1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,500 (piano music) 2 00:00:02,500 --> 00:00:07,360 - Their thoughts are on note to them? 3 00:00:07,360 --> 00:00:09,120 - Dark thoughts are on note. 4 00:00:09,120 --> 00:00:10,880 So they're apparently just like-- 5 00:00:10,880 --> 00:00:12,280 - They're here, they're here, they're here. 6 00:00:12,280 --> 00:00:13,640 - It's good and evil, man. 7 00:00:13,640 --> 00:00:14,480 Come on. 8 00:00:14,480 --> 00:00:15,800 (laughing) 9 00:00:15,800 --> 00:00:16,640 - I love the critical-- 10 00:00:16,640 --> 00:00:19,440 - We haven't even gotten to the confusing podcast. 11 00:00:19,440 --> 00:00:23,200 - I truly just want to understand what's going on. 12 00:00:23,200 --> 00:00:24,040 - All right. 13 00:00:24,040 --> 00:00:25,100 - Okay, it was like seven, seven. 14 00:00:25,100 --> 00:00:27,440 (laughing) 15 00:00:27,440 --> 00:00:29,980 - This is our podcast, how does it hold up? 16 00:00:29,980 --> 00:00:33,840 It's dedicated to ruining your childhood, potentially. 17 00:00:33,840 --> 00:00:35,320 - Oh, that's what we all want, okay. 18 00:00:35,320 --> 00:00:36,160 - Yeah. 19 00:00:36,160 --> 00:00:39,800 - We talked about having like a subtitle, you know. 20 00:00:39,800 --> 00:00:40,640 - It'll evolve. 21 00:00:40,640 --> 00:00:43,160 - All the important books have like a first title 22 00:00:43,160 --> 00:00:44,160 and then a real line. 23 00:00:44,160 --> 00:00:45,000 - Are we important? 24 00:00:45,000 --> 00:00:46,260 - We should do like a title like they did 25 00:00:46,260 --> 00:00:48,680 like in the 1800s where it's like 20 words. 26 00:00:48,680 --> 00:00:49,840 It's like-- - Yeah, it goes on. 27 00:00:49,840 --> 00:00:50,680 Yeah, yeah. 28 00:00:50,680 --> 00:00:51,980 (laughing) 29 00:00:51,980 --> 00:00:53,800 - It's like what, at least we got better at naming shit. 30 00:00:53,800 --> 00:00:56,000 (laughing) 31 00:00:56,000 --> 00:00:58,920 - And we are doing a movie today. 32 00:00:58,920 --> 00:01:00,840 - Another movie, yes. 33 00:01:00,840 --> 00:01:04,200 Should we, I mean, we need full introductions. 34 00:01:04,200 --> 00:01:06,480 I think we can just, I'm Brad. 35 00:01:06,480 --> 00:01:08,280 - I'm not. 36 00:01:08,280 --> 00:01:09,200 (laughing) 37 00:01:09,200 --> 00:01:10,200 - Fair enough. 38 00:01:10,200 --> 00:01:11,120 - I'm Brock. 39 00:01:11,120 --> 00:01:11,960 - I'm Amanda. 40 00:01:11,960 --> 00:01:12,800 - All right. 41 00:01:12,800 --> 00:01:15,960 - And yeah, so this week we, well this week, 42 00:01:15,960 --> 00:01:18,800 this episode, we picked another movie. 43 00:01:18,800 --> 00:01:21,320 Didn't really plan on it, but it's another fantasy movie. 44 00:01:21,320 --> 00:01:25,300 And it's an interesting take because unlike Beastmaster, 45 00:01:25,300 --> 00:01:28,720 only one of us had seen this movie going in 46 00:01:28,720 --> 00:01:29,640 and-- 47 00:01:29,640 --> 00:01:31,040 - Well, I wonder who that was. 48 00:01:31,040 --> 00:01:31,880 (laughing) 49 00:01:31,880 --> 00:01:33,640 - And it wasn't me. 50 00:01:33,640 --> 00:01:34,720 - Was not me either. 51 00:01:34,720 --> 00:01:35,800 - It was me. 52 00:01:35,800 --> 00:01:36,640 - No, right. 53 00:01:36,640 --> 00:01:39,400 - It was Ridley Scott's legend. 54 00:01:39,400 --> 00:01:41,160 - So I was thinking you could start off Amanda 55 00:01:41,160 --> 00:01:44,640 by telling us what-- 56 00:01:44,640 --> 00:01:45,480 - Did we watch? 57 00:01:45,480 --> 00:01:47,040 (laughing) 58 00:01:47,040 --> 00:01:48,600 - That's not quite what I was thinking. 59 00:01:48,600 --> 00:01:50,760 (laughing) 60 00:01:50,760 --> 00:01:52,240 Since you were the only one to watch this movie, 61 00:01:52,240 --> 00:01:55,400 I mean, tell me about what you liked about it as a kid, 62 00:01:55,400 --> 00:01:57,040 what you remember about it, what-- 63 00:01:57,040 --> 00:01:57,880 - I mean-- - How many times 64 00:01:57,880 --> 00:01:58,700 did you see it? 65 00:01:58,700 --> 00:01:59,840 - To help our listeners. 66 00:01:59,840 --> 00:02:04,160 It came out in '86, so I would have been-- 67 00:02:04,160 --> 00:02:05,920 - You all had to put it, you were young. 68 00:02:05,920 --> 00:02:07,120 (laughing) 69 00:02:07,120 --> 00:02:08,040 - I was young-ish. 70 00:02:08,040 --> 00:02:12,880 And even as a kid, I knew that it was like a weak story. 71 00:02:12,880 --> 00:02:15,000 Like I remember going to see it and being like, 72 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:16,580 "What is this?" 73 00:02:16,580 --> 00:02:18,000 - So you saw the theater? 74 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:19,640 - I'm pretty sure I went with my friend Adele 75 00:02:19,640 --> 00:02:21,000 to see it in the theater. 76 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:23,080 - And then you watched it again after that? 77 00:02:23,080 --> 00:02:24,440 - I really liked Tim Korea. 78 00:02:24,440 --> 00:02:25,960 - Did it have a long theatrical run? 79 00:02:25,960 --> 00:02:26,800 - No. 80 00:02:26,800 --> 00:02:28,240 - No, I truly remember being in the theater. 81 00:02:28,240 --> 00:02:29,080 I don't remember-- - No. 82 00:02:29,080 --> 00:02:30,720 - I don't remember being anywhere. 83 00:02:30,720 --> 00:02:32,840 - It was-- (laughing) 84 00:02:32,840 --> 00:02:34,640 - I remember being at the video store. 85 00:02:34,640 --> 00:02:35,960 (laughing) 86 00:02:35,960 --> 00:02:37,280 I remember seeing it on a shelf. 87 00:02:37,280 --> 00:02:39,600 - I feel like I went and saw this with a friend, 88 00:02:39,600 --> 00:02:43,560 but I may not have, but when it would come out, 89 00:02:43,560 --> 00:02:46,000 it came out either each HBO or Showtime 90 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:48,040 or one of those over and over and over again. 91 00:02:48,040 --> 00:02:50,000 And every time it came out and I watched it 92 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:52,360 because visually, it's still a very stunning movie. 93 00:02:52,360 --> 00:02:54,080 Like that part holds up. 94 00:02:54,080 --> 00:02:56,360 - Let's give a stat, so let's give the-- 95 00:02:56,360 --> 00:02:57,840 - Stats. - It's '86. 96 00:02:57,840 --> 00:02:58,680 - '86. 97 00:02:58,680 --> 00:02:59,520 - Who's in it? 98 00:02:59,520 --> 00:03:00,640 - Tim Curry. 99 00:03:00,640 --> 00:03:01,480 - Okay. - Tim Curry. 100 00:03:01,480 --> 00:03:02,320 - And some other people. 101 00:03:02,320 --> 00:03:03,160 (laughing) 102 00:03:03,160 --> 00:03:04,000 - And Tim Curry. 103 00:03:04,000 --> 00:03:04,880 (laughing) 104 00:03:04,880 --> 00:03:05,720 - It's awesome. 105 00:03:05,720 --> 00:03:06,560 - Tom Cruise. 106 00:03:06,560 --> 00:03:07,400 - Thomas Cruise. 107 00:03:07,400 --> 00:03:08,240 I don't know. 108 00:03:08,240 --> 00:03:09,060 (laughing) 109 00:03:09,060 --> 00:03:09,900 - I don't know. 110 00:03:09,900 --> 00:03:13,400 - Me and Sarah and Tim Curry and-- 111 00:03:13,400 --> 00:03:14,960 - Now, Me and Sarah is-- 112 00:03:14,960 --> 00:03:15,800 - Slown from-- 113 00:03:15,800 --> 00:03:17,320 - She's slown from Ferris Bueller 114 00:03:17,320 --> 00:03:19,760 for the rest of the year that watched good movies. 115 00:03:19,760 --> 00:03:21,360 (laughing) 116 00:03:21,360 --> 00:03:22,200 - Don't say that. 117 00:03:22,200 --> 00:03:23,040 - I'm not gonna tell you that. 118 00:03:23,040 --> 00:03:24,800 - I guess I've seen Ferris Bueller recently. 119 00:03:24,800 --> 00:03:25,640 It's still good. 120 00:03:25,640 --> 00:03:26,480 - Yeah. 121 00:03:26,480 --> 00:03:27,320 - Well, okay. 122 00:03:27,320 --> 00:03:28,520 - I guess you think they're good movies, yeah. 123 00:03:28,520 --> 00:03:29,360 - Yeah. 124 00:03:29,360 --> 00:03:30,200 (laughing) 125 00:03:30,200 --> 00:03:31,040 - A good movie you would've seen. 126 00:03:31,040 --> 00:03:31,880 - It's part of the problem here. 127 00:03:31,880 --> 00:03:32,880 - It's part of the problem. 128 00:03:32,880 --> 00:03:33,720 (laughing) 129 00:03:33,720 --> 00:03:34,560 - But other than that, 130 00:03:34,560 --> 00:03:35,520 it's the three of them. 131 00:03:35,520 --> 00:03:36,360 That's it. 132 00:03:36,360 --> 00:03:39,700 - Alice, I can't think of her last name. 133 00:03:39,700 --> 00:03:41,800 - I mean, there's like eight people in the movie. 134 00:03:41,800 --> 00:03:43,160 - Yeah, it's a very small cast. 135 00:03:43,160 --> 00:03:44,240 - Yeah, it's a very small cast. 136 00:03:44,240 --> 00:03:45,760 - It's supposed to be this huge universe 137 00:03:45,760 --> 00:03:47,520 and there's like five people in it. 138 00:03:47,520 --> 00:03:48,920 - But is it supposed to be a huge number? 139 00:03:48,920 --> 00:03:49,760 - Right? 140 00:03:49,760 --> 00:03:50,920 - I assume that's what it was. 141 00:03:50,920 --> 00:03:51,760 - I mean, I don't know. 142 00:03:51,760 --> 00:03:52,920 - Brad's just spitballing them out. 143 00:03:52,920 --> 00:03:57,920 - I mean, it starts out with the scroll of a thousand words. 144 00:03:57,920 --> 00:03:58,920 - It's like a book. 145 00:03:58,920 --> 00:03:59,840 - Yeah, do we have that? 146 00:03:59,840 --> 00:04:01,200 We should really read it. 147 00:04:01,200 --> 00:04:02,520 - I'd love to actually read it. 148 00:04:02,520 --> 00:04:03,360 - Somebody should read it. 149 00:04:03,360 --> 00:04:04,200 - A lot of it would be good. 150 00:04:04,200 --> 00:04:05,040 - Yeah, the position. 151 00:04:05,040 --> 00:04:06,600 - The scroll of the darkness. 152 00:04:06,600 --> 00:04:07,680 I feel like they made the movie 153 00:04:07,680 --> 00:04:08,520 and they were like, nobody known it. 154 00:04:08,520 --> 00:04:10,080 - Right, but you wanted some set up. 155 00:04:10,080 --> 00:04:11,500 So Ridley Scott did this movie. 156 00:04:11,500 --> 00:04:12,340 - Right, let's see. 157 00:04:12,340 --> 00:04:14,000 - In addition, he did Blaine Runner, 158 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:18,660 Alien, Gladiator, The Martian, Black Hawk Down, 159 00:04:18,660 --> 00:04:22,040 Thanoa Louise, Black Rain and some other movies. 160 00:04:22,040 --> 00:04:23,240 Those are the ones that I know. 161 00:04:23,240 --> 00:04:27,040 - He's more, more times than not, a good movie. 162 00:04:27,040 --> 00:04:28,600 (laughing) 163 00:04:28,600 --> 00:04:31,760 - He ran into a lot of obstacles making this. 164 00:04:31,760 --> 00:04:34,400 - Sometimes you win and sometimes you lose 165 00:04:34,400 --> 00:04:36,440 and I feel like he lost on this one. 166 00:04:36,440 --> 00:04:39,280 - So you go into the movie and there's, 167 00:04:39,280 --> 00:04:40,520 are there any credits before? 168 00:04:40,520 --> 00:04:41,360 I don't remember now. 169 00:04:41,360 --> 00:04:43,920 - No, it starts with a darkness. 170 00:04:43,920 --> 00:04:45,520 - You get this, okay? 171 00:04:45,520 --> 00:04:46,360 Here we go. 172 00:04:46,360 --> 00:04:47,200 - You're gonna read it? 173 00:04:47,200 --> 00:04:49,040 - Yeah, I'm actually gonna write it. 174 00:04:49,040 --> 00:04:51,640 Once long ago, before there was such a thing 175 00:04:51,640 --> 00:04:54,280 as time, the world was shrouded in darkness. 176 00:04:54,280 --> 00:04:55,800 - See, time exists no matter what, but-- 177 00:04:55,800 --> 00:04:58,480 - Then came the splendor of light bringing life 178 00:04:58,480 --> 00:05:01,240 and love into the universe and the Lord of darkness 179 00:05:01,240 --> 00:05:03,720 retreated deep into the shadows of the earth, 180 00:05:03,720 --> 00:05:07,600 plotting his return to power by banishing light forever. 181 00:05:07,600 --> 00:05:09,200 That's good, there's more. 182 00:05:09,200 --> 00:05:10,960 But precious light is protected. 183 00:05:10,960 --> 00:05:13,360 Harvard and the souls of unicorns. 184 00:05:13,360 --> 00:05:15,160 Yes, there are unicorns. 185 00:05:15,160 --> 00:05:17,560 - That's my part. - Sorry, sorry. 186 00:05:17,560 --> 00:05:18,960 The most, I'll stick to it. 187 00:05:18,960 --> 00:05:21,040 The most mythical of all creatures. 188 00:05:21,040 --> 00:05:23,480 Unicorns are safe from the Lord of darkness. 189 00:05:23,480 --> 00:05:26,080 They can only be found by the purist of mortals. 190 00:05:26,080 --> 00:05:28,760 Such a mortal is Jack, who lives in solitude 191 00:05:28,760 --> 00:05:30,520 with the animals of the forest. 192 00:05:30,520 --> 00:05:34,080 A beautiful girl named Lily loves Jack with all her heart. 193 00:05:34,080 --> 00:05:36,680 In their innocence, they believe only goodness 194 00:05:36,680 --> 00:05:38,440 exists in the world. 195 00:05:38,440 --> 00:05:41,360 Together they will learn there can be no good without evil, 196 00:05:41,360 --> 00:05:44,520 no love without hate, no heaven without hell, 197 00:05:44,520 --> 00:05:46,440 no light without darkness. 198 00:05:46,440 --> 00:05:48,600 The harmony of the universe depends upon 199 00:05:48,600 --> 00:05:51,520 an eternal balance, out of the struggle 200 00:05:51,520 --> 00:05:55,080 to maintain this balance, comes the birth of legends. 201 00:05:55,080 --> 00:05:57,000 - What? 202 00:05:57,000 --> 00:05:58,080 (laughing) 203 00:05:58,080 --> 00:06:00,240 - That fucking opening is a novel. 204 00:06:00,240 --> 00:06:02,200 That is ridiculous. 205 00:06:02,200 --> 00:06:03,880 - Are we still setting up or no? 206 00:06:03,880 --> 00:06:05,400 - I don't, I mean, you can say, but that is, 207 00:06:05,400 --> 00:06:06,240 I'm sorry. 208 00:06:06,240 --> 00:06:07,080 (laughing) 209 00:06:07,080 --> 00:06:09,080 - I mean, honestly, that is way too much. 210 00:06:09,080 --> 00:06:11,440 You should stop halfway through that and just let you, 211 00:06:11,440 --> 00:06:12,280 but they obviously-- 212 00:06:12,280 --> 00:06:15,680 - That's part of the problem is that they tell you all this 213 00:06:15,680 --> 00:06:16,520 and they don't-- 214 00:06:16,520 --> 00:06:19,000 - The problem is that is such a post, 215 00:06:19,000 --> 00:06:21,240 that's a post production thing. 216 00:06:21,240 --> 00:06:22,880 - That sounds like a summary of the movie. 217 00:06:22,880 --> 00:06:23,720 - Right, they know what-- 218 00:06:23,720 --> 00:06:24,560 - Yeah. 219 00:06:24,560 --> 00:06:26,200 - Right, nobody was like, "What the fuck did I swatch?" 220 00:06:26,200 --> 00:06:27,320 She was like, "I did." 221 00:06:27,320 --> 00:06:29,720 And they're like, "Hey, wait, wait, we got you covered." 222 00:06:29,720 --> 00:06:31,040 They should play that at the end too. 223 00:06:31,040 --> 00:06:32,880 So you're rereading it and be like, "Oh, that was it." 224 00:06:32,880 --> 00:06:33,720 (laughing) 225 00:06:33,720 --> 00:06:34,560 - It's almost like, here's-- 226 00:06:34,560 --> 00:06:35,400 - It makes sense. 227 00:06:35,400 --> 00:06:36,240 - Here's page one of the script. 228 00:06:36,240 --> 00:06:37,080 - Right. 229 00:06:37,080 --> 00:06:38,600 - Well, I don't wanna try to explain this in a movie, 230 00:06:38,600 --> 00:06:40,320 so put some words on the script. 231 00:06:40,320 --> 00:06:41,520 - I'm telling you, that was a total, 232 00:06:41,520 --> 00:06:44,240 that was a, as they say, a network node 233 00:06:44,240 --> 00:06:46,800 where they were like, "We don't know what's going on. 234 00:06:46,800 --> 00:06:47,640 "We don't know what's going on." 235 00:06:47,640 --> 00:06:48,480 (laughing) 236 00:06:48,480 --> 00:06:49,960 It's like, "I'll put it in. 237 00:06:49,960 --> 00:06:51,520 "You know, Star Wars, that's who's the scroll?" 238 00:06:51,520 --> 00:06:52,520 "Yeah, we love Star Wars. 239 00:06:52,520 --> 00:06:53,640 "Star Wars, great." 240 00:06:53,640 --> 00:06:55,280 "Ah, I'll put the scroll in." 241 00:06:55,280 --> 00:06:56,880 And he puts that in and he tells the whole-- 242 00:06:56,880 --> 00:06:58,240 - But it'll be like three times as long. 243 00:06:58,240 --> 00:07:00,400 - He puts the whole plot of the movie in there, 244 00:07:00,400 --> 00:07:02,880 so you know what's going on, because otherwise-- 245 00:07:02,880 --> 00:07:05,120 And to be honest, if I had to sit in the piece of paper 246 00:07:05,120 --> 00:07:07,240 beside me, as I'm watching this, 247 00:07:07,240 --> 00:07:09,600 I'd be like, "Oh, worth the eternal darkness." 248 00:07:09,600 --> 00:07:10,800 Okay, I got you know. 249 00:07:10,800 --> 00:07:12,080 Oh, they're getting the unicorn. 250 00:07:12,080 --> 00:07:14,800 Oh wait, okay, Jack, I forgot Jack lived in the forest 251 00:07:14,800 --> 00:07:16,280 and knew all the creatures. 252 00:07:16,280 --> 00:07:17,120 They don't, I mean-- 253 00:07:17,120 --> 00:07:18,640 - But to be fair, I really want to make sure 254 00:07:18,640 --> 00:07:20,000 I interject this. 255 00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:22,200 This was not Ridley Scott's movie. 256 00:07:22,200 --> 00:07:23,800 Ridley Scott, and-- 257 00:07:23,800 --> 00:07:25,440 - He directed it, that's his movie. 258 00:07:25,440 --> 00:07:26,280 - Okay. 259 00:07:26,280 --> 00:07:27,120 (laughing) 260 00:07:27,120 --> 00:07:27,960 - That's how this works. 261 00:07:27,960 --> 00:07:28,800 - Is that how it works? 262 00:07:28,800 --> 00:07:30,440 - Yeah, that's how it works in the Hollywood, I mean, like-- 263 00:07:30,440 --> 00:07:31,440 - In the Hollywood? 264 00:07:31,440 --> 00:07:33,360 (laughing) 265 00:07:33,360 --> 00:07:36,240 - Did he ever attempt to get his name taken off of it, 266 00:07:36,240 --> 00:07:37,600 'cause I know a lot of these directors 267 00:07:37,600 --> 00:07:38,600 were the house and stuffy things. 268 00:07:38,600 --> 00:07:40,240 - He was very unhappy with it. 269 00:07:40,240 --> 00:07:43,320 And angry at the studios, but he still-- 270 00:07:43,320 --> 00:07:44,480 - What, but why? 271 00:07:44,480 --> 00:07:46,960 I mean, when I watched it was a masterpiece-- 272 00:07:46,960 --> 00:07:48,040 - Wasn't that bad? 273 00:07:48,040 --> 00:07:48,880 (laughing) 274 00:07:48,880 --> 00:07:50,520 - Of both worlds out of up here. 275 00:07:50,520 --> 00:07:54,880 - Right, the person that he went to to write the script 276 00:07:54,880 --> 00:07:57,800 is William and we're gonna do the Shortsburg. 277 00:07:57,800 --> 00:07:58,640 - Shortsburg. 278 00:07:58,640 --> 00:08:00,920 - Shortsburg, the Swedish chef, I don't know. 279 00:08:00,920 --> 00:08:03,400 - William, William, I don't say you're-- 280 00:08:03,400 --> 00:08:04,640 - Shortsburg, okay. 281 00:08:04,640 --> 00:08:05,480 - Shortsburg. 282 00:08:05,480 --> 00:08:08,120 - Who also wrote Angel Hart, a very dark and-- 283 00:08:08,120 --> 00:08:08,960 - I don't even know what that is. 284 00:08:08,960 --> 00:08:10,080 - That's okay, is that movie? 285 00:08:10,080 --> 00:08:11,560 - Is that all you wrote? 286 00:08:11,560 --> 00:08:12,400 - That I know of. 287 00:08:12,400 --> 00:08:13,840 - He seems to like devilish sort of character. 288 00:08:13,840 --> 00:08:15,200 - Devilish sort of things, yes. 289 00:08:15,200 --> 00:08:17,960 But Ridley Scott went to him and was like, 290 00:08:17,960 --> 00:08:21,440 I'd like to do a modern, like a modern, like-- 291 00:08:21,440 --> 00:08:22,280 - Okay. 292 00:08:22,280 --> 00:08:25,400 - Like, instead of just Hansel and Gretel or whatever, 293 00:08:25,400 --> 00:08:26,240 he wanted to-- 294 00:08:26,240 --> 00:08:29,920 - He wanted a fairy tale that was, no one understood. 295 00:08:29,920 --> 00:08:30,760 - Right. 296 00:08:30,760 --> 00:08:32,480 (laughing) 297 00:08:32,480 --> 00:08:34,400 He wanted to do some kind of a fairy tale 298 00:08:34,400 --> 00:08:38,480 and he wanted to remain true to like the Grimm's brothers 299 00:08:38,480 --> 00:08:39,600 where there's, it's not just-- 300 00:08:39,600 --> 00:08:41,880 - I mean, I've never read the true Grimm's, is that it? 301 00:08:41,880 --> 00:08:42,720 - They're dark, yes. 302 00:08:42,720 --> 00:08:44,600 - See, I feel like if that was a Grimm's brothers-- 303 00:08:44,600 --> 00:08:46,880 - Okay, but wait, so that's what he wanted to do. 304 00:08:46,880 --> 00:08:49,160 And so he went to Hortsburg and Hortsburg wrote 305 00:08:49,160 --> 00:08:52,600 this initial script and Ridley Scott liked it 306 00:08:52,600 --> 00:08:54,640 and Hortsburg was proud of it and they took it 307 00:08:54,640 --> 00:08:56,680 to the studios and they were like, oh my God, 308 00:08:56,680 --> 00:08:58,720 you can't do this, like this is-- 309 00:08:58,720 --> 00:09:01,440 - I'm very serious, like there's some shit. 310 00:09:01,440 --> 00:09:05,680 - My favorite quote is the original story 311 00:09:05,680 --> 00:09:08,080 was taken to the studio and the producers nixed it 312 00:09:08,080 --> 00:09:10,240 because of like the sex and darkness 313 00:09:10,240 --> 00:09:13,440 and the producer told Hortsburg, 314 00:09:13,440 --> 00:09:15,920 "You can't have the villain fuck the princess." 315 00:09:15,920 --> 00:09:18,760 So evidently in the first script, 316 00:09:18,760 --> 00:09:22,560 evidently darkness and the princess get together. 317 00:09:22,560 --> 00:09:24,320 - It said it's having a dance off? 318 00:09:24,320 --> 00:09:25,240 - No, it's not a dance off. 319 00:09:25,240 --> 00:09:26,880 It's that thing that you kept saying the whole time 320 00:09:26,880 --> 00:09:28,160 where you kept thinking that Jackie and Lilly 321 00:09:28,160 --> 00:09:29,840 were getting it on and they weren't. 322 00:09:29,840 --> 00:09:31,880 - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 323 00:09:31,880 --> 00:09:35,200 - They definitely, I don't wanna get it ourselves, 324 00:09:35,200 --> 00:09:38,040 but they definitely, Jackie and Lilly definitely have sex. 325 00:09:38,040 --> 00:09:38,880 No, they don't. 326 00:09:38,880 --> 00:09:43,040 - They're kissing and making out and then it fades to clouds. 327 00:09:43,040 --> 00:09:46,400 - So every person you ever kissed, you have, you fought. 328 00:09:46,400 --> 00:09:47,240 Every one of them. 329 00:09:47,240 --> 00:09:49,120 - That's what they were blind. 330 00:09:49,120 --> 00:09:50,440 - I mean, every person-- 331 00:09:50,440 --> 00:09:52,040 - It wasn't quite like Austin and Howard's were like, 332 00:09:52,040 --> 00:09:53,880 "Doesn't Austin Powers or like the missiles come up 333 00:09:53,880 --> 00:09:55,880 "and like the train goes into the tunnel?" 334 00:09:55,880 --> 00:09:56,720 There wasn't none of that. 335 00:09:56,720 --> 00:09:57,560 There were just-- 336 00:09:57,560 --> 00:10:00,800 - So Ridley Scott was unhappy. 337 00:10:00,800 --> 00:10:03,040 The story kept getting cut and cut and cut. 338 00:10:03,040 --> 00:10:04,200 - I feel like we're gonna win. 339 00:10:04,200 --> 00:10:06,200 - That's okay, I'm gonna try and finish the exposition 340 00:10:06,200 --> 00:10:08,440 and then we'll tear it apart. 341 00:10:08,440 --> 00:10:11,120 So the original story kept getting pared down 342 00:10:11,120 --> 00:10:12,800 and pared down and pared down 343 00:10:12,800 --> 00:10:13,960 to where the studio was finally like, 344 00:10:13,960 --> 00:10:15,080 "Okay, we can make this." 345 00:10:15,080 --> 00:10:20,080 And then British rights went to universal, I think? 346 00:10:20,080 --> 00:10:23,800 - So they had another-- 347 00:10:23,800 --> 00:10:24,640 - 20th Century Fox. 348 00:10:24,640 --> 00:10:26,200 - Had another writing team? 349 00:10:26,200 --> 00:10:27,880 - Like the rights to the movie. 350 00:10:27,880 --> 00:10:28,720 - By the right. 351 00:10:28,720 --> 00:10:31,520 - 20th Century Fox has the rights outside the US 352 00:10:31,520 --> 00:10:35,000 and universal had the rights inside the US. 353 00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:35,840 - So then-- 354 00:10:35,840 --> 00:10:37,240 - I'm really getting the production. 355 00:10:37,240 --> 00:10:38,720 - I'm just saying, like this movie 356 00:10:38,720 --> 00:10:40,720 has been butchered six ways to say that. 357 00:10:40,720 --> 00:10:45,060 - Well, you said, we can do the theatrical release, 358 00:10:45,060 --> 00:10:48,400 the TV release, the UK release, what was the other one? 359 00:10:48,400 --> 00:10:50,360 - There's the European theatrical, 360 00:10:50,360 --> 00:10:51,560 there's the European theatrical, 361 00:10:51,560 --> 00:10:53,680 American theatrical theatrical, 362 00:10:53,680 --> 00:10:55,160 the European director's cut, 363 00:10:55,160 --> 00:10:57,280 the American director's cut, 364 00:10:57,280 --> 00:11:01,440 and then there's like a TV version that's so-- 365 00:11:01,440 --> 00:11:03,640 - I wonder what they're all probably just as bad. 366 00:11:03,640 --> 00:11:04,840 (all laughing) 367 00:11:04,840 --> 00:11:07,080 - The movie is an hour and a half theatrical, 368 00:11:07,080 --> 00:11:09,040 US theatrical version, hour and a half. 369 00:11:09,040 --> 00:11:11,600 What the hell would you have to cut out to put it on TV? 370 00:11:11,600 --> 00:11:13,280 Two hour slot, I mean-- 371 00:11:13,280 --> 00:11:14,840 - I think they're just putting a bunch of commercials 372 00:11:14,840 --> 00:11:15,680 into it 'cause it-- 373 00:11:15,680 --> 00:11:16,520 - One of them is like-- 374 00:11:16,520 --> 00:11:19,320 - There was no like, maybe some of the weirder imagery. 375 00:11:19,320 --> 00:11:20,960 - And I bet there's a joke, maybe it would be better 376 00:11:20,960 --> 00:11:22,920 if they put a bunch of courses into it. 377 00:11:22,920 --> 00:11:23,760 (all laughing) 378 00:11:23,760 --> 00:11:25,080 - So anyway, back to the-- 379 00:11:25,080 --> 00:11:26,800 - I want to see Charmaine, I don't wanna see some-- 380 00:11:26,800 --> 00:11:28,440 - Back to the, I mean, the whole thing opens up 381 00:11:28,440 --> 00:11:31,360 where you get this really long spiel 382 00:11:31,360 --> 00:11:36,040 where it kind of explains everything sort of-- 383 00:11:36,040 --> 00:11:37,600 - Right, and then we, so we're gonna dive, 384 00:11:37,600 --> 00:11:38,960 let's guess what I mean. - All right, we're gonna dive in. 385 00:11:38,960 --> 00:11:41,080 The script, even as a kid, I knew the script was weak. 386 00:11:41,080 --> 00:11:42,600 Like there was no story there. 387 00:11:42,600 --> 00:11:44,560 - There is a story, there's just not much of a story. 388 00:11:44,560 --> 00:11:45,920 - It's really simple. - There's a lot of fluff. 389 00:11:45,920 --> 00:11:48,240 - Yeah, it's very simplistic and very-- 390 00:11:48,240 --> 00:11:50,000 - And it's not explained at all. 391 00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:52,360 - There's no character development yet. 392 00:11:52,360 --> 00:11:54,440 There's no character to development, there's-- 393 00:11:54,440 --> 00:11:56,400 - Do you want to go in to the overall story? 394 00:11:56,400 --> 00:11:57,560 Like do you want to go in here? 395 00:11:57,560 --> 00:11:59,160 - You have to watch this thing like three times, 396 00:11:59,160 --> 00:12:00,240 I think, to actually understand-- 397 00:12:00,240 --> 00:12:02,960 - The story is, I mean, I can probably do the entire movie. 398 00:12:02,960 --> 00:12:04,280 - I want to see how quickly you can do it. 399 00:12:04,280 --> 00:12:05,360 - I can do it, I got this. 400 00:12:05,360 --> 00:12:06,960 - It's gonna be faster than me faster than me faster than that. 401 00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:09,320 - I don't want it, I don't think we need a whole story. 402 00:12:09,320 --> 00:12:12,240 - No, no, no, no, I'm not saying for her to do it 403 00:12:12,240 --> 00:12:15,080 as short as she can, more like, just tell the story 404 00:12:15,080 --> 00:12:15,920 that it won't be long. - The story is 405 00:12:15,920 --> 00:12:17,920 that Lily shows up in the movie, 406 00:12:17,920 --> 00:12:20,480 you don't know that she, well, okay, she shows up. 407 00:12:20,480 --> 00:12:23,240 She-- - It starts with the fucking dark. 408 00:12:23,240 --> 00:12:24,360 - Okay, it starts with darkness. 409 00:12:24,360 --> 00:12:26,520 You meet darkness, who is Tim Curry, who's amazing. 410 00:12:26,520 --> 00:12:27,360 - All right, so I see it, we'll talk about it. 411 00:12:27,360 --> 00:12:30,120 - He's a bad guy, 'cause he has horns, and a deep boy. 412 00:12:30,120 --> 00:12:30,960 - Well, he looks like the devil, he's-- 413 00:12:30,960 --> 00:12:32,280 - That's what I mean, I mean, but beyond that, 414 00:12:32,280 --> 00:12:33,280 you're like-- - And then they're like, 415 00:12:33,280 --> 00:12:35,480 this is darkness. - So he outlines his plan. 416 00:12:35,480 --> 00:12:37,960 Yeah, he outlines his plan. 417 00:12:37,960 --> 00:12:40,000 He's not slimy, Blix is slimy. 418 00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:41,320 - He's sweaty. - He's sweaty. 419 00:12:41,320 --> 00:12:42,960 - Sweaty. - Sweaty. 420 00:12:42,960 --> 00:12:45,200 - He looks like-- - He's not greasy. 421 00:12:45,200 --> 00:12:46,720 - Everybody else is. - No, wait, wait. 422 00:12:46,720 --> 00:12:49,400 Other people are moist and greasy. 423 00:12:49,400 --> 00:12:52,520 Tim Curry, as darkness, he looks a little greasy, 424 00:12:52,520 --> 00:12:54,000 kinda like-- - The Beastmaster? 425 00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:56,000 - No, no, wow, that's damn, all right. 426 00:12:56,000 --> 00:12:56,840 - I don't think he's not greasy. 427 00:12:56,840 --> 00:12:59,600 - He's cold back. - Not that greasy, 428 00:12:59,600 --> 00:13:02,720 but kinda like Rocky and Apollo in Rocky. 429 00:13:02,720 --> 00:13:04,800 - Okay, like he's-- - So homoerotic greasy? 430 00:13:04,800 --> 00:13:06,800 - Ooh! - I mean, for, 431 00:13:06,800 --> 00:13:08,720 if you're in a satan chair, I guess. 432 00:13:08,720 --> 00:13:10,040 (laughing) 433 00:13:10,040 --> 00:13:11,120 - I'm in the devil play. 434 00:13:11,120 --> 00:13:12,240 (laughing) 435 00:13:12,240 --> 00:13:13,920 - Hello, I just, I like a devil play, 436 00:13:13,920 --> 00:13:16,800 and can you do some big warts to fetch? 437 00:13:16,800 --> 00:13:18,880 Are you willing to do five hours of makeup? 438 00:13:18,880 --> 00:13:20,200 - Yeah. - Yeah, it's okay. 439 00:13:20,200 --> 00:13:21,040 (laughing) 440 00:13:21,040 --> 00:13:22,440 - Yeah, we got it. 441 00:13:22,440 --> 00:13:24,720 - So, by the way, as you pointed out, 442 00:13:24,720 --> 00:13:26,240 that's what he-- - Yeah, and Tim Curry 443 00:13:26,240 --> 00:13:28,520 went through five and a half hours of makeup every day. 444 00:13:28,520 --> 00:13:30,360 - It's amazing. - And at one point, 445 00:13:30,360 --> 00:13:32,240 at one point, he actually got so claustrophobic, 446 00:13:32,240 --> 00:13:33,680 he ripped it off, and the spirit gum 447 00:13:33,680 --> 00:13:35,480 took off a bunch of his skin. 448 00:13:35,480 --> 00:13:36,920 So that's why there's some shots of him 449 00:13:36,920 --> 00:13:37,880 where you don't see his face, 450 00:13:37,880 --> 00:13:39,480 and he's just like, "Hey, I'm a throw." 451 00:13:39,480 --> 00:13:43,000 Because Ridley Scott felt awful about-- - No, yeah. 452 00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:45,280 - Yeah, and it was like, "Well, we'll just shoot around this, 453 00:13:45,280 --> 00:13:46,760 "and we'll just-- - Just shoot you as-- 454 00:13:46,760 --> 00:13:49,040 "as true darkness." - As an arm. (laughing) 455 00:13:49,040 --> 00:13:51,280 But it actually worked better because it's kinda like, you know-- 456 00:13:51,280 --> 00:13:53,000 - It is, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 457 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:54,240 - Like, the way he was-- - I didn't notice, 458 00:13:54,240 --> 00:13:56,480 like, I noticed at that point, but I didn't think anything-- 459 00:13:56,480 --> 00:13:58,320 - That's why, because Tim Curry-- - Well, it was-- 460 00:13:58,320 --> 00:14:00,920 - It played in-- - He had gotten claustrophobic, 461 00:14:00,920 --> 00:14:03,040 and he had to, like, soak to get all the spirit gum off, 462 00:14:03,040 --> 00:14:05,000 and he was just like, "Don't," and so he just ripped it off, 463 00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:07,720 and-- - I just can't believe that they took this-- 464 00:14:07,720 --> 00:14:08,800 I don't even got into him anymore. 465 00:14:08,800 --> 00:14:11,520 - Okay, anyway, so-- - So darkness is the bad guy. 466 00:14:11,520 --> 00:14:13,200 - Darkness is the bad guy. - Darkness is the bad guy. 467 00:14:13,200 --> 00:14:17,960 - Right, so darkness is the bad guy, he gives his exposition 468 00:14:17,960 --> 00:14:20,120 about why he wants the unicorns killed, 469 00:14:20,120 --> 00:14:21,960 then we cut to the-- - Does he? 470 00:14:21,960 --> 00:14:23,680 - Yes, he does. You weren't paying attention. 471 00:14:23,680 --> 00:14:25,640 - We can't bring on eternal darkness, 472 00:14:25,640 --> 00:14:27,280 unless the unicorns are dead. 473 00:14:27,280 --> 00:14:28,440 - Well, he needs the horns. 474 00:14:28,440 --> 00:14:29,600 - He needs the horns. - He needs the horns. 475 00:14:29,600 --> 00:14:32,440 - They hold innocence or some shit like that. 476 00:14:32,440 --> 00:14:34,720 - A soul? - Happy power, I don't know. 477 00:14:34,720 --> 00:14:36,560 The power of like this, the power of like-- 478 00:14:36,560 --> 00:14:37,400 - They hold the power of the-- - The power of like this. 479 00:14:37,400 --> 00:14:42,400 - And then he needs innocent people, which are Jack and Lily. 480 00:14:42,400 --> 00:14:44,600 - He needs it. - To bring the unicorns out, 481 00:14:44,600 --> 00:14:47,840 so then the his trolls-- - And the voice tells him this, right? 482 00:14:47,840 --> 00:14:48,760 - Golly, whatever. 483 00:14:48,760 --> 00:14:51,160 - The voice he's talking to, darkness is talking to something 484 00:14:51,160 --> 00:14:52,720 in the beginning, and it tells him-- - His father is probably 485 00:14:52,720 --> 00:14:54,240 a devil. - But it tells him this. 486 00:14:54,240 --> 00:14:55,520 - No, that's later. 487 00:14:55,520 --> 00:14:57,600 - Doesn't tell him about the even thing, right? 488 00:14:57,600 --> 00:14:59,840 - No, the very beginning, he's just talking to his-- 489 00:14:59,840 --> 00:15:01,760 - Licks. - He's talking to his greasy-- 490 00:15:01,760 --> 00:15:05,240 - Okay, his greasy, moist, disgusting-- 491 00:15:05,240 --> 00:15:07,240 - Brad, Brad, here's something for you. 492 00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:08,280 - Oh, boy. - Okay. 493 00:15:08,280 --> 00:15:11,120 - Blicks, the greasy goblin person that you don't like. 494 00:15:11,120 --> 00:15:12,320 - Yeah. 495 00:15:12,320 --> 00:15:16,000 - The person that plays him went to Ridley Scott 496 00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:18,080 and said that she wanted her makeup modeled 497 00:15:18,080 --> 00:15:20,040 after Keith Richards' face. 498 00:15:20,040 --> 00:15:22,240 (laughing) 499 00:15:22,240 --> 00:15:23,440 She felt like that was-- 500 00:15:23,440 --> 00:15:26,720 - Wait, this is an 85 when they made this? 501 00:15:26,720 --> 00:15:29,040 Holy shit, Keith Richards just held up. 502 00:15:29,040 --> 00:15:30,480 (laughing) 503 00:15:30,480 --> 00:15:31,880 I mean, that's what he looked like then. 504 00:15:31,880 --> 00:15:36,040 - Yeah, she wanted her makeup as Blicks modeled 505 00:15:36,040 --> 00:15:37,960 after Keith Richards and Ridley Scott was like, 506 00:15:37,960 --> 00:15:39,360 that's actually a really good idea. 507 00:15:39,360 --> 00:15:40,760 - Oh, wow. - So there you go. 508 00:15:40,760 --> 00:15:42,240 - Yeah, that's for the joke forever, yeah. 509 00:15:42,240 --> 00:15:43,880 - I was just gonna throw my trivia in there. 510 00:15:43,880 --> 00:15:45,120 Like, every episode would be like, 511 00:15:45,120 --> 00:15:46,600 "Hey, here's something that Brad'll like." 512 00:15:46,600 --> 00:15:47,440 (laughing) 513 00:15:47,440 --> 00:15:48,680 - So, the beginning-- - Brad facts. 514 00:15:48,680 --> 00:15:50,960 - Brad facts. (laughing) 515 00:15:50,960 --> 00:15:53,760 - At the beginning, he talks to this other voice 516 00:15:53,760 --> 00:15:54,600 and figures out he needs to-- 517 00:15:54,600 --> 00:15:55,840 - No, he doesn't talk to the police. 518 00:15:55,840 --> 00:15:57,640 - He doesn't talk, he's telling, he's telling-- 519 00:15:57,640 --> 00:15:58,960 - I'm really hung up on this. 520 00:15:58,960 --> 00:15:59,800 - All right, y'all stop. 521 00:15:59,800 --> 00:16:00,760 - Yeah, you do it. - Okay, look, okay. 522 00:16:00,760 --> 00:16:01,600 - I don't know what I'm talking about. 523 00:16:01,600 --> 00:16:02,760 - So, we meet darkness. 524 00:16:02,760 --> 00:16:05,080 Darkness talks to his henchmen, Blicks, 525 00:16:05,080 --> 00:16:08,040 and they discuss how they need to make darkness eternal 526 00:16:08,040 --> 00:16:10,040 and get rid of the light that they need 527 00:16:10,040 --> 00:16:12,560 to lure the unicorns, they need innocence to do it, 528 00:16:12,560 --> 00:16:14,640 then we go to the forest, we see Lily, who's-- 529 00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:15,480 - Then we see-- 530 00:16:15,480 --> 00:16:17,040 - Mary innocent, she's running through the-- 531 00:16:17,040 --> 00:16:18,320 I'm not done. 532 00:16:18,320 --> 00:16:19,160 (laughing) 533 00:16:19,160 --> 00:16:20,520 She runs through the forest. 534 00:16:20,520 --> 00:16:23,320 - She goes into a little house and talks with some people 535 00:16:23,320 --> 00:16:24,920 and you find out that she's either a lady 536 00:16:24,920 --> 00:16:26,880 or a princess or some fine person. 537 00:16:26,880 --> 00:16:27,800 - She's saying nothing about her. 538 00:16:27,800 --> 00:16:29,120 There's no expedition-- 539 00:16:29,120 --> 00:16:30,880 - She's a beautiful girl, that's all we know. 540 00:16:30,880 --> 00:16:33,080 - Yeah, well, that's what it said. 541 00:16:33,080 --> 00:16:35,760 - Right, well in the European one you find out, 542 00:16:35,760 --> 00:16:37,840 she's a princess, but that's not what we watched. 543 00:16:37,840 --> 00:16:39,360 So then-- 544 00:16:39,360 --> 00:16:40,280 - Stick to the script. 545 00:16:40,280 --> 00:16:41,600 - Stick to the script, right? 546 00:16:41,600 --> 00:16:44,160 So then she goes and tries to find Jack, 547 00:16:44,160 --> 00:16:47,520 and we see Jack, who's Tom Cruise, 548 00:16:47,520 --> 00:16:50,440 and they talk and have some time together 549 00:16:50,440 --> 00:16:52,480 and they do not fuck. 550 00:16:52,480 --> 00:16:54,200 - They call it. (laughing) 551 00:16:54,200 --> 00:16:56,760 - Lily decides that she wants to see the unicorns. 552 00:16:56,760 --> 00:16:58,520 Jack takes her to see the unicorns. 553 00:16:58,520 --> 00:17:00,440 - We're on the ring, you forgot about the ring. 554 00:17:00,440 --> 00:17:03,200 - That's after the unicorns, that's after the unicorns. 555 00:17:03,200 --> 00:17:05,440 - Yeah, but we're skipping hand, like, who the fuck, 556 00:17:05,440 --> 00:17:08,000 like all of a sudden, yeah, we're in this darkness, 557 00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:10,720 we're all of a sudden at this house, 558 00:17:10,720 --> 00:17:15,240 this little hut in this forest, it is like crazy forest. 559 00:17:15,240 --> 00:17:18,040 It is, there's nobody else can live in this forest, 560 00:17:18,040 --> 00:17:19,680 but this one family-- - It's a really Scott set, 561 00:17:19,680 --> 00:17:21,040 it's really good. - It is, like, 562 00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:22,680 but there's nobody else around, that's weird, 563 00:17:22,680 --> 00:17:26,200 like, it's not like a town, it's just out, 564 00:17:26,200 --> 00:17:29,080 it is truly a fairytale, it's like other rooms now. 565 00:17:29,080 --> 00:17:31,520 - Like, you stumble upon the one house in the wood. 566 00:17:31,520 --> 00:17:33,080 - Right, but there's like a family that lives there. 567 00:17:33,080 --> 00:17:34,320 - Well, yeah, 'cause it's-- 568 00:17:34,320 --> 00:17:36,280 - You only meet, no. 569 00:17:36,280 --> 00:17:37,440 - But she has a husband. 570 00:17:37,440 --> 00:17:39,760 - She has a husband, but you don't see them 'til later. 571 00:17:39,760 --> 00:17:40,600 - And there's a baby. 572 00:17:40,600 --> 00:17:41,440 - You don't see that 'til later either. 573 00:17:41,440 --> 00:17:42,280 - No, you don't see that 'til later, but-- 574 00:17:42,280 --> 00:17:43,120 - You just see, no. 575 00:17:43,120 --> 00:17:45,440 - And then there's, so, are those her parents? 576 00:17:45,440 --> 00:17:46,560 - No. 577 00:17:46,560 --> 00:17:48,280 - Why do you say it, so? 578 00:17:48,280 --> 00:17:50,560 Because Lily-- - So confidently. 579 00:17:50,560 --> 00:17:53,120 - Because Lily talks to Nell in the movie, 580 00:17:53,120 --> 00:17:55,920 and Nell talks about how you shouldn't be visiting poor folk 581 00:17:55,920 --> 00:17:58,640 like us, you're a fine lady, you should, you know-- 582 00:17:58,640 --> 00:18:00,280 - She said that, and that's maybe the one you want. 583 00:18:00,280 --> 00:18:02,480 - Yes, yeah, I feel like it's this is the kind of thing 584 00:18:02,480 --> 00:18:04,320 where you and I would brad with it to watch it 585 00:18:04,320 --> 00:18:06,280 and work to pick up on some of the subtlety, 586 00:18:06,280 --> 00:18:07,280 so continue, Amanda. 587 00:18:07,280 --> 00:18:08,120 - Okay. 588 00:18:08,120 --> 00:18:09,120 - I think it was maybe the making popcorn. 589 00:18:09,120 --> 00:18:09,940 - Yeah. 590 00:18:09,940 --> 00:18:11,640 - And poor there, that's poor that I had to make popcorn 591 00:18:11,640 --> 00:18:13,400 for these fuckers, and there was a lot of popcorn. 592 00:18:13,400 --> 00:18:15,000 - I didn't need three of them. 593 00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:16,160 Anyway, so then she-- 594 00:18:16,160 --> 00:18:19,480 - No, so we're gonna disregard everybody else's version 595 00:18:19,480 --> 00:18:21,500 of this movie, but mine, because y'all were clearly 596 00:18:21,500 --> 00:18:22,400 not paying attention. 597 00:18:22,400 --> 00:18:24,440 - No, no, I mean, I got thumbs up. 598 00:18:24,440 --> 00:18:25,800 - Okay, so then she's-- - I got broad strokes. 599 00:18:25,800 --> 00:18:29,320 - Right, so, again, I left off where 600 00:18:29,320 --> 00:18:30,880 Jack says, "I wanna show you something." 601 00:18:30,880 --> 00:18:32,760 Blindfold Lily, they see the unicorns, 602 00:18:32,760 --> 00:18:34,440 she touches one, which is a forbidden, 603 00:18:34,440 --> 00:18:36,600 which is forbidden. - Who the fuck 604 00:18:36,600 --> 00:18:38,800 says, "I wanna show you something that puts blindfolded." 605 00:18:38,800 --> 00:18:40,600 - Are we gonna finish just telling the audience 606 00:18:40,600 --> 00:18:42,040 about the movie, or are we gonna just get it, okay. 607 00:18:42,040 --> 00:18:44,720 - We're gonna go into like the creepy bit, eh? 608 00:18:44,720 --> 00:18:46,320 (laughing) 609 00:18:46,320 --> 00:18:48,340 - Jack is Tom Cruise. 610 00:18:48,340 --> 00:18:50,640 He is super creepy in this. 611 00:18:50,640 --> 00:18:53,480 He looks dirty, like he squats a lot. 612 00:18:53,480 --> 00:18:55,040 He squats a lot, he's good at squatting. 613 00:18:55,040 --> 00:18:57,280 - Tom Cruise didn't wanna cut his hair at this point 614 00:18:57,280 --> 00:18:59,040 as he never wanted to cut it, 615 00:18:59,040 --> 00:19:01,200 and so Ridley Scott let him just have the long, 616 00:19:01,200 --> 00:19:03,360 uncut hair with the little rat ponytail. 617 00:19:03,360 --> 00:19:05,360 - He probably wasn't that long, I mean, it was like-- 618 00:19:05,360 --> 00:19:06,200 - I'm just kidding. 619 00:19:06,200 --> 00:19:09,880 - He cut it for Ridley Scott's brother in like six months. 620 00:19:09,880 --> 00:19:12,700 - Yep, but at that point, he didn't wanna cut his hair. 621 00:19:12,700 --> 00:19:16,760 For speed, yeah, so this is dead just before, 622 00:19:16,760 --> 00:19:21,000 but no, but like he is, Tom Cruise is, 623 00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:23,840 he doesn't talk for like the first, I don't know, 624 00:19:23,840 --> 00:19:25,080 10 minutes he's on screen. 625 00:19:25,080 --> 00:19:25,920 - Yeah. 626 00:19:25,920 --> 00:19:26,760 - It's really strange. 627 00:19:26,760 --> 00:19:28,840 - There's a lot, like I'm gonna say real lack of dialogue 628 00:19:28,840 --> 00:19:30,880 in this movie, and there's a lot of visual stuff, 629 00:19:30,880 --> 00:19:31,720 and then that kind of-- 630 00:19:31,720 --> 00:19:32,960 - There's a lot of dialogue except when they model 631 00:19:32,960 --> 00:19:36,360 or story, I mean, or a plot, or what's the other, 632 00:19:36,360 --> 00:19:38,000 what's the other, and-- 633 00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:38,840 - I don't know, bro. 634 00:19:38,840 --> 00:19:40,680 - We're missing why this movie was made, I don't know. 635 00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:42,680 - Are you looking for logic in a fairy tale? 636 00:19:42,680 --> 00:19:43,520 - Yes. 637 00:19:43,520 --> 00:19:47,520 - I mean, if they'd said, the scroll, which was again, 638 00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:50,760 a book long, if they'd said, this is a fairy tale, 639 00:19:50,760 --> 00:19:53,640 please like, allow us these-- 640 00:19:53,640 --> 00:19:54,480 - Really? 641 00:19:54,480 --> 00:19:55,800 - You really expected this movie to be read. 642 00:19:55,800 --> 00:19:56,640 - Right. 643 00:19:56,640 --> 00:19:57,640 - Well, I didn't say it. 644 00:19:57,640 --> 00:20:00,360 - Listen, movie, legend, genre, fairy tale. 645 00:20:00,360 --> 00:20:01,360 (laughing) 646 00:20:01,360 --> 00:20:03,440 - As soon as the unicorns and fairies and shit 647 00:20:03,440 --> 00:20:05,240 showed up, you didn't realize it was a fairy tale? 648 00:20:05,240 --> 00:20:06,320 - I thought we were talking, I thought-- 649 00:20:06,320 --> 00:20:08,000 - I was still waiting for Schwarzenegger to show. 650 00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:08,840 - Right. 651 00:20:08,840 --> 00:20:09,680 (laughing) 652 00:20:09,680 --> 00:20:11,600 - Get to the challenge. 653 00:20:11,600 --> 00:20:13,280 Brad was looking for logic. 654 00:20:13,280 --> 00:20:15,640 (laughing) 655 00:20:15,640 --> 00:20:16,480 So-- 656 00:20:16,480 --> 00:20:18,040 - I like logic in all of my fairy tales. 657 00:20:18,040 --> 00:20:19,360 - Okay. 658 00:20:19,360 --> 00:20:22,400 - No, okay, so, all right, I'll let you get back to the, 659 00:20:22,400 --> 00:20:25,760 so Jack shows up to spy. 660 00:20:25,760 --> 00:20:29,600 I find it, I get it when the movie was made, 661 00:20:29,600 --> 00:20:34,520 Titanic, obviously, this is 13, 15 years before Titanic. 662 00:20:34,520 --> 00:20:36,880 I just find, I didn't say Jack, and it's like, 663 00:20:36,880 --> 00:20:40,000 and he's the hero, just like, I kept the whole movie. 664 00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:41,000 - He's the only Jack. 665 00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:42,840 - Yeah, I'm like, I'm waiting for-- 666 00:20:42,840 --> 00:20:43,680 - Dicaprio's the only Jack. 667 00:20:43,680 --> 00:20:45,200 - I'm waiting for him to be put out on a piece of wine. 668 00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:46,800 - Well, he did fall into an icy pond 669 00:20:46,800 --> 00:20:47,880 and nearly frees it down. 670 00:20:47,880 --> 00:20:49,040 - He did the almost for us to down. 671 00:20:49,040 --> 00:20:51,480 - Yeah, I mean, so there is that. 672 00:20:51,480 --> 00:20:52,320 - Crossover. 673 00:20:52,320 --> 00:20:53,640 - Yeah, I mean-- 674 00:20:53,640 --> 00:20:54,480 - All right, so-- 675 00:20:54,480 --> 00:20:55,800 - They're in the same universe, I think. 676 00:20:55,800 --> 00:20:57,480 - So, Lily touches the unicorns, 677 00:20:57,480 --> 00:20:58,480 which is forbidden. 678 00:20:58,480 --> 00:21:00,360 - And Jack tells her not to. 679 00:21:00,360 --> 00:21:01,200 - That she doesn't-- 680 00:21:01,200 --> 00:21:02,200 - So he takes her to-- 681 00:21:02,200 --> 00:21:03,560 - To see them, to see them. 682 00:21:03,560 --> 00:21:06,200 - He blindfolds her and says, I'm gonna take you to see this. 683 00:21:06,200 --> 00:21:07,680 - Oh no, I'm taking you to see something. 684 00:21:07,680 --> 00:21:12,160 - Yeah, because at this point, we don't know what Jack is, 685 00:21:12,160 --> 00:21:15,760 but we figure out that he can talk to animals. 686 00:21:15,760 --> 00:21:16,600 - Sort of. 687 00:21:16,600 --> 00:21:20,320 - Yeah, because he's got a little bit when the birds come up. 688 00:21:20,320 --> 00:21:21,880 - Well, and also when they first see the unicorns, 689 00:21:21,880 --> 00:21:23,040 he's like, oh, they're pure of thought, 690 00:21:23,040 --> 00:21:24,040 and they have no bad thoughts. 691 00:21:24,040 --> 00:21:26,080 - No, but when they first, when Jack and Lily first meet, 692 00:21:26,080 --> 00:21:28,040 they kind of hit it, they remember all the birds show up. 693 00:21:28,040 --> 00:21:28,880 - Yeah. 694 00:21:28,880 --> 00:21:30,560 - The birds, and then she's like, ooh, that's amazing. 695 00:21:30,560 --> 00:21:32,480 I'm like, what the fuck was amazing? 696 00:21:32,480 --> 00:21:33,480 Like, he didn't do anything. 697 00:21:33,480 --> 00:21:34,720 - No, she says he's clever. 698 00:21:34,720 --> 00:21:35,560 - Okay, I have her. 699 00:21:35,560 --> 00:21:38,000 - This is our second movie with one of the characters 700 00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:39,000 can talk to animals. 701 00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:40,720 - Oh my gosh. 702 00:21:40,720 --> 00:21:42,520 - Are we, are we establishing this trend? 703 00:21:42,520 --> 00:21:46,240 - This is not gonna be the talking to animal book. 704 00:21:46,240 --> 00:21:48,440 - Welcome to Do Little Podcasts. 705 00:21:48,440 --> 00:21:49,520 - Do Little Podcasts. 706 00:21:49,520 --> 00:21:52,120 - This will not be the Do Little Podcasts. 707 00:21:52,120 --> 00:21:54,560 - All right, so, so they see the unicorns. 708 00:21:54,560 --> 00:21:56,000 Lily decides she wants to touch one. 709 00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:57,320 Jack is like, stop it, stop it. 710 00:21:57,320 --> 00:21:58,520 She does it anyway. 711 00:21:58,520 --> 00:21:59,360 Which. 712 00:21:59,360 --> 00:22:00,200 - How many? 713 00:22:00,200 --> 00:22:02,480 - Right, which way, which makes it to where that. 714 00:22:02,480 --> 00:22:04,040 - He really likes it, and he's like, no, don't stop it. 715 00:22:04,040 --> 00:22:06,640 - Which makes it to where the goblins can shoot 716 00:22:06,640 --> 00:22:09,520 one of the unicorns, chop it's horn off, 717 00:22:09,520 --> 00:22:10,880 and things go bad. 718 00:22:10,880 --> 00:22:11,720 - Is that what they're at? 719 00:22:11,720 --> 00:22:13,000 - They're in charge of snow. 720 00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:14,400 - Yeah, because as soon as-- 721 00:22:14,400 --> 00:22:16,040 - How did the touching make a difference? 722 00:22:16,040 --> 00:22:18,800 'Cause I thought they were just luring the unicorns out. 723 00:22:18,800 --> 00:22:20,760 - No, it was, when she touched it, 724 00:22:20,760 --> 00:22:22,680 it was, the whole thing is-- 725 00:22:22,680 --> 00:22:23,600 - It lowered a shield. 726 00:22:23,600 --> 00:22:24,920 - Can I, can I ask this? 727 00:22:24,920 --> 00:22:26,960 - Yeah, I feel like, yeah, when she touched it, 728 00:22:26,960 --> 00:22:29,000 all of a sudden, like, he could see it, 729 00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:30,760 and he could show other people what was there, 730 00:22:30,760 --> 00:22:32,680 but I feel like none of the other people could see it. 731 00:22:32,680 --> 00:22:34,640 - As soon as she touched, oh, okay, I never thought of that. 732 00:22:34,640 --> 00:22:36,360 - I thought, that's the way I'd interpret it. 733 00:22:36,360 --> 00:22:37,200 - Okay. 734 00:22:37,200 --> 00:22:38,040 - Certainly wasn't clear. 735 00:22:38,040 --> 00:22:39,400 (laughing) 736 00:22:39,400 --> 00:22:41,200 - And this is totally, this is totally just 737 00:22:41,200 --> 00:22:44,520 a bad thing, but I feel like, as soon as she touched, 738 00:22:44,520 --> 00:22:45,640 she obviously never was like-- 739 00:22:45,640 --> 00:22:46,480 - The bad guys can see him. 740 00:22:46,480 --> 00:22:47,320 - Everybody can see him. 741 00:22:47,320 --> 00:22:48,160 - Oh, okay. 742 00:22:48,160 --> 00:22:50,160 - Because she wasn't, I don't feel like she was, 743 00:22:50,160 --> 00:22:53,320 like, he, Jack was a purianist, and so he knew about it. 744 00:22:53,320 --> 00:22:54,680 - Well, no, they needed her. 745 00:22:54,680 --> 00:22:55,680 They actually said it would be, 746 00:22:55,680 --> 00:22:57,680 they needed her to lure them out. 747 00:22:57,680 --> 00:22:58,520 - Well, they're not-- 748 00:22:58,520 --> 00:22:59,360 - Well, they're not gonna-- 749 00:22:59,360 --> 00:23:00,200 - Well, they're not gonna-- 750 00:23:00,200 --> 00:23:01,040 - They're a shield. 751 00:23:01,040 --> 00:23:04,000 - Yes. - Oh, God, can't believe I said that. 752 00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:06,960 - So, like, our next podcast will be comparing 753 00:23:06,960 --> 00:23:09,280 and contrasting Star Trek to leisure. 754 00:23:09,280 --> 00:23:10,840 (laughing) 755 00:23:10,840 --> 00:23:13,080 - To the Bible, to Peace Master. 756 00:23:13,080 --> 00:23:14,680 (laughing) 757 00:23:14,680 --> 00:23:15,520 - All right, so-- 758 00:23:15,520 --> 00:23:16,680 - No, I'll do that here. 759 00:23:16,680 --> 00:23:19,640 - The unicorn gets shot, the unicorn gets shot, 760 00:23:19,640 --> 00:23:21,160 they chop his horn off. 761 00:23:21,160 --> 00:23:23,360 Winter, like, the clouds start-- 762 00:23:23,360 --> 00:23:26,360 No, no, not Winter yet, the clouds start. 763 00:23:26,360 --> 00:23:28,040 Jack tells Lily, you did a bad thing, 764 00:23:28,040 --> 00:23:29,480 and she's like, I just wanted to touch it, 765 00:23:29,480 --> 00:23:30,560 then they go and talk some more. 766 00:23:30,560 --> 00:23:32,640 She throws her ring into the water, 767 00:23:32,640 --> 00:23:35,680 and says, she'll marry whoever finds the ring. 768 00:23:35,680 --> 00:23:37,080 He jumps in to find the ring, 769 00:23:37,080 --> 00:23:38,920 and then eternal winter starts. 770 00:23:38,920 --> 00:23:40,440 There's six feet of ice in the boat. 771 00:23:40,440 --> 00:23:41,360 - Those are completely separate events. 772 00:23:41,360 --> 00:23:43,440 They weren't expecting, I mean, they didn't know 773 00:23:43,440 --> 00:23:45,320 the unicorn had had the horn chopped off of this boat. 774 00:23:45,320 --> 00:23:46,320 - Right, they didn't know that. 775 00:23:46,320 --> 00:23:48,320 - And then she touched it, and then he pulled it away, 776 00:23:48,320 --> 00:23:50,440 and they left, and then the unicorn-- 777 00:23:50,440 --> 00:23:51,680 - And then the big, bad guys came in and got it. 778 00:23:51,680 --> 00:23:52,520 - Yeah. 779 00:23:52,520 --> 00:23:53,600 - It's like they watched it be like, 780 00:23:53,600 --> 00:23:54,920 hey, do you wanna go over here and talk? 781 00:23:54,920 --> 00:23:56,120 - Yeah, that looks bad. 782 00:23:56,120 --> 00:23:57,440 Let's go over here and talk by the water. 783 00:23:57,440 --> 00:23:58,800 - Let's get away from the bad things. 784 00:23:58,800 --> 00:24:00,880 - Yeah, so-- - So then winter-- 785 00:24:00,880 --> 00:24:01,720 - How do I marry you? 786 00:24:01,720 --> 00:24:03,760 Like, what's the deal here, like? 787 00:24:03,760 --> 00:24:05,840 - So then, so he dies in to find the ring. 788 00:24:05,840 --> 00:24:06,800 Can't find the ring. 789 00:24:06,800 --> 00:24:08,520 He tries to get out of the water. 790 00:24:08,520 --> 00:24:10,280 There's like six feet of ice. 791 00:24:10,280 --> 00:24:12,400 Oh, that's probably like six inches of ice. 792 00:24:12,400 --> 00:24:13,600 He came bust through. 793 00:24:13,600 --> 00:24:14,720 Lily's gone. 794 00:24:14,720 --> 00:24:18,320 Then we meet these random fairy people with, 795 00:24:18,320 --> 00:24:20,200 like Jack falls asleep in the, I know, 796 00:24:20,200 --> 00:24:22,440 Jack falls asleep in the snow. 797 00:24:22,440 --> 00:24:23,280 - It's just what I-- 798 00:24:23,280 --> 00:24:24,120 - And then like-- 799 00:24:24,120 --> 00:24:25,600 - The kids with the auto-tune boys show up. 800 00:24:25,600 --> 00:24:28,240 - Then the fairy people show up, and-- 801 00:24:28,240 --> 00:24:29,840 - So they don't know each other, 802 00:24:29,840 --> 00:24:31,680 but now they do, yeah. 803 00:24:31,680 --> 00:24:33,280 - And it's like they apparently know each other. 804 00:24:33,280 --> 00:24:34,120 - No, they didn't. 805 00:24:34,120 --> 00:24:34,960 That's the whole thing. 806 00:24:34,960 --> 00:24:37,560 He introduces, I'm Honey Thor and Gump at your service. 807 00:24:37,560 --> 00:24:40,760 - He does say that, but he knows who Jack is. 808 00:24:40,760 --> 00:24:42,000 Jack has no idea who he is. 809 00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:44,320 'Cause he's like, we are, he says something 810 00:24:44,320 --> 00:24:46,000 like, we are the same, or we are-- 811 00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:47,560 - And brothers are I. 812 00:24:47,560 --> 00:24:48,400 - Something like that. 813 00:24:48,400 --> 00:24:50,960 - So-- - Some bull, bull shit. 814 00:24:50,960 --> 00:24:52,520 - Things have been very conveniently 815 00:24:52,520 --> 00:24:54,960 throughout this entire-- - It's a deus ex machina. 816 00:24:54,960 --> 00:24:57,400 (laughing) 817 00:24:57,400 --> 00:24:59,380 - So then-- - They're all ready 818 00:24:59,380 --> 00:25:01,320 to fight for the-- 819 00:25:01,320 --> 00:25:02,940 - For the universe. - For the universe, yeah. 820 00:25:02,940 --> 00:25:04,240 - Because-- - Yeah. 821 00:25:04,240 --> 00:25:05,080 - That's what you do. 822 00:25:05,080 --> 00:25:06,880 - I mean, that's, I know, I mean-- 823 00:25:06,880 --> 00:25:09,280 - I mean, hey, every, doesn't every have their eight people, 824 00:25:09,280 --> 00:25:10,840 their universe fighting people? 825 00:25:10,840 --> 00:25:12,080 - I mean, there's three of us right here. 826 00:25:12,080 --> 00:25:12,920 - I got mine. 827 00:25:12,920 --> 00:25:13,760 - And my ex. 828 00:25:13,760 --> 00:25:14,840 - And my-- (laughing) 829 00:25:14,840 --> 00:25:15,680 - My, whoa. 830 00:25:15,680 --> 00:25:18,200 - All right, so-- 831 00:25:18,200 --> 00:25:20,800 - Yeah, fellowship of the ring, this was not. 832 00:25:20,800 --> 00:25:21,640 - Right? 833 00:25:21,640 --> 00:25:23,520 Okay, but my whole thing where I was talking about 834 00:25:23,520 --> 00:25:25,240 like my nostalgia watching it is that 835 00:25:25,240 --> 00:25:30,240 before this movie, I don't know that there was 836 00:25:30,240 --> 00:25:33,520 something of this grand scale that was fantastic. 837 00:25:33,520 --> 00:25:34,360 - This is grand? 838 00:25:34,360 --> 00:25:38,240 - There was Beastmaster. - This is seriously, seriously. 839 00:25:38,240 --> 00:25:41,960 Yeah, this, the epic scale, like Beastmaster had epic stuff. 840 00:25:41,960 --> 00:25:44,800 This all looked like, I could've filmed this in my basement. 841 00:25:44,800 --> 00:25:47,280 - It wasn't very, it was obviously a lot of it, yes. 842 00:25:47,280 --> 00:25:48,120 - Really? 843 00:25:48,120 --> 00:25:49,360 - Very subtle. - Because the set burned 844 00:25:49,360 --> 00:25:50,880 to the ground before they could use it. 845 00:25:50,880 --> 00:25:52,800 - Okay, well, they could've rebuilt the set 846 00:25:52,800 --> 00:25:53,880 or used something. - They spent, okay, 847 00:25:53,880 --> 00:25:57,840 they spent $10 million building a set 848 00:25:57,840 --> 00:26:00,920 in Pinewood Studios in Britain 849 00:26:00,920 --> 00:26:02,880 and it burned to the ground. 850 00:26:02,880 --> 00:26:04,240 So they weren't gonna be like, hey, 851 00:26:04,240 --> 00:26:06,520 can somebody just throw us another 10 mill easy 852 00:26:06,520 --> 00:26:08,480 and we're just gonna rebuild all the shit? 853 00:26:08,480 --> 00:26:10,200 - That was a theme throughout the movie, 854 00:26:10,200 --> 00:26:12,880 it was supposed to be kind of this real big world, 855 00:26:12,880 --> 00:26:15,120 but everything did seem very, very, very-- 856 00:26:15,120 --> 00:26:18,440 - Yeah, and the, I mean-- - It was, that was-- 857 00:26:18,440 --> 00:26:20,440 - I told you, there was just shit that happened 858 00:26:20,440 --> 00:26:21,800 all through the production. 859 00:26:21,800 --> 00:26:25,040 - They could've just pulled the shot out, you know. 860 00:26:25,040 --> 00:26:25,880 - There was none of that. 861 00:26:25,880 --> 00:26:27,800 There were no leaks-- - Everything was-- 862 00:26:27,800 --> 00:26:29,600 - Now I think about it, yeah, they were really-- 863 00:26:29,600 --> 00:26:31,200 - They-- - Hey, no, no, no, 864 00:26:31,200 --> 00:26:32,840 I'm just pointing it out. 865 00:26:32,840 --> 00:26:35,400 - It'd be like if the Forest of Fandorn burned to the ground. 866 00:26:35,400 --> 00:26:36,560 - The only shots they pulled out 867 00:26:36,560 --> 00:26:38,320 were the two diving scenes. 868 00:26:38,320 --> 00:26:40,200 When we dived into the-- - It was interesting. 869 00:26:40,200 --> 00:26:41,840 - They dove in the ring, dived in. 870 00:26:41,840 --> 00:26:43,760 We dove in the ring-- - But you know why that looks 871 00:26:43,760 --> 00:26:44,800 at the way it did? 872 00:26:44,800 --> 00:26:46,600 Because they were still on a really small set 873 00:26:46,600 --> 00:26:48,840 because they had to throw it together really quickly. 874 00:26:48,840 --> 00:26:50,280 That wasn't Tom Cruise jumping in, 875 00:26:50,280 --> 00:26:51,920 that was Ridley Scott's son. 876 00:26:51,920 --> 00:26:54,880 - He's six inches tall, so yeah, it looks like-- 877 00:26:54,880 --> 00:26:58,480 - But he had a son that his daughter doubled 878 00:26:58,480 --> 00:27:01,560 as Lily and Jack so that it looked bigger. 879 00:27:01,560 --> 00:27:03,760 - Hmm, he did what he-- - He did what he-- 880 00:27:03,760 --> 00:27:06,880 - How long was the sun? - I didn't look that up. 881 00:27:06,880 --> 00:27:09,480 - It's a nice dive, I couldn't do it. 882 00:27:09,480 --> 00:27:12,920 - That's a big, I mean, I was a big jump and be like, 883 00:27:12,920 --> 00:27:15,280 "Hey boy, jump in the water. 884 00:27:15,280 --> 00:27:16,960 "Dad, he needs to make a movie." 885 00:27:16,960 --> 00:27:19,280 - Put these green rags on and jump in this water. 886 00:27:19,280 --> 00:27:21,440 (laughing) 887 00:27:21,440 --> 00:27:23,160 - All right, so where did we leave off? 888 00:27:23,160 --> 00:27:25,680 So now we met the fairy people. 889 00:27:25,680 --> 00:27:28,960 I'm trying to give a quick-- - It's snowing 890 00:27:28,960 --> 00:27:31,560 and there are fairy people who are suddenly there 891 00:27:31,560 --> 00:27:33,400 to help Jack. - And so then, 892 00:27:33,400 --> 00:27:37,360 Jack is gonna go fix the problem by rescuing the unicorn 893 00:27:37,360 --> 00:27:39,720 but then he finds out that Lily got taken, 894 00:27:39,720 --> 00:27:42,240 and you know what, you don't need the rest of it. 895 00:27:42,240 --> 00:27:45,480 They go, darkness has the unicorn and Lily 896 00:27:45,480 --> 00:27:48,080 and he's gonna make eternal darkness 897 00:27:48,080 --> 00:27:49,840 and then Jack and the fairies. 898 00:27:49,840 --> 00:27:51,200 (laughing) 899 00:27:51,200 --> 00:27:54,120 - But then darkness suddenly falls in love with Lily. 900 00:27:54,120 --> 00:27:56,200 - Lily is a lot like-- - That's true. 901 00:27:56,200 --> 00:27:59,440 - Yeah, he falls, but there's a lot of them. 902 00:27:59,440 --> 00:28:04,040 A lot of it is Jack and his people trying to get, 903 00:28:04,040 --> 00:28:06,720 I guess it's like an adventure, they're trying to save Lily, 904 00:28:06,720 --> 00:28:08,400 but they don't really set that up. 905 00:28:08,400 --> 00:28:11,520 - Yeah. - Really, there is no setup. 906 00:28:11,520 --> 00:28:13,680 I mean, there's a brief moment 907 00:28:13,680 --> 00:28:17,040 where they have the guys running with the net 908 00:28:17,040 --> 00:28:18,840 and they capture the second unicorn. 909 00:28:18,840 --> 00:28:20,920 - And Lily. - But they don't show that. 910 00:28:20,920 --> 00:28:22,800 - That's true. - Well she kinda has that. 911 00:28:22,800 --> 00:28:24,120 - She's right there with the, 912 00:28:24,120 --> 00:28:25,880 and so you have to assume that. 913 00:28:25,880 --> 00:28:28,080 But they don't show that, and then all of a sudden then, 914 00:28:28,080 --> 00:28:30,520 the other people are on this quest to save them, 915 00:28:30,520 --> 00:28:32,000 but they don't say that. 916 00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:34,640 Like they need to like-- - And they didn't have weapons 917 00:28:34,640 --> 00:28:37,120 so they go to get weapons, but then they barely ever use 918 00:28:37,120 --> 00:28:39,080 the weapons, yeah. - And the fairies can't go 919 00:28:39,080 --> 00:28:40,680 in the cave where the weapons are, 920 00:28:40,680 --> 00:28:42,640 are we actually wanting-- - Yeah, and after you see them. 921 00:28:42,640 --> 00:28:44,320 - But then who goes in? - A lot, a lot, I feel like 922 00:28:44,320 --> 00:28:48,760 I need a little scroll to tell them, you need a narrator. 923 00:28:48,760 --> 00:28:51,040 - Right, that's what you need, like a voice over guy. 924 00:28:51,040 --> 00:28:52,240 - No, the voice over guy will be like, 925 00:28:52,240 --> 00:28:54,560 "And now Jack needs to know." 926 00:28:54,560 --> 00:28:55,800 - Oh, it's like the super friends, 927 00:28:55,800 --> 00:28:58,760 where they tell you like even a blind person could watch it. 928 00:28:58,760 --> 00:28:59,960 - Aw. - Meanwhile. 929 00:28:59,960 --> 00:29:03,560 - Meanwhile. - Meanwhile, the wonder twins. 930 00:29:03,560 --> 00:29:05,080 But yeah, that's the thing, that's a really good point 931 00:29:05,080 --> 00:29:08,280 where Lily sees the unicorn get taken, 932 00:29:08,280 --> 00:29:09,760 and then all of a sudden she's running through 933 00:29:09,760 --> 00:29:12,720 what we described as a giant underground chess set. 934 00:29:12,720 --> 00:29:13,960 And you don't even know where she is, 935 00:29:13,960 --> 00:29:15,200 and it's all in slow motion. 936 00:29:15,200 --> 00:29:16,800 You're like, "Okay, well this is dark, 937 00:29:16,800 --> 00:29:19,680 "so I guess it's bad, but where the hell is she?" 938 00:29:19,680 --> 00:29:22,360 - She is captured in the worst prison ever. 939 00:29:22,360 --> 00:29:23,840 Like they capture-- - Well no, but see-- 940 00:29:23,840 --> 00:29:25,520 - You go hang out in this-- - Just go run, 941 00:29:25,520 --> 00:29:26,880 ask, yeah. - But see, 942 00:29:26,880 --> 00:29:28,400 that's the thing, Brad, you missed the part 943 00:29:28,400 --> 00:29:30,400 where Darkness is talking to the fire, 944 00:29:30,400 --> 00:29:33,080 which is his father or the devil or something, 945 00:29:33,080 --> 00:29:37,000 and the father says-- - Oh no, I don't know if I missed it. 946 00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:38,880 - Yeah, I don't know if I missed it. 947 00:29:38,880 --> 00:29:40,200 I don't know if I missed it. 948 00:29:40,200 --> 00:29:43,440 - So then Darkness is supposed to set her free 949 00:29:43,440 --> 00:29:46,320 and bring her to him to try and seduce her. 950 00:29:46,320 --> 00:29:48,360 - What? 951 00:29:48,360 --> 00:29:49,840 - Darkness, wait, wait, wait, wait, okay, hold on. 952 00:29:49,840 --> 00:29:50,680 - Why? - Why? 953 00:29:50,680 --> 00:29:52,560 - Because Darkness is infatuated with her. 954 00:29:52,560 --> 00:29:53,500 - Wait, wait, wait, wait. - Why? 955 00:29:53,500 --> 00:29:55,400 - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. - Wait, wait, wait, wait. 956 00:29:55,400 --> 00:29:57,800 - What did you just-- - Darkness is setting up-- 957 00:29:57,800 --> 00:30:00,480 - I'm only putting these questions to you, Amanda, 958 00:30:00,480 --> 00:30:02,200 because you've seen the movie more than once. 959 00:30:02,200 --> 00:30:03,680 - Wait, I'm so confused right now. 960 00:30:03,680 --> 00:30:08,120 You're saying darkness is supposed to release Lily-- 961 00:30:08,120 --> 00:30:09,520 - From a prison. - From a prison. 962 00:30:09,520 --> 00:30:11,880 - And lead her to him where he is in his-- 963 00:30:11,880 --> 00:30:13,040 - To him who? 964 00:30:13,040 --> 00:30:14,760 - Darkness. - Back to himself? 965 00:30:14,760 --> 00:30:16,920 - Okay, he put her-- - 'Cause where that used to be. 966 00:30:16,920 --> 00:30:19,560 - Okay, I'm assuming too, he put her in, I don't know, 967 00:30:19,560 --> 00:30:22,680 a cage, a shed, an out building. 968 00:30:22,680 --> 00:30:23,520 I don't know something. - I'm sorry, 969 00:30:23,520 --> 00:30:25,840 the way he's phrased it that you said, 970 00:30:25,840 --> 00:30:28,840 I think you said was darkness was supposed to lead, 971 00:30:28,840 --> 00:30:30,560 he was talking to his dad to fire. 972 00:30:30,560 --> 00:30:32,120 - Right. - And he said-- 973 00:30:32,120 --> 00:30:36,400 - And his dad said, set her free and bring her to you. 974 00:30:36,400 --> 00:30:37,760 - Oh, to you, okay, that's right. 975 00:30:37,760 --> 00:30:40,760 I thought he was trying to seduce her to get to dad. 976 00:30:40,760 --> 00:30:42,240 Was there a reason? 977 00:30:42,240 --> 00:30:44,560 - Because he's infatuated with her and her, 978 00:30:44,560 --> 00:30:47,400 his father, who's the fire or the devil, 979 00:30:47,400 --> 00:30:50,000 is like, this is the way you're gonna trap her. 980 00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:52,000 - Okay, but if you-- - But what does he game? 981 00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:56,360 - That's what I was gonna say, if you look past, 982 00:30:56,360 --> 00:30:58,640 how do he suddenly become infatuated with her? 983 00:30:58,640 --> 00:31:00,400 - Right. - What's the end game? 984 00:31:00,400 --> 00:31:01,600 What's-- - He wants her forever 985 00:31:01,600 --> 00:31:03,800 at every event. - Just because she's pretty? 986 00:31:03,800 --> 00:31:04,720 - Maybe? - Or she can-- 987 00:31:04,720 --> 00:31:07,440 - She's pure, can she get-- - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, 988 00:31:07,440 --> 00:31:08,600 wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, there's a lie. 989 00:31:08,600 --> 00:31:11,760 Stop, there's a lie where the darkness is talking 990 00:31:11,760 --> 00:31:13,960 to his father and his father, the fire, the devil, 991 00:31:13,960 --> 00:31:16,040 whatever, says she fascinates you 992 00:31:16,040 --> 00:31:17,660 because her soul is pure. 993 00:31:17,660 --> 00:31:21,520 So he wants to take something good and turn it bad. 994 00:31:21,520 --> 00:31:22,960 - Just because? - Well, I mean, 995 00:31:22,960 --> 00:31:24,100 he's darkness. 996 00:31:24,100 --> 00:31:26,200 - Right, I can't-- - Okay, I'll give you that, 997 00:31:26,200 --> 00:31:28,280 but okay, I guess I just-- - I'm not defending 998 00:31:28,280 --> 00:31:30,360 this fridge at all. - No, no, no, I'm not asking 999 00:31:30,360 --> 00:31:31,200 you to, I'm just trying to-- - No, no, no, no, no, no. 1000 00:31:31,200 --> 00:31:33,840 I am just truly-- - Yeah, I will defend 1001 00:31:33,840 --> 00:31:36,840 certain parts of this movie because as a kid, 1002 00:31:36,840 --> 00:31:39,520 I really liked it, like visually-- - Which parts? 1003 00:31:39,520 --> 00:31:42,600 - The dance scene, I really liked it. 1004 00:31:42,600 --> 00:31:44,400 - So, back to-- - Okay, sorry. 1005 00:31:44,400 --> 00:31:45,840 - No, no, no, 'cause we're almost there. 1006 00:31:45,840 --> 00:31:46,680 She's running-- - The dance scene, 1007 00:31:46,680 --> 00:31:48,120 it makes it sound like jazz hands. 1008 00:31:48,120 --> 00:31:49,600 - Like, this movie has nothing going on. 1009 00:31:49,600 --> 00:31:50,960 - I know, really bad. - There's really not much to it. 1010 00:31:50,960 --> 00:31:52,280 - But-- - Space master was like long 1011 00:31:52,280 --> 00:31:53,760 at long at shit. - She's running through 1012 00:31:53,760 --> 00:31:54,720 the giant-- - The chest sacrifice? 1013 00:31:54,720 --> 00:31:56,880 - She's running through the giant chest set. 1014 00:31:56,880 --> 00:32:00,160 She winds up in a room that's, I don't know, 1015 00:32:00,160 --> 00:32:01,480 it's got a fireplace-- - It's got the big fire, 1016 00:32:01,480 --> 00:32:02,960 which is dead. - And some jewelry. 1017 00:32:02,960 --> 00:32:04,680 - And some jewelry. - The big fire, 1018 00:32:04,680 --> 00:32:07,560 which is-- - What, okay, I think I have a question 1019 00:32:07,560 --> 00:32:10,000 before I wrote that one. - Ooh, Brad has notes. 1020 00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:13,040 I have no one with notes, you don't have notes. 1021 00:32:13,040 --> 00:32:14,880 - No, we're not there yet, we're not there yet, 1022 00:32:14,880 --> 00:32:18,560 we haven't got there yet. - So, she's been sent loose 1023 00:32:18,560 --> 00:32:21,720 in this dark realm of darknesses-- - She's in a box, 1024 00:32:21,720 --> 00:32:23,600 and there's some jewelry. - And there's that weird, 1025 00:32:23,600 --> 00:32:25,720 creepy guy sitting on the fucking table. 1026 00:32:25,720 --> 00:32:27,160 - I don't know what that is. - What the fuck? 1027 00:32:27,160 --> 00:32:29,280 - I don't know, it's some little dude, 1028 00:32:29,280 --> 00:32:31,200 I don't know what he is. - Sorry, this is webcam, 1029 00:32:31,200 --> 00:32:32,520 I don't know. - Yeah, but it's like 1030 00:32:32,520 --> 00:32:34,360 a little-- - He's like watching her. 1031 00:32:34,360 --> 00:32:37,400 - He is sort of a kabuki look to his face. 1032 00:32:37,400 --> 00:32:40,200 - It's like a jerry. - No, not that one. 1033 00:32:40,200 --> 00:32:41,920 - No, he's-- - Oh, so the thing with wings? 1034 00:32:41,920 --> 00:32:44,920 Here's another piece of trivia, it's in the swamp. 1035 00:32:44,920 --> 00:32:48,000 - No, we haven't got it right yet. - No, we haven't got it right yet. 1036 00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:49,160 - No, we haven't got it right yet. - No, we haven't got it right yet. 1037 00:32:49,160 --> 00:32:52,040 - Anyway, the thing with wings is a set piece 1038 00:32:52,040 --> 00:32:52,880 from the exorcist. - That's a matter, 1039 00:32:52,880 --> 00:32:54,440 we can go maybe-- - It's from the exorcist, 1040 00:32:54,440 --> 00:32:55,920 it's pretty cool. - But my point was, 1041 00:32:55,920 --> 00:32:57,440 she gets to the room with the fire-- - No, I don't say that 1042 00:32:57,440 --> 00:32:59,840 as a matter, absolutely. - No, I would say that's pretty cool. 1043 00:32:59,840 --> 00:33:01,440 - No, I would say in the order of the script, 1044 00:33:01,440 --> 00:33:03,760 we can go back and forth, because it doesn't fucking matter 1045 00:33:03,760 --> 00:33:07,240 because it's so fucked up. - She gets to the room with the fire, 1046 00:33:07,240 --> 00:33:10,080 she sees all the jewelry, she becomes somewhat infatuated 1047 00:33:10,080 --> 00:33:12,080 with it because she's a girl, I guess, right? 1048 00:33:12,080 --> 00:33:15,400 - I guess. - And then the dress comes out, 1049 00:33:15,400 --> 00:33:17,360 and you can't see anybody in it, so-- 1050 00:33:17,360 --> 00:33:18,680 - There's somebody in here, right? 1051 00:33:18,680 --> 00:33:20,440 - Well, there's a person in it-- - I mean, obviously, 1052 00:33:20,440 --> 00:33:23,600 there's a person making a dance, like for the movie, 1053 00:33:23,600 --> 00:33:25,960 but I don't know if it's supposed to be like, 1054 00:33:25,960 --> 00:33:28,040 the dress is dancing on its own, 1055 00:33:28,040 --> 00:33:29,680 and then suddenly she's wearing it. 1056 00:33:29,680 --> 00:33:31,680 - See, that was always my favorite part of the-- 1057 00:33:31,680 --> 00:33:34,200 - Yeah, but I just wanted to get to that. - That dress? 1058 00:33:34,200 --> 00:33:36,960 - It's almost like the dress is dancing at her time too. 1059 00:33:36,960 --> 00:33:38,760 - Yeah, it's so much more sense than what it was like. 1060 00:33:38,760 --> 00:33:40,560 I was like, okay, so we're the person, yeah. 1061 00:33:40,560 --> 00:33:41,960 - Yeah, you never see a face or anything, 1062 00:33:41,960 --> 00:33:43,880 and all of a sudden she's in it. - But we are watching it 1063 00:33:43,880 --> 00:33:47,160 years later, I'm sure it's been converted to HD. 1064 00:33:47,160 --> 00:33:50,240 We're watching it and being screened, and it's like, 1065 00:33:50,240 --> 00:33:52,200 oh, there's totally a person in that dress. 1066 00:33:52,200 --> 00:33:53,600 Like, what happened to her? 1067 00:33:53,600 --> 00:33:55,120 - Yeah, yeah. - But-- 1068 00:33:55,120 --> 00:33:56,880 - It's supposed to be like-- - It's back in it, 1069 00:33:56,880 --> 00:33:58,440 yeah, we're watching-- - That was my take on it. 1070 00:33:58,440 --> 00:34:02,240 - On our CRT TV that's 20 inches, I'm sure we're like, 1071 00:34:02,240 --> 00:34:03,920 my that dress is dancing by itself. 1072 00:34:03,920 --> 00:34:04,760 I get that-- - So, yeah. 1073 00:34:04,760 --> 00:34:06,160 - That makes so much more sense. 1074 00:34:06,160 --> 00:34:07,560 - That's it. - And then they merge. 1075 00:34:07,560 --> 00:34:10,200 - I will argue-- - And that's the scene you like. 1076 00:34:10,200 --> 00:34:11,880 - I have always loved that scene. 1077 00:34:11,880 --> 00:34:14,160 It's better with the original score 1078 00:34:14,160 --> 00:34:16,480 than it is with the Tangerine Dream Score. 1079 00:34:16,480 --> 00:34:17,560 - What did you like about-- 1080 00:34:17,560 --> 00:34:19,360 - Well, the Tangerine Dream Score is the one 1081 00:34:19,360 --> 00:34:21,680 that you saw originally. - Yes, and the thing is, 1082 00:34:21,680 --> 00:34:23,000 I do have a fondness for that. 1083 00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:25,200 - Right, but what was it about that scene that you like? 1084 00:34:25,200 --> 00:34:27,880 - You can't just say shit like that and not explain it to me. 1085 00:34:27,880 --> 00:34:29,400 People will listen to her, they're like, 1086 00:34:29,400 --> 00:34:31,040 what the fuck is that, right? 1087 00:34:31,040 --> 00:34:32,640 Well, and I'm one of them. 1088 00:34:32,640 --> 00:34:33,560 (laughing) 1089 00:34:33,560 --> 00:34:35,920 - For the 10 people that are listening. 1090 00:34:35,920 --> 00:34:37,760 - Okay, there-- - Well, I'll be the one. 1091 00:34:37,760 --> 00:34:38,960 I'll speak for the 10. 1092 00:34:38,960 --> 00:34:42,680 - The theatrical release in the United States, 1093 00:34:42,680 --> 00:34:45,160 they took the original score that was written 1094 00:34:45,160 --> 00:34:47,840 that was a lot more like John Williams style, 1095 00:34:47,840 --> 00:34:49,960 very classic, you know, like it-- 1096 00:34:49,960 --> 00:34:51,560 - Instrumental. - Instrumental. 1097 00:34:51,560 --> 00:34:53,320 And decided that American audiences 1098 00:34:53,320 --> 00:34:54,920 were too stupid to appreciate it 1099 00:34:54,920 --> 00:34:59,720 and took the '80s electronic band and took-- 1100 00:34:59,720 --> 00:35:00,880 - It was the '80s, I remember. 1101 00:35:00,880 --> 00:35:04,480 - Yeah, and put Tangerine Dream Score in instead of-- 1102 00:35:04,480 --> 00:35:05,320 - John Williams, don't-- - Yeah. 1103 00:35:05,320 --> 00:35:08,640 - Didn't a Blade Runner have kind of a weird sort of-- 1104 00:35:08,640 --> 00:35:09,640 - But not like that. - Electronicus, 1105 00:35:09,640 --> 00:35:10,960 'cause we're not quite like that, but-- 1106 00:35:10,960 --> 00:35:11,800 - But the reason that, I mean, 1107 00:35:11,800 --> 00:35:13,280 there was a totally different reason that it had that. 1108 00:35:13,280 --> 00:35:14,120 - No, I'm not saying that the-- 1109 00:35:14,120 --> 00:35:15,520 - Okay, but it wasn't an-- - It wasn't an-- 1110 00:35:15,520 --> 00:35:16,360 - It wasn't like-- - It wasn't like-- 1111 00:35:16,360 --> 00:35:18,600 - Only bad movies. - I'm gonna get angry. 1112 00:35:18,600 --> 00:35:22,160 - No, it wasn't that only bad movies had 1113 00:35:22,160 --> 00:35:23,600 electronic scores. (laughing) 1114 00:35:23,600 --> 00:35:24,440 That wasn't it. 1115 00:35:24,440 --> 00:35:25,280 - Okay. 1116 00:35:25,280 --> 00:35:27,240 - It was used all the time, so-- 1117 00:35:27,240 --> 00:35:31,680 - But to get back to it, like, I, dear listeners, 1118 00:35:31,680 --> 00:35:34,520 I studied dance for a while, and so for me, 1119 00:35:34,520 --> 00:35:37,000 I really liked that scene because the symbolism 1120 00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:38,680 wasn't lost on me. 1121 00:35:38,680 --> 00:35:41,800 Like, I really liked that idea of like the dance dressing 1122 00:35:41,800 --> 00:35:44,760 and like just-- - The dress dancing, I think. 1123 00:35:44,760 --> 00:35:47,400 - Like the way it was put together. 1124 00:35:47,400 --> 00:35:49,000 - I guess, I guess. - That it was like a-- 1125 00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:51,200 - See, it seems it's a better scene now 1126 00:35:51,200 --> 00:35:52,960 than I know there wasn't supposed to be somebody in it. 1127 00:35:52,960 --> 00:35:54,840 - When I'm watching, I'm like, there's somebody in it 1128 00:35:54,840 --> 00:35:56,360 and then where the fuck does she go? 1129 00:35:56,360 --> 00:35:57,280 - It's, yeah. - I got it. 1130 00:35:57,280 --> 00:36:00,160 - So I really, like, and I liked the dancing part. 1131 00:36:00,160 --> 00:36:05,160 I liked the, it's just the idea of it seducing her, 1132 00:36:05,160 --> 00:36:08,120 but not intersecting, like just like becoming part of her 1133 00:36:08,120 --> 00:36:12,680 and then like the flash where she is, like, sorry, 1134 00:36:12,680 --> 00:36:14,840 me and Sarah, Lily is suddenly in the dress 1135 00:36:14,840 --> 00:36:16,000 and then dancing alone. 1136 00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:17,320 I just really liked that scene. 1137 00:36:17,320 --> 00:36:22,320 I still, I would argue that that scene holds up. 1138 00:36:23,120 --> 00:36:24,720 - To like what I remember. 1139 00:36:24,720 --> 00:36:26,920 Like I remember being really, really fond of it 1140 00:36:26,920 --> 00:36:28,840 and then just seeing it again. 1141 00:36:28,840 --> 00:36:32,360 I, it's still a really solid scene. 1142 00:36:32,360 --> 00:36:34,840 - Can we get to where all of a sudden they're on the quest? 1143 00:36:34,840 --> 00:36:36,440 Like, I'm like-- - Sorry. 1144 00:36:36,440 --> 00:36:39,200 Brock asked me about what happened like that. 1145 00:36:39,200 --> 00:36:40,360 - I understand why she ain't on it, 1146 00:36:40,360 --> 00:36:43,960 but I'm saying like, all of a sudden in this movie, 1147 00:36:43,960 --> 00:36:46,080 they just all of a sudden boom, we're on a quest. 1148 00:36:46,080 --> 00:36:47,440 We gotta find the armor, we gotta-- 1149 00:36:47,440 --> 00:36:49,040 And they don't really see any-- 1150 00:36:49,040 --> 00:36:51,440 - And the one of the little fairy guys go, 1151 00:36:51,440 --> 00:36:52,760 he's like, we gotta do this. 1152 00:36:52,760 --> 00:36:56,120 And now you're the hero and we gotta get you some weapons. 1153 00:36:56,120 --> 00:36:56,960 Let's go. 1154 00:36:56,960 --> 00:36:57,800 - Yeah, there's only four of us. 1155 00:36:57,800 --> 00:36:58,640 So let's see. 1156 00:36:58,640 --> 00:36:59,480 - Let's go. 1157 00:36:59,480 --> 00:37:00,680 - Gump was the kid with the auto-tune voice, right? 1158 00:37:00,680 --> 00:37:01,520 - Yes. 1159 00:37:01,520 --> 00:37:04,080 - And then they have the, they have Tinkerbell. 1160 00:37:04,080 --> 00:37:04,920 - Uda. 1161 00:37:04,920 --> 00:37:05,760 - Who just shows up. 1162 00:37:05,760 --> 00:37:06,600 - Who just shows up. 1163 00:37:06,600 --> 00:37:07,600 Oh, we gotta get to that scene. 1164 00:37:07,600 --> 00:37:08,440 - God. 1165 00:37:08,440 --> 00:37:09,280 (laughing) 1166 00:37:09,280 --> 00:37:10,120 - That scene, like fuck that. 1167 00:37:10,120 --> 00:37:10,960 I mean, I see-- 1168 00:37:10,960 --> 00:37:12,720 - How old is it that we take these movies that do seem 1169 00:37:12,720 --> 00:37:14,240 really simplistic and it takes us, 1170 00:37:14,240 --> 00:37:16,080 Jesus, we're at the 37 minute mark now. 1171 00:37:16,080 --> 00:37:16,920 - That's it? 1172 00:37:16,920 --> 00:37:17,760 - Jesus. 1173 00:37:17,760 --> 00:37:19,120 - And we're not even, we're like halfway through the movie. 1174 00:37:19,120 --> 00:37:19,960 So please continue. 1175 00:37:19,960 --> 00:37:23,000 - I really wanna get through the movie. 1176 00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:26,760 So there's a scene where darkness seduces Lilly 1177 00:37:26,760 --> 00:37:31,760 through gifts and things and then that's what the point 1178 00:37:31,760 --> 00:37:32,760 of that is. 1179 00:37:32,760 --> 00:37:34,880 - I thought that's way further like-- 1180 00:37:34,880 --> 00:37:36,480 - I feel like we're going at the 37 mark 1181 00:37:36,480 --> 00:37:39,840 because Brad keeps wanting to talk about every moment. 1182 00:37:39,840 --> 00:37:40,680 - Wow, I do like that. 1183 00:37:40,680 --> 00:37:42,240 - I was trying to get through the whole movie 1184 00:37:42,240 --> 00:37:44,440 and then we were gonna pick it apart. 1185 00:37:44,440 --> 00:37:46,080 Or we could just, you know what, we'll just keep-- 1186 00:37:46,080 --> 00:37:46,920 - That's what we're doing. 1187 00:37:46,920 --> 00:37:49,600 - We're already picking it apart, so. 1188 00:37:49,600 --> 00:37:50,440 - Keep going. 1189 00:37:50,440 --> 00:37:51,920 - So then Lilly-- 1190 00:37:51,920 --> 00:37:53,000 - I'll be quiet for a minute. 1191 00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:53,960 (laughs) 1192 00:37:53,960 --> 00:37:55,200 - I'm not gonna say that. 1193 00:37:55,200 --> 00:37:56,040 - What I'm gonna do now. 1194 00:37:56,040 --> 00:37:56,880 - I'm done speaking now. 1195 00:37:56,880 --> 00:37:58,680 - I'm gonna do this there so I'm gonna shut up for a minute. 1196 00:37:58,680 --> 00:37:59,680 - You stand like my father. 1197 00:37:59,680 --> 00:38:03,000 - Because I've been asked not to speak anymore so. 1198 00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:04,320 This is me not speaking. 1199 00:38:04,320 --> 00:38:06,200 - I'm not gonna say anything. 1200 00:38:06,200 --> 00:38:07,560 This is me not talking. 1201 00:38:07,560 --> 00:38:10,360 - All right, so Lilly ends up in the dress. 1202 00:38:10,360 --> 00:38:12,160 Darkness comes through the mirror. 1203 00:38:12,160 --> 00:38:15,760 She's confronted with Tim Curry as the devil, 1204 00:38:15,760 --> 00:38:17,000 which is amazing. 1205 00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:20,560 And the movie was nominated-- 1206 00:38:20,560 --> 00:38:21,880 - That's not the devil. 1207 00:38:21,880 --> 00:38:23,640 - He looks like the devil, I said. 1208 00:38:23,640 --> 00:38:25,920 The movie was nominated for an Oscar 1209 00:38:25,920 --> 00:38:31,440 for Best Makeup in 1987 and in '86, 1210 00:38:31,440 --> 00:38:33,880 it was nominated for three BAFTA's, 1211 00:38:33,880 --> 00:38:36,000 which is like the, yeah. 1212 00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:40,080 For Best Costume was my Best Makeup artist and best-- 1213 00:38:40,080 --> 00:38:40,920 - What? 1214 00:38:40,920 --> 00:38:42,640 - I said for the listeners, you can explain what a BAFTA is. 1215 00:38:42,640 --> 00:38:44,080 I know what a BAFTA is, but-- 1216 00:38:44,080 --> 00:38:45,080 - You should explain it. 1217 00:38:45,080 --> 00:38:45,920 You like to talk. 1218 00:38:45,920 --> 00:38:47,000 (laughs) 1219 00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:48,800 - What's a BAFTA brand? 1220 00:38:48,800 --> 00:38:50,920 - It's the other, it's the British. 1221 00:38:50,920 --> 00:38:51,760 - British? 1222 00:38:51,760 --> 00:38:53,200 - It's the British, yeah. 1223 00:38:53,200 --> 00:38:56,520 - So it was nominated for a BAFTA for special-- 1224 00:38:56,520 --> 00:38:57,360 - Did you explain it? 1225 00:38:57,360 --> 00:38:59,200 - Best special vision, but I know, right? 1226 00:38:59,200 --> 00:39:00,040 Really? 1227 00:39:00,040 --> 00:39:00,880 That's about it. 1228 00:39:00,880 --> 00:39:01,720 - It's a British, yeah. 1229 00:39:01,720 --> 00:39:03,480 - It's the British, it's the British Academy Awards. 1230 00:39:03,480 --> 00:39:04,320 - Yeah, right. 1231 00:39:04,320 --> 00:39:06,480 - I mean, but so wait, wait, wait, 1232 00:39:06,480 --> 00:39:09,240 but the BAFTA was the year later? 1233 00:39:09,240 --> 00:39:10,080 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 1234 00:39:10,080 --> 00:39:11,200 Have you said it released? 1235 00:39:11,200 --> 00:39:12,040 Why, why would you-- 1236 00:39:12,040 --> 00:39:13,480 - It was, I know, I don't know why. 1237 00:39:13,480 --> 00:39:15,280 But-- - No matter. 1238 00:39:15,280 --> 00:39:17,720 - So the point here is that-- 1239 00:39:17,720 --> 00:39:18,560 (sighs) 1240 00:39:18,560 --> 00:39:19,400 Tim Curry. 1241 00:39:19,400 --> 00:39:20,280 (laughs) 1242 00:39:20,280 --> 00:39:22,120 He's like doing cocaine over there. 1243 00:39:22,120 --> 00:39:23,800 - So you can go blow your nose? 1244 00:39:23,800 --> 00:39:24,640 (laughs) 1245 00:39:24,640 --> 00:39:25,480 - So it's the 80s, yeah. 1246 00:39:25,480 --> 00:39:27,640 - Yeah, he knows. 1247 00:39:27,640 --> 00:39:30,680 - So, so Tim Curry shows up, he's amazing. 1248 00:39:30,680 --> 00:39:34,040 He went all in on this part. 1249 00:39:34,040 --> 00:39:35,440 Like he decided, you know what, fuck it. 1250 00:39:35,440 --> 00:39:37,360 If I'm gonna have to be in this movie 1251 00:39:37,360 --> 00:39:38,840 and they're gonna cut it up like this, 1252 00:39:38,840 --> 00:39:43,160 I'm gonna go complete and total balls to the wall. 1253 00:39:43,160 --> 00:39:45,200 And he did, I mean, you guys have to admit that. 1254 00:39:45,200 --> 00:39:47,000 The movie was terrible. 1255 00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:48,280 But, (laughs) 1256 00:39:48,280 --> 00:39:50,080 but come on, Tim Curry was really good. 1257 00:39:50,080 --> 00:39:52,280 - Wait, so you're admitting the movie was terrible? 1258 00:39:52,280 --> 00:39:55,120 - Yeah, I mean, the movie was, 1259 00:39:55,120 --> 00:39:55,960 the script was-- 1260 00:39:55,960 --> 00:39:57,040 - I didn't say that, yeah. 1261 00:39:57,040 --> 00:39:58,600 - Okay, well, the script-- 1262 00:39:58,600 --> 00:39:59,720 - I have no idea. - How about, 1263 00:39:59,720 --> 00:40:00,720 the movie's not terrible. 1264 00:40:00,720 --> 00:40:02,520 This script is-- - Crocs playing game plus fun, 1265 00:40:02,520 --> 00:40:03,520 he's already so bored. 1266 00:40:03,520 --> 00:40:05,600 - No, no, no, look it up something. 1267 00:40:05,600 --> 00:40:06,800 - Looking up a bathtub? 1268 00:40:06,800 --> 00:40:08,800 - No. (laughs) 1269 00:40:08,800 --> 00:40:09,800 - If I get to it, I'll tell you. 1270 00:40:09,800 --> 00:40:10,640 - A rafta? 1271 00:40:12,040 --> 00:40:15,400 - All right, so then, what, we've got, 1272 00:40:15,400 --> 00:40:16,800 Lily's in the dress, darkness comes-- 1273 00:40:16,800 --> 00:40:18,360 - I'm distracted now, I'm gonna watch him-- 1274 00:40:18,360 --> 00:40:20,520 - Darkness comes through the mirror, 1275 00:40:20,520 --> 00:40:22,880 Lily's confronted with this devil looking guy, 1276 00:40:22,880 --> 00:40:25,840 they have the altercations, 1277 00:40:25,840 --> 00:40:29,120 and then we cut to the quest all the sudden, 1278 00:40:29,120 --> 00:40:30,120 like we're back to the quest, 1279 00:40:30,120 --> 00:40:32,480 they're running through some swamp, 1280 00:40:32,480 --> 00:40:33,560 going to the Great Tree, 1281 00:40:33,560 --> 00:40:34,480 which we've never heard of, 1282 00:40:34,480 --> 00:40:36,320 but we're supposed to know what it is. 1283 00:40:36,320 --> 00:40:38,680 And then-- - That's not that weird 1284 00:40:38,680 --> 00:40:40,840 to have that in a quest kind of movie, 1285 00:40:40,840 --> 00:40:43,920 but it's just-- - It's so disjointed 1286 00:40:43,920 --> 00:40:45,600 to begin with that you're kind of like, 1287 00:40:45,600 --> 00:40:46,960 where are we now? - Right, right, 1288 00:40:46,960 --> 00:40:47,800 all of a sudden they're like, 1289 00:40:47,800 --> 00:40:48,720 we're on the quest to save her, 1290 00:40:48,720 --> 00:40:51,280 it's not like they didn't show darkness 1291 00:40:51,280 --> 00:40:53,280 taking her to the Great Tree. 1292 00:40:53,280 --> 00:40:55,960 - Or even the goblins taking her to the Great Tree, 1293 00:40:55,960 --> 00:40:57,840 somebody, yeah, she's just over there. 1294 00:40:57,840 --> 00:40:59,440 - Yeah, they're shipping a little, 1295 00:40:59,440 --> 00:41:02,720 oh, we have to go, they're saying, 1296 00:41:02,720 --> 00:41:06,160 just say like, listen, Jack, you're the chosen one now, 1297 00:41:06,160 --> 00:41:07,720 we need to take you, the Great Tree 1298 00:41:07,720 --> 00:41:09,600 is where everyone is-- - There you go. 1299 00:41:09,600 --> 00:41:11,880 That's all I need to say, it was like a two-liner. 1300 00:41:11,880 --> 00:41:12,720 - I know. - And they were like, 1301 00:41:12,720 --> 00:41:14,280 oh, this makes sense. - But again, 1302 00:41:14,280 --> 00:41:16,080 to be fair, this is not the movie 1303 00:41:16,080 --> 00:41:18,360 that Ridley Scott wanted, they cut it apart, 1304 00:41:18,360 --> 00:41:21,600 that we saw what Universal thought we could watch. 1305 00:41:21,600 --> 00:41:24,320 - I had to know who beat this movie 1306 00:41:24,320 --> 00:41:26,720 for Best Makeup in 1987. - Oh, okay. 1307 00:41:26,720 --> 00:41:28,440 - The Fly. - Oh. 1308 00:41:28,440 --> 00:41:29,680 - Oh, oh, it's like-- - Well, I mean, 1309 00:41:29,680 --> 00:41:30,920 that's Cronenberg, right? 1310 00:41:30,920 --> 00:41:32,920 - What? - Cronenberg? 1311 00:41:32,920 --> 00:41:34,720 - With the Fly. - With the Goldblum. 1312 00:41:34,720 --> 00:41:36,840 - Yeah. - I'll get that, yeah. 1313 00:41:36,840 --> 00:41:38,200 - I'll give him that, yeah. 1314 00:41:38,200 --> 00:41:39,680 - I mean, that was-- - That was creepy. 1315 00:41:39,680 --> 00:41:41,840 Anyway, we're gonna, we can't touch, we-- 1316 00:41:41,840 --> 00:41:44,200 - Anyway, I don't know, I didn't even know that. 1317 00:41:44,200 --> 00:41:45,720 - So now we're gonna talk about the Fly. 1318 00:41:45,720 --> 00:41:46,960 - No. - With the Great Movie. 1319 00:41:46,960 --> 00:41:48,360 - Which is the Great Movie, 1320 00:41:48,360 --> 00:41:50,680 instead of this garbage we're gonna watch, 1321 00:41:50,680 --> 00:41:51,520 we're-- - 'Cause he wasn't 1322 00:41:51,520 --> 00:41:52,520 a great movie. - Uh-huh. 1323 00:41:52,520 --> 00:41:53,360 - We'll find out later. 1324 00:41:53,360 --> 00:41:54,200 - Yeah, so we'll find out. - We'll find out. 1325 00:41:54,200 --> 00:41:58,360 - I remember, I remember liking it, but-- 1326 00:41:58,360 --> 00:41:59,920 - I do remember, like, actually, 1327 00:41:59,920 --> 00:42:01,640 I remember being really freaked out. 1328 00:42:01,640 --> 00:42:02,720 - It was gross. - Yeah. 1329 00:42:02,720 --> 00:42:03,560 - It was gross. - Yeah. 1330 00:42:03,560 --> 00:42:06,360 - Like, ooh, it was, but-- 1331 00:42:06,360 --> 00:42:07,800 - But-- - To me. 1332 00:42:07,800 --> 00:42:08,640 - Okay. 1333 00:42:08,640 --> 00:42:09,460 - Are we gonna, we need to-- - Side bar, 1334 00:42:09,460 --> 00:42:11,240 'cause it's side bar to the fly. 1335 00:42:11,240 --> 00:42:13,640 - Like, I feel like that was like a twilight. 1336 00:42:13,640 --> 00:42:15,160 It was like, it wasn't, it was a full movie. 1337 00:42:15,160 --> 00:42:16,800 It should've been like a twilight zone. 1338 00:42:16,800 --> 00:42:18,400 - It was too long. - Episode. 1339 00:42:18,400 --> 00:42:19,480 - All right, but we need to stop. 1340 00:42:19,480 --> 00:42:21,160 - Yeah, sorry. - But it was a remake. 1341 00:42:21,160 --> 00:42:23,200 It was a remake of a movie, it was almost as long. 1342 00:42:23,200 --> 00:42:25,080 - All right. - No, no, no, no. 1343 00:42:25,080 --> 00:42:26,680 - All right, so we're gonna stop. 1344 00:42:26,680 --> 00:42:28,280 So we're back in the swamp. 1345 00:42:28,280 --> 00:42:30,520 They're gonna go say Lillie and the-- 1346 00:42:30,520 --> 00:42:31,440 - Have a fly, sir. 1347 00:42:31,440 --> 00:42:32,640 - No, no, no. 1348 00:42:32,640 --> 00:42:35,840 They're gonna go say Lillie and the unicorn and-- 1349 00:42:35,840 --> 00:42:37,120 - They probably get captured. 1350 00:42:37,120 --> 00:42:42,120 - The doctor shows up. (laughs) 1351 00:42:42,120 --> 00:42:44,360 - Oh, we don't know what's him, yeah. 1352 00:42:44,360 --> 00:42:45,640 - Do they get captured? 1353 00:42:45,640 --> 00:42:47,040 - Yeah, remember like, fall down the hole 1354 00:42:47,040 --> 00:42:47,880 and then they're in the cage-- - They fall down the hole 1355 00:42:47,880 --> 00:42:49,040 and they're in the cage. - And they're in the cage, 1356 00:42:49,040 --> 00:42:51,080 with the other eye. - Worst rescue ever. 1357 00:42:51,080 --> 00:42:51,880 I mean, really, they-- 1358 00:42:51,880 --> 00:42:53,200 - They pull on the bones 1359 00:42:53,200 --> 00:42:54,600 and then the whole thing falls down. 1360 00:42:54,600 --> 00:42:55,440 - Okay, I missed that part. 1361 00:42:55,440 --> 00:42:57,080 I missed, wait, wait, we didn't even talk about 1362 00:42:57,080 --> 00:42:59,000 the part where the guy, the one guy has like, 1363 00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:01,400 he takes out, he's like pretending to be a bad guy 1364 00:43:01,400 --> 00:43:02,360 and he takes his helmet off. 1365 00:43:02,360 --> 00:43:03,200 - We haven't gotten there yet. 1366 00:43:03,200 --> 00:43:04,560 That's when they fall into the cage. 1367 00:43:04,560 --> 00:43:05,880 - No. - Yes, it is. 1368 00:43:05,880 --> 00:43:07,560 - He's already in the cage. - Yeah. 1369 00:43:07,560 --> 00:43:10,200 - Yeah, but they don't know that he's not really a bad guy 1370 00:43:10,200 --> 00:43:12,360 until they fall into the cage. - Yes, but he already, 1371 00:43:12,360 --> 00:43:14,480 they already, no, he reveals himself up top 1372 00:43:14,480 --> 00:43:16,200 and the one guy grabs him and says, 1373 00:43:16,200 --> 00:43:17,520 I'm gonna throw you instead of-- 1374 00:43:17,520 --> 00:43:18,360 - He didn't reveal himself. 1375 00:43:18,360 --> 00:43:19,760 What he said was he was gonna take the horn 1376 00:43:19,760 --> 00:43:20,800 and he was in power now. 1377 00:43:20,800 --> 00:43:21,640 - Right, right. - And then like, 1378 00:43:21,640 --> 00:43:23,120 the mummy like, grab him and jump himself. 1379 00:43:23,120 --> 00:43:25,080 - You saw he was just a stupid bad guy. 1380 00:43:25,080 --> 00:43:26,720 - Right, but he's a bad guy. 1381 00:43:26,720 --> 00:43:28,440 - Yeah, but he's not. - And the mummy grabs him 1382 00:43:28,440 --> 00:43:30,440 and just like, instead of just throwing him in the pit, 1383 00:43:30,440 --> 00:43:33,440 he's like, we're both going down and we're both jumping. 1384 00:43:33,440 --> 00:43:35,480 That's the weirdest thing I've ever seen. 1385 00:43:35,960 --> 00:43:37,360 - He's jumping the fucking hole together. 1386 00:43:37,360 --> 00:43:39,240 He's like, ah, you're gonna be too hard to-- 1387 00:43:39,240 --> 00:43:41,680 - It was a pointless scene, except that later on, 1388 00:43:41,680 --> 00:43:44,320 he shows up as not a bad guy. - And he's up, yeah. 1389 00:43:44,320 --> 00:43:46,160 - Other than that, it was like, 1390 00:43:46,160 --> 00:43:47,760 why did they even have that scene? 1391 00:43:47,760 --> 00:43:49,840 You know, she's like flashing the unicorn horn, 1392 00:43:49,840 --> 00:43:52,040 like a wand, shooting stuff. 1393 00:43:52,040 --> 00:43:53,440 - Oh, blicks. - Blicks, yeah. 1394 00:43:53,440 --> 00:43:55,280 - Yeah, because she was-- - Again, it was just pointless. 1395 00:43:55,280 --> 00:43:57,520 - They were bad guys, but they were gonna, 1396 00:43:57,520 --> 00:43:59,560 we didn't even talk, they were gonna take over, 1397 00:43:59,560 --> 00:44:01,580 but then, then "Darkness" comes in as like, 1398 00:44:01,580 --> 00:44:04,000 give me that fucking horn, and they're like, 1399 00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:05,920 "Oh shit, that's all right, we gave it for you," 1400 00:44:05,920 --> 00:44:07,960 instead of, they were really gonna try to take over. 1401 00:44:07,960 --> 00:44:08,880 - Yeah. - But it was just 1402 00:44:08,880 --> 00:44:10,520 such a pointless scene. - Got it, it's gonna be-- 1403 00:44:10,520 --> 00:44:12,280 - It was just-- - There's something dumb layers. 1404 00:44:12,280 --> 00:44:14,360 - It was just a dumb scene, yeah, they show up. 1405 00:44:14,360 --> 00:44:16,120 - Are you saying it's a bad onion? 1406 00:44:16,120 --> 00:44:19,360 - It is a rotten spoon on you. 1407 00:44:19,360 --> 00:44:21,120 - Bad layers. - Yeah. 1408 00:44:21,120 --> 00:44:25,560 - So, personal note, I pulled out some stuff 1409 00:44:25,560 --> 00:44:27,640 from my pantry the day, and my onions, 1410 00:44:27,640 --> 00:44:29,280 which I hadn't looked at in a while, 1411 00:44:29,280 --> 00:44:32,920 had like four foot, or like, the four foot, like, I don't know. 1412 00:44:32,920 --> 00:44:33,800 - Two and a half feet. 1413 00:44:33,800 --> 00:44:37,200 - Two and a half feet, stocks come back in the bag, 1414 00:44:37,200 --> 00:44:38,680 and I was like, "Whoopsie!" 1415 00:44:38,680 --> 00:44:40,520 - Don't wait for them! 1416 00:44:40,520 --> 00:44:41,520 - Whoopsie! 1417 00:44:41,520 --> 00:44:42,360 (laughing) 1418 00:44:42,360 --> 00:44:45,960 - The bulbs have germinated, yeah, so-- 1419 00:44:45,960 --> 00:44:47,240 - That's what this movie's like. 1420 00:44:47,240 --> 00:44:48,080 - Oh. - And you just left 1421 00:44:48,080 --> 00:44:49,520 in the pantry, feel all of them. 1422 00:44:49,520 --> 00:44:50,360 (laughing) 1423 00:44:50,360 --> 00:44:51,200 - And they're growing weird shit. 1424 00:44:51,200 --> 00:44:52,760 - They're growing weird shit. 1425 00:44:52,760 --> 00:44:54,440 And you don't want to peel back, 1426 00:44:54,440 --> 00:44:55,960 you don't want to peel back the layers, 1427 00:44:55,960 --> 00:44:57,520 because it's all-- - You just want to 1428 00:44:57,520 --> 00:44:59,760 throw it all away. - Oh my God. 1429 00:44:59,760 --> 00:45:03,000 This movie, I just, it's so-- 1430 00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:04,680 - I love that y'all have never seen it, 1431 00:45:04,680 --> 00:45:05,840 and that this was your first video. 1432 00:45:05,840 --> 00:45:07,440 - It just wasn't a lot there. 1433 00:45:07,440 --> 00:45:08,520 - No! - There is. 1434 00:45:08,520 --> 00:45:10,840 - It's so slow-- - The only reason that this-- 1435 00:45:10,840 --> 00:45:12,960 - There's a lot of fucking glitter, God, 1436 00:45:12,960 --> 00:45:16,720 that everybody on the crew must have been covered in glitter. 1437 00:45:16,720 --> 00:45:18,760 - Tom's crews are still taking glitter out of his hair. 1438 00:45:18,760 --> 00:45:21,400 - They're all like, I know honey, that's not, 1439 00:45:21,400 --> 00:45:23,040 I didn't go to strip club, that's what I, 1440 00:45:23,040 --> 00:45:25,640 that's what I filmed legit, that was an 85. 1441 00:45:25,640 --> 00:45:27,520 Yeah, I know, that's what I filmed legit. 1442 00:45:27,520 --> 00:45:29,000 - Have you ever messed with glitter? 1443 00:45:29,000 --> 00:45:30,000 - Have you ever messed with glitter? 1444 00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:31,560 Glitter does not mess that, yeah. 1445 00:45:31,560 --> 00:45:35,320 - I feel like we could have done a real quick, 1446 00:45:35,320 --> 00:45:37,320 I was gonna do a real quick synopsis. 1447 00:45:37,320 --> 00:45:40,000 - Well, I mean, we're nearly there, finish it up. 1448 00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:42,280 - So, okay, so-- - They fall down 1449 00:45:42,280 --> 00:45:43,200 and do a cage. - All the fairies 1450 00:45:43,200 --> 00:45:46,600 and Jack fall into a cage, and the other bad guy 1451 00:45:46,600 --> 00:45:48,680 is there, who's really not a bad guy. 1452 00:45:48,680 --> 00:45:51,000 - This is the dumbest part of the movie, okay. 1453 00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:52,800 - And then they're trying to get out, 1454 00:45:52,800 --> 00:45:57,200 and the little tiny fairy who's like a little Tinkerbell dot 1455 00:45:57,200 --> 00:46:00,200 reveals that she's actually able to become a big fairy, 1456 00:46:00,200 --> 00:46:03,200 and they want to send her out to get a key. 1457 00:46:03,200 --> 00:46:05,720 She won't do it unless Jack kisses her, 1458 00:46:05,720 --> 00:46:07,040 and then she uses fairy glamour 1459 00:46:07,040 --> 00:46:10,960 to look like his girlfriend Lily, and he won't kiss her. 1460 00:46:10,960 --> 00:46:12,680 - And he still wants to, like an idiot. 1461 00:46:12,680 --> 00:46:15,640 He's rather just let them all die, and then go. 1462 00:46:15,640 --> 00:46:16,640 - Well, he kissed her on the cheek, 1463 00:46:16,640 --> 00:46:18,600 and she was like, call that a kiss, she wanted like a kiss. 1464 00:46:18,600 --> 00:46:20,280 Like Brad was like, "Sleeper the dog." 1465 00:46:20,280 --> 00:46:23,400 - Stop at a time, you're in fucking, you're in prison. 1466 00:46:23,400 --> 00:46:27,040 You, if you have to, you go fucking full on. 1467 00:46:27,040 --> 00:46:29,560 You fuck that fairy. 1468 00:46:29,560 --> 00:46:31,760 You just go at it, you fuck the fairy. 1469 00:46:31,760 --> 00:46:34,800 - You just go full Charles Mason, just enjoy it. 1470 00:46:34,800 --> 00:46:38,480 - She was not, I would have fucked that fairy 1471 00:46:38,480 --> 00:46:39,640 together. - But she wasn't even 1472 00:46:39,640 --> 00:46:41,000 asking for that, that's the thing. 1473 00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:41,840 - Yes, she wasn't asking for that. 1474 00:46:41,840 --> 00:46:42,680 She wasn't asking for that. 1475 00:46:42,680 --> 00:46:43,520 She wasn't asking for that. 1476 00:46:43,520 --> 00:46:45,280 - She was 20, so. 1477 00:46:45,280 --> 00:46:46,120 - He was 20. 1478 00:46:46,120 --> 00:46:46,960 - The actress. 1479 00:46:46,960 --> 00:46:48,520 - Oh, I was like, what? 1480 00:46:48,520 --> 00:46:50,440 Did they mention that the fairy was 20 in the movie? 1481 00:46:50,440 --> 00:46:51,280 - No, no, no, sorry. 1482 00:46:51,280 --> 00:46:52,120 Just because it was like-- 1483 00:46:52,120 --> 00:46:53,400 - I don't do underage fairies. 1484 00:46:53,400 --> 00:46:54,840 (laughing) 1485 00:46:54,840 --> 00:46:55,680 - I have stinger. 1486 00:46:55,680 --> 00:46:56,520 - I have stinger. 1487 00:46:56,520 --> 00:46:57,360 - I have stinger. 1488 00:46:57,360 --> 00:46:58,360 I'm Jack of the floor, so I don't do it. 1489 00:46:58,360 --> 00:47:00,040 - I don't mess around with underage fairies, 1490 00:47:00,040 --> 00:47:01,480 but apparently I like 'em legal. 1491 00:47:01,480 --> 00:47:03,880 - Jack's thing was that that would somehow-- 1492 00:47:03,880 --> 00:47:05,040 - He'd be impure. 1493 00:47:05,040 --> 00:47:05,880 - He'd be impure. 1494 00:47:05,880 --> 00:47:06,720 - He'd be impure. 1495 00:47:06,720 --> 00:47:07,560 - And tarnish his love. 1496 00:47:07,560 --> 00:47:10,680 - If he kissed, if he, French kissed essentially, 1497 00:47:10,680 --> 00:47:13,640 the fairy somehow slown would not like him anymore. 1498 00:47:13,640 --> 00:47:17,080 - It's a Scientology thing, isn't it? 1499 00:47:17,080 --> 00:47:18,960 - Oh my god, this is stupid. 1500 00:47:18,960 --> 00:47:21,080 - God, this movie is so dumb. 1501 00:47:21,080 --> 00:47:23,440 - All right, so where are we, where are we now? 1502 00:47:23,440 --> 00:47:24,360 - I hope we're at the fucking end. 1503 00:47:24,360 --> 00:47:26,680 - The fairy, despite not getting a kiss, actually-- 1504 00:47:26,680 --> 00:47:28,960 - She doesn't have any way, she doesn't have any way. 1505 00:47:28,960 --> 00:47:30,400 - No, so many way. 1506 00:47:30,400 --> 00:47:31,440 - She's a good fairy. 1507 00:47:31,440 --> 00:47:34,040 Are you a good witch or a bad witch? 1508 00:47:34,040 --> 00:47:36,000 - She was kind of a bitch about it, she was like-- 1509 00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:37,520 - I mean, yeah, fucking I'm not gonna do it, 1510 00:47:37,520 --> 00:47:39,320 and then she left, and then she came back anyway, 1511 00:47:39,320 --> 00:47:41,000 and was like, you know what these guys, 1512 00:47:41,000 --> 00:47:42,440 I mean like, that was a dick. 1513 00:47:42,440 --> 00:47:47,440 It was a bitch move on her part to be like, kiss me, 1514 00:47:47,440 --> 00:47:51,680 and then it was a dick move on his part to be like-- 1515 00:47:51,680 --> 00:47:53,120 - I mean, it was kind of sexual harassment, 1516 00:47:53,120 --> 00:47:55,320 it'd be like, I won't do it unless you kiss me. 1517 00:47:57,320 --> 00:47:58,780 - I don't think in prison that counts. 1518 00:47:58,780 --> 00:48:00,160 (laughing) 1519 00:48:00,160 --> 00:48:01,000 - Nothing counts in prison. 1520 00:48:01,000 --> 00:48:02,760 - You'd be lucky enough to have that to kiss me. 1521 00:48:02,760 --> 00:48:04,840 - You're lucky enough to have that decision. 1522 00:48:04,840 --> 00:48:08,840 - Yeah, it was like, hey, I want you to toss my salad 1523 00:48:08,840 --> 00:48:11,960 where you're going to kiss me. 1524 00:48:11,960 --> 00:48:14,920 Boy, if I toss my salad, I think you'd go what I mean. 1525 00:48:14,920 --> 00:48:19,520 - All right, so that happens-- 1526 00:48:19,520 --> 00:48:23,800 - Oh my goodness, maybe so dumb, so dumb. 1527 00:48:23,800 --> 00:48:26,880 - So that happens in them, they get out, 1528 00:48:26,880 --> 00:48:29,640 they come up with a plan to use chargers 1529 00:48:29,640 --> 00:48:32,440 to reflect light, to kill darkness. 1530 00:48:32,440 --> 00:48:33,520 - Wait, what? 1531 00:48:33,520 --> 00:48:35,320 - The charger, yeah, you're called them chargers 1532 00:48:35,320 --> 00:48:37,080 because it's not in shape, it's not in shape. 1533 00:48:37,080 --> 00:48:38,160 - They were not-- - The crockpot 1534 00:48:38,160 --> 00:48:39,680 is for cooking all day. 1535 00:48:39,680 --> 00:48:42,600 - Okay, yeah, so they're rating the-- 1536 00:48:42,600 --> 00:48:43,440 - Pantry. 1537 00:48:43,440 --> 00:48:46,440 - The dining hutch of Satan, 1538 00:48:46,440 --> 00:48:49,400 and instead of taking plates, they're taking chargers, 1539 00:48:49,400 --> 00:48:51,360 which I mean, some people want to put chargers 1540 00:48:51,360 --> 00:48:55,080 to the plates that go under the plates at a formal table setting, 1541 00:48:55,080 --> 00:48:56,240 and they're rating these. 1542 00:48:56,240 --> 00:48:57,280 - I love that you know that. 1543 00:48:57,280 --> 00:48:59,520 - And the dwarfs are throwing them to one another. 1544 00:48:59,520 --> 00:49:01,800 We have to watch like five minute montage 1545 00:49:01,800 --> 00:49:03,720 of them throwing one to the other. 1546 00:49:03,720 --> 00:49:05,600 - It was like, disc golf or whatever. 1547 00:49:05,600 --> 00:49:06,440 - Disc golf, yeah. 1548 00:49:06,440 --> 00:49:09,520 - And finally, they set it up at the end 1549 00:49:09,520 --> 00:49:11,240 where the one gets hit in the face with it, 1550 00:49:11,240 --> 00:49:13,040 which was like, okay, we can kind of-- 1551 00:49:13,040 --> 00:49:15,040 - Which made noise, and then the big bad guys 1552 00:49:15,040 --> 00:49:15,880 woke up and-- - And that's right, 1553 00:49:15,880 --> 00:49:16,720 that's right. 1554 00:49:16,720 --> 00:49:19,200 - But they have, they're chargers, that's what they are. 1555 00:49:19,200 --> 00:49:21,680 And then they set these things up. 1556 00:49:21,680 --> 00:49:24,560 I mean, I like it too, but it's pretty, it's so dumb. 1557 00:49:24,560 --> 00:49:27,720 - I just need to put a quick shout out for my brother, 1558 00:49:27,720 --> 00:49:30,120 which nobody else will get, but I'm gonna do it anyway. 1559 00:49:30,120 --> 00:49:33,080 Highness all, there you go. 1560 00:49:33,080 --> 00:49:37,840 One of the big, one of the big, stupid guys says that, 1561 00:49:37,840 --> 00:49:39,720 and Tyler and I always tried to figure out 1562 00:49:39,720 --> 00:49:41,520 what the fuck he was saying. 1563 00:49:41,520 --> 00:49:44,440 One of the big, the big hokey guys. 1564 00:49:44,440 --> 00:49:47,240 And I'm like, what, like, we couldn't ever figure that out, 1565 00:49:47,240 --> 00:49:51,360 so if anybody out there can, just please tell me-- 1566 00:49:51,360 --> 00:49:52,800 - We're gonna know when John Amos comes in 1567 00:49:52,800 --> 00:49:55,040 and other straps and saves the day. 1568 00:49:55,040 --> 00:49:56,760 That's what we should do, we should take these two movies 1569 00:49:56,760 --> 00:49:58,680 and mix them up. - I like it. 1570 00:49:58,680 --> 00:50:00,880 - A super cut, a super cut up. 1571 00:50:00,880 --> 00:50:01,880 - Legend of the Beast Mask. 1572 00:50:01,880 --> 00:50:03,040 - Legend of the Beast Mask. 1573 00:50:03,040 --> 00:50:04,720 - Legend of the Beast Mask. 1574 00:50:04,720 --> 00:50:06,800 - So they use light-- - Part three. 1575 00:50:06,800 --> 00:50:10,600 - Darkness is gonna kill the unicorn. 1576 00:50:10,600 --> 00:50:12,640 Lily says that she wants to kill the unicorn, 1577 00:50:12,640 --> 00:50:14,760 but it's a ploy so she can set the unicorn free. 1578 00:50:14,760 --> 00:50:15,960 - And he just believes her. 1579 00:50:15,960 --> 00:50:17,400 - Yeah, totally loser. 1580 00:50:17,400 --> 00:50:19,040 - He's totally hooked on the tee. 1581 00:50:19,040 --> 00:50:22,280 I mean, like-- - He is a slave to the-- 1582 00:50:22,280 --> 00:50:25,560 - He's an immortal kind of super being, 1583 00:50:25,560 --> 00:50:28,200 and yet he just-- - He is totally the bully 1584 00:50:28,200 --> 00:50:30,280 that hasn't got laid yet, and the one pretty girl 1585 00:50:30,280 --> 00:50:33,280 is showing him a little bit, and he's like, 1586 00:50:33,280 --> 00:50:35,280 "Okay, whatever, baby, I'll do whatever you want." 1587 00:50:35,280 --> 00:50:37,200 - Don't you say that about Tim Curry? 1588 00:50:37,200 --> 00:50:39,520 - Not Tim Curry, I'm sure. (laughing) 1589 00:50:39,520 --> 00:50:43,320 So anyway, I mean, do we really just want to jump 1590 00:50:43,320 --> 00:50:45,120 and say they basically kill darkness at that point? 1591 00:50:45,120 --> 00:50:45,960 - Yeah, they kill darkness. 1592 00:50:45,960 --> 00:50:47,560 - We're flexing light off of-- - Everything's five. 1593 00:50:47,560 --> 00:50:50,040 - 40 dishes or whatever. - They use all those charges 1594 00:50:50,040 --> 00:50:53,720 to take the sun's rays and shoot 'em at darkness. 1595 00:50:53,720 --> 00:50:54,880 - The sun is setting. 1596 00:50:54,880 --> 00:50:57,680 - He falls between two walls into space. 1597 00:50:57,680 --> 00:50:59,200 - Space. - Oh, it's great. 1598 00:50:59,200 --> 00:51:00,600 - It was very alien. 1599 00:51:00,600 --> 00:51:01,440 - It was very alien. 1600 00:51:01,440 --> 00:51:03,480 - Blast that bitch right out of the air. 1601 00:51:03,480 --> 00:51:04,320 - And the airlock-- - The airlock. 1602 00:51:04,320 --> 00:51:07,600 - The airlock is pulled, and then they do-- 1603 00:51:07,600 --> 00:51:09,840 - And then Jack shows it-- - Jack shows it. 1604 00:51:09,840 --> 00:51:11,720 She's all the sudden, and her pretty dress. 1605 00:51:11,720 --> 00:51:13,600 Jack jumps in the water, finds the ring, 1606 00:51:13,600 --> 00:51:14,880 puts it on Lily, kisses her, 1607 00:51:14,880 --> 00:51:15,720 everything's cool. 1608 00:51:15,720 --> 00:51:16,800 - Yeah, 'cause she's under some kind of trance. 1609 00:51:16,800 --> 00:51:18,800 - Spell. - Spell, spell, whatever. 1610 00:51:18,800 --> 00:51:19,720 - All right, so-- 1611 00:51:19,720 --> 00:51:21,280 - And then they run off into the sunset, 1612 00:51:21,280 --> 00:51:23,200 and the little people are all waving at them, 1613 00:51:23,200 --> 00:51:24,480 and it's-- - So that's the movie. 1614 00:51:24,480 --> 00:51:26,560 - 'Cause that sunset is like-- 1615 00:51:26,560 --> 00:51:27,520 - Brock. - Yes. 1616 00:51:27,520 --> 00:51:28,680 - There was something that you said 1617 00:51:28,680 --> 00:51:30,240 while we were watching it that you were like, 1618 00:51:30,240 --> 00:51:32,280 "This is my major issue with the movie." 1619 00:51:32,280 --> 00:51:33,720 I was like, "The script." 1620 00:51:33,720 --> 00:51:35,640 You're like, "No." (laughing) 1621 00:51:35,640 --> 00:51:37,880 - My major issue with the movie was that 1622 00:51:37,880 --> 00:51:40,600 I didn't give two shits about any of the characters. 1623 00:51:40,600 --> 00:51:42,000 - There was no character development. 1624 00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:43,320 - I just didn't care. 1625 00:51:43,320 --> 00:51:45,000 - You know, you're told in the beginning, 1626 00:51:45,000 --> 00:51:46,880 Jack and Lily are pure. 1627 00:51:46,880 --> 00:51:48,720 These unicorns have this. 1628 00:51:48,720 --> 00:51:49,560 He's the bad guy. 1629 00:51:49,560 --> 00:51:50,400 - I disagree with that. 1630 00:51:50,400 --> 00:51:51,560 - I didn't care about any of these. 1631 00:51:51,560 --> 00:51:52,400 - Really? 1632 00:51:52,400 --> 00:51:53,800 - I was kind of hoping Lily would survive 1633 00:51:53,800 --> 00:51:55,120 so she could date Paris. 1634 00:51:55,120 --> 00:51:55,960 - Well, that's true. 1635 00:51:55,960 --> 00:51:57,520 (laughing) 1636 00:51:57,520 --> 00:51:59,560 But seriously, I mean, really, that was my biggest thing. 1637 00:51:59,560 --> 00:52:00,400 - No, I didn't even see-- 1638 00:52:00,400 --> 00:52:01,720 - I could have cared less what happened. 1639 00:52:01,720 --> 00:52:03,520 - Yeah. - I have no investment 1640 00:52:03,520 --> 00:52:04,360 in any of these characters. 1641 00:52:04,360 --> 00:52:05,840 - If halfway through, if darkness and everything 1642 00:52:05,840 --> 00:52:08,600 all blew up, you'd be like, "Ah, all right, 1643 00:52:08,600 --> 00:52:11,880 the movie's over, early, I can go now." 1644 00:52:11,880 --> 00:52:13,960 - So you were asking me the things that I really loved 1645 00:52:13,960 --> 00:52:15,160 about it when I was a kid. 1646 00:52:15,160 --> 00:52:17,560 The scene with the dancing dress, 1647 00:52:17,560 --> 00:52:18,400 we'll just call it that. 1648 00:52:18,400 --> 00:52:19,720 - Did you pull for Lily? 1649 00:52:19,720 --> 00:52:21,920 Were you like, "I don't really love Lily." 1650 00:52:21,920 --> 00:52:23,880 - Every single time I watched this, 1651 00:52:23,880 --> 00:52:25,960 I loved Tim Curry. 1652 00:52:25,960 --> 00:52:27,800 Like, I want a darkness to tell a lot. 1653 00:52:27,800 --> 00:52:30,400 - You see, that's a sign of a bad movie. 1654 00:52:30,400 --> 00:52:31,960 - Right, it's the opposite. 1655 00:52:31,960 --> 00:52:33,760 - Yeah, you shouldn't, like, that's a bad-- 1656 00:52:33,760 --> 00:52:34,600 - That's a bad villain. 1657 00:52:34,600 --> 00:52:35,760 - Or a bad hero, since he's not a bad villain. 1658 00:52:35,760 --> 00:52:37,760 - Because if you look at all the characters-- 1659 00:52:37,760 --> 00:52:38,600 - Everybody wants the villain. 1660 00:52:38,600 --> 00:52:40,720 - Which one of the characters did you-- 1661 00:52:40,720 --> 00:52:43,160 - Did you personally like the most? 1662 00:52:43,160 --> 00:52:45,920 That you identified with, but which one would you say, 1663 00:52:45,920 --> 00:52:48,260 like, if I was gonna watch this movie again, 1664 00:52:48,260 --> 00:52:50,520 I would be anticipating that person? 1665 00:52:50,520 --> 00:52:52,120 - I didn't like any of them. 1666 00:52:52,120 --> 00:52:52,960 - It's deafening, I think. 1667 00:52:52,960 --> 00:52:55,840 - Tim Curry, really, I thought he was so-- 1668 00:52:55,840 --> 00:52:57,480 - No, it's not that he wasn't good. 1669 00:52:57,480 --> 00:52:58,880 - You made me watch this again. 1670 00:52:58,880 --> 00:52:59,720 - Like, we're gonna sit down, 1671 00:52:59,720 --> 00:53:02,400 we're gonna watch the British theatrical release. 1672 00:53:02,400 --> 00:53:04,800 - I would say you owe me some money. 1673 00:53:04,800 --> 00:53:05,920 (laughing) 1674 00:53:05,920 --> 00:53:07,800 - I would say that Tim Curry's character 1675 00:53:07,800 --> 00:53:09,160 was the most interesting. 1676 00:53:09,160 --> 00:53:11,040 - Okay. - Sure, okay. 1677 00:53:11,040 --> 00:53:12,440 - There we go, that's what it means. 1678 00:53:12,440 --> 00:53:15,080 - Okay, I think he was stupid. 1679 00:53:15,080 --> 00:53:16,680 - Yeah, he was stupid. 1680 00:53:16,680 --> 00:53:18,080 And he couldn't use a sword. 1681 00:53:18,080 --> 00:53:18,920 - No. 1682 00:53:18,920 --> 00:53:21,280 - I mean, it's like his horns were making 1683 00:53:21,280 --> 00:53:23,120 his weight distribution a little weird. 1684 00:53:23,120 --> 00:53:25,080 - He could swing a sword at a rock a lot 1685 00:53:25,080 --> 00:53:28,000 and then make it a spark, but-- 1686 00:53:28,000 --> 00:53:31,640 - But as a kid, I really, I was just fascinated with-- 1687 00:53:31,640 --> 00:53:32,480 - Back to my-- 1688 00:53:32,480 --> 00:53:35,000 - All right, now we're gonna tear it apart. 1689 00:53:35,000 --> 00:53:35,840 All right, let's go. 1690 00:53:35,840 --> 00:53:37,000 - Are we gonna go all the way through again? 1691 00:53:37,000 --> 00:53:38,680 - No, we're just gonna go. 1692 00:53:38,680 --> 00:53:41,560 - No, but so, remember the scene where they're in the, 1693 00:53:41,560 --> 00:53:45,360 they're in darkness is layered, all that. 1694 00:53:45,360 --> 00:53:47,440 And then-- - Who's they? 1695 00:53:47,440 --> 00:53:50,920 - I guess good guys, the troll, the goblins and-- 1696 00:53:50,920 --> 00:53:52,680 - Like the goblins were the bad, Jack-- 1697 00:53:52,680 --> 00:53:53,840 - Jack and the forest folk. 1698 00:53:53,840 --> 00:53:55,400 - Wherever the fuck they were, I guess. 1699 00:53:55,400 --> 00:53:56,400 - It sounds like a band. 1700 00:53:56,400 --> 00:53:57,440 - It's like a band. 1701 00:53:57,440 --> 00:53:58,560 - Yeah, Jack and the berries. 1702 00:53:58,560 --> 00:54:00,440 - The bad guys were moist and the good guys 1703 00:54:00,440 --> 00:54:01,840 were less moist. - So the less moist guys. 1704 00:54:01,840 --> 00:54:02,680 - They were more hairy. 1705 00:54:02,680 --> 00:54:04,840 - They were all in there and they're having a fight 1706 00:54:04,840 --> 00:54:06,760 and then the-- - A fight with Jack? 1707 00:54:06,760 --> 00:54:08,640 - They pulled the guy, they pulled the one guy 1708 00:54:08,640 --> 00:54:11,160 who was the bad guy, pretending to be the bad guy, 1709 00:54:11,160 --> 00:54:13,800 but then began to hear, or was the good guy 1710 00:54:13,800 --> 00:54:15,080 and they pulled him out of the pie. 1711 00:54:15,080 --> 00:54:16,080 - Yeah. - Remember that part? 1712 00:54:16,080 --> 00:54:16,920 - Yeah. 1713 00:54:16,920 --> 00:54:17,760 - We didn't even talk about that. 1714 00:54:17,760 --> 00:54:20,080 So they pull a fucking guy out of a pie. 1715 00:54:20,080 --> 00:54:22,800 They literally, it's a pie and they cut the cross 1716 00:54:22,800 --> 00:54:25,400 off the top, open it up and then pull a full guy 1717 00:54:25,400 --> 00:54:26,520 with some-- - Yeah, 'cause he's yelling, 1718 00:54:26,520 --> 00:54:27,840 'cause he's like, "Let me out, let me out." 1719 00:54:27,840 --> 00:54:28,680 - It hasn't been baked yet. 1720 00:54:28,680 --> 00:54:29,680 - Yeah, it hasn't been baked yet. 1721 00:54:29,680 --> 00:54:31,840 And then they start, then they're doing that 1722 00:54:31,840 --> 00:54:33,280 and then all of a sudden, whoever it is, 1723 00:54:33,280 --> 00:54:36,440 the chefs, I guess, are coming after them, 1724 00:54:36,440 --> 00:54:37,280 they start fighting. 1725 00:54:37,280 --> 00:54:38,600 - Kind of fall, yeah. 1726 00:54:38,600 --> 00:54:42,480 - And then they dump the big vat of soup. 1727 00:54:42,480 --> 00:54:43,480 - Uh-huh. 1728 00:54:43,480 --> 00:54:45,960 - My question is, who the fuck was eating that? 1729 00:54:45,960 --> 00:54:48,240 What's all that food for? 1730 00:54:48,240 --> 00:54:49,080 There aren't-- - Darkness. 1731 00:54:49,080 --> 00:54:51,880 - 1,000 people, does he, he's ripped. 1732 00:54:51,880 --> 00:54:52,720 - He's a soup guy? 1733 00:54:52,720 --> 00:54:53,560 (laughing) 1734 00:54:53,560 --> 00:54:54,400 - He's a soup guy? 1735 00:54:54,400 --> 00:54:55,240 I'm curious, rip in this. 1736 00:54:55,240 --> 00:54:57,000 He didn't strike me as a soup guy. 1737 00:54:57,000 --> 00:54:57,840 (laughing) 1738 00:54:57,840 --> 00:55:00,280 - Well, no, he's ripped and they are not, 1739 00:55:00,280 --> 00:55:01,600 they are not eating that much. 1740 00:55:01,600 --> 00:55:04,760 It is a cauldron this time, six foot tall. 1741 00:55:04,760 --> 00:55:06,040 It is my height. 1742 00:55:06,040 --> 00:55:08,520 They dump out over of soup. 1743 00:55:08,520 --> 00:55:09,360 - It's bounce. 1744 00:55:09,360 --> 00:55:10,400 - And it kills the two bad guys? 1745 00:55:10,400 --> 00:55:11,960 - It kills two bad guys. 1746 00:55:11,960 --> 00:55:14,040 - Or scalds them and misses the various-- 1747 00:55:14,040 --> 00:55:16,280 - It kills at least one bad guy. 1748 00:55:16,280 --> 00:55:17,640 That's how much soup, it's like a-- 1749 00:55:17,640 --> 00:55:18,800 - Death by soup. 1750 00:55:18,800 --> 00:55:23,040 - It is a waterfall or a tidal wave of soup. 1751 00:55:23,040 --> 00:55:25,880 And I'm like, my question, the one question, 1752 00:55:25,880 --> 00:55:27,680 I was like, who the fuck's eating that? 1753 00:55:27,680 --> 00:55:28,680 Who are they cooking for? 1754 00:55:28,680 --> 00:55:30,560 There's only like eight people in this whole movie. 1755 00:55:30,560 --> 00:55:31,400 - Yeah. 1756 00:55:31,400 --> 00:55:32,240 - For good, half or more. 1757 00:55:32,240 --> 00:55:33,080 (laughing) 1758 00:55:33,080 --> 00:55:33,920 So who's eating it? 1759 00:55:33,920 --> 00:55:34,760 - I don't know. 1760 00:55:34,760 --> 00:55:35,600 - See, again, a week, there's another week. 1761 00:55:35,600 --> 00:55:36,720 - They cook for the whole week? 1762 00:55:36,720 --> 00:55:38,240 - There's another weakness of darkness. 1763 00:55:38,240 --> 00:55:39,560 If that is in fact for him, 1764 00:55:39,560 --> 00:55:41,560 what kind of a villain who's like super natural 1765 00:55:41,560 --> 00:55:42,560 in these that much food? 1766 00:55:42,560 --> 00:55:43,400 (sighing) 1767 00:55:43,400 --> 00:55:46,720 - And your big problem was just why-- 1768 00:55:46,720 --> 00:55:47,560 - I didn't give a shit. 1769 00:55:47,560 --> 00:55:48,960 - Yeah, and you were-- 1770 00:55:48,960 --> 00:55:49,800 (laughing) 1771 00:55:49,800 --> 00:55:51,440 - I just didn't care. 1772 00:55:51,440 --> 00:55:53,600 - And why is he so infatuated with her? 1773 00:55:53,600 --> 00:55:55,480 - I thought there was no chemistry between-- 1774 00:55:55,480 --> 00:55:56,320 - No. 1775 00:55:56,320 --> 00:55:57,160 - Lily and Jack. 1776 00:55:57,160 --> 00:55:58,000 - No. 1777 00:55:58,000 --> 00:55:59,440 - And we had to be told-- 1778 00:55:59,440 --> 00:56:00,840 - He was so Ferris. 1779 00:56:00,840 --> 00:56:02,200 - We had to be told in the beginning 1780 00:56:02,200 --> 00:56:03,520 that they're in love with each other. 1781 00:56:03,520 --> 00:56:04,360 - Right. 1782 00:56:04,360 --> 00:56:07,160 - Yeah, how does he suddenly, 1783 00:56:07,160 --> 00:56:10,160 darkness suddenly fall for her after first meeting her? 1784 00:56:10,160 --> 00:56:11,000 - Well, I mean-- 1785 00:56:11,000 --> 00:56:13,400 - To that degree, to that degree. 1786 00:56:13,400 --> 00:56:14,720 He's not a human. 1787 00:56:14,720 --> 00:56:15,560 - I don't think he-- 1788 00:56:15,560 --> 00:56:16,400 - No, he is. 1789 00:56:16,400 --> 00:56:17,240 It says he's mortal. 1790 00:56:17,240 --> 00:56:18,240 - I don't think he falls for her. 1791 00:56:18,240 --> 00:56:19,080 - That's not the same. 1792 00:56:19,080 --> 00:56:19,920 - Well, I guess he does. 1793 00:56:19,920 --> 00:56:20,760 That exists in the story. 1794 00:56:20,760 --> 00:56:22,360 - He says he's infatuated with her. 1795 00:56:22,360 --> 00:56:23,200 - Oh, I'm sorry. 1796 00:56:23,200 --> 00:56:24,840 I thought you meant Jack was not mortal. 1797 00:56:24,840 --> 00:56:26,440 - No, no, no, darkness. 1798 00:56:26,440 --> 00:56:28,720 - I think he really falls for when she puts 1799 00:56:28,720 --> 00:56:29,720 that fucking dress on. 1800 00:56:29,720 --> 00:56:30,560 - Right? 1801 00:56:30,560 --> 00:56:31,400 - I mean, that dress-- 1802 00:56:31,400 --> 00:56:32,240 - But he feels really false for her? 1803 00:56:32,240 --> 00:56:33,080 - I don't know. 1804 00:56:33,080 --> 00:56:34,840 - That dress-- - Brad, see, good scene. 1805 00:56:34,840 --> 00:56:35,680 Good scene. 1806 00:56:35,680 --> 00:56:36,520 - Yeah, that is. 1807 00:56:36,520 --> 00:56:37,640 - When you can, I mean, like-- 1808 00:56:37,640 --> 00:56:39,440 - So we can see almost everything there. 1809 00:56:39,440 --> 00:56:42,360 - The main, yeah, the main characters have no chemistry. 1810 00:56:42,360 --> 00:56:44,240 Darkness is an idiot. 1811 00:56:44,240 --> 00:56:45,080 - Yeah. 1812 00:56:45,080 --> 00:56:48,760 - I mean, he's just, he's like a bad human villain 1813 00:56:48,760 --> 00:56:52,160 wrapped in a scary devil looking, whatever he is. 1814 00:56:52,160 --> 00:56:53,000 - With Tim Troy's-- 1815 00:56:53,000 --> 00:56:53,840 - With Tim Troy's ways. 1816 00:56:53,840 --> 00:56:54,680 - With Tim Troy's ways. 1817 00:56:54,680 --> 00:56:58,920 - Yeah, and then the final way they destroy him is weak. 1818 00:56:58,920 --> 00:57:01,680 And the whole time through him, just like, whatever. 1819 00:57:01,680 --> 00:57:02,520 - Don't care. 1820 00:57:02,520 --> 00:57:04,120 - I just didn't care. 1821 00:57:04,120 --> 00:57:06,440 I think it could, I think it was-- 1822 00:57:06,440 --> 00:57:07,680 - So the interesting thing is that-- 1823 00:57:07,680 --> 00:57:09,440 - There was a potential for a good story. 1824 00:57:09,440 --> 00:57:11,360 - All they do is rewrite the whole script 1825 00:57:11,360 --> 00:57:12,720 and cast different people. 1826 00:57:12,720 --> 00:57:13,800 And this movie was great. 1827 00:57:13,800 --> 00:57:14,640 - See, why am I-- 1828 00:57:14,640 --> 00:57:15,480 - And they did that. 1829 00:57:15,480 --> 00:57:16,320 It was called Fellowship of the Ring. 1830 00:57:16,320 --> 00:57:21,000 - My opinion is that if the studio had supported 1831 00:57:21,000 --> 00:57:24,560 both Ridley Scott and Shortsburg's vision 1832 00:57:24,560 --> 00:57:27,440 and stopped tampering with it and cutting it 1833 00:57:27,440 --> 00:57:28,960 and changing it and all that, 1834 00:57:28,960 --> 00:57:30,320 that they had just left it the way-- 1835 00:57:30,320 --> 00:57:32,080 - This is not a fucking edit mistake. 1836 00:57:32,080 --> 00:57:33,840 - No, I'm not saying it's an edit mistake. 1837 00:57:33,840 --> 00:57:36,880 - No, you're actually saying this is not studio notes. 1838 00:57:36,880 --> 00:57:38,240 This movie was horrible. 1839 00:57:38,240 --> 00:57:39,880 This movie was horrible from the get go. 1840 00:57:39,880 --> 00:57:42,280 This is the best product they could have got. 1841 00:57:42,280 --> 00:57:43,400 - Nope. 1842 00:57:43,400 --> 00:57:44,320 - It could have been better. 1843 00:57:44,320 --> 00:57:45,160 - I disagree. - But you think 1844 00:57:45,160 --> 00:57:46,080 it would have been good? 1845 00:57:46,080 --> 00:57:46,920 - I don't know. 1846 00:57:46,920 --> 00:57:49,800 We never even got to see-- 1847 00:57:49,800 --> 00:57:51,160 - Thank God. 1848 00:57:51,160 --> 00:57:52,000 - Thank God we didn't even-- 1849 00:57:52,000 --> 00:57:54,040 - But if you go to, okay, you go with the script 1850 00:57:54,040 --> 00:57:57,040 and you're like, "Hey, we're gonna tell this story ABC." 1851 00:57:57,040 --> 00:57:59,480 And then the studio goes, "Well, you can have-- 1852 00:57:59,480 --> 00:58:00,320 - It's been a whole time. 1853 00:58:00,320 --> 00:58:05,320 - Let's see, but we're gonna need you to add JK, 1854 00:58:05,320 --> 00:58:09,680 and then you just keep going through with it. 1855 00:58:09,680 --> 00:58:10,920 - JK Rowling has done that. 1856 00:58:10,920 --> 00:58:11,760 - Yes. 1857 00:58:11,760 --> 00:58:16,360 And you keep chipping away at the original vision. 1858 00:58:16,360 --> 00:58:17,800 Whatever ends up as the product 1859 00:58:17,800 --> 00:58:20,280 is probably not what-- 1860 00:58:20,280 --> 00:58:21,120 - Sure. 1861 00:58:21,120 --> 00:58:21,960 - The writer and the-- 1862 00:58:21,960 --> 00:58:23,600 - But this is not the case. 1863 00:58:23,600 --> 00:58:27,520 This is not a group think mistake. 1864 00:58:27,520 --> 00:58:30,840 - But I'd be curious to read the original script. 1865 00:58:30,840 --> 00:58:32,520 - Oh, I could tell you some stuff about the original script. 1866 00:58:32,520 --> 00:58:37,000 - But the story itself, whether you don't like 1867 00:58:37,000 --> 00:58:40,080 how it's filmed or whatever, it's, you know, 1868 00:58:40,080 --> 00:58:42,680 would a better script have made the chemistry 1869 00:58:42,680 --> 00:58:43,800 between the two leads better? 1870 00:58:43,800 --> 00:58:46,360 Would it have made villain or the villain darkness 1871 00:58:46,360 --> 00:58:47,560 not as stupid? 1872 00:58:47,560 --> 00:58:50,040 - Maybe because in the original script, 1873 00:58:50,040 --> 00:58:51,680 there's a part where Lily get, 1874 00:58:51,680 --> 00:58:54,480 like when the unicorn gets startled, 1875 00:58:54,480 --> 00:58:57,240 the unicorn's horn cuts her shoulder, 1876 00:58:57,240 --> 00:59:00,560 which turns her into some sort of beast. 1877 00:59:00,560 --> 00:59:02,160 And then she and darkness end up 1878 00:59:02,160 --> 00:59:03,840 copulating in the woods. 1879 00:59:03,840 --> 00:59:05,960 - All right, maybe a little more sex with health, yeah. 1880 00:59:05,960 --> 00:59:07,480 (laughing) 1881 00:59:07,480 --> 00:59:09,640 - And Jack and the fairies stumble-- 1882 00:59:09,640 --> 00:59:10,800 - What was this rate? 1883 00:59:10,800 --> 00:59:11,840 - I think it's PG. 1884 00:59:11,840 --> 00:59:13,400 - This is PG. 1885 00:59:13,400 --> 00:59:15,400 - But then the original-- 1886 00:59:15,400 --> 00:59:16,960 - I think they said shit. 1887 00:59:16,960 --> 00:59:18,880 - I think they said shit and health. 1888 00:59:18,880 --> 00:59:20,680 - But then the original script was given 1889 00:59:20,680 --> 00:59:21,520 to the producers. - I mean, 1890 00:59:21,520 --> 00:59:22,520 there's no child sacrifice. 1891 00:59:22,520 --> 00:59:24,880 Definitely no boobies. 1892 00:59:24,880 --> 00:59:25,920 - Ooh, we got it in there. 1893 00:59:25,920 --> 00:59:28,240 The boobies, nice. 1894 00:59:28,240 --> 00:59:31,680 The original script was presented to the producers 1895 00:59:31,680 --> 00:59:33,000 and the quote was, you know, 1896 00:59:33,000 --> 00:59:36,640 you can't have the villain fuck the princess. 1897 00:59:36,640 --> 00:59:38,360 And I think it would have just made it more interesting 1898 00:59:38,360 --> 00:59:40,640 if they had just left Ridley Scott, 1899 00:59:40,640 --> 00:59:43,080 at Shoresburg-- - Is that never happened? 1900 00:59:43,080 --> 00:59:44,080 The villain fuck the princess? 1901 00:59:44,080 --> 00:59:47,360 - I think it happens now, it just didn't happen back then. 1902 00:59:47,360 --> 00:59:49,600 - And I'm not saying that sex would have made it better, 1903 00:59:49,600 --> 00:59:52,360 but I think that if they had just let them 1904 00:59:52,360 --> 00:59:53,960 do their original vision, 1905 00:59:55,680 --> 00:59:57,720 we wouldn't have had this travesty. 1906 00:59:57,720 --> 01:00:00,800 - Right, I don't know, I just, 1907 01:00:00,800 --> 01:00:03,720 I think there's so much shit wrong with this movie. 1908 01:00:03,720 --> 01:00:06,800 - I would still say that for 1985, 1909 01:00:06,800 --> 01:00:08,800 visually, it's really good. 1910 01:00:08,800 --> 01:00:11,880 And I still think-- - I don't, you're saying like, 1911 01:00:11,880 --> 01:00:13,640 it's a lot of shit going on the screen, 1912 01:00:13,640 --> 01:00:15,920 but it doesn't have that epic feel like-- 1913 01:00:15,920 --> 01:00:17,080 - That's submersive. 1914 01:00:17,080 --> 01:00:18,160 - It was a lot of fluff. 1915 01:00:18,160 --> 01:00:21,320 - Yeah, it's a lot of window dressing 1916 01:00:21,320 --> 01:00:22,640 and nothing outside the window. 1917 01:00:22,640 --> 01:00:24,880 - Next year, like, you pull back, 1918 01:00:24,880 --> 01:00:27,640 they're not, obviously, they're totally different movies, 1919 01:00:27,640 --> 01:00:29,840 but you pull back, it's top gun the next year. 1920 01:00:29,840 --> 01:00:31,320 - And you've got this wide frame-- 1921 01:00:31,320 --> 01:00:32,440 - And it's wide in your seat. 1922 01:00:32,440 --> 01:00:34,560 - And your versatile epic, like it's-- 1923 01:00:34,560 --> 01:00:36,400 - And then epic films-- 1924 01:00:36,400 --> 01:00:38,000 - You just call it Top Gun Epic? 1925 01:00:38,000 --> 01:00:39,960 - Well, in the, in the, it's-- 1926 01:00:39,960 --> 01:00:41,320 - Comparatively speaking. 1927 01:00:41,320 --> 01:00:43,760 - Compare the other movies coming out in the 80s, yeah. 1928 01:00:43,760 --> 01:00:46,760 - Hey, we'll be doing Top Gun at some point. 1929 01:00:46,760 --> 01:00:47,600 - Are we really? 1930 01:00:47,600 --> 01:00:48,680 - Oh. 1931 01:00:48,680 --> 01:00:50,200 - It's, we're gonna save it for Mark, 1932 01:00:50,200 --> 01:00:52,000 it's gonna be a double header, we're gonna do-- 1933 01:00:52,000 --> 01:00:52,840 - Ooh! 1934 01:00:52,840 --> 01:00:53,680 - We're gonna do Top Gun. 1935 01:00:53,680 --> 01:00:54,920 - We're gonna make us go see Maverick. 1936 01:00:54,920 --> 01:00:56,400 - And we're all gonna have to go see Maverick, 1937 01:00:56,400 --> 01:00:57,560 and I can't wait. 1938 01:00:57,560 --> 01:00:58,640 - Oh my God, Brad, okay. 1939 01:00:58,640 --> 01:01:00,120 - You better buy popcorn for that. 1940 01:01:00,120 --> 01:01:00,960 - I'll buy popcorn for that. 1941 01:01:00,960 --> 01:01:02,920 - I wanna cook slushy. 1942 01:01:02,920 --> 01:01:04,520 - I'll buy a cook slushy, whatever you got. 1943 01:01:04,520 --> 01:01:05,360 - Really? 1944 01:01:05,360 --> 01:01:06,840 - Yeah, I need to go to, you know, that's better. 1945 01:01:06,840 --> 01:01:09,040 - Yeah, that's gonna be, we might have-- 1946 01:01:09,040 --> 01:01:09,880 - I can't find the rating. 1947 01:01:09,880 --> 01:01:12,400 - We might have a guest on that one. 1948 01:01:12,400 --> 01:01:13,240 - Oh, really? 1949 01:01:13,240 --> 01:01:15,320 - Who's my, my buddy Jim? 1950 01:01:15,320 --> 01:01:17,240 He might want to come, you guys did Jim. 1951 01:01:17,240 --> 01:01:18,080 - All right. 1952 01:01:18,080 --> 01:01:19,320 - We're gonna, we're gonna have guests on the podcast? 1953 01:01:19,320 --> 01:01:21,400 - Sure, we got guests, people wanna come on. 1954 01:01:21,400 --> 01:01:24,080 - This is our podcast, you do it, that's true. 1955 01:01:24,080 --> 01:01:27,880 - One last piece of trivia that's gonna make y'all cry 1956 01:01:27,880 --> 01:01:32,880 is that it is widely rumored that this movie 1957 01:01:32,880 --> 01:01:35,200 was the inspiration for the person 1958 01:01:35,200 --> 01:01:37,400 that created Legend of Zelda. 1959 01:01:37,400 --> 01:01:41,120 - Oh, then something good came out of it. 1960 01:01:41,120 --> 01:01:41,960 (laughs) 1961 01:01:41,960 --> 01:01:44,000 - See, there's more Brad trivia. 1962 01:01:44,000 --> 01:01:46,240 - Oh, you know, Tom Cruise does look like Link, 1963 01:01:46,240 --> 01:01:48,080 sort of the outflow-- - Oh, God. 1964 01:01:48,080 --> 01:01:49,000 - And the swords? 1965 01:01:49,000 --> 01:01:50,340 - Uh-huh. 1966 01:01:50,340 --> 01:01:53,600 - Oh, that's, that's the most, oh. 1967 01:01:53,600 --> 01:01:54,440 - Well, okay. 1968 01:01:54,440 --> 01:01:55,280 - We just read it for everybody on this. 1969 01:01:55,280 --> 01:01:56,120 - I guess. 1970 01:01:56,120 --> 01:01:56,960 - And on that note-- 1971 01:01:56,960 --> 01:02:01,320 - I said, this podcast is gonna destroy your childhood. 1972 01:02:01,320 --> 01:02:03,280 - We should be, on that bombshell is Top Gear, 1973 01:02:03,280 --> 01:02:04,760 we'd say we're gonna hit the podcast. 1974 01:02:04,760 --> 01:02:05,840 (laughs) 1975 01:02:05,840 --> 01:02:08,840 - No, you can't say that, what? 1976 01:02:08,840 --> 01:02:10,960 - As we've said, this is Brad and I, 1977 01:02:10,960 --> 01:02:12,600 this is the first time we've seen this movie. 1978 01:02:12,600 --> 01:02:14,760 You just watched it again, I know you watched it 1979 01:02:14,760 --> 01:02:19,600 before the podcast, but does it hold any of the, 1980 01:02:19,600 --> 01:02:22,800 does it hold any of like, the nostalgia for you, 1981 01:02:22,800 --> 01:02:24,920 or is it like, you watch it now and you're just like-- 1982 01:02:24,920 --> 01:02:27,040 - For me watching it now, it's, 1983 01:02:27,040 --> 01:02:30,760 I'm not even sure how, but it's board boring, 1984 01:02:30,760 --> 01:02:34,480 but the anticipation of seeing the one scene 1985 01:02:34,480 --> 01:02:38,060 with the dancing and just Tim Curry, 1986 01:02:38,060 --> 01:02:41,000 the rest of it, I'm like, this is just tripe, but-- 1987 01:02:41,000 --> 01:02:42,560 - Why would you watch it for those two, 1988 01:02:42,560 --> 01:02:43,400 why not? 1989 01:02:43,400 --> 01:02:44,840 - I love Tim Curry so much. 1990 01:02:44,840 --> 01:02:47,760 - Why, you can just fast forward, there's a button. 1991 01:02:47,760 --> 01:02:49,840 It's like, no, it's fast forward. 1992 01:02:49,840 --> 01:02:53,280 - Brad, Brock was asking me, like, we sat through it. 1993 01:02:53,280 --> 01:02:56,120 I was like, yes, for me, there was that anticipation. 1994 01:02:56,120 --> 01:02:58,140 Y'all didn't have that, I did. 1995 01:02:58,140 --> 01:03:01,880 So, I'm, I mean, this movie was painful. 1996 01:03:01,880 --> 01:03:03,960 - Was Beastmaster better or worse? 1997 01:03:03,960 --> 01:03:05,960 - So much better, I was just Beastmaster. 1998 01:03:05,960 --> 01:03:07,760 - I cared about the ferrets. 1999 01:03:07,760 --> 01:03:09,400 - Yes, I'm not arguing that. 2000 01:03:09,400 --> 01:03:11,040 - I know, but that's the thing is like, 2001 01:03:11,040 --> 01:03:13,520 I watched Beastmaster, like, I had just seen it 2002 01:03:13,520 --> 01:03:15,440 like two weeks earlier, you guys didn't see it in a while. 2003 01:03:15,440 --> 01:03:17,320 I still sat there with you guys 2004 01:03:17,320 --> 01:03:20,120 and watched it 'cause I thought, if it flows, 2005 01:03:20,120 --> 01:03:20,960 it actually-- 2006 01:03:20,960 --> 01:03:21,880 - You were the one that was like, 2007 01:03:21,880 --> 01:03:23,240 this is a piece of shit. 2008 01:03:23,240 --> 01:03:25,600 - It is still a piece of shit, it still is a piece of shit. 2009 01:03:25,600 --> 01:03:28,480 That's how much, how much of a piece of shit legend is. 2010 01:03:28,480 --> 01:03:31,420 It has no fucking story, I can't understand, 2011 01:03:31,420 --> 01:03:33,700 basically, and I sat there and complained about 2012 01:03:33,700 --> 01:03:36,240 how I can't understand what's going on with Beastmaster. 2013 01:03:36,240 --> 01:03:37,960 Or actually, I never, I don't think I, 2014 01:03:37,960 --> 01:03:40,040 maybe I didn't, I can't remember. 2015 01:03:40,040 --> 01:03:41,160 - Do y'all remember what I said? 2016 01:03:41,160 --> 01:03:42,960 - I had a little much to drink that much, but-- 2017 01:03:42,960 --> 01:03:44,080 - Do you remember what I said upstairs 2018 01:03:44,080 --> 01:03:45,880 where I was like, y'all were gonna be confused, 2019 01:03:45,880 --> 01:03:48,080 because this movie makes you notice, yes. 2020 01:03:48,080 --> 01:03:49,520 - See, for me, it wasn't the confusing, 2021 01:03:49,520 --> 01:03:50,360 it was just-- 2022 01:03:50,360 --> 01:03:51,200 - You didn't give a shit. 2023 01:03:51,200 --> 01:03:52,320 - I don't care, I didn't care. 2024 01:03:52,320 --> 01:03:55,360 - Like I said, I was sad when the ferret dies 2025 01:03:55,360 --> 01:03:56,200 in Beastmaster. 2026 01:03:56,200 --> 01:03:57,040 - I know. 2027 01:03:57,040 --> 01:03:57,880 - I liked the ferrets. 2028 01:03:57,880 --> 01:03:59,680 You know, they're kind of cute, 2029 01:03:59,680 --> 01:04:02,040 and that's kind of appealing to kids and all that shit. 2030 01:04:02,040 --> 01:04:04,880 There was not a single character in this movie 2031 01:04:04,880 --> 01:04:06,520 that if something bad had happened to 'em, 2032 01:04:06,520 --> 01:04:07,360 I would have-- 2033 01:04:07,360 --> 01:04:09,720 - And then it cut Jack's head off in this, of your life. 2034 01:04:09,720 --> 01:04:11,560 - If at the end, Jack had to sacrifice himself 2035 01:04:11,560 --> 01:04:13,160 to save Lily and save the kingdom, 2036 01:04:13,160 --> 01:04:15,480 I would have been like, well, good on you, Jack. 2037 01:04:15,480 --> 01:04:16,600 (laughing) 2038 01:04:16,600 --> 01:04:17,440 - Whatever. 2039 01:04:17,440 --> 01:04:18,280 - All right, so-- 2040 01:04:18,280 --> 01:04:20,440 - All right, if Sloan had to be sacrificed, 2041 01:04:20,440 --> 01:04:23,520 like, in the end, Joan should be thrown out some pit. 2042 01:04:23,520 --> 01:04:24,760 I've been like, yeah, well, you know, 2043 01:04:24,760 --> 01:04:25,600 they need to be-- 2044 01:04:25,600 --> 01:04:28,800 - All right, so just like Beastmaster, 2045 01:04:28,800 --> 01:04:30,360 I am kind of like in the middle. 2046 01:04:30,360 --> 01:04:34,400 I'm like, for me, it retained some of that nostalgia. 2047 01:04:34,400 --> 01:04:35,240 - Well, I can't-- 2048 01:04:35,240 --> 01:04:38,160 - No, so you can only base it on what you've seen. 2049 01:04:38,160 --> 01:04:40,360 - Yeah, I just feel like it was a lot of nothing. 2050 01:04:40,360 --> 01:04:41,200 There was just-- 2051 01:04:41,200 --> 01:04:43,760 - There was garbage, there was just nothing ready. 2052 01:04:43,760 --> 01:04:47,920 - Can I say that? A pog, a pog, a pog, this is total pog. 2053 01:04:47,920 --> 01:04:50,040 - Oh my God, Brad, you know what? 2054 01:04:50,040 --> 01:04:52,600 The rest of our podcasts, I'm gonna ask you, 2055 01:04:52,600 --> 01:04:54,120 was it as bad as legend? 2056 01:04:54,120 --> 01:04:55,920 - Until we find one of them. 2057 01:04:55,920 --> 01:04:58,200 - There we go, now we have a level. 2058 01:04:58,200 --> 01:04:59,160 - Oh, we have a level. 2059 01:04:59,160 --> 01:05:00,000 - Ooh. 2060 01:05:00,000 --> 01:05:02,440 - Well, I mean, we've had two, so I mean, like, it's not-- 2061 01:05:02,440 --> 01:05:03,280 - I feel like-- 2062 01:05:03,280 --> 01:05:04,120 - Legend is below-- 2063 01:05:04,120 --> 01:05:05,640 (laughing) 2064 01:05:05,640 --> 01:05:07,280 - I still feel like there are a number of movies 2065 01:05:07,280 --> 01:05:09,280 where we're gonna be like, was it as bad as legend? 2066 01:05:09,280 --> 01:05:10,880 (laughing) 2067 01:05:10,880 --> 01:05:11,720 All right. 2068 01:05:11,720 --> 01:05:14,560 - I know, I kinda hope I don't watch a lot anymore movies 2069 01:05:14,560 --> 01:05:18,320 for this podcast or TV shows or we talk about books 2070 01:05:18,320 --> 01:05:23,320 that are this slow and boring and make no fucking sense. 2071 01:05:23,320 --> 01:05:24,520 I just hope that because-- 2072 01:05:24,520 --> 01:05:26,280 - Excellent, that's a ringing endorsement. 2073 01:05:26,280 --> 01:05:27,360 - This was really-- 2074 01:05:27,360 --> 01:05:28,200 (laughing) 2075 01:05:28,200 --> 01:05:29,040 - This was really-- 2076 01:05:29,040 --> 01:05:29,880 - We found the basement. 2077 01:05:29,880 --> 01:05:32,680 - Wait, I paused it, at what point? 2078 01:05:32,680 --> 01:05:33,520 - I don't know, a couple. 2079 01:05:33,520 --> 01:05:34,880 - I think it was 30 minutes into the movie. 2080 01:05:34,880 --> 01:05:35,720 - You were like coming in the time. 2081 01:05:35,720 --> 01:05:38,520 - I was like, how much time is left? 2082 01:05:38,520 --> 01:05:39,360 - Yeah. 2083 01:05:39,360 --> 01:05:41,280 - And I was like-- 2084 01:05:41,280 --> 01:05:42,520 - All right, so what are we doing next? 2085 01:05:42,520 --> 01:05:43,880 - I was like, oh Christ, I have to-- 2086 01:05:43,880 --> 01:05:44,960 - Oh, I don't think we should say it. 2087 01:05:44,960 --> 01:05:45,800 - Okay. 2088 01:05:45,800 --> 01:05:46,640 - I haven't been in the bathroom. 2089 01:05:46,640 --> 01:05:47,920 - It's a secret, okay. 2090 01:05:47,920 --> 01:05:48,840 - Yeah, so-- 2091 01:05:48,840 --> 01:05:49,680 - No, we-- 2092 01:05:49,680 --> 01:05:50,520 - What are we doing next? 2093 01:05:50,520 --> 01:05:52,160 - Are we sure? 2094 01:05:52,160 --> 01:05:53,000 - Well-- 2095 01:05:53,000 --> 01:05:53,840 - Do it. 2096 01:05:53,840 --> 01:05:56,800 - I can say it's in German, you put their guys. 2097 01:05:56,800 --> 01:05:59,240 (laughing) 2098 01:05:59,240 --> 01:06:00,080 - All right. 2099 01:06:00,080 --> 01:06:03,560 - All right, time for some bad parenting decisions. 2100 01:06:03,560 --> 01:06:05,560 - Yes, let's go, all right. 2101 01:06:05,560 --> 01:06:06,400 - Culture guys. 2102 01:06:06,400 --> 01:06:07,240 - Here we go. 2103 01:06:07,240 --> 01:06:08,080 - Here's putting their kids in danger 2104 01:06:08,080 --> 01:06:09,240 and smoking weed in the process. 2105 01:06:09,240 --> 01:06:10,080 - All right, here we go. 2106 01:06:10,080 --> 01:06:11,360 - Well, weed's not the bad part. 2107 01:06:11,360 --> 01:06:12,200 - No, it's not the bad part. 2108 01:06:12,200 --> 01:06:14,120 - Back in the day it was, 2109 01:06:14,120 --> 01:06:14,960 'cause we know-- 2110 01:06:14,960 --> 01:06:15,800 - They made it a bad part. 2111 01:06:15,800 --> 01:06:16,960 - If you smoke weed, 2112 01:06:16,960 --> 01:06:18,880 you're gonna do cocaine the next day, so-- 2113 01:06:18,880 --> 01:06:19,720 - I mean, I do. 2114 01:06:19,720 --> 01:06:20,560 - Which they may have. 2115 01:06:20,560 --> 01:06:21,400 - Thanks for egging. 2116 01:06:21,400 --> 01:06:23,600 (laughing) 2117 01:06:23,600 --> 01:06:24,760 - Hell. 2118 01:06:24,760 --> 01:06:25,600 - All right. 2119 01:06:25,600 --> 01:06:27,040 (laughing) 2120 01:06:27,040 --> 01:06:27,880 - All right. 2121 01:06:27,880 --> 01:06:29,120 - All right, if we end this one, 2122 01:06:29,120 --> 01:06:30,400 oh, this is so painful. 2123 01:06:30,400 --> 01:06:31,720 - Yay! 2124 01:06:31,720 --> 01:06:34,520 - Fluff, hey, the episode wasn't as long as the movie, 2125 01:06:34,520 --> 01:06:35,920 so we got that going for us.