:04:58,160 --> 01:05:10,160
 Yeah, that's a good point. Yeah, he went from like Egypt. Yeah, we, we, we, we missed a crucial part that we didn't, that's not in the Wikipedia, obviously.

799
01:05:10,160 --> 01:05:21,160
 There's a lot of Wikipedia. I know, but there is a very crucial scene. Oh, the boobs. The boobs. They show, yeah, they show, you know, she's getting cleaned up to be stronger.

800
01:05:21,160 --> 01:05:28,160
 And so, yeah, you get to see a little, you know, boobies, some more boobies.

801
01:05:28,160 --> 01:05:31,160
 Some, some boobs, some ass. Yeah.

802
01:05:31,160 --> 01:05:39,160
 I got to give her props that she doesn't scream through the whole thing. Right. So, yeah. Okay. So then they take her down and they strap her.

803
01:05:39,160 --> 01:05:51,160
 Yeah, they shackled her. They shackled her into the, onto the rock, Poseidon calls the Kraken, and then Perseus has taken his sweet ass time on Pegasus. He's taken the long road.

804
01:05:51,160 --> 01:05:56,160
 You can't undo the knot in his bag to get Zeus's head fucking idiot.

805
01:05:56,160 --> 01:06:03,160
 Too close to the Kraken because as we've alluded to Pegasus, Pegasus is a fucking idiot. Yeah, it's a bright next to it.

806
01:06:03,160 --> 01:06:06,160
 Perseus and Pegasus get knocked into the water.

807
01:06:06,160 --> 01:06:13,160
 The creature from the black Lagoon, actually eat and drama has his second hero moment. He picks up.

808
01:06:13,160 --> 01:06:22,160
 Yeah, he does. He does save the day here. We'll give him his credit for this. Perseus finally gets the knot undone after he like holds his hand up like hold on cracking.

809
01:06:22,160 --> 01:06:35,160
 Yeah, time out and then, and then fucking accidentally looks at Medusa's head, turns the stone dies and drama gets eaten and the whole thing's over. Right. Right. And that's the director's cut. But we were much better story.

810
01:06:35,160 --> 01:06:44,160
 Yeah. And so he pulls the head out and the Kraken turns the stone and then he tosses the head into the ocean to kill all the fish and all the fish.

811
01:06:44,160 --> 01:06:54,160
 And then he starts to burn the head. It's going to wash up and some kids fucked up. I'd keep that thing in that bag. Anytime someone pissed me off, pull that thing out. Yeah.

812
01:06:54,160 --> 01:07:04,160
 Why wouldn't he keep that? It's the ultimate weapon. Yeah, that's true. I would. Yeah, definitely keep that thing. Keep that. Why wouldn't I mean, I've got the cloak that holds it. Just keep it.

813
01:07:04,160 --> 01:07:14,160
 He's Andromeda. They get married. You see a shot of them sleeping peacefully in the bed where he was creepily watching her. And they sleep on the covers. It's so weird.

814
01:07:14,160 --> 01:07:23,160
 Yeah, I guess it's on the fucking covers. I guess it's hot. I guess it's hot in ancient Greece, I guess. You know what? I feel like you just need even a sheet.

815
01:07:23,160 --> 01:07:35,160
 It's something. Not like it. A movie. Something. Yeah, I agree. Then the movie ends with Zeus proclaiming that their memories will live forever because he's going to put them up into the stars and they become.

816
01:07:35,160 --> 01:07:46,160
 They become. And it's like the heroic Perseus, the beautiful Andromeda and the vain Cassiopeia. Cassiopeia got the rotten adjective with the bunch. I mean, she was kind of vain.

817
01:07:46,160 --> 01:07:54,160
 And is that the mom? That's the mom. And she's vain because she mentioned that her daughter was prettier than a god.

818
01:07:54,160 --> 01:08:01,160
 Only things she did. You could have said like the wise Cassiopeia. When did else is she so vanity?

819
01:08:01,160 --> 01:08:05,160
 When she says it wasn't for her. That's not for her.

820
01:08:05,160 --> 01:08:12,160
 For her. Yeah, exactly. Good point. Fuck this. I'm writing a word. I'm writing a strongly word. It led her to the writer of this fucking movie. This is bullshit.

821
01:08:12,160 --> 01:08:21,160
 The writer is dead. You should write it to this. So, this is dearest Zeus. You are an asshole.

822
01:08:21,160 --> 01:08:29,160
 That's the movie. And what I'm getting out of this after this discussion is that everybody in this movie is stupid. Yeah.

823
01:08:29,160 --> 01:08:38,160
 And they're in and they're assholes. They're all all the gods and goddesses are assholes are just spiteful little bitches like people are dumb.

824
01:08:38,160 --> 01:08:49,160
 And the people are dumb. Percy is can't undo a knot. Pegasus is just too good at getting caught and doesn't say Brock, Brock, I do have one thing. Pegasus is not a person.

825
01:08:49,160 --> 01:08:58,160
 That's true. Right. You know what? I didn't notice that this time. Thank you for clearing that up. None of us are stupid.

826
01:08:58,160 --> 01:09:00,160
 No.

827
01:09:00,160 --> 01:09:05,160
 Yeah. I mean, like at the end, like you said, if the Pegasus just flew, I don't know.

828
01:09:05,160 --> 01:09:11,160
 A couple hundred yards away just hovered because it can do that. And just wait. It's like, you got that not.

829
01:09:11,160 --> 01:09:19,160
 Come on, bud. How's it? How's that not like fight or flight would have set in at some point. You'd be like, I'm not going to fly this close.

830
01:09:19,160 --> 01:09:20,160
 That's what should have happened.

831
01:09:20,160 --> 01:09:49,160
 I think they mentioned he he they call it Sally. Okay, fine, but Pegasus stays in the water. The whole rest of the fight.

832
01:09:49,160 --> 01:09:57,160
 And then it comes out the end and then everyone cheers when he goes up on the road. Cheers. It's like that fucking dumbass horse didn't do shit.

833
01:09:57,160 --> 01:10:04,160
 Well, you may got him there via Egypt. So it's a fucking taxi. He's a taxi.

834
01:10:04,160 --> 01:10:06,160
 Yeah.

835
01:10:06,160 --> 01:10:11,160
 You know, he was trying to make some extra money off Percy. So he took him along.

836
01:10:11,160 --> 01:10:16,160
 Hey, he's not from around here. He's not going to know this short.

837
01:10:16,160 --> 01:10:24,160
 He's going to find something interesting about. So I was looking at IMDB earlier before yesterday, when I was looking at this movie and everything.

838
01:10:24,160 --> 01:10:31,160
 And on IMDB, they have a clip from Cisco and Ebert's review of this movie.

839
01:10:31,160 --> 01:10:44,160
 The original show, they have a show and the whole shows up there, the whole half an hour, I forget their show, but that, that episode, they reviewed the same episode they reviewed history of the world part one, the Mel Brooks comedy.

840
01:10:44,160 --> 01:10:52,160
 And it was kind of like, I was like, Oh, okay, no, that one. So, do you want to guess what they rated it.

841
01:10:52,160 --> 01:11:02,160
 I mean, they did thumbs up thumbs down, right? No, this is actually, that's another fun. This is before thumbs up thumbs down. So they just gave it a yes or no. Do you want it? They're like, they're just like yes or no to watch it. Yes.

842
01:11:02,160 --> 01:11:07,160
 So this is, that's how old this fucking movie is. This is before there is no.

843
01:11:07,160 --> 01:11:10,160
 Yeah, they never agreed.

844
01:11:10,160 --> 01:11:13,160
 Well, and this one they both agreed.

845
01:11:13,160 --> 01:11:15,160
 No, they both loved it.

846
01:11:15,160 --> 01:11:16,160
 Really.

847
01:11:16,160 --> 01:11:26,160
 They thought, I mean, at the time to you, I think this is, they thought the stop animation was amazing. They were like, it's a funny review because.

848
01:11:26,160 --> 01:11:45,160
 Yeah, but they, but they really liked it. They were like, they were like, they were, he was like, you know, we know, we've known for years that you can put animation so you put anything on TV on screen with a live, like an animation way with a live person like and they said it like in Disney's

849
01:11:45,160 --> 01:12:00,160
 the sound of music, which I thought was a song of the South, sorry, which I thought was an interesting one was an interesting one to use as a reference. I mean, you could use Mary Poppins. They could, they uses that one as a reference is that you can put animation on screen with live action, right?

850
01:12:00,160 --> 01:12:14,160
 Which I, that's just funny side note of anybody doesn't know that's a really racist Disney movie that they pulled and you can't find anymore. But so he says that, but then he's like, but this he's like using the stop animation on that.

851
01:12:14,160 --> 01:12:29,160
 You put the live people and it makes the creatures look real. And he's like, just like it would have been in real life. And I was like, come on, you know, these weren't real, right? Like, this didn't, this is not a documentary.

852
01:12:29,160 --> 01:12:45,160
 Yeah, I referred to Pegasus as a person earlier. Yeah, that's true. You did. So, man. But yeah, I thought it was, it was pretty funny that review. I was surprised they both liked it. And they, they were like, they were like, go see this and Raiders of the Lost Ark was coming out that year they knew that but they

853
01:12:45,160 --> 01:12:56,160
 hadn't reviewed it yet. And they were like, this is a good one. We know we've got a lot of epic films like Raiders coming out later, but they're like, they recommended going to watch this one. So, I mean, at the time, I mean, I loved it.

854
01:12:56,160 --> 01:13:11,160
 Yeah, I did too. Like the parts that were supposed to be funny as a kid, I found them funny. So honestly, I mean, I think it holds up only because you can look back at it and be like, for what it was what it was spelled. Yes, I would say.

855
01:13:11,160 --> 01:13:20,160
 Yeah, because the nostalgia makes it to where you can watch it. Would you watch it just to watch it? If we didn't, if we weren't doing it for this podcast, would you just like on a normal day?

856
01:13:20,160 --> 01:13:33,160
 Yeah, I don't know if I would, like if I called it on television, I might watch a little bit or it's like one of my kids put it in or something. But my thing is, is like, I feel like it holds up for what it is as a somewhat entertaining movie.

857
01:13:33,160 --> 01:13:46,160
 But if you really look into some of it, there are parts of it that don't and we've alluded to that. Like, what else to deal with the scorpions? Why is Percy is such an idiot? Why does Zeus have to have sex with everything?

858
01:13:46,160 --> 01:13:57,160
 But you know, but the thing with like Zeus sleeping with everything and Percy is being an idiot and all that like, that's what the, like the mythology.

859
01:13:57,160 --> 01:14:02,160
 Yeah, like people. Yeah, that's the source material. They don't have to deal with that.

860
01:14:02,160 --> 01:14:08,160
 So it's not like you're coming against the source material.

861
01:14:08,160 --> 01:14:10,160
 Yeah, but there's no story if you don't.

862
01:14:10,160 --> 01:14:15,160
 I understand. So I would say that, I mean, I think in a lot of ways, it does.

863
01:14:15,160 --> 01:14:19,160
 I don't think it's awful. I don't think it's unwatchable.

864
01:14:19,160 --> 01:14:24,160
 You know, the story's got some holes in it that I didn't notice as a kid, but you know, you can gloss over some of that.

865
01:14:24,160 --> 01:14:28,160
 But if you want to pop some popcorn and sit down and be entertained. Yeah.

866
01:14:28,160 --> 01:14:34,160
 So as usual, Amanda and I are kind of impressed with it. Brad, go ahead and tear it to shreds.

867
01:14:34,160 --> 01:14:38,160
 I don't, I don't think it holds up. I don't think it's.

868
01:14:38,160 --> 01:14:44,160
 I think it's, I think it's boring as shit. It's way too long. The acting is horrible.

869
01:14:44,160 --> 01:14:45,160
 Oh, yeah.

870
01:14:45,160 --> 01:14:51,160
 So, I mean, yeah, I know, but it's, it's, I don't think there's no funny parts at all.

871
01:14:51,160 --> 01:14:56,160
 The funny, the thing that tries to be like, no, it's not funny. It's bad. It's worth.

872
01:14:56,160 --> 01:14:59,160
 It's not even night court funny. Oh my God.

873
01:14:59,160 --> 01:15:07,160
 I don't know. I don't know if there was any part that were parts put in that were meant to be kind of humorous, but it was not meant to be a funny.

874
01:15:07,160 --> 01:15:11,160
 No, I know that, but the parts that are meant to be humorous are not humorous to me.

875
01:15:11,160 --> 01:15:13,160
 They all part.

876
01:15:13,160 --> 01:15:16,160
 Maybe something year old man, of course not.

877
01:15:16,160 --> 01:15:22,160
 But I'm reviewing it now as a 40 something year old man. I can't go back to like eight year old self.

878
01:15:22,160 --> 01:15:23,160
 Okay.

879
01:15:23,160 --> 01:15:27,160
 The whole point of the podcast is does it hold up to today's.

880
01:15:27,160 --> 01:15:33,160
 And like, I'm not, I won't even, I won't knock it to the stop animation all that. I think that's still cool.

881
01:15:33,160 --> 01:15:37,160
 Yeah.

882
01:15:37,160 --> 01:15:40,160
 Some of the special effects short, but at the time, I mean, they were cool. They like, they did a really good job with what they had as far as I'm.

883
01:15:40,160 --> 01:15:41,160
 Yeah. Okay.

884
01:15:41,160 --> 01:15:46,160
 But then again, this did come out after Star Wars, and I would say that Star Wars looks a lot better.

885
01:15:46,160 --> 01:15:47,160
 Oh, yeah.

886
01:15:47,160 --> 01:15:50,160
 Well, I mean, Star Wars.

887
01:15:50,160 --> 01:15:55,160
 They, they created the technology to make the effects. I mean, we're talking about only three years later.

888
01:15:55,160 --> 01:16:00,160
 Yeah. And this, I mean, Ray Harryhausen was doing, he'd been doing special effects for 20 years.

889
01:16:00,160 --> 01:16:04,160
 Right. So, I mean, you know, you got to.

890
01:16:04,160 --> 01:16:08,160
 Although it's like Star Wars doesn't have any like.

891
01:16:08,160 --> 01:16:15,160
 Non human sized creep, like, you know, all the other special effects is, you know, mostly every month. Yeah, pretty much.

892
01:16:15,160 --> 01:16:21,160
 It's, you know, it's a models and stuff like that. They don't, there was no big creature.

893
01:16:21,160 --> 01:16:24,160
 I mean, there are a couple of puppets and stuff, I guess.

894
01:16:24,160 --> 01:16:32,160
 But that's after that. I was going to say, I'm actually going to argue against myself and say the Star Wars had the cantila.

895
01:16:32,160 --> 01:16:37,160
 Yeah, but that's mostly just people in costumes. You know what I mean? People in costumes.

896
01:16:37,160 --> 01:16:41,160
 Okay. All right. So that's what I'm saying. Like that was that there was no.

897
01:16:41,160 --> 01:16:51,160
 They didn't try to make a full like Satan like looking person with a tail like you like make a stop animation character and merge it with live action. So they didn't, they didn't.

898
01:16:51,160 --> 01:17:01,160
 No, that was no Tim Curry is darkness.

899
01:17:01,160 --> 01:17:03,160
 Look better.

900
01:17:03,160 --> 01:17:16,160
 Better. Yeah. So one, one thing I will say that pleasantly surprised me about this movie was there not there wasn't as much creepiness between Perseus and Andromeda as I thought there was going to be.

901
01:17:16,160 --> 01:17:24,160
 Right. There was no rape like no weird like, yeah, and he's for hair. Beast mass. Yeah. Yeah. I feel like there was going to be more like I just wasn't.

902
01:17:24,160 --> 01:17:31,160
 Yeah, there was no beast creepy beast master. I'm going to throw you down the dirt and your mind now. It was dry hump you for a little bit. Yeah.

903
01:17:31,160 --> 01:17:42,160
 The damn field was worse. Yeah. Yeah. It was good. It was good. Yeah. It was. There was only a little bit of that. And I mean, the rapey, the rapey scale was low. It was very low.

904
01:17:42,160 --> 01:17:55,160
 Right. That was definitely, yeah, there was no, no creams, no real misogynistic. I mean, really the most. And I don't even know you call that the most like was what he just left her. And basically that was just to say, hey, listen, don't need to come with us kind of thing.

905
01:17:55,160 --> 01:18:04,160
 Well, yeah, it was a for trying to protect her. He was like, you go without you. It wasn't like, stay here. You're a girl. And then he ran off.

906
01:18:04,160 --> 01:18:14,160
 Yeah. God, he's got a flying horse and some special shit. I mean, in this defense. Yeah. He's the only one that came back. Yeah. So I'll give him that. Yeah. Yeah. I was, I was pleasantly surprised.

907
01:18:14,160 --> 01:18:23,160
 It was really low on the rapey scale. Yeah. Yeah, it was. And I was, I was pleasantly surprised by the boobies. I forgot about that.

908
01:18:23,160 --> 01:18:33,160
 I mean, I forgot that there was two parts. I mean, I'll give it, I'll give it an eight on the blue on the, no, it's the jug scale, the jug scale.

909
01:18:33,160 --> 01:18:38,160
 It's a solid eight on that, I think.

910
01:18:38,160 --> 01:18:43,160
 Four sets of breasts. I'll give it four. I'm going to give it four sets of breasts and

911
01:18:43,160 --> 01:18:48,160
 I will have the jug scale. I'll have the rape scale.

912
01:18:48,160 --> 01:18:58,160
 No, Brock's, no, Brock's is the jug scale. He's the one who said it. I didn't say that. That's like the jug scale. What do you got Brad? I got child sacrifice. We're.

913
01:18:58,160 --> 01:19:02,160
 We're over one over one of the child sacrifice on this one.

914
01:19:02,160 --> 01:19:09,160
 And rape. In general, I mean, I felt like it's an entertaining movie, not the best movie. Right.

915
01:19:09,160 --> 01:19:13,160
 I think your kids would like it if you wanted to show it to the kids, but I wouldn't.

916
01:19:13,160 --> 01:19:23,160
 Yeah, I mean, I've been, I'm saying, if you're, I don't know, I'm assuming someone, we don't know, we'll be listening to us eventually at some point, who has kids who hasn't shown them.

917
01:19:23,160 --> 01:19:30,160
 Hey, we're at a, hey, we're at 31 downloads right now. So, yeah.

918
01:19:30,160 --> 01:19:43,160
 So that's, we only have two out. Yeah, we got to figure out when we want to release a polter gas, but I guess we should say before we, before we end this, I'm assuming we're getting close to.

919
01:19:43,160 --> 01:19:57,160
 We're like hour and a half. I'm talking about clash of the Titans. Yeah. Oh, and by the way, for the record, no Titans in this movie. Yeah, there's no clash of Titan. Yeah, bullshit. Yeah, that's the fucking movie title is bullshit.

920
01:19:57,160 --> 01:20:11,160
 Okay, let's, let's give them, because they call the dude so the Titan in the movie they do. That's not accurate. And they call the Kraken is a type, but I guess they fights. I guess technically they do fight at the end.

921
01:20:11,160 --> 01:20:23,160
 They're big, but the actual Titans were the precursor to the gods. So it should be a clash of the monsters or something or the clash of the Titans does so better. It is more.

922
01:20:23,160 --> 01:20:29,160
 It should have been, it should have been Kraken V Medusa.

923
01:20:29,160 --> 01:20:34,160
 Percy is versus the monsters.

924
01:20:34,160 --> 01:20:40,160
 It should have a Zeus is an a hole.

925
01:20:40,160 --> 01:20:44,160
 As whole gods and the kids that they father.

926
01:20:44,160 --> 01:20:51,160
 Yeah, that's that's a good one too. So anyway, all right, well, Brad, do you want to run down our social media bullshit.

927
01:20:51,160 --> 01:20:54,160
 Well, yeah, sure, you can.

928
01:20:54,160 --> 01:20:59,160
 You can find us on Facebook by just searching for.

929
01:20:59,160 --> 01:21:04,160
 Does this hold up and then we're on Twitter at.

930
01:21:04,160 --> 01:21:09,160
 Does it hold up does it hold up? What did I say?

931
01:21:09,160 --> 01:21:15,160
 This is this? I did say this. All right, does it hold up? I, Jesus, we came to get our social media right.

932
01:21:15,160 --> 01:21:21,160
 Yeah, fucking research it. Look for pinky pie.

933
01:21:21,160 --> 01:21:28,160
 And yeah, we're on Twitter at our Twitter handle is at hold does.

934
01:21:28,160 --> 01:21:44,160
 And again, it's pinky pie and you can find, I mean, if you're listening to this, you must have found the podcast at some point, but I guess I don't know why people say that all the time I guess what a podcast tell you they're on other podcast stuff like you've already found it.

935
01:21:44,160 --> 01:21:50,160
 You know, maybe you don't know if you're listening on like it's for the psychic.

936
01:21:50,160 --> 01:22:00,160
 All right, well, we're on, I mean, we're on Apple podcast. We're on Spotify and we're on Stitcher. So we have a friendster account.

937
01:22:00,160 --> 01:22:12,160
 Yeah, we're on friendster and our email address is at does it hold up at prodigy.com and.

938
01:22:12,160 --> 01:22:22,160
 We've got a web crawler and search.

939
01:22:22,160 --> 01:22:35,160
 And we've got a patreon if you give it a dollar episode, we'll be sending out 153 hours at AOL CDs.

940
01:22:35,160 --> 01:22:40,160
 Right to burning. No, no, I'm going to make a t-shirt. Oh, right. We're going to make it.

941
01:22:40,160 --> 01:22:46,160
 Well, we don't have that set up yet but I guess we'll set that up to the first person that gives us dollar.

942
01:22:46,160 --> 01:22:53,160
 We'll get a t-shirt that says thanks for paying for Brock's episode of night court.

943
01:22:53,160 --> 01:22:57,160
 Assuming we actually released that horrible episode.

944
01:22:57,160 --> 01:23:04,160
 At least that we put the effort in everyone. I listen if I had to listen to it then the rest of these listeners have to listen to it.

945
01:23:04,160 --> 01:23:11,160
 And I will say that if you're listening to this podcast, this, this episode, and you got through the night court episode.

946
01:23:11,160 --> 01:23:17,160
 Bravo, that's a round of applause. Thank you. Thank you for sticking with us.

947
01:23:17,160 --> 01:23:21,160
 If you went to the next one after that, you're awesome.

948
01:23:21,160 --> 01:23:26,160
 Yeah, we should put that up front in the beginning of this session.

949
01:23:26,160 --> 01:23:29,160
 You didn't delete the podcast.

950
01:23:29,160 --> 01:23:42,160
 No, we should. Yeah, we should have said in the beginning of this one, if you made it through night court or decide to skip it, we understand and think.

951
01:23:42,160 --> 01:23:44,160
 All right, take care.

952
01:23:44,160 --> 01:23:45,160
 See you soon.

953
01:23:45,160 --> 01:23:46,160
 Bye.