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 this. Yeah. Oh, I can edit it. Yeah. Are you recording or are we are recording?

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 something. Do we want to be anonymous? No, I don't know. I don't give it. No,

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 we're all going to say our names. Are we? Why not? We're not like doing anything

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 wrong here. Oh, I know. I know. Do you worry about saying your name? No, I'm just

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 saying I'll be patience. Okay, this is this is the pocket. This is does it hold

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 the podcast doesn't hold up. And we are going to see if stuff from our

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 childhood from the 80s and maybe early 90s, depending on how far we go.

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 You're already ruining it. You're already like interrupting my doing the intro

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 here. We're doing the intro. Well, we're doing the intro. All right. And to see if

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 stuff holds up from our childhood. If it stands the test of time and if it's what

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 we remember. If it is great as we thought it was. But is we remember it?

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 Spoiler. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So we could be potentially ruining other people's

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 that. Go with it, Brad. All right. So I'm Brad McCloskey. Good name. Yeah. And I have our

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 brother here with me. Brock McCloskey. Good name. And my sister-in-law. Amanda McCloskey.

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 Yeah. All great. Good names. Good Irish. Yeah. So we're just gonna see what happens here.

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 such a good. Yeah. Yeah. We'll see. We got an American flag on the wall. So we're already

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 in it. We're already there. Thank you for your service. Yeah. All right. So tonight,

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 episode one, I guess, yeah, we're gonna go for it here. We're not gonna do like episode

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 he did, but it dumped them all and dumped them all. Yeah. Yeah. Well, we're not something

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 the thing that we watched, we definitely have to stick with this one. Yeah. So, wouldn't

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 we just watch Brad? We watched 98, two classic B smaster. B B smaster. Yeah. B B smaster,

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 right? Yeah. It's only one, right? One E. One E. Yeah. Yeah. It wasn't a strip club.

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 It was a lot of skin. All I know is Tommy Roberts was in it. Yeah, what I cared about.

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 as a kid that you noticed? Of course. See, I didn't- What? You didn't notice that we

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 just all got to see Boobies? No, it's something I didn't notice it, but it wasn't- I mean,

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 see it all the time. But we got to see Boobies all the time. Mom thought- Mom thought there

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 were no Boobies in it, so we got to watch it. I was- And just see the other ones. The fact

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 that the Boobie, taking the Boobies out was good, but leaving that other stuff in there.

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 about the weird shit that was going on. The flappy people eating other people. The flappy

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 Nazi- The Nazi- The Nazi- The Nazi- The Eagle, yeah. They're totally sin-assy simple, right? All

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 right, so- Okay, here's something. All right, so- You back it was your family. Yeah, if we back up a little bit. What's- What's the story? Would we-

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 Should we, like, kind of give a brief synopsis of the plot? Or do we want people to just go out and watch this?

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 Sure, yeah. You should go back and watch it, because it's horrible, but good. But it's

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 entertaining. It's a two-hour movie. Which is- For the 80s. For the 80s as long. It's long.

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 There's a lot of montages, so you can fast forward to a lot of shit. Yeah, some scenic shots.

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 A lot of- What's his name? Mark Sanger. What's Sanger? Mark Sanger. Mark Sanger. Mark Sanger is the

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 guy who's- He was in V. Yeah. He's- I mean, you know- He is Darr. Darr is- He is Darr in this.

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 He's from Narr or whatever. Right, and then- And the god is R. R. Yeah.

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 Very monosyllabic. Well, not like Mayax, that's- I mean- It was Max. It was- It's spelled Max.

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 There's two A's. Two A's. No, does anybody have a two- It's- It's- It's- What's her name?

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 Her name? Kiri. Kiri. Kiri. Kiri. Kiri. Two syllables. But Seth.

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 Mayax. It's- It's a very simple- Very simple time.

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 In the kingdom of Aruk, the high priest Mayax is given a prophecy by his witches that he would die.

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 It's spelled Max at Mayax. No, it's two A's.

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 I liked it, and I watched it- And I- And I- It was no clash of titans, I understand.

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 and is about throwing them in the fire, and then until Mark Singer's eagle comes by and saves them-

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 I mean, Dragon Slayer isn't that when PG and the dragon eats the princess's foot off?

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 But we're a show- Child Sacrifice, and like, torture.

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 The witches, like, they're all weird, like, they're all, like, sexual, but they have, like, this-

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 Pig face, yeah, weird thing on, like, but they're, like, their bodies, they're, like, the total, like,

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 It's such a weird- This is a movie that was made by a 12-year-old.

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 It was, like, 24?

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 Like, I was- I was disappointed that it's not what it was, but, you know, ugh.

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 This is such a strange movie.

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 It has, like, they take their glow six and break it.

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 They pour the glow stick cheese on their necks.

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 Cuz the cow opened to get the baby to kill the baby.

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 He's only one with a normal name in this.

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 A spiky boomerang?

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 It had a name.

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 It's a switchblade.

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 It's a switchblade.

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 It's a boomerang.

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 It is the- It is the cool- It is the coolest weapon that is not used.

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 Because he pulls it out, flips it out, it's like a switchblade boomerang.

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 He kills the witch who disappears.

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 And then she's like coming out and I'm like- And then he has to stab her again.

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 She walks right into the fucking sword and then he throws on the fire.

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 She tries to kill him first and completely misses him and the fire in the hole.

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 She just- She is the worst at trying to- The detachment in this movie.

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 There is a lot of incompetence with regards to the ability like the priest.

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 The priest can't fight with the dam.

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 It's the stormroll.

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 Like John- We haven't gotten to John Amos who is a terrific actor.

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 We haven't gotten to him being in this and him and his leather straps and all that.

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 But he's got his staff and he's just like bink, bink, bink.

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 Like this hitting people and it is amazing but also horrific.

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 At the same time.

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 I wish I could find the name of the weapon because it definitely had a man.

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 What was the name of that?

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 Anyway, so he throws that so the dad or the new dad picks him up.

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 The new dad picks him up.

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 He goes to Stiltsville, right?

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 Wait, no, what does he see?

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 That's where he lives.

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 Oh, yeah.

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 It's the Stiltsville, which is just- Stiltsville.

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 So they go there.

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 It's the sort of village you think you'd see at the beach where you're going to get flooding but it's in the middle of the-

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 Obviously, yeah.

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 Then they have this whole scene with- So when he first picks up the kit, when he first picks up Dar, he's a baby.

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 When he kills it, which- And then if we flash forward, he's like probably 10, 11.

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 Not for long though.

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 Just for the one scene, 10, 11.

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 Do you pick the scene up?

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 The plot device.

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00:13:01,880 --> 00:13:06,880
 And yeah, this is totally, like, to figure out he's the beast master at this point.

220
00:13:06,880 --> 00:13:08,880
 But he sounded 11.

221
00:13:08,880 --> 00:13:13,880
 They're hanging out there like, they're like, I don't know, they're sparring or some shit.

222
00:13:13,880 --> 00:13:14,880
 I don't know what they were doing.

223
00:13:14,880 --> 00:13:16,880
 Yeah, they're like- Yeah, I think they were.

224
00:13:16,880 --> 00:13:17,880
 Like, really?

225
00:13:17,880 --> 00:13:19,880
 Nobody wears any clothes.

226
00:13:19,880 --> 00:13:20,880
 That's the problem with me.

227
00:13:20,880 --> 00:13:23,880
 Like, nobody wears- Everybody likes to show high thigh.

228
00:13:23,880 --> 00:13:25,880
 Like, it is on the side.

229
00:13:25,880 --> 00:13:28,880
 Even the 12-year-old is showing high thigh.

230
00:13:28,880 --> 00:13:29,880
 Yeah, that was weird.

231
00:13:29,880 --> 00:13:31,880
 It is so weird.

232
00:13:31,880 --> 00:13:36,880
 Like, it is- That's why I say it's written by like a 12-year-old flick.

233
00:13:36,880 --> 00:13:37,880
 Yeah.

234
00:13:37,880 --> 00:13:38,880
 It is.

235
00:13:38,880 --> 00:13:41,880
 You're like, they're all- Let's see their thigh.

236
00:13:41,880 --> 00:13:43,880
 It's so weird.

237
00:13:43,880 --> 00:13:45,880
 It is so weird.

238
00:13:45,880 --> 00:13:47,880
 Yeah, so that's the scene.

239
00:13:47,880 --> 00:13:51,880
 They're sparring and- And then the guy- The bear attacks the other guy.

240
00:13:51,880 --> 00:13:53,880
 The bear sucks the guy.

241
00:13:53,880 --> 00:13:55,880
 The bear disguises a bush.

242
00:13:55,880 --> 00:13:58,880
 It sucks the guy in and then throws him back in.

243
00:13:58,880 --> 00:14:00,880
 He throws him back in.

244
00:14:00,880 --> 00:14:02,880
 It was totally weird.

245
00:14:02,880 --> 00:14:04,880
 Yeah, it was really weird.

246
00:14:04,880 --> 00:14:06,880
 Yeah, and then he- And then- And then-

247
00:14:06,880 --> 00:14:07,880
 Darn?

248
00:14:07,880 --> 00:14:08,880
 Darn?

249
00:14:08,880 --> 00:14:09,880
 Darn?

250
00:14:09,880 --> 00:14:10,880
 It is adopted dad.

251
00:14:10,880 --> 00:14:11,880
 Well, Darn gets the bear to go away.

252
00:14:11,880 --> 00:14:12,880
 Wait, wait, wait, wait.

253
00:14:12,880 --> 00:14:15,880
 No, first they're like stumbling over each other.

254
00:14:15,880 --> 00:14:17,880
 Like, Darn and his adopted dad follow each other.

255
00:14:17,880 --> 00:14:18,880
 Right.

256
00:14:18,880 --> 00:14:20,880
 Which hurts the dad to where he can't move.

257
00:14:20,880 --> 00:14:21,880
 Right.

258
00:14:21,880 --> 00:14:22,880
 And then Darn is like, I got this dad.

259
00:14:22,880 --> 00:14:23,880
 He stands up.

260
00:14:23,880 --> 00:14:24,880
 The 12-year-old.

261
00:14:24,880 --> 00:14:26,880
 Who is the guy from-

262
00:14:26,880 --> 00:14:28,880
 It was so movie we were talking about.

263
00:14:28,880 --> 00:14:30,880
 It's- I think it's a-

264
00:14:30,880 --> 00:14:34,880
 Just one of the boys with the guy is- Or just one of the guys where he's the-

265
00:14:34,880 --> 00:14:37,880
 He's the- I'm not your brother who just likes to fuck everybody.

266
00:14:37,880 --> 00:14:38,880
 I think that's the same actor.

267
00:14:38,880 --> 00:14:39,880
 Okay.

268
00:14:39,880 --> 00:14:40,880
 But it's like ten years later.

269
00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:41,880
 But- Yeah.

270
00:14:41,880 --> 00:14:42,880
 That's irrelevant.

271
00:14:42,880 --> 00:14:44,880
 You guys- We can look up the web to that later.

272
00:14:44,880 --> 00:14:45,880
 Yeah, we can skip this part.

273
00:14:45,880 --> 00:14:46,880
 I'm pretty sure that's who it is.

274
00:14:46,880 --> 00:14:50,880
 And I wish I'd do the actor's name because I thought it was great in that movie.

275
00:14:50,880 --> 00:14:52,880
 And he's good in this one too for his little part.

276
00:14:52,880 --> 00:14:56,880
 It's three minutes for his first 36th.

277
00:14:56,880 --> 00:15:02,880
 But he looks at the bear and he just stands there and looks at the bear and the bear runs off.

278
00:15:02,880 --> 00:15:05,880
 But- But then the dad just assumes that he talked to the bear.

279
00:15:05,880 --> 00:15:06,880
 He talked to the bear.

280
00:15:06,880 --> 00:15:08,880
 Not that the bear just lost interest in like- Yeah.

281
00:15:08,880 --> 00:15:09,880
 Exactly.

282
00:15:09,880 --> 00:15:10,880
 I just killed that guy I'm good.

283
00:15:10,880 --> 00:15:11,880
 I'm gonna head out.

284
00:15:11,880 --> 00:15:12,880
 I am.

285
00:15:12,880 --> 00:15:14,880
 But you said what was the production wise?

286
00:15:14,880 --> 00:15:15,880
 What happened with the bear?

287
00:15:15,880 --> 00:15:18,880
 You said there was some weird- I think that was a man that I think.

288
00:15:18,880 --> 00:15:19,880
 Oh, the bear.

289
00:15:19,880 --> 00:15:20,880
 Yeah, the bear.

290
00:15:20,880 --> 00:15:21,880
 A circus bear?

291
00:15:21,880 --> 00:15:23,880
 The only bear performing in Hollywood at the time.

292
00:15:23,880 --> 00:15:29,880
 It was a Russian bear and the opening scene that they used the bear with.

293
00:15:29,880 --> 00:15:31,880
 It got loose and attacked its handler.

294
00:15:31,880 --> 00:15:35,880
 It's a picture word singer standing there.

295
00:15:35,880 --> 00:15:38,880
 And it's the thing where this like- He wasn't even the CD.

296
00:15:38,880 --> 00:15:40,880
 He was probably back in his trailer.

297
00:15:40,880 --> 00:15:41,880
 No.

298
00:15:41,880 --> 00:15:42,880
 He was probably back in his trailer.

299
00:15:42,880 --> 00:15:43,880
 No.

300
00:15:43,880 --> 00:15:44,880
 No.

301
00:15:44,880 --> 00:15:46,880
 But like no, the- Marc Sayers creased up this whole fucking movie.

302
00:15:46,880 --> 00:15:47,880
 Yeah.

303
00:15:47,880 --> 00:15:52,880
 Yeah, the bear attacked the handler and then they finally got the bear under control and got the handler to the hospital.

304
00:15:52,880 --> 00:15:55,880
 And then told Marc Sayer it was time for his scene.

305
00:15:55,880 --> 00:15:56,880
 But what scene?

306
00:15:56,880 --> 00:15:57,880
 I don't know.

307
00:15:57,880 --> 00:15:58,880
 He was the other scene.

308
00:15:58,880 --> 00:16:00,880
 Yeah, but it's like there's a bear mall.

309
00:16:00,880 --> 00:16:03,880
 And they're like, all right, let's get back to work people.

310
00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:04,880
 Time's a waste.

311
00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:09,880
 I feel like I feel like they probably murdered a bunch of animals on this movie.

312
00:16:09,880 --> 00:16:10,880
 Will they drown the fairy?

313
00:16:10,880 --> 00:16:12,880
 Well, we haven't got there yet.

314
00:16:12,880 --> 00:16:13,880
 It's like it's drowned.

315
00:16:13,880 --> 00:16:14,880
 Yes.

316
00:16:14,880 --> 00:16:16,880
 There is a quicksand scene in this movie, which-

317
00:16:16,880 --> 00:16:18,880
 I just learned something amazing.

318
00:16:18,880 --> 00:16:19,880
 That's kind of cool.

319
00:16:19,880 --> 00:16:20,880
 It's going to make Brad laugh.

320
00:16:20,880 --> 00:16:21,880
 Okay.

321
00:16:21,880 --> 00:16:22,880
 What is it?

322
00:16:22,880 --> 00:16:26,880
 It's going to be out of order for the people listening to the podcast, but-

323
00:16:26,880 --> 00:16:28,880
 Oh, wait till it's in order.

324
00:16:28,880 --> 00:16:30,880
 You're going to love it.

325
00:16:30,880 --> 00:16:31,880
 All right.

326
00:16:31,880 --> 00:16:32,880
 Let's wait.

327
00:16:32,880 --> 00:16:33,880
 Okay.

328
00:16:33,880 --> 00:16:34,880
 We're so moving along.

329
00:16:34,880 --> 00:16:43,880
 And all of a sudden after that bear scene, like I said, it's just weird to me that the bear leaves and the dad just is like, hey, you talk to that bear.

330
00:16:43,880 --> 00:16:44,880
 You have a gift.

331
00:16:44,880 --> 00:16:45,880
 Don't tell anyone.

332
00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:46,880
 Oh my god.

333
00:16:46,880 --> 00:16:47,880
 It's the Elsa thing.

334
00:16:47,880 --> 00:16:48,880
 Yeah.

335
00:16:48,880 --> 00:16:49,880
 What?

336
00:16:49,880 --> 00:16:50,880
 It's like Elsa.

337
00:16:50,880 --> 00:16:51,880
 Yeah, it is.

338
00:16:51,880 --> 00:16:52,880
 It's really.

339
00:16:52,880 --> 00:16:53,880
 I love you, but-

340
00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:54,880
 Don't tell anyone.

341
00:16:54,880 --> 00:16:59,880
 It's like, don't tell anyone and go back to fucking farming.

342
00:16:59,880 --> 00:17:00,880
 Like I told you.

343
00:17:00,880 --> 00:17:01,880
 It's just like the next scene.

344
00:17:01,880 --> 00:17:03,880
 So it is totally-

345
00:17:03,880 --> 00:17:05,880
 It's really buffer farmer too.

346
00:17:05,880 --> 00:17:06,880
 Right.

347
00:17:06,880 --> 00:17:07,880
 I would say it is.

348
00:17:07,880 --> 00:17:09,880
 Well, they have to build those huts on still.

349
00:17:09,880 --> 00:17:11,880
 They have like the Flintstone weights off to the side.

350
00:17:11,880 --> 00:17:14,880
 Like we brought some sticks.

351
00:17:14,880 --> 00:17:16,880
 I mean, Mark Singer looks great in this.

352
00:17:16,880 --> 00:17:18,880
 He is fucking buff.

353
00:17:18,880 --> 00:17:19,880
 Wait, wait.

354
00:17:19,880 --> 00:17:21,880
 Figure out he was 35?

355
00:17:21,880 --> 00:17:22,880
 He is.

356
00:17:22,880 --> 00:17:23,880
 He's cut.

357
00:17:23,880 --> 00:17:24,880
 Like, I mean-

358
00:17:24,880 --> 00:17:25,880
 And it's not like over the top.

359
00:17:25,880 --> 00:17:27,880
 It's not like Schwarzenegger.

360
00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:29,880
 I mean, he's just-

361
00:17:29,880 --> 00:17:30,880
 But I mean, he's just-

362
00:17:30,880 --> 00:17:31,880
 Schwarzenegger's just big.

363
00:17:31,880 --> 00:17:32,880
 He's just-

364
00:17:32,880 --> 00:17:33,880
 He is just fit.

365
00:17:33,880 --> 00:17:34,880
 He's just really fit.

366
00:17:34,880 --> 00:17:35,880
 Yeah.

367
00:17:35,880 --> 00:17:37,880
 And, uh, and he-

368
00:17:37,880 --> 00:17:38,880
 I don't like-

369
00:17:38,880 --> 00:17:40,880
 I don't think anyone in this movie-

370
00:17:40,880 --> 00:17:42,880
 I want to say this for-

371
00:17:42,880 --> 00:17:44,880
 I don't think anyone acted poorly.

372
00:17:44,880 --> 00:17:45,880
 Like, I feel like it's all-

373
00:17:45,880 --> 00:17:46,880
 Yeah.

374
00:17:46,880 --> 00:17:47,880
 Well, acted.

375
00:17:47,880 --> 00:17:48,880
 I think Riptorn's great.

376
00:17:48,880 --> 00:17:49,880
 I think- Yeah.

377
00:17:49,880 --> 00:17:50,880
 Riptorn- Riptorn went with it.

378
00:17:50,880 --> 00:17:51,880
 I mean, it's-

379
00:17:51,880 --> 00:17:52,880
 Everybody's going.

380
00:17:52,880 --> 00:17:53,880
 It's over the top and can't be.

381
00:17:53,880 --> 00:17:54,880
 Yeah.

382
00:17:54,880 --> 00:17:55,880
 Not because it's bad acting.

383
00:17:55,880 --> 00:17:56,880
 Again, that's-

384
00:17:56,880 --> 00:17:57,880
 That's great.

385
00:17:57,880 --> 00:17:58,880
 It's what they-

386
00:17:58,880 --> 00:17:59,880
 They got what they got.

387
00:17:59,880 --> 00:18:00,880
 I think Riptorn had fun with it.

388
00:18:00,880 --> 00:18:01,880
 Yeah.

389
00:18:01,880 --> 00:18:02,880
 I'd love to find out.

390
00:18:02,880 --> 00:18:03,880
 You know what?

391
00:18:03,880 --> 00:18:04,880
 That movie was nuts.

392
00:18:04,880 --> 00:18:05,880
 But you know what?

393
00:18:05,880 --> 00:18:06,880
 I got pain.

394
00:18:06,880 --> 00:18:07,880
 I threw a baby in a fire.

395
00:18:07,880 --> 00:18:08,880
 It's like-

396
00:18:08,880 --> 00:18:10,880
 I got my cocaine in Jaws 4.

397
00:18:10,880 --> 00:18:11,880
 He's like, "I don't know.

398
00:18:11,880 --> 00:18:12,880
 I never watched it."

399
00:18:12,880 --> 00:18:13,880
 But it bought that house over there.

400
00:18:13,880 --> 00:18:14,880
 Yeah.

401
00:18:14,880 --> 00:18:15,880
 I feel like he's like-

402
00:18:15,880 --> 00:18:18,880
 That's so funny because that exact same thing you described is what-

403
00:18:18,880 --> 00:18:20,880
 Like the movie that I'm doing?

404
00:18:20,880 --> 00:18:21,880
 Like, my movie?

405
00:18:21,880 --> 00:18:22,880
 Same thing.

406
00:18:22,880 --> 00:18:23,880
 Like, the script was terrible.

407
00:18:23,880 --> 00:18:24,880
 And everybody just decided to just go-

408
00:18:24,880 --> 00:18:25,880
 Go bro.

409
00:18:25,880 --> 00:18:26,880
 Yeah.

410
00:18:26,880 --> 00:18:27,880
 I mean-

411
00:18:27,880 --> 00:18:28,880
 Alright.

412
00:18:28,880 --> 00:18:29,880
 So-

413
00:18:29,880 --> 00:18:30,880
 So we've gotten to-

414
00:18:30,880 --> 00:18:31,880
 We're trying to move along-

415
00:18:31,880 --> 00:18:33,880
 The sad plot we got there.

416
00:18:33,880 --> 00:18:34,880
 So-

417
00:18:34,880 --> 00:18:35,880
 That's true.

418
00:18:35,880 --> 00:18:36,880
 We're barely any of them.

419
00:18:36,880 --> 00:18:38,880
 We are barely any of them.

420
00:18:38,880 --> 00:18:39,880
 Okay.

421
00:18:39,880 --> 00:18:40,880
 So after the bear and after they decide that he-

422
00:18:40,880 --> 00:18:41,880
 So now-

423
00:18:41,880 --> 00:18:42,880
 So now-

424
00:18:42,880 --> 00:18:43,880
 We can talk.

425
00:18:43,880 --> 00:18:44,880
 Now it jumps ahead to-

426
00:18:44,880 --> 00:18:45,880
 Jumps ahead.

427
00:18:45,880 --> 00:18:46,880
 Mark Singer's full grain.

428
00:18:46,880 --> 00:18:47,880
 Full urine.

429
00:18:47,880 --> 00:18:48,880
 He's living in-

430
00:18:48,880 --> 00:18:49,880
 He's living in the stiltsville.

431
00:18:49,880 --> 00:18:50,880
 He's guys-

432
00:18:50,880 --> 00:18:55,880
 He's adopted dad who saved them from the gypsy who's going to take them out of the cow belly.

433
00:18:55,880 --> 00:18:56,880
 Everything's great.

434
00:18:56,880 --> 00:18:59,880
 This sounds so normal when I say it.

435
00:18:59,880 --> 00:19:00,880
 So he's like,

436
00:19:00,880 --> 00:19:01,880
 "Alright.

437
00:19:01,880 --> 00:19:02,880
 Time to go off the farm."

438
00:19:02,880 --> 00:19:04,880
 And they're out there like raking hay.

439
00:19:04,880 --> 00:19:06,880
 I don't know what the fuck-

440
00:19:06,880 --> 00:19:07,880
 They weren't doing anything.

441
00:19:07,880 --> 00:19:08,880
 No, they-

442
00:19:08,880 --> 00:19:09,880
 No, they-

443
00:19:09,880 --> 00:19:10,880
 They were movie farming.

444
00:19:10,880 --> 00:19:11,880
 They were movie farming.

445
00:19:11,880 --> 00:19:12,880
 They were-

446
00:19:12,880 --> 00:19:14,880
 They were in a field with the-

447
00:19:14,880 --> 00:19:15,880
 He had a hoe.

448
00:19:15,880 --> 00:19:17,880
 He was out there pulling hay out of-

449
00:19:17,880 --> 00:19:18,880
 That's right.

450
00:19:18,880 --> 00:19:19,880
 He was like a special hoe.

451
00:19:19,880 --> 00:19:20,880
 His dad gave him like a special hoe.

452
00:19:20,880 --> 00:19:21,880
 So they're all fair.

453
00:19:21,880 --> 00:19:22,880
 And uh-

454
00:19:22,880 --> 00:19:23,880
 Everything's good.

455
00:19:23,880 --> 00:19:24,880
 Everything's good.

456
00:19:24,880 --> 00:19:25,880
 Everything's working around.

457
00:19:25,880 --> 00:19:26,880
 And the dogs-

458
00:19:26,880 --> 00:19:27,880
 And the dogs-

459
00:19:27,880 --> 00:19:28,880
 And the dogs-

460
00:19:28,880 --> 00:19:29,880
 And the dogs-

461
00:19:29,880 --> 00:19:30,880
 And the dog-

462
00:19:30,880 --> 00:19:31,880
 The dog-

463
00:19:31,880 --> 00:19:32,880
 Like he hoes up a stick.

464
00:19:32,880 --> 00:19:33,880
 And he throws it.

465
00:19:33,880 --> 00:19:34,880
 He's playing with his dog.

466
00:19:34,880 --> 00:19:35,880
 Right.

467
00:19:35,880 --> 00:19:36,880
 He's playing with his dog.

468
00:19:36,880 --> 00:19:37,880
 And he throws up a stick.

469
00:19:37,880 --> 00:19:38,880
 And then the dogs-

470
00:19:38,880 --> 00:19:40,880
 Starts barking out of the top of the hill.

471
00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:41,880
 And then-

472
00:19:41,880 --> 00:19:42,880
 We were the best-

473
00:19:42,880 --> 00:19:43,880
 We were the best-

474
00:19:43,880 --> 00:19:44,880
 And then they look over there.

475
00:19:44,880 --> 00:19:46,880
 And they walk over the top of the hill.

476
00:19:46,880 --> 00:19:47,880
 And there is like this-

477
00:19:47,880 --> 00:19:48,880
 Glowing-

478
00:19:48,880 --> 00:19:49,880
 Glowing-

479
00:19:49,880 --> 00:19:50,880
 The green-

480
00:19:50,880 --> 00:19:51,880
 The green cloud that's like-

481
00:19:51,880 --> 00:19:52,880
 Because actually it wasn't green.

482
00:19:52,880 --> 00:19:53,880
 I don't know.

483
00:19:53,880 --> 00:19:54,880
 I'm a color blind.

484
00:19:54,880 --> 00:19:55,880
 I know.

485
00:19:55,880 --> 00:19:56,880
 I know.

486
00:19:56,880 --> 00:19:57,880
 I know.

487
00:19:57,880 --> 00:19:58,880
 I'm sorry.

488
00:19:58,880 --> 00:19:59,880
 For the viewers at home.

489
00:19:59,880 --> 00:20:00,880
 I will-

490
00:20:00,880 --> 00:20:01,880
 I-

491
00:20:01,880 --> 00:20:02,880
 Oh yeah.

492
00:20:02,880 --> 00:20:03,880
 This is a visual.

493
00:20:03,880 --> 00:20:04,880
 Yeah.

494
00:20:04,880 --> 00:20:05,880
 This is a visual podcast.

495
00:20:05,880 --> 00:20:06,880
 We need a benefit.

496
00:20:06,880 --> 00:20:07,880
 We are gonna-

497
00:20:07,880 --> 00:20:08,880
 For your benefit,

498
00:20:08,880 --> 00:20:12,880
 I will let you know that Brock and I are both color blind.

499
00:20:12,880 --> 00:20:14,880
 So when we get the colors wrong, fuck off.

500
00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:16,880
 That's almost right right now.

501
00:20:16,880 --> 00:20:18,880
 And we'll get teased.

502
00:20:18,880 --> 00:20:19,880
 It was red.

503
00:20:19,880 --> 00:20:20,880
 It was red.

504
00:20:20,880 --> 00:20:21,880
 Sure.

505
00:20:21,880 --> 00:20:22,880
 We get teased.

506
00:20:22,880 --> 00:20:23,880
 I don't care.

507
00:20:23,880 --> 00:20:24,880
 We don't care.

508
00:20:24,880 --> 00:20:26,880
 You can make fun of our handicap all you want.

509
00:20:26,880 --> 00:20:27,880
 If I was in a wheelchair,

510
00:20:27,880 --> 00:20:29,880
 you're gonna make fun of me because I can't walk the stairs.

511
00:20:29,880 --> 00:20:30,880
 Sure.

512
00:20:30,880 --> 00:20:31,880
 Do that.

513
00:20:31,880 --> 00:20:32,880
 It's all good.

514
00:20:32,880 --> 00:20:35,880
 You can make fun of us all.

515
00:20:35,880 --> 00:20:38,880
 My point is I'm gonna get colors wrong a lot.

516
00:20:38,880 --> 00:20:40,880
 I'm gonna be here to fix it.

517
00:20:40,880 --> 00:20:41,880
 And that's what's-

518
00:20:41,880 --> 00:20:42,880
 That's why I'm here.

519
00:20:42,880 --> 00:20:43,880
 Or it'll be,

520
00:20:43,880 --> 00:20:44,880
 you won't be able to see it,

521
00:20:44,880 --> 00:20:45,880
 but it'll be.

522
00:20:45,880 --> 00:20:46,880
 It was that, and we'll just point to Amanda.

523
00:20:46,880 --> 00:20:47,880
 That'll be like that.

524
00:20:47,880 --> 00:20:48,880
 That'll be like that.

525
00:20:48,880 --> 00:20:49,880
 That'll be like that.

526
00:20:49,880 --> 00:20:50,880
 Yeah.

527
00:20:50,880 --> 00:20:51,880
 What you said.

528
00:20:51,880 --> 00:20:52,880
 Yeah.

529
00:20:52,880 --> 00:20:53,880
 What you said.

530
00:20:53,880 --> 00:20:54,880
 So we'll just go with that.

531
00:20:54,880 --> 00:20:55,880
 But we'll get colors along.

532
00:20:55,880 --> 00:20:56,880
 We're wrong a lot.

533
00:20:56,880 --> 00:20:58,880
 So that's the way it's gonna work.

534
00:20:58,880 --> 00:21:02,880
 And these are the bad colors.

535
00:21:02,880 --> 00:21:03,880
 John.

536
00:21:03,880 --> 00:21:04,880
 John.

537
00:21:04,880 --> 00:21:05,880
 John.

538
00:21:05,880 --> 00:21:06,880
 Okay.

539
00:21:06,880 --> 00:21:07,880
 So they're coming in.

540
00:21:07,880 --> 00:21:09,880
 And they're coming in sitsville.

541
00:21:09,880 --> 00:21:13,880
 And still still still still still still.

542
00:21:13,880 --> 00:21:14,880
 I know.

543
00:21:14,880 --> 00:21:17,880
 But so they're coming in and.

544
00:21:17,880 --> 00:21:21,880
 Like how they're like a mile away from the farm.

545
00:21:21,880 --> 00:21:23,880
 Like the farming is like up on this hill like.

546
00:21:23,880 --> 00:21:24,880
 I don't know.

547
00:21:24,880 --> 00:21:27,880
 All the farmers run back to get weapons to fight the horde.

548
00:21:27,880 --> 00:21:28,880
 But then like two hours.

549
00:21:28,880 --> 00:21:29,880
 They are.

550
00:21:29,880 --> 00:21:31,880
 They are like 40 minutes late.

551
00:21:31,880 --> 00:21:32,880
 Yeah.

552
00:21:32,880 --> 00:21:33,880
 It's like running running running.

553
00:21:33,880 --> 00:21:34,880
 And they get there.

554
00:21:34,880 --> 00:21:35,880
 Yeah.

555
00:21:35,880 --> 00:21:36,880
 They're running.

556
00:21:36,880 --> 00:21:37,880
 It's a lot of running scenes.

557
00:21:37,880 --> 00:21:39,880
 A lot of just straight around the camera.

558
00:21:39,880 --> 00:21:40,880
 Like.

559
00:21:40,880 --> 00:21:41,880
 It's like muddy Python.

560
00:21:41,880 --> 00:21:42,880
 It's like it's the.

561
00:21:42,880 --> 00:21:43,880
 It is.

562
00:21:43,880 --> 00:21:44,880
 It is.

563
00:21:44,880 --> 00:21:45,880
 Lancelot.

564
00:21:45,880 --> 00:21:46,880
 It's like.

565
00:21:46,880 --> 00:21:47,880
 It's like.

566
00:21:47,880 --> 00:21:48,880
 It's like.

567
00:21:48,880 --> 00:21:49,880
 Yeah.

568
00:21:49,880 --> 00:21:50,880
 It is.

569
00:21:50,880 --> 00:21:51,880
 It is.

570
00:21:51,880 --> 00:21:52,880
 It is.

571
00:21:52,880 --> 00:21:53,880
 It's like.

572
00:21:53,880 --> 00:21:54,880
 It's a lot like that.

573
00:21:54,880 --> 00:21:55,880
 But.

574
00:21:55,880 --> 00:21:57,880
 But.

575
00:21:57,880 --> 00:21:58,880
 So the.

576
00:21:58,880 --> 00:21:59,880
 So the horde comes.

577
00:21:59,880 --> 00:22:00,880
 No.

578
00:22:00,880 --> 00:22:01,880
 So they.

579
00:22:01,880 --> 00:22:02,880
 Yeah.

580
00:22:02,880 --> 00:22:03,880
 And then the farmers have all run back.

581
00:22:03,880 --> 00:22:04,880
 No, the.

582
00:22:04,880 --> 00:22:05,880
 They get back there.

583
00:22:05,880 --> 00:22:06,880
 But they're late.

584
00:22:06,880 --> 00:22:07,880
 The dad.

585
00:22:07,880 --> 00:22:08,880
 The dad.

586
00:22:08,880 --> 00:22:09,880
 Yeah.

587
00:22:09,880 --> 00:22:10,880
 The dad.

588
00:22:10,880 --> 00:22:11,880
 The dad.

589
00:22:11,880 --> 00:22:12,880
 The dad.

590
00:22:12,880 --> 00:22:13,880
 The dad.

591
00:22:13,880 --> 00:22:14,880
 The adopted dad.

592
00:22:14,880 --> 00:22:15,880
 I don't see.

593
00:22:15,880 --> 00:22:17,880
 Paul Revere's his name.

594
00:22:17,880 --> 00:22:18,880
 Hold on.

595
00:22:18,880 --> 00:22:19,880
 I don't know.

596
00:22:19,880 --> 00:22:20,880
 I don't think he has it.

597
00:22:20,880 --> 00:22:21,880
 I don't.

598
00:22:21,880 --> 00:22:22,880
 I never heard.

599
00:22:22,880 --> 00:22:25,880
 I mean, I see this video like 30 times.

600
00:22:25,880 --> 00:22:26,880
 I don't know the guy's name.

601
00:22:26,880 --> 00:22:28,880
 His name in the cast is DARS father.

602
00:22:28,880 --> 00:22:29,880
 DARS father.

603
00:22:29,880 --> 00:22:30,880
 Yes.

604
00:22:30,880 --> 00:22:32,880
 Well, he's not though.

605
00:22:32,880 --> 00:22:33,880
 He's not really DARS father.

606
00:22:33,880 --> 00:22:35,880
 Well, he's the important last one.

607
00:22:35,880 --> 00:22:37,880
 He's not DARS father.

608
00:22:37,880 --> 00:22:38,880
 He's DARS adopted father.

609
00:22:38,880 --> 00:22:40,880
 I mean, I'm going to take a little.

610
00:22:40,880 --> 00:22:41,880
 Is that IMDB?

611
00:22:41,880 --> 00:22:42,880
 No, this is Wikipedia.

612
00:22:42,880 --> 00:22:44,880
 Oh, don't fucking trust Wikipedia.

613
00:22:44,880 --> 00:22:45,880
 We're.

614
00:22:45,880 --> 00:22:46,880
 IMDB.

615
00:22:46,880 --> 00:22:48,880
 DARS father.

616
00:22:48,880 --> 00:22:53,880
 I don't know.

617
00:22:53,880 --> 00:22:54,880
 Get it.

618
00:22:54,880 --> 00:22:55,880
 Get it.

619
00:22:55,880 --> 00:22:58,880
 Give him a real master.

620
00:22:58,880 --> 00:22:59,880
 All right.

621
00:22:59,880 --> 00:23:00,880
 But it's like stormy.

622
00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:01,880
 This is great.

623
00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:03,880
 This is great podcast and we're going to.

624
00:23:03,880 --> 00:23:05,880
 We're going to listen to Brock.

625
00:23:05,880 --> 00:23:06,880
 Click.

626
00:23:06,880 --> 00:23:07,880
 Click type.

627
00:23:07,880 --> 00:23:08,880
 Yeah.

628
00:23:08,880 --> 00:23:09,880
 Well, we're doing that.

629
00:23:09,880 --> 00:23:12,880
 So, so DARS adopted father runs out to defense.

630
00:23:12,880 --> 00:23:13,880
 Sorry.

631
00:23:13,880 --> 00:23:14,880
 In Internet movie database.

632
00:23:14,880 --> 00:23:15,880
 He's young DARS father.

633
00:23:15,880 --> 00:23:18,880
 So young DARS father.

634
00:23:18,880 --> 00:23:19,880
 So the.

635
00:23:19,880 --> 00:23:20,880
 What do they call John?

636
00:23:20,880 --> 00:23:21,880
 The John?

637
00:23:21,880 --> 00:23:22,880
 Yeah, it's.

638
00:23:22,880 --> 00:23:23,880
 It's the John.

639
00:23:23,880 --> 00:23:24,880
 Or the John.

640
00:23:24,880 --> 00:23:25,880
 Or.

641
00:23:25,880 --> 00:23:26,880
 Okay.

642
00:23:26,880 --> 00:23:29,880
 So John Horner is coming towards the village and he is.

643
00:23:29,880 --> 00:23:33,880
 He's like sitting there and he's like he throws down his melon.

644
00:23:33,880 --> 00:23:34,880
 Whatever the fuck he's eating.

645
00:23:34,880 --> 00:23:35,880
 He throws it down.

646
00:23:35,880 --> 00:23:36,880
 What's the cop?

647
00:23:36,880 --> 00:23:37,880
 What?

648
00:23:37,880 --> 00:23:38,880
 Yeah, I don't know.

649
00:23:38,880 --> 00:23:39,880
 Whatever.

650
00:23:39,880 --> 00:23:40,880
 I'm going to.

651
00:23:40,880 --> 00:23:41,880
 Savantix here.

652
00:23:41,880 --> 00:23:42,880
 He throws down something.

653
00:23:42,880 --> 00:23:46,880
 And then he turns to or they're coming towards the gate of the community.

654
00:23:46,880 --> 00:23:51,880
 He pulls the sword out and he twists at the sand and draws a line of sand.

655
00:23:51,880 --> 00:23:52,880
 And then they fucking just.

656
00:23:52,880 --> 00:23:53,880
 They just run him over.

657
00:23:53,880 --> 00:23:54,880
 They run him over.

658
00:23:54,880 --> 00:23:55,880
 He is worthless.

659
00:23:55,880 --> 00:23:56,880
 He is worthless.

660
00:23:56,880 --> 00:23:58,880
 I mean, they just slowed down.

661
00:23:58,880 --> 00:23:59,880
 Yeah.

662
00:23:59,880 --> 00:24:01,880
 I'll sacrifice myself so you can get away.

663
00:24:01,880 --> 00:24:04,880
 It was more like sort up to like cut one guy.

664
00:24:04,880 --> 00:24:05,880
 Like even try.

665
00:24:05,880 --> 00:24:06,880
 It was.

666
00:24:06,880 --> 00:24:07,880
 He drew his.

667
00:24:07,880 --> 00:24:08,880
 He drew.

668
00:24:08,880 --> 00:24:09,880
 They just talk.

669
00:24:09,880 --> 00:24:11,880
 So it's so pathetic.

670
00:24:11,880 --> 00:24:13,880
 It was a sad death.

671
00:24:13,880 --> 00:24:14,880
 It was sad death.

672
00:24:14,880 --> 00:24:17,880
 Well, then they kill basically everybody in the village.

673
00:24:17,880 --> 00:24:19,880
 Except for NAR because it's dog singing.

674
00:24:19,880 --> 00:24:20,880
 There's a booby shot.

675
00:24:20,880 --> 00:24:21,880
 That's right.

676
00:24:21,880 --> 00:24:23,880
 David Carradine's ex-wife.

677
00:24:23,880 --> 00:24:24,880
 What?

678
00:24:24,880 --> 00:24:26,880
 The top was chicken in the village.

679
00:24:26,880 --> 00:24:27,880
 It's David Carradine.

680
00:24:27,880 --> 00:24:29,880
 Where'd you find that?

681
00:24:29,880 --> 00:24:30,880
 Jesus Christ.

682
00:24:30,880 --> 00:24:32,880
 A man doing a research.

683
00:24:32,880 --> 00:24:34,880
 David Carradine?

684
00:24:34,880 --> 00:24:35,880
 Yeah.

685
00:24:35,880 --> 00:24:37,880
 Like blah blah blah.

686
00:24:37,880 --> 00:24:38,880
 What was it?

687
00:24:38,880 --> 00:24:41,880
 I don't even know what that is.

688
00:24:41,880 --> 00:24:43,880
 No, you're thinking David Caruso.

689
00:24:43,880 --> 00:24:44,880
 Oh, Caruso.

690
00:24:44,880 --> 00:24:47,880
 David Carradine's Kung Fu legend continues, right?

691
00:24:47,880 --> 00:24:48,880
 Oh yeah.

692
00:24:48,880 --> 00:24:49,880
 Wow.

693
00:24:49,880 --> 00:24:50,880
 I was wrong.

694
00:24:50,880 --> 00:24:51,880
 Wow.

695
00:24:51,880 --> 00:24:52,880
 That was really bad.

696
00:24:52,880 --> 00:24:54,880
 We can cut that out.

697
00:24:54,880 --> 00:24:55,880
 No.

698
00:24:55,880 --> 00:24:56,880
 I like it.

699
00:24:56,880 --> 00:24:57,880
 David Caruso's guy.

700
00:24:57,880 --> 00:24:58,880
 I don't know why it's better.

701
00:24:58,880 --> 00:24:59,880
 Buh-bye.

702
00:24:59,880 --> 00:25:00,880
 Ex-spouses.

703
00:25:00,880 --> 00:25:01,880
 David Caruso.

704
00:25:01,880 --> 00:25:04,880
 What was the point of her being here?

705
00:25:04,880 --> 00:25:05,880
 I have no idea.

706
00:25:05,880 --> 00:25:06,880
 I read that.

707
00:25:06,880 --> 00:25:08,880
 I just want to get my breasts on screen.

708
00:25:08,880 --> 00:25:10,880
 Her point was to get her boobies on the screen.

709
00:25:10,880 --> 00:25:11,880
 I guess.

710
00:25:11,880 --> 00:25:13,880
 It's such a weird, like, it's a...

711
00:25:13,880 --> 00:25:15,880
 It's a pointless shot.

712
00:25:15,880 --> 00:25:16,880
 It's a pointless shot.

713
00:25:16,880 --> 00:25:17,880
 It is such a pointless shot.

714
00:25:17,880 --> 00:25:18,880
 It is a pointless shot.

715
00:25:18,880 --> 00:25:19,880
 It is a pointless shot.

716
00:25:19,880 --> 00:25:20,880
 It is a...

717
00:25:20,880 --> 00:25:22,880
 It is a rapid pillaged steam.

718
00:25:22,880 --> 00:25:23,880
 Like, that's what's going on.

719
00:25:23,880 --> 00:25:25,880
 And they just rip her clothes off.

720
00:25:25,880 --> 00:25:26,880
 And she's running off.

721
00:25:26,880 --> 00:25:27,880
 And she's bouncing all over the place.

722
00:25:27,880 --> 00:25:28,880
 Yeah, it is.

723
00:25:28,880 --> 00:25:29,880
 It is such...

724
00:25:29,880 --> 00:25:30,880
 For APG, I still don't get that.

725
00:25:30,880 --> 00:25:31,880
 Yeah.

726
00:25:31,880 --> 00:25:32,880
 Like I said, '80s.

727
00:25:32,880 --> 00:25:33,880
 You have to...

728
00:25:33,880 --> 00:25:34,880
 I don't know.

729
00:25:34,880 --> 00:25:36,880
 No, I have to wonder if something like that was...

730
00:25:36,880 --> 00:25:39,880
 Like, they put it in just to see if they get away with it.

731
00:25:39,880 --> 00:25:40,880
 No.

732
00:25:40,880 --> 00:25:41,880
 I think...

733
00:25:41,880 --> 00:25:42,880
 I think APG was like...

734
00:25:42,880 --> 00:25:44,880
 They're like, "Yeah, you might be right."

735
00:25:44,880 --> 00:25:45,880
 I don't know.

736
00:25:45,880 --> 00:25:46,880
 Like, they put their stuff in...

737
00:25:46,880 --> 00:25:47,880
 Who knows what they...

738
00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:48,880
 It was so fast.

739
00:25:48,880 --> 00:25:49,880
 Who knows what they took out.

740
00:25:49,880 --> 00:25:50,880
 Yeah.

741
00:25:50,880 --> 00:25:51,880
 Yeah.

742
00:25:51,880 --> 00:25:52,880
 They probably took the sex scene out.

743
00:25:52,880 --> 00:25:53,880
 Every...

744
00:25:53,880 --> 00:25:55,880
 During the five-minute fight scene at the village,

745
00:25:55,880 --> 00:25:56,880
 every three seconds there was a boob shot.

746
00:25:56,880 --> 00:25:57,880
 And they're like, "All right, guys.

747
00:25:57,880 --> 00:25:58,880
 Take it down to one."

748
00:25:58,880 --> 00:25:59,880
 Take it down to one.

749
00:25:59,880 --> 00:26:00,880
 We'll give you one.

750
00:26:00,880 --> 00:26:01,880
 We'll give you one.

751
00:26:01,880 --> 00:26:02,880
 We'll give you one.

752
00:26:02,880 --> 00:26:03,880
 That's okay.

753
00:26:03,880 --> 00:26:06,580
 - Or did you find that 'cause I can't find anything about it.

754
00:26:06,580 --> 00:26:08,580
 - I thought I read the rest of the thing.

755
00:26:08,580 --> 00:26:10,620
 - So, Erga, keep moving on here though, but.

756
00:26:10,620 --> 00:26:13,980
 So, the Hun, what did they call it again?

757
00:26:13,980 --> 00:26:14,820
 - John.

758
00:26:14,820 --> 00:26:15,660
 - The John.

759
00:26:15,660 --> 00:26:16,500
 - John.

760
00:26:16,500 --> 00:26:17,340
 - John.

761
00:26:17,340 --> 00:26:18,180
 - John.

762
00:26:18,180 --> 00:26:19,020
 - John Hor.

763
00:26:19,020 --> 00:26:19,860
 - Or the John Hor.

764
00:26:19,860 --> 00:26:20,700
 - John Hor.

765
00:26:20,700 --> 00:26:24,140
 - So they're there, Beast Master comes running in

766
00:26:24,140 --> 00:26:27,640
 with his hoe, that's a.

767
00:26:27,640 --> 00:26:28,460
 - Farming in four.

768
00:26:28,460 --> 00:26:30,540
 - Farming in four, not his girlfriend.

769
00:26:30,540 --> 00:26:31,540
 - It seems later.

770
00:26:31,540 --> 00:26:34,980
 - Yeah, Tommy Roberts doesn't it, yeah.

771
00:26:34,980 --> 00:26:39,260
 And so, yeah, so then he gets knocked out,

772
00:26:39,260 --> 00:26:41,940
 like he's like staring down the bad guy.

773
00:26:41,940 --> 00:26:44,740
 - He does some fighting, but then he gets.

774
00:26:44,740 --> 00:26:45,980
 - He does some fighting, but he's totally staring

775
00:26:45,980 --> 00:26:48,060
 down the bad guy, and the bad guy's a staring him,

776
00:26:48,060 --> 00:26:50,120
 and the one of his underlings just comes up

777
00:26:50,120 --> 00:26:51,380
 and knocks him back in the head.

778
00:26:51,380 --> 00:26:52,220
 - Yeah.

779
00:26:52,220 --> 00:26:53,780
 - Which is kind of bushly, bushly.

780
00:26:53,780 --> 00:26:54,620
 - Yeah, and basically.

781
00:26:54,620 --> 00:26:55,540
 - Like fight him straight on.

782
00:26:55,540 --> 00:26:57,940
 - He would have been killed if not for his hero dog.

783
00:26:57,940 --> 00:26:59,780
 - His hero dog, who strikes him out.

784
00:26:59,780 --> 00:27:00,620
 - Yes.

785
00:27:00,620 --> 00:27:02,180
 - Like getting shot with the arrow.

786
00:27:02,180 --> 00:27:03,020
 - Yeah.

787
00:27:03,020 --> 00:27:03,860
 - And then everybody dies.

788
00:27:03,860 --> 00:27:05,700
 - And wow, then, but wait, wait, wait.

789
00:27:05,700 --> 00:27:08,380
 All of a sudden, all the houses on stilts

790
00:27:08,380 --> 00:27:09,860
 just start exploding.

791
00:27:09,860 --> 00:27:10,700
 - Oh, like exploding, yeah.

792
00:27:10,700 --> 00:27:11,540
 Well, whatever reason.

793
00:27:11,540 --> 00:27:13,780
 - I think they'd manufacture C4 in stiltsil.

794
00:27:13,780 --> 00:27:15,860
 And, you know, it's just.

795
00:27:15,860 --> 00:27:16,700
 - Is that what it was?

796
00:27:16,700 --> 00:27:17,540
 - That's why they had it up.

797
00:27:17,540 --> 00:27:19,380
 'Cause if you bumped into it, it'd be blow up.

798
00:27:19,380 --> 00:27:22,180
 - They were out there hoeing C and four.

799
00:27:22,180 --> 00:27:23,740
 - Yeah, yeah, they were in the C field,

800
00:27:23,740 --> 00:27:24,980
 and the four field they had to keep it on,

801
00:27:24,980 --> 00:27:26,020
 'cause otherwise it'd blow up.

802
00:27:26,020 --> 00:27:29,180
 I mean, this is basic stuff, guys, geez.

803
00:27:29,180 --> 00:27:30,620
 - Sorry.

804
00:27:30,620 --> 00:27:31,620
 - I'm not gonna read anything.

805
00:27:31,620 --> 00:27:33,380
 Come on, I think barely knows.

806
00:27:33,380 --> 00:27:36,140
 Read it, you're gonna put it, sorry.

807
00:27:36,140 --> 00:27:39,100
 - It says the first fully visible breasts in the film,

808
00:27:39,100 --> 00:27:40,780
 the woman running talk list from the horse

809
00:27:40,780 --> 00:27:42,780
 belonged to David Carradine's ex-wife.

810
00:27:42,780 --> 00:27:44,180
 - I don't think I'm good for her.

811
00:27:44,180 --> 00:27:45,020
 His ex-wife, like--

812
00:27:45,020 --> 00:27:46,700
 - Well, he has like five of them.

813
00:27:46,700 --> 00:27:49,860
 - Was it his ex-wife at the time?

814
00:27:49,860 --> 00:27:51,940
 - Oh, just doesn't mean it doesn't matter.

815
00:27:51,940 --> 00:27:52,780
 - Oh, really?

816
00:27:52,780 --> 00:27:54,340
 - Are we gonna dive this deeper than this?

817
00:27:54,340 --> 00:27:56,180
 - We can do research later.

818
00:27:56,180 --> 00:27:57,620
 - We'll put it in post.

819
00:27:57,620 --> 00:27:58,460
 - Yeah, we'll put it in post.

820
00:27:58,460 --> 00:27:59,460
 - We'll put it in post.

821
00:27:59,460 --> 00:28:01,660
 - We're still like in the first fifth of the movie.

822
00:28:01,660 --> 00:28:02,500
 - Oh, heavy, yeah.

823
00:28:02,500 --> 00:28:03,340
 - We were right in this.

824
00:28:03,340 --> 00:28:04,740
 - He hasn't even really started mastering these two.

825
00:28:04,740 --> 00:28:06,780
 - It is glow sticks.

826
00:28:06,780 --> 00:28:08,300
 - It is glow sticks.

827
00:28:08,300 --> 00:28:09,820
 They went full 80s.

828
00:28:09,820 --> 00:28:11,340
 - Totally glow sticks, though.

829
00:28:11,340 --> 00:28:14,780
 We knew that was glow sticks.

830
00:28:14,780 --> 00:28:15,620
 - All right, so.

831
00:28:15,620 --> 00:28:16,660
 - So, what's this?

832
00:28:16,660 --> 00:28:17,500
 Dar.

833
00:28:17,500 --> 00:28:18,780
 God, sorry to remember the name.

834
00:28:18,780 --> 00:28:19,620
 - Dar.

835
00:28:19,620 --> 00:28:21,460
 - It's a silver line.

836
00:28:21,460 --> 00:28:22,300
 - What else is it?

837
00:28:22,300 --> 00:28:23,820
 - Dar wakes up.

838
00:28:23,820 --> 00:28:24,660
 - Dar wakes up.

839
00:28:24,660 --> 00:28:25,660
 - The dog's dead, which is--

840
00:28:25,660 --> 00:28:28,260
 - The dog had dragged him out of the fire, right?

841
00:28:28,260 --> 00:28:29,260
 - And then died.

842
00:28:29,260 --> 00:28:30,100
 - And then died.

843
00:28:30,100 --> 00:28:32,060
 He got shot with the arrow.

844
00:28:32,060 --> 00:28:33,660
 - And then they apparently drug the dog

845
00:28:33,660 --> 00:28:34,860
 'cause he carries the dog back

846
00:28:34,860 --> 00:28:37,340
 and it either is a really good stuffed animal

847
00:28:37,340 --> 00:28:38,900
 or I mean, the tongue's hanging out.

848
00:28:38,900 --> 00:28:39,740
 - I don't know.

849
00:28:39,740 --> 00:28:40,580
 They drug that dog.

850
00:28:40,580 --> 00:28:43,740
 - And then he burned the fucking dog and his dad.

851
00:28:43,740 --> 00:28:44,820
 - And all the people.

852
00:28:44,820 --> 00:28:46,940
 - In the symbol, like the London Underground symbol, right?

853
00:28:46,940 --> 00:28:48,620
 - Yeah, it's a nose symbol.

854
00:28:48,620 --> 00:28:51,780
 - And then I guess--

855
00:28:51,780 --> 00:28:53,660
 - I guess it's not, yeah, it's a Londoner.

856
00:28:53,660 --> 00:28:54,500
 That's the good one.

857
00:28:54,500 --> 00:28:55,340
 - Yeah.

858
00:28:55,340 --> 00:28:56,180
 - And I guess at that point,

859
00:28:56,180 --> 00:28:59,860
 he just decides it's time to get revenge

860
00:28:59,860 --> 00:29:00,700
 'cause you don't really,

861
00:29:00,700 --> 00:29:03,540
 they don't really go into what his thought processes are.

862
00:29:03,540 --> 00:29:04,380
 - There's thought, no.

863
00:29:04,380 --> 00:29:06,460
 - There's no thought processes, no, there's no dialogue.

864
00:29:06,460 --> 00:29:07,380
 - There's no dialogue.

865
00:29:07,380 --> 00:29:09,780
 - Well, he goes out and he starts to train.

866
00:29:09,780 --> 00:29:10,780
 - He's gonna kill the hunt.

867
00:29:10,780 --> 00:29:12,780
 - It's time for Rocky 3, you know, get rid of him.

868
00:29:12,780 --> 00:29:15,580
 - The John or whatever they're called.

869
00:29:15,580 --> 00:29:16,420
 - John.

870
00:29:16,420 --> 00:29:18,820
 - The John, the John Hunt, whatever it is, whatever.

871
00:29:18,820 --> 00:29:20,060
 He's going to kill them.

872
00:29:20,060 --> 00:29:21,820
 That's his point, that's the whole point.

873
00:29:21,820 --> 00:29:22,660
 - Yeah.

874
00:29:22,660 --> 00:29:24,300
 - He doesn't give a shit about anybody else.

875
00:29:24,300 --> 00:29:25,460
 - That's true because at this point,

876
00:29:25,460 --> 00:29:28,260
 he doesn't know, he's got the branding.

877
00:29:28,260 --> 00:29:29,100
 - Except for him.

878
00:29:29,100 --> 00:29:29,940
 - He's gonna kill him.

879
00:29:29,940 --> 00:29:30,940
 - It looks like they branded a baby.

880
00:29:30,940 --> 00:29:31,780
 - Yeah.

881
00:29:31,780 --> 00:29:32,620
 - We skipped that.

882
00:29:32,620 --> 00:29:33,460
 - Well, anyway.

883
00:29:33,460 --> 00:29:34,300
 - Anyway.

884
00:29:34,300 --> 00:29:36,420
 - No, we talked about it, but yeah.

885
00:29:36,420 --> 00:29:37,540
 - His thing is the point.

886
00:29:37,540 --> 00:29:39,660
 He's got that fucking brand all this came the whole time.

887
00:29:39,660 --> 00:29:40,940
 He has no idea what that is.

888
00:29:40,940 --> 00:29:42,780
 And then he goes, oh, he even got there.

889
00:29:42,780 --> 00:29:43,620
 - Yeah.

890
00:29:43,620 --> 00:29:44,620
 - He ends up showing up at that place

891
00:29:44,620 --> 00:29:45,460
 that looks like that.

892
00:29:45,460 --> 00:29:47,980
 And he doesn't, he doesn't go like, huh, huh.

893
00:29:47,980 --> 00:29:48,820
 - Yeah.

894
00:29:48,820 --> 00:29:49,640
 (laughing)

895
00:29:49,640 --> 00:29:51,180
 - That looks a little further.

896
00:29:51,180 --> 00:29:52,860
 - Yeah, I mean, that's true.

897
00:29:52,860 --> 00:29:54,180
 That's like right at the end.

898
00:29:54,180 --> 00:29:55,020
 - Yeah.

899
00:29:55,020 --> 00:29:55,860
 - Yeah.

900
00:29:55,860 --> 00:29:56,680
 - Everybody else knows what it means.

901
00:29:56,680 --> 00:29:57,520
 - Yeah.

902
00:29:57,520 --> 00:29:58,860
 - What do you think?

903
00:29:58,860 --> 00:29:59,700
 What do you think?

904
00:29:59,700 --> 00:30:00,540
 What do you think?

905
00:30:00,540 --> 00:30:01,380
 - Yeah.

906
00:30:01,380 --> 00:30:02,220
 - Sorry.

907
00:30:02,220 --> 00:30:03,260
 - Yeah, so he goes and he starts to train

908
00:30:03,260 --> 00:30:07,780
 and he starts to hone his mastering of the beast skills.

909
00:30:07,780 --> 00:30:09,180
 - Oh, that's a fucking beautiful montage.

910
00:30:09,180 --> 00:30:10,020
 (laughing)

911
00:30:10,020 --> 00:30:11,980
 - So he gets the evil montage.

912
00:30:11,980 --> 00:30:14,300
 - The ferrets steal his shit, but he gets them

913
00:30:14,300 --> 00:30:17,820
 and nearly drowns in random quicksand, which.

914
00:30:17,820 --> 00:30:19,820
 - Which they actually did have a ferret fall

915
00:30:19,820 --> 00:30:22,500
 into the quicksand as submerged.

916
00:30:22,500 --> 00:30:23,340
 - Right.

917
00:30:23,340 --> 00:30:24,980
 But I'm thinking about where this was filmed.

918
00:30:24,980 --> 00:30:26,740
 - It was like a desert, right?

919
00:30:26,740 --> 00:30:27,580
 - Yeah.

920
00:30:27,580 --> 00:30:29,140
 - The quicksand, was that like a shout out

921
00:30:29,140 --> 00:30:32,940
 to like 50s Tarzan movies where like people just died

922
00:30:32,940 --> 00:30:34,780
 in quicksand all the time?

923
00:30:34,780 --> 00:30:36,100
 Or blazing sals?

924
00:30:36,100 --> 00:30:37,900
 - I think, you know, you.

925
00:30:37,900 --> 00:30:39,080
 - Go back to Melbourne.

926
00:30:39,080 --> 00:30:41,140
 - All right, this, do you guys,

927
00:30:41,140 --> 00:30:44,060
 are you guys over here of quicksand porn, right?

928
00:30:44,060 --> 00:30:44,900
 - No.

929
00:30:44,900 --> 00:30:47,500
 - I have because of a podcast and I can't remember

930
00:30:47,500 --> 00:30:48,340
 which one.

931
00:30:48,340 --> 00:30:49,180
 (beeping)

932
00:30:49,180 --> 00:30:50,020
 - What was it?

933
00:30:50,020 --> 00:30:50,860
 - Yeah.

934
00:30:50,860 --> 00:30:52,340
 - So quicksand porn is a thing.

935
00:30:52,340 --> 00:30:54,060
 - But isn't that kind of a recent phenomenon?

936
00:30:54,060 --> 00:30:57,540
 - No, it's back, it's back from then.

937
00:30:57,540 --> 00:30:58,900
 It's back of like the 50s.

938
00:30:58,900 --> 00:30:59,740
 - Really?

939
00:30:59,740 --> 00:31:01,060
 - Yeah, like the, when we get down,

940
00:31:01,060 --> 00:31:02,820
 the movies get all, people get all.

941
00:31:02,820 --> 00:31:03,660
 - All right.

942
00:31:03,660 --> 00:31:04,500
 - Are you serious?

943
00:31:04,500 --> 00:31:05,340
 - Yeah, I'm totally serious.

944
00:31:05,340 --> 00:31:06,180
 It's a thing.

945
00:31:06,180 --> 00:31:07,260
 - Rule 34, babe.

946
00:31:07,260 --> 00:31:08,100
 - It is.

947
00:31:08,100 --> 00:31:08,940
 - 'Cause of the word.

948
00:31:08,940 --> 00:31:09,780
 - All right.

949
00:31:09,780 --> 00:31:10,620
 - This is what I saw on it.

950
00:31:10,620 --> 00:31:12,220
 So I thought for sure like that,

951
00:31:12,220 --> 00:31:13,780
 like that scene in that movie,

952
00:31:13,780 --> 00:31:15,700
 'cause it's from the eight, that was total.

953
00:31:15,700 --> 00:31:17,020
 Wait.

954
00:31:17,020 --> 00:31:17,860
 - But there wasn't a chick,

955
00:31:17,860 --> 00:31:19,260
 it was a dude, in a ferret.

956
00:31:19,260 --> 00:31:21,060
 - Well, I mean, I don't,

957
00:31:21,060 --> 00:31:21,900
 I mean, whatever.

958
00:31:21,900 --> 00:31:23,100
 - It didn't do anything for me.

959
00:31:23,100 --> 00:31:25,700
 - I just have to wonder if, you know,

960
00:31:25,700 --> 00:31:26,940
 the guy, 'cause.

961
00:31:26,940 --> 00:31:29,140
 - But that kind of quicksand's not a real thing, right?

962
00:31:29,140 --> 00:31:29,980
 - No.

963
00:31:29,980 --> 00:31:30,820
 - There's not a real thing.

964
00:31:30,820 --> 00:31:33,940
 - It's hard to sink, like, past your waist and quicksand.

965
00:31:33,940 --> 00:31:35,100
 - There's not a real thing where like,

966
00:31:35,100 --> 00:31:36,420
 I'm gonna see, yeah, exactly.

967
00:31:36,420 --> 00:31:37,940
 He's in there and he's like,

968
00:31:37,940 --> 00:31:39,420
 going down to his head, and he's up.

969
00:31:39,420 --> 00:31:40,260
 - Real fast.

970
00:31:40,260 --> 00:31:41,100
 - Yeah.

971
00:31:41,100 --> 00:31:41,940
 - Well, that's the thing.

972
00:31:41,940 --> 00:31:43,420
 - If you'd totally drown that ferret.

973
00:31:43,420 --> 00:31:44,260
 - I know.

974
00:31:44,260 --> 00:31:46,860
 - If you grew up watching like old Tarzan movies

975
00:31:46,860 --> 00:31:49,260
 and Bugs Bunny, you would've thought

976
00:31:49,260 --> 00:31:52,100
 that quicksand was something that you're gonna experience

977
00:31:52,100 --> 00:31:53,280
 in your everyday life.

978
00:31:53,280 --> 00:31:54,340
 You gotta look out for it.

979
00:31:54,340 --> 00:31:55,180
 - It's a real problem.

980
00:31:55,180 --> 00:31:56,020
 - 'Cause you're gonna run it.

981
00:31:56,020 --> 00:31:56,860
 - It's out there somewhere.

982
00:31:56,860 --> 00:31:57,700
 - It's out there.

983
00:31:57,700 --> 00:31:58,540
 - And you're gonna hit it,

984
00:31:58,540 --> 00:31:59,380
 and if there's not a vine nearby.

985
00:31:59,380 --> 00:32:00,220
 - I swear you can cross the vine and slip.

986
00:32:00,220 --> 00:32:01,940
 - If there's not a vine, you're dead.

987
00:32:01,940 --> 00:32:04,020
 And it really, it's just not a thing.

988
00:32:04,020 --> 00:32:06,700
 - I don't know.

989
00:32:06,700 --> 00:32:07,700
 I don't know.

990
00:32:07,700 --> 00:32:08,820
 - Not to that extent.

991
00:32:08,820 --> 00:32:11,460
 - I feel like there might be, like, somewhere,

992
00:32:11,460 --> 00:32:12,300
 there is that.

993
00:32:12,300 --> 00:32:13,780
 - No, maybe.

994
00:32:13,780 --> 00:32:15,380
 - I'm saying there, I'm saying.

995
00:32:15,380 --> 00:32:17,620
 I think there's somewhere, is that, but not today.

996
00:32:17,620 --> 00:32:20,580
 Like, it's not as prolific as we think.

997
00:32:20,580 --> 00:32:22,620
 Like, yeah, you're right.

998
00:32:22,620 --> 00:32:26,620
 Every jungle, everywhere, like,

999
00:32:26,620 --> 00:32:30,700
 it's not fucking Utah where they film this.

1000
00:32:30,700 --> 00:32:32,380
 - It's in Utah, Northern California.

1001
00:32:32,380 --> 00:32:33,540
 - It's not in Utah.

1002
00:32:33,540 --> 00:32:34,380
 There's no quicksand.

1003
00:32:34,380 --> 00:32:35,220
 - It was just, I just found,

1004
00:32:35,220 --> 00:32:36,900
 it was like a really weird plot device.

1005
00:32:36,900 --> 00:32:38,900
 Like, the ferrets steal his stuff.

1006
00:32:38,900 --> 00:32:40,060
 He goes chasing after them.

1007
00:32:40,060 --> 00:32:42,860
 The scenery changes a few times while he's chasing them.

1008
00:32:42,860 --> 00:32:44,060
 Different types of bushes.

1009
00:32:44,060 --> 00:32:47,100
 And then he just randomly falls down a hill into quicksand

1010
00:32:47,100 --> 00:32:49,740
 and commands them to save.

1011
00:32:49,740 --> 00:32:53,380
 But, I mean, he could have just been, like, stop.

1012
00:32:53,380 --> 00:32:55,340
 I'm the Beast Master.

1013
00:32:55,340 --> 00:32:57,300
 Stop running away with my shit.

1014
00:32:57,300 --> 00:32:59,260
 Okay, well, I mean, the quicksand.

1015
00:32:59,260 --> 00:33:01,700
 Again, what kind of movie is this?

1016
00:33:01,700 --> 00:33:04,700
 This is a campy fantasy movie.

1017
00:33:04,700 --> 00:33:07,460
 It does make some sense that they would throw in quicksand

1018
00:33:07,460 --> 00:33:09,380
 because it's just so ridiculous.

1019
00:33:09,380 --> 00:33:11,060
 - All right, I'll give it up.

1020
00:33:11,060 --> 00:33:12,700
 - But anyway, so he's honing his skills.

1021
00:33:12,700 --> 00:33:13,540
 - So I knew it.

1022
00:33:13,540 --> 00:33:14,380
 - He saves the tiger.

1023
00:33:14,380 --> 00:33:15,900
 - There's the still, there's the thing called quicksand

1024
00:33:15,900 --> 00:33:17,860
 for which is so fucks with me.

1025
00:33:17,860 --> 00:33:18,940
 - Yeah, it is weird.

1026
00:33:18,940 --> 00:33:22,060
 So, then he saves the tiger.

1027
00:33:22,060 --> 00:33:23,900
 So now he's got his crew.

1028
00:33:23,900 --> 00:33:25,100
 - Wait, wait, wait.

1029
00:33:25,100 --> 00:33:28,980
 No, first, he saved, okay, he got saved by the ferrets

1030
00:33:28,980 --> 00:33:29,820
 in the quicksand.

1031
00:33:29,820 --> 00:33:30,660
 - Right.

1032
00:33:30,660 --> 00:33:33,380
 - And then he sees the eagle sees the tiger

1033
00:33:33,380 --> 00:33:34,220
 and then he has to go there.

1034
00:33:34,220 --> 00:33:35,940
 - I thought he saw through the tiger's eyes.

1035
00:33:35,940 --> 00:33:36,940
 - No, he was being chased.

1036
00:33:36,940 --> 00:33:38,700
 - No, the eagle was the one.

1037
00:33:38,700 --> 00:33:39,540
 - Oh, okay.

1038
00:33:39,540 --> 00:33:40,380
 - The eagle wasn't what he saw.

1039
00:33:40,380 --> 00:33:41,220
 - That doesn't matter.

1040
00:33:41,220 --> 00:33:42,060
 It doesn't matter.

1041
00:33:42,060 --> 00:33:44,780
 Anyway, he saves the tiger that's all black,

1042
00:33:44,780 --> 00:33:46,180
 that they had to nair.

1043
00:33:46,180 --> 00:33:47,020
 They used fucking--

1044
00:33:47,020 --> 00:33:47,940
 - Lady Claro.

1045
00:33:47,940 --> 00:33:49,900
 - Lady Claro, that's what it was.

1046
00:33:49,900 --> 00:33:50,740
 - That's what it was.

1047
00:33:50,740 --> 00:33:52,020
 - He keeps licking it off the front.

1048
00:33:52,020 --> 00:33:56,100
 - They fucking died the tiger black.

1049
00:33:56,100 --> 00:33:58,340
 - I don't think the restrictions for animals

1050
00:33:58,340 --> 00:33:59,700
 and films were anywhere near--

1051
00:33:59,700 --> 00:34:00,540
 - No, of course not.

1052
00:34:00,540 --> 00:34:02,980
 - 'Cause they drowned that ferret.

1053
00:34:02,980 --> 00:34:04,500
 - They drowned the ferret.

1054
00:34:04,500 --> 00:34:07,820
 - They're painting the tiger that are dropping the eagle

1055
00:34:07,820 --> 00:34:11,380
 at a hot air balloons, 'cause the damn thing won't fly.

1056
00:34:11,380 --> 00:34:13,780
 I mean, it's just like, yeah, wait, what?

1057
00:34:13,780 --> 00:34:14,620
 - Yeah.

1058
00:34:14,620 --> 00:34:15,460
 - We haven't said that.

1059
00:34:15,460 --> 00:34:16,300
 - That's true.

1060
00:34:16,300 --> 00:34:17,140
 - We've talked about it before, but--

1061
00:34:17,140 --> 00:34:18,740
 - They drop, say it again.

1062
00:34:18,740 --> 00:34:21,620
 - The bird, the eagle, wouldn't fly on command,

1063
00:34:21,620 --> 00:34:24,100
 and so in order to get the shots of the bird--

1064
00:34:24,100 --> 00:34:25,780
 - The majestic swine shot.

1065
00:34:25,780 --> 00:34:28,020
 - They had a hot air balloon with a trap door,

1066
00:34:28,020 --> 00:34:30,620
 and they dropped the bird out of it to make it fly.

1067
00:34:30,620 --> 00:34:32,300
 - See, I think that should've been a movie.

1068
00:34:32,300 --> 00:34:33,140
 - What?

1069
00:34:33,140 --> 00:34:33,980
 - That would've been great.

1070
00:34:33,980 --> 00:34:35,300
 - Although this website actually says

1071
00:34:35,300 --> 00:34:36,940
 it was helium balloons.

1072
00:34:36,940 --> 00:34:38,700
 - Wait, what was that about?

1073
00:34:38,700 --> 00:34:40,140
 - So what if I got, like, blow darts

1074
00:34:40,140 --> 00:34:42,900
 and they're like, all right, pop the balloon for the fly.

1075
00:34:42,900 --> 00:34:45,980
 It doesn't matter, they took the bird up.

1076
00:34:45,980 --> 00:34:49,580
 Like, the bird was like, fucking, I don't want this again.

1077
00:34:49,580 --> 00:34:51,060
 - When the cage was high enough.

1078
00:34:51,060 --> 00:34:51,900
 - Right.

1079
00:34:51,900 --> 00:34:53,980
 - They opened the trap door, and the bird had to fly.

1080
00:34:53,980 --> 00:34:55,380
 - Yeah.

1081
00:34:55,380 --> 00:34:59,540
 - So he owns the skills, and then--

1082
00:34:59,540 --> 00:35:02,260
 - I'm back to, this movie does not hold up.

1083
00:35:02,260 --> 00:35:05,060
 - Well, no, I think the more I turn it down--

1084
00:35:05,060 --> 00:35:07,660
 - I think we already just turn it right.

1085
00:35:07,660 --> 00:35:09,540
 I'm calling it early, yeah, okay.

1086
00:35:09,540 --> 00:35:10,940
 I'm calling it early, but--

1087
00:35:10,940 --> 00:35:12,340
 - I mean, see, my thing is, is like,

1088
00:35:12,340 --> 00:35:15,220
 if I remember it being this masterpiece of cinema

1089
00:35:15,220 --> 00:35:17,780
 that was hardly underappreciated and nobody else got it,

1090
00:35:17,780 --> 00:35:20,060
 and then I just rewatched it, I'd be like, yeah, it doesn't.

1091
00:35:20,060 --> 00:35:21,940
 - No, I remember it being a good movie

1092
00:35:21,940 --> 00:35:23,580
 that had boobies in it.

1093
00:35:23,580 --> 00:35:25,460
 - And you're still on them.

1094
00:35:25,460 --> 00:35:29,260
 - I'm sorry, that's, I was like a 10-year-old boy

1095
00:35:29,260 --> 00:35:31,340
 when I first saw it, I mean, that's what I remember,

1096
00:35:31,340 --> 00:35:36,340
 I was like, and Tanya Roberts, she is still a,

1097
00:35:36,340 --> 00:35:39,380
 she's very pretty.

1098
00:35:39,380 --> 00:35:41,700
 She's like, so it was still like that.

1099
00:35:41,700 --> 00:35:42,980
 That's what I remember it as.

1100
00:35:42,980 --> 00:35:47,520
 And I'm not, and I still see it as that, so,

1101
00:35:47,520 --> 00:35:51,220
 but it's, it was, I thought it was such a good,

1102
00:35:51,220 --> 00:35:54,340
 like the plot was good on that, but now I watch it now

1103
00:35:54,340 --> 00:35:55,180
 and it's like--

1104
00:35:55,180 --> 00:35:56,820
 - There were budget limitations.

1105
00:35:56,820 --> 00:36:00,620
 - It's so bad, yeah, so, yeah, it gets all of his animals,

1106
00:36:00,620 --> 00:36:04,100
 but then we kind of talk about this during our viewing.

1107
00:36:04,100 --> 00:36:06,340
 Do you think he got his Beast Master skills

1108
00:36:06,340 --> 00:36:09,100
 from being transported into the cow?

1109
00:36:09,100 --> 00:36:10,940
 'Cause they never addressed that at all.

1110
00:36:10,940 --> 00:36:11,780
 - They don't address that at all.

1111
00:36:11,780 --> 00:36:14,140
 - He was born with it or if he acquired it.

1112
00:36:14,140 --> 00:36:16,820
 - I'm having a sequel, we figured that out, but I don't know.

1113
00:36:16,820 --> 00:36:17,660
 - Okay.

1114
00:36:17,660 --> 00:36:18,500
 - We'll get through time.

1115
00:36:18,500 --> 00:36:20,580
 - Random little bit of trivia here.

1116
00:36:20,580 --> 00:36:23,580
 Wayne Gretzky's wife is one of the witches.

1117
00:36:23,580 --> 00:36:24,420
 - What?

1118
00:36:24,420 --> 00:36:25,540
 (laughs)

1119
00:36:25,540 --> 00:36:26,380
 Wait, what?

1120
00:36:26,380 --> 00:36:27,540
 - Yeah.

1121
00:36:27,540 --> 00:36:28,380
 - Janet Jones.

1122
00:36:28,380 --> 00:36:29,720
 - Janet Jones.

1123
00:36:29,720 --> 00:36:31,220
 - 'Cause I saw her name on here, and I was like,

1124
00:36:31,220 --> 00:36:33,140
 is that the Janet Jones place?

1125
00:36:33,140 --> 00:36:34,500
 - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

1126
00:36:34,500 --> 00:36:36,020
 - What are the witches you were left together?

1127
00:36:36,020 --> 00:36:36,860
 - Witch number three.

1128
00:36:36,860 --> 00:36:38,660
 - I said, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

1129
00:36:38,660 --> 00:36:40,340
 We were watching, wait, I will say this.

1130
00:36:40,340 --> 00:36:41,460
 - They look good from the neck.

1131
00:36:41,460 --> 00:36:44,540
 - I said, I said, I said, I said the witches were,

1132
00:36:44,540 --> 00:36:46,300
 they were hot from the neck down, yeah.

1133
00:36:46,300 --> 00:36:48,700
 I mean, they were, they definitely were--

1134
00:36:48,700 --> 00:36:49,700
 - I wonder which one she was.

1135
00:36:49,700 --> 00:36:51,980
 I wonder if we had to watch it again so you can see like,

1136
00:36:51,980 --> 00:36:54,740
 oh, it's the one that like floats up the wall at the end.

1137
00:36:54,740 --> 00:36:55,580
 - Oh.

1138
00:36:55,580 --> 00:36:56,460
 - It's Wayne Gretzky's wife.

1139
00:36:56,460 --> 00:36:57,300
 (laughs)

1140
00:36:57,300 --> 00:36:58,580
 - It's the one who got stabbed in the belly.

1141
00:36:58,580 --> 00:36:59,420
 - Yeah, yeah.

1142
00:36:59,420 --> 00:37:00,260
 - Holy shit.

1143
00:37:00,260 --> 00:37:02,420
 - All right, so.

1144
00:37:02,420 --> 00:37:04,140
 - This movie has so many layers, it's great.

1145
00:37:04,140 --> 00:37:05,220
 - It really is, it is an onion.

1146
00:37:05,220 --> 00:37:06,060
 - Yeah.

1147
00:37:06,060 --> 00:37:06,900
 - So.

1148
00:37:06,900 --> 00:37:07,900
 - It's a parfette.

1149
00:37:07,900 --> 00:37:08,740
 (laughs)

1150
00:37:08,740 --> 00:37:09,900
 - It takes up layers.

1151
00:37:09,900 --> 00:37:12,260
 - All right, so how much more of the plot

1152
00:37:12,260 --> 00:37:13,100
 do we wanna really--

1153
00:37:13,100 --> 00:37:14,940
 - I can't wait to keep going through it,

1154
00:37:14,940 --> 00:37:15,780
 where were we at?

1155
00:37:15,780 --> 00:37:16,620
 - Yeah.

1156
00:37:16,620 --> 00:37:17,460
 - So he's got all his animals now.

1157
00:37:17,460 --> 00:37:18,300
 He's got--

1158
00:37:18,300 --> 00:37:20,100
 - Now is that when he meets, what was that,

1159
00:37:20,100 --> 00:37:21,300
 when he first sees Tonya Roberts

1160
00:37:21,300 --> 00:37:23,780
 or does he see the flappy people at that point?

1161
00:37:23,780 --> 00:37:24,860
 - No, first he meets Tonya.

1162
00:37:24,860 --> 00:37:26,700
 So he gets a tiger.

1163
00:37:26,700 --> 00:37:27,540
 - Right.

1164
00:37:27,540 --> 00:37:28,860
 - And then, yeah, then he meets Tonya Roberts.

1165
00:37:28,860 --> 00:37:29,980
 - Right, then it gets rapey.

1166
00:37:29,980 --> 00:37:30,980
 - Yeah, then he's watching.

1167
00:37:30,980 --> 00:37:31,820
 - Then he's, yeah, the rape's there.

1168
00:37:31,820 --> 00:37:35,860
 - Yeah, he's watching Tonya Roberts swim on the other side

1169
00:37:35,860 --> 00:37:38,260
 of the creek, they're getting naked, they're walking in.

1170
00:37:38,260 --> 00:37:41,980
 - Well, swim in clothing, but just pull it down

1171
00:37:41,980 --> 00:37:42,820
 so her breasts are in.

1172
00:37:42,820 --> 00:37:44,980
 - Yeah, but the slaves, they're just washing the clothes

1173
00:37:44,980 --> 00:37:45,820
 and getting naked.

1174
00:37:45,820 --> 00:37:46,820
 - Why not be naked, Tonya?

1175
00:37:46,820 --> 00:37:47,660
 - They gotta hate it.

1176
00:37:47,660 --> 00:37:49,020
 - So that's exactly what I saw, yeah.

1177
00:37:49,020 --> 00:37:50,700
 - Listen, they gotta get underneath.

1178
00:37:50,700 --> 00:37:53,660
 They're like, they're trying to get all clean, yeah.

1179
00:37:53,660 --> 00:37:56,660
 And the weird part is that she comes across the side

1180
00:37:56,660 --> 00:37:58,860
 of the creek to get the clothes that were stolen

1181
00:37:58,860 --> 00:38:00,580
 by the ferrets that, for some reason,

1182
00:38:00,580 --> 00:38:02,540
 were on the other side of the creek.

1183
00:38:02,540 --> 00:38:04,740
 And then she's like, chase them down,

1184
00:38:04,740 --> 00:38:06,180
 then he gets rapey.

1185
00:38:06,180 --> 00:38:07,020
 He gets a little--

1186
00:38:07,020 --> 00:38:08,020
 - Yeah, it gets really weird.

1187
00:38:08,020 --> 00:38:08,860
 - It gets a little weird.

1188
00:38:08,860 --> 00:38:09,860
 It gets a little weird, like--

1189
00:38:09,860 --> 00:38:12,700
 - He exploits his ability to talk to animals

1190
00:38:12,700 --> 00:38:14,900
 to make her think the tiger's gonna attack her.

1191
00:38:14,900 --> 00:38:16,660
 Then he quote unquote saves her.

1192
00:38:16,660 --> 00:38:17,740
 - Yeah, and then--

1193
00:38:17,740 --> 00:38:21,060
 - And then, I mean, they try to be cute about it.

1194
00:38:21,060 --> 00:38:24,180
 He's like, get away, and then the tiger's still there.

1195
00:38:24,180 --> 00:38:25,180
 And then he's like--

1196
00:38:25,180 --> 00:38:27,020
 - A dog.

1197
00:38:27,020 --> 00:38:28,780
 - Then he mounts her.

1198
00:38:28,780 --> 00:38:32,700
 - Yeah, but she does get the upper hand on him in a bit,

1199
00:38:32,700 --> 00:38:37,700
 but it's just a weird, that's a scene to--

1200
00:38:38,020 --> 00:38:40,280
 - The theme, that doesn't hold up.

1201
00:38:40,280 --> 00:38:41,660
 - You know where they would include that--

1202
00:38:41,660 --> 00:38:44,180
 - Yeah, that's a very James Bond sort of thing.

1203
00:38:44,180 --> 00:38:46,660
 It was like, manly and charming back in the day,

1204
00:38:46,660 --> 00:38:47,580
 and now it's just like--

1205
00:38:47,580 --> 00:38:48,420
 - You're a creep.

1206
00:38:48,420 --> 00:38:52,460
 - You're a creep, like, I'm gonna punch you in the dick

1207
00:38:52,460 --> 00:38:54,340
 and then go on away, yeah.

1208
00:38:54,340 --> 00:38:58,020
 It's a weird, weird, yeah, that doesn't hold up.

1209
00:38:58,020 --> 00:39:01,020
 - There was that, let's see, after that--

1210
00:39:01,020 --> 00:39:03,100
 - But it never matters, because she never gets

1211
00:39:03,100 --> 00:39:04,740
 her clothes back, and she leaves anyway.

1212
00:39:04,740 --> 00:39:06,340
 - And she just runs off, and we never find out

1213
00:39:06,340 --> 00:39:08,460
 what happens to her good friend.

1214
00:39:08,460 --> 00:39:11,300
 - And the blonde is still there swimming in the creek.

1215
00:39:11,300 --> 00:39:13,260
 - Yeah, we decided that, she's still there today.

1216
00:39:13,260 --> 00:39:15,100
 She's still waiting for a friend to go.

1217
00:39:15,100 --> 00:39:16,580
 - She's like, I don't know.

1218
00:39:16,580 --> 00:39:19,260
 - It's like the, what was that, airplane,

1219
00:39:19,260 --> 00:39:20,380
 where the guy in the cab is waiting.

1220
00:39:20,380 --> 00:39:21,820
 - Yeah, he's waiting.

1221
00:39:21,820 --> 00:39:23,500
 Five more minutes, and I'm leaving.

1222
00:39:23,500 --> 00:39:26,500
 - So, wait, wait, wait, wait, what is Tonya Robert's name

1223
00:39:26,500 --> 00:39:27,340
 of this?

1224
00:39:27,340 --> 00:39:28,340
 - Kiri. - Kiri.

1225
00:39:28,340 --> 00:39:29,940
 - Kiri, so yeah, her blonde friend,

1226
00:39:29,940 --> 00:39:32,540
 she's like, Kiri's coming back.

1227
00:39:32,540 --> 00:39:35,740
 - Her blonde friend, whose name is--

1228
00:39:35,740 --> 00:39:37,060
 - She's like, Kiri's coming back.

1229
00:39:37,060 --> 00:39:37,980
 Like, it doesn't matter.

1230
00:39:37,980 --> 00:39:38,820
 Kiri's coming back.

1231
00:39:38,820 --> 00:39:39,660
 - Linda.

1232
00:39:39,660 --> 00:39:41,580
 - There was a TV series called Beast Master?

1233
00:39:41,580 --> 00:39:42,420
 - Oh, dear. - Yeah, there was.

1234
00:39:42,420 --> 00:39:43,860
 - Oh, wow, okay.

1235
00:39:43,860 --> 00:39:45,300
 - So, while Brock is looking something up,

1236
00:39:45,300 --> 00:39:47,260
 here's another interesting piece of trivia.

1237
00:39:47,260 --> 00:39:51,420
 There were serious budget limitations during the filming.

1238
00:39:51,420 --> 00:39:52,260
 - Wait, what?

1239
00:39:52,260 --> 00:39:56,300
 - How much they were given to spend on actors?

1240
00:39:56,300 --> 00:39:59,300
 The budget was $25 per day per person,

1241
00:39:59,300 --> 00:40:01,060
 so they used homeless people.

1242
00:40:01,060 --> 00:40:02,660
 (laughing)

1243
00:40:02,660 --> 00:40:03,740
 - What, for villagers?

1244
00:40:03,740 --> 00:40:04,740
 - Yeah.

1245
00:40:04,740 --> 00:40:05,580
 - What?

1246
00:40:05,580 --> 00:40:06,500
 - I get you that.

1247
00:40:06,500 --> 00:40:07,340
 - For what?

1248
00:40:07,340 --> 00:40:10,260
 - For the senior meets his father?

1249
00:40:10,260 --> 00:40:11,780
 I don't know, the scene's not specific enough.

1250
00:40:11,780 --> 00:40:15,820
 I don't know if they mean, like, his actual dad, or--

1251
00:40:15,820 --> 00:40:17,540
 - Oh, yeah, when they're talking about,

1252
00:40:17,540 --> 00:40:19,180
 like, in the pyramid scene?

1253
00:40:19,180 --> 00:40:20,020
 - Maybe.

1254
00:40:20,020 --> 00:40:20,860
 - What does it say?

1255
00:40:20,860 --> 00:40:23,060
 - For this reason, homeless people were hired

1256
00:40:23,060 --> 00:40:25,300
 for the scene where a senior meets his father.

1257
00:40:25,300 --> 00:40:28,340
 The scene was shot during the night at Simmy Valley.

1258
00:40:28,340 --> 00:40:29,340
 - Okay.

1259
00:40:29,340 --> 00:40:30,180
 - I'm just finding--

1260
00:40:30,180 --> 00:40:31,620
 - Maybe that was the scene.

1261
00:40:31,620 --> 00:40:33,940
 Oh, maybe that's the scene where they're all out there

1262
00:40:33,940 --> 00:40:36,140
 and the king's like, "We've got to go attack," and--

1263
00:40:36,140 --> 00:40:37,620
 - Oh, they're almost there.

1264
00:40:37,620 --> 00:40:38,460
 - They're almost there.

1265
00:40:38,460 --> 00:40:39,300
 - They're all almost there.

1266
00:40:39,300 --> 00:40:42,380
 - They should've had, like, the ferrals with the fire.

1267
00:40:42,380 --> 00:40:44,580
 - That was the one where, you were like, you know,

1268
00:40:44,580 --> 00:40:45,420
 she was like--

1269
00:40:45,420 --> 00:40:46,260
 - Oh, my God.

1270
00:40:46,260 --> 00:40:47,740
 - Yeah, those were all homeless people.

1271
00:40:47,740 --> 00:40:48,580
 - All right.

1272
00:40:48,580 --> 00:40:50,380
 - Hey, you know, that's creative filmmaking.

1273
00:40:50,380 --> 00:40:51,700
 - Wait, wait, wait, wait.

1274
00:40:51,700 --> 00:40:53,060
 - Okay, so, we're skippin' Harlow.

1275
00:40:53,060 --> 00:40:53,900
 - We'll get back to that one.

1276
00:40:53,900 --> 00:40:57,900
 - Kiri's friend at the swimming pool is Kiri's friend.

1277
00:40:57,900 --> 00:40:58,740
 - And the actress's name?

1278
00:40:58,740 --> 00:41:00,340
 - Yeah, her name is Kiri's friend.

1279
00:41:00,340 --> 00:41:01,580
 - No, but the actress's name was Linda.

1280
00:41:01,580 --> 00:41:04,060
 - Linda, right, yeah, 'cause we were looking at the--

1281
00:41:04,060 --> 00:41:05,580
 - We're all tits, McGee, so--

1282
00:41:05,580 --> 00:41:06,460
 (laughing)

1283
00:41:06,460 --> 00:41:07,300
 - That's mighty.

1284
00:41:07,300 --> 00:41:08,380
 - The other, the other boob.

1285
00:41:08,380 --> 00:41:09,620
 - The other boob.

1286
00:41:09,620 --> 00:41:11,220
 - Double boob.

1287
00:41:11,220 --> 00:41:12,060
 - Oh, my God.

1288
00:41:12,060 --> 00:41:12,900
 - All right, so--

1289
00:41:12,900 --> 00:41:13,740
 - All right, so--

1290
00:41:13,740 --> 00:41:14,580
 - So she runs off.

1291
00:41:14,580 --> 00:41:15,460
 - She runs off.

1292
00:41:15,460 --> 00:41:17,100
 - Because she says she's a slave.

1293
00:41:17,100 --> 00:41:18,380
 - Yeah, and you can't help me.

1294
00:41:18,380 --> 00:41:19,220
 - You can't help me.

1295
00:41:19,220 --> 00:41:20,220
 I have to go back. - I'm dar.

1296
00:41:20,220 --> 00:41:21,060
 I can help whoever.

1297
00:41:21,060 --> 00:41:22,820
 - Yeah, I'm the beast bastard.

1298
00:41:22,820 --> 00:41:26,460
 - And she runs off, and then what happens after that?

1299
00:41:26,460 --> 00:41:27,620
 Where does he--

1300
00:41:27,620 --> 00:41:28,460
 - He runs in.

1301
00:41:28,460 --> 00:41:29,300
 This is soon after that.

1302
00:41:29,300 --> 00:41:32,020
 - This is, okay, that's when he runs into the--

1303
00:41:32,020 --> 00:41:32,860
 - The flappy people.

1304
00:41:32,860 --> 00:41:34,300
 - The flappy people, which I don't know,

1305
00:41:34,300 --> 00:41:35,980
 I don't have no idea what they're called.

1306
00:41:35,980 --> 00:41:38,340
 We used to, I mean, I remember as a kid,

1307
00:41:38,340 --> 00:41:40,100
 remember, I don't know, Brock, you remember this,

1308
00:41:40,100 --> 00:41:42,940
 we used to pretend to be, and we'd get our blankets up.

1309
00:41:42,940 --> 00:41:43,780
 - With the blankets, yeah.

1310
00:41:43,780 --> 00:41:44,900
 - And we'd do that to one another,

1311
00:41:44,900 --> 00:41:48,060
 and we'd like, like, grab each other behind, and like--

1312
00:41:48,060 --> 00:41:51,260
 - I mean, I was like a beast bastard.

1313
00:41:51,260 --> 00:41:52,100
 - We're like, beast bastard.

1314
00:41:52,100 --> 00:41:55,740
 - And we'd like, nobody disintegrated into goo, but--

1315
00:41:55,740 --> 00:41:56,580
 - Yeah.

1316
00:41:56,580 --> 00:41:57,420
 - Yeah, I guess--

1317
00:41:57,420 --> 00:41:59,060
 - I was watching that, I was watching the day,

1318
00:41:59,060 --> 00:42:01,860
 and I was like, holy shit, what the--

1319
00:42:01,860 --> 00:42:02,780
 - It's really creepy.

1320
00:42:02,780 --> 00:42:04,180
 - Like, where is that guy?

1321
00:42:04,180 --> 00:42:06,140
 And he disintegrated into like--

1322
00:42:06,140 --> 00:42:07,300
 - I had forgotten about, I mean--

1323
00:42:07,300 --> 00:42:09,060
 - He's just gooed bones.

1324
00:42:09,060 --> 00:42:10,860
 - I remember how they would grab them,

1325
00:42:10,860 --> 00:42:12,500
 but I had forgotten about--

1326
00:42:12,500 --> 00:42:15,180
 - It is so crazy freaky.

1327
00:42:15,180 --> 00:42:17,620
 - I had forgotten about the goo that comes out at the bottom,

1328
00:42:17,620 --> 00:42:19,700
 and how like, the feet of the bird people

1329
00:42:19,700 --> 00:42:22,420
 are like, floating, sort of, yeah, but it is.

1330
00:42:22,420 --> 00:42:25,580
 - But not only that, but up until like a second

1331
00:42:25,580 --> 00:42:28,020
 before they released the guy and he's bones,

1332
00:42:28,020 --> 00:42:29,540
 he's struggling in the--

1333
00:42:29,540 --> 00:42:31,140
 - He's totally struggling.

1334
00:42:31,140 --> 00:42:33,460
 - So I mean, they're alive.

1335
00:42:33,460 --> 00:42:34,300
 - He's nasty.

1336
00:42:34,300 --> 00:42:36,500
 - You know, you're alive when they start to eat you.

1337
00:42:36,500 --> 00:42:37,540
 - Yeah, it is so--

1338
00:42:37,540 --> 00:42:38,380
 - It is so interesting.

1339
00:42:38,380 --> 00:42:39,860
 - But yeah, apparently, according to this,

1340
00:42:39,860 --> 00:42:44,540
 they just call them the half bird, half human people.

1341
00:42:44,540 --> 00:42:45,700
 - The Nazi guys.

1342
00:42:45,700 --> 00:42:47,580
 - Yeah, they don't really have a name.

1343
00:42:47,580 --> 00:42:49,500
 - Well, they totally have a Nazi symbol, yeah.

1344
00:42:49,500 --> 00:42:50,660
 - The Nazi bird guys.

1345
00:42:50,660 --> 00:42:53,300
 - Ugh, but I mean, it's loyal, like--

1346
00:42:53,300 --> 00:42:54,740
 - One of the things that, you know,

1347
00:42:54,740 --> 00:42:57,180
 I've never forgotten about this movie

1348
00:42:57,180 --> 00:42:58,020
 are those--

1349
00:42:58,020 --> 00:43:00,300
 - Those guys, yeah, they don't forget that stuff.

1350
00:43:00,300 --> 00:43:01,380
 - We used to play that.

1351
00:43:01,380 --> 00:43:02,220
 We used to get our--

1352
00:43:02,220 --> 00:43:04,260
 - But it was just, for whatever reason,

1353
00:43:04,260 --> 00:43:05,380
 they stuck with me. - We had our efforts out

1354
00:43:05,380 --> 00:43:06,780
 and we did that, and we would do that.

1355
00:43:06,780 --> 00:43:08,020
 - They were incredibly creepy.

1356
00:43:08,020 --> 00:43:10,140
 - It was still like that. - Creepy and scary.

1357
00:43:10,140 --> 00:43:12,220
 - That part of it holds up, they're still scary.

1358
00:43:12,220 --> 00:43:14,220
 - And yeah, and the costume design's pretty good

1359
00:43:14,220 --> 00:43:17,540
 and their faces are just like, it looks like, like alien.

1360
00:43:17,540 --> 00:43:20,100
 - Yeah, it's definitely, I would love to know

1361
00:43:20,100 --> 00:43:22,580
 how they did that, because it is--

1362
00:43:22,580 --> 00:43:23,420
 - It is.

1363
00:43:23,420 --> 00:43:25,460
 - The little pre-CG, or--

1364
00:43:25,460 --> 00:43:28,260
 - The pre-CG, I don't know why. - The pre-CSI.

1365
00:43:28,260 --> 00:43:29,100
 - The pre-CSI.

1366
00:43:29,100 --> 00:43:30,700
 - It's pre-CSI as well.

1367
00:43:30,700 --> 00:43:34,700
 - Oh, and Riptorn actually requested the Hawk-like nose.

1368
00:43:34,700 --> 00:43:36,140
 - Well, they did his eyebrows, too.

1369
00:43:36,140 --> 00:43:37,180
 I think they wanted him to--

1370
00:43:37,180 --> 00:43:38,700
 - Well, his eyebrows, well, he said he wanted

1371
00:43:38,700 --> 00:43:41,060
 to play the character of Max, Max.

1372
00:43:41,060 --> 00:43:43,020
 - Max, Max, Max. - Max, yeah.

1373
00:43:43,020 --> 00:43:46,060
 - Well, though, as a turkey vulture.

1374
00:43:46,060 --> 00:43:47,700
 - Okay, well, but hey, remember this.

1375
00:43:47,700 --> 00:43:50,460
 Remember that, wait, wait, wait, wait, I just made a connection.

1376
00:43:50,460 --> 00:43:53,660
 Remember when the eagle saves the little baby?

1377
00:43:53,660 --> 00:43:55,420
 - Yeah. - And he goes, look.

1378
00:43:55,420 --> 00:43:58,100
 Like, the, whatever the God are.

1379
00:43:58,100 --> 00:44:01,060
 Once you're, I wonder if, is it a bird God?

1380
00:44:01,060 --> 00:44:03,780
 Is he trying to make himself look like a bird?

1381
00:44:03,780 --> 00:44:04,620
 - Possibly.

1382
00:44:04,620 --> 00:44:06,220
 - Because they basically worship birds as well.

1383
00:44:06,220 --> 00:44:07,060
 - Maybe?

1384
00:44:07,060 --> 00:44:08,580
 - He does look like a bird.

1385
00:44:08,580 --> 00:44:09,900
 He really does. - You're lying, Amanda?

1386
00:44:09,900 --> 00:44:11,600
 - I haven't had any, yeah.

1387
00:44:11,600 --> 00:44:13,500
 - You haven't had any? - No.

1388
00:44:13,500 --> 00:44:15,220
 I'm busy researching.

1389
00:44:15,220 --> 00:44:17,300
 I'm looking for bizarre trivia.

1390
00:44:17,300 --> 00:44:18,140
 - All right, so-- - Thank you, sir.

1391
00:44:18,140 --> 00:44:21,540
 - Oh, and then very importantly, the bird,

1392
00:44:21,540 --> 00:44:26,540
 his dar's bird flies in, the creepy, flappy people see it.

1393
00:44:26,540 --> 00:44:28,980
 They're like, oh, we worship birds.

1394
00:44:28,980 --> 00:44:30,540
 You're a good person. - You're not, it's easier.

1395
00:44:30,540 --> 00:44:32,300
 - You're a good person. - You're not, it's like a--

1396
00:44:32,300 --> 00:44:35,060
 - And they let dar go, but they give them the magic amulet.

1397
00:44:35,060 --> 00:44:36,100
 - Yeah, that's what-- - No, it just thinks

1398
00:44:36,100 --> 00:44:37,460
 they can call him. - No, that's the--

1399
00:44:37,460 --> 00:44:38,460
 - It's like the bat's-- - Of course.

1400
00:44:38,460 --> 00:44:39,980
 - That's what he calls back in the end.

1401
00:44:39,980 --> 00:44:41,460
 Like, we do that. - Right, right, right.

1402
00:44:41,460 --> 00:44:45,060
 - Yeah, but I mean, that's, I'd forgotten that detail.

1403
00:44:45,060 --> 00:44:47,140
 - We just watched it, how did you think that?

1404
00:44:47,140 --> 00:44:48,980
 - No, what was that? - No.

1405
00:44:52,540 --> 00:44:53,900
 - Yeah, so-- - We'll cut that.

1406
00:44:53,900 --> 00:44:58,300
 - We'll cut that. - Then he continues on his trek,

1407
00:44:58,300 --> 00:45:03,300
 which again, he's, this is where it gets a little weird.

1408
00:45:03,300 --> 00:45:05,500
 He's-- - Here, here again.

1409
00:45:05,500 --> 00:45:08,500
 - No, no, no, I mean, just logically. - He's going to the city.

1410
00:45:08,500 --> 00:45:10,860
 - He's going to the city, but he wants to revenge

1411
00:45:10,860 --> 00:45:13,300
 on the horde, but the horde doesn't live in the city.

1412
00:45:13,300 --> 00:45:15,900
 - No, but the horde, but-- - He's trying to find the trip.

1413
00:45:15,900 --> 00:45:17,700
 - Riptorn comes through his town.

1414
00:45:17,700 --> 00:45:19,420
 - Does he, is that why he does the-- - Yeah, he goes,

1415
00:45:19,420 --> 00:45:22,900
 'cause remember when they blow up, at the very end,

1416
00:45:22,900 --> 00:45:24,940
 when they blow up all his-- - When they blow up,

1417
00:45:24,940 --> 00:45:26,900
 still Bill. - Yeah, still Bill.

1418
00:45:26,900 --> 00:45:28,700
 Riptorn comes walking through,

1419
00:45:28,700 --> 00:45:30,860
 or comes right through on his horde.

1420
00:45:30,860 --> 00:45:32,460
 So he's-- - He's in a smart singer

1421
00:45:32,460 --> 00:45:33,500
 knocked out of that fort. - Yeah, smart singer

1422
00:45:33,500 --> 00:45:34,580
 knocked out of that fort. - I don't think he ever sees that.

1423
00:45:34,580 --> 00:45:36,500
 - Sorry, Dar is knocked out at that point.

1424
00:45:36,500 --> 00:45:38,220
 Dar goes to-- - Sure.

1425
00:45:38,220 --> 00:45:39,940
 - The kingdom of whatever. - Right, but--

1426
00:45:39,940 --> 00:45:42,700
 - Because he wants to find the slave girl

1427
00:45:42,700 --> 00:45:45,020
 that he got rapey with. - Yeah, I mean--

1428
00:45:45,020 --> 00:45:46,620
 - Is that really why he goes? - I believe so.

1429
00:45:46,620 --> 00:45:47,940
 - 'Cause he let her go. - 'Cause he's gonna,

1430
00:45:47,940 --> 00:45:49,540
 no, he's gonna rest through her. - He's gonna save her.

1431
00:45:49,540 --> 00:45:52,740
 - Okay, okay, that'll get us here. - Wait, but she does say,

1432
00:45:52,740 --> 00:45:55,940
 like, I'm beholden to so-and-so, so-- - Yeah.

1433
00:45:55,940 --> 00:46:00,340
 - He's got some, and no, he says something about the horde then.

1434
00:46:00,340 --> 00:46:02,860
 He says something like, I'm trying, and she's like,

1435
00:46:02,860 --> 00:46:04,380
 you can't-- - I'm reading us an obstacle here.

1436
00:46:04,380 --> 00:46:08,780
 Dar soon arrives at a rook, which apparently is the town.

1437
00:46:08,780 --> 00:46:10,300
 - Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

1438
00:46:10,300 --> 00:46:12,220
 - It is very mayoch, and we're gonna read here.

1439
00:46:12,220 --> 00:46:14,340
 - We're mayoch has assumed total control

1440
00:46:14,340 --> 00:46:16,860
 with the junk support and subjects of people to the side.

1441
00:46:16,860 --> 00:46:18,780
 - Yeah, but he's in there. - But that's not why he's--

1442
00:46:18,780 --> 00:46:20,460
 - He's there for her. - All right, he's there for--

1443
00:46:20,460 --> 00:46:22,300
 - Yeah, okay, I just wanna make sure

1444
00:46:22,300 --> 00:46:23,740
 I hadn't missed something, yeah.

1445
00:46:23,740 --> 00:46:26,020
 - I mean, I'd go for her at that time.

1446
00:46:26,020 --> 00:46:27,900
 - But then he saves the kid,

1447
00:46:27,900 --> 00:46:30,060
 and that's when he finds out where the horde is,

1448
00:46:30,060 --> 00:46:31,980
 'cause they're gonna throw the eagle tank

1449
00:46:31,980 --> 00:46:33,940
 and then he comes to fire-- - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

1450
00:46:33,940 --> 00:46:38,940
 - He's at the child sacrifice. - He lets the first kid go.

1451
00:46:38,940 --> 00:46:43,060
 In this defense, he shows up like right at the moment,

1452
00:46:43,060 --> 00:46:44,420
 so-- - I don't give a shit.

1453
00:46:44,420 --> 00:46:46,420
 Like, he has a power to save one,

1454
00:46:46,420 --> 00:46:48,820
 although Riptorn, it's really a botched throw.

1455
00:46:48,820 --> 00:46:51,340
 Like the first one, he gives a clear throw in.

1456
00:46:51,340 --> 00:46:53,140
 The second one-- - He just kinda drops her.

1457
00:46:53,140 --> 00:46:54,340
 - He just kind of drops her. - Yeah, yeah.

1458
00:46:54,340 --> 00:46:55,940
 - He screws the throw-- - Well, she was wiggling.

1459
00:46:55,940 --> 00:46:57,660
 - Yeah, she was wiggling. - And then he takes the pole

1460
00:46:57,660 --> 00:46:59,420
 to like, shove her down. - Yeah, right, right.

1461
00:46:59,420 --> 00:47:01,060
 Ho, ho, ho. - Ho, ho, ho.

1462
00:47:01,060 --> 00:47:03,860
 - Right at a Christmas store. - Yeah, he's gonna put the boot on her.

1463
00:47:03,860 --> 00:47:07,100
 - Yeah, that is the best. - But then the little eagle

1464
00:47:07,100 --> 00:47:08,740
 comes and saves the little girl.

1465
00:47:08,740 --> 00:47:12,740
 - The little eagle, that eagle picks that 40 pound girl.

1466
00:47:12,740 --> 00:47:14,540
 - Saves the bad special effect.

1467
00:47:14,540 --> 00:47:17,020
 - And, okay, that's right, because then you go

1468
00:47:17,020 --> 00:47:19,340
 to Fryer Tuck's house. - Right, that's the little girl's dad.

1469
00:47:19,340 --> 00:47:23,500
 - Right, and in the span of about two minutes,

1470
00:47:23,500 --> 00:47:25,580
 you pretty much get everything that's going on

1471
00:47:25,580 --> 00:47:27,380
 because he just, it's just excellent.

1472
00:47:27,380 --> 00:47:29,220
 - Yeah. - He just, here's what's happening.

1473
00:47:29,220 --> 00:47:30,300
 - And then-- - Here's why we're here.

1474
00:47:30,300 --> 00:47:31,620
 Here's why we can't leave.

1475
00:47:31,620 --> 00:47:33,220
 - Fryer Tuck says it? - Yeah.

1476
00:47:33,220 --> 00:47:34,740
 - I think he might've walked out at that point.

1477
00:47:34,740 --> 00:47:37,420
 He basically says, we can't get out of here.

1478
00:47:37,420 --> 00:47:39,220
 There's one bridge, they guard it.

1479
00:47:39,220 --> 00:47:41,580
 They're sacrificing our kids.

1480
00:47:41,580 --> 00:47:44,420
 The priest dude, he's working with the John Hoard.

1481
00:47:44,420 --> 00:47:46,900
 He basically tells him, like, the girl's a slave.

1482
00:47:46,900 --> 00:47:48,700
 I mean, he explains everything. - Everything.

1483
00:47:48,700 --> 00:47:50,780
 You don't want to watch any of the other part of the movie.

1484
00:47:50,780 --> 00:47:53,180
 - So now, it's like, you got how Beast Master

1485
00:47:53,180 --> 00:47:56,300
 became like, Beast Master, and then, real quickly,

1486
00:47:56,300 --> 00:47:59,180
 you get the situation of the town, and then it goes from--

1487
00:47:59,180 --> 00:48:01,420
 - And then we go from there. - Yeah.

1488
00:48:01,420 --> 00:48:03,140
 - But you never, okay.

1489
00:48:03,140 --> 00:48:06,860
 In this whole movie, you never get explained

1490
00:48:06,860 --> 00:48:10,180
 with the fucking, I don't, I still don't know the name,

1491
00:48:10,180 --> 00:48:11,500
 the John Hoard.

1492
00:48:11,500 --> 00:48:13,660
 - Hoard. - Hoard, Hoard, whatever.

1493
00:48:13,660 --> 00:48:15,660
 - Hoard, Hoard, I guess it's understandable.

1494
00:48:15,660 --> 00:48:17,420
 - John Hoard. - John Hoard.

1495
00:48:17,420 --> 00:48:19,140
 - John Hoard. - You know what a Hoard is, right?

1496
00:48:19,140 --> 00:48:20,220
 - Yeah, I know. - Okay.

1497
00:48:20,220 --> 00:48:24,060
 - So, they're the Juns, but when they show up in mass,

1498
00:48:24,060 --> 00:48:25,900
 before there was a John Hoard.

1499
00:48:25,900 --> 00:48:28,580
 - But you never get explained what they are.

1500
00:48:28,580 --> 00:48:30,340
 - Or where they're from. - They're just back.

1501
00:48:30,340 --> 00:48:31,180
 - Yes. - Or who they are.

1502
00:48:31,180 --> 00:48:34,060
 - They're just the nomadic warrior people apparently, yeah.

1503
00:48:34,060 --> 00:48:35,580
 - I'm just, I'm making sure I miss.

1504
00:48:35,580 --> 00:48:37,740
 - Yeah, I don't know, maybe there's a director's cut.

1505
00:48:37,740 --> 00:48:39,100
 We talked about finding out--

1506
00:48:39,100 --> 00:48:43,020
 - I think apart, I speak in part two when you come to L.A.

1507
00:48:43,020 --> 00:48:45,260
 We figured it out. - (laughs)

1508
00:48:45,260 --> 00:48:47,580
 - So, all right, so yeah, we get all the back stories

1509
00:48:47,580 --> 00:48:52,020
 from the father who we like to call Fryer Tuck, 'cause--

1510
00:48:52,020 --> 00:48:53,020
 - He looks like Fryer Tuck.

1511
00:48:53,020 --> 00:48:54,900
 - He's got a guy, he's got a Fryer Tucker.

1512
00:48:54,900 --> 00:48:55,740
 - And he's a whiny bitch.

1513
00:48:55,740 --> 00:48:57,860
 - Yeah, he is. - He's like, no, he bitches

1514
00:48:57,860 --> 00:48:59,140
 to the eagle. - One point.

1515
00:48:59,140 --> 00:49:00,420
 - He's like, "The one with my ear."

1516
00:49:00,420 --> 00:49:01,260
 - "The one with my ear."

1517
00:49:01,260 --> 00:49:03,220
 - Don't talk to me.

1518
00:49:03,220 --> 00:49:04,980
 - So-- - Evidently, he speaks eagle.

1519
00:49:04,980 --> 00:49:08,100
 - Yeah, and the eagle is a sister, and he's like,

1520
00:49:08,100 --> 00:49:08,940
 "Come on, Donald." - He's like, "Come on, Donald."

1521
00:49:08,940 --> 00:49:10,940
 - Oh god, damn it, okay, I'll do it.

1522
00:49:10,940 --> 00:49:12,060
 - Yeah.

1523
00:49:12,060 --> 00:49:13,820
 - So then, from here-- - Yeah, so, where we at?

1524
00:49:13,820 --> 00:49:16,780
 I'm trying to, he's just had dinner with Fryer Tuck

1525
00:49:16,780 --> 00:49:17,620
 and learned everything that's happened.

1526
00:49:17,620 --> 00:49:18,980
 - No, certainly he leaves.

1527
00:49:18,980 --> 00:49:21,340
 He leaves because no, we have to, we saw,

1528
00:49:21,340 --> 00:49:25,900
 he's got to go save Tommy Roberts.

1529
00:49:25,900 --> 00:49:27,500
 Like, she's been taken off. - Have we gotten

1530
00:49:27,500 --> 00:49:29,380
 to that point, yes? - No, I don't see him.

1531
00:49:29,380 --> 00:49:30,700
 - Okay, there's no continuity.

1532
00:49:30,700 --> 00:49:32,220
 - No, that's the next part.

1533
00:49:32,220 --> 00:49:33,940
 He's got, they're leaving.

1534
00:49:33,940 --> 00:49:36,820
 He hasn't met Seth yet, he hasn't met the king song.

1535
00:49:36,820 --> 00:49:38,620
 - Yeah, he learns that Carrie's gonna be sacrificed.

1536
00:49:38,620 --> 00:49:40,180
 - Right. - Okay.

1537
00:49:40,180 --> 00:49:41,580
 So, on his way to save her,

1538
00:49:41,580 --> 00:49:45,100
 that's when he meets Tall and Seth.

1539
00:49:45,100 --> 00:49:47,140
 - Tall, who is the king's other son.

1540
00:49:47,140 --> 00:49:48,940
 - Right, his brother. - Half.

1541
00:49:48,940 --> 00:49:51,100
 (laughing)

1542
00:49:51,100 --> 00:49:53,740
 - I'm the scre-, I think it's a brother.

1543
00:49:53,740 --> 00:49:55,420
 Well, they, they mentioned that the queen-

1544
00:49:55,420 --> 00:49:56,660
 - We don't know that the mom's-

1545
00:49:56,660 --> 00:49:58,020
 - No, they actually said it again.

1546
00:49:58,020 --> 00:49:59,060
 - They said it, you weren't paying attention.

1547
00:49:59,060 --> 00:50:00,540
 - Oh, they said, yeah. - Kill my queen

1548
00:50:00,540 --> 00:50:04,060
 and took my son, and so, it's his half-brother.

1549
00:50:04,060 --> 00:50:05,460
 - That's hearsay. - In the box.

1550
00:50:05,460 --> 00:50:07,020
 - It's hearsay. (laughing)

1551
00:50:07,020 --> 00:50:08,940
 - And Carrie's his one-fourth cousin,

1552
00:50:08,940 --> 00:50:10,740
 but we'll get into that.

1553
00:50:10,740 --> 00:50:14,220
 - No, they're full cousins. - They're full cousins.

1554
00:50:14,220 --> 00:50:16,180
 - They're full cousins. - What?

1555
00:50:16,180 --> 00:50:18,460
 - We'll get drawn. - Are we gonna do a family tree?

1556
00:50:18,460 --> 00:50:19,300
 - I'm gonna do a family tree, I'm gonna do a family tree.

1557
00:50:19,300 --> 00:50:21,780
 - No, I know, I got it, I got it, I got it.

1558
00:50:21,780 --> 00:50:22,900
 - Okay. - So, brothers.

1559
00:50:22,900 --> 00:50:25,580
 But him and Tony Roberts are cousins,

1560
00:50:25,580 --> 00:50:28,100
 and they're fucking at the end.

1561
00:50:28,100 --> 00:50:30,220
 - Spoiler. - And they really never

1562
00:50:30,220 --> 00:50:31,940
 addressed the fact that they're cousins.

1563
00:50:31,940 --> 00:50:33,460
 They mentioned that they're cousins.

1564
00:50:33,460 --> 00:50:36,020
 - No, they talk, talk about it. - But it's all cool.

1565
00:50:36,020 --> 00:50:37,860
 There's no like- - Hey, let's back.

1566
00:50:37,860 --> 00:50:40,020
 - Maybe, maybe I should find somebody else.

1567
00:50:40,020 --> 00:50:41,580
 - The second of the day, you could, I mean-

1568
00:50:41,580 --> 00:50:42,940
 - 'Cause it didn't matter. - There was a lot of travel.

1569
00:50:42,940 --> 00:50:45,380
 - Hey, listen. - It was all about making more kids,

1570
00:50:45,380 --> 00:50:46,220
 'cause- - I get it.

1571
00:50:46,220 --> 00:50:47,060
 - I get it, I get it. - I get it.

1572
00:50:47,060 --> 00:50:48,540
 - The John Horrors were really cool.

1573
00:50:48,540 --> 00:50:51,500
 - Hey, listen, he was hot, she was hot.

1574
00:50:51,500 --> 00:50:52,340
 - What are you gonna do?

1575
00:50:52,340 --> 00:50:53,180
 (laughing)

1576
00:50:53,180 --> 00:50:55,180
 - Two hot people, because it's you're not-

1577
00:50:55,180 --> 00:50:56,020
 - Jews that are loser, right?

1578
00:50:56,020 --> 00:50:58,420
 - It's you're not, you got to go for it.

1579
00:50:58,420 --> 00:50:59,580
 - At that point.

1580
00:50:59,580 --> 00:51:00,780
 - Like, what are you gonna do?

1581
00:51:00,780 --> 00:51:02,620
 - So. - It's an algorithm.

1582
00:51:02,620 --> 00:51:04,780
 - All right, so let's go on the way to save Carrie.

1583
00:51:04,780 --> 00:51:07,300
 - On the way to save Carrie, he meets up with-

1584
00:51:07,300 --> 00:51:10,500
 - Seth, Seth and- - Which is the red of the set.

1585
00:51:10,500 --> 00:51:14,420
 - It's like, it's like Da, Bob, it's Cherokee,

1586
00:51:14,420 --> 00:51:16,220
 and then it's like, oh, we got Seth there.

1587
00:51:16,220 --> 00:51:17,060
 - Seth. - Seth.

1588
00:51:17,060 --> 00:51:19,700
 - We are in call, at least it was good.

1589
00:51:19,700 --> 00:51:23,340
 Like, they didn't go racial, like this was Seth.

1590
00:51:23,340 --> 00:51:26,220
 Like, oh, I mean- - Yeah, they called Black Seth.

1591
00:51:26,220 --> 00:51:27,540
 - Yeah, they called Black Seth.

1592
00:51:27,540 --> 00:51:28,900
 (laughing)

1593
00:51:28,900 --> 00:51:31,620
 - Jesus, I mean, yeah, they could have in the 80s,

1594
00:51:31,620 --> 00:51:32,820
 we don't know, yeah.

1595
00:51:32,820 --> 00:51:34,540
 - Yeah. - No, it's just Seth.

1596
00:51:34,540 --> 00:51:36,180
 It was good.

1597
00:51:36,180 --> 00:51:37,420
 - He was out, it was amazing.

1598
00:51:37,420 --> 00:51:41,980
 - And John Amos is the best actor in this whole fucking movie.

1599
00:51:41,980 --> 00:51:42,860
 - I'll give you that.

1600
00:51:42,860 --> 00:51:44,780
 - He is the best.

1601
00:51:44,780 --> 00:51:46,060
 Better in Tonya Roberts?

1602
00:51:46,060 --> 00:51:46,900
 (laughing)

1603
00:51:46,900 --> 00:51:48,580
 I mean, Tonya Roberts- - I'm gonna act.

1604
00:51:48,580 --> 00:51:51,020
 - Tonya Roberts, I mean, she's-

1605
00:51:51,020 --> 00:51:51,820
 - No, I would agree.

1606
00:51:51,820 --> 00:51:54,580
 - I mean, I think he is the best.

1607
00:51:54,580 --> 00:51:56,620
 He is, I mean, like, he,

1608
00:51:56,620 --> 00:51:58,460
 and he had to wear some shit for life.

1609
00:51:58,460 --> 00:52:00,740
 He probably was like- - I think he was chasing.

1610
00:52:00,740 --> 00:52:01,580
 - What a-

1611
00:52:01,580 --> 00:52:02,420
 - With the two of them, Matt.

1612
00:52:02,420 --> 00:52:04,140
 - Yeah, you said, with the two of them.

1613
00:52:04,140 --> 00:52:06,900
 - The first singer and- - Tony.

1614
00:52:06,900 --> 00:52:09,380
 - John Amos first met in costume.

1615
00:52:09,380 --> 00:52:11,300
 The both of them just busted out laughing.

1616
00:52:11,300 --> 00:52:12,380
 - Which is exactly what I was-

1617
00:52:12,380 --> 00:52:15,060
 - John Amos is wearing, like, two seat belts.

1618
00:52:15,060 --> 00:52:16,420
 (laughing)

1619
00:52:16,420 --> 00:52:17,780
 It's like squaring.

1620
00:52:17,780 --> 00:52:20,860
 It is the most ridiculous costume.

1621
00:52:20,860 --> 00:52:22,060
 - Yeah, Mark's singer most of the time,

1622
00:52:22,060 --> 00:52:24,740
 it's like a belt with, like, flaps hanging out.

1623
00:52:24,740 --> 00:52:26,260
 - It's a leather hula skirt.

1624
00:52:26,260 --> 00:52:27,820
 - Yeah, yeah, that's why he called it, right?

1625
00:52:27,820 --> 00:52:28,660
 - Yes.

1626
00:52:28,660 --> 00:52:31,500
 - It's a leather hula skirt and Amos is in BDS somewhere.

1627
00:52:31,500 --> 00:52:33,860
 - They decide that they're gonna save the princess

1628
00:52:33,860 --> 00:52:36,460
 because they see where she is, not the princess.

1629
00:52:36,460 --> 00:52:37,900
 - Yeah, sort of.

1630
00:52:37,900 --> 00:52:40,100
 - Curie, we'll see Curie.

1631
00:52:40,100 --> 00:52:40,940
 - The cousin.

1632
00:52:40,940 --> 00:52:41,780
 - Yeah.

1633
00:52:41,780 --> 00:52:42,620
 - No, they run it.

1634
00:52:42,620 --> 00:52:44,060
 - He sees through the eagle's eyes where she is

1635
00:52:44,060 --> 00:52:45,140
 and who she's with.

1636
00:52:45,140 --> 00:52:46,220
 - Right, they see what she's with.

1637
00:52:46,220 --> 00:52:48,740
 - So, they come up with a tactical plan.

1638
00:52:48,740 --> 00:52:49,580
 - And their plan is- - Right.

1639
00:52:49,580 --> 00:52:51,180
 - And their plan is just-

1640
00:52:51,180 --> 00:52:52,020
 - Get ahead of him.

1641
00:52:52,020 --> 00:52:53,540
 - To get out a raft.

1642
00:52:53,540 --> 00:52:56,340
 - Somehow, they're behind them in the travel,

1643
00:52:56,340 --> 00:52:59,980
 but they get ahead of them and they pull the raft across

1644
00:52:59,980 --> 00:53:02,340
 and they're like, did they kill the guys

1645
00:53:02,340 --> 00:53:03,860
 he used to run the raft?

1646
00:53:03,860 --> 00:53:04,700
 - I don't know, we don't know.

1647
00:53:04,700 --> 00:53:07,300
 - And the raft is like, it's across like a,

1648
00:53:07,300 --> 00:53:08,300
 it's a really big lake.

1649
00:53:08,300 --> 00:53:12,060
 - It's not like a 30, like, you know-

1650
00:53:12,060 --> 00:53:12,900
 - It's a ferry.

1651
00:53:12,900 --> 00:53:16,500
 - It's like a 40, 50 meter, or meter, whatever, feet.

1652
00:53:16,500 --> 00:53:18,580
 Like, it is across eight.

1653
00:53:18,580 --> 00:53:19,420
 - It's a lake.

1654
00:53:19,420 --> 00:53:20,820
 - It's significantly lower, yeah.

1655
00:53:20,820 --> 00:53:23,180
 So, they pull themselves over and then they-

1656
00:53:23,180 --> 00:53:24,340
 - Somehow, they get ahead.

1657
00:53:24,340 --> 00:53:26,620
 - They try to drown Curie.

1658
00:53:26,620 --> 00:53:28,140
 - Well, she kicks the one priest-

1659
00:53:28,140 --> 00:53:30,820
 - But then they attack, but then other people show up

1660
00:53:30,820 --> 00:53:32,420
 who are, again, stormtroopers-

1661
00:53:32,420 --> 00:53:34,500
 - The stormtroopers, they just keep shooting

1662
00:53:34,500 --> 00:53:36,940
 the same totem pole that's on the side of the side of the raft.

1663
00:53:36,940 --> 00:53:40,220
 - And so, they start to pull themselves back.

1664
00:53:40,220 --> 00:53:41,780
 - And then they cut the rope head.

1665
00:53:41,780 --> 00:53:43,700
 - And these master, in a moment of periodicity,

1666
00:53:43,700 --> 00:53:45,900
 idiocy says, all right, let's get away better.

1667
00:53:45,900 --> 00:53:47,300
 I'm gonna cut the rope that we're using

1668
00:53:47,300 --> 00:53:48,420
 to pull ourselves across.

1669
00:53:48,420 --> 00:53:49,260
 - No, no, no.

1670
00:53:49,260 --> 00:53:50,900
 - And then, magically, the raft just starts-

1671
00:53:50,900 --> 00:53:51,740
 - And he starts-

1672
00:53:51,740 --> 00:53:52,580
 - And he starts-

1673
00:53:52,580 --> 00:53:53,420
 - Yeah, you miss it.

1674
00:53:53,420 --> 00:53:55,220
 - So, it's a rope that goes all the way across.

1675
00:53:55,220 --> 00:53:56,060
 - Right.

1676
00:53:56,060 --> 00:53:57,220
 - He cuts it from the one end.

1677
00:53:57,220 --> 00:53:59,620
 They can still pull themselves that way.

1678
00:53:59,620 --> 00:54:01,220
 - They can't, that way, the other side-

1679
00:54:01,220 --> 00:54:02,260
 - Did they show that?

1680
00:54:02,260 --> 00:54:03,100
 - I'm-

1681
00:54:03,100 --> 00:54:03,940
 - Okay, I'm doing it.

1682
00:54:03,940 --> 00:54:04,780
 - I'm just saying.

1683
00:54:04,780 --> 00:54:07,180
 - It's a full rope that goes across.

1684
00:54:07,180 --> 00:54:08,660
 - Yeah, no, it makes sense.

1685
00:54:08,660 --> 00:54:10,540
 - So, they can't pull them back.

1686
00:54:10,540 --> 00:54:11,380
 - Oh, I guess.

1687
00:54:11,380 --> 00:54:12,900
 - Well, they couldn't pull them back, but like-

1688
00:54:12,900 --> 00:54:13,740
 - Yeah.

1689
00:54:13,740 --> 00:54:14,580
 - Yeah, that is-

1690
00:54:14,580 --> 00:54:15,420
 - It doesn't, it doesn't.

1691
00:54:15,420 --> 00:54:18,740
 - You can't pull them, I have to be on the raft.

1692
00:54:18,740 --> 00:54:19,580
 - It's still dumb.

1693
00:54:19,580 --> 00:54:22,260
 - It's still stupid, but they can't get them.

1694
00:54:22,260 --> 00:54:23,100
 - That's the whole point.

1695
00:54:23,100 --> 00:54:24,620
 - That would be funny to see the bad guys

1696
00:54:24,620 --> 00:54:27,380
 like pulling on the rope, but it's not coming.

1697
00:54:28,460 --> 00:54:30,220
 And then they cut it and be like, "Oh, we got them now."

1698
00:54:30,220 --> 00:54:32,020
 - No, but okay, let's say that.

1699
00:54:32,020 --> 00:54:34,260
 Say it's a full rope, go all the way across.

1700
00:54:34,260 --> 00:54:36,580
 If the bad guys grab the rope-

1701
00:54:36,580 --> 00:54:37,420
 - They're just pulling.

1702
00:54:37,420 --> 00:54:38,540
 - They're not pulling anything.

1703
00:54:38,540 --> 00:54:40,220
 They can't pull it.

1704
00:54:40,220 --> 00:54:41,820
 - You couldn't, I guess, yeah.

1705
00:54:41,820 --> 00:54:42,660
 - That's the thing.

1706
00:54:42,660 --> 00:54:43,500
 - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1707
00:54:43,500 --> 00:54:44,340
 - It's the thing.

1708
00:54:44,340 --> 00:54:45,820
 - They can keep pulling on this way.

1709
00:54:45,820 --> 00:54:47,540
 - You have to be on the raft to use the rope.

1710
00:54:47,540 --> 00:54:48,540
 - Right, right.

1711
00:54:48,540 --> 00:54:49,900
 - So when he cuts it, it's like-

1712
00:54:49,900 --> 00:54:51,540
 - Okay, now we can't steer it.

1713
00:54:51,540 --> 00:54:53,860
 - It's like when Luke shoots the thing in the Death Star

1714
00:54:53,860 --> 00:54:55,660
 and he's like, "Oh, I guess I just blew up the controls

1715
00:54:55,660 --> 00:54:56,660
 "that extended the bridge."

1716
00:54:56,660 --> 00:54:58,940
 - Like whoops, that didn't help.

1717
00:54:58,940 --> 00:54:59,780
 - Yeah.

1718
00:54:59,780 --> 00:55:01,340
 - You had to cut the rope 'cause it looks good.

1719
00:55:01,340 --> 00:55:02,180
 - Oh, it looked good.

1720
00:55:02,180 --> 00:55:03,980
 - We'll grab the other end quick.

1721
00:55:03,980 --> 00:55:06,460
 So yeah, but then obviously from the aerial shot after that,

1722
00:55:06,460 --> 00:55:08,620
 you can see that there's a motor attached to this raft

1723
00:55:08,620 --> 00:55:09,820
 'cause it's just weak.

1724
00:55:09,820 --> 00:55:10,660
 - Whoa, whoa, whoa.

1725
00:55:10,660 --> 00:55:11,500
 - Doesn't matter.

1726
00:55:11,500 --> 00:55:12,340
 - It doesn't matter.

1727
00:55:12,340 --> 00:55:13,660
 - Spoiler, don't do that.

1728
00:55:13,660 --> 00:55:15,300
 - I know, really.

1729
00:55:15,300 --> 00:55:16,140
 - Oh, jeez.

1730
00:55:16,140 --> 00:55:16,980
 - All right, so at that point-

1731
00:55:16,980 --> 00:55:18,620
 - All right, so they've got everybody's painful.

1732
00:55:18,620 --> 00:55:19,460
 - This is painful.

1733
00:55:19,460 --> 00:55:20,460
 - God, we haven't even gotten to where

1734
00:55:20,460 --> 00:55:22,460
 they get into the temple yet.

1735
00:55:22,460 --> 00:55:24,100
 Do we wanna like some-

1736
00:55:24,100 --> 00:55:24,940
 - Let's just-

1737
00:55:24,940 --> 00:55:26,700
 - Do this really briefly.

1738
00:55:26,700 --> 00:55:29,140
 - No, no, no, this has been fine.

1739
00:55:29,140 --> 00:55:30,740
 - Okay, okay, okay.

1740
00:55:30,740 --> 00:55:32,660
 - I mean, what's the how far are we on this?

1741
00:55:32,660 --> 00:55:33,500
 - We're in.

1742
00:55:33,500 --> 00:55:34,340
 - We're in.

1743
00:55:34,340 --> 00:55:35,180
 - We're in.

1744
00:55:35,180 --> 00:55:36,020
 - I mean, they can love it.

1745
00:55:36,020 --> 00:55:37,500
 - They can watch the movie.

1746
00:55:37,500 --> 00:55:39,540
 - I can watch the movie.

1747
00:55:39,540 --> 00:55:41,100
 - They're not gonna watch the movie.

1748
00:55:41,100 --> 00:55:43,700
 - Who are these idiots talking about this before?

1749
00:55:43,700 --> 00:55:45,540
 - Our inept commentary.

1750
00:55:45,540 --> 00:55:46,860
 - So.

1751
00:55:46,860 --> 00:55:48,020
 - I think we're doing fine.

1752
00:55:48,020 --> 00:55:48,860
 - Okay.

1753
00:55:48,860 --> 00:55:53,380
 - All right, so they come back and this is the hayride in.

1754
00:55:53,380 --> 00:55:55,820
 - Yeah, they decide to infiltrate the temple.

1755
00:55:55,820 --> 00:55:56,900
 - Oh, that's right, 'cause they're like-

1756
00:55:56,900 --> 00:55:57,900
 - Because they find out the king.

1757
00:55:57,900 --> 00:55:58,740
 - They know the king is there.

1758
00:55:58,740 --> 00:55:59,580
 - The king is there.

1759
00:55:59,580 --> 00:56:01,300
 So the guy's like, the little kid's like,

1760
00:56:01,300 --> 00:56:04,220
 my father's in there and Kira's like, it's my uncle.

1761
00:56:04,220 --> 00:56:05,140
 We have to get in it.

1762
00:56:05,140 --> 00:56:09,380
 So somehow they get into the haystack that is-

1763
00:56:09,380 --> 00:56:10,540
 - The firetuck is driving.

1764
00:56:10,540 --> 00:56:11,380
 - Oh, firetuck is driving.

1765
00:56:11,380 --> 00:56:13,980
 - We haven't even talked about the witches in the ring.

1766
00:56:13,980 --> 00:56:14,820
 - What?

1767
00:56:14,820 --> 00:56:15,660
 - The eyeball ring.

1768
00:56:15,660 --> 00:56:16,500
 - Yeah.

1769
00:56:16,500 --> 00:56:17,340
 - No, but we're about to right now.

1770
00:56:17,340 --> 00:56:19,300
 - Oh, we are, okay, 'cause that's in the hayride.

1771
00:56:19,300 --> 00:56:20,580
 - 'Cause they're in the hayride,

1772
00:56:20,580 --> 00:56:22,380
 and somehow they're in the hayride

1773
00:56:22,380 --> 00:56:24,420
 where it's like a nice dome.

1774
00:56:24,420 --> 00:56:25,260
 - Like a bubble.

1775
00:56:25,260 --> 00:56:26,100
 - It's a bubble of hay.

1776
00:56:26,100 --> 00:56:26,940
 - Just snowboard.

1777
00:56:26,940 --> 00:56:30,140
 - They're in, and the kid is wearing the ring.

1778
00:56:30,140 --> 00:56:30,980
 - With the eyeball in it.

1779
00:56:30,980 --> 00:56:32,500
 - With the eyeball in it.

1780
00:56:32,500 --> 00:56:33,860
 - And how did he get the ring, though?

1781
00:56:33,860 --> 00:56:34,700
 - Oh, he got the ring.

1782
00:56:34,700 --> 00:56:39,340
 - The photo stole it from the priest that they killed.

1783
00:56:39,340 --> 00:56:40,180
 - Yes, right.

1784
00:56:40,180 --> 00:56:41,020
 - Okay.

1785
00:56:41,020 --> 00:56:41,860
 - Okay.

1786
00:56:41,860 --> 00:56:42,700
 - Guys.

1787
00:56:42,700 --> 00:56:43,700
 - Okay, yeah, fair.

1788
00:56:43,700 --> 00:56:46,620
 - And so now we have a special effect

1789
00:56:46,620 --> 00:56:48,300
 that I'd forgotten about until rewatching it,

1790
00:56:48,300 --> 00:56:50,420
 but I remember it as being just gross, though.

1791
00:56:50,420 --> 00:56:52,460
 - It's a ring with an eyeball.

1792
00:56:52,460 --> 00:56:54,060
 - It's a really good, I don't know how,

1793
00:56:54,060 --> 00:56:56,820
 I really don't, I would like to see how they did that.

1794
00:56:56,820 --> 00:56:58,460
 - Yeah, that was actually a really good effect.

1795
00:56:58,460 --> 00:56:59,300
 - It was done well.

1796
00:56:59,300 --> 00:57:00,140
 - It was pretty good.

1797
00:57:00,140 --> 00:57:03,460
 - So, yeah, so they're in the hayride,

1798
00:57:03,460 --> 00:57:05,180
 and they're doing it.

1799
00:57:05,180 --> 00:57:07,700
 Like, and so they realize that they're coming in.

1800
00:57:07,700 --> 00:57:09,340
 - Yeah, 'cause that's the problem with the eye ring,

1801
00:57:09,340 --> 00:57:13,680
 is that the bad guy mayox can or mayox can see everything.

1802
00:57:13,680 --> 00:57:15,500
 - Right, so they figure out they're coming in,

1803
00:57:15,500 --> 00:57:17,660
 they go into the temple,

1804
00:57:19,020 --> 00:57:24,020
 and it's just a thunderstorm in the back of the temple.

1805
00:57:24,020 --> 00:57:26,180
 It's just like this weird, like,

1806
00:57:26,180 --> 00:57:28,460
 it's just a bunch of hallways.

1807
00:57:28,460 --> 00:57:29,860
 It's just a bunch of hallways.

1808
00:57:29,860 --> 00:57:30,860
 - It's a tomb.

1809
00:57:30,860 --> 00:57:31,700
 - Yeah.

1810
00:57:31,700 --> 00:57:32,540
 - There you go.

1811
00:57:32,540 --> 00:57:34,780
 - But they walk through the first hallway.

1812
00:57:34,780 --> 00:57:36,260
 - Okay, so here's the thing.

1813
00:57:36,260 --> 00:57:38,180
 - The where's hallway in the world,

1814
00:57:38,180 --> 00:57:39,020
 where there is--

1815
00:57:39,020 --> 00:57:40,420
 - It goes kind of Indiana Jones,

1816
00:57:40,420 --> 00:57:41,860
 where there's like different things

1817
00:57:41,860 --> 00:57:43,100
 you have to get through there.

1818
00:57:43,100 --> 00:57:45,660
 - Right, but so they go down the first hallway,

1819
00:57:45,660 --> 00:57:48,700
 and there's a bunch of guys.

1820
00:57:48,700 --> 00:57:51,420
 - Well, they look like arms with eyes.

1821
00:57:51,420 --> 00:57:53,180
 - They're called the Death Guard.

1822
00:57:53,180 --> 00:57:54,580
 - But they're not even that though.

1823
00:57:54,580 --> 00:57:57,820
 When they see them, it's just holes in the wall.

1824
00:57:57,820 --> 00:57:58,660
 - As they're like--

1825
00:57:58,660 --> 00:57:59,500
 - Yeah.

1826
00:57:59,500 --> 00:58:00,340
 - As they're trying to walk by,

1827
00:58:00,340 --> 00:58:02,020
 and they're just stains above

1828
00:58:02,020 --> 00:58:03,540
 so you can get away from them.

1829
00:58:03,540 --> 00:58:04,920
 So then, you know,

1830
00:58:04,920 --> 00:58:06,180
 piece master runs in,

1831
00:58:06,180 --> 00:58:08,860
 and then all of a sudden they start swiping.

1832
00:58:08,860 --> 00:58:10,140
 - In the trenches on either side,

1833
00:58:10,140 --> 00:58:12,140
 are these Death Guard guys with like spiky weapons?

1834
00:58:12,140 --> 00:58:13,500
 - And I'm doing the movement,

1835
00:58:13,500 --> 00:58:15,740
 but it doesn't work for the podcast,

1836
00:58:15,740 --> 00:58:18,260
 but they're swiping their arms at the--

1837
00:58:18,260 --> 00:58:20,860
 - Mark, what's his name?

1838
00:58:20,860 --> 00:58:21,700
 - Dar.

1839
00:58:21,700 --> 00:58:22,540
 - Dar.

1840
00:58:22,540 --> 00:58:23,380
 - Dar.

1841
00:58:23,380 --> 00:58:24,220
 - What's his name?

1842
00:58:24,220 --> 00:58:25,140
 - Mark Dar.

1843
00:58:25,140 --> 00:58:25,980
 - Mark Dar.

1844
00:58:25,980 --> 00:58:26,820
 - Mark Dar.

1845
00:58:26,820 --> 00:58:29,980
 - They're swiping their arms at Dar,

1846
00:58:29,980 --> 00:58:31,700
 and then all of a sudden he just jumps up

1847
00:58:31,700 --> 00:58:32,620
 and grabs the chain.

1848
00:58:32,620 --> 00:58:34,220
 They have to be laying there on the--

1849
00:58:34,220 --> 00:58:36,080
 - It's a very badly designed hallway,

1850
00:58:36,080 --> 00:58:38,340
 because they reach from both sides,

1851
00:58:38,340 --> 00:58:39,860
 but they can't reach quite into the middle.

1852
00:58:39,860 --> 00:58:40,700
 - Right.

1853
00:58:40,700 --> 00:58:41,540
 - And there's a chain.

1854
00:58:41,540 --> 00:58:42,380
 - Right.

1855
00:58:42,380 --> 00:58:43,220
 - Where you can only do they are.

1856
00:58:43,220 --> 00:58:44,060
 - You can, yeah, you can--

1857
00:58:44,060 --> 00:58:45,900
 - I feel like, here's what?

1858
00:58:45,900 --> 00:58:48,900
 - The thing with the Death Guard.

1859
00:58:48,900 --> 00:58:49,740
 - The Death Guard.

1860
00:58:49,740 --> 00:58:51,540
 - The thing with the Death Guard is they can't control them,

1861
00:58:51,540 --> 00:58:54,180
 so I feel like they have to put them in these cages,

1862
00:58:54,180 --> 00:58:56,580
 and they have to have these security measures

1863
00:58:56,580 --> 00:58:58,060
 in place so they can get around them,

1864
00:58:58,060 --> 00:59:02,020
 because nobody can, as we will see in the next--

1865
00:59:02,020 --> 00:59:02,860
 - They're not very concerned.

1866
00:59:02,860 --> 00:59:03,700
 - Five minutes.

1867
00:59:03,700 --> 00:59:04,540
 - Yeah.

1868
00:59:04,540 --> 00:59:05,380
 - Nobody can control them,

1869
00:59:05,380 --> 00:59:06,860
 and if they let them go,

1870
00:59:06,860 --> 00:59:09,180
 they'll just kill anybody and everything.

1871
00:59:09,180 --> 00:59:11,060
 - And we're coming up on this piece of trivia

1872
00:59:11,060 --> 00:59:12,340
 that I can't wait to tell you about.

1873
00:59:12,340 --> 00:59:14,380
 - It's a very dangerous weapon of mass destruction.

1874
00:59:14,380 --> 00:59:16,740
 - So they have to have the Death Guard in these little,

1875
00:59:16,740 --> 00:59:19,180
 like, semi, like they're like in the ground,

1876
00:59:19,180 --> 00:59:22,620
 huts, they're just reaching out, people as they're walking by.

1877
00:59:22,620 --> 00:59:23,940
 - They have these helmets on them,

1878
00:59:23,940 --> 00:59:24,780
 and they have these--

1879
00:59:24,780 --> 00:59:29,820
 - Right, so Dars able to grab the chain,

1880
00:59:29,820 --> 00:59:32,980
 he's able to grab the chain, crawl his ass across,

1881
00:59:32,980 --> 00:59:36,220
 pull the lever down that shuts the gates.

1882
00:59:36,220 --> 00:59:37,620
 - It must have been labeled somehow,

1883
00:59:37,620 --> 00:59:39,220
 you couldn't see it, but you know what I said?

1884
00:59:39,220 --> 00:59:40,060
 - Yeah, pull lever.

1885
00:59:40,060 --> 00:59:42,380
 - Yeah, pull lever to seal off.

1886
00:59:42,380 --> 00:59:47,380
 - So then half brother and boobies are allowed to walk on.

1887
00:59:47,380 --> 00:59:52,180
 They come with them, and then girlfriend cousin.

1888
00:59:52,180 --> 00:59:53,980
 Yeah, girlfriend cousin.

1889
00:59:53,980 --> 00:59:56,620
 - And then they see how they make the Death Guard.

1890
00:59:56,620 --> 00:59:57,460
 - Well, okay.

1891
00:59:57,460 --> 00:59:59,300
 - It's a metaphor, we see the king?

1892
00:59:59,300 --> 01:00:00,140
 - Yeah.

1893
01:00:00,140 --> 01:00:01,740
 - Yeah, we see how they make the Death Guard.

1894
01:00:01,740 --> 01:00:02,980
 - They're walking through tunnels,

1895
01:00:02,980 --> 01:00:04,340
 and they see how they make the Death Guard,

1896
01:00:04,340 --> 01:00:05,180
 which is like their--

1897
01:00:05,180 --> 01:00:06,860
 - The con, it's the con worm,

1898
01:00:06,860 --> 01:00:08,340
 where they put it in the guys in here.

1899
01:00:08,340 --> 01:00:09,180
 - It's exactly, it's like Star Trek.

1900
01:00:09,180 --> 01:00:10,020
 - It's gross.

1901
01:00:10,020 --> 01:00:12,340
 - It's another bit of-- - But it's Star Trek.

1902
01:00:12,340 --> 01:00:14,020
 - That's later, so they stole that from this.

1903
01:00:14,020 --> 01:00:15,020
 - Okay.

1904
01:00:15,020 --> 01:00:16,020
 - They stole that. - No, Star Trek

1905
01:00:16,020 --> 01:00:17,020
 was in the 70s.

1906
01:00:17,020 --> 01:00:18,020
 - Raph of con.

1907
01:00:18,020 --> 01:00:18,860
 - Raph of con.

1908
01:00:18,860 --> 01:00:21,380
 - Oh yeah, I mean, it might've been around the same time.

1909
01:00:21,380 --> 01:00:25,140
 - It was like, we could just really close.

1910
01:00:25,140 --> 01:00:26,500
 - So they, we find out how they make these--

1911
01:00:26,500 --> 01:00:27,620
 - 'Cause they pour some goo,

1912
01:00:27,620 --> 01:00:29,540
 this isn't a, they know put something,

1913
01:00:29,540 --> 01:00:30,900
 they pour some goo in his ear.

1914
01:00:30,900 --> 01:00:33,140
 - Yeah, they put the worm in, and they put the goo in.

1915
01:00:33,140 --> 01:00:34,460
 - Same ear, you two.

1916
01:00:34,460 --> 01:00:35,820
 - Oh fuck.

1917
01:00:35,820 --> 01:00:36,660
 - Who stole what?

1918
01:00:36,660 --> 01:00:37,820
 - Oh Jesus.

1919
01:00:37,820 --> 01:00:38,660
 - So--

1920
01:00:38,660 --> 01:00:41,540
 - Yeah, I mean, that's one of the overriding themes

1921
01:00:41,540 --> 01:00:44,100
 that I saw in Beast Master is there is like--

1922
01:00:44,100 --> 01:00:44,940
 - Star Trek?

1923
01:00:44,940 --> 01:00:45,780
 (laughing)

1924
01:00:45,780 --> 01:00:47,380
 - There's like gore.

1925
01:00:47,380 --> 01:00:49,020
 No, thinking of like the--

1926
01:00:49,020 --> 01:00:50,020
 - For the 80s.

1927
01:00:50,020 --> 01:00:52,260
 - No, but just in general, I think there's like excess gore.

1928
01:00:52,260 --> 01:00:54,020
 And again, I think it's just designed that way.

1929
01:00:54,020 --> 01:00:54,860
 - To be disturbing.

1930
01:00:54,860 --> 01:00:56,020
 - Yeah, to be gross.

1931
01:00:56,020 --> 01:00:58,660
 Like, the goo, not only do they put the thing in his ear,

1932
01:00:58,660 --> 01:00:59,860
 but then there's like--

1933
01:00:59,860 --> 01:01:01,060
 - Goo that they put in there too.

1934
01:01:01,060 --> 01:01:03,100
 - Yeah, I don't know what is like coming out

1935
01:01:03,100 --> 01:01:04,100
 right before they get the helmet thing on.

1936
01:01:04,100 --> 01:01:06,100
 - So here's this piece of trivia for you Brad.

1937
01:01:06,100 --> 01:01:08,700
 The Death Guard wear these spiky arm things

1938
01:01:08,700 --> 01:01:12,660
 and a giant leather cod piece and a helmet that they, okay?

1939
01:01:12,660 --> 01:01:13,820
 - From a BDSM store?

1940
01:01:13,820 --> 01:01:14,660
 - Yes.

1941
01:01:14,660 --> 01:01:16,100
 (laughing)

1942
01:01:16,100 --> 01:01:17,780
 - So interestingly enough--

1943
01:01:17,780 --> 01:01:18,780
 - Right down the corner or you know where it is.

1944
01:01:18,780 --> 01:01:20,900
 - The masks worn by the Death Guard

1945
01:01:20,900 --> 01:01:22,980
 did not have any eye sockets.

1946
01:01:22,980 --> 01:01:24,740
 So the reason the guy's running down the hallway

1947
01:01:24,740 --> 01:01:26,980
 waving his arms is so he doesn't run into the wall

1948
01:01:26,980 --> 01:01:28,340
 'cause the casters can't see.

1949
01:01:28,340 --> 01:01:30,740
 (laughing)

1950
01:01:30,740 --> 01:01:33,940
 - No, that is nothing.

1951
01:01:33,940 --> 01:01:36,020
 - So can we call them the gimp guards?

1952
01:01:36,020 --> 01:01:37,260
 - The gimp guards.

1953
01:01:37,260 --> 01:01:39,300
 - The actor could not be true.

1954
01:01:39,300 --> 01:01:41,620
 - The actor playing this part couldn't see what was happening.

1955
01:01:41,620 --> 01:01:43,140
 And even if you notice him running around

1956
01:01:43,140 --> 01:01:44,740
 with the movie waving his arms,

1957
01:01:44,740 --> 01:01:47,380
 it was to stop them from falling into the props and scenery.

1958
01:01:47,380 --> 01:01:49,500
 (laughing)

1959
01:01:49,500 --> 01:01:51,580
 - That can't be legal.

1960
01:01:51,580 --> 01:01:53,140
 How was that legal by the way?

1961
01:01:53,140 --> 01:01:55,100
 Just runs, I can't say.

1962
01:01:55,100 --> 01:01:56,420
 Just put your arms out.

1963
01:01:56,420 --> 01:01:57,260
 - Oh my God.

1964
01:01:57,260 --> 01:01:58,580
 - Oh my God.

1965
01:01:58,580 --> 01:02:02,300
 - Well guys, the budget for this movie was $9 million.

1966
01:02:02,300 --> 01:02:04,500
 - And it's $25 per actor per day.

1967
01:02:04,500 --> 01:02:06,380
 - I mean, I think maybe a million of that

1968
01:02:06,380 --> 01:02:07,980
 was building the damn pyramid.

1969
01:02:07,980 --> 01:02:09,580
 - You didn't build that?

1970
01:02:09,580 --> 01:02:10,420
 - I don't know.

1971
01:02:10,420 --> 01:02:12,260
 - $25 per actor per day.

1972
01:02:12,260 --> 01:02:13,700
 - Unless they were homeless.

1973
01:02:13,700 --> 01:02:14,860
 - No, that's how they got home.

1974
01:02:14,860 --> 01:02:15,700
 - Did they still live?

1975
01:02:15,700 --> 01:02:16,540
 - They had to paint them $25.

1976
01:02:16,540 --> 01:02:17,380
 - They haven't paid them.

1977
01:02:17,380 --> 01:02:19,180
 - They didn't pay Mark Singer $25 a day.

1978
01:02:19,180 --> 01:02:20,020
 - No.

1979
01:02:20,020 --> 01:02:20,860
 - Okay.

1980
01:02:20,860 --> 01:02:23,020
 - I feel like that pyramid is somewhere.

1981
01:02:23,020 --> 01:02:24,460
 They just used it.

1982
01:02:24,460 --> 01:02:26,580
 There's no way, there's no way.

1983
01:02:26,580 --> 01:02:30,780
 There's no way a union group built that pyramid

1984
01:02:30,780 --> 01:02:31,940
 steps the way they are.

1985
01:02:31,940 --> 01:02:34,180
 They're like, all right, rise over run.

1986
01:02:34,180 --> 01:02:35,700
 It's like two inches, number three.

1987
01:02:35,700 --> 01:02:37,020
 It's very good, boys.

1988
01:02:37,020 --> 01:02:38,340
 There's no way.

1989
01:02:38,340 --> 01:02:42,540
 But we want it at an 85 degree angle straight up.

1990
01:02:42,540 --> 01:02:43,380
 There's no way.

1991
01:02:43,380 --> 01:02:44,220
 - Yeah, I know.

1992
01:02:44,220 --> 01:02:48,020
 - Originally the role of Max was written for Klaus Kaczynski.

1993
01:02:48,020 --> 01:02:49,540
 However, a salary dispute.

1994
01:02:49,540 --> 01:02:50,740
 - Who is that?

1995
01:02:50,740 --> 01:02:51,940
 - Going to rip torn.

1996
01:02:51,940 --> 01:02:55,180
 - All right.

1997
01:02:55,180 --> 01:02:57,360
 Okay, so we're in the pyramid.

1998
01:02:57,360 --> 01:02:58,440
 - We're in the pyramid.

1999
01:02:58,440 --> 01:02:59,280
 - Where they are.

2000
01:02:59,280 --> 01:03:00,120
 - We're in the pyramid.

2001
01:03:00,120 --> 01:03:02,260
 - I think it's a death card, I can't see.

2002
01:03:02,260 --> 01:03:04,700
 - But we do, we don't want to forget the little moment

2003
01:03:04,700 --> 01:03:09,060
 of comic relief, where they release the ferrets

2004
01:03:09,060 --> 01:03:09,980
 to get the keys.

2005
01:03:09,980 --> 01:03:11,420
 - No, we're right there.

2006
01:03:11,420 --> 01:03:12,260
 - We're right there, okay.

2007
01:03:12,260 --> 01:03:16,380
 - So we learn how they make the death cards.

2008
01:03:16,380 --> 01:03:18,540
 And then, yeah, he's dropped it,

2009
01:03:18,540 --> 01:03:20,620
 'cause they eat the keys to get into the cell

2010
01:03:20,620 --> 01:03:22,980
 to save the king, or to get the king out.

2011
01:03:22,980 --> 01:03:26,980
 So they drop Teemos and Zeymoth.

2012
01:03:26,980 --> 01:03:27,820
 - Yeah.

2013
01:03:27,820 --> 01:03:28,740
 - That's not the right.

2014
01:03:28,740 --> 01:03:29,580
 Sorry.

2015
01:03:29,580 --> 01:03:30,940
 - That's cheating.

2016
01:03:30,940 --> 01:03:31,940
 Sorry.

2017
01:03:31,940 --> 01:03:33,380
 - Cotto and Frodo, what's her name?

2018
01:03:33,380 --> 01:03:34,660
 - Cotto and photo.

2019
01:03:34,660 --> 01:03:36,420
 - Cotto and photo.

2020
01:03:36,420 --> 01:03:37,260
 - I don't find...

2021
01:03:37,260 --> 01:03:39,060
 - Filbo and Frodo, whatever, whatever.

2022
01:03:39,060 --> 01:03:41,820
 - The fucking ferrets, the two ferrets

2023
01:03:41,820 --> 01:03:45,380
 that somehow are both males, but have whatever.

2024
01:03:45,380 --> 01:03:46,220
 - Babies there.

2025
01:03:46,220 --> 01:03:50,420
 - Hey, it's, I guess I can, this day and age.

2026
01:03:50,420 --> 01:03:51,660
 At that time, they couldn't, but...

2027
01:03:51,660 --> 01:03:53,940
 - So Klaus and Zeymoth was in more than 130 films,

2028
01:03:53,940 --> 01:03:55,700
 and is evidently a very prolific actor

2029
01:03:55,700 --> 01:03:58,020
 in the contemporary of Christopher Lee's.

2030
01:03:58,020 --> 01:03:58,860
 - Oh, okay.

2031
01:03:58,860 --> 01:03:59,700
 So there you go.

2032
01:03:59,700 --> 01:04:01,180
 - I mean, he's probably a character, right?

2033
01:04:01,180 --> 01:04:02,020
 - Yeah.

2034
01:04:02,020 --> 01:04:03,740
 - People that you see like every TV show

2035
01:04:03,740 --> 01:04:04,580
 that's ever been on.

2036
01:04:04,580 --> 01:04:05,740
 - Yeah, he was in no spot to the vampire.

2037
01:04:05,740 --> 01:04:08,140
 - All right, so...

2038
01:04:08,140 --> 01:04:08,980
 - Okay.

2039
01:04:08,980 --> 01:04:09,820
 - He was too expensive.

2040
01:04:09,820 --> 01:04:10,660
 - Okay.

2041
01:04:10,660 --> 01:04:12,380
 - He was too expensive.

2042
01:04:12,380 --> 01:04:14,780
 What the fuck was Riptorn to with that?

2043
01:04:14,780 --> 01:04:15,780
 Like Riptorn was like...

2044
01:04:15,780 --> 01:04:17,700
 - He took $25 a day.

2045
01:04:17,700 --> 01:04:18,980
 (laughing)

2046
01:04:18,980 --> 01:04:20,580
 - I mean, maybe it was.

2047
01:04:20,580 --> 01:04:21,420
 (laughing)

2048
01:04:21,420 --> 01:04:22,260
 - Oh my God.

2049
01:04:22,260 --> 01:04:25,780
 - That was the budget.

2050
01:04:25,780 --> 01:04:26,780
 - All right, so...

2051
01:04:26,780 --> 01:04:30,820
 So they're dropping the ferrets in.

2052
01:04:30,820 --> 01:04:32,460
 - To steal the keys, right?

2053
01:04:32,460 --> 01:04:33,740
 - Yeah.

2054
01:04:33,740 --> 01:04:34,580
 - And...

2055
01:04:34,580 --> 01:04:37,260
 - Something happens to the rope

2056
01:04:37,260 --> 01:04:38,340
 and the ferrets get lost.

2057
01:04:38,340 --> 01:04:41,780
 - No, so the bad guy wakes up and kills the priest.

2058
01:04:41,780 --> 01:04:43,460
 - The priests that are down there, like,

2059
01:04:43,460 --> 01:04:46,660
 I don't know, they're like check on their email or some shit.

2060
01:04:46,660 --> 01:04:49,340
 - Yeah, they're working with this incredibly dangerous thing.

2061
01:04:49,340 --> 01:04:51,260
 They've just created it, and yet it gets loose

2062
01:04:51,260 --> 01:04:52,340
 and like instill kills them.

2063
01:04:52,340 --> 01:04:53,900
 - And it gets loose.

2064
01:04:53,900 --> 01:04:56,420
 It swipes the rope with them on it,

2065
01:04:56,420 --> 01:05:00,300
 and then some of them still get the keys,

2066
01:05:00,300 --> 01:05:01,140
 but then they're like,

2067
01:05:01,140 --> 01:05:02,380
 and then they shark it and chase.

2068
01:05:02,380 --> 01:05:03,460
 This is the comic group.

2069
01:05:03,460 --> 01:05:05,340
 - Right, and then so we have like,

2070
01:05:05,340 --> 01:05:07,260
 over the next 15 minutes,

2071
01:05:07,260 --> 01:05:10,740
 various 30-second shots of ferrets running from a guy

2072
01:05:10,740 --> 01:05:12,660
 swinging his arm so he doesn't hit the side of the belt.

2073
01:05:12,660 --> 01:05:14,580
 - He can't see, he can't see.

2074
01:05:14,580 --> 01:05:15,940
 There's no holes in the match.

2075
01:05:15,940 --> 01:05:17,020
 (laughing)

2076
01:05:17,020 --> 01:05:18,220
 - A gimp number four.

2077
01:05:18,220 --> 01:05:20,100
 (laughing)

2078
01:05:20,100 --> 01:05:21,740
 - Is it the same guy the whole time?

2079
01:05:21,740 --> 01:05:22,580
 - Yes.

2080
01:05:22,580 --> 01:05:24,260
 - The actor hit the CD.

2081
01:05:24,260 --> 01:05:25,100
 - Oh my God.

2082
01:05:25,100 --> 01:05:25,940
 - So they had him close arms.

2083
01:05:25,940 --> 01:05:26,780
 - I heard the kid.

2084
01:05:26,780 --> 01:05:27,620
 I thought it was so far.

2085
01:05:27,620 --> 01:05:28,580
 - The scissor's on set?

2086
01:05:28,580 --> 01:05:30,260
 - I mean, but they had to leave it black

2087
01:05:30,260 --> 01:05:32,020
 so they could do that green eye effect,

2088
01:05:32,020 --> 01:05:33,820
 and then if they were actual eyes, it would work.

2089
01:05:33,820 --> 01:05:36,100
 - That's true, they couldn't see GI, that's the effect.

2090
01:05:36,100 --> 01:05:36,940
 - Yeah, so.

2091
01:05:36,940 --> 01:05:37,780
 - No, I thought it was funny.

2092
01:05:37,780 --> 01:05:38,860
 I remember his kid, I was like,

2093
01:05:38,860 --> 01:05:41,100
 "Oh my God, this ferrets are getting killed."

2094
01:05:41,100 --> 01:05:42,940
 And he's like banging the pipes and stuff,

2095
01:05:42,940 --> 01:05:43,780
 and then right there.

2096
01:05:43,780 --> 01:05:44,620
 - Yeah, yeah.

2097
01:05:44,620 --> 01:05:46,940
 - And it was, it was suspenseful.

2098
01:05:46,940 --> 01:05:47,780
 - Yeah.

2099
01:05:47,780 --> 01:05:49,100
 - I mean, it's a chasing.

2100
01:05:49,100 --> 01:05:51,260
 - It is a good chasing.

2101
01:05:51,260 --> 01:05:53,300
 - So then finally, the people.

2102
01:05:53,300 --> 01:05:55,380
 - For eight-year-old, yeah.

2103
01:05:55,380 --> 01:05:57,780
 - Managed, I guess, do they manage to find the room

2104
01:05:57,780 --> 01:05:58,620
 where the king is?

2105
01:05:58,620 --> 01:05:59,820
 - They find the room where the king is.

2106
01:05:59,820 --> 01:06:01,460
 - They don't need the keys, 'cause the door's unlocked.

2107
01:06:01,460 --> 01:06:03,020
 - The door's unlocked, 'cause it's a trap.

2108
01:06:03,020 --> 01:06:03,860
 - Yeah.

2109
01:06:03,860 --> 01:06:05,660
 - Riptorn is set a trap for.

2110
01:06:05,660 --> 01:06:07,500
 - 'Cause you can see with the eye ring.

2111
01:06:07,500 --> 01:06:08,340
 - Right.

2112
01:06:08,340 --> 01:06:10,780
 - And so they get in there, and then they're up there,

2113
01:06:10,780 --> 01:06:13,540
 that's when they have the fight with the,

2114
01:06:13,540 --> 01:06:17,540
 so then they're in there, they lock 'em in there,

2115
01:06:17,540 --> 01:06:18,380
 and then the--

2116
01:06:18,380 --> 01:06:19,780
 - The tiger shows up.

2117
01:06:19,780 --> 01:06:20,780
 - The tiger shows up,

2118
01:06:20,780 --> 01:06:22,740
 so then they decide to go in there with 'em.

2119
01:06:22,740 --> 01:06:24,540
 - Right, so now they're all locked in the same room.

2120
01:06:24,540 --> 01:06:26,140
 - So now it's Riptorn,

2121
01:06:26,140 --> 01:06:31,140
 the witch, Beastmaster, Tonicit, or what's her name?

2122
01:06:31,140 --> 01:06:33,620
 Fanny Roberts, the boy.

2123
01:06:33,620 --> 01:06:34,940
 - He's getting kerry, kerry.

2124
01:06:34,940 --> 01:06:35,940
 - Kerry, Kerry's wife.

2125
01:06:35,940 --> 01:06:38,120
 - Yeah, maybe, I don't know.

2126
01:06:38,120 --> 01:06:40,340
 - Yeah, so then they're all in there,

2127
01:06:40,340 --> 01:06:44,220
 and then the witch does the whole slither up the wall.

2128
01:06:44,220 --> 01:06:46,060
 - Well, before that, she throws something in--

2129
01:06:46,060 --> 01:06:48,180
 - She throws something in the Beastmaster's face,

2130
01:06:48,180 --> 01:06:49,380
 like glitter, or something.

2131
01:06:49,380 --> 01:06:50,220
 - Yeah, some glitter.

2132
01:06:50,220 --> 01:06:52,420
 - And it blinds them in.

2133
01:06:52,420 --> 01:06:54,260
 - And then she floats up the wall.

2134
01:06:54,260 --> 01:06:55,180
 - That is the best.

2135
01:06:55,180 --> 01:06:57,660
 - I remember-- - Again, just kind of creepy.

2136
01:06:57,660 --> 01:06:58,900
 - It is totally creepy.

2137
01:06:58,900 --> 01:07:01,060
 - And I remember, as a kid, watching it,

2138
01:07:01,060 --> 01:07:03,820
 it's like, he's just like, swipe it there.

2139
01:07:03,820 --> 01:07:05,380
 I was like, what's he doing?

2140
01:07:05,380 --> 01:07:06,220
 Like, what-- - Yeah.

2141
01:07:06,220 --> 01:07:08,980
 - And the best part is Riptorn's just standing there.

2142
01:07:08,980 --> 01:07:11,620
 - Well, Toni, but Toni Roberts is too.

2143
01:07:11,620 --> 01:07:13,140
 She could be like, she's--

2144
01:07:13,140 --> 01:07:14,140
 - She's going up the wall.

2145
01:07:14,140 --> 01:07:15,540
 Stand up, instead of using tiger.

2146
01:07:15,540 --> 01:07:17,380
 - We have to use the tiger.

2147
01:07:17,380 --> 01:07:20,820
 - Wait, and their defense, in Siri, Kerry.

2148
01:07:20,820 --> 01:07:23,860
 - Kerry and the young kids' defense.

2149
01:07:23,860 --> 01:07:27,300
 They've just found the king, and he doesn't have any eyes.

2150
01:07:27,300 --> 01:07:28,380
 - They were really, remember,

2151
01:07:28,380 --> 01:07:30,140
 'cause when Beastmaster first comes in,

2152
01:07:30,140 --> 01:07:32,620
 they're on the steps, but like, well,

2153
01:07:32,620 --> 01:07:34,660
 he might not be dead, but he's eyes are in his eyes.

2154
01:07:34,660 --> 01:07:35,500
 - He's useless.

2155
01:07:35,500 --> 01:07:36,340
 - Yeah, whatever.

2156
01:07:36,340 --> 01:07:37,180
 - That's fucking cool.

2157
01:07:37,180 --> 01:07:39,100
 That's literally, like, your boy--

2158
01:07:39,100 --> 01:07:40,100
 - So then-- - Your man,

2159
01:07:40,100 --> 01:07:43,020
 your Beastmaster man, your guy's about to get

2160
01:07:43,020 --> 01:07:45,180
 fucking killed by a witch who's crawling up the wall.

2161
01:07:45,180 --> 01:07:46,020
 - Yeah, help out.

2162
01:07:46,020 --> 01:07:47,220
 - You can't look around and be like,

2163
01:07:47,220 --> 01:07:49,180
 she's got a wife with a tiger who's looking through

2164
01:07:49,180 --> 01:07:51,780
 the little door.

2165
01:07:51,780 --> 01:07:53,780
 - Yeah, so he uses the tiger's eyes.

2166
01:07:53,780 --> 01:07:54,620
 - Right.

2167
01:07:54,620 --> 01:07:56,180
 - To see where the witch is, stabs up and kills her.

2168
01:07:56,180 --> 01:07:57,020
 - Yeah.

2169
01:07:57,020 --> 01:07:59,740
 - And turns and then, oh, it's a great move.

2170
01:07:59,740 --> 01:08:00,580
 - It's kind of gross, yeah.

2171
01:08:00,580 --> 01:08:01,420
 - It is a great move.

2172
01:08:01,420 --> 01:08:04,820
 He does it, stabs it up, twists it in her belly,

2173
01:08:04,820 --> 01:08:07,140
 and then pulls it down, and then turns her.

2174
01:08:07,140 --> 01:08:08,260
 It is a great move.

2175
01:08:08,260 --> 01:08:10,060
 - And then Riptorn decides, he's seen enough,

2176
01:08:10,060 --> 01:08:10,900
 he's gonna get out.

2177
01:08:10,900 --> 01:08:14,020
 - So he goes like down the stairs, down the stairs.

2178
01:08:14,020 --> 01:08:17,700
 - He leaves the escape hatch in the prison cell.

2179
01:08:17,700 --> 01:08:20,660
 - The worst prison cell ever, 'cause there's a hallway to get out.

2180
01:08:20,660 --> 01:08:22,540
 - Well, here's the thing, they hit a blind guy there,

2181
01:08:22,540 --> 01:08:23,380
 it didn't matter.

2182
01:08:23,380 --> 01:08:26,180
 - Put him in the prison cell where there's,

2183
01:08:26,180 --> 01:08:28,260
 wait, but that one has the escape hatch.

2184
01:08:28,260 --> 01:08:30,300
 Nah, it's fine, he's blind, he's blind.

2185
01:08:30,300 --> 01:08:32,380
 - But sir, he can walk, he's blind, it's fine.

2186
01:08:32,380 --> 01:08:34,380
 - He's blind, really, it's totally cool, it's totally cool.

2187
01:08:34,380 --> 01:08:35,900
 It's beyond the stairs, he's--

2188
01:08:35,900 --> 01:08:37,700
 - You trying to make this prophecy happen?

2189
01:08:37,700 --> 01:08:38,900
 - He's fucking blind.

2190
01:08:38,900 --> 01:08:40,860
 - Shut the fuck up, he's blind, he won't be honest.

2191
01:08:40,860 --> 01:08:42,740
 - Did we mention that, that the whole reason

2192
01:08:42,740 --> 01:08:44,660
 that they wanted to kill the kid was that the kid

2193
01:08:44,660 --> 01:08:47,300
 was gonna grow up to kill Maox?

2194
01:08:47,300 --> 01:08:48,860
 - I don't think Maox said that.

2195
01:08:48,860 --> 01:08:50,700
 - Hey, watch the movie you wanna figure it out.

2196
01:08:50,700 --> 01:08:52,020
 - Yeah, really, I mean--

2197
01:08:52,020 --> 01:08:54,180
 - We're not here, we're not here to tell you everything.

2198
01:08:54,180 --> 01:08:56,860
 - Yeah, we gotta leave some of it out or else--

2199
01:08:56,860 --> 01:08:59,020
 - You won't wanna see the movie.

2200
01:08:59,020 --> 01:09:01,580
 - By the way, it still doesn't hold up.

2201
01:09:01,580 --> 01:09:03,380
 - They get the king.

2202
01:09:03,380 --> 01:09:06,300
 - Oh, here's the homeless scene, yeah.

2203
01:09:06,300 --> 01:09:11,620
 - No, wait, oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

2204
01:09:11,620 --> 01:09:15,340
 - Oh God, there's two escapes,

2205
01:09:15,340 --> 01:09:16,900
 there's two escapes who haven't talked about.

2206
01:09:16,900 --> 01:09:18,060
 - They go to the special room.

2207
01:09:18,060 --> 01:09:20,460
 - They go to the special room with the skull

2208
01:09:20,460 --> 01:09:24,100
 that covers the spiral staircase.

2209
01:09:24,100 --> 01:09:26,740
 So they, the kid can turn that,

2210
01:09:26,740 --> 01:09:29,780
 the kid goes over and turns it, gets the skull up,

2211
01:09:29,780 --> 01:09:30,900
 all of them go down.

2212
01:09:30,900 --> 01:09:32,140
 - But then the-- - But then the--

2213
01:09:32,140 --> 01:09:34,700
 - The crazy bad guy shows up, still chasing the ferrets.

2214
01:09:34,700 --> 01:09:35,540
 - Wait, wait, wait.

2215
01:09:35,540 --> 01:09:37,020
 - Beast Master's like, "I can't go--"

2216
01:09:37,020 --> 01:09:38,620
 - I'm waiting on his ferrets, yeah.

2217
01:09:38,620 --> 01:09:40,340
 - And then they're like, "Okay, we're all gonna leave."

2218
01:09:40,340 --> 01:09:42,260
 And then he's trying to turn it down

2219
01:09:42,260 --> 01:09:45,020
 and for whatever, he can't turn it down.

2220
01:09:45,020 --> 01:09:48,300
 - Right, so he cuts some other random thing

2221
01:09:48,300 --> 01:09:49,820
 that just happens to make it fall.

2222
01:09:49,820 --> 01:09:53,220
 - No, he doesn't know some random thing.

2223
01:09:53,220 --> 01:09:54,700
 He takes his sword out,

2224
01:09:54,700 --> 01:09:56,620
 there's that skull that's sitting there.

2225
01:09:56,620 --> 01:09:57,620
 - Right. - Of course.

2226
01:09:57,620 --> 01:09:59,940
 And he cuts the skull's head off

2227
01:09:59,940 --> 01:10:02,780
 and the water comes out, and of course it makes you go down.

2228
01:10:02,780 --> 01:10:03,860
 - Again-- - Perfect logic.

2229
01:10:03,860 --> 01:10:04,700
 - Random thing, yeah.

2230
01:10:04,700 --> 01:10:05,860
 - Perfect logic. - Perfect logic.

2231
01:10:05,860 --> 01:10:07,540
 - And then Tanya Roberts comes out.

2232
01:10:07,540 --> 01:10:08,380
 - And then Tanya Roberts just--

2233
01:10:08,380 --> 01:10:09,480
 - I'm curious if I know where it's just like--

2234
01:10:09,480 --> 01:10:10,320
 - We're gonna go up the air shaft.

2235
01:10:10,320 --> 01:10:11,740
 - That was air shaft.

2236
01:10:11,740 --> 01:10:13,060
 Let me take this rope with us.

2237
01:10:13,060 --> 01:10:16,140
 - So then the ferrets show up with the keys

2238
01:10:16,140 --> 01:10:17,300
 and we have the-- - They don't need anymore.

2239
01:10:17,300 --> 01:10:18,620
 - They don't need anymore, it's like--

2240
01:10:18,620 --> 01:10:19,460
 - You're a little late.

2241
01:10:19,460 --> 01:10:21,420
 - Yeah, it was pretty funny.

2242
01:10:21,420 --> 01:10:23,500
 - And he should just like,

2243
01:10:23,500 --> 01:10:24,720
 a little late in this, like--

2244
01:10:24,720 --> 01:10:25,560
 - Just come out with that.

2245
01:10:25,560 --> 01:10:27,260
 - Squeeze him in a little, little ferret eyes.

2246
01:10:27,260 --> 01:10:28,660
 - Yeah, nice.

2247
01:10:28,660 --> 01:10:30,000
 - What?

2248
01:10:30,000 --> 01:10:32,620
 - Toto and Frodo, whatever the name is.

2249
01:10:32,620 --> 01:10:33,980
 - Well, I still don't know their names.

2250
01:10:33,980 --> 01:10:36,620
 - I like Tomax and Zaima, that's really good.

2251
01:10:36,620 --> 01:10:37,660
 - Oh, you're gonna get it wrong.

2252
01:10:37,660 --> 01:10:38,580
 Get it wrong.

2253
01:10:38,580 --> 01:10:42,700
 Yeah, so then the crazy-- - They crawl there.

2254
01:10:42,700 --> 01:10:44,980
 - The crazy gimp guy busts through the door.

2255
01:10:44,980 --> 01:10:47,260
 - He's caught the air shaft scraping his arms

2256
01:10:47,260 --> 01:10:49,220
 and it's like sparks flying.

2257
01:10:49,220 --> 01:10:50,620
 - No, he comes through the door first

2258
01:10:50,620 --> 01:10:52,380
 so they decide to escape up the air shaft.

2259
01:10:52,380 --> 01:10:55,820
 With the random rope, no, she comes over.

2260
01:10:55,820 --> 01:10:56,900
 The rope is hanging on the wall.

2261
01:10:56,900 --> 01:10:57,740
 - It wasn't, okay, okay.

2262
01:10:57,740 --> 01:11:00,500
 - And she cuts it off, like, it's like an emergency rope.

2263
01:11:00,500 --> 01:11:01,660
 It's like a fire extinguisher.

2264
01:11:01,660 --> 01:11:03,260
 She like cuts it off the wall

2265
01:11:03,260 --> 01:11:04,100
 and then goes up it. - They take it up

2266
01:11:04,100 --> 01:11:05,860
 the air shaft and then somehow they attach it

2267
01:11:05,860 --> 01:11:07,420
 to something and throw it out the air shaft

2268
01:11:07,420 --> 01:11:08,580
 and start to climb. - Right.

2269
01:11:08,580 --> 01:11:10,740
 - The crazy gimp guy comes out

2270
01:11:10,740 --> 01:11:13,020
 and starts smacking at the rope.

2271
01:11:13,020 --> 01:11:16,140
 - And then he does the beautiful thing.

2272
01:11:16,140 --> 01:11:17,540
 - Right, right, right.

2273
01:11:17,540 --> 01:11:22,460
 - And then he comes out, grabs the crazy guy's face

2274
01:11:22,460 --> 01:11:23,900
 and pulls it out. - It's down guard.

2275
01:11:23,900 --> 01:11:24,740
 - Death guard.

2276
01:11:24,740 --> 01:11:25,820
 - Okay, you know what's insane?

2277
01:11:25,820 --> 01:11:26,820
 - Poor guy.

2278
01:11:26,820 --> 01:11:30,380
 - We haven't, we still have so much to cover.

2279
01:11:30,380 --> 01:11:31,220
 - No, we don't.

2280
01:11:31,220 --> 01:11:32,060
 - Yeah, we do.

2281
01:11:32,060 --> 01:11:34,740
 - There can't be much left.

2282
01:11:34,740 --> 01:11:35,700
 - There's not much left.

2283
01:11:35,700 --> 01:11:38,100
 - All right, all right, I just had a realization.

2284
01:11:38,100 --> 01:11:38,940
 I don't want to go into it

2285
01:11:38,940 --> 01:11:40,340
 because I don't want to spoil anything.

2286
01:11:40,340 --> 01:11:43,260
 But I was like, oh, we've got like one more thing.

2287
01:11:43,260 --> 01:11:44,980
 Crap, no, then there's that one other thing.

2288
01:11:44,980 --> 01:11:46,180
 - There's still a big fire.

2289
01:11:46,180 --> 01:11:47,380
 I got you. - Yeah, yeah, all right.

2290
01:11:47,380 --> 01:11:49,940
 - See, the houses on silt,

2291
01:11:49,940 --> 01:11:52,500
 they intended on filming the collapse of the hut,

2292
01:11:52,500 --> 01:11:54,620
 but the structure crumbled of its own accord

2293
01:11:54,620 --> 01:11:55,860
 before they were fully set up.

2294
01:11:55,860 --> 01:11:57,580
 (laughing)

2295
01:11:57,580 --> 01:11:59,500
 But the cameraman was able to whip the camera up

2296
01:11:59,500 --> 01:12:01,420
 and catch that shot of the hut falling.

2297
01:12:01,420 --> 01:12:02,260
 - The one shot.

2298
01:12:02,260 --> 01:12:05,300
 - This is my new favorite movie.

2299
01:12:05,300 --> 01:12:06,140
 (laughing)

2300
01:12:06,140 --> 01:12:08,060
 Look, I'm reading all this trivia.

2301
01:12:08,060 --> 01:12:10,340
 - And this is the sort of thing we never knew back then.

2302
01:12:10,340 --> 01:12:11,180
 - I know.

2303
01:12:11,180 --> 01:12:13,900
 - Unless you, I don't know, knew somebody who happened

2304
01:12:13,900 --> 01:12:15,420
 to see a behind the scenes show.

2305
01:12:15,420 --> 01:12:17,260
 You didn't get this sort of animation.

2306
01:12:17,260 --> 01:12:18,500
 One of the directors will say,

2307
01:12:18,500 --> 01:12:20,780
 every time a new animal would arrive on the set,

2308
01:12:20,780 --> 01:12:23,540
 we'd find out they couldn't do anything, basically.

2309
01:12:23,540 --> 01:12:25,460
 (laughing)

2310
01:12:25,460 --> 01:12:27,700
 - Can we just drop the animals, sir?

2311
01:12:27,700 --> 01:12:29,580
 This is called Bismaster for either.

2312
01:12:29,580 --> 01:12:30,420
 - Says them.

2313
01:12:30,420 --> 01:12:32,420
 (laughing)

2314
01:12:32,420 --> 01:12:35,060
 - What did they want them to do?

2315
01:12:35,060 --> 01:12:35,900
 - Instead of getting--

2316
01:12:35,900 --> 01:12:38,180
 - Can you act like they're sitting under my tark.

2317
01:12:38,180 --> 01:12:39,020
 What could you do?

2318
01:12:39,020 --> 01:12:39,860
 Can you do that?

2319
01:12:39,860 --> 01:12:40,700
 - I do.

2320
01:12:40,700 --> 01:12:41,540
 - Can you sit?

2321
01:12:41,540 --> 01:12:42,380
 What do you, what can you do?

2322
01:12:42,380 --> 01:12:43,220
 - Instead of getting--

2323
01:12:43,220 --> 01:12:44,060
 - This animal will answer me.

2324
01:12:44,060 --> 01:12:44,900
 (laughing)

2325
01:12:44,900 --> 01:12:46,420
 - It says instead of getting the fully trained creatures

2326
01:12:46,420 --> 01:12:48,780
 they needed, they got bargain basement animal after.

2327
01:12:48,780 --> 01:12:49,620
 (laughing)

2328
01:12:49,620 --> 01:12:50,460
 - Well, there you go.

2329
01:12:50,460 --> 01:12:51,300
 I mean, that's--

2330
01:12:51,300 --> 01:12:53,820
 - The most egregious of which would have been that bird.

2331
01:12:53,820 --> 01:12:56,580
 And I just found out why that bird would fly.

2332
01:12:56,580 --> 01:12:58,780
 It was owned by the San Diego Zoo.

2333
01:12:58,780 --> 01:13:00,780
 So it's not even trying, it was just like,

2334
01:13:00,780 --> 01:13:01,620
 they just--

2335
01:13:01,620 --> 01:13:02,460
 - It was just an eagle.

2336
01:13:02,460 --> 01:13:03,300
 - An eagle.

2337
01:13:03,300 --> 01:13:04,780
 (laughing)

2338
01:13:04,780 --> 01:13:05,620
 - Wow.

2339
01:13:05,620 --> 01:13:06,460
 - Oh, she's--

2340
01:13:06,460 --> 01:13:07,700
 (laughing)

2341
01:13:07,700 --> 01:13:09,660
 - Bargain basement animal.

2342
01:13:09,660 --> 01:13:11,860
 - Melinda, they had to have all the sound effects put in

2343
01:13:11,860 --> 01:13:12,700
 'cause--

2344
01:13:12,700 --> 01:13:13,540
 (laughing)

2345
01:13:13,540 --> 01:13:14,380
 - The bird would do it.

2346
01:13:14,380 --> 01:13:15,200
 - Yeah, the bird would do it.

2347
01:13:15,200 --> 01:13:17,980
 - I thought that was, I sure thought that was to do it.

2348
01:13:17,980 --> 01:13:19,460
 - It was like throwing its voice

2349
01:13:19,460 --> 01:13:22,060
 'cause all the beak wasn't moving.

2350
01:13:22,060 --> 01:13:22,900
 So--

2351
01:13:22,900 --> 01:13:24,080
 - Is it like a ventriloquist bird?

2352
01:13:24,080 --> 01:13:24,980
 - All right, wait a minute.

2353
01:13:24,980 --> 01:13:27,860
 - So it is really great because the bird kills the gimp guy

2354
01:13:27,860 --> 01:13:30,580
 who falls and like plans and dies.

2355
01:13:30,580 --> 01:13:31,420
 - He falls.

2356
01:13:31,420 --> 01:13:32,260
 - Right.

2357
01:13:32,260 --> 01:13:34,500
 - They're like 10 feet down the rope

2358
01:13:34,500 --> 01:13:36,580
 and they luckily drop off the rope

2359
01:13:36,580 --> 01:13:38,220
 and then fall into the way.

2360
01:13:38,220 --> 01:13:39,060
 - Farmer tuck.

2361
01:13:39,060 --> 01:13:39,900
 - Farmer tuck.

2362
01:13:39,900 --> 01:13:40,740
 - Fryer tuck.

2363
01:13:40,740 --> 01:13:41,580
 - Fryer tuck.

2364
01:13:41,580 --> 01:13:42,420
 - Farmer tuck.

2365
01:13:42,420 --> 01:13:43,260
 - Farmer tuck.

2366
01:13:43,260 --> 01:13:44,100
 - Fryer tuck.

2367
01:13:44,100 --> 01:13:45,460
 - That just happens to be there.

2368
01:13:45,460 --> 01:13:46,460
 - He's like--

2369
01:13:46,460 --> 01:13:47,500
 - I mean, did he mean to be there?

2370
01:13:47,500 --> 01:13:48,940
 Or was he just like going by?

2371
01:13:48,940 --> 01:13:50,260
 - No, he meant to be there.

2372
01:13:50,260 --> 01:13:51,260
 - That was part of the plan.

2373
01:13:51,260 --> 01:13:53,100
 - No, because darn, like, wait, wait a minute.

2374
01:13:53,100 --> 01:13:55,140
 - We're gonna come, we're gonna come out this air vent.

2375
01:13:55,140 --> 01:13:56,820
 - No, wait, wait, wait.

2376
01:13:56,820 --> 01:13:57,820
 They actually set that up.

2377
01:13:57,820 --> 01:13:59,220
 If you remember when they were going in,

2378
01:13:59,220 --> 01:14:02,340
 they're like, midi from back, we'll be there.

2379
01:14:02,340 --> 01:14:03,700
 They make a comment.

2380
01:14:03,700 --> 01:14:04,900
 They're like, we're gonna go back.

2381
01:14:04,900 --> 01:14:05,740
 - I almost missed that.

2382
01:14:05,740 --> 01:14:08,620
 - 'Cause they know that the stairs with the skull

2383
01:14:08,620 --> 01:14:10,540
 were gonna come out that way and the air vents.

2384
01:14:10,540 --> 01:14:11,860
 - Well, here's my thing.

2385
01:14:11,860 --> 01:14:13,460
 How far up the air vent they had to crawl

2386
01:14:13,460 --> 01:14:16,700
 because every time you see them in that pyramid,

2387
01:14:16,700 --> 01:14:18,980
 they're taking a stairs down, stairs down, stairs down.

2388
01:14:18,980 --> 01:14:21,500
 - But then when they're doing the air vent, they're level.

2389
01:14:21,500 --> 01:14:22,340
 - No, the air vent--

2390
01:14:22,340 --> 01:14:23,860
 - They start off this way, and then it's just--

2391
01:14:23,860 --> 01:14:25,660
 - Yeah, but at the end it's like--

2392
01:14:25,660 --> 01:14:27,020
 - I don't know.

2393
01:14:27,020 --> 01:14:30,420
 - We need to rewatch it and draw a schematic of the temple.

2394
01:14:30,420 --> 01:14:31,260
 - No, we don't.

2395
01:14:31,260 --> 01:14:33,260
 - 'Cause it's probably like Escher probably doesn't make sense.

2396
01:14:33,260 --> 01:14:34,900
 - Wait, wait, wait, wait, Brock,

2397
01:14:34,900 --> 01:14:37,460
 the whole point is to watch it for this one podcast.

2398
01:14:37,460 --> 01:14:38,300
 - I've never watched it again.

2399
01:14:38,300 --> 01:14:39,140
 - And never watch it again.

2400
01:14:39,140 --> 01:14:39,980
 - And never watch it again.

2401
01:14:39,980 --> 01:14:41,300
 - It doesn't matter.

2402
01:14:41,300 --> 01:14:44,300
 - Yeah, we're done.

2403
01:14:44,300 --> 01:14:45,900
 - Oh, the temple was lit with torches

2404
01:14:45,900 --> 01:14:47,620
 that created black smoke,

2405
01:14:47,620 --> 01:14:49,700
 and so the crew was forced to wear breathing masks,

2406
01:14:49,700 --> 01:14:51,460
 and they had to repeatedly clean the nostrils

2407
01:14:51,460 --> 01:14:53,140
 of the actors of--

2408
01:14:53,140 --> 01:14:56,420
 - Jesus, so somebody got lung cancer before.

2409
01:14:56,420 --> 01:14:58,300
 I was just talking when we lost her for that.

2410
01:14:58,300 --> 01:15:00,380
 - The claustrophobic, wow.

2411
01:15:00,380 --> 01:15:01,220
 - All right, so--

2412
01:15:01,220 --> 01:15:02,500
 - So it's a fun trivia.

2413
01:15:02,500 --> 01:15:03,780
 - Then we have the homeless scene

2414
01:15:03,780 --> 01:15:04,620
 where the people--

2415
01:15:04,620 --> 01:15:07,380
 - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, wait, wait, wait.

2416
01:15:07,380 --> 01:15:08,620
 - Well, we have to get out of the city.

2417
01:15:08,620 --> 01:15:09,780
 - We had to get out of the city.

2418
01:15:09,780 --> 01:15:11,980
 - We had to have the ferret,

2419
01:15:11,980 --> 01:15:13,380
 Rube Goldberg device.

2420
01:15:13,380 --> 01:15:15,820
 (laughing)

2421
01:15:15,820 --> 01:15:18,940
 - Where he ties the ferrets to the eagle.

2422
01:15:18,940 --> 01:15:22,780
 - Yeah, somehow the eagle doesn't eat the ferrets.

2423
01:15:22,780 --> 01:15:25,660
 - And also, the guy's like letting them eat the rope,

2424
01:15:25,660 --> 01:15:26,820
 and he's like, "Ah, fuck it,

2425
01:15:26,820 --> 01:15:28,700
 I'm just gonna chop their head off."

2426
01:15:28,700 --> 01:15:30,300
 - And then he gets, then the comedy scene

2427
01:15:30,300 --> 01:15:32,700
 where he gets bitten in the nuts.

2428
01:15:32,700 --> 01:15:35,220
 - Right, and then he accidentally cuts the rope.

2429
01:15:35,220 --> 01:15:38,060
 - Right, luckily because the other death eaters

2430
01:15:38,060 --> 01:15:39,060
 are coming right after him.

2431
01:15:39,060 --> 01:15:40,300
 - But I've got the whip after him.

2432
01:15:40,300 --> 01:15:41,140
 - Yeah, yeah.

2433
01:15:41,140 --> 01:15:46,100
 - Somehow the regular guy's not getting eaten by those guys.

2434
01:15:46,100 --> 01:15:47,980
 He's got those under control.

2435
01:15:47,980 --> 01:15:50,020
 - So we get a nut chump,

2436
01:15:50,020 --> 01:15:53,460
 we get an accidental rope cut,

2437
01:15:53,460 --> 01:15:57,940
 we get the gimp guys all having to slide

2438
01:15:57,940 --> 01:16:00,180
 underneath the door right where the spiky things are,

2439
01:16:00,180 --> 01:16:01,460
 so they all get impaled.

2440
01:16:01,460 --> 01:16:05,100
 And then the ferrets jump like 30 feet

2441
01:16:05,100 --> 01:16:07,420
 onto the cart as it's feeding away.

2442
01:16:07,420 --> 01:16:08,540
 It's a pretty impressive jump.

2443
01:16:08,540 --> 01:16:09,380
 - It is, yeah.

2444
01:16:09,380 --> 01:16:12,220
 - Somebody threw those ferrets.

2445
01:16:12,220 --> 01:16:14,140
 - Or stuffed animals, yeah.

2446
01:16:14,140 --> 01:16:15,220
 - It's a movie.

2447
01:16:15,220 --> 01:16:16,060
 (laughing)

2448
01:16:16,060 --> 01:16:17,260
 It's a spender disbelief for him.

2449
01:16:17,260 --> 01:16:19,260
 - No, I thought it was a documentary.

2450
01:16:19,260 --> 01:16:21,060
 - Please, come on, like, this is a,

2451
01:16:21,060 --> 01:16:22,380
 well, I mean, it is, I mean--

2452
01:16:22,380 --> 01:16:23,220
 - That's true, that's true.

2453
01:16:23,220 --> 01:16:24,380
 - He has spender disbelief.

2454
01:16:24,380 --> 01:16:25,380
 - But that was a little bit.

2455
01:16:25,380 --> 01:16:26,660
 - So that we're at the homeless camp.

2456
01:16:26,660 --> 01:16:27,860
 - Finally, God.

2457
01:16:27,860 --> 01:16:33,380
 - So the king decides, he decides like an idiot.

2458
01:16:33,380 --> 01:16:36,180
 I don't give a shit, we're gonna attack him,

2459
01:16:36,180 --> 01:16:37,020
 and then he's right now--

2460
01:16:37,020 --> 01:16:37,860
 - Get my kingdom back.

2461
01:16:37,860 --> 01:16:38,700
 - I'll get him a kingdom.

2462
01:16:38,700 --> 01:16:39,620
 It's like, no, you can't win.

2463
01:16:39,620 --> 01:16:40,460
 And he's like, I don't--

2464
01:16:40,460 --> 01:16:45,060
 - I don't care, I'm blind, I don't know what's going on.

2465
01:16:45,060 --> 01:16:46,780
 I don't care why people are telling me,

2466
01:16:46,780 --> 01:16:48,060
 I'm doing it anyway.

2467
01:16:48,060 --> 01:16:48,900
 - Hey, pull the top move.

2468
01:16:48,900 --> 01:16:51,980
 - Yeah, he totally, it's gonna be the best victory ever.

2469
01:16:51,980 --> 01:16:53,580
 Yeah, he totally just goes.

2470
01:16:53,580 --> 01:16:57,420
 That's a part.

2471
01:16:57,420 --> 01:17:01,580
 It's like, he didn't listen, and then--

2472
01:17:01,580 --> 01:17:03,980
 - Then it just stabbed him.

2473
01:17:03,980 --> 01:17:05,340
 - Well, that's when they find out also

2474
01:17:05,340 --> 01:17:07,660
 that the ring is spying on them.

2475
01:17:07,660 --> 01:17:11,420
 - Right, 'cause they stabbed the ring, again, gross,

2476
01:17:11,420 --> 01:17:15,300
 and Seth is like, we can't do this

2477
01:17:15,300 --> 01:17:18,300
 because the bad guy knows exactly what our plans are,

2478
01:17:18,300 --> 01:17:20,340
 and the king's like, yeah, so what?

2479
01:17:20,340 --> 01:17:24,180
 And then apparently, overnight, they do this.

2480
01:17:24,180 --> 01:17:25,740
 Well, they send away Beast Master

2481
01:17:25,740 --> 01:17:28,860
 because the king's like, you're a freak, get lost.

2482
01:17:28,860 --> 01:17:31,580
 In wonderful, fatherly king fashion.

2483
01:17:31,580 --> 01:17:34,540
 Like, you know, you spoke against me,

2484
01:17:34,540 --> 01:17:37,380
 you have weird powers, you're different, go away.

2485
01:17:37,380 --> 01:17:39,980
 So he goes off and spends the night sleeping by himself.

2486
01:17:39,980 --> 01:17:42,220
 And I guess, overnight, they do this--

2487
01:17:42,220 --> 01:17:44,260
 - It's the next, like, yeah, the next--

2488
01:17:44,260 --> 01:17:45,380
 - They do this attack.

2489
01:17:45,380 --> 01:17:47,460
 - In the morning, they fucking get their ass kicked.

2490
01:17:47,460 --> 01:17:49,780
 - Yeah, and it's like the worst attack ever.

2491
01:17:49,780 --> 01:17:50,700
 - All right, and so then--

2492
01:17:50,700 --> 01:17:51,740
 - Everybody gets captured.

2493
01:17:51,740 --> 01:17:52,740
 - Yeah, everybody gets captured.

2494
01:17:52,740 --> 01:17:53,980
 - But they get new clothes.

2495
01:17:53,980 --> 01:17:56,420
 - Yeah, they get ripped off again.

2496
01:17:56,420 --> 01:17:58,700
 - They're getting nice clothes to be sacrificed in.

2497
01:17:58,700 --> 01:17:59,540
 - Yeah.

2498
01:17:59,540 --> 01:18:00,460
 - But we're not there yet.

2499
01:18:00,460 --> 01:18:02,020
 So then, Friar Tuck goes back,

2500
01:18:02,020 --> 01:18:03,540
 and finds Beast Master is just like,

2501
01:18:03,540 --> 01:18:05,460
 sleep on the rock, and they're like, yeah.

2502
01:18:05,460 --> 01:18:06,420
 - It all went to shit.

2503
01:18:06,420 --> 01:18:08,220
 - What you said was gonna happen, happened.

2504
01:18:08,220 --> 01:18:09,460
 - What you said was gonna happen.

2505
01:18:09,460 --> 01:18:10,300
 - And they're gonna kill them all.

2506
01:18:10,300 --> 01:18:11,820
 - They're gonna kill them all.

2507
01:18:11,820 --> 01:18:13,900
 Will you please come back?

2508
01:18:13,900 --> 01:18:14,740
 - A rescue.

2509
01:18:14,740 --> 01:18:16,700
 - Please, please. - Please, please go away.

2510
01:18:16,700 --> 01:18:18,340
 - Please help us.

2511
01:18:18,340 --> 01:18:19,620
 - In his wonderfully whiny way.

2512
01:18:19,620 --> 01:18:20,940
 You must come back.

2513
01:18:20,940 --> 01:18:21,780
 - Yeah.

2514
01:18:21,780 --> 01:18:22,620
 - Whatever.

2515
01:18:22,620 --> 01:18:24,780
 - But he's like, and then Beast Master's like,

2516
01:18:24,780 --> 01:18:28,780
 fine, fine, fine, fine, whatever, right?

2517
01:18:28,780 --> 01:18:29,780
 - I got nothing else to do.

2518
01:18:29,780 --> 01:18:30,620
 - I got nothing else to do.

2519
01:18:30,620 --> 01:18:33,100
 I don't, I'm not gonna handle these fucking ferrets all day.

2520
01:18:33,100 --> 01:18:34,420
 - Yeah, that's right.

2521
01:18:34,420 --> 01:18:35,780
 - So he's like, all right, so he comes back,

2522
01:18:35,780 --> 01:18:40,780
 they ride back into town, and it's like just in time.

2523
01:18:40,780 --> 01:18:42,180
 - For the sacrifice.

2524
01:18:42,180 --> 01:18:43,780
 - And there's a pyramid fight scene.

2525
01:18:43,780 --> 01:18:46,900
 - Yeah, which is so slow.

2526
01:18:46,900 --> 01:18:48,580
 - I think there's the overriding theme.

2527
01:18:48,580 --> 01:18:50,220
 Like every single thing that we say,

2528
01:18:50,220 --> 01:18:51,420
 that this was horrible.

2529
01:18:51,420 --> 01:18:52,260
 - It's so.

2530
01:18:52,260 --> 01:18:53,100
 - Oh, this was horrible.

2531
01:18:53,100 --> 01:18:56,660
 - No, the pyramid, the pyramid fight scene is so slow.

2532
01:18:56,660 --> 01:18:57,860
 - All the fights scenes are slow.

2533
01:18:57,860 --> 01:19:00,100
 - Like, I feel like, but is it slow?

2534
01:19:00,100 --> 01:19:02,820
 - It's like, if we, like, if I got a stick,

2535
01:19:02,820 --> 01:19:05,140
 you got a stick and we would be like, okay, let's do this.

2536
01:19:05,140 --> 01:19:08,220
 Let's go parry, thrust, thrust.

2537
01:19:08,220 --> 01:19:09,540
 - It's like bugged up.

2538
01:19:09,540 --> 01:19:11,380
 (laughing)

2539
01:19:11,380 --> 01:19:13,220
 - Yeah, I'm sorry, death, death, death, death.

2540
01:19:13,220 --> 01:19:14,060
 - Back to fire, death.

2541
01:19:14,060 --> 01:19:14,980
 - Oh, god, don't turn parries in.

2542
01:19:14,980 --> 01:19:18,660
 - Thrust, but it's not anywhere near that speed.

2543
01:19:18,660 --> 01:19:20,300
 It'd be like, yeah, it's like--

2544
01:19:20,300 --> 01:19:22,140
 - I don't know, I don't think the fight scenes were that slow.

2545
01:19:22,140 --> 01:19:25,420
 I mean, okay, it's no, it's no like Avengers movie

2546
01:19:25,420 --> 01:19:27,060
 or Matrix or anything like that.

2547
01:19:27,060 --> 01:19:31,500
 It is definitely aged, but I mean, if you compare,

2548
01:19:31,500 --> 01:19:34,300
 if you compare the lightsaber scene in Star Wars

2549
01:19:34,300 --> 01:19:38,100
 to the lightsaber scene, even in like the Phantom Menace,

2550
01:19:38,100 --> 01:19:39,420
 it's not much of a fight

2551
01:19:39,420 --> 01:19:41,820
 between Darth Vader and Obi-Wan Kenobi.

2552
01:19:41,820 --> 01:19:43,340
 - It's really bad. - It's very tame.

2553
01:19:43,340 --> 01:19:45,300
 - It's better than this shit.

2554
01:19:45,300 --> 01:19:46,820
 - I'm not saying it's not, but I'm just saying

2555
01:19:46,820 --> 01:19:48,860
 that things change, but they're like--

2556
01:19:48,860 --> 01:19:52,140
 - It's his big move, his big move in this.

2557
01:19:52,140 --> 01:19:54,820
 - It's the rollover, the point he gets--

2558
01:19:54,820 --> 01:19:58,180
 - No, when he jumps, like, there's a fire pit there,

2559
01:19:58,180 --> 01:20:00,620
 he jumps into the beginning of it and then jumps back at,

2560
01:20:00,620 --> 01:20:01,620
 like, that's his big move.

2561
01:20:01,620 --> 01:20:02,740
 - Well, and I'll give it to you, like--

2562
01:20:02,740 --> 01:20:04,860
 - And Johnny most of this fire stick.

2563
01:20:04,860 --> 01:20:05,700
 - It's just like--

2564
01:20:05,700 --> 01:20:07,380
 - Boom, it's not a fire stick, his stick, he's like--

2565
01:20:07,380 --> 01:20:08,980
 - His fire stick, he's like--

2566
01:20:08,980 --> 01:20:10,540
 - You wouldn't watch it, it was that prime.

2567
01:20:10,540 --> 01:20:11,380
 - Yeah.

2568
01:20:11,380 --> 01:20:12,220
 (laughing)

2569
01:20:12,220 --> 01:20:13,660
 - That sky is in a way that would probably be like,

2570
01:20:13,660 --> 01:20:14,980
 "Ow, man, knock it off."

2571
01:20:14,980 --> 01:20:15,820
 - Yeah.

2572
01:20:15,820 --> 01:20:16,660
 - And they're like, they're dead.

2573
01:20:16,660 --> 01:20:17,500
 - Yeah.

2574
01:20:17,500 --> 01:20:18,860
 - Yeah, they're falling over and wailing in pain,

2575
01:20:18,860 --> 01:20:21,420
 so either there's something on that stick

2576
01:20:21,420 --> 01:20:22,860
 that I don't know about or--

2577
01:20:22,860 --> 01:20:23,700
 - He's got poison all over that.

2578
01:20:23,700 --> 01:20:24,540
 - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

2579
01:20:24,540 --> 01:20:29,540
 So there's the fight scene and of course,

2580
01:20:29,540 --> 01:20:32,700
 the bad guy loses, Riptorn has thrown into the fire.

2581
01:20:32,700 --> 01:20:35,380
 - Yeah, well no, he's get stabbed first.

2582
01:20:35,380 --> 01:20:37,500
 - Right, then he takes the ferret with him under the fire.

2583
01:20:37,500 --> 01:20:38,660
 - Right, when he pulls the knife out

2584
01:20:38,660 --> 01:20:40,380
 and he's sneaking up behind Beastmaster.

2585
01:20:40,380 --> 01:20:43,140
 - And the ferret jumps up to it from the ground,

2586
01:20:43,140 --> 01:20:46,020
 like a ferret could do, from the ground, up to his neck.

2587
01:20:46,020 --> 01:20:46,860
 - Right, so--

2588
01:20:46,860 --> 01:20:48,340
 - By someone who falls under the fire,

2589
01:20:48,340 --> 01:20:50,220
 probably the saddest scene in the whole movie,

2590
01:20:50,220 --> 01:20:53,620
 after the dog dying, or maybe in comparison with that dying.

2591
01:20:53,620 --> 01:20:54,900
 - Nah, I think that's the saddest.

2592
01:20:54,900 --> 01:20:56,180
 - The ferret dies.

2593
01:20:56,180 --> 01:20:58,620
 - Yeah, when Frodo dies, it's so bad.

2594
01:20:58,620 --> 01:20:59,460
 - He goes into the--

2595
01:20:59,460 --> 01:21:00,620
 - Yeah, but Zaymont's still there.

2596
01:21:00,620 --> 01:21:02,700
 - Yeah, Zaymont's still there.

2597
01:21:02,700 --> 01:21:05,940
 - Zaymont's still there, I can't remember which one.

2598
01:21:05,940 --> 01:21:08,100
 - When they die, it's so sad.

2599
01:21:08,100 --> 01:21:10,540
 And so we got that going on.

2600
01:21:10,540 --> 01:21:12,300
 - So you think like, hey, the movie's over.

2601
01:21:12,300 --> 01:21:16,420
 And then like the king is the little boy's the king,

2602
01:21:16,420 --> 01:21:17,260
 they're all good.

2603
01:21:17,260 --> 01:21:18,580
 - That's right, 'cause the king was killed.

2604
01:21:18,580 --> 01:21:19,780
 - Yeah, he got stabbed.

2605
01:21:19,780 --> 01:21:20,620
 - No.

2606
01:21:20,620 --> 01:21:21,460
 - Riptorn killed him.

2607
01:21:21,460 --> 01:21:22,780
 - Yeah, the king got stabbed.

2608
01:21:22,780 --> 01:21:24,380
 - Yeah, he like slashed.

2609
01:21:24,380 --> 01:21:28,540
 - Nah, he got shot till the ward comes, guys.

2610
01:21:28,540 --> 01:21:30,420
 You guys are stiff in the head.

2611
01:21:30,420 --> 01:21:32,580
 - He's fine, the king is fine.

2612
01:21:32,580 --> 01:21:34,140
 - He got stabbed by Riptorn.

2613
01:21:34,140 --> 01:21:35,220
 - No, he did not.

2614
01:21:35,220 --> 01:21:36,060
 - Yeah, he did.

2615
01:21:36,060 --> 01:21:36,900
 - Yeah, he did.

2616
01:21:36,900 --> 01:21:37,740
 - On top of the temple.

2617
01:21:37,740 --> 01:21:38,580
 - No.

2618
01:21:38,580 --> 01:21:39,940
 - What movie did you watch?

2619
01:21:39,940 --> 01:21:41,300
 - I watched him when he did it.

2620
01:21:41,300 --> 01:21:42,500
 - I'll put it back on.

2621
01:21:42,500 --> 01:21:46,300
 He doesn't get hurt until he gets shot in the arrow.

2622
01:21:46,300 --> 01:21:47,660
 - No, that's the little king.

2623
01:21:47,660 --> 01:21:48,660
 - We're talking about the old king.

2624
01:21:48,660 --> 01:21:49,500
 - The old king.

2625
01:21:49,500 --> 01:21:50,340
 - With no eyes.

2626
01:21:50,340 --> 01:21:51,340
 - Oh, I'm talking to him.

2627
01:21:51,340 --> 01:21:52,180
 - Riptorn kills him.

2628
01:21:52,180 --> 01:21:53,020
 - Okay, I'm talking with the new king.

2629
01:21:53,020 --> 01:21:55,700
 - Okay, I was like, what the hell am I doing?

2630
01:21:55,700 --> 01:21:57,660
 - You're right, the old king gets killed.

2631
01:21:57,660 --> 01:21:58,500
 - The old king gets killed.

2632
01:21:58,500 --> 01:22:01,460
 - The old king gets killed, I'm saying the new king.

2633
01:22:01,460 --> 01:22:02,380
 - Well, we just kind of miss.

2634
01:22:02,380 --> 01:22:03,220
 We sleep.

2635
01:22:03,220 --> 01:22:04,060
 - Wait, wait, wait.

2636
01:22:04,060 --> 01:22:04,900
 - So the old king is dead.

2637
01:22:04,900 --> 01:22:07,340
 So now the young boy is based on the king.

2638
01:22:07,340 --> 01:22:08,180
 - Yeah, I'm sorry.

2639
01:22:08,180 --> 01:22:09,020
 We skipped that boy.

2640
01:22:09,020 --> 01:22:10,180
 - That's okay, that's okay.

2641
01:22:10,180 --> 01:22:11,340
 - So now the turn of order is coming.

2642
01:22:11,340 --> 01:22:12,380
 - Well, yeah, that's the thing is like,

2643
01:22:12,380 --> 01:22:14,220
 you think that, hey, the movie's kind of over

2644
01:22:14,220 --> 01:22:15,500
 because Riptorn's dead.

2645
01:22:15,500 --> 01:22:17,260
 The back mayoks, he's dead.

2646
01:22:17,260 --> 01:22:18,580
 And then you're like, oh shit,

2647
01:22:18,580 --> 01:22:21,180
 we've got the bad special effect on the horizon again.

2648
01:22:21,180 --> 01:22:22,620
 The what color?

2649
01:22:22,620 --> 01:22:23,820
 - This one was orange.

2650
01:22:23,820 --> 01:22:26,780
 - Okay, so the orange dust storm is coming.

2651
01:22:26,780 --> 01:22:31,380
 And it's the John Horrors and they're on their way back.

2652
01:22:31,380 --> 01:22:32,700
 - The John Horrors?

2653
01:22:32,700 --> 01:22:33,700
 - The John Horrors.

2654
01:22:33,700 --> 01:22:36,140
 And so they decide that they have to fight this.

2655
01:22:36,140 --> 01:22:39,460
 So you have end fight number two.

2656
01:22:39,460 --> 01:22:41,380
 - Yeah, where they fight the horde

2657
01:22:41,380 --> 01:22:44,340
 and they move the bridge and set fire to the moon.

2658
01:22:44,340 --> 01:22:46,500
 - This is the thing I remember as a kid,

2659
01:22:46,500 --> 01:22:48,340
 like this was the fight.

2660
01:22:48,340 --> 01:22:49,180
 - Yeah.

2661
01:22:49,180 --> 01:22:50,620
 - Yeah, the temple fight was kind of...

2662
01:22:50,620 --> 01:22:51,980
 - Yeah, temple fight.

2663
01:22:51,980 --> 01:22:54,380
 - I mean, the priest can't fight with a dam and yeah.

2664
01:22:54,380 --> 01:22:55,900
 - No, they pull the bridge back.

2665
01:22:55,900 --> 01:22:57,380
 - They fuck, they think about it.

2666
01:22:57,380 --> 01:23:01,780
 - 'Cause there's a moat of tar around the city,

2667
01:23:01,780 --> 01:23:02,620
 which is weird.

2668
01:23:02,620 --> 01:23:03,460
 - Which is weird.

2669
01:23:03,460 --> 01:23:04,300
 - Which is just weird.

2670
01:23:04,300 --> 01:23:05,140
 - Or some tar.

2671
01:23:05,140 --> 01:23:07,300
 - I mean, has there ever been a moat of tar in anything else?

2672
01:23:07,300 --> 01:23:10,620
 I know they would dump tar back in the Middle Ages.

2673
01:23:10,620 --> 01:23:13,500
 - They never had enough for moats, did they?

2674
01:23:13,500 --> 01:23:14,500
 - It was always water.

2675
01:23:14,500 --> 01:23:15,340
 - Yeah.

2676
01:23:15,340 --> 01:23:16,180
 - Yeah.

2677
01:23:16,180 --> 01:23:17,020
 - It was waste.

2678
01:23:17,020 --> 01:23:20,180
 - It was like waste to casting this, yeah.

2679
01:23:20,180 --> 01:23:21,340
 - Okay, so we have a tar moat,

2680
01:23:21,340 --> 01:23:23,180
 which is maybe unique to these best.

2681
01:23:23,180 --> 01:23:24,180
 - Well, maybe a game game for thrones,

2682
01:23:24,180 --> 01:23:25,540
 apparently still less.

2683
01:23:25,540 --> 01:23:26,380
 - Okay.

2684
01:23:26,380 --> 01:23:28,740
 - Well, I mean, I feel like now that I watched,

2685
01:23:28,740 --> 01:23:30,180
 I mean, game of thrones, I love game,

2686
01:23:30,180 --> 01:23:33,340
 but they, this is what the main, like it's the same.

2687
01:23:33,340 --> 01:23:35,340
 - But isn't everything stolen from something else at this?

2688
01:23:35,340 --> 01:23:36,180
 - Sure, sure.

2689
01:23:36,180 --> 01:23:37,020
 - Having all the stories been told.

2690
01:23:37,020 --> 01:23:39,020
 - I mean, like, so they just piece it together differently.

2691
01:23:39,020 --> 01:23:39,860
 - Sure, sure.

2692
01:23:39,860 --> 01:23:42,660
 - So yeah, they cover the tar moat.

2693
01:23:42,660 --> 01:23:43,500
 - This is a great...

2694
01:23:43,500 --> 01:23:44,340
 - They pull the bridge back.

2695
01:23:44,340 --> 01:23:46,380
 - It's kind of a cool plan.

2696
01:23:46,380 --> 01:23:48,180
 - It's better than the raft.

2697
01:23:48,180 --> 01:23:51,620
 - I feel like the most plan was better than the raft plan.

2698
01:23:51,620 --> 01:23:52,460
 - Yeah.

2699
01:23:52,460 --> 01:23:54,380
 - As plans go, I don't think,

2700
01:23:54,380 --> 01:23:58,260
 I don't think Mark and Seth were in on this plan.

2701
01:23:58,260 --> 01:24:01,580
 - Although, I do, okay, so then the John Howard shows up

2702
01:24:01,580 --> 01:24:04,060
 and they decide, you know, they're gonna have them come forward,

2703
01:24:04,060 --> 01:24:06,540
 fall into the covered moat 'cause they don't know it's there.

2704
01:24:06,540 --> 01:24:08,820
 And then because it's tar, they're gonna light it on fire.

2705
01:24:08,820 --> 01:24:09,660
 - I think it is.

2706
01:24:09,660 --> 01:24:11,060
 - But they didn't really have a good plan

2707
01:24:11,060 --> 01:24:12,100
 for the lighting it on fire.

2708
01:24:12,100 --> 01:24:14,420
 - No, they should have had fucking, like, the air force.

2709
01:24:14,420 --> 01:24:17,260
 - That's what, this is the, I'm saying, this is Game of Thrones.

2710
01:24:17,260 --> 01:24:19,620
 - Okay, so they should have had archers on the fucking

2711
01:24:19,620 --> 01:24:20,660
 and shoot the fucking thing down.

2712
01:24:20,660 --> 01:24:22,420
 - No, so they just send guys out

2713
01:24:22,420 --> 01:24:24,140
 who just keep getting shot down.

2714
01:24:24,140 --> 01:24:25,860
 - Yeah, and shoot the old dude.

2715
01:24:25,860 --> 01:24:27,180
 - And then the kid.

2716
01:24:27,180 --> 01:24:28,020
 - And then the kid.

2717
01:24:28,020 --> 01:24:30,340
 - The new king gets shot.

2718
01:24:30,340 --> 01:24:31,700
 - The new king, that's where I stopped by.

2719
01:24:31,700 --> 01:24:33,780
 - Tony Roberts runs out, doesn't get shot.

2720
01:24:33,780 --> 01:24:34,980
 - Loses are short.

2721
01:24:34,980 --> 01:24:36,940
 - No, her coat, her, her.

2722
01:24:36,940 --> 01:24:37,780
 - She loses her, yeah.

2723
01:24:37,780 --> 01:24:39,740
 - Something to the gate, of course, 'cause it just,

2724
01:24:39,740 --> 01:24:41,260
 - You gotta just pull the clothes off this corner.

2725
01:24:41,260 --> 01:24:44,580
 - The whole world is just ripping clothes off of her.

2726
01:24:44,580 --> 01:24:46,540
 So how did they light it again?

2727
01:24:46,540 --> 01:24:47,380
 - Oh.

2728
01:24:47,380 --> 01:24:49,540
 - And somebody, and they hit the guy.

2729
01:24:49,540 --> 01:24:51,220
 - And he lights up and then Mark's saying,

2730
01:24:51,220 --> 01:24:54,460
 'cause it doesn't decry it, it doesn't decry it again.

2731
01:24:54,460 --> 01:24:55,300
 - Okay, yeah.

2732
01:24:55,300 --> 01:24:56,140
 - Yeah.

2733
01:24:56,140 --> 01:24:56,980
 - And then that'll light some fire.

2734
01:24:56,980 --> 01:24:57,940
 - Well, it doesn't light up fire.

2735
01:24:57,940 --> 01:25:01,460
 It explodes, 'cause everybody knows it's horror.

2736
01:25:01,460 --> 01:25:02,300
 - Yeah.

2737
01:25:02,300 --> 01:25:03,140
 - It's a fire attack.

2738
01:25:03,140 --> 01:25:03,980
 - Again, we got C4.

2739
01:25:03,980 --> 01:25:05,140
 - C4, yeah.

2740
01:25:05,140 --> 01:25:06,380
 - When they built it in Stiltville,

2741
01:25:06,380 --> 01:25:07,980
 they sold it to the boat people.

2742
01:25:07,980 --> 01:25:12,980
 - That is a great, like, it's a stupid, like,

2743
01:25:12,980 --> 01:25:16,060
 for the movie, but it's a great special effect.

2744
01:25:16,060 --> 01:25:16,900
 - Oh, yeah, they did that.

2745
01:25:16,900 --> 01:25:18,060
 - 'Cause it's old school.

2746
01:25:18,060 --> 01:25:19,380
 It's, there's a CGI.

2747
01:25:19,380 --> 01:25:21,500
 - It's blue, it's pyrotechnics.

2748
01:25:21,500 --> 01:25:24,460
 - They totally blew that mode up, which is amazing.

2749
01:25:24,460 --> 01:25:26,460
 I don't know how they did that, but--

2750
01:25:26,460 --> 01:25:27,300
 - Kudos to them.

2751
01:25:27,300 --> 01:25:29,140
 - It is kudos to them, but--

2752
01:25:29,140 --> 01:25:31,220
 - We'll give them that in the eye, in the creeping--

2753
01:25:31,220 --> 01:25:32,860
 - It is, so few moments.

2754
01:25:32,860 --> 01:25:34,820
 - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

2755
01:25:34,820 --> 01:25:36,500
 They had some good, I mean, special effect.

2756
01:25:36,500 --> 01:25:38,460
 Yeah, the ring eye was--

2757
01:25:38,460 --> 01:25:39,860
 - What are these guys?

2758
01:25:39,860 --> 01:25:40,700
 Whatever they are?

2759
01:25:40,700 --> 01:25:41,660
 - Well, then there's the fight scene.

2760
01:25:41,660 --> 01:25:42,500
 - Right.

2761
01:25:42,500 --> 01:25:46,220
 - And eventually, Beastmaster fights the main--

2762
01:25:46,220 --> 01:25:47,060
 - John.

2763
01:25:47,060 --> 01:25:47,900
 - John Guy.

2764
01:25:47,900 --> 01:25:49,460
 - He puts off his antler.

2765
01:25:49,460 --> 01:25:52,700
 - Cuts his ant, and then he finally kicks him back.

2766
01:25:52,700 --> 01:25:53,540
 He--

2767
01:25:53,540 --> 01:25:55,380
 - On to his weird mace thing.

2768
01:25:55,380 --> 01:25:57,780
 He swipes in the bridge, and gets stuck,

2769
01:25:57,780 --> 01:25:59,620
 and then he kicks in the bridge, and he falls on it.

2770
01:25:59,620 --> 01:26:00,780
 - And he falls on it, which I mentioned.

2771
01:26:00,780 --> 01:26:01,620
 'Cause that just--

2772
01:26:01,620 --> 01:26:03,500
 - Well, if you watch the scene closely,

2773
01:26:03,500 --> 01:26:07,380
 the main John Guy, his costume was falling down,

2774
01:26:07,380 --> 01:26:08,220
 his tights.

2775
01:26:08,220 --> 01:26:09,060
 - Wasn't?

2776
01:26:09,060 --> 01:26:10,220
 - Yeah, that's a shame.

2777
01:26:10,220 --> 01:26:12,180
 That's okay, maybe he was homeless, too.

2778
01:26:12,180 --> 01:26:13,820
 He's just like having clothing.

2779
01:26:13,820 --> 01:26:15,620
 So then he gets thrown in the fire and he dies,

2780
01:26:15,620 --> 01:26:18,940
 but then a bunch of the John Horde survived,

2781
01:26:18,940 --> 01:26:21,100
 and they surround the people outside the wall.

2782
01:26:21,100 --> 01:26:25,100
 So it's Beastmaster, Seth, Curie, and the kid.

2783
01:26:25,100 --> 01:26:25,940
 - The kid.

2784
01:26:25,940 --> 01:26:26,780
 - Right?

2785
01:26:26,780 --> 01:26:27,620
 - The kid.

2786
01:26:27,620 --> 01:26:28,460
 - Right?

2787
01:26:28,460 --> 01:26:29,300
 - Yeah.

2788
01:26:29,300 --> 01:26:30,460
 - And you think it's all gonna be bad, but then--

2789
01:26:30,460 --> 01:26:31,300
 - Wait.

2790
01:26:31,300 --> 01:26:32,140
 - The untrained bird.

2791
01:26:32,140 --> 01:26:33,980
 - When does they summon him?

2792
01:26:33,980 --> 01:26:35,420
 - Before the whole fight.

2793
01:26:35,420 --> 01:26:36,500
 - Remember, before the whole fight,

2794
01:26:36,500 --> 01:26:37,340
 he gives the eagle--

2795
01:26:37,340 --> 01:26:38,340
 - He got the eagle thing in.

2796
01:26:38,340 --> 01:26:39,180
 - And so--

2797
01:26:39,180 --> 01:26:40,020
 - He gave me the eagle.

2798
01:26:40,020 --> 01:26:41,020
 - He was on the pyramid.

2799
01:26:41,020 --> 01:26:41,860
 - Yeah, and he gave it to me.

2800
01:26:41,860 --> 01:26:42,860
 - Looking solemn.

2801
01:26:42,860 --> 01:26:43,700
 - Yeah.

2802
01:26:43,700 --> 01:26:44,540
 - Thoughtful.

2803
01:26:44,540 --> 01:26:45,860
 - And then the bird people--

2804
01:26:45,860 --> 01:26:46,860
 - Hey, I'm gonna need--

2805
01:26:46,860 --> 01:26:48,420
 - He was like, hey, I'm gonna need his help.

2806
01:26:48,420 --> 01:26:50,980
 Like, I know we're not gonna fucking make it through us.

2807
01:26:50,980 --> 01:26:51,820
 He comes by--

2808
01:26:51,820 --> 01:26:52,660
 - Our plan's never worked.

2809
01:26:52,660 --> 01:26:54,100
 - The eagle's come by.

2810
01:26:54,100 --> 01:26:56,500
 He comes by and he does the whole, yeah, yeah.

2811
01:26:56,500 --> 01:26:58,180
 Like, that's pretty that, but--

2812
01:26:58,180 --> 01:26:59,620
 - So then the bird people show up

2813
01:26:59,620 --> 01:27:01,060
 and they kill the rest of the John Horde.

2814
01:27:01,060 --> 01:27:01,900
 And a--

2815
01:27:01,900 --> 01:27:02,740
 - You call them bird--

2816
01:27:02,740 --> 01:27:03,540
 - They're really bird people.

2817
01:27:03,540 --> 01:27:04,380
 Is that what they are?

2818
01:27:04,380 --> 01:27:05,220
 - They have the--

2819
01:27:05,220 --> 01:27:06,860
 - They worship the birds.

2820
01:27:06,860 --> 01:27:07,700
 - And the birds.

2821
01:27:07,700 --> 01:27:10,060
 - Remember, so I'm just gonna call them the bird people.

2822
01:27:10,060 --> 01:27:12,460
 So do you remember Buck Rogers, the guy with the feathers?

2823
01:27:12,460 --> 01:27:15,260
 - They're sort of like the heroes of the movie, right?

2824
01:27:15,260 --> 01:27:16,260
 Like, they are the heroes.

2825
01:27:16,260 --> 01:27:17,540
 - I don't know if they're heroes

2826
01:27:17,540 --> 01:27:20,860
 or if they're just convenient plot through tribes.

2827
01:27:20,860 --> 01:27:21,980
 - They're totally here.

2828
01:27:21,980 --> 01:27:23,660
 - Yeah, yeah.

2829
01:27:23,660 --> 01:27:26,220
 I want a story from their point of view.

2830
01:27:26,220 --> 01:27:27,220
 - They're like, God damn it.

2831
01:27:27,220 --> 01:27:28,060
 - This boy is like--

2832
01:27:28,060 --> 01:27:28,900
 - This boy is like--

2833
01:27:28,900 --> 01:27:29,740
 - They're like--

2834
01:27:29,740 --> 01:27:30,820
 - They're having their coffee.

2835
01:27:30,820 --> 01:27:31,660
 They're like--

2836
01:27:31,660 --> 01:27:32,500
 - Oily, this is great.

2837
01:27:32,500 --> 01:27:33,340
 - This is great.

2838
01:27:33,340 --> 01:27:35,340
 - And they're like, hey, he's all like,

2839
01:27:35,340 --> 01:27:36,420
 he looks good, we should eat him.

2840
01:27:36,420 --> 01:27:37,420
 He's got a lot of meat on him.

2841
01:27:37,420 --> 01:27:38,700
 And then, oh shit, he likes birds.

2842
01:27:38,700 --> 01:27:39,540
 Oh, well, well.

2843
01:27:39,540 --> 01:27:40,380
 See you later, man.

2844
01:27:40,380 --> 01:27:41,380
 - No, they're all sitting around there.

2845
01:27:41,380 --> 01:27:42,660
 - And then, yeah, they're sitting around

2846
01:27:42,660 --> 01:27:44,540
 like having a nice relaxing Sunday afternoon.

2847
01:27:44,540 --> 01:27:45,380
 - I don't know.

2848
01:27:45,380 --> 01:27:46,380
 - They're watching football.

2849
01:27:46,380 --> 01:27:47,220
 - Yeah.

2850
01:27:47,220 --> 01:27:48,060
 - And he's like, shows up like, oh shit.

2851
01:27:48,060 --> 01:27:48,900
 - Fuck!

2852
01:27:48,900 --> 01:27:49,740
 - They are referred to.

2853
01:27:49,740 --> 01:27:50,780
 - Hey, wait, wait, Bob, do you--

2854
01:27:50,780 --> 01:27:52,860
 Bob, Bob, Bob, do you give this thing?

2855
01:27:52,860 --> 01:27:53,700
 What is this?

2856
01:27:53,700 --> 01:27:54,540
 - The beacons are lit.

2857
01:27:54,540 --> 01:27:55,380
 - What is this?

2858
01:27:55,380 --> 01:27:56,220
 - What is this?

2859
01:27:56,220 --> 01:27:57,060
 Did you give this to somebody?

2860
01:27:57,060 --> 01:27:58,500
 He's like, oh fuck.

2861
01:27:58,500 --> 01:28:00,180
 - We talked about never giving out the amulet, man.

2862
01:28:00,180 --> 01:28:01,020
 - God damn it.

2863
01:28:01,020 --> 01:28:04,060
 - Like, wait, who told you you give the ambulance out?

2864
01:28:04,060 --> 01:28:06,380
 - The bird bed are eagle-worshiping freaks

2865
01:28:06,380 --> 01:28:08,860
 who look like vegetable-based imperial guards.

2866
01:28:08,860 --> 01:28:10,980
 - Yeah.

2867
01:28:10,980 --> 01:28:11,820
 - Okay, that's right.

2868
01:28:11,820 --> 01:28:12,660
 - That's so weird.

2869
01:28:12,660 --> 01:28:13,700
 - So the bird people show up.

2870
01:28:13,700 --> 01:28:14,540
 - They call bird bed.

2871
01:28:14,540 --> 01:28:15,380
 - They kill the rest of the,

2872
01:28:15,380 --> 01:28:17,780
 and if you get some more of the awesome struggling

2873
01:28:17,780 --> 01:28:18,620
 and then opening up

2874
01:28:18,620 --> 01:28:20,940
 and all you get is like helmets and bones.

2875
01:28:20,940 --> 01:28:22,580
 - Bat creatures, they're also, we first--

2876
01:28:22,580 --> 01:28:25,580
 - And then the three leaders are like hovering

2877
01:28:25,580 --> 01:28:27,620
 and he's fast and looks at them

2878
01:28:27,620 --> 01:28:29,820
 and they have this moment of like,

2879
01:28:29,820 --> 01:28:31,580
 thanks, man, I owe you one.

2880
01:28:31,580 --> 01:28:33,740
 And then I guess they fly away.

2881
01:28:33,740 --> 01:28:34,580
 - Yeah, I don't know what's going on.

2882
01:28:34,580 --> 01:28:36,300
 - I guess they can fly, but they never,

2883
01:28:36,300 --> 01:28:37,780
 you never show them flying.

2884
01:28:37,780 --> 01:28:38,780
 I don't know how they get around.

2885
01:28:38,780 --> 01:28:39,620
 - Yeah, it was weird.

2886
01:28:39,620 --> 01:28:41,260
 - I imagine if they're-- - They're really tall.

2887
01:28:41,260 --> 01:28:42,420
 - Yeah, they're so high.

2888
01:28:42,420 --> 01:28:44,500
 - I guess, they're like the three main guys.

2889
01:28:44,500 --> 01:28:45,340
 - I don't know.

2890
01:28:45,340 --> 01:28:47,900
 - It's so weird, that's another weird part of it.

2891
01:28:47,900 --> 01:28:50,780
 - That ends, they're all everybody's happy.

2892
01:28:50,780 --> 01:28:54,340
 They drag the poor shot king kid back in,

2893
01:28:54,340 --> 01:28:56,980
 just ceremoniously-- - So that shot in the right arm.

2894
01:28:56,980 --> 01:28:59,980
 - Unceremoniously rip the arrow right out of them.

2895
01:28:59,980 --> 01:29:01,180
 - Right, right, and then they're like,

2896
01:29:01,180 --> 01:29:02,540
 hey, you got shot in the right arm,

2897
01:29:02,540 --> 01:29:04,740
 but you won't use to your left arm for a while.

2898
01:29:04,740 --> 01:29:07,020
 - Yeah, there's some kind of weird nerve thing going on there.

2899
01:29:07,020 --> 01:29:08,500
 I don't know what that's all about.

2900
01:29:08,500 --> 01:29:11,940
 John Amos, it's old time, he couldn't figure it out.

2901
01:29:11,940 --> 01:29:13,180
 - That's right, he just made it up.

2902
01:29:13,180 --> 01:29:14,020
 - Yeah.

2903
01:29:14,020 --> 01:29:15,020
 - We're gonna bleed him with leeches.

2904
01:29:15,020 --> 01:29:16,060
 He'll be fine. - Yeah, yeah.

2905
01:29:16,060 --> 01:29:18,700
 - And then-- - Luckily he stayed a lot.

2906
01:29:18,700 --> 01:29:19,580
 - Dear God, are we done?

2907
01:29:19,580 --> 01:29:21,540
 - No, not yet, because then Seth,

2908
01:29:21,540 --> 01:29:25,980
 John Amos' character, sees the brand on dark.

2909
01:29:25,980 --> 01:29:26,820
 - Oh, yeah, that's right.

2910
01:29:26,820 --> 01:29:28,300
 - And he's like, wait, you're the firstborn,

2911
01:29:28,300 --> 01:29:30,300
 he used to be like, dude, I don't want to be king.

2912
01:29:30,300 --> 01:29:33,380
 - Darr's like, fuck off, he's like, I will kill you.

2913
01:29:33,380 --> 01:29:36,660
 I'm gonna go wander the desert like Jesus or something.

2914
01:29:36,660 --> 01:29:39,500
 - For a while, and-- - That's what he's basically like.

2915
01:29:39,500 --> 01:29:41,340
 - And then he leaves, and Tonya Roberts shows up,

2916
01:29:41,340 --> 01:29:43,860
 and they have a long kiss on top of a rock

2917
01:29:43,860 --> 01:29:45,660
 while a helicopter flies around him.

2918
01:29:45,660 --> 01:29:47,860
 - Beautiful spinoff, yeah. - And then we,

2919
01:29:47,860 --> 01:29:48,860
 we're done.

2920
01:29:48,860 --> 01:29:50,260
 - Jesus. - That was a beast master.

2921
01:29:50,260 --> 01:29:51,760
 - Yeah.

2922
01:29:51,760 --> 01:29:53,420
 - It just got to hold up.

2923
01:29:53,420 --> 01:29:56,220
 - So, wow, all right, we're already gonna get in.

2924
01:29:56,220 --> 01:30:00,260
 That was the whole, we're gonna end on that, but--

2925
01:30:00,260 --> 01:30:01,380
 - Why didn't you say that?

2926
01:30:01,380 --> 01:30:05,500
 - Because I remember, like, as you said,

2927
01:30:05,500 --> 01:30:08,660
 like, I don't remember it as being this cinematic masterpiece

2928
01:30:08,660 --> 01:30:09,500
 from when I was a kid.

2929
01:30:09,500 --> 01:30:12,700
 I remember it fondly, because I was a kid.

2930
01:30:12,700 --> 01:30:13,540
 (laughing)

2931
01:30:13,540 --> 01:30:15,100
 I know, like, I don't remember it.

2932
01:30:15,100 --> 01:30:16,980
 I never had those expectations for it,

2933
01:30:16,980 --> 01:30:20,820
 but watching it again, the things that I,

2934
01:30:20,820 --> 01:30:22,820
 that I was, you know, that I liked about it

2935
01:30:22,820 --> 01:30:25,540
 when I was a kid, are completely overshadowed

2936
01:30:25,540 --> 01:30:30,300
 by the rapey overtones, the, I mean, like, there's just--

2937
01:30:30,300 --> 01:30:32,100
 - Okay, well, there's, I feel like there's a difference

2938
01:30:32,100 --> 01:30:34,780
 between it not holding up and it not aging well.

2939
01:30:36,180 --> 01:30:37,620
 - Like, I would say the rapey scenes,

2940
01:30:37,620 --> 01:30:39,180
 like, James Bond is the same way.

2941
01:30:39,180 --> 01:30:41,220
 - Okay, but the point, is it hold up?

2942
01:30:41,220 --> 01:30:42,900
 That's the whole point of what we're talking about.

2943
01:30:42,900 --> 01:30:44,060
 - But I think, no, I'm saying that--

2944
01:30:44,060 --> 01:30:44,900
 - Does it survive the test of time?

2945
01:30:44,900 --> 01:30:47,260
 - I'm saying that those two things can be completely different.

2946
01:30:47,260 --> 01:30:49,380
 - All right, all right, so I feel like,

2947
01:30:49,380 --> 01:30:54,060
 I feel like the, like, the rapey overtones and the--

2948
01:30:54,060 --> 01:30:56,300
 (laughing)

2949
01:30:56,300 --> 01:30:59,900
 And, like, the things that, you know,

2950
01:30:59,900 --> 01:31:01,780
 the creepy factor is still there.

2951
01:31:01,780 --> 01:31:03,420
 Like, if you stumbled upon this movie

2952
01:31:03,420 --> 01:31:04,740
 in the middle of the night and you were watching it,

2953
01:31:04,740 --> 01:31:09,020
 you'd probably have, like, some shit crazy nightmares.

2954
01:31:09,020 --> 01:31:10,980
 So there's still, like, the creepy factor still works,

2955
01:31:10,980 --> 01:31:15,980
 but there's, it's just that, all that you had as a kid

2956
01:31:15,980 --> 01:31:18,500
 watching it, that's completely gone.

2957
01:31:18,500 --> 01:31:21,460
 Like, I still get that when I watch things like,

2958
01:31:21,460 --> 01:31:22,300
 Empire Strikes Back.

2959
01:31:22,300 --> 01:31:25,020
 And I know that these two movies are completely different,

2960
01:31:25,020 --> 01:31:27,260
 but there are other movies from my childhood

2961
01:31:27,260 --> 01:31:30,420
 that I watched and I'm like, it's still like Mary Poppins.

2962
01:31:30,420 --> 01:31:32,860
 Like, I still watch that and there's still just that,

2963
01:31:32,860 --> 01:31:35,860
 like, I love this movie, even if the special effects

2964
01:31:35,860 --> 01:31:39,220
 are gray and they're, like, that hasn't aged as well.

2965
01:31:39,220 --> 01:31:42,360
 But, yeah, I was saying this one, no.

2966
01:31:42,360 --> 01:31:43,820
 (laughing)

2967
01:31:43,820 --> 01:31:46,100
 They were probably so good that they're good, but no.

2968
01:31:46,100 --> 01:31:49,860
 - I honestly expected it to be a lot worse than it was.

2969
01:31:49,860 --> 01:31:51,980
 I was pretty sure it was not gonna hold up

2970
01:31:51,980 --> 01:31:54,060
 that it was just not gonna be good.

2971
01:31:54,060 --> 01:31:55,900
 And I'm not saying that it's good,

2972
01:31:55,900 --> 01:31:59,860
 but I feel like what it was meant to be, it's still that.

2973
01:31:59,860 --> 01:32:01,420
 - Do you think that it was meant to be campy

2974
01:32:01,420 --> 01:32:02,260
 when they found it? - Yes.

2975
01:32:02,260 --> 01:32:03,340
 - I think so. - I think so.

2976
01:32:03,340 --> 01:32:04,860
 - You think it was meant as a serious movie?

2977
01:32:04,860 --> 01:32:06,780
 You really think Riptorn was up there?

2978
01:32:06,780 --> 01:32:10,380
 Like, I'm a serious bad guy that looks like a bird?

2979
01:32:10,380 --> 01:32:12,700
 I think there was camp.

2980
01:32:12,700 --> 01:32:14,500
 I mean, I think they took it seriously.

2981
01:32:14,500 --> 01:32:16,380
 I think they tried to act well in it.

2982
01:32:16,380 --> 01:32:17,900
 - Right. - It's not a comedy.

2983
01:32:17,900 --> 01:32:19,740
 - Right. - But I think they knew

2984
01:32:19,740 --> 01:32:21,060
 when they were making it that this, again,

2985
01:32:21,060 --> 01:32:23,260
 it's not a cinematic masterpiece.

2986
01:32:23,260 --> 01:32:25,180
 So, I don't know. - Okay.

2987
01:32:25,180 --> 01:32:26,340
 - I'm kind of torn.

2988
01:32:26,340 --> 01:32:27,900
 I think that what it was meant to be.

2989
01:32:27,900 --> 01:32:28,740
 - You Riptorn?

2990
01:32:28,740 --> 01:32:33,340
 - It's still is a campy fantasy movie

2991
01:32:33,340 --> 01:32:35,900
 that is creepy in certain respects.

2992
01:32:35,900 --> 01:32:37,460
 Still, that's what it was for me.

2993
01:32:37,460 --> 01:32:38,300
 - I think if--

2994
01:32:38,300 --> 01:32:39,540
 - That's what it was for me as a kid.

2995
01:32:39,540 --> 01:32:43,100
 It was a fantasy movie that had, you know,

2996
01:32:43,100 --> 01:32:44,940
 it wasn't awful, it wasn't great,

2997
01:32:44,940 --> 01:32:47,720
 and it had moments of just like, ugh.

2998
01:32:47,720 --> 01:32:50,220
 And I never got a lot of the sexual overtones as a kid.

2999
01:32:50,220 --> 01:32:53,540
 So, to me, that was, you know, just not a big deal.

3000
01:32:53,540 --> 01:32:56,740
 - If you want a bad fantasy movie,

3001
01:32:56,740 --> 01:32:59,260
 go watch "Ad Tour of the Eagle" sometime.

3002
01:32:59,260 --> 01:33:01,020
 - Or was it? - From "Liles of Keith,"

3003
01:33:01,020 --> 01:33:02,220
 that it's terrible.

3004
01:33:02,220 --> 01:33:04,700
 That is a bad beast match. - Oh, wow, wow, yeah, yeah, yeah.

3005
01:33:04,700 --> 01:33:05,540
 Okay.

3006
01:33:05,540 --> 01:33:07,980
 - See, to me, I know, I know, but see, to me,

3007
01:33:07,980 --> 01:33:10,420
 I've seen that movie, and that's just a bad movie.

3008
01:33:10,420 --> 01:33:11,260
 - Okay.

3009
01:33:11,260 --> 01:33:12,740
 - This wasn't a bad movie.

3010
01:33:12,740 --> 01:33:15,380
 Not a great movie, but watchable.

3011
01:33:15,380 --> 01:33:17,380
 - So, you think it holds up?

3012
01:33:17,380 --> 01:33:18,820
 - For what it was meant to do, yeah.

3013
01:33:18,820 --> 01:33:19,660
 - Okay. - Who does?

3014
01:33:19,660 --> 01:33:20,580
 - Brad.

3015
01:33:20,580 --> 01:33:21,780
 - This is a big shit.

3016
01:33:21,780 --> 01:33:22,780
 (both laughing)

3017
01:33:22,780 --> 01:33:24,260
 It doesn't hold up.

3018
01:33:24,260 --> 01:33:28,020
 It's horrible, there's child sacrificing,

3019
01:33:28,020 --> 01:33:31,380
 this is not a PG movie, this is bullshit.

3020
01:33:31,380 --> 01:33:34,180
 And I disagree with Brock completely.

3021
01:33:34,180 --> 01:33:35,220
 (both laughing)

3022
01:33:35,220 --> 01:33:36,540
 It's horror.

3023
01:33:36,540 --> 01:33:37,380
 (both laughing)

3024
01:33:37,380 --> 01:33:40,380
 - It's totally a ignorant slut, yes.

3025
01:33:40,380 --> 01:33:42,420
 It is a piece of shit.

3026
01:33:42,420 --> 01:33:44,580
 I don't think they meant it to me, campy.

3027
01:33:44,580 --> 01:33:46,700
 I think they meant to make a real movie.

3028
01:33:46,700 --> 01:33:49,180
 They missed so far on the mark.

3029
01:33:50,540 --> 01:33:55,540
 - Sorry, Mark, but pun intended there, but yeah, it is terrible.

3030
01:33:55,540 --> 01:34:00,500
 It's Charles Barkley, it's terrible.

3031
01:34:00,500 --> 01:34:03,140
 - I think one of my problems is that, since--

3032
01:34:03,140 --> 01:34:04,260
 - Wait, I'm still talking.

3033
01:34:04,260 --> 01:34:06,060
 (both laughing)

3034
01:34:06,060 --> 01:34:07,940
 - No, keep talking, wine, man.

3035
01:34:07,940 --> 01:34:11,060
 No, no, honestly, it's really, for me,

3036
01:34:11,060 --> 01:34:12,820
 I think part of my problem is that since

3037
01:34:12,820 --> 01:34:14,500
 I saw all this movie as a kid,

3038
01:34:14,500 --> 01:34:17,500
 I've kind of been a connoisseur of bad movies.

3039
01:34:17,500 --> 01:34:19,100
 - Yeah, your bar is a lot higher.

3040
01:34:19,100 --> 01:34:19,940
 - Come on.

3041
01:34:19,940 --> 01:34:24,500
 - No, no, no, I'm just saying that it wasn't as bad

3042
01:34:24,500 --> 01:34:27,420
 as I thought it was gonna be, it just wasn't good,

3043
01:34:27,420 --> 01:34:29,420
 but it wasn't as bad as I thought it was gonna be.

3044
01:34:29,420 --> 01:34:30,740
 - It's still terrible, it's terrible.

3045
01:34:30,740 --> 01:34:31,580
 - It didn't hold up.

3046
01:34:31,580 --> 01:34:32,740
 - I can agree to disagree.

3047
01:34:32,740 --> 01:34:36,220
 - It's a kid, I thought this was amazing.

3048
01:34:36,220 --> 01:34:39,540
 - See, I don't remember thinking of it as an amazing movie.

3049
01:34:39,540 --> 01:34:40,380
 - There's a movie on that.

3050
01:34:40,380 --> 01:34:42,380
 - That's where we're gonna disagree on it.

3051
01:34:42,380 --> 01:34:44,100
 The whole, does it hold up?

3052
01:34:44,100 --> 01:34:47,500
 As a kid, I thought this was an amazing movie.

3053
01:34:47,500 --> 01:34:49,820
 - Okay, I thought, like I remember watching this,

3054
01:34:49,820 --> 01:34:52,780
 I remember thinking, oh, Beast Master, I love watches.

3055
01:34:52,780 --> 01:34:53,620
 - Yeah.

3056
01:34:53,620 --> 01:34:55,860
 - It's so great, even the edited part,

3057
01:34:55,860 --> 01:34:58,100
 I think it's the movies, it was so great.

3058
01:34:58,100 --> 01:34:59,540
 It's so amazing movie.

3059
01:34:59,540 --> 01:35:03,860
 And to watch it now, I'm like--

3060
01:35:03,860 --> 01:35:05,980
 - I think you've been desensitized to Boobies.

3061
01:35:05,980 --> 01:35:06,980
 - No, it's amazing.

3062
01:35:06,980 --> 01:35:08,420
 - You've just seen so many boobs.

3063
01:35:08,420 --> 01:35:09,740
 It's no thing anymore.

3064
01:35:09,740 --> 01:35:10,940
 - It's lost its magic.

3065
01:35:10,940 --> 01:35:13,820
 - I've seen so many, no, it has not been the Boobies,

3066
01:35:13,820 --> 01:35:18,820
 but no, now it's like, it's so cheesy, it's so bad.

3067
01:35:18,820 --> 01:35:23,660
 And it's really scary, like--

3068
01:35:23,660 --> 01:35:25,500
 - Oh, there are so, yeah, I'll give you that.

3069
01:35:25,500 --> 01:35:28,740
 - It's like, the fuck, there's a child sacrifice in it.

3070
01:35:28,740 --> 01:35:31,500
 - Yeah, I still think the flappy dudes are the worst.

3071
01:35:31,500 --> 01:35:33,700
 - Yeah, the bird man, the bird man, that's creepy.

3072
01:35:33,700 --> 01:35:37,100
 - That is, but there is a kid that gets thrown into the fire.

3073
01:35:37,100 --> 01:35:39,980
 - And another kid that really gets thrown into it, yeah.

3074
01:35:39,980 --> 01:35:41,380
 - That is fucked up.

3075
01:35:41,380 --> 01:35:45,220
 So I'm like, it doesn't hold up, that is some messed up stuff.

3076
01:35:45,220 --> 01:35:49,060
 - I'm sorry, if you love this movie in the 80s, it's fine,

3077
01:35:49,060 --> 01:35:49,900
 but--

3078
01:35:49,900 --> 01:35:50,740
 - Stick with your memories.

3079
01:35:50,740 --> 01:35:53,340
 - It's sick with it, don't watch it again.

3080
01:35:53,340 --> 01:35:55,540
 - Unless you wanna watch it and listen to all the wonderful

3081
01:35:55,540 --> 01:35:57,500
 pieces of trivia that we found out.

3082
01:35:57,500 --> 01:36:00,420
 - But don't, yeah, this does not hold up.

3083
01:36:00,420 --> 01:36:01,660
 - So the entire homeless camp.

3084
01:36:01,660 --> 01:36:04,820
 - I would not, I would recommend not watching this again.

3085
01:36:04,820 --> 01:36:06,900
 (laughs)

3086
01:36:06,900 --> 01:36:11,500
 - This is, okay, so blocked up from here on out.

3087
01:36:11,500 --> 01:36:13,820
 Can we make an agreement that we're gonna say breasts

3088
01:36:13,820 --> 01:36:15,140
 and not boobies?

3089
01:36:15,140 --> 01:36:15,980
 - Yeah.

3090
01:36:15,980 --> 01:36:19,020
 - No, I'm not boobies, come on, I think we need to go breasts.

3091
01:36:19,020 --> 01:36:20,820
 - I'm gonna start saying titties.

3092
01:36:20,820 --> 01:36:22,180
 (laughs)

3093
01:36:22,180 --> 01:36:23,180
 - Jugs.

3094
01:36:23,180 --> 01:36:24,860
 (laughs)

3095
01:36:24,860 --> 01:36:28,140
 - On a scale, on a jug scale of 110, this was a seven.

3096
01:36:28,140 --> 01:36:29,900
 (laughs)

3097
01:36:29,900 --> 01:36:31,340
 This titty scale was, yeah.

3098
01:36:31,340 --> 01:36:35,380
 Wait, I can't say, wait, wait, wait, I have to say, wait.

3099
01:36:35,380 --> 01:36:37,820
 I don't know, boobies just sounds like we're back

3100
01:36:37,820 --> 01:36:40,980
 in 1982 talking about the movie.

3101
01:36:40,980 --> 01:36:42,620
 Did you see those boobies, Brad?

3102
01:36:42,620 --> 01:36:43,980
 (laughs)

3103
01:36:43,980 --> 01:36:44,980
 Breast.

3104
01:36:44,980 --> 01:36:47,220
 There were a lot of breasts in this movie.

3105
01:36:47,220 --> 01:36:49,660
 - Wait, okay, I can't say titties, I can't say titties.

3106
01:36:49,660 --> 01:36:51,420
 - I don't care, I just don't, I think boobies.

3107
01:36:51,420 --> 01:36:53,500
 Boobies, boobies-- - I would say boobies.

3108
01:36:53,500 --> 01:36:54,500
 - 'Cause they seem boobies.

3109
01:36:54,500 --> 01:36:56,220
 - I know, I know, 'cause we're thinking about

3110
01:36:56,220 --> 01:36:58,540
 boobies seem like the right-- - I just think it's funny.

3111
01:36:58,540 --> 01:36:59,620
 It's like-- - For this particular movie.

3112
01:36:59,620 --> 01:37:00,820
 - Yeah, so this movie-- - Yeah, so this movie

3113
01:37:00,820 --> 01:37:02,180
 seemed like-- - Okay, so how about--

3114
01:37:02,180 --> 01:37:03,020
 - Tiny rocker's boobies.

3115
01:37:03,020 --> 01:37:06,020
 - Boobies, I don't know what boobies for now on.

3116
01:37:06,020 --> 01:37:08,660
 - All right, well--

3117
01:37:08,660 --> 01:37:09,780
 - This is us, signing off.

3118
01:37:09,780 --> 01:37:11,740
 - Yeah, that was our first episode.

3119
01:37:11,740 --> 01:37:13,580
 - Wait for the next one.

3120
01:37:13,580 --> 01:37:16,580
 - Yeah, we're gonna do, I think, I don't know,

3121
01:37:16,580 --> 01:37:18,180
 what's our next, are we doing air wolf,

3122
01:37:18,180 --> 01:37:21,740
 or are we gonna do, or legend, as I don't know.

3123
01:37:21,740 --> 01:37:24,420
 - We're gonna cut this part so we can't hear it.

3124
01:37:24,420 --> 01:37:28,420
 - But that's, yeah, it's, I wonder if this

3125
01:37:28,420 --> 01:37:31,020
 is gonna be the dynamic, if it's gonna be like,

3126
01:37:31,020 --> 01:37:32,420
 you're really hard on 'em.

3127
01:37:32,420 --> 01:37:33,860
 You're kind of in the middle, and I'm like--

3128
01:37:33,860 --> 01:37:35,500
 - It was you dabbed, man.

3129
01:37:35,500 --> 01:37:38,060
 - Yeah, fuck, I'm gonna be the one.

3130
01:37:38,060 --> 01:37:39,940
 It's like, don't listen to what that guy says,

3131
01:37:39,940 --> 01:37:41,420
 'cause he likes everything.

3132
01:37:41,420 --> 01:37:42,260
 (laughing)

3133
01:37:42,260 --> 01:37:43,140
 It's like, unless it's like,

3134
01:37:43,140 --> 01:37:44,420
 playing nine from outer space,

3135
01:37:44,420 --> 01:37:46,540
 he's gonna be like, it's not that bad.

3136
01:37:46,540 --> 01:37:49,340
 Man knows the hands of fate, it wasn't that bad.

3137
01:37:49,340 --> 01:37:51,340
 Oh gosh.

3138
01:37:51,340 --> 01:37:53,420
 - All right, was we should put legend in,

3139
01:37:53,420 --> 01:37:54,260
 sit down here.

3140
01:37:54,260 --> 01:37:55,620
 - No, it's almost 11 o'clock.

3141
01:37:55,620 --> 01:37:56,460
 - Is it?

3142
01:37:56,460 --> 01:37:57,300
 - Okay. - Yeah.

3143
01:37:57,300 --> 01:37:59,620
 - I feel like-- - We're cutting it now?

3144
01:37:59,620 --> 01:38:01,300
 - Yeah. - Yeah, I'm go ahead.

3145
01:38:01,300 --> 01:38:02,980
 - Ehhh. - The constellations, right?

3146
01:38:02,980 --> 01:38:03,820
 - It's like the constellations.

3147
01:38:03,820 --> 01:38:05,580
 (laughing)

3148
01:38:05,580 --> 01:38:06,420
 - We can't, we can't.

3149
01:38:06,420 --> 01:38:07,860
 - Oh yeah, I know, we can't do that, sorry guys.